1 00:00:02,855 --> 00:00:04,563 Phil, thank you so much 2 00:00:02,855 --> 00:00:04,563 for helping. 3 00:00:04,563 --> 00:00:06,813 Especially after Jay 4 00:00:04,563 --> 00:00:06,813 was so rude to you last night. 5 00:00:06,813 --> 00:00:09,646 I wanted to start 6 00:00:06,813 --> 00:00:09,646 a new family tradition. 7 00:00:09,646 --> 00:00:11,230 In a way, I succeeded ... 8 00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:13,813 we now have 9 00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:13,813 Phil Un-appreciation Day. 10 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:15,396 Hear ye, hear ye! 11 00:00:15,396 --> 00:00:16,396 Nope. 12 00:00:16,396 --> 00:00:18,730 I hereby 13 00:00:16,396 --> 00:00:18,730 declare the opening 14 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:21,438 of the first annual 15 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:21,438 Dunphy Games. 16 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,521 Hard pass. 17 00:00:22,521 --> 00:00:25,313 Tests of strength, 18 00:00:22,521 --> 00:00:25,313 games of chance ... 19 00:00:25,313 --> 00:00:28,313 with the champion receiving 20 00:00:25,313 --> 00:00:28,313 the coveted Dunphy chalice 21 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:30,605 and this gift card 22 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:30,605 to Yogurtland. 23 00:00:30,605 --> 00:00:32,771 Phil, it's not 24 00:00:30,605 --> 00:00:32,771 going to happen. 25 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:35,146 Your dissent has been noted, 26 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:35,146 town elder, 27 00:00:35,146 --> 00:00:37,146 but perhaps those 28 00:00:35,146 --> 00:00:37,146 who've seen fewer winters 29 00:00:37,146 --> 00:00:38,396 should cast a vote. 30 00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:44,688 Who dares accept the challenge 31 00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:44,688 of a noodle-joust? 32 00:00:44,688 --> 00:00:46,021 No sale, 33 00:00:44,688 --> 00:00:46,021 Dad. 34 00:00:46,021 --> 00:00:47,980 Oh, well. 35 00:00:46,021 --> 00:00:47,980 Nice try, Son. 36 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:51,021 I'll probably just drive 37 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:51,021 back to Florida, then. 38 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:52,480 Great to see you guys. 39 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,480 Captions by VITAC : 40 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,480 Captioning Provided by 41 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,480 20th Century Fox Television 42 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,480 and ABC, Inc. 43 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,563 and brought to you by Ford. 44 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,563 We go further, so you can. 45 00:01:05,188 --> 00:01:07,063 I just thought 46 00:01:05,188 --> 00:01:07,063 with everyone growing up, 47 00:01:07,063 --> 00:01:09,063 a new tradition 48 00:01:07,063 --> 00:01:09,063 might give us another excuse 49 00:01:09,063 --> 00:01:10,730 to get together 50 00:01:09,063 --> 00:01:10,730 every year. 51 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:12,896 Oh, baby, we can 52 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:12,896 get together today 53 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:14,771 for Joe's 54 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:14,771 soccer-team party. 55 00:01:14,771 --> 00:01:16,563 We have 56 00:01:14,771 --> 00:01:16,563 superheroes coming. 57 00:01:16,563 --> 00:01:19,105 We have the Superman, 58 00:01:16,563 --> 00:01:19,105 the X-Men. 59 00:01:19,105 --> 00:01:21,730 That's what Jay called 60 00:01:19,105 --> 00:01:21,730 my dad and me. Ex-men. 61 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:23,230 Ohh! 62 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:23,230 That hurts! 63 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:24,396 Why, 64 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:24,396 what happened? 65 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:24,396 Oh, 66 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:24,396 it's nothing. 67 00:01:24,396 --> 00:01:26,730 It's probably just 68 00:01:24,396 --> 00:01:26,730 my stilter's hip flaring up. 69 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:27,730 No, it's not. 70 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,146 Oh, you don't 71 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,146 look that good. 72 00:01:29,146 --> 00:01:30,146 Do you have a fever? 73 00:01:30,146 --> 00:01:33,063 I don't know. 74 00:01:30,146 --> 00:01:33,063 I can't tell. 75 00:01:33,063 --> 00:01:35,521 Ay, no, 76 00:01:33,063 --> 00:01:35,521 you're burning up! 77 00:01:35,521 --> 00:01:38,396 Hi, I ordered your 78 00:01:35,521 --> 00:01:38,396 Ultra-Soft Gel-Heel Socks, 79 00:01:38,396 --> 00:01:40,521 and they are both marked "L." 80 00:01:40,521 --> 00:01:41,730 And "L" is for ... 81 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:44,063 "L" is for large. 82 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:44,063 Hilarious. 83 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,146 I'm thinking I've been wearing 84 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,146 two left socks. 85 00:01:46,146 --> 00:01:47,646 I am adorable. 86 00:01:47,646 --> 00:01:49,771 Can you hang on a second? 87 00:01:49,771 --> 00:01:51,813 Hello? 88 00:01:49,771 --> 00:01:51,813 Claire, 89 00:01:49,771 --> 00:01:51,813 everything is okay, 90 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:54,771 but I am taking Phil 91 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:54,771 to the hospital. 92 00:01:54,771 --> 00:01:56,146 He's dead! 93 00:01:56,146 --> 00:01:58,730 I was just 94 00:01:56,146 --> 00:01:58,730 resting my eyes! 95 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,730 Oh, God! 96 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,730 What happened? 97 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,730 It's okay, 98 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,730 honey. 99 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:02,438 I just have a little bit 100 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:02,438 of stomach pain. 101 00:02:02,438 --> 00:02:04,230 Hang in there, sweetie. I'll ... 102 00:02:02,438 --> 00:02:04,230 I'm ... I'm ... I'm coming. 103 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:05,396 I'll be ... I'll be ... 104 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:05,396 I'll be there. 105 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:08,063 Really, Schwartzy? 106 00:02:08,063 --> 00:02:09,438 Calling me 107 00:02:08,063 --> 00:02:09,438 while I'm putting? 108 00:02:09,438 --> 00:02:11,938 It's bush-league moves like that 109 00:02:09,438 --> 00:02:11,938 why your wife left you, 110 00:02:11,938 --> 00:02:14,271 why we still play poker 111 00:02:11,938 --> 00:02:14,271 and never invite you, why we ... 112 00:02:14,271 --> 00:02:16,563 Oh, it's Gloria. 113 00:02:16,563 --> 00:02:18,896 Jay, pick up Joe and meet me 114 00:02:16,563 --> 00:02:18,896 at the hospital! 115 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,396 What happened? 116 00:02:18,896 --> 00:02:20,396 Is it Stella? 117 00:02:20,396 --> 00:02:21,813 No, it's Phil! 118 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:23,563 Wait a minute, 119 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:23,563 I'm ... I'm getting another call. 120 00:02:23,563 --> 00:02:24,688 Dad ... 121 00:02:23,563 --> 00:02:24,688 I heard. 122 00:02:24,688 --> 00:02:26,813 Okay, Haley and Luke 123 00:02:24,688 --> 00:02:26,813 are working at the club. 124 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,980 Can you grab them 125 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,980 and meet me at the hospital? 126 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,271 Sure thing. 127 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,271 Sorry, guys. 128 00:02:30,271 --> 00:02:31,813 Emergency, 129 00:02:30,271 --> 00:02:31,813 I gotta take the cart. 130 00:02:31,813 --> 00:02:34,271 What? 131 00:02:31,813 --> 00:02:34,271 The clubhouse 132 00:02:31,813 --> 00:02:34,271 is 50 yards away. 133 00:02:34,271 --> 00:02:36,063 Walk the first 25, 134 00:02:34,271 --> 00:02:36,063 make camp, 135 00:02:36,063 --> 00:02:37,688 and then tackle the rest 136 00:02:36,063 --> 00:02:37,688 in the morning. 137 00:02:37,688 --> 00:02:40,188 Forget about Joe, I'll have 138 00:02:37,688 --> 00:02:40,188 Mitch and Cam bring him. 139 00:02:40,188 --> 00:02:42,396 Phil, how's the pain? 140 00:02:40,188 --> 00:02:42,396 On a scale of one to ... 141 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,605 Bo Derek! 142 00:02:43,605 --> 00:02:44,730 10. 143 00:02:43,605 --> 00:02:44,730 Got it. 144 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:47,438 Boy, they did not 145 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:47,438 get that score wrong, huh? 146 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:50,230 Good. 147 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:50,230 Yeah. 148 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:52,480 Okay, it's good, 149 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:52,480 but is it wow? 150 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,230 We're inviting eight people 151 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,230 over for brunch 152 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:57,063 with an invitation that reads, 153 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:57,063 "Friends, Romans, Hungreymen" ... 