1 00:00:02,563 --> 00:00:04,605 Behold 2 00:00:02,563 --> 00:00:04,605 the Quantum Flux ... 3 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,271 a magic portal to the past, 4 00:00:06,271 --> 00:00:09,188 what some might call 5 00:00:06,271 --> 00:00:09,188 a "time machine." 6 00:00:09,188 --> 00:00:10,646 This is where you guys go 7 00:00:09,188 --> 00:00:10,646 "Oooh." 8 00:00:10,646 --> 00:00:11,896 No, thank you. 9 00:00:10,646 --> 00:00:11,896 Just get on with it. 10 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:13,396 "Ooh," indeed. 11 00:00:13,396 --> 00:00:15,646 I'm throwing Dad and Gloria's 12 00:00:13,396 --> 00:00:15,646 10th anniversary party, 13 00:00:15,646 --> 00:00:16,980 and Phil is part 14 00:00:15,646 --> 00:00:16,980 of the entertainment. 15 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:19,105 I'm gonna make Gloria 16 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:19,105 seemingly dematerialize, 17 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:21,146 then wondrously travel 18 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:21,146 back through time, 19 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,438 and then rematerialize 20 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,438 in her wedding dress. 21 00:00:23,438 --> 00:00:25,021 She's gonna change her clothes 22 00:00:23,438 --> 00:00:25,021 in a box. 23 00:00:25,021 --> 00:00:26,521 This is why I'm nervous 24 00:00:25,021 --> 00:00:26,521 about you introducing me. 25 00:00:26,521 --> 00:00:28,563 I'm kidding! 26 00:00:26,521 --> 00:00:28,563 You're gonna be great. 27 00:00:28,563 --> 00:00:30,063 He better be great. 28 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,730 I want Dad and Gloria's party 29 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,730 to be perfect. 30 00:00:32,730 --> 00:00:34,771 I was kind of a pill 31 00:00:32,730 --> 00:00:34,771 at their wedding. 32 00:00:34,771 --> 00:00:37,063 I hadn't 33 00:00:34,771 --> 00:00:37,063 fully accepted Gloria yet. 34 00:00:37,063 --> 00:00:39,980 And I feel a little responsible 35 00:00:37,063 --> 00:00:39,980 for what happened with my mom. 36 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:42,396 I fed her, like, three drinks 37 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:42,396 at the reception. 38 00:00:42,396 --> 00:00:44,146 You know, 39 00:00:42,396 --> 00:00:44,146 just to take the edge off. 40 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:46,480 I'm Gloria! Kiss me! 41 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:46,480 Oh, hey, kiss me! 42 00:00:47,688 --> 00:00:49,355 No, no! Oh, geez! 43 00:00:49,355 --> 00:00:50,396 Mom! Mom! 44 00:00:50,396 --> 00:00:52,313 She almost took 45 00:00:50,396 --> 00:00:52,313 the doorframe off. 46 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:54,855 Into the wormhole 47 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:54,855 she goes. 48 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,480 Clocks turn backwards, 49 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,771 calendar pages 50 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,771 re-attach themselves, 51 00:00:58,771 --> 00:01:00,355 and behold! 52 00:01:00,355 --> 00:01:02,521 The beautiful bride! 53 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,063 Guys! This isn't exciting 54 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:06,063 to you? 55 00:01:06,063 --> 00:01:07,355 se your imaginations. 56 00:01:07,355 --> 00:01:09,355 Picture me standing 57 00:01:07,355 --> 00:01:09,355 next to Gloria 58 00:01:09,355 --> 00:01:10,646 in a wedding dress. 59 00:01:10,646 --> 00:01:12,271 We're done. 60 00:01:13,563 --> 00:01:15,021 Mitchell, 61 00:01:13,563 --> 00:01:15,021 did you get the cake? 62 00:01:15,021 --> 00:01:16,521 Yeah, yeah. 63 00:01:15,021 --> 00:01:16,521 I got everything. 64 00:01:16,521 --> 00:01:18,188 Okay, good. 65 00:01:16,521 --> 00:01:18,188 I'll have to meet you at Dad's. 66 00:01:18,188 --> 00:01:20,355 I need to go with Phil 67 00:01:18,188 --> 00:01:20,355 to pick up his magic box. 68 00:01:20,355 --> 00:01:21,480 Oh, and, hey, 69 00:01:20,355 --> 00:01:21,480 you told Phil 70 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,605 not to mention the trick 71 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,605 to Cam, right? 72 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:24,980 If Cam finds out, 73 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:24,980 he's just gonna want us 74 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,855 to do some kind 75 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,855 of performance, too. 76 00:01:26,855 --> 00:01:28,813 Pretty sure I told him 77 00:01:26,855 --> 00:01:28,813 not to say anything. 78 00:01:32,313 --> 00:01:33,855 Yeah, pretty sure 79 00:01:32,313 --> 00:01:33,855 you didn't. 80 00:01:46,646 --> 00:01:48,271 So, uh, what's all this? 81 00:01:48,271 --> 00:01:50,146 This is redemption. 82 00:01:50,146 --> 00:01:51,730 Maybe just 83 00:01:50,146 --> 00:01:51,730 a straight answer. 84 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,563 The year was 2007 ... 85 00:01:53,563 --> 00:01:56,188 the wedding reception 86 00:01:53,563 --> 00:01:56,188 of Jay and Gloria. 87 00:01:53,563 --> 00:01:56,188 Oh. 88 00:01:56,188 --> 00:01:59,188 Our gift to the newlyweds 89 00:01:56,188 --> 00:01:59,188 was a duet performance 90 00:01:59,188 --> 00:02:00,980 of "Islands in the Stream." 91 00:01:59,188 --> 00:02:00,980 "Islands in the Stream." 92 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,646 A gift that would never be, 93 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,646 because... 94 00:02:02,646 --> 00:02:03,813 I remember. 95 00:02:03,813 --> 00:02:06,313 I fed my mom a few drinks 96 00:02:03,813 --> 00:02:06,313 at the reception. 97 00:02:06,313 --> 00:02:08,605 I really did not want to sing, 98 00:02:06,313 --> 00:02:08,605 so I figured 99 00:02:08,605 --> 00:02:11,146 if I got her a little tipsy, 100 00:02:08,605 --> 00:02:11,146 I wouldn't have to perform 101 00:02:11,146 --> 00:02:12,646 because I'd have to 102 00:02:11,146 --> 00:02:12,646 hold her hand... 103 00:02:12,646 --> 00:02:14,688 No, no, no! 104 00:02:12,646 --> 00:02:14,688 Oh, geez! 105 00:02:14,688 --> 00:02:16,355 Mom, Mom! 106 00:02:16,355 --> 00:02:18,605 and later 107 00:02:16,355 --> 00:02:18,605 hold her hair back. 108 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:21,146 Well, your family has wondered 109 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:21,146 for 10 years "What if?" 110 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:23,521 Today, 111 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:23,521 they find out what for. 112 00:02:23,521 --> 00:02:24,771 Mm, I don't know, Cam. 113 00:02:24,771 --> 00:02:26,230 I'm a little rusty, 114 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,355 and acoustics are never good 115 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,355 inside a tent. 116 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:30,480 And ... Oh! 117 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:30,480 This party isn't about us. 118 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,230 There's a whole slate 119 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,230 of performers. 120 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:33,605 Gloria's changing 121 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:33,605 in a box. 122 00:02:33,605 --> 00:02:35,188 Which makes our medley 123 00:02:33,605 --> 00:02:35,188 all the more welcome. 124 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,438 It's a medley now? 125 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,438 No! No. 126 00:02:37,438 --> 00:02:39,313 In no way, shape, or form 127 00:02:39,313 --> 00:02:41,730 am I performing today in front 128 00:02:39,313 --> 00:02:41,730 of my judgmental family. 