1 00:00:01,458 --> 00:00:03,416 What was my best brush 2 00:00:01,458 --> 00:00:03,416 with celebrity? 3 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,000 Oh, this is such 4 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,000 a good one. 5 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:08,291 One time I saw Jack Nicholson 6 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:08,291 at the car wash. 7 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:09,833 I can't 8 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:09,833 go through this again. 9 00:00:09,916 --> 00:00:12,000 Jack Nicholson does not drive 10 00:00:09,916 --> 00:00:12,000 a Hyundai Odyssey 11 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,208 with a Co-Exist 12 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,208 bumper sticker, Cam. 13 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:15,875 Being 14 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:15,875 in the closet business, 15 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:17,625 I met 16 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:17,625 a lot of famous people. 17 00:00:17,708 --> 00:00:19,125 I can't name names, 18 00:00:19,208 --> 00:00:21,250 but let's just say it's someone 19 00:00:19,208 --> 00:00:21,250 who's the boss. 20 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,625 You met 21 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,625 Bruce Springsteen? 22 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:25,041 No, Tony Danza. 23 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:25,041 Oh, from the TV show? 24 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,583 Nah, she was the boss. 25 00:00:26,666 --> 00:00:28,750 It's open 26 00:00:26,666 --> 00:00:28,750 to interpretation. 27 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:31,541 I saw Santa Claus 28 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:31,541 at the mall. 29 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,791 "The Unwitting 30 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,791 Miss Castle." 31 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:36,708 What's that about? 32 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:38,500 It's about 33 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:38,500 three persecuted women 34 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:39,875 in different time periods, 35 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:42,250 or one time traveler 36 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:42,250 with incredibly bad luck. 37 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,375 I don't know which. 38 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,125 Somehow, 39 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,125 I was able to join 40 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:46,666 a very exclusive book club 41 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,833 filled with the most 42 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,833 intelligent women. 43 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,875 I can never 44 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,875 seem to impress them. 45 00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:52,833 They use words like 46 00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:52,833 "sanguine." 47 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:55,083 I don't want to 48 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:55,083 look like an idiot, 49 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:55,083 so I use it, too. 50 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:58,291 Isn't that the most 51 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:58,291 sanguine thing you ever heard? 52 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,250 You're not 53 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,250 using it right. 54 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:03,541 I've read 55 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:03,541 the same chapter eight times ... 56 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:04,916 still don't get it. 57 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,416 Just say, "It holds a mirror 58 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,416 up to society." 59 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,791 You'll get your "C" 60 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,791 and get out of there. 61 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:11,458 Huh. 62 00:01:11,541 --> 00:01:13,541 Good morning. 63 00:01:11,541 --> 00:01:13,541 Hi. 64 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:15,208 Who's that 65 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:15,208 young thing? 66 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,166 Wow, what's up 67 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,166 with the outfit, 68 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,166 Mod Squad? 69 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,416 Oh, yeah, I'm, uh... 70 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,541 I'm showing a house 71 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,541 to someone. 72 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:21,583 Oh. 73 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:22,708 I'd rather not say 74 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:22,708 who it is. 75 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:23,708 I totally get that. 76 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:25,541 It's Chris Martin 77 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:25,541 from Coldplay. 78 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:28,125 Come on, really? 79 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:28,125 It's not a big deal. 80 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:29,625 Says the man who spent 81 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:29,625 most of last night 82 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,000 sewing that flower 83 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,000 onto his jeans. 84 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,166 Okay, 85 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,166 it's a really big deal. 86 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,583 I'm meeting the man 87 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,583 who sings how I feel. 88 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:36,583 Yes, his music 89 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:36,583 is so sanguine. 90 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:37,583 Eh, closer. 91 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:39,458 Never been 92 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:39,458 a big Coldplay guy. 93 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:41,625 I'm more into hip-hop, 94 00:01:39,541 --> 00:01:41,625 death metal, 95 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:43,041 "Little Mermaid." 96 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:45,416 That one really 97 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:45,416 imprinted on me 98 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:45,416 back in the day. 99 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,625 My stomach feels weird. 100 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,166 You're probably 101 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,166 just nervous. 102 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,875 Ooh, maybe you need someone 103 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,875 to come with you. 104 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:52,875 No, he's there to buy a house, 105 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:52,875 not talk about music, 106 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:54,125 which is why 107 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:54,125 I'm not even gonna mention 108 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:55,166 that I'm a songwriter, 109 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:55,166 too. 110 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,208 Oh, 111 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,208 you wrote one song. 112 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:57,875 I said everything 113 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:57,875 I had to say. 114 00:01:57,958 --> 00:01:58,958 About a realtor. 115 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:00,125 It was about life! 116 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,875 This is why they mock you 117 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,875 at book club. 118 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:16,833 Oh, here's a brush 119 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:16,833 with celebrity 120 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:18,125 I can actually talk about. 121 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:20,000 Last summer, 122 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:20,000 I was called upon 123 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:22,875 to participate in the most 124 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:22,875 American of traditions ... 125 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:24,458 getting out of jury duty. 126 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:27,458 Do you have any experience 127 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:27,458 with law enforcement? 128 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:30,083 Big time. 129 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:30,083 I-I don't trust, uh, cops. 130 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:32,250 Also, 131 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:32,250 I despise robbery victims. 132 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,708 They're the real criminals 133 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:35,125 for clogging up 134 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:35,125 our court system. 135 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:36,375 Nice try, Juror 3. 136 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:38,083 What about 137 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:38,083 economic hardship? 138 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:39,583 The last time I missed work, 139 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:41,833 the California closet market 140 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:41,833 collapsed. 