1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,938 Ready for your big camping trip? 2 00:00:02,938 --> 00:00:04,605 You sure you got 3 00:00:02,938 --> 00:00:04,605 everything you need? 4 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,980 Everything but the one thing 5 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,980 I'd truly be lost without... 6 00:00:06,980 --> 00:00:07,980 Your Camry. 7 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:09,146 My GPS is broken. 8 00:00:09,146 --> 00:00:10,313 Can we trade cars? 9 00:00:10,313 --> 00:00:13,188 I recently left 10 00:00:10,313 --> 00:00:13,188 my real-estate partners 11 00:00:13,188 --> 00:00:15,146 to strike out on my own. 12 00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:18,021 But before facing the wilds 13 00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:18,021 of the housing market, 14 00:00:18,021 --> 00:00:19,688 I'm gonna boost my confidence 15 00:00:19,688 --> 00:00:21,855 with six rugged nights 16 00:00:19,688 --> 00:00:21,855 of camping 17 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,480 at Yosemite National Park 18 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,063 and one 19 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,063 at the Kawayu Lodge. 20 00:00:25,063 --> 00:00:27,896 I'm concerned, 21 00:00:25,063 --> 00:00:27,896 of course, 22 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:30,146 about readjusting 23 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:30,146 to civilization, 24 00:00:30,146 --> 00:00:32,313 so I've reserved 25 00:00:30,146 --> 00:00:32,313 the garden suite 26 00:00:32,313 --> 00:00:35,188 in case I'm more comfortable 27 00:00:32,313 --> 00:00:35,188 sleeping outside. 28 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:37,938 Uh... 29 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,563 only because 30 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,563 I am picturing myself 31 00:00:40,563 --> 00:00:43,188 in a line of people 32 00:00:40,563 --> 00:00:43,188 sweeping the woods 33 00:00:40,563 --> 00:00:43,188 with flashlights, 34 00:00:43,188 --> 00:00:46,146 Are you sure a week 35 00:00:43,188 --> 00:00:46,146 in the woods is a good idea? 36 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,313 Sweetheart, if anything, 37 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,313 I'm over prepared. 38 00:00:48,313 --> 00:00:49,980 I have two weeks 39 00:00:48,313 --> 00:00:49,980 worth of food, 40 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:51,688 water purifiers... 41 00:00:51,688 --> 00:00:52,938 a flare gun. 42 00:00:52,938 --> 00:00:54,480 Oh, don't wave that thing around 43 00:00:52,938 --> 00:00:54,480 in the house. 44 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,646 Give me a little bit 45 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,646 of credit. 46 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:57,146 I'm not gonna shoot off 47 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:57,146 a flare gun in the house. 48 00:01:07,313 --> 00:01:10,313 Captions by VITAC : 49 00:01:14,313 --> 00:01:16,188 Hey, Lily, 50 00:01:14,313 --> 00:01:16,188 the library is saying 51 00:01:16,188 --> 00:01:17,438 that "Stripey the Zebracorn" 52 00:01:17,438 --> 00:01:19,271 is two months overdue? 53 00:01:19,271 --> 00:01:20,146 What ... what's that about? 54 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:21,355 We have a new librarian, 55 00:01:21,355 --> 00:01:23,105 and she's a little... 56 00:01:23,105 --> 00:01:24,980 She's been drunk e-mailing 57 00:01:23,105 --> 00:01:24,980 a lot. 58 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,646 Oh, that poor thing. 59 00:01:26,646 --> 00:01:28,271 Lily, go find that book. 60 00:01:28,271 --> 00:01:30,355 And the fine's coming 61 00:01:28,271 --> 00:01:30,355 out of your allowance. 62 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:32,688 You'll really believe anything, 63 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:32,688 won't you? 64 00:01:32,688 --> 00:01:33,688 I will not. 65 00:01:33,688 --> 00:01:35,063 Really? Okay... 66 00:01:35,063 --> 00:01:37,146 Um, hey, remember when you 67 00:01:35,063 --> 00:01:37,146 had your grandmother 68 00:01:37,146 --> 00:01:39,855 ship us a certain 69 00:01:37,146 --> 00:01:39,855 Appalachian hex poppet 70 00:01:39,855 --> 00:01:42,396 because you thought our house 71 00:01:39,855 --> 00:01:42,396 had evil spirits? 72 00:01:39,855 --> 00:01:42,396 Okay, yeah. 73 00:01:42,396 --> 00:01:43,688 Do you have 74 00:01:42,396 --> 00:01:43,688 a better explanation 75 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:45,188 of why there were 76 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:45,188 cries and giggles 77 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,605 echoing 78 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,605 through our walls? 79 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,605 Yes. 80 00:01:46,605 --> 00:01:49,605 Our contractor found this 81 00:01:46,605 --> 00:01:49,605 in one of the vents. 82 00:01:49,605 --> 00:01:50,730 Listen... 83 00:01:53,063 --> 00:01:54,063 Yeah, I think 84 00:01:53,063 --> 00:01:54,063 it's one of those dolls 85 00:01:54,063 --> 00:01:55,188 they give 86 00:01:54,063 --> 00:01:55,188 high-school girls 87 00:01:55,188 --> 00:01:56,896 who are high risk 88 00:01:55,188 --> 00:01:56,896 for getting pregnant? 89 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:58,230 When would 90 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:58,230 one of those girls 91 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:59,396 have been 92 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:59,396 in this house? 93 00:02:00,646 --> 00:02:03,771 I think 94 00:02:00,646 --> 00:02:03,771 I was babysitting Lily, 95 00:02:03,771 --> 00:02:06,646 and I kinda remember it 96 00:02:03,771 --> 00:02:06,646 turning into a party situation. 97 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:09,855 You know, I sort of recall 98 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:09,855 the air conditioning blasting 99 00:02:09,855 --> 00:02:11,563 and I had to shove something 100 00:02:09,855 --> 00:02:11,563 in the vent to block it, 101 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:13,063 which was pretty responsible, 102 00:02:13,063 --> 00:02:14,480 considering my friend Alicia 103 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,646 brought 104 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,646 her actual baby there. 105 00:02:16,646 --> 00:02:18,730 So many teens 106 00:02:16,646 --> 00:02:18,730 going down the wrong path. 107 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:19,938 I see it every day. 108 00:02:19,938 --> 00:02:21,813 Uh, seems like you're trying 109 00:02:19,938 --> 00:02:21,813 to change the subject 110 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:22,938 from you being gullible. 111 00:02:22,938 --> 00:02:25,063 Only because I have 112 00:02:22,938 --> 00:02:25,063 a more pressing concern. 113 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:27,563 Today, I have to oversee 114 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:27,563 my first detention 115 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:29,021 as acting vice principal, 116 00:02:29,021 --> 00:02:30,730 and I'm ... I've just been 117 00:02:29,021 --> 00:02:30,730 racking my brain 118 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,480 of how I'm gonna 119 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:32,480 reach these kids. 120 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,521 It's, uh, detention. 121 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,063 How about "shut up 122 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,063 and do your homework"? 123 00:02:38,563 --> 00:02:39,688 What's ... 124 00:02:38,563 --> 00:02:39,688 what's wrong with her? 125 00:02:39,688 --> 00:02:40,730 Should I get 126 00:02:39,688 --> 00:02:40,730 the hex poppet? 127 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,480 I'm just cry-talking. 128 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,646 I threw my neck out 129 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,646 changing Cal. 130 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,646 Oh, no. 131 00:02:44,646 --> 00:02:47,438 Now whenever I move, 132 00:02:44,646 --> 00:02:47,438 all of me comes with it. 133 00:02:47,438 --> 00:02:48,688 Oh, gosh. 134 00:02:47,438 --> 00:02:48,688 Oh, you know what? 135 00:02:48,688 --> 00:02:51,230 Why don't you let us 136 00:02:48,688 --> 00:02:51,230 take baby Cal, 137 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:53,730 and you go get yourself 138 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:53,730 a rubdown. 