129 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:44,021 Fine. We'll just... 130 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:44,021 go to the party. 131 00:02:44,021 --> 00:02:45,271 Thank you. 132 00:02:45,271 --> 00:02:46,771 No medley. 133 00:02:45,271 --> 00:02:46,771 Exactly. 134 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:48,146 Wait. 135 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:48,146 This isn't a trick ... 136 00:02:48,146 --> 00:02:50,105 Just three 137 00:02:48,146 --> 00:02:50,105 un-related songs. 138 00:02:50,105 --> 00:02:51,896 You just agreed. 139 00:02:50,105 --> 00:02:51,896 Rehearsal starts right now. 140 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:52,896 Jump in 141 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:52,896 when you're ready. 142 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:00,355 Why are you cooking? 143 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:01,938 Are you allowed 144 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:01,938 back there? 145 00:03:01,938 --> 00:03:04,521 It's our anniversary. Can't I do 146 00:03:01,938 --> 00:03:04,521 something nice for your mother? 147 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:06,438 Maybe. 148 00:03:06,438 --> 00:03:07,730 Morning, beautiful. 149 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,021 We have huevos, we have chorizo, 150 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,021 we have tortilla. 151 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:11,605 What we ain't got 152 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:11,605 is Manny. 153 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:14,396 Unfortunately, he's gonna be 154 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:14,396 a no-show at the party today. 155 00:03:14,396 --> 00:03:15,771 Aha. 156 00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:17,271 What can I get you? 157 00:03:17,271 --> 00:03:19,063 Take that garbage away 158 00:03:17,271 --> 00:03:19,063 from me. 159 00:03:19,063 --> 00:03:20,313 I'm going for a walk. 160 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:24,146 Manny was a big part 161 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:24,146 of our wedding. 162 00:03:24,146 --> 00:03:26,563 He walked Gloria down the aisle, 163 00:03:24,146 --> 00:03:26,563 did the calligraphy. 164 00:03:26,563 --> 00:03:29,146 And I knew him not showing up 165 00:03:26,563 --> 00:03:29,146 to our anniversary party 166 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:31,396 would put Gloria in a bad mood. 167 00:03:31,396 --> 00:03:33,313 In some ways, 168 00:03:31,396 --> 00:03:33,313 I feel responsible. 169 00:03:36,938 --> 00:03:38,855 You're home again? 170 00:03:38,855 --> 00:03:40,021 You're in college. 171 00:03:40,021 --> 00:03:41,563 You can't come back 172 00:03:40,021 --> 00:03:41,563 every weekend! 173 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:43,355 So no hug? 174 00:03:41,563 --> 00:03:43,355 I love you, 175 00:03:43,355 --> 00:03:45,146 but you're not making the most 176 00:03:43,355 --> 00:03:45,146 of your college experience 177 00:03:45,146 --> 00:03:46,480 by being here 178 00:03:45,146 --> 00:03:46,480 all the time. 179 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,813 My father dropped me off 180 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,813 my freshman year, 181 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,313 and I didn't see him again 182 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,313 till the spring. 183 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,813 You want to know why? 184 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,813 I don't know. 185 00:03:51,813 --> 00:03:53,146 Something about dames 186 00:03:51,813 --> 00:03:53,146 and fistfights? 187 00:03:53,146 --> 00:03:55,188 Exactly ... 188 00:03:53,146 --> 00:03:55,188 too busy making friends, 189 00:03:55,188 --> 00:03:57,271 chasing skirts, 190 00:03:55,188 --> 00:03:57,271 and things of that nature. 191 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,938 But your mother and I think 192 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,938 it's bad for you 193 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,105 to be here all the time. 194 00:04:00,105 --> 00:04:01,396 So hit the road, 195 00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:02,730 and we'll see you 196 00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:02,730 at Thanksgiving. 197 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:04,313 Wait. 198 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:04,313 I'm banned from my house? 199 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:06,271 Don't think of it 200 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:06,271 that way. 201 00:04:06,271 --> 00:04:07,730 You're banned 202 00:04:06,271 --> 00:04:07,730 from my house. 203 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,271 Technically, Gloria 204 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,271 was not in on this decision, 205 00:04:13,271 --> 00:04:15,105 in the sense that... 206 00:04:15,105 --> 00:04:17,021 she was not in on this decision. 207 00:04:18,063 --> 00:04:19,396 Ruff, ruff, ruff! 208 00:04:20,771 --> 00:04:22,813 I was a little grumpy. 209 00:04:22,813 --> 00:04:24,938 I had agreed 210 00:04:22,813 --> 00:04:24,938 to do this magic trick 211 00:04:24,938 --> 00:04:26,438 at the party with Phil. 212 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:27,938 I go into a box, 213 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:30,438 and then I come out 214 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:30,438 in my wedding dress. 215 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,813 But there was a problem. 216 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:32,980 Pull! 217 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,396 She won't budge! 218 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:36,855 The only logical explanation 219 00:04:36,855 --> 00:04:39,021 is that somebody 220 00:04:36,855 --> 00:04:39,021 snuck into my closet 221 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:41,021 and shrunk my wedding dress. 222 00:04:41,021 --> 00:04:43,313 Like, probably my sister. 223 00:04:43,313 --> 00:04:44,521 So for the past week, 224 00:04:44,521 --> 00:04:46,563 I've had to, like, 225 00:04:44,521 --> 00:04:46,563 get even skinnier 226 00:04:46,563 --> 00:04:48,813 than I was at my wedding. 227 00:04:48,813 --> 00:04:50,438 Oh, shut up. 228 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,688 Be cool. 229 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:56,855 Phil, 230 00:04:55,688 --> 00:04:56,855 it's a magic shop. 231 00:04:56,855 --> 00:04:58,688 I'm the coolest person 232 00:04:56,855 --> 00:04:58,688 that's ever been in here. 233 00:05:02,188 --> 00:05:04,646 Oh! 234 00:05:04,646 --> 00:05:06,438 How does he do it? 235 00:05:06,438 --> 00:05:08,063 I'm kidding. 236 00:05:06,438 --> 00:05:08,063 I know how he does it. 237 00:05:08,063 --> 00:05:10,146 Claire, meet the legendary 238 00:05:08,063 --> 00:05:10,146 Mister Ekshun. 239 00:05:10,146 --> 00:05:11,146 Hello. 240 00:05:11,146 --> 00:05:13,521 And what's this 241 00:05:11,146 --> 00:05:13,521 behind your ear? 242 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,271 Oh, 243 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,271 just some sweater fluff. 244 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,021 Well, 245 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,021 the place looks great. 