1 00:00:03,176 --> 00:00:04,676 Obviously, this is 2 00:00:03,176 --> 00:00:04,676 the living room. 3 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,676 There's a fully stocked bar 4 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,676 in the den, 5 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,343 and the home theater 6 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,343 is downstairs. 7 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:10,718 Wow. So, your boss launches 8 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:10,718 one style website 9 00:00:10,801 --> 00:00:12,510 and she can afford 10 00:00:10,801 --> 00:00:12,510 all of this? 11 00:00:12,593 --> 00:00:14,343 I wish 12 00:00:12,593 --> 00:00:14,343 "1950s closeted father" 13 00:00:14,426 --> 00:00:16,260 was a look people 14 00:00:14,426 --> 00:00:16,260 were clamoring for. 15 00:00:16,343 --> 00:00:17,968 Oh, it is not 16 00:00:16,343 --> 00:00:17,968 that simple. 17 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,551 The formula for NERP 18 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,551 is very specific ... 19 00:00:20,635 --> 00:00:23,176 former actress plus 20 00:00:20,635 --> 00:00:23,176 confidence based on nothing 21 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:25,551 equals millions in sales 22 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:25,551 of iffy wellness products. 23 00:00:25,635 --> 00:00:27,551 We should get her a gift 24 00:00:25,635 --> 00:00:27,551 for letting us stay here, 25 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:29,010 but what do you give someone 26 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:29,010 who's researching 27 00:00:29,093 --> 00:00:31,218 charcoal toothbrushes 28 00:00:29,093 --> 00:00:31,218 in Sri Lanka? 29 00:00:31,301 --> 00:00:32,718 Oh, actually, 30 00:00:31,301 --> 00:00:32,718 she's judging 31 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:34,551 a placenta-cooking contest 32 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:34,551 in Minsk. 33 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,343 Maybe we should stay away 34 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,343 from the fridge. 35 00:00:37,426 --> 00:00:38,801 So, we're in 36 00:00:37,426 --> 00:00:38,801 wine country. 37 00:00:38,885 --> 00:00:40,218 When does 38 00:00:38,885 --> 00:00:40,218 the wine tasting start, 39 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:41,385 because I could 40 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:41,385 use it after 41 00:00:41,468 --> 00:00:43,051 the public bashing 42 00:00:41,468 --> 00:00:43,051 I've had to endure. 43 00:00:43,135 --> 00:00:45,385 Here we go. 44 00:00:43,135 --> 00:00:45,385 No more boo-hooing, Manny. 45 00:00:45,468 --> 00:00:46,551 The review 46 00:00:45,468 --> 00:00:46,551 wasn't that bad. 47 00:00:46,635 --> 00:00:48,718 He called my portrayal 48 00:00:46,635 --> 00:00:48,718 of Inspector Poirot 49 00:00:48,801 --> 00:00:50,176 "unconvincing," 50 00:00:48,801 --> 00:00:50,176 "not believable," 51 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,510 "hard to buy," 52 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,510 and, ironically, "redundant." 53 00:00:52,593 --> 00:00:53,593 Hey, Mitch, Cam ... 54 00:00:53,676 --> 00:00:54,843 now that you guys 55 00:00:53,676 --> 00:00:54,843 have had a chance 56 00:00:54,926 --> 00:00:56,176 to sleep on 57 00:00:54,926 --> 00:00:56,176 my performance, 58 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:57,676 what did you think? 59 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,718 It was 60 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,718 a tricky part. 61 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,718 Yeah, and I don't 62 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,718 blame you. 63 00:00:59,801 --> 00:01:02,010 I blame whoever cast you. 64 00:00:59,801 --> 00:01:02,010 Yeah. 65 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:04,260 Okay, a couple more 66 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:04,260 things. 67 00:01:04,343 --> 00:01:06,718 Finally, the closet part 68 00:01:04,343 --> 00:01:06,718 of the tour. 69 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:09,093 My boss left each of you 70 00:01:09,176 --> 00:01:11,385 a very special robe. 71 00:01:11,468 --> 00:01:13,051 They minimize 72 00:01:11,468 --> 00:01:13,051 inflammation 73 00:01:13,135 --> 00:01:15,218 and gently exfoliate 74 00:01:13,135 --> 00:01:15,218 your skin 75 00:01:15,301 --> 00:01:16,301 whilst you 76 00:01:15,301 --> 00:01:16,301 wear them. 77 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:18,093 That's weird. 78 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:18,093 I only see six robes. 79 00:01:18,176 --> 00:01:19,885 That's what's 80 00:01:18,176 --> 00:01:19,885 weird about them? 81 00:01:19,968 --> 00:01:21,426 Oh, one last thing ... 82 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:23,593 Do not touch 83 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:23,593 the tiara 84 00:01:23,676 --> 00:01:25,260 on display 85 00:01:23,676 --> 00:01:25,260 in the drawing room. 86 00:01:25,343 --> 00:01:27,135 It is very delicate. 87 00:01:27,218 --> 00:01:28,343 Got it? 88 00:01:28,426 --> 00:01:29,593 Sorry, honey. You're just ... 89 00:01:28,426 --> 00:01:29,593 You're doing that thing 90 00:01:29,676 --> 00:01:31,885 where you look like 91 00:01:29,676 --> 00:01:31,885 a really intense baby deer. 92 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:33,510 Oh, the scarier 93 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:33,510 you try to be, 94 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,051 the more adorable you are. 95 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,051 - I know! 96 00:01:36,135 --> 00:01:37,051 Whatever. 97 00:01:36,135 --> 00:01:37,051 I have, like, 98 00:01:37,135 --> 00:01:38,593 a million errands 99 00:01:37,135 --> 00:01:38,593 to run for my boss. 100 00:01:38,676 --> 00:01:40,718 Hang on. Since no one's 101 00:01:38,676 --> 00:01:40,718 called dibs 102 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:41,718 on the master bedroom, 103 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,135 I assume 104 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,135 it's up for grabs. 