139 00:02:53,730 --> 00:02:55,855 You're an angel. 140 00:02:55,855 --> 00:02:57,855 Shouldn't be 141 00:02:55,855 --> 00:02:57,855 but a few hours. 142 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,313 Hey, 143 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,313 are you an even bigger 144 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,313 rube than I thought? 145 00:03:01,313 --> 00:03:02,938 There's nothing wrong 146 00:03:01,313 --> 00:03:02,938 with her neck. 147 00:03:02,938 --> 00:03:04,688 Oh my God, the baby! 148 00:03:02,938 --> 00:03:04,688 What? 149 00:03:04,688 --> 00:03:06,396 No! 150 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:08,771 He ... 151 00:03:06,396 --> 00:03:08,771 he winked at me. 152 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,021 You're gonna love it, Joe. 153 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:11,813 My dad took me 154 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:11,813 to an air show like this 155 00:03:11,813 --> 00:03:13,230 for my 12th birthday. 156 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,813 We saw Blue Angels, 157 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,813 fighter jets, 158 00:03:15,813 --> 00:03:17,313 a B-52 bomber. 159 00:03:17,313 --> 00:03:19,230 Something got bombed? 160 00:03:17,313 --> 00:03:19,230 Well, my dad. 161 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,646 He got in a drinking contest 162 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,646 with some fly boys. 163 00:03:21,646 --> 00:03:23,396 But that just 164 00:03:21,646 --> 00:03:23,396 made it extra fun, 165 00:03:23,396 --> 00:03:24,730 'cause 166 00:03:23,396 --> 00:03:24,730 I got to drive us home. 167 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:26,438 Joe, why is the fort 168 00:03:26,438 --> 00:03:28,730 still in the middle 169 00:03:26,438 --> 00:03:28,730 of the living room? 170 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,230 I need it. 171 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,230 For what? Apaches? 172 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,396 Are you being attacked? 173 00:03:32,396 --> 00:03:33,813 Feels like it. 174 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:34,730 Take it down. 175 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:36,313 I've told you 176 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:36,313 three times already. 177 00:03:36,313 --> 00:03:37,480 If you don't do it now, 178 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,146 we're not 179 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,146 going to the air show. 180 00:03:39,146 --> 00:03:41,230 Wait, no fair! 181 00:03:39,146 --> 00:03:41,230 Why am I being punished? 182 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:45,063 Oh, I didn't expect 183 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:45,063 you guys to be home. 184 00:03:45,063 --> 00:03:46,730 Uh, we're just gonna 185 00:03:45,063 --> 00:03:46,730 use the pool. 186 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,896 Jay, Gloria... 187 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:48,980 Gloria? 188 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,105 This is Dr. Karen Fisk. 189 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,980 She's a movement teacher 190 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,980 at my school. 191 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,438 Your son 192 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,438 is very talented. 193 00:03:53,438 --> 00:03:55,105 Well, 194 00:03:53,438 --> 00:03:55,105 it's always very nice 195 00:03:55,105 --> 00:03:56,980 to meet 196 00:03:55,105 --> 00:03:56,980 one of Manny's teachers. 197 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,563 Why don't I get us 198 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,563 something to drink 199 00:03:58,563 --> 00:04:00,355 and maybe 200 00:03:58,563 --> 00:04:00,355 some delicious brownies 201 00:04:00,355 --> 00:04:02,063 that I was about 202 00:04:00,355 --> 00:04:02,063 to throw away 203 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:04,355 because they're only 204 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:04,355 for the good children! 205 00:04:04,355 --> 00:04:06,855 Keep your brownies! 206 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:09,313 It's cute, 207 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:09,313 that grown-up routine 208 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:11,646 Manny's putting on 209 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:11,646 to impress his girlfriend. 210 00:04:11,646 --> 00:04:13,146 She's not his girlfriend. 211 00:04:13,146 --> 00:04:14,521 She's his teacher. 212 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:15,771 Gloria, 213 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:15,771 he brought her home 214 00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:17,396 when he thought 215 00:04:15,771 --> 00:04:17,396 no one would be around. 216 00:04:17,396 --> 00:04:19,938 Manny has been 217 00:04:17,396 --> 00:04:19,938 bringing his teachers home 218 00:04:19,938 --> 00:04:21,480 since he was a little kid. 219 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,855 His 9th birthday party 220 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,855 turned into a PTA meeting. 221 00:04:24,855 --> 00:04:26,813 Gloria, I think 222 00:04:24,855 --> 00:04:26,813 you're just not seeing 223 00:04:26,813 --> 00:04:28,313 what you don't 224 00:04:26,813 --> 00:04:28,313 want to see. 225 00:04:28,313 --> 00:04:30,896 Believe me, Jay, 226 00:04:28,313 --> 00:04:30,896 I see everything. 227 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,730 The dentist says 228 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,730 your new mouth guard 229 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:35,355 should be there tomorrow. 230 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:37,605 Alex, I am sure you can 231 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:37,605 make it through one night... 232 00:04:37,605 --> 00:04:39,438 I-I don't know, 233 00:04:39,438 --> 00:04:42,105 hit the materials lab 234 00:04:39,438 --> 00:04:42,105 and whip up some mouth flubber. 235 00:04:42,105 --> 00:04:43,438 Oh, Claire, 236 00:04:42,105 --> 00:04:43,438 thank goodness. 237 00:04:43,438 --> 00:04:45,855 There was a bit of 238 00:04:43,438 --> 00:04:45,855 a trucking mix-up. 239 00:04:43,438 --> 00:04:45,855 Mm-hmm. 240 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:48,355 Irving was sent to Julian 241 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:48,355 and can't get to Visalia. 242 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,271 Well, 243 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,271 send Dustin to Visalia 244 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:52,646 and have Irving 245 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:52,646 hit Julian and Ramona. 246 00:04:52,646 --> 00:04:55,146 Dustin can't hit Visalia 247 00:04:52,646 --> 00:04:55,146 and also Irvine. 248 00:04:55,146 --> 00:04:57,021 Well, 249 00:04:55,146 --> 00:04:57,021 can Julia hit Irvine? 250 00:04:57,021 --> 00:04:59,188 Not Irvine and Tustin. 251 00:04:57,021 --> 00:04:59,188 Fine... 252 00:04:59,188 --> 00:05:01,188 Send Julia to Julian, 253 00:04:59,188 --> 00:05:01,188 Ramón to Ramona, 254 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:03,105 Dustin to Tustin, 255 00:05:01,188 --> 00:05:03,105 Irving to Irvine, 256 00:05:03,105 --> 00:05:04,938 and I'll drive the damn truck 257 00:05:03,105 --> 00:05:04,938 to Visalia! 258 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,355 You? 259 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,355 Yes, of course me, 260 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,355 Margaret! 261 00:05:07,355 --> 00:05:09,730 'Cause I have to handle 262 00:05:07,355 --> 00:05:09,730 everything anyhow! 263 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:11,230 If not me, who? 264 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,688 Oh, no. 265 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,688 Mi Hu is going to Carlsbad. 266 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:17,480 These are your future, 267 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:21,521 And they're headed... out... 268 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:22,980 the window... 269 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,105 never to return. 270 00:05:24,105 --> 00:05:25,313 You drop this, Coach? 271 00:05:25,313 --> 00:05:27,105 Yes. 272 00:05:28,646 --> 00:05:29,771 Oh, it must be Halloween, 273 00:05:29,771 --> 00:05:30,938 because somebody's 274 00:05:29,771 --> 00:05:30,938 passing out snickers! 