141 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:43,833 Some people think that 142 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:43,833 caused the L.A. riots. 143 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,833 I must be done talking. 144 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,416 I'm going into labor. 145 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,291 Ma'am, Ma'am, everything's 146 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,291 gonna be all right. 147 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,166 Bailiff, help Juror 11 148 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,166 with anything she needs, 149 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,166 and bring in 150 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,166 the next alternate. 151 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,041 Uh, as her Lamaze coach, 152 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,125 I think I should probably 153 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,125 be out in the hall wi... 154 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:03,875 Terry Bradshaw. 155 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:05,458 I love Terry Bradshaw! 156 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:08,500 Juror 11, is there anything 157 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:08,500 that might prevent you 158 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,625 from serving effectively 159 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,625 on this jury? 160 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,541 No scheduling conflicts, 161 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,541 Your Honor. 162 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,958 However, 163 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,958 I am going through 164 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,458 kind of a rough patch 165 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,458 right now. 166 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:17,958 You see, 167 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:17,958 I lost my best friend. 168 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:19,833 Or did he just find one? 169 00:03:19,916 --> 00:03:21,291 But I'm happy to serve. 170 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,416 I believe in 171 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,416 the American legal system, 172 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,458 and I believe 173 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,458 it's all about teamwork. 174 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:29,291 That's a touchdown 175 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:29,291 of an answer, champ. 176 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,708 Uh, this lady here... 177 00:03:30,791 --> 00:03:32,666 put me down for that. 178 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:35,375 Are you ready 179 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:35,375 for some justice? 180 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:38,791 Oh, my God. 181 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,541 What? A celebrity? 182 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,208 It's Sam Anvilmaker. 183 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,208 Who? 184 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,666 He wrote "The Forgetters 185 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,666 and the Forgotten"? 186 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,208 "Farce, American Style"? 187 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:47,916 "Screw You 188 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:47,916 For Reading This"? 189 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,041 What the hell 190 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,041 is happening? 191 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,458 Yes, that one, too! 192 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:52,291 He's my favorite 193 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:52,291 playwright. 194 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:54,125 Why don't you go and 195 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:54,125 tell him that you're a fan? 196 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:55,708 Maybe he can give you 197 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:55,708 some advice. 198 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:58,000 No, no, I wouldn't want 199 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:58,000 to bother him. 200 00:03:58,083 --> 00:03:59,708 He's notoriously private. 201 00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:01,333 He writes 202 00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:01,333 in a hollowed-out tree 203 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,416 somewhere in Montana. 204 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,583 Don't be nervous. 205 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:05,208 It just doesn't 206 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:05,208 feel right. 207 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:07,333 Manny, if somebody admired 208 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:07,333 my work as much as this, 209 00:04:07,416 --> 00:04:08,791 I would like to know. 210 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,000 Go. 211 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,000 Okay. 212 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,541 Here we go. 213 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:20,250 Uh, excuse me, 214 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:20,250 Mr. Anvilmaker? 215 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:20,250 Let me guess ... 216 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,875 I'm the reason 217 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:22,875 you want to be a writer. 218 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,208 Yeah, actually. 219 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:25,875 Your first play changed 220 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:25,875 the way that I looked at ... 221 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:26,958 Listen, kid. 222 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:28,625 I'm not here 223 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:28,625 to collect panties 224 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,208 with phone numbers 225 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,208 on them. 226 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:32,416 I'm here to experience 227 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:32,416 the cold absurdity 228 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,416 that is being alive. 229 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:38,041 So go and find someone else 230 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:38,041 to venerate. 231 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:41,750 Oh, uh... 232 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:41,750 sorry for bothering you. 233 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,041 Here's a writing tip ... 234 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,708 show me you're sorry 235 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,708 for bothering me. 236 00:04:44,791 --> 00:04:46,375 Don't tell me. 237 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,875 Okay, let's take a picture 238 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,083 of the two 239 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,083 new best friends. 240 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,291 Come together. 241 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,833 I should never 242 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,833 have left my tree. 243 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:54,750 And then, 244 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:54,750 I saw Daniel Day-Lewis 245 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:55,875 at our dry cleaner. 246 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:58,166 Not him. No. 247 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,166 Uh, the time 248 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,166 we actually saw a celebrity 249 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,541 was last December 250 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:03,250 when we were shopping 251 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:03,250 for gardening supplies. 252 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,583 I'll never forget the feeling 253 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,583 of having Lincoln 254 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:09,166 look directly into my eyes 255 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:09,166 and saying, 256 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:13,666 "We couldn't get 257 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:13,666 the barbecue sauce out." 258 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,125 We both don't need a pair. 259 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:16,458 We can just share these. 260 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:17,750 And what if I want my own? 261 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:19,125 We share everything. 262 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:20,375 We share a toothbrush. 263 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:22,000 We do? Oh... 264 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:22,000 Oh, my ... Oh, my gosh. 265 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:23,125 Hm? 266 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:23,125 There's the guy 267 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:23,125 who hosts 268 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,500 that home makeover show 269 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,500 we love so much. 270 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:25,500 What? Where? 271 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:25,500 It's Scott Hunter. 272 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,250 Scott Hunter 273 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:27,250 is right over there. 