105 00:01:43,218 --> 00:01:45,176 Oh, actually, there are only 106 00:01:43,218 --> 00:01:45,176 three guest bedrooms upstairs, 107 00:01:45,301 --> 00:01:47,885 so you'll have to sleep 108 00:01:45,301 --> 00:01:47,885 in there, okay? 109 00:01:47,968 --> 00:01:49,343 The maid's quarters? 110 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:50,635 But I'll be right next 111 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:50,635 to the creaky do... 112 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:54,135 You know, if you want, 113 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:54,135 I can put some oil on that. 114 00:01:54,218 --> 00:01:55,301 Oh, no, no, no. 115 00:01:54,218 --> 00:01:55,301 Don't. 116 00:01:55,385 --> 00:01:57,301 These are traditional Tibetan 117 00:01:55,385 --> 00:01:57,301 creaking hinges. 118 00:01:59,218 --> 00:02:00,801 We need those. 119 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,426 Whoa. Go easy. 120 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,426 Trust me, Dad. 121 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,301 Right now, 122 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,301 I could really use this. 123 00:02:17,385 --> 00:02:20,926 I love Phil. Let's just 124 00:02:17,385 --> 00:02:20,926 get that out of the way first, 125 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,843 but he has 126 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,843 these bear slippers. 127 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:24,635 I don't know 128 00:02:22,926 --> 00:02:24,635 where they came from, 129 00:02:24,718 --> 00:02:26,343 probably the same place 130 00:02:24,718 --> 00:02:26,343 that sells 131 00:02:26,426 --> 00:02:28,968 pinky rings and other things 132 00:02:26,426 --> 00:02:28,968 that make it difficult 133 00:02:29,051 --> 00:02:31,593 to see your husband 134 00:02:29,051 --> 00:02:31,593 as a sexual being. 135 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,968 Oh, my gosh. I don't think 136 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,968 I'm allowed here 137 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:36,426 in my bare feet. 138 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,676 Fortunately, 139 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,676 I have a tactic 140 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,176 for getting rid of things 141 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,176 that I hate. 142 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,218 I suggest that Phil 143 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:44,218 brings them on vacation, 144 00:02:44,301 --> 00:02:46,635 and then I forget 145 00:02:44,301 --> 00:02:46,635 to repack them. 146 00:02:46,718 --> 00:02:47,843 Thanks. 147 00:02:47,926 --> 00:02:49,135 Dollar-sign necktie ... 148 00:02:49,218 --> 00:02:51,218 I flung it over 149 00:02:49,218 --> 00:02:51,218 Niagara Falls. 150 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,718 The belt buckle 151 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,718 with "Pimp" in crystals? 152 00:02:53,801 --> 00:02:55,093 Chucked it in 153 00:02:53,801 --> 00:02:55,093 the Grand Canyon. 154 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,801 Huh. I wonder 155 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,801 if that's what Gloria did 156 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,510 to my denim vest 157 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,510 in the Galápagos. 158 00:02:58,593 --> 00:03:00,135 I just gotta 159 00:02:58,593 --> 00:03:00,135 sneak out tonight 160 00:03:00,218 --> 00:03:02,593 and disappear those 161 00:03:00,218 --> 00:03:02,593 bear slippers in the woods. 162 00:03:03,426 --> 00:03:04,718 Am I 163 00:03:03,426 --> 00:03:04,718 a terrible person? 164 00:03:03,426 --> 00:03:04,718 No, 165 00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:07,176 but there might be a pattern 166 00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:07,176 of desecrating national parks 167 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,635 you might 168 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,635 want to look at. 169 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,385 That's enough, Chubs. 170 00:03:14,468 --> 00:03:15,635 What are you doing? 171 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:18,051 Stella's been 172 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:18,051 severely depressed 173 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:19,551 because her best friend, Norman, 174 00:03:19,635 --> 00:03:22,218 the next-door neighbor's dog, 175 00:03:19,635 --> 00:03:22,218 just died. 176 00:03:22,301 --> 00:03:24,676 She won't even do 177 00:03:22,301 --> 00:03:24,676 her favorite trick anymore. 178 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,301 Stella. 179 00:03:26,385 --> 00:03:27,343 Stella, speak. 180 00:03:27,426 --> 00:03:29,843 Speak. Like 181 00:03:27,426 --> 00:03:29,843 you're saying "Hello". 182 00:03:30,426 --> 00:03:33,385 Hellooo! Hel-Hellooo! 183 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:34,468 Hello? 184 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:37,385 I wanted to bring Stella 185 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:37,385 on the trip to cheer her up. 186 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,093 She never sees seasons, 187 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,093 but Gloria wanted one night 188 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,510 with just 189 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,510 the two of us in bed, 190 00:03:41,593 --> 00:03:43,385 so I did 191 00:03:41,593 --> 00:03:43,385 the only sensible thing. 192 00:03:43,468 --> 00:03:45,010 You left her at home 193 00:03:43,468 --> 00:03:45,010 with a dog sitter? 194 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,676 Checked her in 195 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,676 the hotel down the road. 196 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,176 I'm trying to get 197 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,176 some wine in Gloria 198 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,760 so she passes out early 199 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,760 and I can sneak off 200 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,760 and feed Stella. 