275 00:05:30,938 --> 00:05:31,938 Shane? 276 00:05:31,938 --> 00:05:33,355 Sorry, I didn't mean 277 00:05:31,938 --> 00:05:33,355 to interrupt. 278 00:05:33,355 --> 00:05:34,771 Oh, it's okay, Shane. 279 00:05:34,771 --> 00:05:35,938 I know your type. 280 00:05:35,938 --> 00:05:37,813 Tough guy. Know it all. 281 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:39,021 It's like 282 00:05:37,813 --> 00:05:39,021 looking in a mirror. 283 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,188 That's right, Shane. 284 00:05:40,188 --> 00:05:41,355 I was you. 285 00:05:41,355 --> 00:05:43,438 Till a local sheriff 286 00:05:41,355 --> 00:05:43,438 put me in jail. 287 00:05:43,438 --> 00:05:46,313 In a little program 288 00:05:43,438 --> 00:05:46,313 called Scared Straight, 289 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,021 which, now that 290 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,021 I'm saying it out loud, 291 00:05:48,021 --> 00:05:49,646 could have had 292 00:05:48,021 --> 00:05:49,646 a double meaning. 293 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:51,730 24 hours in the joint 294 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:54,021 with some of 295 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:54,021 the most dangerous characters 296 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,063 this side of Hell. 297 00:05:56,063 --> 00:05:57,605 Maybe, uh... 298 00:05:57,605 --> 00:05:59,313 Maybe you'd like 299 00:05:57,605 --> 00:05:59,313 to meet some of them. 300 00:06:02,771 --> 00:06:04,313 I don't know 301 00:06:02,771 --> 00:06:04,313 what you're lookin' at, 302 00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:07,646 'cause I don't ever remember 303 00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:07,646 sellin' you a lookin' license! 304 00:06:09,271 --> 00:06:11,563 Hey, it must be 5:00 a.m. 305 00:06:11,563 --> 00:06:12,730 outside the McDonald's, 306 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:15,646 because the fresh meat 307 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:15,646 just got delivered! 308 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:17,771 And the Weasel 309 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:17,771 likes fresh meat! 310 00:06:17,771 --> 00:06:19,521 Hey, you back off him! 311 00:06:19,521 --> 00:06:21,438 That new boy's mine! 312 00:06:21,438 --> 00:06:24,605 Oh... Uncle Cam... 313 00:06:24,605 --> 00:06:26,063 "Like." 314 00:06:26,063 --> 00:06:27,521 My friend, Billy. 315 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,563 Billy Club. 316 00:06:28,563 --> 00:06:31,021 Ay, Cam... 317 00:06:28,563 --> 00:06:31,021 Whack! 318 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:32,021 "Like." 319 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:37,605 Do you even know 320 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:37,605 how to drive a truck? 321 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:38,771 No, Margaret, I don't... 322 00:06:38,771 --> 00:06:40,438 but unlike 323 00:06:38,771 --> 00:06:40,438 the rest of the world, 324 00:06:40,438 --> 00:06:42,646 sometimes I just 325 00:06:40,438 --> 00:06:42,646 figure things out on my own. 326 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:47,105 Backing up... 327 00:06:47,105 --> 00:06:48,646 Back ... 328 00:06:49,855 --> 00:06:51,313 Shut up, Margaret. 329 00:06:51,313 --> 00:06:53,938 Survival vlog, entry one. 330 00:06:53,938 --> 00:06:56,480 After a five-mile hike 331 00:06:53,938 --> 00:06:56,480 and ride down some rapids, 332 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,355 I've decided 333 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,355 to make my camp here. 334 00:06:58,355 --> 00:06:59,938 The rapids were treacherous. 335 00:06:59,938 --> 00:07:01,188 I took on water 336 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,646 and quickly realized 337 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,646 my only chance for survival 338 00:07:03,646 --> 00:07:05,896 was to push my companion 339 00:07:03,646 --> 00:07:05,896 overboard ... 340 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:07,980 my constant companion... 341 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,355 fear. 342 00:07:09,355 --> 00:07:11,313 Please stay 343 00:07:09,355 --> 00:07:11,313 out of my blind spot. 344 00:07:11,313 --> 00:07:12,438 Merging. 345 00:07:12,438 --> 00:07:14,021 Merging! 346 00:07:14,021 --> 00:07:15,438 Sorry! 347 00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:16,646 Here's the thing. 348 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:17,688 In the wild, 349 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,021 you either shrink 350 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,021 from the challenge, 351 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,730 or you realize that confidence 352 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,730 is half the battle 353 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:22,855 and you become 354 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:22,855 the master of your environment. 355 00:07:22,855 --> 00:07:25,146 Okay... 356 00:07:25,146 --> 00:07:26,438 All right. 357 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:27,563 Thank you, thank you. 358 00:07:27,563 --> 00:07:28,896 Thank you. 359 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,563 This isn't so bad. 360 00:07:30,563 --> 00:07:31,813 Yeah. 361 00:07:31,813 --> 00:07:33,438 That's right, Prius... 362 00:07:33,438 --> 00:07:34,480 move it. 363 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,063 Yep. 364 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:38,146 Sometimes it's just a matter of 365 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:38,146 thrusting your chest out, 366 00:07:38,146 --> 00:07:39,938 staking your claim... 367 00:07:39,938 --> 00:07:41,313 and letting nature know 368 00:07:41,313 --> 00:07:44,188 there's a new sheriff 369 00:07:41,313 --> 00:07:44,188 in town. 370 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,105 This chorizo, 371 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,105 these plantains, 372 00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:55,396 it's all so delicious. 373 00:07:55,396 --> 00:07:57,563 When did you develop 374 00:07:55,396 --> 00:07:57,563 a taste for Colombian? 375 00:07:57,563 --> 00:07:59,480 It's called 376 00:07:57,563 --> 00:07:59,480 bandeja paisa. 377 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,938 Oh, talented, smart, 378 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,521 and speaks Spanish. 379 00:08:04,271 --> 00:08:05,313 Oh, please. 380 00:08:05,313 --> 00:08:07,771 Everybody wants 381 00:08:05,313 --> 00:08:07,771 to touch those cheeks. 382 00:08:07,771 --> 00:08:09,813 He looks like 383 00:08:07,771 --> 00:08:09,813 one of those babies 384 00:08:09,813 --> 00:08:10,855 that blow a cloud 385 00:08:10,855 --> 00:08:12,688 across the ceiling 386 00:08:10,855 --> 00:08:12,688 of a church. 387 00:08:12,688 --> 00:08:15,646 So, tell us, Dr. Karen, 388 00:08:12,688 --> 00:08:15,646 what do you teach? 389 00:08:15,646 --> 00:08:18,146 Well, the best way 390 00:08:15,646 --> 00:08:18,146 would be to show you. 391 00:08:18,146 --> 00:08:20,438 Why don't 392 00:08:18,146 --> 00:08:20,438 we find our legs? 393 00:08:18,146 --> 00:08:20,438 Fun. 394 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:22,855 Now stand beside me 395 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:22,855 and follow along. 396 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:22,855 Mm-hmm. 397 00:08:22,855 --> 00:08:27,605 Imagine you're carrying 398 00:08:22,855 --> 00:08:27,605 two pails of water. 399 00:08:27,605 --> 00:08:29,021 Uh-huh. Deep breath. 400 00:08:29,021 --> 00:08:30,271 No, no, no. 401 00:08:30,271 --> 00:08:31,521 Your chest 402 00:08:30,271 --> 00:08:31,521 shouldn't be lifting. 403 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:32,855 Come place your hands 404 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:32,855 on my neck. 405 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,896 Do you feel how still 406 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,896 and open my breathing is? 407 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,396 Oh, a little sensitive 408 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,396 there. 409 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:41,146 Yeah, you have 410 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:41,146 a little bite there. 411 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,896 Oh, my bad. 412 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,896 Okay, that's a little tight. 