1 00:00:01,511 --> 00:00:04,011 Good morning, 2 00:00:01,511 --> 00:00:04,011 gentlemen. 3 00:00:01,511 --> 00:00:04,011 Hi. 4 00:00:04,095 --> 00:00:05,053 Max, how'd you sleep? 5 00:00:05,136 --> 00:00:07,511 Oh, I love 6 00:00:05,136 --> 00:00:07,511 crashing here! 7 00:00:07,595 --> 00:00:08,886 This is just like 8 00:00:07,595 --> 00:00:08,886 college ... 9 00:00:08,970 --> 00:00:11,970 staying up too late, 10 00:00:08,970 --> 00:00:11,970 passing out on the couch, 11 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,095 mean Asian chick 12 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,095 down the hall. 13 00:00:14,178 --> 00:00:15,303 Yeah. 14 00:00:14,178 --> 00:00:15,303 Where is Lily? 15 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:17,261 I don't know. 16 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:17,261 S-School, maybe? 17 00:00:17,345 --> 00:00:18,220 I'm right here. 18 00:00:18,303 --> 00:00:19,845 Oh. 19 00:00:18,303 --> 00:00:19,845 Oh. 20 00:00:19,928 --> 00:00:22,386 We met Max in Amsterdam 21 00:00:19,928 --> 00:00:22,386 on what we thought 22 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:25,386 was a tour 23 00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:25,386 of pottery cafes, so... 24 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:26,636 I don't remember 25 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:26,636 much about it, 26 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,803 but I do remember 27 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,803 thinking 28 00:00:27,886 --> 00:00:29,928 he was the funniest person 29 00:00:27,886 --> 00:00:29,928 I've ever met. 30 00:00:30,011 --> 00:00:32,053 And we told him 31 00:00:30,011 --> 00:00:32,053 if he ever came into town, 32 00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:33,303 that he had to 33 00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:33,303 stay with us. 34 00:00:33,386 --> 00:00:35,428 And I-I-I'm so glad 35 00:00:33,386 --> 00:00:35,428 he said yes 36 00:00:35,511 --> 00:00:37,386 because I remember 37 00:00:35,511 --> 00:00:37,386 being really, uh, paranoid 38 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,220 that he 39 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,220 didn't like me. 40 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:41,636 You two, 41 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:41,636 get out of here. 42 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,178 I'm gonna whip us up 43 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,178 some breakfast. 44 00:00:43,261 --> 00:00:44,678 Oh! 45 00:00:44,761 --> 00:00:45,803 Oof. 46 00:00:45,886 --> 00:00:48,720 Whoo! My head feels like 47 00:00:45,886 --> 00:00:48,720 the Hindenburg. 48 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:51,220 Oh, come on! 49 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:54,053 I feel like 50 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:54,053 he was funnier in Europe. 51 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:54,053 Yeah. 52 00:00:55,595 --> 00:00:56,928 Mitchell! Look! 53 00:00:57,011 --> 00:00:58,720 Our crazy-expensive 54 00:00:57,011 --> 00:00:58,720 bottle of wine? 55 00:00:58,803 --> 00:01:01,220 I ... uh, we were 56 00:00:58,803 --> 00:01:01,220 saving this for the 57 00:00:58,803 --> 00:01:01,220 perfect occasion. 58 00:01:01,303 --> 00:01:04,970 Okay, well, he must've 59 00:01:01,303 --> 00:01:04,970 drank it after we went 60 00:01:01,303 --> 00:01:04,970 to bed. Who does that? 61 00:01:05,053 --> 00:01:08,428 Just drinks somebody's 62 00:01:05,053 --> 00:01:08,428 most expensive bottle 63 00:01:05,053 --> 00:01:08,428 of wine without asking? 64 00:01:08,511 --> 00:01:10,803 Okay, 65 00:01:08,511 --> 00:01:10,803 it's a hate crime. 66 00:01:08,511 --> 00:01:10,803 How is it 67 00:01:08,511 --> 00:01:10,803 a hate crime? 68 00:01:10,886 --> 00:01:12,053 Because I hate him. 69 00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:14,428 I ca... I can't 70 00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:14,428 believe it's almost gone. 71 00:01:14,511 --> 00:01:16,636 Look, you know, I've 72 00:01:14,511 --> 00:01:16,636 only ever considered 73 00:01:14,511 --> 00:01:16,636 opening that twice ... 74 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,845 once early 75 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,845 on election night 76 00:01:17,928 --> 00:01:19,803 and then when we thought 77 00:01:17,928 --> 00:01:19,803 "La La Land" won Best Picture. 78 00:01:19,886 --> 00:01:21,178 I know. 79 00:01:19,886 --> 00:01:21,178 It's been a rough year. 80 00:01:21,261 --> 00:01:22,303 Breakfast! 81 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,511 Okay. 82 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,178 No, no. 83 00:01:26,261 --> 00:01:27,303 Is that our caviar? 84 00:01:27,386 --> 00:01:28,720 Yeah! 85 00:01:27,386 --> 00:01:28,720 Lucky I found it. 86 00:01:28,803 --> 00:01:30,428 It was hiding 87 00:01:28,803 --> 00:01:30,428 in the back of the fridge. 88 00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:32,011 For a special occasion. 89 00:01:32,095 --> 00:01:33,720 Something wrong? 90 00:01:32,095 --> 00:01:33,720 Yeah... yeah. 91 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,178 Uh, first you open up 92 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,178 our $400 bottle of wine. 93 00:01:36,261 --> 00:01:38,595 Now it's 94 00:01:36,261 --> 00:01:38,595 our $200 tin of caviar. 95 00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:40,470 We were saving those. 96 00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:40,470 For what? 97 00:01:40,553 --> 00:01:41,803 A celebration, 98 00:01:40,553 --> 00:01:41,803 like ... 99 00:01:41,886 --> 00:01:43,303 What about when 100 00:01:41,886 --> 00:01:43,303 "Moonlight" won the Oscar? 101 00:01:43,386 --> 00:01:45,345 Okay, it was a big moment 102 00:01:43,386 --> 00:01:45,345 for the community, yes ... 103 00:01:45,428 --> 00:01:48,345 Okay, you know what? Look. 104 00:01:45,428 --> 00:01:48,345 I'm gonna go, okay? 105 00:01:48,428 --> 00:01:51,678 But, guys, 106 00:01:48,428 --> 00:01:51,678 don't defer enjoyment, 107 00:01:51,761 --> 00:01:53,845 'cause you never know when 108 00:01:51,761 --> 00:01:53,845 you're gonna bite it. 109 00:01:53,928 --> 00:01:57,511 I say, make every 110 00:01:53,928 --> 00:01:57,511 night special. 111 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:59,761 Okay, well, that's a ... 112 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:59,761 that's a fun philosophy, 113 00:01:59,845 --> 00:02:01,095 but not everyone 114 00:01:59,845 --> 00:02:01,095 can follow that, okay? 115 00:02:01,178 --> 00:02:02,886 'Cause ... 'Cause we have 116 00:02:01,178 --> 00:02:02,886 responsibilities. 117 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,303 We have ... 118 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,303 We have budgets. 119 00:02:04,386 --> 00:02:06,095 We have a daughter, 120 00:02:04,386 --> 00:02:06,095 you know. 121 00:02:06,178 --> 00:02:07,220 Where is our daughter? 122 00:02:07,303 --> 00:02:09,511 I don't know. 123 00:02:07,303 --> 00:02:09,511 Backyard, maybe? 124 00:02:07,303 --> 00:02:09,511 Maybe. 125 00:02:21,803 --> 00:02:23,011 Earl Chambers, 126 00:02:23,095 --> 00:02:26,011 my former business 127 00:02:23,095 --> 00:02:26,011 partner-turned dumb-ass nemesis, 128 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:27,970 bought the old 129 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:27,970 horizontal wardrobe. 130 00:02:28,053 --> 00:02:30,678 For you closet non-pros, 131 00:02:28,053 --> 00:02:30,678 that means he died. 132 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:34,761 Then last week, I received 133 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:34,761 this urn and this note. 134 00:02:34,845 --> 00:02:37,136 "You know what to do 135 00:02:34,845 --> 00:02:37,136 with my ashes. 136 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:39,095 Follow the path." 137 00:02:39,178 --> 00:02:41,220 What the hell does that mean? 138 00:02:41,303 --> 00:02:44,053 You think you can drive me nuts, 139 00:02:41,303 --> 00:02:44,053 but you can't. 140 00:02:44,136 --> 00:02:46,470 He can't actually hear you 141 00:02:44,136 --> 00:02:46,470 unless you open the lid. 142 00:02:46,553 --> 00:02:47,470 I still 143 00:02:46,553 --> 00:02:47,470 can't figure out 144 00:02:47,553 --> 00:02:48,678 the meaning of 145 00:02:47,553 --> 00:02:48,678 "Follow the path!" 146 00:02:48,761 --> 00:02:50,011 I'm gonna need you 147 00:02:48,761 --> 00:02:50,011 to call Shirl 148 00:02:50,095 --> 00:02:52,053 and find out why her father's 149 00:02:50,095 --> 00:02:52,053 been torturing me. 150 00:02:52,136 --> 00:02:53,886 You call her! 151 00:02:52,136 --> 00:02:53,886 That's not an option. 152 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:56,261 She's a greasy slimebucket, 153 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:56,261 just like her father, 154 00:02:56,345 --> 00:02:57,845 and for some reason, 155 00:02:56,345 --> 00:02:57,845 she doesn't like me. 156 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,678 Hmm... I'll see 157 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,678 what I can do. 158 00:03:07,678 --> 00:03:09,220 Oh... 159 00:03:09,303 --> 00:03:11,053 Hey, Manny! 