201 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:54,676 The hotel down the road? 202 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:54,676 You mean the Ritz? 203 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:54,676 I had points. 204 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:54,676 Calm down. 205 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:57,760 Oh, how cool. This is both 206 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:57,760 an opener and a stopper. 207 00:03:57,843 --> 00:03:58,801 Nice. 208 00:03:58,885 --> 00:04:00,010 Oh, I guess 209 00:03:58,885 --> 00:04:00,010 what it does for bottles, 210 00:04:00,093 --> 00:04:02,385 it also does 211 00:04:00,093 --> 00:04:02,385 for conversations. 212 00:04:02,468 --> 00:04:04,510 Wait, is that ... 213 00:04:02,468 --> 00:04:04,510 Ronaldo! 214 00:04:04,593 --> 00:04:06,260 Mitchell! 215 00:04:06,343 --> 00:04:08,093 What a surprise. 216 00:04:08,176 --> 00:04:10,176 And who is this? 217 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,885 I always assumed I was 218 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,885 your sexiest Latin friend. 219 00:04:12,968 --> 00:04:14,926 This is Gloria. 220 00:04:12,968 --> 00:04:14,926 Gloria, Ronaldo. 221 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:16,718 Bolivian? 222 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:16,718 Guatemalan. 223 00:04:16,801 --> 00:04:18,260 Venezuelan? 224 00:04:16,801 --> 00:04:18,260 Colombian. 225 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:20,468 Mm-hmm. 226 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:20,468 Not sure what this is. 227 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,510 Um, so w-what are you 228 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,510 doing in town? 229 00:04:22,593 --> 00:04:25,551 Oh, just picking up some wine 230 00:04:22,593 --> 00:04:25,551 for a party I'm catering... 231 00:04:25,635 --> 00:04:27,051 at Oprah Winfrey's. 232 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:28,385 - What? 233 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:28,385 - Stop it! 234 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,010 Oh, what, 235 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,010 is that a big deal? 236 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,010 Don't you be coy. 237 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:33,593 You know the power dynamic 238 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:33,593 just shifted between us. 239 00:04:33,676 --> 00:04:36,135 If you want, I can get you two 240 00:04:33,676 --> 00:04:36,135 into the party. 241 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:38,760 Get out! 242 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:38,760 You would do that 243 00:04:36,218 --> 00:04:38,760 for us? 244 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,218 Only because 245 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,218 I like you so much. 246 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:42,593 I like you 247 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:42,593 so much, too! 248 00:04:42,676 --> 00:04:43,885 That was 249 00:04:42,676 --> 00:04:43,885 a quick thaw. 250 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:45,885 It can only be the two of you, 251 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:45,885 though. No Cameron. 252 00:04:45,968 --> 00:04:47,176 Pepper would kill me. 253 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:48,801 Right. Cam's in a feud 254 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:48,801 with Ronaldo's husband 255 00:04:48,885 --> 00:04:50,718 over what type of cracker 256 00:04:48,885 --> 00:04:50,718 belongs on a cheese platter. 257 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:53,468 Water cracker. 258 00:04:50,801 --> 00:04:53,468 The cheese is the star. 259 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:54,426 Shh. 260 00:04:54,426 --> 00:04:55,801 - This isn't our fight. 261 00:04:54,426 --> 00:04:55,801 - No. 262 00:04:55,885 --> 00:04:57,510 I have to run. 263 00:04:55,885 --> 00:04:57,510 I'll text you the address. 264 00:04:57,593 --> 00:04:59,343 Okay. Bye-bye. 265 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:01,968 Can you believe this? We're 266 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:01,968 going to a party at Oprah's. 267 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,551 What if we become friends 268 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,551 with her? 269 00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:07,010 What if we get 270 00:05:04,635 --> 00:05:07,010 our own TV show? 271 00:05:07,093 --> 00:05:09,010 Who's gonna pick up Joe 272 00:05:07,093 --> 00:05:09,010 from school? 273 00:05:09,093 --> 00:05:09,968 Gloria... 274 00:05:10,051 --> 00:05:11,051 we'll have drivers. 275 00:05:12,426 --> 00:05:14,218 Tuesday Company! 276 00:05:14,301 --> 00:05:16,635 Cam, Mitch, Claire, and I 277 00:05:14,301 --> 00:05:16,635 signed up for a hip-hop class. 278 00:05:16,718 --> 00:05:18,301 We knew it was legit 279 00:05:16,718 --> 00:05:18,301 when they asked us 280 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,635 to graffiti our names 281 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,635 on the sign-up wall. 282 00:05:20,718 --> 00:05:22,176 Right leg, come on. 283 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,343 Uhn. Wrap those arms, 284 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,343 come on. 285 00:05:24,426 --> 00:05:26,135 Uhn. Uhn. 286 00:05:26,218 --> 00:05:27,885 And yah! 287 00:05:27,968 --> 00:05:30,718 I like it. 288 00:05:27,968 --> 00:05:30,718 Nice job, everybody! 289 00:05:30,801 --> 00:05:31,843 Great. 290 00:05:30,801 --> 00:05:31,843 That's great. 291 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:33,301 Hey, Sho Nuff. 292 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:33,301 Bomb class. 293 00:05:33,385 --> 00:05:34,718 Yeah, yeah. Really sick. 294 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,135 Hey, man. You two were 295 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,135 hitting it hard out there. 