154 00:02:57,063 --> 00:02:58,480 they're gonna say wow. 155 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,355 Hey, Gloria. 156 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:02,521 I am taking Phil 157 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:02,521 to the hospital! 158 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:04,646 What? They're taking Phil 159 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:04,646 to the hospital. 160 00:03:04,646 --> 00:03:06,271 It's just 161 00:03:04,646 --> 00:03:06,271 a stomach issue. 162 00:03:06,271 --> 00:03:09,646 Please pick up Joe at soccer 163 00:03:06,271 --> 00:03:09,646 and meet us over there. 164 00:03:09,646 --> 00:03:11,230 Of course. 165 00:03:09,646 --> 00:03:11,230 Oh, but what about Lily? 166 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:14,980 What is that? 167 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:14,980 A harp? 168 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:16,646 No! 169 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:16,646 Dios mío, no! 170 00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:18,605 The angels 171 00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:18,605 are coming down. 172 00:03:18,605 --> 00:03:21,313 You cannot have him yet! 173 00:03:22,688 --> 00:03:23,938 Hello? 174 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:26,688 Haley, would you mind picking up 175 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:26,688 Lily from City Kidz gym? 176 00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:27,938 I don't have a car. 177 00:03:27,938 --> 00:03:29,896 Alex said she's on a date, 178 00:03:27,938 --> 00:03:29,896 but she can grab Lily. 179 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:31,938 Oh, crap. We don't have time 180 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:31,938 for this valet stuff. 181 00:03:31,938 --> 00:03:32,980 I'm going rogue. 182 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,480 Luke, this thing's 183 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,480 not fast enough. 184 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,313 Grab a nine-iron, 185 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,313 try to hook a bumper. 186 00:03:36,313 --> 00:03:37,605 Aah! 187 00:03:37,605 --> 00:03:40,313 Hey, Uncle Mitchell, 188 00:03:37,605 --> 00:03:40,313 I'm kinda busy right now. 189 00:03:40,313 --> 00:03:42,438 He is? 190 00:03:40,313 --> 00:03:42,438 I'm on my way. 191 00:03:43,605 --> 00:03:46,605 Sorry, boys, 192 00:03:43,605 --> 00:03:46,605 gotta cut it short today. 193 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:48,313 Hurry, hurry! 194 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:48,313 Take him! 195 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:55,230 If Phil dies, 196 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:55,230 would Claire get a new husband? 197 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,730 Okay, he's not 198 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,730 gonna die, bud. 199 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:58,563 But to answer your question, 200 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:58,563 yes, probably. 201 00:03:58,563 --> 00:03:59,896 You have to 202 00:03:58,563 --> 00:03:59,896 move on with life. 203 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:01,063 Wow. 204 00:04:01,063 --> 00:04:02,063 Wait for us. 205 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:04,646 Comin' in hot! 206 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:04,646 Comin' in hot! 207 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:07,480 You're just gonna park that 208 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:07,480 right there? 209 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,063 I did the closets 210 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,063 for head of surgery here. 211 00:04:09,063 --> 00:04:10,271 I'm untouchable. 212 00:04:10,271 --> 00:04:11,938 Phil, honey, 213 00:04:10,271 --> 00:04:11,938 how are you? 214 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:13,980 Oh, 215 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:13,980 back in the hospital. 216 00:04:11,938 --> 00:04:13,980 Oh. 217 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:17,021 But better because of Elsie 218 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:17,021 and her friend IV. 219 00:04:17,021 --> 00:04:18,313 Oh. 220 00:04:18,313 --> 00:04:20,646 If it's okay, I invited IV 221 00:04:18,313 --> 00:04:20,646 to come live with us. 222 00:04:20,646 --> 00:04:21,730 Uh-huh. 223 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:22,896 Well, 224 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:22,896 I brought you something 225 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,563 that's gonna make you feel 226 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,563 so much better. 227 00:04:25,563 --> 00:04:27,896 Oh, Surgery Bear. 228 00:04:27,896 --> 00:04:30,605 Our first year dating, 229 00:04:27,896 --> 00:04:30,605 we went to a carnival. 230 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:31,896 At the milk-can toss, 231 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,105 there was a bear 232 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,105 that Claire really liked. 233 00:04:34,105 --> 00:04:37,188 I spent all night trying 234 00:04:34,105 --> 00:04:37,188 to win it, but I just couldn't. 235 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:40,396 Came back the next night 236 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:40,396 and the carnival had left town. 237 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:42,646 So, I drove to Fresno, 238 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:42,646 failed again. 239 00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:44,063 Sacramento, 240 00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:44,063 no dice. 241 00:04:44,063 --> 00:04:47,105 Six weeks later, in Carson City, 242 00:04:44,063 --> 00:04:47,105 Nevada, it happened. 243 00:04:47,105 --> 00:04:48,480 Yeah. 244 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,730 When I handed it to her 245 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,730 and saw the smile on her face, 246 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:52,646 I proposed to her 247 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:52,646 on the spot. 248 00:04:53,896 --> 00:04:55,813 Anyhoo, 249 00:04:53,896 --> 00:04:55,813 it's come with me 250 00:04:55,813 --> 00:04:58,313 to every visit in the hospital 251 00:04:55,813 --> 00:04:58,313 since for good luck. 252 00:04:58,313 --> 00:05:00,521 And I was so worried 253 00:04:58,313 --> 00:05:00,521 about forgetting it 254 00:05:00,521 --> 00:05:01,730 that guess what I did? 255 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:03,063 Remembered it? 256 00:05:03,063 --> 00:05:05,646 Well, I brought you your nice, 257 00:05:03,063 --> 00:05:05,646 comfy neck pillow, 258 00:05:05,646 --> 00:05:07,980 and I'm gonna run right home 259 00:05:05,646 --> 00:05:07,980 and get you Surgery Bear, okay? 260 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:08,980 Okay. 261 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:08,980 Okay. 262 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,896 Dad! 263 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,896 Hi. 264 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,896 Oh, honey. 265 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,605 Yeah? 266 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,605 Just in case, 267 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,188 I made one of my goodbye videos 268 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:15,188 for you and the kids. 269 00:05:15,188 --> 00:05:17,188 I posted it 270 00:05:15,188 --> 00:05:17,188 in the usual spot. 271 00:05:17,188 --> 00:05:18,896 Okay. 272 00:05:17,188 --> 00:05:18,896 Goodbye videos? 273 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:20,313 It's nothing, 274 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:20,313 don't worry about it. 275 00:05:20,313 --> 00:05:21,896 I'll be right back. 276 00:05:20,313 --> 00:05:21,896 I'll be right back. 277 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:23,188 Hey, Phil. 278 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:23,188 Hi. 279 00:05:23,188 --> 00:05:24,355 How you feeling? 280 00:05:24,355 --> 00:05:26,813 Did you tell them about 281 00:05:24,355 --> 00:05:26,813 the long pants? 282 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:29,063 Oh, yeah, they had to 283 00:05:26,813 --> 00:05:29,063 cut me out of them 284 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:31,063 when th... when they got 285 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:31,063 tangled up 286 00:05:31,063 --> 00:05:32,730 in the spokes 287 00:05:31,063 --> 00:05:32,730 of the wheelchair! 288 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:34,730 Well, they gave him 289 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:34,730 the good stuff. 