160 00:03:09,303 --> 00:03:11,053 What's up? 161 00:03:11,136 --> 00:03:12,720 I'm not here! 162 00:03:11,136 --> 00:03:12,720 Everything's fine! 163 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:14,928 Super-dupes. 164 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:14,928 Okay, I'll ... 165 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:14,928 I'll talk. 166 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:18,011 Luke and I went to 167 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:18,011 a sketchy neighborhood 168 00:03:15,011 --> 00:03:18,011 for tacos last night, 169 00:03:18,095 --> 00:03:20,220 and he disappeared, 170 00:03:18,095 --> 00:03:20,220 and I haven't seen him since. 171 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:21,928 What? Where did you 172 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:21,928 see him last? 173 00:03:22,011 --> 00:03:23,178 He went off 174 00:03:22,011 --> 00:03:23,178 with this girl. 175 00:03:23,261 --> 00:03:24,261 With a girl? 176 00:03:23,261 --> 00:03:24,261 Yeah. 177 00:03:24,345 --> 00:03:26,261 Manny. 178 00:03:26,345 --> 00:03:28,511 Let me tell you a little 179 00:03:26,345 --> 00:03:28,511 something about Dunphy men. 180 00:03:28,595 --> 00:03:30,303 When we come into contact 181 00:03:28,595 --> 00:03:30,303 with a lady, 182 00:03:30,386 --> 00:03:32,095 we leave her with 183 00:03:30,386 --> 00:03:32,095 a burning sensation. 184 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:33,428 Let me try that again. 185 00:03:33,511 --> 00:03:36,428 Um... when a Dunphy man 186 00:03:33,511 --> 00:03:36,428 sees a sexy skirt, 187 00:03:36,511 --> 00:03:37,886 he's just gotta 188 00:03:36,511 --> 00:03:37,886 get in it. 189 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,011 No! 190 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,011 I get the point. 191 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:40,720 Look, I'm just glad 192 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:40,720 you came to me... 193 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,220 I didn't. 194 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,220 You caught me here. 195 00:03:42,303 --> 00:03:44,595 'cause I don't want Claire 196 00:03:42,303 --> 00:03:44,595 freaking out about this. 197 00:03:44,678 --> 00:03:47,095 Luke's phone is going 198 00:03:44,678 --> 00:03:47,095 straight to voicemail. 199 00:03:47,845 --> 00:03:49,886 Someone's got a sock 200 00:03:47,845 --> 00:03:49,886 on the digital doorknob. 201 00:03:50,011 --> 00:03:52,428 I really think you should be 202 00:03:50,011 --> 00:03:52,428 a little worried about this. 203 00:03:52,511 --> 00:03:53,636 Worried? 204 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:54,761 Let me tell you something 205 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:54,761 about Dunphy men. 206 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,470 Phil, this was 207 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,470 a pretty rough neighborhood. 208 00:03:57,553 --> 00:03:58,345 Tell you what, 209 00:03:58,428 --> 00:03:59,636 if it makes you 210 00:03:58,428 --> 00:03:59,636 feel better, 211 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,303 we'll go down there 212 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,303 and look around for him. 213 00:04:01,386 --> 00:04:03,970 We're gonna need backup ... 214 00:04:01,386 --> 00:04:03,970 serious backup. 215 00:04:05,803 --> 00:04:07,011 Okay, be cool. 216 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:08,720 I used to live 217 00:04:07,095 --> 00:04:08,720 in this neighborhood. 218 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:11,720 If you act tough, 219 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:11,720 nobody will mess with you. 220 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,095 Hey! 221 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:16,511 Would you like to try 222 00:04:16,595 --> 00:04:18,678 a cruelty-free 223 00:04:16,595 --> 00:04:18,678 alkaline-water snow cone? 224 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:20,220 What? 225 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:20,220 Free sample. 226 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,928 You can get a larger one 227 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,928 down at our stand. 228 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,345 We also refurbish tubas. 229 00:04:23,428 --> 00:04:24,511 No, thank you. 230 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:26,428 What happened to 231 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:26,428 my neighborhood? 232 00:04:26,511 --> 00:04:28,345 Have the best day. 233 00:04:29,095 --> 00:04:32,136 White people with beards ... 234 00:04:29,095 --> 00:04:32,136 they ruined everything. 235 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:34,678 Why would you even 236 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:34,678 say that this place 237 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:34,678 was dangerous? 238 00:04:34,761 --> 00:04:38,011 It was a lot scarier at dark. 239 00:04:34,761 --> 00:04:38,011 There was jazz. 240 00:04:39,803 --> 00:04:41,636 Luke's still not 241 00:04:39,803 --> 00:04:41,636 answering. 242 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,720 We're gonna find him, 243 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,720 Phil. 244 00:04:42,803 --> 00:04:44,553 Oh, I-I'm not worried. 245 00:04:42,803 --> 00:04:44,553 I've been there. 246 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:46,845 Meet a girl, you lose track 247 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:46,845 of place and time, 248 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:48,511 not just 'cause your 249 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:48,511 compass watch is missing, 250 00:04:48,595 --> 00:04:50,595 and suddenly her cousin Rodney 251 00:04:48,595 --> 00:04:50,595 has the exact same watch 252 00:04:50,678 --> 00:04:52,011 but swears 253 00:04:50,678 --> 00:04:52,011 it was always his. 254 00:04:52,095 --> 00:04:53,803 Oh, look! 255 00:04:52,095 --> 00:04:53,803 Mario's Bodyshop. 256 00:04:53,886 --> 00:04:56,553 At least one thing 257 00:04:53,886 --> 00:04:56,553 is still the same. 258 00:04:56,636 --> 00:04:58,345 There's nothing that happens 259 00:04:56,636 --> 00:04:58,345 in this street 260 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:00,136 that Mario 261 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:00,136 doesn't know about. 262 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,428 Let's go over there. 263 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,720 So, red lights are flashing. 264 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,720 Alarms are blaring. 265 00:05:05,803 --> 00:05:09,178 We're about 10 seconds 266 00:05:05,803 --> 00:05:09,178 from a meltdown so hot 267 00:05:09,261 --> 00:05:12,428 it's gonna turn Belgium 268 00:05:09,261 --> 00:05:12,428 into a pool of hot chocolate. 269 00:05:12,511 --> 00:05:13,970 And I suddenly realize, 270 00:05:14,053 --> 00:05:16,761 they haven't properly accounted 271 00:05:14,053 --> 00:05:16,761 for the relativistic distort... 272 00:05:16,845 --> 00:05:18,178 Hey, what's this 273 00:05:16,845 --> 00:05:18,178 building's number? 274 00:05:18,261 --> 00:05:19,720 I'm trying to Postmates 275 00:05:18,261 --> 00:05:19,720 a smoothie. 276 00:05:18,261 --> 00:05:19,720 Shh! 277 00:05:19,803 --> 00:05:21,720 I quickly do 278 00:05:19,803 --> 00:05:21,720 a few multi-dimensional 279 00:05:21,803 --> 00:05:23,470 tensor calculations 280 00:05:21,803 --> 00:05:23,470 in my head, 281 00:05:23,553 --> 00:05:25,928 I push this crying guard 282 00:05:23,553 --> 00:05:25,928 to one side 283 00:05:26,011 --> 00:05:28,011 and adjust the synchrotron. 284 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,428 I look up 285 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,428 at the countdown clock. 286 00:05:30,511 --> 00:05:32,261 5... 4... 287 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:39,178 You, with the phone! 288 00:05:39,261 --> 00:05:41,053 What's your name? 289 00:05:39,261 --> 00:05:41,053 Alex Dunphy. 290 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:43,636 Ms. Dunphy, is my story 291 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:43,636 of saving the world 292 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:47,845 whilst accidently creating 293 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:47,845 three new elements boring you? 294 00:05:47,928 --> 00:05:49,011 Uh, no. 295 00:05:47,928 --> 00:05:49,011 No, no, no, no, no. 296 00:05:49,095 --> 00:05:50,220 I'm so sorry, 297 00:05:49,095 --> 00:05:50,220 Professor. 298 00:05:50,303 --> 00:05:52,178 Nothing you could say 299 00:05:50,303 --> 00:05:52,178 would ever bore me. 300 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:53,345 I revere you. 301 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:55,053 I actually went as you 302 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:55,053 last year for Halloween. 303 00:05:55,136 --> 00:05:57,928 Okay, it's my phone. 304 00:05:55,136 --> 00:05:57,928 Don't blame my sister. 305 00:05:58,011 --> 00:06:00,761 Hey, Chelsea. 