296 00:05:36,218 --> 00:05:37,718 I was really believing 297 00:05:36,218 --> 00:05:37,718 your movements. 298 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:39,635 Are you... 299 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:39,635 saying we brought it? 300 00:05:39,718 --> 00:05:41,676 I'm saying 301 00:05:39,718 --> 00:05:41,676 y'all crushed it. 302 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,468 Keep it up. 303 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,468 All right? 304 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,635 - Okay. 305 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,635 - Hit it. 306 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:46,218 All right. 307 00:05:44,718 --> 00:05:46,218 There you go. 308 00:05:47,843 --> 00:05:49,135 Cameron? 309 00:05:47,843 --> 00:05:49,135 Philip? 310 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,135 Did you hear that? 311 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,135 You mean when 312 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,135 our dance instructor 313 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,135 told us we were basically 314 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,135 street-dance superstars? 315 00:05:53,218 --> 00:05:55,051 Did you notice 316 00:05:53,218 --> 00:05:55,051 how he singled us out? 317 00:05:55,135 --> 00:05:57,343 He didn't even mention 318 00:05:55,135 --> 00:05:57,343 Mitch or Claire. 319 00:05:57,426 --> 00:05:59,093 It's like he's 320 00:05:57,426 --> 00:05:59,093 saying they're holding us back. 321 00:05:59,176 --> 00:06:00,218 Okay. 322 00:05:59,176 --> 00:06:00,218 You know what? 323 00:06:00,301 --> 00:06:01,885 We need to shed 324 00:06:00,301 --> 00:06:01,885 our dead-weight spouses. 325 00:06:01,968 --> 00:06:03,718 There's nobody 326 00:06:01,968 --> 00:06:03,718 I would rather impress more 327 00:06:03,801 --> 00:06:05,510 than Sho Nuff. 328 00:06:03,801 --> 00:06:05,510 True dat. 329 00:06:05,593 --> 00:06:08,343 No, True Dat's just the DJ. 330 00:06:05,593 --> 00:06:08,343 I don't care what he thinks. 331 00:06:05,593 --> 00:06:08,343 Oh. 332 00:06:08,426 --> 00:06:12,718 Turns out, Cam and I 333 00:06:08,426 --> 00:06:12,718 make tremendous dance partners. 334 00:06:12,801 --> 00:06:14,218 Our bodies are so in tune, 335 00:06:14,301 --> 00:06:16,135 it's like we finish 336 00:06:14,301 --> 00:06:16,135 each other's... 337 00:06:16,218 --> 00:06:17,385 sequences. 338 00:06:17,468 --> 00:06:20,093 Phil starts a move, 339 00:06:17,468 --> 00:06:20,093 and I instinctually complete it. 340 00:06:20,176 --> 00:06:22,593 And, yeah, 341 00:06:20,176 --> 00:06:22,593 it's as powerful as it sounds. 342 00:06:22,676 --> 00:06:24,385 Oh, my gosh. 343 00:06:22,676 --> 00:06:24,385 Did you ever think 344 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,760 a farm boy 345 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,760 from Missouri 346 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,510 and ... and a real-estate agent 347 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,510 from Key West, Florida, 348 00:06:27,593 --> 00:06:29,051 would get the opportunity 349 00:06:27,593 --> 00:06:29,051 to audition 350 00:06:29,135 --> 00:06:31,176 for the prestigious 351 00:06:29,135 --> 00:06:31,176 Tuesday Company? 352 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,260 And it only costs slightly more 353 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,260 than regular classes. 354 00:06:33,343 --> 00:06:35,843 We could be the greatest 355 00:06:33,343 --> 00:06:35,843 masters-level hip-hop duo 356 00:06:35,926 --> 00:06:37,885 since Pump Up 357 00:06:35,926 --> 00:06:37,885 and The Jam. 358 00:06:35,926 --> 00:06:37,885 I know! 359 00:06:37,968 --> 00:06:39,926 Callback's tomorrow, so 360 00:06:37,968 --> 00:06:39,926 we'll have to sneak out tonight 361 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,218 for a final rehearsal. 362 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,760 You ... You brought the outfit 363 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,760 in case we got it, right? 364 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:44,551 "In case"? 365 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:44,551 Good one, Phil. 366 00:06:44,635 --> 00:06:47,343 I'm having a hard time resisting 367 00:06:44,635 --> 00:06:47,343 dancing with joy, are you? 368 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:49,301 - Me-Meet at the grapes. 369 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:49,301 - Okay. 370 00:06:49,385 --> 00:06:51,676 Man, it took forever 371 00:06:49,385 --> 00:06:51,676 to find a parking spot. 372 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,093 I could really use a sip 373 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,093 of a chewy Cabernet. 374 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,093 You can't drink. 375 00:06:55,176 --> 00:06:57,343 You have to stay sober 376 00:06:55,176 --> 00:06:57,343 to drive the rest of us home. 377 00:06:57,426 --> 00:06:59,801 Wait, is that why I'm here? 378 00:06:57,426 --> 00:06:59,801 To be the designated driver? 379 00:06:59,885 --> 00:07:01,843 If you need 380 00:06:59,885 --> 00:07:01,843 a title, sure. 381 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,551 Okay, the front door's 382 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,551 too loud. 383 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:10,885 We can get to the driveway 384 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:10,885 this way. 385 00:07:11,593 --> 00:07:14,468 I look like 386 00:07:11,593 --> 00:07:14,468 Miss Universe. 387 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:16,926 What are you doing? 388 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:16,926 Haley said not to touch that. 389 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:19,301 Ow! 390 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:19,301 Let me see. 391 00:07:19,385 --> 00:07:20,760 Clean cut. 392 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:23,551 Those are 393 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:23,551 real diamonds! 