290 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,313 Well, glad you got to 291 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,313 wish him well. 292 00:05:36,313 --> 00:05:38,646 We have to get this guy prepped 293 00:05:36,313 --> 00:05:38,646 for his gallbladder surgery. 294 00:05:38,646 --> 00:05:40,813 That means 295 00:05:38,646 --> 00:05:40,813 they're gonna shave me. 296 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:43,063 Should we be worried that 297 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:43,063 those could be his last words? 298 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:44,396 I got this. 299 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:44,396 Phil, we love you. 300 00:05:44,396 --> 00:05:46,396 I love you, too. 301 00:05:46,396 --> 00:05:48,146 They're gonna shave me. 302 00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:49,355 Well, we tried. 303 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,188 So you're sure 304 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,188 Phil's gonna be okay? 305 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,396 Absolutely. 306 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,021 Pappy Phil is not gonna die 307 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,021 in a long, long time. 308 00:05:57,021 --> 00:05:58,105 Am I going to die? 309 00:05:58,105 --> 00:05:59,813 Well, Joe, it's a natural thing 310 00:05:58,105 --> 00:05:59,813 that we ... 311 00:05:59,813 --> 00:06:01,063 Bup, bup, bup. 312 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:03,688 This is not a topic 313 00:06:01,063 --> 00:06:03,688 you tend to handle gently. 314 00:06:03,688 --> 00:06:05,313 It's not your fault, 315 00:06:05,313 --> 00:06:07,855 but many people in your orbit 316 00:06:05,313 --> 00:06:07,855 met with ugly ends. 317 00:06:07,855 --> 00:06:08,896 I'll handle this. 318 00:06:08,896 --> 00:06:11,230 Fine. I have to pick up 319 00:06:08,896 --> 00:06:11,230 the party cake. 320 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,146 It's shaped 321 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:13,146 like a soccer ball. 322 00:06:13,146 --> 00:06:14,855 You sure 323 00:06:13,146 --> 00:06:14,855 that won't scare them? 324 00:06:14,855 --> 00:06:16,188 'Cause the only thing 325 00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:17,980 I've seen them do with 326 00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:17,980 a soccer ball is run from it. 327 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,480 Look, kid, 328 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,480 that's a deep question, 329 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,355 "Will I die some day?" 330 00:06:23,355 --> 00:06:27,313 And I'm gonna be straight 331 00:06:23,355 --> 00:06:27,313 with you about it ... no. 332 00:06:27,313 --> 00:06:28,646 Never? 333 00:06:28,646 --> 00:06:31,646 A few years back, people would 334 00:06:28,646 --> 00:06:31,646 live to be around 12. 335 00:06:31,646 --> 00:06:34,646 Nowadays, what with 336 00:06:31,646 --> 00:06:34,646 all the science they're doing, 337 00:06:34,646 --> 00:06:35,980 sky's the limit. 338 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:39,355 You play your cards right, 339 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:39,355 and someday you'll be 200, 340 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,730 and if you learn anything 341 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:41,730 from your old man, 342 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:46,396 you'll have a gorgeous 343 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:46,396 100-year-old bride on your arm. 344 00:06:46,396 --> 00:06:51,355 Uh, there will be some squawking 345 00:06:46,396 --> 00:06:51,355 from women in their 180s, 346 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:54,396 but, uh, 347 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:54,396 you're a successful man 348 00:06:54,396 --> 00:06:57,813 and you've earned 349 00:06:54,396 --> 00:06:57,813 your happiness. 350 00:06:57,813 --> 00:06:59,146 What is 351 00:06:57,813 --> 00:06:59,146 a gallbladder? 352 00:06:59,146 --> 00:07:01,230 Yeah, and what's up with these 353 00:06:59,146 --> 00:07:01,230 organs you don't even need? 354 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:03,063 You can lose a gallbladder, 355 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:03,063 an appendix, 356 00:07:03,063 --> 00:07:04,146 and everything's fine. 357 00:07:04,146 --> 00:07:05,396 Yeah, 358 00:07:04,146 --> 00:07:05,396 kind of like husbands. 359 00:07:05,396 --> 00:07:07,063 You lose one, 360 00:07:05,396 --> 00:07:07,063 you just get another. 361 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:08,980 That is what you said earlier. 362 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,396 Oh, how did I know that 363 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,396 was gonna boomerang back on me? 364 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,021 I didn't bring it up 365 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,021 to attack you. 366 00:07:13,021 --> 00:07:14,313 I just wondered... 367 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:16,855 have you ever thought about 368 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:16,855 who you'd end up with 369 00:07:16,855 --> 00:07:19,771 if, you know, 370 00:07:16,855 --> 00:07:19,771 my show closes early? 371 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:21,230 I would give 372 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:21,230 my right gallbladder 373 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:22,605 not to answer 374 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:22,605 this question. 375 00:07:22,605 --> 00:07:23,855 Come on, 376 00:07:22,605 --> 00:07:23,855 it'll be a fun game. 377 00:07:23,855 --> 00:07:25,396 Don't you want to know 378 00:07:23,855 --> 00:07:25,396 who I'm thinking about? 379 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:26,521 I guess. 380 00:07:26,521 --> 00:07:29,063 Okay, well, then, let's just 381 00:07:26,521 --> 00:07:29,063 say a name on three. 382 00:07:29,063 --> 00:07:30,605 Cam. 383 00:07:29,063 --> 00:07:30,605 No, come on. 384 00:07:30,605 --> 00:07:32,230 I think you'll be surprised 385 00:07:30,605 --> 00:07:32,230 by my choice. 386 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:33,896 You ready? 387 00:07:33,896 --> 00:07:36,313 One, two, three... 388 00:07:36,313 --> 00:07:38,271 Caleb. 389 00:07:36,313 --> 00:07:38,271 You're my everything. 390 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:40,396 Y-You ... 391 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:40,396 You tricked me. 392 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:40,396 Okay, 393 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:40,396 who's Caleb? 394 00:07:40,396 --> 00:07:42,646 You ... You met him. 395 00:07:40,396 --> 00:07:42,646 At ... At Jotham's party. 396 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:44,063 The ... 397 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:44,063 The massage therapist. 398 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,896 Well, I guess he rubbed you 399 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,896 the right way. 400 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:47,063 Cam, oh, come on. 401 00:07:47,063 --> 00:07:48,646 I only said a name 402 00:07:47,063 --> 00:07:48,646 because you pressured me to. 403 00:07:48,646 --> 00:07:50,730 I've had like two conversations 404 00:07:48,646 --> 00:07:50,730 with him. 405 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:53,563 Look, I-I only picked him 406 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:53,563 because he reminds me of you. 407 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:56,480 So sweet and open 408 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:56,480 and such a good balance for me. 409 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,063 I-I thought 410 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,063 he might be, too. 411 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,313 Well, then, 412 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,313 that's lovely. 413 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,355 Oh, thank God. 414 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,355 I cut the right wire. 415 00:08:02,355 --> 00:08:04,313 Okay, 416 00:08:02,355 --> 00:08:04,313 what is a gallbladder? 417 00:08:04,313 --> 00:08:05,480 The gallbladder is 418 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,230 "a 4-inch pear-shaped organ 419 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,230 that stores bile." 420 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:10,063 Like ... 421 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:10,063 Like a little bile cabinet. 422 00:08:11,105 --> 00:08:13,896 That's why people 423 00:08:11,105 --> 00:08:13,896 want us around. 424 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,396 Uh, Caleb. 425 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:18,730 Hey, Mitchell. 426 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:18,730 Hey. 427 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:20,438 Thanks for coming 428 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:20,438 on such short notice. 