306 00:05:58,011 --> 00:06:00,761 Gonna have to 307 00:05:58,011 --> 00:06:00,761 call you back. 308 00:06:00,845 --> 00:06:03,636 Shut up! Shut up! 309 00:06:00,845 --> 00:06:03,636 Shut up! 310 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,303 Excuse me, 311 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,303 Chelsea's friend. 312 00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:07,345 Y-You don't look like 313 00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:07,345 one of my students. 314 00:06:07,428 --> 00:06:09,386 Oh, thank you! 315 00:06:07,428 --> 00:06:09,386 That is so sweet. 316 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,511 No. 317 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,511 Why are you here? 318 00:06:11,595 --> 00:06:13,261 Oh, I have a really big 319 00:06:11,595 --> 00:06:13,261 job interview today, 320 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:14,886 and I need someone 321 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:14,886 to look over what 322 00:06:13,345 --> 00:06:14,886 I wrote for my ... 323 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:17,928 Yeah, we're going. 324 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:17,928 I'm taking her out. 325 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:17,928 I am so sorry. 326 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,595 What? He asked. 327 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,595 You're being rude. 328 00:06:21,303 --> 00:06:22,136 Ohh! 329 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:24,095 Ooh. 330 00:06:24,178 --> 00:06:26,428 Very revealing. 331 00:06:24,178 --> 00:06:26,428 Get out. 332 00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:29,553 Claire, I'm so glad 333 00:06:28,261 --> 00:06:29,553 you called. 334 00:06:29,636 --> 00:06:31,428 How come we've never 335 00:06:29,636 --> 00:06:31,428 done this before? 336 00:06:31,511 --> 00:06:32,511 Because we were born 337 00:06:31,511 --> 00:06:32,511 into a feud. 338 00:06:32,595 --> 00:06:34,886 Hatfields and McCoys, 339 00:06:32,595 --> 00:06:34,886 the Sharks and Jets, 340 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:37,970 the ... the closet lunatic 341 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:37,970 and the closet idiot. 342 00:06:38,053 --> 00:06:41,136 By the way, I'm really sorry 343 00:06:38,053 --> 00:06:41,136 about your dad. 344 00:06:38,053 --> 00:06:41,136 Thanks. 345 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,261 Do you have any idea 346 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,261 why he had his ashes 347 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:44,261 sent to my dad? 348 00:06:44,345 --> 00:06:47,136 Probably to 349 00:06:44,345 --> 00:06:47,136 drive him bonkers. 350 00:06:44,345 --> 00:06:47,136 Well, it's working. 351 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,553 That would've 352 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,553 made him happy. 353 00:06:48,636 --> 00:06:51,720 Let's make a pact ... 354 00:06:48,636 --> 00:06:51,720 to never be like them. 355 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:52,970 I am in. 356 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:52,970 Mm-hmm. 357 00:06:53,053 --> 00:06:55,178 We are two women in 358 00:06:53,053 --> 00:06:55,178 a male-dominated industry. 359 00:06:55,261 --> 00:06:56,595 We should 360 00:06:55,261 --> 00:06:56,595 help each other. 361 00:06:56,678 --> 00:06:58,553 Actually, do you have 362 00:06:56,678 --> 00:06:58,553 any sources 363 00:06:58,636 --> 00:07:00,386 for antique 364 00:06:58,636 --> 00:07:00,386 pineapple knobs? 365 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:01,678 We're doing this 366 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:01,678 whole colonial line ... 367 00:07:01,761 --> 00:07:03,220 Ooh, I bet you 368 00:07:01,761 --> 00:07:03,220 Lazlo would know. 369 00:07:03,303 --> 00:07:04,345 He's our lead designer. 370 00:07:04,428 --> 00:07:06,845 Everybody knows who Lazlo is. 371 00:07:04,428 --> 00:07:06,845 He's a legend. 372 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,886 Yeah, and my only employee 373 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,886 worth a damn. 374 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,886 Mmm. 375 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,261 Robot workers. 376 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:11,261 Now, that's the future. 377 00:07:11,345 --> 00:07:12,928 Right! 378 00:07:11,345 --> 00:07:12,928 They work 24/7, 379 00:07:13,011 --> 00:07:14,803 and you don't have to 380 00:07:13,011 --> 00:07:14,803 buy them a birthday cake. 381 00:07:14,886 --> 00:07:16,095 Yeah, and as they 382 00:07:14,886 --> 00:07:16,095 become more human, 383 00:07:16,178 --> 00:07:18,136 you can be like, "Hey, you, 384 00:07:16,178 --> 00:07:18,136 come into my office", 385 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:21,636 and then you just 386 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:21,636 go to town on them. 387 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:21,636 Yeah. 388 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,303 What the hell? 389 00:07:25,386 --> 00:07:27,178 What happened 390 00:07:25,386 --> 00:07:27,178 to the bodyshop? 391 00:07:27,261 --> 00:07:28,595 Oh, we just 392 00:07:27,261 --> 00:07:28,595 kept the sign. 393 00:07:28,678 --> 00:07:30,678 Oh, uh, so ... so 394 00:07:28,678 --> 00:07:30,678 no M-Mario? 395 00:07:30,761 --> 00:07:33,011 Mnh-mnh. 396 00:07:30,761 --> 00:07:33,011 We're an artist collective. 397 00:07:33,095 --> 00:07:34,303 Jillian works in yarn, 398 00:07:34,386 --> 00:07:38,136 Mumford sculpts with Lego, 399 00:07:34,386 --> 00:07:38,136 Duncan is a painter. 400 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,553 May I write you a poem? 401 00:07:39,636 --> 00:07:40,511 Are you kidding me? 402 00:07:40,595 --> 00:07:41,720 I told you 403 00:07:40,595 --> 00:07:41,720 it was a career. 404 00:07:41,803 --> 00:07:45,636 Um, any chance that 405 00:07:41,803 --> 00:07:45,636 you have, uh, seen my son? 406 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,845 No, I'm sorry. 407 00:07:46,928 --> 00:07:48,553 Oh, okay. He ... He was 408 00:07:46,928 --> 00:07:48,553 around here last night. 409 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,470 He apparently went 410 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,470 off with a girl from 411 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,470 this neighborhood. 412 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,345 We just haven't been able 413 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,345 to reach him since. 414 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,303 Do you know 415 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,303 the girl's name? 416 00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:55,178 No. 417 00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:55,178 Uh, something Latin-y. 418 00:07:55,261 --> 00:07:58,761 What happened to you? 419 00:07:55,261 --> 00:07:58,761 You used to be Latin-y. 420 00:07:58,845 --> 00:07:59,720 Can you describe her? 421 00:07:59,803 --> 00:08:01,636 Brown hair, 422 00:07:59,803 --> 00:08:01,636 high cheekbones ... 423 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,303 What is he gonna do, 424 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,303 build her out of Legos? 425 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:08,886 Huh, that is 426 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:08,886 surprisingly effective. 427 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:11,886 Wait a minute. 428 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:11,886 I know that girl. 429 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:14,053 I think she works 430 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:14,053 at a cupcake shop. 431 00:08:14,136 --> 00:08:15,303 Great. 432 00:08:14,136 --> 00:08:15,303 Where is it? 433 00:08:15,386 --> 00:08:17,303 Well, I'm not sure which one 434 00:08:15,386 --> 00:08:17,303 because we have four. 435 00:08:17,386 --> 00:08:19,345 There's Cupcakes! with 436 00:08:17,386 --> 00:08:19,345 an exclamation point, 437 00:08:19,428 --> 00:08:21,220 there's vegan cupcakes 438 00:08:19,428 --> 00:08:21,220 at Cupfakes, 439 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:23,303 there's Pupcakes, 440 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:23,303 which sells cupcakes for dogs, 441 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,261 and then there's 442 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,261 Rick's VCR Repair. 443 00:08:25,345 --> 00:08:27,178 Oh, they make 444 00:08:25,345 --> 00:08:27,178 the best cupcakes. 445 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,678 Stupid Max, forcing us 446 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,678 to eat our caviar 447 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:31,803 on a regular 448 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:31,803 Friday morning. 449 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,345 I can't even enjoy 450 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,345 the symphony of flavors, 451 00:08:33,428 --> 00:08:35,470 or the ... or the way 452 00:08:33,428 --> 00:08:35,470 that it melts in my mouth. 