394 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:23,551 Leave 'em. 395 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:23,551 Come on. 396 00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:27,718 - Cam, walk this way. 397 00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:27,718 - Oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 398 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:32,093 Mixing metals is very 399 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:32,093 in-fashion right now. 400 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:32,093 No, no. 401 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:32,093 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 402 00:07:32,176 --> 00:07:34,801 In 18 hours, Sho Nuff is gonna 403 00:07:32,176 --> 00:07:34,801 be rating our dance skills 404 00:07:34,885 --> 00:07:37,635 on a scale 405 00:07:34,885 --> 00:07:37,635 of one to dayum. Come on! 406 00:07:41,301 --> 00:07:43,760 All right. All right. 407 00:07:43,843 --> 00:07:45,551 But here ... 408 00:07:45,635 --> 00:07:47,385 just one more treat. 409 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,051 Here. 410 00:07:50,593 --> 00:07:52,551 Shh. 411 00:07:50,593 --> 00:07:52,551 We'll just do this quick. 412 00:07:52,635 --> 00:07:54,926 Shh. 413 00:07:52,635 --> 00:07:54,926 Here you go. 414 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:57,010 Gorgeous! 415 00:07:58,176 --> 00:07:59,343 Dad? 416 00:07:58,176 --> 00:07:59,343 Oh! 417 00:07:59,426 --> 00:08:01,010 I thought you were Gloria. 418 00:08:01,093 --> 00:08:02,218 Wh-Why is Stella here? 419 00:08:02,301 --> 00:08:03,801 I was going to feed her 420 00:08:02,301 --> 00:08:03,801 at the hotel, 421 00:08:03,885 --> 00:08:05,718 and she's clearly 422 00:08:03,885 --> 00:08:05,718 in a bad way. 423 00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:06,885 She trashed the room. 424 00:08:06,968 --> 00:08:08,718 It looked like The Who 425 00:08:06,968 --> 00:08:08,718 was staying there. 426 00:08:08,801 --> 00:08:10,510 I'm gonna stash her 427 00:08:08,801 --> 00:08:10,510 in the guest house, 428 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:12,301 brush her fur 429 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:12,301 until she goes to sleep. 430 00:08:12,385 --> 00:08:14,051 Stella! 431 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:18,885 What? 432 00:08:18,885 --> 00:08:20,676 I am the prom queen? 433 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,968 It's not ... It's not 434 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,968 Ashley Walls 435 00:08:22,051 --> 00:08:24,343 who got the pity vote 436 00:08:22,051 --> 00:08:24,343 after her car accident? 437 00:08:24,426 --> 00:08:25,843 Thank you. 438 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:27,135 Thank you. 439 00:08:27,218 --> 00:08:29,551 Okay. Now we need to be 440 00:08:27,218 --> 00:08:29,551 strategic if we're gonna hit 441 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,676 all of Oprah's 442 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,676 important rooms, okay? 443 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,968 Her home office, 444 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,968 her gift-wrapping room, 445 00:08:34,051 --> 00:08:37,301 her temperature-controlled vault 446 00:08:34,051 --> 00:08:37,301 of cozy sweaters. 447 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:39,176 But what if Gayle 448 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:39,176 is there? 449 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:40,468 Do we stop 450 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:40,468 to talk to her? 451 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:42,843 No. No Gayle. 452 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:42,843 There's no time. 453 00:08:42,926 --> 00:08:44,968 Okay, that-that's 454 00:08:42,926 --> 00:08:44,968 the third house 455 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:46,176 in this compound 456 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:46,176 that we passed. 457 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,968 How will we know 458 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,968 when we get 459 00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:49,343 to Oprah's 460 00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:49,343 actual hou... 461 00:08:51,843 --> 00:08:54,010 Oh, my God. 462 00:08:59,468 --> 00:09:01,301 Okay. 463 00:09:15,343 --> 00:09:17,801 I'm so sorry. 464 00:09:17,885 --> 00:09:19,176 I'm sorry. 465 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,510 I was a beat early 466 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,510 on the booty drop. 467 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,510 No, no, no. 468 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:23,510 It was me. I was a beat late 469 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:23,510 on the chest pop. 470 00:09:23,593 --> 00:09:25,843 It's weird, 471 00:09:23,593 --> 00:09:25,843 but I'm ... I'm nervous. 472 00:09:25,926 --> 00:09:27,301 I am, too. 473 00:09:25,926 --> 00:09:27,301 But you know what? 474 00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:28,760 We ... We just 475 00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:28,760 have to relax 476 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:31,593 and remember we're ... we're 477 00:09:28,843 --> 00:09:31,593 just a couple guys dancing. 478 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:33,093 Who are we kidding? 479 00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:35,426 Getting Tuesday Company 480 00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:35,426 would be epic! 481 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,093 I know! 482 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,093 We get our own cubbies. 483 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,718 We don't have to throw 484 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,718 our keys and wallet in 485 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,718 the corner anymore. 