413 00:08:44,896 --> 00:08:47,521 But I can see where Manny 414 00:08:44,896 --> 00:08:47,521 gets his soft hands from! 415 00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:50,313 Oh, that's very, 416 00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:50,313 very eye-opening. 417 00:08:47,521 --> 00:08:50,313 Mom. Mom. 418 00:08:50,313 --> 00:08:52,730 Uh, let's check on the dessert 419 00:08:50,313 --> 00:08:52,730 in the kitchen. 420 00:08:54,896 --> 00:08:56,188 What kind of schools 421 00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:58,396 allow a teacher 422 00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:58,396 to date a student? 423 00:08:58,396 --> 00:08:59,813 I'm guessing 424 00:08:58,396 --> 00:08:59,813 any art school. 425 00:08:59,813 --> 00:09:02,396 He can't date 426 00:08:59,813 --> 00:09:02,396 a 30-year-old. 427 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:04,105 Manny's still a child. 428 00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:06,480 Manny wasn't a child 429 00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:06,480 when I met him. 430 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,980 Look, 431 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,980 there was a 10-year period 432 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,813 where there was at least 433 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,813 one empty chair 434 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:11,230 at my house 435 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:11,230 every Thanksgiving 436 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:12,563 because I had 437 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:12,563 a lot to say 438 00:09:12,563 --> 00:09:14,396 about who Mitchell and Claire 439 00:09:12,563 --> 00:09:14,396 were dating. 440 00:09:14,396 --> 00:09:18,021 So learn from my one and only 441 00:09:14,396 --> 00:09:18,021 parental mistake. 442 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,438 Uh, maybe Karen and I 443 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:21,438 should head out. 444 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:23,605 I'm sensing some tension. 445 00:09:21,438 --> 00:09:23,605 No, no, no. 446 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,896 This is your house, 447 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:27,605 and you're supposed to be 448 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:27,605 comfortable here. 449 00:09:27,605 --> 00:09:29,563 So, just hang out. 450 00:09:29,563 --> 00:09:30,980 Have more wine. 451 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,980 And don't worry 452 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,980 about driving. 453 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,855 You can spend the night 454 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,855 here tonight. 455 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:36,188 Are you sure, Mom? 456 00:09:36,188 --> 00:09:37,396 Yeah, I'm sure. 457 00:09:37,396 --> 00:09:39,355 I'll go get some more wine. 458 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,355 Any tips 459 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,355 on how she moves? 460 00:09:42,355 --> 00:09:43,980 I've never seen 461 00:09:42,355 --> 00:09:43,980 anything like it. 462 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:44,980 Right? 463 00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:47,313 Hello, Shane. 464 00:09:47,313 --> 00:09:48,855 Acting Vice Principal 465 00:09:47,313 --> 00:09:48,855 Tucker. 466 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,188 I know you think 467 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,188 you're pretty cute right now, 468 00:09:51,188 --> 00:09:52,771 but before this day 469 00:09:51,188 --> 00:09:52,771 is done, 470 00:09:52,771 --> 00:09:55,146 I will get you to admit 471 00:09:52,771 --> 00:09:55,146 you sent out that video. 472 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:56,355 I did send out that video. 473 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:57,938 I knew you'd crack. 474 00:09:57,938 --> 00:09:59,771 Look, uh... 475 00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:00,813 I'm sorry. 476 00:10:00,813 --> 00:10:02,688 I just really need these kids 477 00:10:00,813 --> 00:10:02,688 to accept me. 478 00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:03,771 No, Shane, you don't. 479 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:04,938 Because they're popular, 480 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,730 you think you need 481 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,730 their approval. 482 00:10:08,605 --> 00:10:09,855 I'm a cop. 483 00:10:09,855 --> 00:10:11,355 Oh, are you, now? 484 00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:12,480 There's concern 485 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,438 about some drug traffic 486 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,438 at this school. 487 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:16,605 I am here, undercover, 488 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:16,605 to shut it down. 489 00:10:16,605 --> 00:10:20,438 Okay, yeah. 490 00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:22,230 Okay, well, I kind of 491 00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:22,230 always knew you were police. 492 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,563 Well, sure. 493 00:10:23,563 --> 00:10:25,146 You're law enforcement, 494 00:10:23,563 --> 00:10:25,146 too. 495 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,271 We know our own. 496 00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:27,730 Cop eyes. 497 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:29,563 Cop eyes. 498 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:30,605 Okay. 499 00:10:30,605 --> 00:10:31,896 So what's the play? 500 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,855 There's this new designer drug 501 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:33,855 called Dexomorphone. 502 00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:35,730 Mm-hmm. 503 00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:35,730 Kids are calling them 504 00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:35,730 "Dum-Dums." 505 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:37,896 So there's this big deal 506 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:37,896 going down tonight 507 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,771 on the north campus 508 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,771 during the basketball game. 509 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:41,230 And you want my help 510 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:41,230 with the bust. 511 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:42,438 Yes. 512 00:10:42,438 --> 00:10:44,438 By being 513 00:10:42,438 --> 00:10:44,438 nowhere near there. 514 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:45,896 I don't want to spook 515 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:45,896 these dealers. 516 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:46,813 Copy that. 517 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,271 But in case 518 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,271 you need backup, 519 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:50,105 I should be 520 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:50,105 near north campus. 521 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:52,271 Or nowhere near there. 522 00:10:52,271 --> 00:10:54,938 Or there... 523 00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:57,771 but slouched down in my car 524 00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:57,771 so no one sees me. 525 00:10:57,771 --> 00:10:59,146 Or at your house. 526 00:10:59,146 --> 00:11:01,146 Right. 527 00:11:01,146 --> 00:11:02,563 Okay. 528 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:03,730 Cop eyes. 529 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:07,063 Okay. Okay. 530 00:11:07,063 --> 00:11:08,355 Are we gonna go outside? 531 00:11:08,355 --> 00:11:09,396 Yes, we are. 532 00:11:10,521 --> 00:11:11,563 Careful. 533 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,605 How many times have 534 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,605 I told you 535 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,563 not to leave this here? 536 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:14,688 Someone's gonna trip on it. 537 00:11:14,688 --> 00:11:16,646 There's a lot going on 538 00:11:14,688 --> 00:11:16,646 with me right now. 539 00:11:16,646 --> 00:11:17,605 My body's changing. 