453 00:08:35,553 --> 00:08:37,345 Why don't you just wash it down 454 00:08:35,553 --> 00:08:37,345 with whatever wine's left? 455 00:08:37,428 --> 00:08:38,345 Yeah, why don't I. 456 00:08:38,428 --> 00:08:39,886 Cheers. 457 00:08:38,428 --> 00:08:39,886 Cheers. 458 00:08:41,428 --> 00:08:43,136 Mmm, and, of course, 459 00:08:41,428 --> 00:08:43,136 you know what? 460 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,720 It pairs perfectly. 461 00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:47,970 I-I cannot believe 462 00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:47,970 I'm having one of the 463 00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:47,970 best meals of my life 464 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:49,553 and we're not 465 00:08:48,053 --> 00:08:49,553 even celebrating anything. 466 00:08:49,636 --> 00:08:50,470 Yeah, thanks, Max! 467 00:08:50,553 --> 00:08:52,595 Thank you, Max. 468 00:08:50,553 --> 00:08:52,595 Thank you, Max. 469 00:08:53,678 --> 00:08:55,345 Mmm... 470 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:58,678 Cam, is it ... is it ... 471 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:58,678 is it possible 472 00:08:58,761 --> 00:09:00,470 that we're actually 473 00:08:58,761 --> 00:09:00,470 enjoying ourselves 474 00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:01,928 and ... and that 475 00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:01,928 Max was right? 476 00:09:02,011 --> 00:09:03,678 Maybe we do 477 00:09:02,011 --> 00:09:03,678 defer enjoyment. 478 00:09:03,761 --> 00:09:05,428 All those unspent 479 00:09:03,761 --> 00:09:05,428 frequent flyer miles, 480 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,261 the boots that 481 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,261 I have waited so long to wear 482 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:08,636 that they're 483 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:08,636 no longer in style, 484 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,220 the ... the ... 485 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,220 the surfboards 486 00:09:10,303 --> 00:09:14,095 that we've never used 487 00:09:10,303 --> 00:09:14,095 because it just "had to 488 00:09:10,303 --> 00:09:14,095 be the perfect beach day". 489 00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:16,720 What are you doing? 490 00:09:16,803 --> 00:09:18,386 Mitchell... 491 00:09:16,803 --> 00:09:18,386 I'm lighting it. 492 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,803 No! 493 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,803 I'm lighting it! 494 00:09:19,886 --> 00:09:21,720 No, that is our 495 00:09:19,886 --> 00:09:21,720 monogrammed wedding candle, 496 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:23,261 and we're 497 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:23,261 supposed to save it. 498 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,345 For what, Cam? 499 00:09:24,428 --> 00:09:26,678 I don't know! 500 00:09:24,428 --> 00:09:26,678 You don't know. 501 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:27,803 I don't. 502 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:27,803 You don't know. 503 00:09:27,886 --> 00:09:30,720 Ohh... look at it. 504 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:33,678 Smells like eternal love. 505 00:09:33,761 --> 00:09:36,720 Aww... oh. 506 00:09:33,761 --> 00:09:36,720 O-kay. 507 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:39,136 Why are you 508 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:39,136 always in my office? 509 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,220 I do my best work 510 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,220 in here. 511 00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:43,386 I've been trying 512 00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:43,386 to get into his head. 513 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,178 I even brought 514 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,178 his favorite lunch ... 515 00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:46,678 shrimp cocktail 516 00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:46,678 and bourbon. 517 00:09:46,761 --> 00:09:48,970 Or that's just 518 00:09:46,761 --> 00:09:48,970 what you have for 519 00:09:46,761 --> 00:09:48,970 lunch every day. 520 00:09:49,053 --> 00:09:50,761 That's another thing 521 00:09:49,053 --> 00:09:50,761 Earl stole from me! 522 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:54,178 What did you find out? 523 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:54,178 First of all, Shirl 524 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:54,178 doesn't know anything 525 00:09:50,845 --> 00:09:54,178 about the ashes. 526 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,928 And second, we're not 527 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,928 gonna be a part of your 528 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,928 little feud anymore. 529 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:59,261 We're gonna be friends. 530 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:59,261 She's playing you! 531 00:09:59,345 --> 00:10:00,803 No... 532 00:09:59,345 --> 00:10:00,803 Let me 533 00:09:59,345 --> 00:10:00,803 ask you a question. 534 00:10:00,886 --> 00:10:04,428 Did you tell her we're 535 00:10:00,886 --> 00:10:04,428 bidding on Belmont Gardens? 536 00:10:00,886 --> 00:10:04,428 No. Why? 537 00:10:04,511 --> 00:10:06,678 Because 15 minutes ago, 538 00:10:04,511 --> 00:10:06,678 I got a phone call 539 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:08,303 saying, 540 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:08,303 just out of the blue, 541 00:10:08,386 --> 00:10:11,928 Closets Closets Closets Closets 542 00:10:08,386 --> 00:10:11,928 is bidding against us. 543 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,845 Did she see 544 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,845 your proposal? 545 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,303 Yes, Dad! 546 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,303 I'm quite sure 547 00:10:15,386 --> 00:10:17,553 she rifled through my bag 548 00:10:15,386 --> 00:10:17,553 when I was in the bathroom. 549 00:10:17,636 --> 00:10:19,011 You went to the bathroom? 550 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:21,220 Why don't you just give 551 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:21,220 her the company? 552 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:21,220 Oh, God. 553 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:24,678 Bingo! Ketchup! 554 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:24,678 What does that prove? 555 00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:27,845 Did she have 556 00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:27,845 ketchup for lunch? 557 00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:27,845 She had... 558 00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:27,845 French fries. 559 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,303 There's your smoking gun. 560 00:10:29,386 --> 00:10:32,636 Margaret? I'm gonna need 561 00:10:29,386 --> 00:10:32,636 fries and ketchup to 562 00:10:29,386 --> 00:10:32,636 get in Shirl's head. 563 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,053 No! No, Shirl 564 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,053 wouldn't have done this. 565 00:10:34,136 --> 00:10:35,220 Um, bad news. 566 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,303 Uh, we finally tracked down 567 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,303 those pineapple knobs, 568 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,636 but they were all 569 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,636 just bought up by Closets... 570 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,636 No. 571 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,636 Closets... 572 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,553 No, Margaret! 573 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:43,220 Closets Closets. 574 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,345 Shirl screwed me. 575 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,636 You know what 576 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,636 you have to do? 577 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,136 You've got to 578 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,136 hit her where it hurts. 579 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,095 What does she 580 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,095 value most? 581 00:10:51,178 --> 00:10:52,636 Lazlo. 582 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,720 I don't think 583 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,720 you understand 584 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,886 how humiliating 585 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,886 that was for me. 586 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:58,345 There are parts of me 587 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:58,345 that will never uncringe. 588 00:10:58,428 --> 00:10:59,595 Oh, my God! 589 00:10:59,678 --> 00:11:01,970 So I interrupted 590 00:10:59,678 --> 00:11:01,970 some boring story. 