274 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:28,625 Every week, Scott Hunter, 275 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,583 the host of 276 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,583 "I Beg Your Garden," 277 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:33,000 selects an unsuspecting couple 278 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:33,000 at a home store. 279 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,750 Yeah, he taps them 280 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,750 on the shoulder and says, 281 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:36,958 "I beg your garden." 282 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:38,583 What? Oh, my God! 283 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:38,583 I can't believe it! 284 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:40,291 That's how it goes 285 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:40,291 every time. 286 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:41,541 Every time. 287 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,000 Where are the cameras? 288 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,000 I know. 289 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,291 I wish I would've worn 290 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,291 something more colorful. 291 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:45,333 Okay, you know what? 292 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:46,791 We have to get 293 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:46,791 on the show. 294 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,708 Can you imagine 295 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,708 a backyard makeover, 296 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:50,208 what he would do 297 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:50,208 with ours? 298 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:51,750 Yeah, one word, 299 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:51,750 three syllables, 300 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:53,750 starts with "gah," 301 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:53,750 ends with "zebo." 302 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:56,166 Gazebo. 303 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,833 I love gazebos. 304 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,833 I do, too! 305 00:05:57,916 --> 00:05:59,833 Now that I'm thinking about it, 306 00:05:57,916 --> 00:05:59,833 I have to have one. 307 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:01,041 Oh, my gosh. 308 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:01,041 Wait, we work hard. 309 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,416 We deserve 310 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,416 to stand in the shade 311 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,583 a few inches 312 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,583 off the ground. 313 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,583 Yeah. 314 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:04,583 Okay, you know what? 315 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,000 Let's go get tapped. 316 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,000 Okay. 317 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:09,291 Hm, what's over here? 318 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:10,875 I don't know. 319 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:11,916 Oh, my gosh, Mitchell, 320 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:11,916 do you like this planter? 321 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,541 It would go great 322 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,041 in our hopelessly outdated 323 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,041 and neglected backyard. 324 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,875 I love it 325 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,875 if you love it. 326 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:19,333 And what do you think 327 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:19,333 of these pavers? 328 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:20,833 Oh, I think they go great 329 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:20,833 with that gazebo 330 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:21,875 we've always 331 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:21,875 dreamed of having. 332 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,083 Oh, forget it. 333 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,083 He's gone. 334 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:25,666 W-What did we do wrong? 335 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:25,666 We were pleasant. 336 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,875 You know what? 337 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,875 Maybe we were too nice. 338 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,250 Couples on those shows 339 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,250 always have conflict. 340 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,625 So do we. 341 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,625 Yeah. 342 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:32,875 When's the last time 343 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:32,875 we agreed on anything. 344 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:34,375 We ... We're constantly 345 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:34,375 bickering. 346 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:36,375 I know, sometimes it reveals 347 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:36,375 something deeper, 348 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,166 but not always. 349 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,208 You know what? 350 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:41,291 Let's go show him 351 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:41,291 our delightful brand 352 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:42,375 of bitchy friction. 353 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:44,708 I was thinking 354 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:44,708 the exact same thing. 355 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:46,500 Stop seeing eye-to-eye 356 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:46,500 with me. 357 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:46,500 Sorry, sorry. 358 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:48,125 Let's go find him 359 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:48,125 and drum up an argument. 360 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,666 Yeah, terrific idea. 361 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,791 I'm not doing it 362 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,791 on purpose. 363 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:52,000 I'm just... 364 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,416 Oh, ow. 365 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,208 What is going on? 366 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:01,458 My gro ... oy... oh! 367 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:02,791 This was a nightmare. 368 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:04,083 I was about to meet my hero, 369 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,166 and I was experiencing 370 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,166 this bizarre pain in ... 371 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:09,000 in my... nether region. 372 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:10,291 Wait, I'm a grown man. 373 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,166 I should be able to say it ... 374 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,166 my left bean bag ... 375 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,166 did it again. 376 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,541 My tersticle ... 377 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:16,125 That's as close 378 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:16,125 as I think I'm gonna get. 379 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,375 Hello? 380 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,166 Hey, hey! 381 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,916 Welcome, welcome, 382 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,916 welcome. 383 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,208 Phil. 384 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,208 Hey, I'm Chris. 385 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:24,416 Oh! 386 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:24,416 Hey, what's wrong? 387 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,791 Oh, nothing. 388 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:28,083 You thought 389 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:28,083 I'd be better looking. 390 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:30,000 People think that 391 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:30,000 because the rest of the band 392 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,375 look like hobbits. 393 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,375 No, no, no. 394 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,750 It's ... It's a little ... 395 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,750 Hey. 396 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,083 I love 397 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,083 your flower jeans. 398 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,083 Oh. 399 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:35,291 Where did you get those? 400 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,916 They're from a store. 401 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,958 Well, they're very me. 402 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,958 They're very me. 403 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,208 Do you remember 404 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,208 the name of the store? 405 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,041 Actually, 406 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,041 I embroidered them myself. 407 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,500 Impressive. 