486 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:41,426 Didn't the Tuesdoggs 487 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:41,426 perform at the WNBA 488 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:41,426 All-Star Game last year? 489 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:43,885 It would be life-changing, but 490 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:43,885 we have to stop talking about 491 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:45,010 how great it would be. 492 00:09:45,093 --> 00:09:46,343 That's what's 493 00:09:45,093 --> 00:09:46,343 throwing us off. 494 00:09:45,093 --> 00:09:46,343 Right. 495 00:09:46,426 --> 00:09:48,426 For now, it's ... 496 00:09:46,426 --> 00:09:48,426 We're just ... Hey. 497 00:09:46,426 --> 00:09:48,426 Hey. 498 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:49,551 Here's two guys... 499 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:49,551 Dancing. 500 00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:50,760 - We're dancing. Yeah. 501 00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:50,760 - We're dancing. 502 00:09:50,843 --> 00:09:51,968 Let's take it from the top. 503 00:09:50,843 --> 00:09:51,968 All right. 504 00:09:50,843 --> 00:09:51,968 Yep. 505 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,843 Five, six, seven, 506 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,843 eight, and... 507 00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:58,135 And that's my bad. 508 00:09:58,218 --> 00:09:59,968 Okay. 509 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,510 Where have you been? I turned 510 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,510 around and you were gone. 511 00:10:03,593 --> 00:10:05,385 I was in Oprah's bed! 512 00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:08,260 Guess her sleep number. 513 00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:08,260 I don't have to. 514 00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:11,676 I touched her. 515 00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:11,676 I touched Oprah! 516 00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:11,676 What? 517 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,843 Well, technically, 518 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:14,260 I brushed the edge 519 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:14,260 of her gown with my finger. 520 00:10:14,343 --> 00:10:16,676 But look ... 521 00:10:14,343 --> 00:10:16,676 my cut's magically healed. 522 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,801 And I heard 523 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,801 they have baby elephants 524 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,010 carrying everyone 525 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,010 to the south lawn 526 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,510 to see a living chess 527 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,510 match. Let's go! 528 00:10:23,593 --> 00:10:24,843 Wait, no, Gloria. 529 00:10:23,593 --> 00:10:24,843 Gloria, Come on. 530 00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:26,676 We said we'd only stay 531 00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:26,676 for an hour. 532 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,135 We have to get back 533 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,135 to our normal lives. 534 00:10:29,218 --> 00:10:32,010 But how? 535 00:10:29,218 --> 00:10:32,010 I know. 536 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:37,760 Leave them. 537 00:10:37,843 --> 00:10:40,635 Take it from me ... if you get 538 00:10:37,843 --> 00:10:40,635 a second chance at love, 539 00:10:40,718 --> 00:10:41,926 you grab it. 540 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:45,051 After the trauma of losing 541 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:45,051 her best friend Norman, 542 00:10:45,135 --> 00:10:46,926 Stella's veil of depression 543 00:10:45,135 --> 00:10:46,926 was lifted 544 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,968 by the promise of new romance. 545 00:10:49,051 --> 00:10:50,968 She realized 546 00:10:49,051 --> 00:10:50,968 she could love again. 547 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,468 You can't 548 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,468 separate them, Claire. 549 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,676 I'm taking that slipper 550 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,676 home with me. 551 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,885 And risk Phil seeing it the next 552 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,885 time we're at your house? 553 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:57,843 Forget it. 554 00:10:57,926 --> 00:10:59,676 Stella's had her fun. 555 00:10:57,926 --> 00:10:59,676 This is over. 556 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,926 Why is this so hard 557 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,926 for you to accept? 558 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:04,676 Is it because it's a dog 559 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:04,676 and a slipper? 560 00:11:20,385 --> 00:11:22,135 My bad. Again. 561 00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:23,426 No, no. No, no. 562 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,135 That's on me. I'm ... I'm ... 563 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,135 I'm still in my head. 564 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,885 Let's face it, Cam. 565 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,885 This isn't about nerves. 566 00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:28,593 It's about me losing 567 00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:28,593 whatever spark I once had. 568 00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:31,135 It's like someone sucked 569 00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:31,135 the funk right out of me. 570 00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:31,135 No, I'm the problem. 571 00:11:31,218 --> 00:11:33,343 It's like I've lost 572 00:11:31,218 --> 00:11:33,343 the key to the lock on my pop. 573 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,593 Just ... Just go on 574 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,593 without me. 575 00:11:34,676 --> 00:11:36,676 I'm holding you back! 576 00:11:34,676 --> 00:11:36,676 I mean, 'nuff is 'nuff. 577 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,635 Maybe Rob Base was wrong. 