429 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:22,563 You can set your table up, 430 00:08:20,438 --> 00:08:22,563 uh, down in the TV area. 431 00:08:22,563 --> 00:08:23,646 Sounds good. 432 00:08:22,563 --> 00:08:23,646 You got it. 433 00:08:23,646 --> 00:08:25,813 What's going on? 434 00:08:25,813 --> 00:08:27,730 Uh, would you stop 435 00:08:25,813 --> 00:08:27,730 being so suspicious? 436 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:30,563 You said you neck hurt from 437 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:30,563 posing for our photograph... 438 00:08:30,563 --> 00:08:33,313 Hmm. 439 00:08:30,563 --> 00:08:33,313 so I invited Caleb over 440 00:08:30,563 --> 00:08:33,313 to ply his trade. 441 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,730 I do not think 442 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,730 he's here to ply. 443 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,480 I think he's here 444 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,480 so you can pry. 445 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,146 Dad's gonna be fine. 446 00:08:38,146 --> 00:08:39,730 Since we're on the subject, 447 00:08:38,146 --> 00:08:39,730 at my funeral, 448 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,563 make sure the pallbearers 449 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,563 say things like, 450 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,105 "Wow, 451 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:43,105 she's so light," 452 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,271 and things like, 453 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,271 "Is she even in here?" 454 00:08:45,271 --> 00:08:47,688 I don't want to be buried. 455 00:08:45,271 --> 00:08:47,688 I'm donating my body to science. 456 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:50,105 Haven't you already? 457 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:50,105 I'm putting kettle bells 458 00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:50,105 in your coffin. 459 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:52,105 And make sure my cadaver 460 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:52,105 goes to an Ivy League. 461 00:08:52,105 --> 00:08:54,271 I don't want some hungover 462 00:08:52,105 --> 00:08:54,271 freshman from Swarthmore 463 00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:55,688 getting his hands 464 00:08:54,271 --> 00:08:55,688 all over me. 465 00:08:55,688 --> 00:08:57,063 Mm. 466 00:08:55,688 --> 00:08:57,063 It's not so bad. 467 00:08:57,063 --> 00:08:58,313 I'm never gonna die. 468 00:08:58,313 --> 00:09:00,563 Science is gonna find 469 00:08:58,313 --> 00:09:00,563 a cure for everything. 470 00:09:00,563 --> 00:09:01,980 Grandpa told me that. 471 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,521 Quick, kids, hey, listen, 472 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:04,521 Surgery Bear is not upstairs. 473 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:05,521 Any ideas? 474 00:09:05,521 --> 00:09:06,688 Oh, right, 475 00:09:05,521 --> 00:09:06,688 Dad gave it to Joe 476 00:09:06,688 --> 00:09:08,021 when he got his tonsils 477 00:09:06,688 --> 00:09:08,021 taken out. 478 00:09:08,021 --> 00:09:09,230 You could've told me that 479 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:10,521 before I looked through 480 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:10,521 Luke's drawers. 481 00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:13,063 Which drawer? 482 00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:13,063 We'll get into that later. 483 00:09:15,271 --> 00:09:17,438 Come on! 484 00:09:17,438 --> 00:09:19,063 Damn it. 485 00:09:20,146 --> 00:09:22,105 Hey, honey, 486 00:09:20,146 --> 00:09:22,105 did you find Surgery Bear? 487 00:09:22,105 --> 00:09:23,938 Uh... 488 00:09:22,105 --> 00:09:23,938 yeah, sure did. 489 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:27,813 He's ... He's right here 490 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:27,813 with his beautiful blue eyes. 491 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:29,063 I always 492 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:29,063 considered them hazel, 493 00:09:29,063 --> 00:09:30,855 but who could tell 494 00:09:29,063 --> 00:09:30,855 underneath those sunglasses? 495 00:09:30,855 --> 00:09:33,230 Sunglasses. Right. 496 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:34,605 Um... 497 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:37,521 why don't you tell me 498 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:37,521 what your favorite thing is 499 00:09:37,521 --> 00:09:38,771 about Surgery Bear? 500 00:09:38,771 --> 00:09:42,105 Well, as you know, 501 00:09:38,771 --> 00:09:42,105 he's the polar... 502 00:09:43,646 --> 00:09:44,813 opposite of me. 503 00:09:44,813 --> 00:09:46,063 I mean, 504 00:09:44,813 --> 00:09:46,063 I hate surfing. 505 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:49,105 But it makes sense 506 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:49,105 that a fireman would love it. 507 00:09:49,105 --> 00:09:51,813 Yes, of course. 508 00:09:51,813 --> 00:09:54,188 In my mind, he's a volunteer 509 00:09:51,813 --> 00:09:54,188 fireman during the summer 510 00:09:54,188 --> 00:09:55,813 because professors 511 00:09:54,188 --> 00:09:55,813 have those off. 512 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:58,438 Professors have ... 513 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:58,438 Yes. 514 00:09:58,438 --> 00:09:59,730 Oh, gotta run, 515 00:09:58,438 --> 00:09:59,730 honey. 516 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,146 Elsie's here to give me 517 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,146 another shot for the pain. 518 00:10:01,146 --> 00:10:02,230 Don't be stingy, 519 00:10:01,146 --> 00:10:02,230 Elsie. 520 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:05,438 Last time, 521 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:05,438 it took forever to fee... 522 00:10:07,688 --> 00:10:10,521 Oh, thank God 523 00:10:07,688 --> 00:10:10,521 you're here. 524 00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:11,896 Which one of these 525 00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:11,896 is Surgery Bear? 526 00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:13,021 Neither one. 527 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,021 I gave him to Manny 528 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,021 when he went to college. 529 00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,063 Ugh! 530 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:25,396 Was that Claire? 531 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:27,813 I don't know, but we've 532 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:27,813 given out too many keys. 533 00:10:27,813 --> 00:10:29,730 Look out below! 534 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,021 What are you doing there? 535 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,021 You're gonna kill yourself! 536 00:10:32,021 --> 00:10:33,146 No, I won't. 537 00:10:33,146 --> 00:10:35,271 Dad said 538 00:10:33,146 --> 00:10:35,271 I'm gonna live forever. 539 00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:36,396 Come down here. 540 00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:38,063 Is that what you told him? 541 00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:38,063 Are you crazy? 542 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:40,063 I didn't want to steal 543 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:40,063 the kid's innocence. 544 00:10:40,063 --> 00:10:42,396 Joe, I know what 545 00:10:40,063 --> 00:10:42,396 your father said, 546 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:43,646 but forget it. 547 00:10:43,646 --> 00:10:45,563 You can die from that. 548 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:46,646 Really? 549 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,021 Yes. 550 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,021 People die all the time. 551 00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:50,188 That's why 552 00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:50,188 you have to be careful. 553 00:10:50,188 --> 00:10:51,605 Everyone dies. 554 00:10:51,605 --> 00:10:52,980 You can choke 555 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:56,271 or something very heavy 556 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:56,271 can fall on top of your head. 557 00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:59,063 One time, I heard there was 558 00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:59,063 a little kid that exploded. 559 00:10:59,063 --> 00:11:02,896 The nuns said that it was 560 00:10:59,063 --> 00:11:02,896 because of unclean thoughts. 561 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,480 Do you get all this? 562 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,605 Yes, Mommy. 563 00:11:06,605 --> 00:11:08,605 Those are your friends. 564 00:11:06,605 --> 00:11:08,605 Go welcome them. 565 00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:10,230 Hi, Joe. 566 00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:10,230 I brought cupcakes. 567 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,938 What's the point? 568 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,396 You okay with 569 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,396 the pressure? 