540 00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:18,938 Okay. 541 00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:18,938 You always use that. 542 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:21,271 Hey, today, you're gonna 543 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:21,271 learn about responsibility. 544 00:11:21,271 --> 00:11:24,063 Today, you are gonna 545 00:11:21,271 --> 00:11:24,063 take care of a baby. 546 00:11:24,063 --> 00:11:26,563 Do you want a toy? 547 00:11:26,563 --> 00:11:28,605 Little tough love. 548 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,938 Long overdo, 549 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,938 if you ask me. 550 00:11:30,938 --> 00:11:32,605 But it's gonna be good 551 00:11:30,938 --> 00:11:32,605 for you, sweetie. 552 00:11:32,605 --> 00:11:34,896 He's crying. 553 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:36,355 Well, 554 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:36,355 that's what babies do. 555 00:11:36,355 --> 00:11:40,688 You just got to pick it up, 556 00:11:36,355 --> 00:11:40,688 and you got to soothe it. 557 00:11:40,688 --> 00:11:42,313 All right, then. 558 00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:44,355 Okay. 559 00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:44,355 It's okay. 560 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,813 It worked. 561 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,813 Good. 562 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:48,063 Just keep it up for 563 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:48,063 the rest of the afternoon. 564 00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,063 Wait! I don't know 565 00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,063 what I'm supposed to do! 566 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:51,938 Well, 567 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:51,938 welcome to being a parent. 568 00:11:53,396 --> 00:11:55,980 Survival vlog number two. 569 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,063 Um... I descended 570 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,063 into the water 571 00:11:58,063 --> 00:12:00,146 attempting 572 00:11:58,063 --> 00:12:00,146 to retrieve my gear. 573 00:12:00,146 --> 00:12:01,813 I encountered 574 00:12:00,146 --> 00:12:01,813 slippery rocks... 575 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,188 a cold, brisk current, 576 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,230 and although I have 577 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,230 no photographic evidence of it, 578 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,396 a sea serpent. 579 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,938 My ensuing thrashing 580 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,938 stunned a passing trout. 581 00:12:12,938 --> 00:12:17,063 I then foraged 582 00:12:12,938 --> 00:12:17,063 some wild blueberries and honey 583 00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:20,146 from what turned out to be 584 00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:20,146 a not ... ... 585 00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:23,563 altogether abandoned hive. 586 00:12:23,563 --> 00:12:26,688 Just goes to show you... 587 00:12:26,688 --> 00:12:29,188 I don't need 588 00:12:26,688 --> 00:12:29,188 all that fancy equipment. 589 00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:32,146 Phil Dunphy can survive 590 00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:32,146 in the wild, even ... 591 00:12:32,146 --> 00:12:35,063 [ Animal roaring 592 00:12:32,146 --> 00:12:35,063 in distance ] 593 00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:38,396 Ha! Ha! 594 00:12:38,396 --> 00:12:40,605 That sounded big, didn't it? 595 00:12:40,605 --> 00:12:43,313 Good thing I smell like 596 00:12:40,605 --> 00:12:43,313 berries, honey, and raw fish, 597 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,563 so I'm basically 598 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,563 all three courses 599 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,855 of a bear's favorite meal! 600 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,730 That's right. 601 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,855 Watch them scatter. 602 00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:57,855 Hello? 603 00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:57,855 Oh, hi, honey! 604 00:12:57,855 --> 00:12:59,355 I've been out of cell range 605 00:12:57,855 --> 00:12:59,355 for most of the day. 606 00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:00,855 I just wanted to check in, 607 00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:00,855 see how you're doing. 608 00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:03,896 Oh. Great, great. 609 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:05,646 The air, the, uh ... 610 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:05,646 the trees... 611 00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:08,230 Moss only grows on 612 00:13:05,646 --> 00:13:08,230 the north side of trees, right? 613 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:11,105 I feel like I might be 614 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:11,105 walking in circles. 615 00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:13,730 Is there something called, uh, 616 00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:13,730 fool's moss? 617 00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:14,896 I don't know. 618 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,355 You sound out of breath. 619 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,355 Is everything okay? 620 00:13:16,355 --> 00:13:18,938 No, Claire, 621 00:13:16,355 --> 00:13:18,938 I'm worried that a bear 622 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:21,813 or even a family of bears 623 00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:21,813 is hunting me. 624 00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,230 Of course I'm okay. 625 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:24,730 I've only been out here 626 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:24,730 for a couple hours. 627 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,771 Uh, uh, what kind of man 628 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,771 do you think I am? 629 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:29,230 Well, it sounds like 630 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:29,230 we're both having an adventure. 631 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:31,605 I just got on a scale, 632 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:31,605 and guess how much I weigh. 633 00:13:31,605 --> 00:13:33,021 5 tons! 634 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,521 Yeah, well, 635 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,521 we all put on a few 636 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:35,688 around the holidays. 637 00:13:35,688 --> 00:13:37,813 Mwah! Let me call you back 638 00:13:35,688 --> 00:13:37,813 a little later. 639 00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:40,105 Meanwhile, uh, 640 00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:40,105 I am sending you a pic 641 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:43,021 of me enjoying nature 642 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:43,021 at my last known location 643 00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:45,313 in my very identifiable 644 00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:45,313 red Gore-Tex jacket. 645 00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:47,355 Anyhoo, leave a check out 646 00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:47,355 for the gardener, 647 00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:48,855 and you gave 648 00:13:47,355 --> 00:13:48,855 my life meaning. 649 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,688 You're a giggly one, 650 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,688 aren't ya? 651 00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:54,980 Oh, I miss that sound. 652 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:56,355 Hi. Can I look? 653 00:13:56,355 --> 00:13:58,605 Hey, Lily, 654 00:13:56,355 --> 00:13:58,605 how's it going? 655 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,646 I'm trying my best, 656 00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:01,021 but I don't really know 657 00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:01,021 what I'm doing. 