591 00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:03,095 Dr. Arvin Fennerman 592 00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:05,261 is a two-time 593 00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:05,261 Vanderkoff Grant winner ... 594 00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:07,220 one for philosophy 595 00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:07,220 and one for geometry. 596 00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:09,345 You can't put him 597 00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:09,345 into a box because ... 598 00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:09,345 Could you please 599 00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:09,345 just read my sample? 600 00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:11,220 This job 601 00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:11,220 is important to me. 602 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,095 This is my one shot 603 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,095 at a real career. 604 00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:15,178 Fine, I'll read it. 605 00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:15,178 And "real career"? 606 00:11:15,261 --> 00:11:17,053 I've seen 607 00:11:15,261 --> 00:11:17,053 this NERP business. 608 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,011 Nicole Rosemary Page 609 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,011 seems bonkers. 610 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,720 Didn't she get in trouble 611 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,720 for cannibalism? 612 00:11:20,803 --> 00:11:23,470 No. Turns out there 613 00:11:20,803 --> 00:11:23,470 are no laws against 614 00:11:23,553 --> 00:11:25,386 eating your 615 00:11:23,553 --> 00:11:25,386 own appendix, 616 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,095 and it does help 617 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:27,095 with fine lines. 618 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:28,678 But she's 619 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:28,678 a success story. 620 00:11:28,761 --> 00:11:30,386 Child star, 621 00:11:28,761 --> 00:11:30,386 Bond girl, 622 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:33,220 indie darling before 623 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:33,220 she lost all her money 624 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:33,220 to a Fonzie scheme. 625 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,761 Don't you mean 626 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,761 Ponzi scheme? 627 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,761 Sadly, no. 628 00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:38,345 So, out of desperation, 629 00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:38,345 she invented NERP: 630 00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:40,678 and next thing you know ... 631 00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:40,678 boom! Empire. 632 00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:42,553 I just want to be 633 00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:42,553 a part of something great. 634 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:43,845 Well, 635 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:43,845 if I'm being honest, 636 00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:45,261 your writing sample's 637 00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:45,261 actually pretty good. 638 00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:46,595 Really? Thank you. 639 00:11:46,678 --> 00:11:47,970 Oh, my God. 640 00:11:46,678 --> 00:11:47,970 It's Dr. Fennerman. 641 00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:50,886 Don't think, don't breathe, 642 00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:50,886 keep your head down. 643 00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:50,886 O-kay. 644 00:11:54,053 --> 00:11:55,886 Hello. 645 00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,178 Sorry! 646 00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,178 Hello, Doctor. 647 00:11:57,261 --> 00:11:58,720 Would you like 648 00:11:57,261 --> 00:11:58,720 down sit? 649 00:11:58,803 --> 00:11:59,678 What? 650 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,136 Kind, that's very 651 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:03,136 you of, Alex. 652 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:06,470 Um... tell me again, 653 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:06,470 why were you in my class? 654 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,720 I have 655 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,720 a very big interview 656 00:12:07,803 --> 00:12:08,886 with Nicole Rosemary Page, 657 00:12:07,803 --> 00:12:08,886 and she was just ... 658 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,720 Ugh! You know she's 659 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,720 a snake-oil salesman, right? 660 00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:12,970 Yes, I know. 661 00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:14,470 People complain about 662 00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:14,470 the diarrhea all the time, 663 00:12:14,553 --> 00:12:15,470 but that is 664 00:12:14,553 --> 00:12:15,470 the point. 665 00:12:15,553 --> 00:12:17,303 Her science 666 00:12:15,553 --> 00:12:17,303 is utter nonsense. 667 00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,761 I mean, space stickers 668 00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,761 that give you energy 669 00:12:19,845 --> 00:12:21,636 and crystals 670 00:12:19,845 --> 00:12:21,636 that absorb Wi-Fi 671 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,636 and, seriously, 672 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,636 $1,200 socks? 673 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,303 Those sheep 674 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,303 eat nothing but sushi. 675 00:12:25,386 --> 00:12:28,511 Are we done here? 676 00:12:25,386 --> 00:12:28,511 Surprisingly, not. 677 00:12:28,595 --> 00:12:30,845 This might sound 678 00:12:28,595 --> 00:12:30,845 crazy, but... 679 00:12:30,928 --> 00:12:32,428 I'm going to marry you. 680 00:12:32,511 --> 00:12:35,386 What? 681 00:12:32,511 --> 00:12:35,386 I'm sorry, first time 682 00:12:32,511 --> 00:12:35,386 talking to a real girl? 683 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,761 No, l-l-listen. 684 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,761 I-I-I don't get it. 685 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:39,845 Uh, frankly, 686 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:39,845 it boggles the mind, 687 00:12:39,928 --> 00:12:41,178 but I've been running 688 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,678 dozens of probability scenarios 689 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,678 in my head since we met, 690 00:12:44,761 --> 00:12:47,345 and ... and they all end 691 00:12:44,761 --> 00:12:47,345 with us... 692 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:49,095 together. 693 00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:51,011 I have heard some lame 694 00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:51,011 pickup lines in my day, but ... 695 00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:52,178 Oh, I have 696 00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:52,178 plenty of those. 697 00:12:52,261 --> 00:12:54,053 Um, are you 698 00:12:52,261 --> 00:12:54,053 a neuro-electrical current? 699 00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:56,470 Because you've been running 700 00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:56,470 through my mind all day. 701 00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:57,845 But th-th-that's not 702 00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:57,845 what this is. 703 00:12:57,928 --> 00:13:00,053 This is going to happen, 704 00:12:57,928 --> 00:13:00,053 Haley Dunphy. 705 00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:02,511 Ew, how do you know 706 00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:02,511 my name? 707 00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:02,511 I know everything. 708 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,595 Also, your pass has 709 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:04,595 your name written on it. 710 00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:05,970 I think I'm gonna 711 00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:05,970 pass out. 712 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,220 Right, I've just air-dropped 713 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,220 my contact info to your phone. 714 00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:11,845 Um, you just tap 715 00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:11,845 to accept it. 716 00:13:11,928 --> 00:13:14,553 Uh, yeah, 717 00:13:11,928 --> 00:13:14,553 not gonna... tap that. 718 00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:15,720 I think you will. 719 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:18,303 Haley, there are forces 720 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:18,303 in the universe 721 00:13:18,386 --> 00:13:19,886 that we don't 722 00:13:18,386 --> 00:13:19,886 understand... 