570 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,396 If you looked 571 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,396 under this table, 572 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:17,438 you'll see I'm drooling 573 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:17,438 like a trumpeter. 574 00:11:17,438 --> 00:11:19,063 Hey, 575 00:11:17,438 --> 00:11:19,063 sorry to interrupt. 576 00:11:19,063 --> 00:11:21,063 Made some hot tea 577 00:11:19,063 --> 00:11:21,063 and some homemade cookies. 578 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:23,438 I'm suddenly feeling 579 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:23,438 some tension in your 580 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:23,438 shoulder here, Mitchell. 581 00:11:23,438 --> 00:11:25,521 Do you cook, like I do, 582 00:11:23,438 --> 00:11:25,521 Caleb, or...? 583 00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:27,480 Oh, no. 584 00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:27,480 Not as much as I used to. 585 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,021 Oh, yeah, well, 586 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,021 nothin' says lovin' 587 00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,646 like a 588 00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,646 home-cooked meal. 589 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:32,688 I know. 590 00:11:32,688 --> 00:11:35,313 I had my own restaurant 591 00:11:32,688 --> 00:11:35,313 for 15 years. 592 00:11:35,313 --> 00:11:37,563 Oh, but it failed 593 00:11:35,313 --> 00:11:37,563 and you lost everything? 594 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,271 No, 595 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,271 I had to walk away. 596 00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:41,188 It's such 597 00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:41,188 a stressful life. 598 00:11:41,188 --> 00:11:43,813 But I do miss 599 00:11:41,188 --> 00:11:43,813 having someone to cook for. 600 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,813 Cam, maybe you want 601 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:45,813 to get into these topics 602 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,438 with Caleb 603 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,438 during your massage? 604 00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:49,896 Oh, yeah, okay. 605 00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:49,896 I'll leave you guys. 606 00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:52,938 And the knots 607 00:11:49,896 --> 00:11:52,938 are melting away. 608 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:55,313 You know, 609 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:55,313 I'm a drummer. 610 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:55,313 Big one 611 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:55,313 coming back here now. 612 00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:56,980 Are you musical 613 00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:56,980 in any way, Caleb? 614 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,230 Yeah, I was actually 615 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:59,230 in a band once. 616 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:00,230 Oh. 617 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:02,063 But it failed 618 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:02,063 and you lost everything? 619 00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:04,563 Uh, no. We actually toured 620 00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:04,563 Europe for a couple years. 621 00:12:04,563 --> 00:12:06,521 Bought me a house 622 00:12:04,563 --> 00:12:06,521 and a cabin in Hawaii. 623 00:12:06,521 --> 00:12:07,521 When you say Hawaii, 624 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:08,896 you mean the big island 625 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:08,896 of Ha-va-ee? 626 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,021 I'm sorry, 627 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,021 Caleb. 628 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,021 I just remembered 629 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,021 I need to talk to Cameron 630 00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:13,730 about the recycling bin. 631 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:15,230 Would you excuse us? 632 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:16,813 Sure. 633 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:18,896 Thanks. 634 00:12:18,896 --> 00:12:20,146 You're acting crazy. 635 00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:21,480 Okay, 636 00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:21,480 you know what? 637 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,980 I have some health issues 638 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,980 on my mind, Mitchell, 639 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,938 and I was simply 640 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,938 evaluating the man 641 00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:28,813 who might become 642 00:12:25,938 --> 00:12:28,813 Lily's stepfather someday. 643 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:30,646 Cam, your ... 644 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:30,646 your health is fine. 645 00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,521 You don't know that. Phil 646 00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,521 probably thought the same thing 647 00:12:32,521 --> 00:12:33,605 when he woke up 648 00:12:32,521 --> 00:12:33,605 this morning. 649 00:12:33,605 --> 00:12:34,605 Okay. 650 00:12:33,605 --> 00:12:34,605 Things lurk. 651 00:12:34,605 --> 00:12:35,896 Okay, 652 00:12:34,605 --> 00:12:35,896 so that's what this is? 653 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:37,730 You ... Seeing Phil 654 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:37,730 flipped you out, 655 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,480 but nothing 656 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,480 is lurking. 657 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,980 Okay. 658 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,980 Maybe I'm being crazy. 659 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:44,730 How about 660 00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:44,730 if I send him home... 661 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:47,938 and finish 662 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:47,938 this little massage myself? 663 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:50,605 Hey! Uh, everything okay 664 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:50,605 with the recycling bins? 665 00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,188 What? 666 00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,188 Oh. Oh. The excuse. 667 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,396 Y-Y-Yes, and listen, 668 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,396 about earlier, um, 669 00:12:54,396 --> 00:12:57,480 Mitchell has a little crush 670 00:12:54,396 --> 00:12:57,480 on you and I was being weird, 671 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,980 but we're all good now, 672 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,980 so... 673 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,480 No, it's actually 674 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:01,480 really nice to hear. 675 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,896 I just got dumped... 676 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,896 Aww. 677 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,521 so I'll take 678 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,521 any validation I can get. 679 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:08,063 Did he say what exactly 680 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:08,063 about me he liked? 681 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:09,730 I think 682 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:09,730 how not needy you are. 683 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:12,396 Anyway, we've put you 684 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:12,396 through enough, you should go. 685 00:13:12,396 --> 00:13:13,646 I'll finish the massage. 686 00:13:13,646 --> 00:13:15,813 Oh, absolutely not. 687 00:13:13,646 --> 00:13:15,813 Please, you've already paid. 688 00:13:15,813 --> 00:13:17,896 Besides, when I leave, 689 00:13:15,813 --> 00:13:17,896 I'm just gonna be alone 690 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,146 in that apartment 691 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:20,146 with the parrot that we adopted. 692 00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:22,480 Where's Silvio? Where's Silvio? 693 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,230 I don't know. He left! 694 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,688 Hey, I-I just 695 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,688 had an impulse. 696 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,396 Let's skip 697 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,396 the massage. 