658 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:02,646 Well, better to make 659 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:02,646 your mistakes on this one. 660 00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:03,730 You know? 661 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:05,646 Oh, hold on one second. 662 00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,271 Oh, someone's sending me 663 00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,271 a video of daddy. 664 00:14:07,271 --> 00:14:08,313 Hey! 665 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,355 No, not the Weasel. 666 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:10,355 Okay. 667 00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:12,271 Honey, I got to call you back, 668 00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:12,271 all right? 669 00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:12,271 Wait! 670 00:14:12,271 --> 00:14:14,063 God, he must be 671 00:14:12,271 --> 00:14:14,063 so humiliated. 672 00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:15,646 You know he's a doll. 673 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,146 Thank you. 674 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,146 Thank you. That's sweet. 675 00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:18,146 Thank you. 676 00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:19,438 Mitchell. 677 00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:20,813 Cam. 678 00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:20,813 Hey, hey, hey! 679 00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:22,896 I saw that video 680 00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:22,896 that's going around. 681 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,021 I am so sorry. 682 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,021 Oh, doesn't bother me. 683 00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:26,063 Good! 684 00:14:26,063 --> 00:14:27,271 Good, 'cause it shouldn't, 685 00:14:26,063 --> 00:14:27,271 you know? 686 00:14:27,271 --> 00:14:28,605 You're just trying 687 00:14:27,271 --> 00:14:28,605 to make a difference. 688 00:14:28,605 --> 00:14:29,813 If those kids 689 00:14:28,605 --> 00:14:29,813 don't appreciate that, 690 00:14:29,813 --> 00:14:30,938 that is their loss. 691 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,271 Yeah. And... 692 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,271 Mm-hmm. 693 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,605 it's part of a big 694 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,605 sting operation. 695 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,605 What? 696 00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,980 So, I shouldn't 697 00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:37,980 be telling you this, 698 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,438 but Shane, 699 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,438 the guy who shot the video, 700 00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:43,771 is actually 701 00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:43,771 an undercover cop. 702 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,230 Oh. 703 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,230 Yeah, 704 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,230 and he did the video 705 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,938 to sort of, like, 706 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,938 humiliate me 707 00:14:46,938 --> 00:14:48,355 to get some street cred. 708 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,896 And there's a big drug deal 709 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,896 going on tonight, 710 00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,688 but he wants me 711 00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,688 to steer clear. 712 00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:54,730 Is anyone else aware of 713 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,521 Shane's "21 Jump Street" 714 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,521 double life? 715 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,855 Well, he's not gonna 716 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,855 broadcast it 717 00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:00,355 out loud for everyone. 718 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,980 But you did get some paperwork 719 00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,980 or identification? 720 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,271 Okay. You know what? 721 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,771 I think it's hilarious that 722 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,980 the person you don't trust 723 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,980 is a hero, 724 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,980 who's helping fight 725 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,980 the Dexomorphone problem 726 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,146 that's plaguing ... 727 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,146 I'm sorry. What? 728 00:15:11,146 --> 00:15:13,021 The street name 729 00:15:11,146 --> 00:15:13,021 is "Dum-Dums," 730 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:15,646 and Shane says 731 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:15,646 there's literally 732 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:15,646 Dum-Dums everywhere. 733 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:18,313 Okay. So, Shane ... 734 00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:21,438 not a 16-year-old drug dealer 735 00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:21,438 who enjoys humiliating you ... 736 00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:23,105 but a baby-faced 737 00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:23,105 police officer, 738 00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:24,646 has deputized you, 739 00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:25,688 and your first assignment 740 00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:27,313 is to stay 741 00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:27,313 as far away as possible 742 00:15:27,313 --> 00:15:30,563 from a huge "Dum-Dum" deal 743 00:15:27,313 --> 00:15:30,563 that's about to go down? 744 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,605 Cam, I mean, come ... 745 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:33,146 I love 746 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:33,146 how trusting you are, 747 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,771 but when you start 748 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,771 missing things 749 00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:36,813 that are that obvious, 750 00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:36,813 then, well, you know, 751 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,605 I don't have to 752 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,605 say anything more. 753 00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:41,355 You know, 754 00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:41,355 I can finish up here 755 00:15:41,355 --> 00:15:42,438 if you want to go upstairs. 756 00:15:42,438 --> 00:15:46,230 Nah, nah, I'm fine. 757 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,021 You know, um... 758 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:50,730 Mom really 759 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:50,730 surprised me before. 760 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:51,896 This is the first time 761 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:53,730 she's treating me 762 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:53,730 like an adult. 763 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,063 And Karen's great. 764 00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:57,396 I mean, It's nice to be 765 00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:57,396 with a mature woman, 766 00:15:57,396 --> 00:15:58,688 someone with experience. 767 00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:00,938 So you two haven't 768 00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:00,938 slept together, huh? 769 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,855 She suggested 770 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,855 we come here. 771 00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:06,563 I said fine. 772 00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:09,188 You don't know 773 00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:09,188 how relieved I was 774 00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:09,188 you guys were home. 775 00:16:09,188 --> 00:16:10,730 But then Mom 776 00:16:09,188 --> 00:16:10,730 was so cool with it. 777 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,396 I mean, 778 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,396 where's the crazy Colombian 779 00:16:12,396 --> 00:16:13,438 the one time I need her? 780 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:14,771 This is dry. 781 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:18,980 But you like Karen, right? 