408 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,083 When you're ready for it, 409 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,166 you get a T-shirt, 410 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,875 you put it on top of 411 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,875 a long-sleeve, 412 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:50,750 then it lets everybody know 413 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:50,750 you own multiple shirts. 414 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,083 Impressive. 415 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:55,875 So, mate, shall 416 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:55,875 we have a trod-a-bout? 417 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:57,125 I'm flattered. 418 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,625 I'd rather just keep it 419 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,625 professional, 420 00:07:58,708 --> 00:07:59,750 have a walk around. 421 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,958 Oh, that's not what... Oi... 422 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,416 Terry was just 423 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,416 sitting there by himself 424 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,916 because everybody's 425 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,916 always afraid 426 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,291 to talk 427 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,291 to the prettiest girl, 428 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,833 except this guy. 429 00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:16,666 It's all about confidence. 430 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:18,125 Excuse me, Mr. ... 431 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,708 Excuse me, Mr. Bradshaw. 432 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,250 Jay Pritchett, 433 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,250 juror number 3. 434 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:23,541 Terry. Call me Terry. 435 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:24,958 How you doing, Terry? 436 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:24,958 Hi. Good. You? 437 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:26,458 Hey, this robbery case, 438 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:26,458 huh? 439 00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,458 Now, I know we don't have 440 00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,458 all the facts yet, 441 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,666 but I think it might 442 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,666 be hard for me to lock 443 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,666 up a..."Steeler." 444 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:34,708 I try to keep it light. 445 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:36,041 You mind if I join you? 446 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,791 No, no, no, free country. 447 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,791 Sit down. 448 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:39,500 He said "yes"! 449 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:40,958 The '70s, 450 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:40,958 it was a better game. 451 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,875 You guys did everything ... 452 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,875 offense, defense. 453 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:46,375 Didn't I see you mow the field 454 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:46,375 one night before the game? 455 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,250 You know, 456 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:48,250 that's how I made my money? 457 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,833 I can't actually believe 458 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,833 that I'm having lunch 459 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,833 with Terry Bradshaw. 460 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,625 I mean, 461 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,625 from football fame 462 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:56,750 to country music stardom 463 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:56,750 to big-screen idol. 464 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,125 "Smokey and the Bandit II." 465 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,708 Now that was a challenge. 466 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:01,000 To play yourself, 467 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,166 that can be 468 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,166 kind of tricky. 469 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,708 I thought 470 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,708 you stole the movie. 471 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:05,333 Ah, stop that. 472 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:05,333 You're too kind. 473 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,625 You know, not everything I touch 474 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,625 turns to gold. 475 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:09,708 I mean, I've had my share 476 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:09,708 of missteps along the way. 477 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,250 Well, right, like 478 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,250 "Failure to Launch," right? 479 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,125 Sorry? 480 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,125 You should be. 481 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,208 I mean, that thing 482 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,208 was a real stinker. 483 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,833 I happen to be proud 484 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,833 of that movie. 485 00:09:16,916 --> 00:09:19,125 I mean, that's some 486 00:09:16,916 --> 00:09:19,125 of the best work 487 00:09:16,916 --> 00:09:19,125 I've ever done. 488 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:20,500 No, you were good, yeah. 489 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,375 But, I mean, 490 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,375 don't worry about it. 491 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,375 Nobody saw it. 492 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,416 Yeah, well. 493 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,208 Guess it's about time 494 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,208 we get on back in, huh? 495 00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:28,916 Same time tomorrow. 496 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,208 Hey, I'm wide open. 497 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:32,750 Like in football. 498 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:38,625 Nobody speaks 499 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:38,625 to my son like that. 500 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,333 No, no, Mom, Mom, Mom. 501 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:42,666 Please don't get up 502 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:42,666 and make a scene and 503 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:42,666 embarrass me more. 504 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,750 I'm begging you. 505 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,750 Okay, but you don't have 506 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,750 to block me in. 507 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:46,791 I am not crazy. 508 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,500 I am not 509 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,500 the hot-headed Latina 510 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,083 that you all 511 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,083 make me out to be. 512 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:52,625 You sent a cow heart to 513 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:52,625 a children's soccer referee. 514 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:55,041 Manny, what else 515 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:55,041 was I supposed to do? 516 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,916 Look, what happened 517 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,916 was a good thing. 518 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,750 He was teaching me 519 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,750 the focus required 520 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,333 to live 521 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,333 the life of an artist, 522 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,083 and that is 523 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,083 a very valuable lesson 524 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,583 that I'll cherish forever. 525 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,500 Okay, Papi, if you're happy, 526 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,500 then I'm happy. 527 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,333 Why don't you pick 528 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,333 your dessert? 529 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,458 Hmm. I wouldn't say no 530 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,458 to an almond cookie 531 00:10:14,541 --> 00:10:15,625 and an espresso and... 532 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,541 you're gone, aren't you? 533 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,000 Honey, 534 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,000 I'll take another ... 535 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,125 Shut up. 536 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:21,416 That's my son over there. 