246 00:05:17,021 --> 00:05:18,480 Can you imagine 247 00:05:17,021 --> 00:05:18,480 coming here every day? 248 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,688 I wish 249 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,688 it was every day. 250 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,271 I have less and less time 251 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,271 for the old Illusionatorium, 252 00:05:23,271 --> 00:05:25,313 with all the road jobs 253 00:05:23,271 --> 00:05:25,313 I still book. 254 00:05:25,313 --> 00:05:27,021 Would you mind quickly 255 00:05:25,313 --> 00:05:27,021 walking me through 256 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:28,938 the Quantum Flux Illusion? 257 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:28,938 Uh-huh. 258 00:05:28,938 --> 00:05:31,271 Well, 259 00:05:28,938 --> 00:05:31,271 according to magic bylaws, 260 00:05:31,271 --> 00:05:33,396 I can't disclose 261 00:05:31,271 --> 00:05:33,396 the secret 262 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:36,605 in the presence 263 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:36,605 of a non-licensed magician. 264 00:05:36,605 --> 00:05:38,563 Not a problem. 265 00:05:36,605 --> 00:05:38,563 I can just step outside. 266 00:05:38,563 --> 00:05:39,855 Nonsense! 267 00:05:39,855 --> 00:05:42,146 We prepare 268 00:05:39,855 --> 00:05:42,146 for such things. 269 00:05:42,146 --> 00:05:43,271 Ah! 270 00:05:43,271 --> 00:05:45,855 The old 271 00:05:43,271 --> 00:05:45,855 sensory-deprivation helmet. 272 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:47,271 Oh! 273 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:47,271 I put that baby on, 274 00:05:47,271 --> 00:05:49,396 it's almost like 275 00:05:47,271 --> 00:05:49,396 I don't have roommates. 276 00:05:49,396 --> 00:05:51,188 Yeah, I, like I said, 277 00:05:49,396 --> 00:05:51,188 could just step out... 278 00:05:51,188 --> 00:05:52,688 Outside would be fine. 279 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:55,146 She's lovely. 280 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:58,105 Yeah. 281 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:58,105 I'm super lucky. 282 00:05:58,105 --> 00:06:00,063 Thank you so much 283 00:05:58,105 --> 00:06:00,063 for helping me with this. 284 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,188 Are you kidding? 285 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:02,855 I wouldn't have this life 286 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:04,480 if you hadn't turned down 287 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:04,480 the magician gig 288 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,271 on that Ixtapa cruise 289 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,271 years ago. 290 00:06:06,271 --> 00:06:08,646 What? I-I was 291 00:06:06,271 --> 00:06:08,646 never offered that job. 292 00:06:08,646 --> 00:06:11,313 Yeah, they said they called you 293 00:06:08,646 --> 00:06:11,313 and never heard back, 294 00:06:11,313 --> 00:06:13,188 so they moved on to me. 295 00:06:13,188 --> 00:06:15,146 I never got that call! 296 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:16,646 Oh! 297 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:18,521 I couldn't breathe! 298 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:18,521 I couldn't breathe! 299 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:20,980 Well, you forgot 300 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:20,980 to turn on the ventilator. 301 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,188 That was 302 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,188 supposed to be my job? 303 00:06:22,188 --> 00:06:23,980 No. 304 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,813 This was supposed to be 305 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,813 my job. 306 00:06:26,813 --> 00:06:28,355 I look stupid. 307 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,355 Hey, you see what a bad mood 308 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,355 your mother's in? 309 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:31,605 That's because 310 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:31,605 she misses Manny. 311 00:06:31,605 --> 00:06:32,771 Today, you're Manny. 312 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,271 But wouldn't she miss Joe 313 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,271 then? 314 00:06:34,271 --> 00:06:35,355 Don't overthink. 315 00:06:35,355 --> 00:06:37,480 Just go in there, 316 00:06:35,355 --> 00:06:37,480 act all heartsick, 317 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,188 and tell her 318 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,188 you want to have high tea. 319 00:06:41,438 --> 00:06:44,730 Hey, Mom. 320 00:06:41,438 --> 00:06:44,730 Why are girls such a mystery? 321 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:46,355 Have a scone! 322 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:48,563 Get out of here. 323 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:48,563 I cannot even look at that. 324 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:52,271 Yikes! 325 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:53,771 Shake it off. 326 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:53,771 That's okay. 327 00:06:53,771 --> 00:06:54,771 That's a good first try. 328 00:06:54,771 --> 00:06:56,396 Go grab his pan flute! 329 00:06:58,563 --> 00:07:00,438 How's my bride? 330 00:07:00,438 --> 00:07:02,730 Ay! So big now. 331 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,480 I know. 332 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,480 It snuck up on me, too. 333 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,063 But remember, letting go 334 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,063 is a natural part of life. 335 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:09,688 No. 336 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:09,688 It's terrible, Jay. 337 00:07:09,688 --> 00:07:12,896 And sending Joe in here 338 00:07:09,688 --> 00:07:12,896 with scones made it worse! 339 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:16,605 Silencio, Fulgencio! 340 00:07:27,063 --> 00:07:28,146 Take it, Daddy! 341 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:33,188 Oh! 342 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:33,188 Hi, Mitchell. 343 00:07:33,188 --> 00:07:34,771 You know what ... 344 00:07:33,188 --> 00:07:34,771 I def traded up with Lily. 345 00:07:34,771 --> 00:07:36,563 I'm glad you backed out. 346 00:07:36,563 --> 00:07:38,646 Lily, why don't you 347 00:07:36,563 --> 00:07:38,646 go rest your instrument? 348 00:07:38,646 --> 00:07:42,146 So, uh, just to break down 349 00:07:38,646 --> 00:07:42,146 this "foolproof" plan, 350 00:07:42,146 --> 00:07:43,730 you thought 351 00:07:42,146 --> 00:07:43,730 this would make me so jealous 352 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,605 that I'd beg to be back 353 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,605 in the act, didn't you? 354 00:07:45,605 --> 00:07:49,063 Um, no. I just found 355 00:07:45,605 --> 00:07:49,063 a younger talent 356 00:07:45,605 --> 00:07:49,063 that I clicked with. 357 00:07:49,063 --> 00:07:52,480 Okay, well, I look forward 358 00:07:49,063 --> 00:07:52,480 to watching you two perform. 359 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,313 Well, I envy you 360 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,313 getting to watch us perform. 361 00:07:56,313 --> 00:07:57,855 Lily, sweetheart, 362 00:07:56,313 --> 00:07:57,855 get in here! 363 00:07:57,855 --> 00:07:59,396 The rehearsal's not over! 364 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,355 Y-Y-Yeah, time's a-wasting, 365 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,355 my little thrush! 366 00:08:02,355 --> 00:08:04,605 And hurry! 