782 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,938 A lot, but, I mean... 783 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:23,521 bad enough she's older 784 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:23,521 than I am, 785 00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:24,938 she's also 786 00:16:23,521 --> 00:16:24,938 a movement professor. 787 00:16:24,938 --> 00:16:26,021 I swear to God, 788 00:16:24,938 --> 00:16:26,021 before today, 789 00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:27,271 I'd never heard 790 00:16:26,021 --> 00:16:27,271 those two words together. 791 00:16:27,271 --> 00:16:28,438 Now it's all I hear. 792 00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:31,771 Look... 793 00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:34,521 it's normal to be nervous. 794 00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:36,146 Don't do anything 795 00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:36,146 you're not ready for. 796 00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,855 Talk to her about 797 00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,855 what you're feeling. 798 00:16:38,855 --> 00:16:41,688 You'll be surprised 799 00:16:38,855 --> 00:16:41,688 how much easier things get 800 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:44,688 after one 801 00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:44,688 honest conversation. 802 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,646 Thanks, Jay. 803 00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:50,855 One down, one to go. 804 00:16:50,855 --> 00:16:52,980 Joe? 805 00:16:50,855 --> 00:16:52,980 You ready to talk? 806 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,063 For oatmeal raisin? 807 00:16:55,063 --> 00:16:57,396 Don't waste my time. 808 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,146 Is this stuff 809 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,146 any good? 810 00:16:59,146 --> 00:17:00,438 It better be. 811 00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,105 I laid out half 812 00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,105 my bar mitzvah bonds to get it. 813 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,230 Sick movie of Coach Tucker, 814 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,230 by the way. 815 00:17:05,188 --> 00:17:06,980 Glad you enjoyed the film, 816 00:17:05,188 --> 00:17:06,980 boys. 817 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,271 Now you can be 818 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,271 in one of your own! 819 00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:09,438 What the hell 820 00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:09,438 are you doing? 821 00:17:09,438 --> 00:17:10,646 My job. 822 00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:12,563 I guess I really am 823 00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:12,563 a vice principal. 824 00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:13,855 A Miami 825 00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:13,855 vice principal ... 826 00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:16,105 No, I guess it doesn't really 827 00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:16,105 need the "Miami," does it. 828 00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:17,313 I can't believe this. 829 00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:18,105 You're busted. 830 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,230 What do we got here? 831 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,396 Oh, let me guess ... 832 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,396 your ... your drug money, 833 00:17:21,396 --> 00:17:22,646 walkie-talkie. 834 00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:23,730 What's this? 835 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:24,771 A badge. 836 00:17:24,771 --> 00:17:26,438 [ Siren wails, 837 00:17:24,771 --> 00:17:26,438 police radio chatter ] 838 00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:27,563 Wow. 839 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,063 Mitchell's really 840 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,063 gonna owe you an apology. 841 00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:30,105 Mm. 842 00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:34,230 [ Horn honks to the tune 843 00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:34,230 of "Shave and a Haircut" ] 844 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:38,188 Drive strong, brother. 845 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:43,563 Hey, Claire. 846 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,271 Hi, honey. 847 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,271 How's it going? 848 00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:47,688 Just sitting here by 849 00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:47,688 a perfect mountain stream. 850 00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:50,813 Nothing beats the raw beauty 851 00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:50,813 of the great outdoors. 852 00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:52,271 How's everything 853 00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:52,271 going there? 854 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,021 Couldn't be better. 855 00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,271 I'm on my way home now, 856 00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:56,771 but we were down a driver, 857 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,813 so I got to drive 858 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,813 a truck today, 859 00:17:58,813 --> 00:18:00,188 and I'm loving it. 860 00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:02,605 Makes me feel like 861 00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:02,605 a real man. 862 00:18:02,605 --> 00:18:03,771 Yeah? 863 00:18:03,771 --> 00:18:05,313 What's that feel like? 864 00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:06,480 Something going on 865 00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:06,480 with you? 866 00:18:07,938 --> 00:18:13,771 Honey, I haven't been, uh, 867 00:18:07,938 --> 00:18:13,771 totally honest with you. 868 00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:16,646 I didn't quit 869 00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:16,646 Woosnam, Keneally & Dunphy. 870 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,313 They ... 871 00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,313 They asked me to leave. 872 00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:21,605 Oh, honey. 873 00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:21,605 What happened? 874 00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:23,313 Well, you know, 875 00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:25,230 those guys have always been 876 00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:25,230 super aggressive, 877 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,355 and they didn't feel like 878 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,730 I have 879 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,730 the same killer instinct 880 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:32,271 that ... that they do. 881 00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:33,855 Maybe they're right. 882 00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:36,938 Is that what this whole 883 00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:36,938 crazy camping thing is about? 884 00:18:36,938 --> 00:18:38,355 Proving how tough 885 00:18:36,938 --> 00:18:38,355 you are? 886 00:18:38,355 --> 00:18:39,563 Maybe, a little, 887 00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:42,146 especially since 888 00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:42,146 I'll be going out on my own. 889 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:44,855 Phil, this is a huge thing 890 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:44,855 you've been going through. 