537 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,708 He opened his beautiful soul 538 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,708 to you, 539 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,541 to praise you, 540 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,541 to get some advice from you, 541 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:27,666 and you were mean to him? 542 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,083 Come on, we both know 543 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,083 that your attitude 544 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,791 is just 545 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,791 a defense mechanism 546 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,500 to protect 547 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,500 the tiny, little ego 548 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,333 from the truth ... 549 00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:38,916 that you don't deserve 550 00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:38,916 any praise, 551 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,416 that you're a fraud, 552 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:45,041 that you're just 553 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:45,041 a big, fat nobody. 554 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,125 All men break the same. 555 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,500 What's happening? 556 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,500 What is all this? 557 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,666 Go up the next aisle. 558 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,666 Okay. 559 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:13,791 Oh, God, 560 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,541 I'm loving these new pavers 561 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,541 we picked. 562 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,833 You know what, I'm starting 563 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,833 to have second thoughts. 564 00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:19,208 Oh, no, 565 00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:19,208 this isn't gonna be 566 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,916 another conflict between us, 567 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,916 is it? 568 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,833 Oh, gosh, 569 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,833 I don't want another conflict. 570 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,291 Oh, that's pretty. 571 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,291 Okay... 572 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,708 Okay, you're ... 573 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,708 you're not actually putting 574 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:30,000 a reclaimed wood piece 575 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:30,000 in our cart, are you? 576 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,000 That's great, 577 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,000 that's great. 578 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,458 No, the whole 579 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,458 "reclaimed wood" aesthetic 580 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:35,333 is an insulting appropriation 581 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:35,333 of barn culture. 582 00:11:35,416 --> 00:11:36,416 No, I'm being serious. 583 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,083 It's like when Madonna 584 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,083 wore overalls! 585 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,416 You're good. 586 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,416 Mitchell, take it out. 587 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,416 I don't want it. 588 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,708 I think it's pretty. 589 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,708 I think it's pretty offensive. 590 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:44,125 Okay, rein it in. 591 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,166 Oh, there she is, 592 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,166 Mother Superior. 593 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,541 Okay, Rumple-thinskin. 594 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,000 Okay, you know what? 595 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,000 I don't need this. 596 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,333 I'm just gonna go 597 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,333 wait in the car. 598 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:51,708 Perfect, yeah, run away. 599 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,416 And just FYI, 600 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,416 the reason I like barn wood 601 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,000 is 'cause 602 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,000 it reminds me of you. 603 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,125 Really? 604 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,125 Yeah. 605 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,000 I mean I-I know that you 606 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,000 get homesick sometimes, 607 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,500 and I-I want to bring 608 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:00,500 a little, you know, country 609 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:00,500 into our house. 610 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:01,500 I'm sorry. 611 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:02,833 Didn't mean to offend you. 612 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,166 Oh, you didn't offend me. 613 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,375 I'm just being oversensitive 614 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,375 like you said. 615 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,375 I'm just being 616 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,375 my normal snooty self. 617 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,333 I don't ... I don't know 618 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,333 how you put up with me. 619 00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,625 I don't know 620 00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,625 how you put up with me. 621 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:14,041 I do. 622 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:14,041 Mm. 623 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,125 Excuse me. 624 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,208 Oh. 625 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,208 Yes? 626 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:17,291 Oh, yes? Hi. 627 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:18,791 I just need to get by. 628 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:19,875 Okay. 629 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:19,875 Okay. 630 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,791 He didn't say it. 631 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,083 He didn't say it. 632 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:29,958 And last, but not least, 633 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:29,958 the city at your feet. 634 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,333 Yeah. I'm still kind of 635 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,333 flabbergasted 636 00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:33,958 that there's 637 00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:33,958 no bubble machine. 638 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,666 It's okay. 639 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,666 I can install my own. 640 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:39,000 Oh, you're judging me? 641 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:39,000 No, no. 642 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,416 Maybe you're right. 643 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,166 Maybe I am losing touch 644 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,166 with who I am. 645 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,791 All I really need is 646 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,791 three chords and a mattress. 647 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,250 And my chef. 648 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,541 Uh, hey, Phil, 649 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,541 what's happening here? 650 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,375 Oh, not too much. 651 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,375 Phil? 652 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,208 Oh, my God, 653 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,208 you've gone all yellow. 654 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,125 That's like you're song. 655 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,166 Funny thing ... 656 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,166 I also like to write mu... 657 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,625 Phil? 658 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,083 What happened? 659 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,125 Mr. Dunphy, 660 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,125 you have acute orchitis. 661 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,666 It's a massively inflamed 662 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,666 testicle. 663 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,541 I'm giving you 664 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,541 an I.V. bag of antibiotics 665 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,958 and some pain meds 666 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,958 because... 667 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,666 Oh, boy. 668 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,166 So embarrassed. 669 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,291 I can't believe I passed out 670 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,291 in front of a rock star. 671 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,125 Please tell me 672 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,125 he didn't know why. 673 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,375 Oh, brilliant, 674 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,375 you're awake. 675 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:27,708 I've got some ice 676 00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:27,708 for your biscuits. 