367 00:08:02,355 --> 00:08:04,605 The party starts real soon! 368 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:06,771 Okay, you know what? 369 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:06,771 You win. 370 00:08:06,771 --> 00:08:09,396 You know I'm never taking 371 00:08:06,771 --> 00:08:09,396 the stage with that screech owl. 372 00:08:09,396 --> 00:08:10,521 Just sing. 373 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:12,396 It would be very important 374 00:08:10,521 --> 00:08:12,396 for you. 375 00:08:12,396 --> 00:08:13,980 For me? 376 00:08:12,396 --> 00:08:13,980 Yes. 377 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:18,105 Your family has been entranced 378 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:18,105 by my performances many times. 379 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:20,396 I don't need this, 380 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:20,396 but over the last 10 years, 381 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:23,480 I've watch you shrink 382 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:23,480 in their presence. 383 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,063 And you love to sing. 384 00:08:25,063 --> 00:08:26,563 I like it fine. 385 00:08:26,563 --> 00:08:28,563 And when we go out, 386 00:08:26,563 --> 00:08:28,563 you're the first person 387 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:30,730 to grab the karaoke mic 388 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:30,730 and scat the night away, 389 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:32,063 and you're good at it. 390 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:33,146 You know what people 391 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:33,146 are calling you? 392 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,355 Mnh-mnh. 393 00:08:34,355 --> 00:08:35,605 "Fella Fitzgerald." 394 00:08:35,605 --> 00:08:36,730 They do not! 395 00:08:36,730 --> 00:08:38,396 Yes, they do. 396 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:41,188 And just once, I would love 397 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:41,188 to watch your talent soar 398 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,896 in front of your family 399 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,896 and shut them up for good. 400 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,688 But if you don't 401 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,688 want to ... 402 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,688 You know what? Screw it. 403 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:48,021 I don't even care that 404 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:48,021 I'm mostly sure you're 405 00:08:45,688 --> 00:08:48,021 manipulating me right now. 406 00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:49,563 We're doing this. 407 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,396 I knew you'd come around. 408 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,396 Welcome back to the act. 409 00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:53,355 Okay, now, this is 410 00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:53,355 a bit much for me. 411 00:08:53,355 --> 00:08:55,105 So... 412 00:08:58,688 --> 00:09:01,605 Hey, Beardy. 413 00:08:58,688 --> 00:09:01,605 Have you seen Manny Delgado? 414 00:09:01,605 --> 00:09:03,521 I think the make-out king 415 00:09:01,605 --> 00:09:03,521 is a little occupied. 416 00:09:09,646 --> 00:09:11,480 Have you no respect 417 00:09:09,646 --> 00:09:11,480 for the ascot? 418 00:09:13,188 --> 00:09:14,438 What are you doing here? 419 00:09:14,438 --> 00:09:16,563 I need you to come 420 00:09:14,438 --> 00:09:16,563 to our anniversary party. 421 00:09:16,563 --> 00:09:17,938 I thought I was 422 00:09:16,563 --> 00:09:17,938 persona non grata. 423 00:09:17,938 --> 00:09:19,980 Now I'm halfway 424 00:09:17,938 --> 00:09:19,980 into flagrante delicto. 425 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,396 This, I don't miss. 426 00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:23,730 Your mother is upset 427 00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:23,730 you're not gonna be there. 428 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,771 Well, then maybe she shouldn't 429 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,771 have banished me from the house. 430 00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:28,063 I may have accidently 431 00:09:25,771 --> 00:09:28,063 led you to believe 432 00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:29,855 that she was part 433 00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:29,855 of that decision, 434 00:09:29,855 --> 00:09:31,771 when actually ... 435 00:09:29,855 --> 00:09:31,771 I knew it! 436 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,938 I knew my mom wouldn't be 437 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,938 that mean to her little papi. 438 00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:35,105 Manny? 439 00:09:35,105 --> 00:09:36,646 One minute, baby. 440 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:38,730 That's been working? 441 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:38,730 Shut up. 442 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:41,271 So, I've been icing my mother 443 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:41,271 for a week because of you? 444 00:09:41,271 --> 00:09:42,730 She must think 445 00:09:41,271 --> 00:09:42,730 I'm the worst son. 446 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,355 Then come home 447 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:44,355 and make her day. 448 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:47,188 I'm not dropping everything 449 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:47,188 to come home and bail you out. 450 00:09:47,188 --> 00:09:48,938 Tomorrow, maybe ... 451 00:09:47,188 --> 00:09:48,938 and I'm telling her 452 00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:50,855 you're the reason 453 00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:50,855 I haven't been around. 454 00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:50,855 Hold on. Hold on. 455 00:09:50,855 --> 00:09:52,521 It's better 456 00:09:50,855 --> 00:09:52,521 if she hears it from me. 457 00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:54,063 I just have to spin it 458 00:09:54,063 --> 00:09:56,105 as if it's something 459 00:09:54,063 --> 00:09:56,105 I did in your best interest. 460 00:09:56,105 --> 00:09:57,396 And I'm supposed 461 00:09:56,105 --> 00:09:57,396 to back that up 462 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,938 like I'm somehow better off 463 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,938 because ... 464 00:09:58,938 --> 00:10:00,688 Where'd you go, 465 00:09:58,938 --> 00:10:00,688 baby bear? 466 00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:01,813 Coming, baby bear. 467 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:02,896 You're welcome. 468 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,271 But two baby bears? 469 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,146 I'm new at this. 470 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:08,855 Hey, Claire. 471 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:08,855 Quick question. 472 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:08,855 Uh-huh. 473 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:11,855 I see that you only have 474 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:11,855 Mitch and I down for one song. 475 00:10:11,855 --> 00:10:13,563 Mm-hmm. 476 00:10:11,855 --> 00:10:13,563 Which isn't enough time 477 00:10:11,855 --> 00:10:13,563 to tell a story. 478 00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:16,605 So we would be willing to cut 479 00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:16,605 our set list to six songs. 