578 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,635 It takes one to make 579 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,635 a thing go right. 580 00:11:39,718 --> 00:11:42,468 Is it possible... 581 00:11:39,718 --> 00:11:42,468 Just say it. 582 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:44,468 that we're just 583 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:44,468 Monday dancers? 584 00:11:51,051 --> 00:11:52,218 Is it better? 585 00:11:52,301 --> 00:11:53,551 No, I'm still getting 586 00:11:52,301 --> 00:11:53,551 a hint of elephant. 587 00:11:53,635 --> 00:11:55,968 Get out. 588 00:11:53,635 --> 00:11:55,968 W... I'm just 589 00:11:53,635 --> 00:11:55,968 being honest. 590 00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,510 No, we have to push 591 00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:57,510 the car 592 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,135 the last 50 feet 593 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,135 to the house... 594 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,135 Oh. 595 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,093 so that they don't 596 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,093 hear us coming. 597 00:12:02,801 --> 00:12:04,385 I feel like 598 00:12:02,801 --> 00:12:04,385 some of Oprah's strength 599 00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:05,635 must've rubbed off on me. 600 00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,385 I bet I could 601 00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,385 carry this car up. 602 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:08,885 Are you sure 603 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:08,885 this is in neutral? 604 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:12,468 What is this? 605 00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:16,176 Did you steal this candy dish 606 00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:16,176 from Oprah's house? 607 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:20,260 It has 608 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:20,260 her initials engraved. 609 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:22,551 I couldn't help it. 610 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:22,551 I wanted a souvenir. 611 00:12:22,635 --> 00:12:25,385 But you said that we couldn't 612 00:12:22,635 --> 00:12:25,385 bring any evidence in here, 613 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:27,135 and you didn't even 614 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:27,135 let me take 615 00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:29,010 the party napkin 616 00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:29,010 that had a cartoon 617 00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:32,968 of her hugging 618 00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:32,968 children of many colors! 619 00:12:29,093 --> 00:12:32,968 Okay, I'm sorry. 620 00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:35,468 What if ... What if we share 621 00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:35,468 custody of the candy dish? 622 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:37,718 Okay, fine. 623 00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:39,510 But I get it 624 00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:39,510 for the holidays. 625 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,218 Coming. 626 00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:46,301 Oh, hey, sorry. I forgot my keys 627 00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:46,301 in the drawing room. 628 00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:49,676 Okay, where did I 629 00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:49,676 put them? 630 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,176 They were right here, 631 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,176 right? 632 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,010 And right where 633 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,010 I thought I left them. 634 00:12:53,093 --> 00:12:54,885 Wait a minute. 635 00:12:53,093 --> 00:12:54,885 What is that? 636 00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:55,926 Oh, my God. 637 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,010 Oh, my God! The tiara! 638 00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:58,510 It's cracked! 639 00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:58,510 Who did this? 640 00:12:58,593 --> 00:13:00,301 I'll get 641 00:12:58,593 --> 00:13:00,301 to the bottom of this. 642 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,926 I don't care what some 643 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,926 feeble-minded vulgarian says. 644 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,801 Manny Delgado knows how to play 645 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,801 the role of an inspector. 646 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,593 I'll text everyone 647 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,593 to come downstairs. 648 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,593 Thank you. 649 00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:13,135 - No! 650 00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:13,135 - Oh, no. 651 00:13:13,218 --> 00:13:15,260 Aw, hell no. 652 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,718 Okay. Wait, wait, Dad. 653 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,718 We need an excuse! 654 00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:20,260 People are gonna wonder 655 00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:20,260 why we weren't in bed. 656 00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:22,426 Um, tell them that, 657 00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:22,426 uh ... uh ... 658 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,551 Oh! We were on the balcony 659 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,551 because we saw a moose. 