677 00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:29,833 No. 678 00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:29,833 No, no, no, no, no! 679 00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:31,250 Oh! Oh, that really ... 680 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,541 Oh, that feels so good. 681 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,166 Terry, can we talk? 682 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,166 Please don't shut me out. 683 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,666 I know I messed up, 684 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,166 and I'm so sorry 685 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,166 for my... 686 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,416 failure at lunch. 687 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,041 Sir, please sit down. 688 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,041 Do you mind? 689 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,583 Same seats. 690 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:47,750 Let's proceed. 691 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,333 Juror number 10, 692 00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,083 has anyone in your family 693 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,625 ever been the victim 694 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,625 of a violent crime? 695 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,375 Well... my mother... 696 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,875 Psst! 697 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,875 Not you, keep going. 698 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:58,916 Oh, actually, 699 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,083 could you tap him 700 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,083 on the shoulder? 701 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,458 Juror 11, 702 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,458 is this man bothering you? 703 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,083 You talking about 704 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,083 the movie critic right here? 705 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,166 Absolutely, 706 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,166 he's bothering me! 707 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,166 Objection! 708 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,375 I request permission 709 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,375 to approach Mr. Bradshaw. 710 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,083 No! I mean, denied! 711 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,708 Look, that's not a thing 712 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,708 you can ask. 713 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:14,291 Your Honor, we'd like 714 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:14,291 to dismiss Juror number 3. 715 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,416 What? No, no. 716 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,625 I'll be good. 717 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,625 I promise. 718 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:18,833 Sir, 719 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:18,833 you have to leave now. 720 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:20,083 Fine. 721 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,291 I'm going. 722 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:27,291 I'll be waiting 723 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:27,291 in the parking lot, buddy. 724 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,958 Judge hit me 725 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,958 with a restraining order. 726 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:32,041 But Terry had to sign it. 727 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,791 We're gonna get through 728 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,791 this together, Phillip. 729 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,583 I guess I just don't understand 730 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,583 why you're here. 731 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,458 Well, because you really 732 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,458 reached me back there, 733 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:42,333 and I realized I got to be 734 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:42,333 more of a regular guy. 735 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:45,000 Mr. Dunphy, I have your ... 736 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:45,000 Chris Martin. 737 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,833 Wow. I'm a huge fan. 738 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,708 Can I get a picture 739 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,708 with you? 740 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,708 No. 741 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:49,958 I want a picture 742 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:49,958 with you. 743 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,083 Come on. 744 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,166 Let's do it. 745 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,250 Phil, 746 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,250 25 million followers. 747 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,375 No, thank you. 748 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,083 Uh, 749 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,083 I'd love some privacy. 750 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,083 All right. 751 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,958 Is there maybe a room 752 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,958 opening up? 753 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,166 Phil? Honey? 754 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,291 I came just as soon as 755 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,291 Chris called me. 756 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,416 Hello. 757 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,583 Claire, 758 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,583 I've got to say, uh... 759 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,166 You're even more beautiful 760 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,458 than you are 761 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,458 in Phil's photos. 762 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,250 Pbht! 763 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,708 I like your music. 764 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,708 Well, thank you. 765 00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:12,041 Claire, can I talk to you 766 00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:12,041 for one second? 767 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,166 Yes, of course, 768 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,166 sweetie, yes. 769 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,791 Yeah. 770 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,791 Yeah. 771 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,708 I want 772 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,708 Chris Martin to leave. 773 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,041 Hm? What? Why? 774 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,916 It's weird that he's here 775 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,916 when I'm like this, 776 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,208 and he's attracting 777 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,208 attention. 778 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,166 Oh, I don't think... 779 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,166 yeah, okay. 780 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,833 Claire? 781 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,833 Mm... 782 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:27,583 Oh, you're not 783 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:27,583 gonna like this. 784 00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:29,333 This is so exciting! 785 00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:31,291 You invited 786 00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:31,291 your book club? 787 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,250 We're huge fans. 788 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,416 Hang on. 789 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,416 A book club 790 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,416 sounds kind of regular. 791 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,041 I should 792 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,041 join one of those. 793 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,625 There's about to be 794 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,625 an opening in ours. 795 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,500 I'm the one 796 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,500 who invited you here. 797 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,916 And what are you beautiful, 798 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,916 uh, scholars reading? 799 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,791 "The Unwitting 800 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,791 Miss Castle." 801 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,833 Mm. I love that book. 802 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:50,250 Although I did find 803 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:50,250 the fences metaphor 804 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,583 a little mundane. 805 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,000 - Oh, yes. Pretentious. 806 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,000 - Completely agree. 807 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,958 I said the exact same thing 808 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,958 last week, 809 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,083 and you guys just 810 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,083 rolled your eyes at me. 811 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,916 Claire, don't be 812 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,916 such a Mrs. Devereaux. 