480 00:10:16,605 --> 00:10:17,563 Cool. 481 00:10:16,605 --> 00:10:17,563 So we'll keep it at one? 482 00:10:17,563 --> 00:10:19,146 Okay, 483 00:10:17,563 --> 00:10:19,146 so five quick songs, then? 484 00:10:19,146 --> 00:10:20,563 One song. 485 00:10:19,146 --> 00:10:20,563 Okay, I would be willing 486 00:10:20,563 --> 00:10:22,646 to close this right now 487 00:10:20,563 --> 00:10:22,646 at three songs. 488 00:10:22,646 --> 00:10:24,063 One quick song, 489 00:10:22,646 --> 00:10:24,063 and if you so much 490 00:10:24,063 --> 00:10:26,938 as begin to introduce the band, 491 00:10:24,063 --> 00:10:26,938 I'll cut the power off. 492 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:29,521 Okay, that is not the way 493 00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:29,521 you talk to talent. 494 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:31,771 Gloria? 495 00:10:31,771 --> 00:10:34,188 I'm in the bathroom! 496 00:10:31,771 --> 00:10:34,188 Come in! 497 00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:36,480 Oh, uh... 498 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,063 I-it's Phil. 499 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:39,980 Come in! 500 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,105 Phil Dunphy. 501 00:10:41,105 --> 00:10:42,521 Phil! 502 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,105 Hey. 503 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,980 The dress 504 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,980 is in that bag over there. 505 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,188 Oh, great. I'll hide it 506 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,188 in the back of the time machine. 507 00:10:50,188 --> 00:10:52,230 You, uh... 508 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,355 You got a big wrestling match 509 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,355 coming up? 510 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:56,105 I am having a bad day. 511 00:10:56,105 --> 00:10:57,855 I don't feel like doing 512 00:10:56,105 --> 00:10:57,855 the chitchatting. 513 00:10:57,855 --> 00:10:59,646 Not having a great day 514 00:10:57,855 --> 00:10:59,646 myself. 515 00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:01,146 Missed a phone call 516 00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:01,146 15 years ago 517 00:11:01,146 --> 00:11:03,605 that could have launched 518 00:11:01,146 --> 00:11:03,605 a second career as a magician. 519 00:11:03,605 --> 00:11:05,105 I could've had it all. 520 00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:07,313 Realtor by day, 521 00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:07,313 magician by night. 522 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:09,521 Just like the hero 523 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:09,521 of that rock opera 524 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:09,521 I never finished. 525 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:11,730 Phil, this feels like 526 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:11,730 the chitchatting. 527 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,980 Well, I should probably 528 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,980 get going. 529 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,896 The steam's starting 530 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,896 to pucker up my suit. 531 00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:18,063 Whew! Done. 532 00:11:18,063 --> 00:11:19,771 It's the same suit 533 00:11:18,063 --> 00:11:19,771 I wore to your wedding. 534 00:11:20,771 --> 00:11:22,105 Can't believe 535 00:11:20,771 --> 00:11:22,105 how loose it's gotten. 536 00:11:25,438 --> 00:11:27,063 And now it is my pleasure 537 00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:30,188 to bring up the first of 538 00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:30,188 our very special entertainers. 539 00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:32,938 Here to perform one song, 540 00:11:32,938 --> 00:11:34,105 Cameron and Mitchell. 541 00:11:35,646 --> 00:11:36,730 Just relax. 542 00:11:40,063 --> 00:11:42,146 Okay, now, remember ... 543 00:11:40,063 --> 00:11:42,146 it's just like karaoke. 544 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:43,563 Yeah, yeah, I-I got it. 545 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:43,563 I got it. 546 00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:45,313 Sing a little 547 00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:45,313 and then throw to the drum solo. 548 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,438 Okay. Okay. 549 00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:13,938 Take it, piano guy! 550 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,313 Look at him go. 551 00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:23,605 You know, he was raised 552 00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:23,605 a mama's boy. 553 00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:25,771 Now he's a strong, 554 00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:25,771 capable man 555 00:12:25,771 --> 00:12:28,521 making nonsense noises that 556 00:12:25,771 --> 00:12:28,521 sound a lot like instruments. 557 00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:31,146 Let's hear 558 00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:31,146 that guitar weep! 559 00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:42,480 And there is someone 560 00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:42,480 that we haven't heard from yet. 561 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,396 Take a walk with me, 562 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,396 Mr. Bass Man. 563 00:13:03,855 --> 00:13:05,855 Hey! 564 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,105 Thank you! 565 00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,105 Thank you so much! 566 00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:09,396 One more ti... 567 00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:11,605 Okay. Nope. 568 00:13:18,438 --> 00:13:20,105 Thank you very much. 569 00:13:20,105 --> 00:13:21,646 Uh, muy kind, pero 570 00:13:20,105 --> 00:13:21,646 I know you're only doing it 571 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,271 to make me feel 572 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,271 más better. 573 00:13:23,271 --> 00:13:26,605 Wow. Somebody's been listening 574 00:13:23,271 --> 00:13:26,605 to Rosetta Stone in the car. 575 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,605 Cam, come on. 576 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,605 Talk to me. 577 00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:31,438 What in the skibbity doo wop 578 00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:31,438 was that? 579 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,688 Did you bring 580 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,688 your own studio audience? 581 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,188 No. 582 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,188 They're Gloria's family. 583 00:13:36,188 --> 00:13:38,396 Unlike some people, 584 00:13:36,188 --> 00:13:38,396 they feel things. 585 00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:40,730 Cam, look, I'm sorry. 586 00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:40,730 I got carried away. 587 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,313 It seemed 588 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,313 deliberately hurtful. 