723 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:24,095 measurable forces that... 724 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:24,095 can't be explained 725 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,053 but cannot be denied... 726 00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:29,595 and that's ... that's 727 00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:29,595 what this is. 728 00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:33,761 I don't get it, but... 729 00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:33,761 I know that it's real. 730 00:13:35,178 --> 00:13:37,303 Wow! 731 00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:39,178 That was so dumb! 732 00:13:39,261 --> 00:13:40,220 What? 733 00:13:39,261 --> 00:13:40,220 No, it wasn't. 734 00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:41,386 You're ... You're dumb. 735 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,511 That's gonna stick. 736 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,511 I'm ... I'm in your head. 737 00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:44,636 Okay. 738 00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:44,636 You'll see. 739 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,886 Sure, buddy. 740 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,886 Now try and walk away cool. 741 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,345 Oh, I will. 742 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,345 Okay. 743 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:54,886 We were standing right here 744 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:54,886 making out. 745 00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,595 All of a sudden, he said, 746 00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,595 "I'll be right back", 747 00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:58,803 and that was the last 748 00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:58,803 I saw of him. 749 00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:01,303 You guys, my break is over, 750 00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:01,303 but I hope you find him. 751 00:14:01,386 --> 00:14:02,511 Thank you 752 00:14:01,386 --> 00:14:02,511 for your help, 753 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,595 and the cupcakes are delicious, 754 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,595 by the way. 755 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,886 Those are for dogs. 756 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,886 Oh, no. 757 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,470 Ay, Phil, 758 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,470 are you okay? 759 00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:09,761 Yeah, yeah. 760 00:14:09,845 --> 00:14:12,303 I'm sure there's a perfectly 761 00:14:09,845 --> 00:14:12,303 reasonable explanation 762 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:15,220 why Luke would abandon 763 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:15,220 a make-out sesh. 764 00:14:15,303 --> 00:14:16,261 No, there isn't. 765 00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:17,886 A Dunphy man 766 00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:17,886 would never do that. 767 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:21,136 We walk away from fights, 768 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:21,136 we walk away from spiders, 769 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:24,220 but never a super-cute girl 770 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:24,220 who smells like frosting! 771 00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:25,428 You have to 772 00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:25,428 stay positive. 773 00:14:25,511 --> 00:14:28,470 Nothing bad ever happens 774 00:14:25,511 --> 00:14:28,470 this close to a Pottery Barn. 775 00:14:28,553 --> 00:14:30,928 I've been putting on a 776 00:14:28,553 --> 00:14:30,928 brave face to squash the 777 00:14:28,553 --> 00:14:30,928 darkness inside of me, 778 00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:33,261 but what if the worst 779 00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:33,261 has happened? How will 780 00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:33,261 I tell Claire? I won't. 781 00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:35,136 I'll have to smother 782 00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:35,136 her with a pillow to 783 00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:35,136 spare her the pain, 784 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,470 but then Jay will have 785 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,470 lost a daughter. I'll 786 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,470 have to smother him, too. 787 00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:39,345 That's two pillows 788 00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:39,345 from the same set. 789 00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:39,345 It's a pattern. 790 00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:42,053 The police 791 00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:42,053 are after me! 792 00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:42,053 Get ahold 793 00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:42,053 of yourself! 794 00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:44,261 Ay! 795 00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:44,261 Ow! 796 00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:44,261 What the hell? 797 00:14:44,345 --> 00:14:46,428 It wasn't me. 798 00:14:44,345 --> 00:14:46,428 Look, I'm still cocked! 799 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,886 It was a shoe. 800 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,553 Wait, that's... 801 00:14:49,636 --> 00:14:51,220 that's Luke's. 802 00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:52,720 Hey! 803 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:55,428 Luke! You're okay! 804 00:14:55,511 --> 00:14:57,470 I got stuck 805 00:14:55,511 --> 00:14:57,470 on the roof. 806 00:14:57,553 --> 00:14:59,136 I'm so relieved! 807 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,470 I don't have to kill 808 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,470 your mother! 809 00:15:02,345 --> 00:15:04,178 Turns out, 810 00:15:02,345 --> 00:15:04,178 Luke had to go to the bathroom. 811 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:05,470 Someone told him 812 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:05,470 it was upstairs, 813 00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:07,095 so he walked all the way 814 00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:07,095 up to the roof 815 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:08,470 and locked himself out. 816 00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:10,428 His phone was dead, 817 00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:10,428 and he ... he lost his voice 818 00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:12,803 trying to scream over 819 00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:12,803 the street musicians. 820 00:15:12,886 --> 00:15:16,220 I was so relieved, 821 00:15:12,886 --> 00:15:16,220 I ran up there and 822 00:15:12,886 --> 00:15:16,220 gave him a big kiss. 823 00:15:16,303 --> 00:15:17,803 Gloria! 824 00:15:17,886 --> 00:15:20,095 Hi. We're stuck. 825 00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,261 Could you pop on up 826 00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,261 and open the door? 827 00:15:22,345 --> 00:15:24,511 Dunphy men. 828 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,178 Hello, Lazlo. 829 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:33,386 It's pronounced 830 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:33,386 "Lazlo". 831 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:33,386 That's what I said. 832 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,761 Thank you so much 833 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,761 for meeting with us. 834 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,428 Have you had a chance 835 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,428 to consider our offer 836 00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:37,595 to join 837 00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:37,595 Pritchett's Closets? 838 00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:40,678 I'm intrigued, 839 00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:40,678 but I have a list of demands. 840 00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:42,553 Ah, yes, 841 00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:42,553 of course. 842 00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,511 Let's see what we have, uh... 843 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,511 uh, "Two turquoise bowls 844 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,511 of white Chiclets, 845 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:49,095 an empty office 846 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:49,095 with a drain in the floor..." 