698 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,688 I'll grab some wine and you can 699 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,688 meet me in the bedroom. 700 00:13:37,688 --> 00:13:39,646 Go on. 701 00:13:37,688 --> 00:13:39,646 Get in there. 702 00:13:46,813 --> 00:13:47,813 Go away! 703 00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,230 You don't even 704 00:13:47,813 --> 00:13:49,230 know who it is. 705 00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,771 It's Claire. 706 00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,771 I need Surgery Bear. 707 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:53,188 Not a good time, 708 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:53,188 Claire. 709 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:53,188 Oh, gotta have it, 710 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:53,188 buddy. 711 00:13:53,188 --> 00:13:54,396 You know 712 00:13:53,188 --> 00:13:54,396 how in college, 713 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:56,063 everybody goes through 714 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:56,063 a rebellious phase ... 715 00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:58,230 You know how one time Alex 716 00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:58,230 locked herself in the bathroom 717 00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,438 and I kicked 718 00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,438 the door down? 719 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:03,938 That's what all the fuss 720 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:03,938 is about? An earring? 721 00:14:03,938 --> 00:14:05,563 Ugh. 722 00:14:03,938 --> 00:14:05,563 Where's the bear? 723 00:14:05,563 --> 00:14:07,605 Closet. 724 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,021 I started 725 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,021 with an earring. 726 00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:10,230 No one even noticed. 727 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,938 So, you might need 728 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:11,938 to up your game, pal. 729 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,480 Try wearing a snake 730 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,480 around your neck 731 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,730 and then act annoyed when people 732 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,730 want to talk about it. 733 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,938 Drawers? 734 00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,271 I went 735 00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,271 a different way. 736 00:14:19,271 --> 00:14:20,355 Uh-huh. 737 00:14:20,355 --> 00:14:22,438 Oh! Okay. 738 00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:24,313 Wow. 739 00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:26,813 Well, first of all, 740 00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:26,813 welcome. 741 00:14:26,813 --> 00:14:28,938 We do 742 00:14:26,813 --> 00:14:28,938 have more fun. 743 00:14:28,938 --> 00:14:30,813 I'm guessing 744 00:14:28,938 --> 00:14:30,813 you like it, 745 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:32,980 but you're worried 746 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:32,980 what other people will think? 747 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,480 A passerby likened me 748 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,480 to a tennis ball. 749 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,730 And you can't... 750 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,188 hide in here 751 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,188 until it grows out. 752 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:40,188 I ran the numbers. 753 00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:41,646 Even with 754 00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:41,646 inside-out wearings, 755 00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:43,146 I'd be out of underwear 756 00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:43,146 in three weeks. 757 00:14:43,146 --> 00:14:45,021 Yeah. 758 00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:49,188 Um, let me tell you about 759 00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:49,188 the happiest guy I know. 760 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,021 He stretched a tightrope 761 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,021 across his front yard. 762 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,146 Didn't worry 763 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,146 about the neighbors. 764 00:14:54,146 --> 00:14:56,563 He pogo-sticked 765 00:14:54,146 --> 00:14:56,563 to work, and... 766 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:01,063 The point is, he doesn't care 767 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:01,063 what anybody thinks, 768 00:15:01,063 --> 00:15:02,230 and if he did, 769 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:05,480 he wouldn't have had 770 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:05,480 half the fun he's had. 771 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,396 Let me 772 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,396 ask you again. 773 00:15:07,396 --> 00:15:09,730 How do you feel 774 00:15:07,396 --> 00:15:09,730 about the hair? 775 00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:10,980 Kinda like it. 776 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:12,396 Yeah. 777 00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:14,105 How do you feel about the fact 778 00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:14,105 that Jay's gonna hate it? 779 00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:16,230 I love that. 780 00:15:18,938 --> 00:15:20,146 Thanks, Claire. 781 00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:21,896 Yeah, I'm gonna hold on 782 00:15:20,146 --> 00:15:21,896 just a little longer. 783 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:24,896 I need it today. 784 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:24,896 Okay. 785 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,771 Oh. Cabinet. 786 00:15:28,313 --> 00:15:30,980 Come on. 787 00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:36,063 I hate to interrupt, 788 00:15:36,063 --> 00:15:38,230 but if you just scream 789 00:15:36,063 --> 00:15:38,230 you'll call her back, 790 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,771 you might want to see 791 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,771 how Joe's party's going. 792 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:45,980 Apparently, 793 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:45,980 Joe shared the uplifting news 794 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,855 that his friends could die 795 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,855 at any minute. 796 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,146 Hey, so, 797 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,146 I love what I do, 798 00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:56,563 but I feed off the energy 799 00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:56,563 of my audience. 800 00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:57,980 And if I'm not 801 00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:57,980 getting a lot back, 802 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,313 it's harder for me to forget 803 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,313 I'm a 45-year-old 804 00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,313 classically trained actor 805 00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,313 in a body sock 806 00:16:02,313 --> 00:16:04,730 and a cape that doubles 807 00:16:02,313 --> 00:16:04,730 as a curtain in my van. 808 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,563 So, 809 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,563 I'm gonna go. 810 00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:08,480 Jackson, 811 00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:08,480 Mama's here! 812 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,063 You told them 813 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,063 they were all going to die? 814 00:16:11,063 --> 00:16:13,480 No, only Joe, 815 00:16:11,063 --> 00:16:13,480 but in a very nice way. 816 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,646 Really? Because it looks like 817 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,646 the "before" picture 818 00:16:15,646 --> 00:16:17,230 in an ad 819 00:16:15,646 --> 00:16:17,230 for chewable Prozac. 820 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,396 Take us, too! 821 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,105 Joe, 822 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,105 come here. 823 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,355 We need to talk again 824 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,355 about the thing. 825 00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:26,146 I think I'm just gonna 826 00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:26,146 go to bed. 827 00:16:26,146 --> 00:16:27,146 Hold on. 828 00:16:27,146 --> 00:16:29,230 It's true 829 00:16:27,146 --> 00:16:29,230 we all die sometime. 