589 00:13:42,313 --> 00:13:43,563 Every musician got a solo 590 00:13:43,563 --> 00:13:45,605 except the one you promised 591 00:13:43,563 --> 00:13:45,605 to have and to hold. 592 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:47,188 Aww! 593 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:47,188 Okay, do you mind? 594 00:13:47,188 --> 00:13:48,646 Thank you. 595 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,896 Look, Cam, I-I'm sorry 596 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:50,896 I forgot to throw it to you, 597 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,396 but I-I was just 598 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,396 swept up in the moment. 599 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,188 It ... That was ... 600 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,188 It was exhilarating. 601 00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:57,313 I-I ... Did you hear 602 00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:57,313 those people cheering? 603 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,021 Well... 604 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,021 you were brilliant. 605 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:02,896 Not the most generous 606 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:02,896 of performances, but ... 607 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:06,188 I was completely free in front 608 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:06,188 of my entire judgy family, 609 00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:09,146 and none of that 610 00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:09,146 would have happened without you. 611 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:10,771 Well, I think I hear 612 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:10,771 what you're saying ... 613 00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:13,188 that half of that applause 614 00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:13,188 was mine 615 00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:15,063 'cause I transformed you. 616 00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:15,063 Okay. 617 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,230 Well, that's better 618 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,230 than any 10-minute drum solo. 619 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,896 So you'll tell everyone 620 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,896 this was my doing? 621 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:20,188 Of course I will. 622 00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:21,105 Come here. 623 00:14:21,105 --> 00:14:24,146 Ooh! 624 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,271 Okay, I'll spin the box 625 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:28,271 two times, 626 00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:30,813 you'll have 30 seconds to change 627 00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:30,813 into your wedding dress. 628 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:33,688 Or I change 629 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:33,688 into an old pair of pajamas 630 00:14:33,688 --> 00:14:35,563 to show the people 631 00:14:33,688 --> 00:14:35,563 how comfortable 632 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,813 I have always been 633 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,813 with Jay. 634 00:14:36,813 --> 00:14:37,855 Oh, yeah. 635 00:14:36,813 --> 00:14:37,855 Sure, Gloria. 636 00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,063 Why don't we just 637 00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:39,063 throw the script out 638 00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:40,230 and you can say 639 00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:40,230 whatever you want, 640 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,480 'cause the audience 641 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,480 already thinks 642 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,355 the actors make it all up 643 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,355 anyway? 644 00:14:43,355 --> 00:14:44,480 I'm sorry! 645 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,688 What's going on? 646 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,438 It's okay, Phil. 647 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,646 He's very upset 648 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,646 because 15 years ago, 649 00:14:49,646 --> 00:14:53,438 he missed a phone call 650 00:14:49,646 --> 00:14:53,438 for a job to do boat magic. 651 00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:55,521 That's why you've been sulking 652 00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:55,521 all afternoon? 653 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,271 My life would be 654 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,271 completely different 655 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,771 if not for stupid fate! 656 00:14:58,771 --> 00:14:59,938 Fate? 657 00:14:59,938 --> 00:15:01,021 Let me ask you 658 00:14:59,938 --> 00:15:01,021 something. 659 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:03,896 And there's 660 00:15:01,021 --> 00:15:03,896 a real lesson here. 661 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:05,813 Do you like 662 00:15:03,896 --> 00:15:05,813 how your life turned out? 663 00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:06,855 Yeah, sure. 664 00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:09,980 Great family, steady work, 665 00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:09,980 bus benches? 666 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,646 I got that call 667 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,646 when you weren't home 668 00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:13,021 and never gave you 669 00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:13,021 the message. 670 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:16,021 What ... question mark, 671 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:16,021 exclamation point? 672 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:17,646 Why would you do something 673 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:17,646 like that? 674 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,605 To save him 675 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,605 from himself. 676 00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:21,563 People sometimes need 677 00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:21,563 a gentle nudge 678 00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:23,063 to make the right choice. 679 00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,896 And, luckily for everyone, 680 00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,896 I'm here to do it. 681 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,438 And not just for Phil. 682 00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:28,605 I know you're wondering 683 00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:28,605 why Manny isn't here. 684 00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,396 I b... 685 00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,396 Who's ready 686 00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,396 for some magic? 687 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,813 Phil, Gloria, you're up. 688 00:15:35,063 --> 00:15:37,188 Honey, you okay? 689 00:15:35,063 --> 00:15:37,188 Nope! 690 00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:39,105 Ladies and gentlemen, 691 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,855 the scientists 692 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,855 would have you believe 693 00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:42,938 that time travel 694 00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:42,938 is poppycock. 