847 00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:52,178 What's 848 00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:52,178 a "scream room"? 849 00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:52,178 I think that's 850 00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:52,178 self-explanatory. 851 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,553 Hmm. 852 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,553 Pritchett! 853 00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:54,678 Girl Earl! 854 00:15:54,761 --> 00:15:57,678 You're actually trying 855 00:15:54,761 --> 00:15:57,678 to poach Lazlo from me? 856 00:15:57,761 --> 00:15:59,511 I thought 857 00:15:57,761 --> 00:15:59,511 we were friends. 858 00:15:59,595 --> 00:16:02,095 We were, and then you bought 859 00:15:59,595 --> 00:16:02,095 all my pineapple knobs. 860 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,845 As a gift! 861 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,845 What? 862 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,595 I had them 863 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,595 sent to you. 864 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,595 You did? 865 00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:06,636 Don't listen to her. 866 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,553 This is all part 867 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,553 of some sick plan. 868 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:09,970 Stealing Claire's 869 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:09,970 proposals, 870 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,345 Earl's urn to get 871 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,345 in my head. 872 00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,511 But your little games 873 00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,511 are not gonna work. 874 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:15,845 Yeah. 875 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:15,845 Yeah, how do you explain 876 00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:19,136 the red ketchup stains 877 00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:19,136 on my proposal, French Fries? 878 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,303 I never use ketchup. 879 00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:23,261 I like my fries the way 880 00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:23,261 I like my Lazlo... 881 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:25,011 undressed. 882 00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:26,386 Twiddle-Dee. 883 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,636 You guys have a really 884 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,636 complicated relationship. 885 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,886 And what's that 886 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,886 red stain? 887 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,345 Shrimp cocktail sauce, 888 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,345 uh-oh. 889 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:37,386 Dad! 890 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,553 Shirl ... 891 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,553 Save it. 892 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:41,053 We could have been friends. 893 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:41,053 Well, forget it. 894 00:16:41,136 --> 00:16:42,886 Game on. 895 00:16:43,678 --> 00:16:44,886 Shirl... 896 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,261 What is she up to? 897 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:49,761 No, no. Your crazy 898 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:49,761 conspiracy theories 899 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:49,761 just cost me a friend. 900 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:50,845 I thought 901 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:50,845 I'd finally found 902 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,261 an ... an ally 903 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,261 in this industry, 904 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,011 somebody to... 905 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,011 to climb the hill with. 906 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,678 Up the hill! 907 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,678 Oh, my God! That's it! 908 00:16:57,761 --> 00:17:00,720 No, no, you do 909 00:16:57,761 --> 00:17:00,720 not get to have an 910 00:16:57,761 --> 00:17:00,720 epiphany right now! 911 00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:02,386 I am furious at you! 912 00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:05,386 The answer is... yes. 913 00:17:06,303 --> 00:17:08,095 People say that NERP 914 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:09,511 is nothing more 915 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:09,511 than a con job, 916 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,845 a cash-grab vanity project 917 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,845 from a kooky actress. 918 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:13,928 Ugh. 919 00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,595 Oh, I'm sorry. 920 00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,595 Was that a question? 921 00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:16,761 No. 922 00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:16,761 Oh, okay. 923 00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,136 But... 924 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,386 is it true? 925 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,720 They don't 926 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,720 tell me things. 927 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,720 Who's "they"? 928 00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:25,136 See, I don't see NERP 929 00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:25,136 as, like, a business. 930 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,095 It's more, like, 931 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,095 a kind of ... 932 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,095 Like a way of life! 933 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,095 Me too! 934 00:17:28,178 --> 00:17:31,303 Walt Disney once... 935 00:17:28,178 --> 00:17:31,303 envisioned... 936 00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:33,970 a magical world... 937 00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:33,970 Mm-hmm. 938 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,553 and people told him 939 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,553 he was mad. 940 00:17:35,636 --> 00:17:37,386 They called it 941 00:17:35,636 --> 00:17:37,386 "Walt's Folly." 942 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,886 But you know what 943 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,886 that place became? 944 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,886 Disneyland. 945 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:42,886 That was 946 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:42,886 not a question. 947 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:42,886 Oh, I ... I'm sorry. 948 00:17:46,011 --> 00:17:48,386 That place is Disneyland. 949 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:51,470 What? That's crazy. 950 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:51,470 Didn't see it coming. 951 00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:52,928 I want to turn NERP 952 00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:56,303 into the next 953 00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:56,303 Disney-Facebook-Tesla-Botox. 954 00:17:56,386 --> 00:18:00,470 It's a world changer. 955 00:17:56,386 --> 00:18:00,470 It's a road map to the future. 956 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,303 That was a question! 957 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,303 Oh... uh... uh... 958 00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:06,553 Alright, listen. 959 00:18:06,636 --> 00:18:10,303 I really liked 960 00:18:06,636 --> 00:18:10,303 your writing sample, it's true. 961 00:18:10,386 --> 00:18:12,386 But... 962 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,261 we have 963 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,261 a lot of candidates 964 00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:16,678 with more experience 965 00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:16,678 and famous-er parents, 966 00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,178 so... 967 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:20,511 fly away, 968 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:20,511 little birdie. 969 00:18:21,845 --> 00:18:24,595 Flap. Flap, flap. 970 00:18:26,386 --> 00:18:27,970 Okay, thank you. 971 00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,011 Nicole? 