813 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,625 Twinsies! 814 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:02,791 That is so you! 815 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:02,791 Hey, Phil. 816 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,000 Our photo got 817 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,000 25,000 likes. 818 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,250 Phil? 819 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,250 Phil? 820 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,500 Ohh... 821 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,833 it's probably 822 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,833 all the meds. 823 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:11,958 I'll handle this. 824 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,375 I've been to Burning Man 825 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,375 with Keith Richards. 826 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,625 No, no, no. 827 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,625 I'll handle it. 828 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,041 I've been on vacation 829 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,041 with my mother. 830 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,833 Hey... 831 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,208 Hey. 832 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,208 Where are you off to, 833 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:22,208 stranger? 834 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,000 Honey, 835 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,000 I need to be alone. 836 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,291 Oh, honey, 837 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,291 I'm sorry I invited 838 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,625 the girls from book club. 839 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,958 It's ... I just wanted them 840 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,958 to like me. 841 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,791 I can't believe 842 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,791 this happened. 843 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,125 This was supposed to be 844 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,125 such an amazing day. 845 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,125 I know. 846 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,791 Is there anything I can do 847 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,791 to make it better? 848 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,125 Yes. 849 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,458 You can make Chris Martin 850 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,458 go away, now. 851 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,458 I'm so sorry, guys. 852 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,083 I-I didn't mean 853 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,083 to cause a ... 854 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,083 Oh, no, no, no, no. 855 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,583 It's ... it's not you 856 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,583 personally. 857 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,333 No, no, no, it is me. 858 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,333 I'm a distraction. 859 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:47,416 Everyone wants to say "hi" 860 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,541 or they want 861 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,541 to take a picture 862 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,833 or they want 863 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,833 to sleep with me. 864 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,208 They sure do. 865 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,208 Shut 'er down, Marie. 866 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,708 And it's a nightmare. 867 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:55,750 It's beginning to affect 868 00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:55,750 my creativity. 869 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:58,250 The last song I wrote 870 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:58,250 was about my helicopter. 871 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,916 I was too ashamed 872 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,916 to release it. 873 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,958 I had to sell it to Qantus 874 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,958 for $1 million. 875 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,041 Your problems 876 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,041 are so sanguine. 877 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,375 Is that 878 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,375 how you use that word? 879 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,791 Nobody knows. 880 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,791 Oh, anyway, I wish there 881 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,791 was something I could do 882 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,750 to make this all better. 883 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:10,833 You could buy 884 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:10,833 that house. 885 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:11,916 No, Phil. 886 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,333 Thanks to you, 887 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,333 that's the old me. 888 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:14,875 Oh, good. 889 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,583 I know something 890 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,583 you could do for him. 891 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,958 I can't believe he's actually 892 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,958 making it work. 893 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,500 Why would he not pick us? 894 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,833 Yeah, we gave him 895 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,833 everything he wants ... 896 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,208 a fight, 897 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,208 reconciliation... 898 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,208 Yeah. 899 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,583 not to mention 900 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,583 we're camera-ready. 901 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:57,916 It's everything 902 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:57,916 TV wants to be. 903 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,333 I mean, what does 904 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,333 he want us to do, 905 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:00,541 write the episode for him? 906 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,708 Yeah, America deserves 907 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,708 to see us get a free gazebo. 908 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,208 There he is. 909 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,958 I have half a mind 910 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,958 to go over there 911 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,958 and confront him. 912 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,125 Yeah, well, 913 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,125 I have the other half. 914 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,708 Wait, wait. 915 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,708 Hi. 916 00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:09,708 Hi. 917 00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:09,708 Hi. 918 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:10,833 Excuse us. 919 00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:10,833 Can I help you guys? 920 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:12,166 Yeah, how about 921 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:12,166 an explanation? 922 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,791 Why aren't you picking us 923 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,791 for your show? 924 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,291 Yeah, what ... 925 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,291 are we not sexy enough? 926 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,375 Not young enough 927 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,375 for your demo? 928 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,958 Wait, no, is it 929 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,958 'cause we're gay? 930 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,250 You know, I've actually 931 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,250 never seen a gay couple 932 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,375 on your little program. 933 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,250 Yeah, or a P.E. 934 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,250 teacher-slash-vice principal. 935 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,166 He's literally that. 936 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,166 Just tell us why 937 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,166 you're not picking us. 938 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,208 Guys, I don't have a show 939 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,208 anymore. 940 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,541 Please, we just saw 941 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,541 that episode ... 942 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,541 Yeah. 943 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,375 Deb and Don in San Antonio 944 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,375 last week? 945 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,375 Yeah. 946 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,458 Oh... 947 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,458 Don wanted 948 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,458 a place to grill. 