891 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:46,896 Why didn't 892 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:46,896 you say something? 893 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,146 Well, 894 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,146 you've had such a busy week. 895 00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:51,355 I don't want to be another fire 896 00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:51,355 you had to put out. 897 00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:53,188 Okay, listen to me. 898 00:18:53,188 --> 00:18:56,730 Remember how terrified I was 899 00:18:53,188 --> 00:18:56,730 when I took over for my dad? 900 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,438 The night before my first day 901 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,438 in the big office, 902 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,188 I was up, heart pounding, 903 00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:03,896 pacing a hole 904 00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:03,896 in the living-room floor. 905 00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:06,355 And suddenly, 906 00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:06,355 you were there. 907 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,521 You just 908 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,521 put your arms around me, 909 00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:09,896 and it made me realize 910 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,605 I'm not going through this 911 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,605 alone. 912 00:19:14,063 --> 00:19:15,646 So forget 913 00:19:14,063 --> 00:19:15,646 your idiot partners 914 00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:17,771 and whatever it is 915 00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:17,771 you're trying to prove 916 00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:19,396 with this stupid 917 00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:19,396 camping trip. 918 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:22,688 You're great at what you do, 919 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:22,688 and also... 920 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,355 What? 921 00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:26,813 How ... How ... 922 00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:27,896 I'm gonna hang up now. 923 00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,355 I love you. 924 00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,355 Goodbye. 925 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:33,271 You didn't sound so good 926 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:33,271 on the phone. 927 00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:34,563 I called the hotel, 928 00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:36,896 and they said 929 00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:36,896 you checked in early. 930 00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:38,646 Honey, 931 00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:38,646 I know I like to complain 932 00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:41,230 about people coming to me 933 00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:41,230 to solve their problems, 934 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,855 but don't you dare 935 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,855 not come to me with yours. 936 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,271 By the way, 937 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,271 if you don't want people 938 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,188 to come to you to solve 939 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,188 their problems all the time, 940 00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:48,396 maybe don't be 941 00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:48,396 so good at it. 942 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,521 Mm. 943 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,521 Mm. 944 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:54,396 Mm. 945 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:54,396 Well... 946 00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:57,188 Now that you're 947 00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:57,188 so into the wild... 948 00:19:57,188 --> 00:20:00,521 I like 949 00:19:57,188 --> 00:20:00,521 where this is going. 950 00:20:00,521 --> 00:20:01,521 Rawr! 951 00:20:01,521 --> 00:20:03,230 Don't... do that, 952 00:20:01,521 --> 00:20:03,230 please. 953 00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:07,938 You okay? 954 00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:11,563 Joe is sleeping 955 00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:11,563 in a fort downstairs, 956 00:20:11,563 --> 00:20:15,313 and Manny's upstairs 957 00:20:11,563 --> 00:20:15,313 sleeping with a doctor. 958 00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:17,771 I don't know 959 00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:17,771 what the rules are anymore. 960 00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:17,771 No one does, 961 00:20:17,771 --> 00:20:18,730 but for what it's worth, 962 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,063 I think 963 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,063 you made the right call. 964 00:20:20,063 --> 00:20:22,813 I am at least winning 965 00:20:20,063 --> 00:20:22,813 one of these fights. 966 00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:25,188 Storming the fort? 967 00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:27,313 I'm gonna go 968 00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:27,313 and drag him out of there 969 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,980 and put him in his bed. 970 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,688 I'm still 971 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,688 bigger than Joe, 972 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,938 even though that Manny's, 973 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,938 like... 974 00:20:34,313 --> 00:20:36,063 Trust me. 975 00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:39,438 The little boy in Manny 976 00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:39,438 isn't gone yet. 977 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,730 Finally! 978 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,730 Where have you been? 979 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:57,980 I have been out 980 00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:57,980 walking Cal. 981 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,355 And guess 982 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,355 who's right behind me. 983 00:20:59,355 --> 00:21:00,438 Actually, 984 00:20:59,355 --> 00:21:00,438 I've been the one who ... 985 00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:02,063 Who will be 986 00:21:00,438 --> 00:21:02,063 going to Disneyland 987 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:03,646 if she plays 988 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:03,646 her cards right. 989 00:21:03,646 --> 00:21:05,188 Now where's 990 00:21:03,646 --> 00:21:05,188 my little angel? 991 00:21:05,188 --> 00:21:07,813 Oh, hey, tell me about 992 00:21:05,188 --> 00:21:07,813 your rubdown, huh? 993 00:21:07,813 --> 00:21:08,771 Oh! 994 00:21:07,813 --> 00:21:08,771 Oh. Oh, boy. 995 00:21:08,771 --> 00:21:10,605 Oh, I can get it. 996 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,146 Now I'm so free and loose, 997 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,230 I can pick up anything, 998 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,230 move around. 999 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,021 Yep, I'm like an owl. 1000 00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:17,855 Aww, there's 1001 00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:17,855 my little angel! 1002 00:21:17,855 --> 00:21:19,355 Mm-hmm. 1003 00:21:17,855 --> 00:21:19,355 You know what? 1004 00:21:19,355 --> 00:21:20,480 Thanks for this. 1005 00:21:19,355 --> 00:21:20,480 No problem. 1006 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,688 Let me treat you 1007 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,688 to a bite. 1008 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,688 Oh. 1009 00:21:21,688 --> 00:21:23,771 Come on. 1010 00:21:21,688 --> 00:21:23,771 Lily, we'll be right back. 1011 00:21:23,771 --> 00:21:25,730 How was he? 1012 00:21:23,771 --> 00:21:25,730 So quiet, so easy.