830 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,896 But someone like you, 831 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,896 so young, 832 00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,938 is gonna live a long, 833 00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,938 long, long time. 834 00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:34,188 Yeah, 835 00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:34,188 and the thing is, 836 00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:36,521 knowing we're gonna die some day 837 00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:36,521 can be a good thing. 838 00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,730 Because it reminds us 839 00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,730 to appreciate 840 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,563 every minute 841 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,563 that we're around. 842 00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:43,646 It's hitting you hard, 843 00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:43,646 isn't it? 844 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:46,230 It feels like I'm never 845 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:46,230 going to laugh again. 846 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:47,521 But that's natural. 847 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,271 This is a pretty adult thing 848 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,271 you're dealing with here. 849 00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:52,230 In fact, 850 00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:52,230 I'd be worried about you 851 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,896 if you weren't 852 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,896 walking underneath a cloud 853 00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:55,396 for a few days. 854 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:56,813 And eventually ... 855 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,105 Hey. 856 00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,771 You, me, bedroom. 857 00:17:05,771 --> 00:17:08,688 I got the Syrah and I want 858 00:17:05,771 --> 00:17:08,688 to do something Syr-wrong. 859 00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,146 But what about 860 00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,146 your massage? 861 00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:11,480 I said 862 00:17:10,146 --> 00:17:11,480 I didn't want it. 863 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,230 Come on. 864 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,480 Mitchell, I am so happy 865 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,480 we're doing this. 866 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,646 We haven't done 867 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,646 anything spontaneous in forever. 868 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,605 I hope you like 869 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,605 what I picked out for us. 870 00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:22,688 It is a little fruitier 871 00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:22,688 than we're used to. 872 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:25,105 Ugh, 873 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:25,105 what a day, huh? 874 00:17:25,105 --> 00:17:27,313 Togas 875 00:17:25,105 --> 00:17:27,313 and health scares... 876 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,813 Mitchell, 877 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,813 I love you, 878 00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:31,188 and I don't want Caleb 879 00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:31,188 to get between us. 880 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,480 Oh, so, where do you 881 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,480 want me, then? 882 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,646 Wha...? Oh, my God. 883 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,646 W-What are you doing here? 884 00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:36,188 Me? I ... Cameron said 885 00:17:34,646 --> 00:17:36,188 that you liked me, 886 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,813 and then you said 887 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,813 meet you in the bedroom. 888 00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,105 You told Caleb 889 00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,105 that I liked him? 890 00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:40,646 You told him 891 00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:40,646 to meet you in the bedroom? 892 00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:42,063 I thought 893 00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:42,063 I was talking to you. 894 00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:44,105 Guys, it sounds like all three 895 00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:44,105 of us could really use this. 896 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,438 Take it easy, 897 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,438 Caleb. 898 00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:47,938 You'll have Mitchell to yourself 899 00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:47,938 soon enough. 900 00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,396 Cam, 901 00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,396 you're not dying! 902 00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:51,188 We don't know 903 00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:51,188 that I'm not! 904 00:17:51,188 --> 00:17:53,396 I-I had a cousin 905 00:17:51,188 --> 00:17:53,396 that died at my age 906 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:54,896 from a 907 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:54,896 genetic condition, 908 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:57,063 and it runs 909 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:57,063 on my mom's side of the family. 910 00:17:57,063 --> 00:17:59,396 And if you have those two genes, 911 00:17:57,063 --> 00:17:59,396 you're at risk. 912 00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:01,855 That's why I've been acting 913 00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:01,855 crazy all day. 914 00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:03,313 Well, then, 915 00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:03,313 take a test 916 00:18:03,313 --> 00:18:06,146 to make sure you don't have 917 00:18:03,313 --> 00:18:06,146 that pair of mom genes. 918 00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:07,896 Mitchell, 919 00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:07,896 I did take the test. 920 00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,230 I took it 921 00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,230 a week ago, 922 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,480 and I've been too scared 923 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,480 to look at the results. 924 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,730 Oh, honey, 925 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,730 I'm ... I'm so sorry 926 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,105 you've been going through 927 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,105 this by yourself. 928 00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:17,646 Hey ... Hey, let's look at 929 00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:17,646 the results together, okay? 930 00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:19,396 Really? 931 00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:19,396 Yeah. 932 00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:22,813 Okay, 933 00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:22,813 here goes. 934 00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:23,896 Oh, thank God. 935 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:24,896 You're okay? 936 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,313 No, 937 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,313 my Etsy order shipped. 938 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,105 But, okay, here's the ... 939 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,105 here it is. 940 00:18:28,105 --> 00:18:29,188 You look. 941 00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:30,521 I cannot look at it. 942 00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:30,521 Okay, okay, okay. 943 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:31,730 It's ... 944 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:31,730 It's negative. 945 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:32,730 What? 946 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:32,730 You're fine. Look. 947 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:33,896 Is it? 948 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:33,896 Yeah. 949 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,105 Oh, my God! 950 00:18:33,896 --> 00:18:36,105 I can't believe it! 951 00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:38,188 Oh, now, that is 952 00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:38,188 something to celebrate. 