695 00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:46,105 But today, on the anniversary 696 00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:46,105 of the wonderful Gloria 697 00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,855 and Jay, 698 00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:49,980 I shall confound 699 00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:49,980 the skeptics 700 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,438 and transport 701 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,438 this beautiful woman 702 00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:55,063 back in time 703 00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:55,063 to the day of her wedding. 704 00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:57,355 Gloria, get in the box! 705 00:15:58,771 --> 00:16:01,563 Drumroll, please. 706 00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:26,896 Whoo! 707 00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:26,896 Yes, drums! 708 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,021 Yes! 709 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,438 Anyway, watch as she disappears 710 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,438 into the wormhole. 711 00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:33,938 That's my trick. 712 00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:33,938 I'm done. 713 00:16:33,938 --> 00:16:36,271 What do you mean, you're done? 714 00:16:33,938 --> 00:16:36,271 Bring her back. 715 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,021 Okay, I'm ready! 716 00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:39,938 You made my dream 717 00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:39,938 disappear. 718 00:16:39,938 --> 00:16:41,938 Now yours is gone. 719 00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:44,188 iHola! 720 00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:44,188 I want to come out! 721 00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:46,938 Phil. Phil, you are 722 00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:46,938 Dede-ing my party. 723 00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:48,813 Your father Dede'd 724 00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:48,813 my life. 725 00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:50,938 He's the one who got 726 00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:50,938 the phone call 15 years ago 727 00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:52,563 about the magic job 728 00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:52,563 and never told me. 729 00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:54,105 Oh, Phil. 730 00:16:54,105 --> 00:16:56,230 Your family has always 731 00:16:54,105 --> 00:16:56,230 treated me like a child 732 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,646 who can't make 733 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,646 his own decisions. 734 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:59,771 I couldn't even make 735 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:59,771 an outfit choice for the wedding 736 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,563 without your mother 737 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,563 commenting on it. 738 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,605 That's why I slipped her 739 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,605 those three drinks 740 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,605 at the reception. 741 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,688 It's very warm back here! 742 00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,563 You need to let Gloria 743 00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,563 out of that box. 744 00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:08,646 And... 745 00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:11,063 my dad had 746 00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:11,063 nothing to do with that. 747 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,188 I'm the one who told him 748 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,188 not to give you the message. 749 00:17:13,188 --> 00:17:15,355 Did I miss the "Ta-da"? 750 00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:16,396 Phil, I'm so sorry. 751 00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:18,313 But your business 752 00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:18,313 was just taking off, 753 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,813 and the kids 754 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,813 were really little. 755 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,813 No, no. I-I ... 756 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,813 I don't want to hear it. 757 00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:22,605 My own wife is the reason I 758 00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:22,605 don't have a career in magic ... 759 00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:24,605 a thing 760 00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:24,605 I was born to do? 761 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,938 Look at me! 762 00:17:33,938 --> 00:17:36,396 I haven't changed in 10 years! 763 00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:38,688 - Aaah! 764 00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:38,688 - Oh! 765 00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:40,105 Aah! 766 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,188 Gloria! 767 00:17:46,188 --> 00:17:48,355 You came! Thank God! 768 00:17:48,355 --> 00:17:49,896 Not because of you. 769 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,230 I couldn't enjoy 770 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,230 my time with Denise 771 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,730 knowing 772 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,730 my mother needed me. 773 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,355 I mean, 774 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,355 I enjoyed it a little. 775 00:17:54,355 --> 00:17:56,688 She's a dance major trying 776 00:17:54,355 --> 00:17:56,688 to replace food with affection. 777 00:17:56,688 --> 00:17:57,938 I really don't care. 778 00:17:57,938 --> 00:17:58,980 Gloria! 779 00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,355 I have a surprise 780 00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,355 for you! 781 00:18:02,355 --> 00:18:03,438 I'm here! 782 00:18:03,438 --> 00:18:04,980 Okay. 783 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,605 I was kind of expecting 784 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,605 a bigger reaction. 785 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,938 Yeah, I thought for sure 786 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,938 Manny being here 787 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,938 would tip the scales. 788 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:12,688 No! I don't need anyone 789 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:12,688 to do that for me! 790 00:18:12,688 --> 00:18:14,271 Just leave me alone. 791 00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:16,021 What kind of sick game 792 00:18:14,271 --> 00:18:16,021 are you two playing? 793 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,938 Do you have any idea 794 00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,938 what I gave up to be here? 795 00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,271 What's going on with you, 796 00:18:17,938 --> 00:18:19,271 Gloria? 797 00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:23,480 This dress 798 00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:23,480 doesn't fit me anymore! 