949 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:32,958 We got canceled, 950 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:32,958 like, two years ago. 951 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:32,958 What? 952 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,291 What, why? 953 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,291 Yeah. 954 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,291 It's such 955 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,291 a popular show! 956 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,291 I mean... 957 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,416 Look, uh... 958 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:38,750 The network fired me... 959 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,208 Why? 960 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,208 when they found out 961 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,083 that I had this website 962 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,083 where people paid 963 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,875 to watch me 964 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,875 build stuff naked. 965 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,458 Is that so? 966 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,458 Yeah. 967 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,791 How naked? 968 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,791 Very. 969 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,833 You know what, 970 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,833 why are you hanging out 971 00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:48,875 in the aisles 972 00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:48,875 of a home store? 973 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:50,041 I work here. 974 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,583 - Ohh. 975 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,583 - You do. Oh. 976 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,583 - Yeah. 977 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:52,875 Hey, if you did 978 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,041 still have a show, um... 979 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,041 Uh-huh? 980 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,041 would you pick us? 981 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,583 Umm... 982 00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,916 It costs you nothing 983 00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,916 to say "yes." 984 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,500 Oh, my God, 985 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,500 we agreed again. 986 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,708 Ohh. 987 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,708 Aww. 988 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,916 I begged you 989 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,916 not to go over there. 990 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,041 I'm so embarrassed. 991 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,375 Why? 992 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,833 He's the one crying. 993 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,208 My favorite part was 994 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,416 when he was gasping for air 995 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,416 between sobs, 996 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,666 like a baby. 997 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,166 Look at him. 998 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,166 He's broken. 999 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,500 What if he never 1000 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,500 writes again? 1001 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,875 Okay, I'll apologize 1002 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,875 to the 12 people 1003 00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:23,666 who still go out 1004 00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:23,666 and watch plays. 1005 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,083 You do know 1006 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,083 I'm a theater major, right? 1007 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,250 Yes, and when you're 1008 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,250 a great play writer 1009 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,708 and you go 1010 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,708 to a restaurant ... 1011 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:30,208 if you can afford it ... 1012 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,458 then you're gonna be nice 1013 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,458 to strangers, 1014 00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:35,333 because that's 1015 00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:35,333 the right thing to do, okay? 1016 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,708 Excuse me. 1017 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,708 I don't mean to interrupt. 1018 00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:40,125 But I saw what happened before, 1019 00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:40,125 and I'm sorry about that. 1020 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,250 But the way you stood up 1021 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,250 to that jerk Anvilmaker 1022 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,250 was kind of amazing, yeah. 1023 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,958 Good for you. 1024 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,166 And, young man, listen ... 1025 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,750 if this makes you 1026 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,750 feel any better, 1027 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,041 he did the same thing 1028 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,041 to me. 1029 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,041 Oh. 1030 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,541 That's very nice of you 1031 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,541 to say. 1032 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,541 Yeah. 1033 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,125 Thank you so much. 1034 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,125 So... 1035 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,625 Thank you. 1036 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,541 You know, I, uh... 1037 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,541 I write. 1038 00:19:58,625 --> 00:19:59,666 Oh, boy. 1039 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,708 No, it's not like 1040 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,708 I'm just some, you know, some ... 1041 00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:02,916 excuse me ... some ... 1042 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 you know, 1043 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 just some city slicker who ... 1044 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,708 who doesn't know 1045 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,708 what he's talking about. 1046 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,916 But, uh, if I could 1047 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,916 teach you one thing, 1048 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,208 just one thing 1049 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,208 that you learn from this, 1050 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:16,708 it'll make your plays sound 1051 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:16,708 and look marvelous. 1052 00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:18,458 You know? 1053 00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:23,208 So, the most important thing 1054 00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:23,208 is to ... 1055 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,083 is to know that writing 1056 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,083 is really re-writing. 1057 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,708 You may want to jot 1058 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,708 that down. 1059 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,333 Uh... 1060 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,333 And then change it. 1061 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,875 Did you see 1062 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,875 what I did there? 1063 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,166 You know what? 1064 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,333 We really need to be 1065 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,333 somewhere right now. 1066 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,333 Yeah, we better go. 1067 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,333 Okay. 1068 00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,875 Yeah. 1069 00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,875 All right. 1070 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:38,875 Okay, thank you. 1071 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,708 Mm-hmm. 1072 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,708 Hm. 1073 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,958 I'm sorry, we didn't realize 1074 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,958 we were so annoying. 1075 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,250 Our bad. 1076 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,000 Have fun 1077 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,000 storming the castle! 1078 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,041 Nothing. 1079 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,416 I'm gonna shave. 1080 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,916 Could you turn 1081 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,916 that down, please? 1082 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,291 Oh! 1083 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,375 Uh... everybody. 1084 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,458 So, a couple 1085 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,458 quick thoughts. 1086 00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:31,875 Captions by VITAC :