953 00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:39,271 Yeah. 954 00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:39,271 I love you. 955 00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:40,438 I love you. 956 00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:42,646 All right, guys, 957 00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:42,646 I'm not ... I'm not dense here. 958 00:18:42,646 --> 00:18:44,938 I-I know this is 959 00:18:42,646 --> 00:18:44,938 my cue to leave. 960 00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:48,938 But what 961 00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:48,938 you guys have is... 962 00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:50,688 it's very special. 963 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,855 You should cherish that. 964 00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,021 Caleb ... 965 00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:55,438 I am so back in. 966 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,730 I was gonna say, 967 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,980 if you want to take the cookies 968 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,980 when you leave... 969 00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,646 No offense, 970 00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:00,646 but what do you see in him? 971 00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:06,938 Oh, no. 972 00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:06,938 I'm in heaven. 973 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,688 No. No, you're not. 974 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,688 Not yet. You made it. 975 00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:12,521 And just so you know, 976 00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:12,521 Surgery Bear was here 977 00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:14,438 and scrubbed in 978 00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:14,438 for the whole procedure. 979 00:19:14,438 --> 00:19:15,730 That's pretty dangerous. 980 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,146 He's a women's studies 981 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,146 professor. 982 00:19:18,146 --> 00:19:21,105 Besides, the only thing I really 983 00:19:18,146 --> 00:19:21,105 needed was my neck pillow. 984 00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:22,480 What? 985 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,063 I knew if you didn't have 986 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,063 something to keep you busy, 987 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,563 you'd worry all day. 988 00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:26,771 Aww, honey. 989 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:29,063 You really do 990 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:29,063 know me. 991 00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:32,063 I'm glad you 992 00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:32,063 woke up when you did. 993 00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:35,355 You almost slept through 994 00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:35,355 the second Saturday in January. 995 00:19:35,355 --> 00:19:37,438 Why would you 996 00:19:35,355 --> 00:19:37,438 put it like that? 997 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,896 Hear ye, 998 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,896 hear ye! 999 00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:43,563 I hereby declare the opening of 1000 00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:43,563 the first annual Dunphy Games ... 1001 00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:44,896 hospital edition. 1002 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,813 Tests of strength... 1003 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:48,855 chance... 1004 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,688 Ohh! 1005 00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,313 and cunning. 1006 00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,313 Yes! 1007 00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:56,355 Ahh! 1008 00:19:57,938 --> 00:19:59,730 Oh-ho! 1009 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:03,813 With the winner receiving 1010 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:03,813 the coveted Dunphy chalice. 1011 00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:05,730 To our champion, 1012 00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:05,730 Mitchell! 1013 00:20:07,313 --> 00:20:08,563 Yes! 1014 00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:10,313 Extinguish the torch. 1015 00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:13,438 And that concludes 1016 00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:13,438 the first Dunphy Games. 1017 00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:15,813 Uh, 1018 00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:15,813 Wi-Wi-Winter Dunphy Games. 1019 00:20:15,813 --> 00:20:18,855 We'll see you all again 1020 00:20:15,813 --> 00:20:18,855 July 9 for the Summer ... 1021 00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:19,855 Take the win, 1022 00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:19,855 Phil. 1023 00:20:19,855 --> 00:20:21,105 Okay. 1024 00:20:19,855 --> 00:20:21,105 Okay. 1025 00:20:19,855 --> 00:20:21,105 All right. 1026 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,313 So we discovered 1027 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,313 our dad made 1028 00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:26,605 a series of videos 1029 00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:26,605 through the years. 1030 00:20:26,605 --> 00:20:27,646 Every time 1031 00:20:26,605 --> 00:20:27,646 he was in danger, 1032 00:20:27,646 --> 00:20:28,813 he made a goodbye video 1033 00:20:27,646 --> 00:20:28,813 for us. 1034 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,021 And it turns out 1035 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,021 he's had the same haircut 1036 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,105 for a really long time. 1037 00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:35,063 Hey, kids, 1038 00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:35,063 um, I've been trapped 1039 00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:36,521 in this porta-potty 1040 00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:36,521 for some time now, 1041 00:20:36,521 --> 00:20:37,813 and as you can see by the ... 1042 00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:39,396 the curling edges 1043 00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:39,396 of my mustache, 1044 00:20:39,396 --> 00:20:41,480 the, uh, 1045 00:20:39,396 --> 00:20:41,480 the chemical fumes are strong. 1046 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,896 I didn't plan 1047 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,896 to be on an airplane for Y2K, 1048 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,688 but here I am. 1049 00:20:45,688 --> 00:20:49,688 A quick, loving goodbye as I am 1050 00:20:45,688 --> 00:20:49,688 surrounded by a swarm of bears. 1051 00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:51,896 If anything happens to me 1052 00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:51,896 today, I have faith knowing 1053 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,730 that the three of you 1054 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,730 will always have each other. 1055 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,563 My fingers are numb, 1056 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,563 to the point at which 1057 00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:58,563 it's hard to even keep a grip 1058 00:20:55,563 --> 00:20:58,563 on the phone. 1059 00:20:58,563 --> 00:21:00,271 No! 1060 00:21:01,355 --> 00:21:02,855 Oh, no! It's happening! 1061 00:21:01,355 --> 00:21:02,855 It's hap... 1062 00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:05,563 Oh, they're ... they're just 1063 00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:05,563 starting the movie. 1064 00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:07,480 Oh. 1065 00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:07,480 It's ... It's "A Bug's Life." 1066 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,730 They're goofy. 1067 00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:11,021 But it's sweet that he wanted 1068 00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:11,021 his last words on Earth 1069 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,646 be something 1070 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,646 for his family. 1071 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,855 Yeah. 1072 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,396 Also, we've reached a point 1073 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,396 in world history 1074 00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:17,938 where it's become much too easy 1075 00:21:15,396 --> 00:21:17,938 to film yourself. 1076 00:21:17,938 --> 00:21:19,605 Totally. 1077 00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:21,646 Wait, what?