799 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,146 That's it? 800 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,188 I drove all the way 801 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,188 to Manny's dorm for nothing? 802 00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:29,396 Oh, because you've made 803 00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:29,396 the sacrifice today. 804 00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:31,896 You don't understand. 805 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:34,771 I tell people 806 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:34,771 that I work hard 807 00:18:34,771 --> 00:18:37,063 to stay fit 808 00:18:34,771 --> 00:18:37,063 and to stay young, 809 00:18:37,063 --> 00:18:40,480 but the reality is 810 00:18:37,063 --> 00:18:40,480 that I barely do anything. 811 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,646 But now my body 812 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,646 is getting... 813 00:18:44,355 --> 00:18:45,105 Bigger? 814 00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:46,563 How dare you! 815 00:18:47,771 --> 00:18:49,271 But yes. 816 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,896 But I've always looked 817 00:18:49,271 --> 00:18:51,896 a certain way. 818 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:55,313 And now that I don't, 819 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:55,313 then what am I? 820 00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:59,230 Just a self-trained hairdresser 821 00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:59,230 with a hot-sauce business. 822 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,230 You still have that? 823 00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:05,646 Gloria, you're so much more 824 00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:05,646 than how you look. 825 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,146 That's what you say 826 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,146 to people 827 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,146 that are not that pretty 828 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,146 anymore. 829 00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:10,480 Are you insane? 830 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,188 You could be my age 831 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,188 and 30 pounds heavier, 832 00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,938 and you would still be 833 00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,938 unbelievably out of my league. 834 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:19,355 Listen, you gain a couple ... 835 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:19,355 who cares? 836 00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:21,480 These have been 837 00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:21,480 the best 10 years of my life. 838 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,230 I'm in it for every pound, 839 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,230 every wrinkle, 840 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,730 every gray hair. 841 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:30,938 Aww! 842 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:30,938 Aww! 843 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:30,938 Aww! 844 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:30,938 Aww! 845 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,730 Come on! 846 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,563 Let's go. 847 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,563 Get in the car. 848 00:19:42,563 --> 00:19:44,521 Where are we going? 849 00:19:42,563 --> 00:19:44,521 Don't worry about it. 850 00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:47,480 Oh. Why should I start making 851 00:19:44,521 --> 00:19:47,480 my own decisions now? 852 00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:54,146 I'm sorry I didn't tell you 853 00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:54,146 about the job. 854 00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:55,855 You're just such 855 00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:55,855 a "Go for it" kind of guy ... 856 00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:57,730 and I love that 857 00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:57,730 about you ... 858 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,813 but in that case, 859 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,813 we had three little kids, 860 00:19:59,813 --> 00:20:01,896 a mortgage, 861 00:19:59,813 --> 00:20:01,896 and I was nervous. 862 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,146 You could have at least 863 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,146 included me in the decision. 864 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:06,188 You're right! 865 00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:06,188 You're right. 866 00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:08,146 And I know "I'm sorry" 867 00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:08,146 doesn't begin to cover it. 868 00:20:08,146 --> 00:20:09,271 Why are we stopping? 869 00:20:09,271 --> 00:20:10,896 Well, our kids are grown, 870 00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:13,271 I run a company, 871 00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:13,271 you've got a great day job. 872 00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:16,230 I thought maybe it was time 873 00:20:13,271 --> 00:20:16,230 you picked up an old hobby. 874 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,688 Are those ... Uh... 875 00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,271 Keys 876 00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,271 to your new magic shop. 877 00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:21,980 Oh, my God! 878 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,313 Go on! 879 00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:27,855 What? 880 00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:27,855 I know! 881 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,230 And Mister Ekshun was willing to 882 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,230 let it go for next to nothing. 883 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,896 Which, 884 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,896 now that I think of it, 885 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,938 is probably 886 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,938 not a great sign. 887 00:20:33,938 --> 00:20:36,938 This is awesome! 888 00:20:36,938 --> 00:20:39,480 And "Mister Ekshun" ... 889 00:20:36,938 --> 00:20:39,480 I just got that! 890 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,563 It's kind of funny 891 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,563 that you're making up 892 00:20:41,563 --> 00:20:43,146 for making a decision 893 00:20:41,563 --> 00:20:43,146 that should have been mine 894 00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:45,146 by making another decision 895 00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:45,146 for me. 896 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,396 Do you want it 897 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,396 or not? 898 00:20:49,396 --> 00:20:50,771 I love you. 899 00:20:49,396 --> 00:20:50,771 I love you. 900 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:51,771 Mwah! 901 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:53,730 Bylaws. 902 00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:19,813 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da 903 00:21:21,688 --> 00:21:23,730 It's getting late. 904 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:24,730 Nighty-night.