972 00:18:32,095 --> 00:18:34,761 You and me ... 973 00:18:32,095 --> 00:18:34,761 This is gonna happen. 974 00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:36,511 Excuse me? 975 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:39,011 There are forces 976 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:39,011 in the universe that 977 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:39,011 we don't understand. 978 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:41,511 They can't be explained, 979 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:41,511 but they cannot be denied, 980 00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:43,095 and that 981 00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:43,095 is what this is. 982 00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:47,053 I don't ... I don't get it, 983 00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:47,053 but I know that it's real. 984 00:18:47,136 --> 00:18:48,178 Oh, my God! 985 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,595 That is just what I said 986 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,595 to all of those haters 987 00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:53,053 who told me that 988 00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:53,053 my crystal energy stickers 989 00:18:53,136 --> 00:18:54,845 did not improve 990 00:18:53,136 --> 00:18:54,845 your colon health. 991 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:55,928 Uh! 992 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:55,928 Crazy. 993 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,303 They do if you, 994 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,303 you know... 995 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,636 Yeah. 996 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,178 So, um, does that 997 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,178 mean that I will see 998 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,178 you Monday morning? 999 00:19:01,261 --> 00:19:02,345 Let's make it Tuesday 1000 00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:04,720 'cause I like to spend 1001 00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:04,720 Mondays in a flotation tank. 1002 00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:09,970 As young men, we'd hike this 1003 00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:09,970 path up to an old oak tree, 1004 00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:13,345 where we'd brainstorm how 1005 00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:13,345 to conquer the closet universe. 1006 00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:16,178 We foolishly thought that 1007 00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:16,178 we knew everything back then. 1008 00:19:16,261 --> 00:19:20,095 But hopefully, I've learned 1009 00:19:16,261 --> 00:19:20,095 a few things through the years. 1010 00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:26,553 Like, live today 1011 00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:26,553 as if there's no tomorrow, 1012 00:19:26,636 --> 00:19:30,386 that it's not too late 1013 00:19:26,636 --> 00:19:30,386 to right past wrongs, 1014 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,678 and when things are 1015 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,678 looking down, look up... 1016 00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:37,720 or take chances you never 1017 00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:37,720 imagined you would. 1018 00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:49,136 "You stupid softy, 1019 00:19:44,428 --> 00:19:49,136 I knew you'd do it. 1020 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,928 Did you try 1021 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,928 to do something special? 1022 00:19:52,011 --> 00:19:53,636 Was it at sunset? 1023 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,095 It was at sunset, wasn't it? 1024 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,136 Sucker. I win. 1025 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,011 See you in hell." 1026 00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:06,470 I look forward to that. 1027 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,011 Whoo! 1028 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,011 Whoo! 1029 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,553 Whoo! 1030 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,553 Ohh, 1031 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,553 this is amazing! 1032 00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:26,720 I know! We should have 1033 00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:26,720 done this years ago. 1034 00:20:26,803 --> 00:20:28,386 Whoa. I'm a little cold. 1035 00:20:26,803 --> 00:20:28,386 Are you a little cold? 1036 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,386 Yeah, the parts of 1037 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,386 me that I can still 1038 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,386 feel sure are. 1039 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,386 Yeah. 1040 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:33,095 Oh, look at those suckers 1041 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:33,095 on their way home from work. 1042 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:33,095 Where? 1043 00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:34,886 Enjoy the rat race! 1044 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,553 Don't forget 1045 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,553 to pay your taxes! 1046 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,553 Yeah. 1047 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,761 Hey, did you see the story 1048 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,761 about that, um, dinosaur fish? 1049 00:20:40,845 --> 00:20:43,761 It said it had the 1050 00:20:40,845 --> 00:20:43,761 head of ... a head of 1051 00:20:40,845 --> 00:20:43,761 a snake or something. 1052 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,553 Yeah, 16 rows of teeth, 1053 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:45,553 uh-huh. 1054 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,511 Hey, do you think 1055 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,511 that we look like 1056 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:49,511 seals from underneath? 1057 00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:51,303 Mitchell, w-what 1058 00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:51,303 are we doing? 1059 00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:52,428 Wh... We... 1060 00:20:52,511 --> 00:20:54,595 We're living our lives, 1061 00:20:52,511 --> 00:20:54,595 is what we're doing. 1062 00:20:54,678 --> 00:20:56,595 Yeah, but, uh, 1063 00:20:54,678 --> 00:20:56,595 I'm just asking, 1064 00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:59,261 but was imagining it 1065 00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:59,261 more fun? 1066 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,761 Well, it was warmer. 1067 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:02,845 You know, I like 1068 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:02,845 looking forward to things. 1069 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,595 Carly Simon's big hit 1070 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,595 was "Anticipation", 1071 00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:07,678 not "Remember That 1072 00:21:05,678 --> 00:21:07,678 Cool Thing We Did". 1073 00:21:07,761 --> 00:21:09,928 Hey, I have an idea. 1074 00:21:07,761 --> 00:21:09,928 L-Let's go back, 1075 00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:11,636 we'll buy a bottle of wine 1076 00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:11,636 that we'll never open 1077 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,303 and a candle that 1078 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,303 we'll never light, 1079 00:21:13,386 --> 00:21:14,803 call it a day, huh? 1080 00:21:13,386 --> 00:21:14,803 That sounds wonderful. 1081 00:21:14,886 --> 00:21:16,470 Okay. 1082 00:21:14,886 --> 00:21:16,470 Okay, but stop 1083 00:21:14,886 --> 00:21:16,470 touching my feet. 1084 00:21:16,553 --> 00:21:18,178 I didn't touch you. 1085 00:21:18,261 --> 00:21:19,345 I didn't touch you. 1086 00:21:18,261 --> 00:21:19,345 You didn't ... 1087 00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:21,011 I didn't touch you. 1088 00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:21,011 Dinosaur fish! 1089 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:22,886 Dinosaur fish! 1090 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:22,886 Dinosaur fish! 1091 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:22,886 Dinosaur fish! 1092 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:22,886 Dinosaur fish! 1093 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,386 Mitchell! 1094 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,220 Mitchell, do not 1095 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,220 leave me alone! 1096 00:21:29,095 --> 00:21:32,095 Captions by VITAC :