660 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,551 That's dumb. 661 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,718 We'll tell them I'm heating up 662 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,718 some milk for you in the kitchen 663 00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:29,093 because 664 00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:29,093 your stomach hurts. 665 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,718 Why? Because I was upset 666 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,718 that I saw a moose? 667 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,468 Put this on. 668 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,218 I was early. 669 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,218 I was late. 670 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,676 (Footsteps 671 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,676 approaching quickly) 672 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,218 Hurry, hurry! 673 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,343 Whew! 674 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,343 I'm still getting 675 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:47,301 strong notes of elephant 676 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:47,301 off of you. 677 00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:49,926 You may have to cut off 678 00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:49,926 all your hair. 679 00:13:47,385 --> 00:13:49,926 No! 680 00:13:50,926 --> 00:13:53,468 I'm sure you're wondering why 681 00:13:50,926 --> 00:13:53,468 I've gathered you all here. 682 00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:55,968 Uh, the tiara's cracked. 683 00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:55,968 You told us in your text. 684 00:13:56,051 --> 00:13:57,676 What I didn't tell you 685 00:13:56,051 --> 00:13:57,676 is that I've vowed 686 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,343 to find out 687 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,343 who's responsible. 688 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:00,968 Well, no, actually, 689 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:00,968 you did. It was 690 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:00,968 a fairly long ... 691 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,301 Everyone's 692 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,301 a suspect. 693 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,968 Don't look at me. 694 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,968 I wasn't anywhere near it. 695 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,510 What a surprise ... 696 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,510 Phil feigning innocence. 697 00:14:07,593 --> 00:14:09,468 You're just everyone's 698 00:14:07,593 --> 00:14:09,468 favorite dad, right? 699 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,385 Where were you 700 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,385 when I got my text? 701 00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:13,718 Cam's, uh, 702 00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:13,718 stomach was upset, 703 00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,635 and I was warming up 704 00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,635 some milk for him. 705 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:17,718 Claire saw a moose. 706 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:17,718 I did. 707 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:21,176 And that's why we were on 708 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:21,176 the balcony when you texted us. 709 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:21,176 Mm-hmm. 710 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,468 Well, Gloria and I 711 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,468 were in the den. 712 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,051 I ran into her 713 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,051 on my way out to my walk, 714 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:25,718 and then we decided 715 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:25,718 to watch the moon together. 716 00:14:25,801 --> 00:14:27,760 The moon, huh? 717 00:14:25,801 --> 00:14:27,760 Seems unlikely 718 00:14:27,843 --> 00:14:30,468 given tonight 719 00:14:27,843 --> 00:14:30,468 is moonless! 720 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:31,843 No matter. 721 00:14:31,926 --> 00:14:35,385 So, did any of you go through 722 00:14:31,926 --> 00:14:35,385 this room at any point? 723 00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:39,468 Sounds to me 724 00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:39,468 like everybody was inside 725 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:40,968 doing whatever they were 726 00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:40,968 supposed to be doing. 727 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,926 That's odd, because I found 728 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,926 this door slightly open, 729 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,301 which means 730 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,301 one of you was outside. 731 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,968 When I find out 732 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,968 who went out that door, 733 00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:49,926 quite sure 734 00:14:48,051 --> 00:14:49,926 I'll have my culprit. 735 00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,426 Hey, what's that? 736 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,426 It appears to be 737 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,426 two bottom halves 738 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,468 of a gingerbread man 739 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,468 melded together. 740 00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:00,051 Uh, it looks like a bone. 741 00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:00,051 It's a dog treat. 742 00:15:00,135 --> 00:15:01,801 No, it's 743 00:15:00,135 --> 00:15:01,801 a human treat, 744 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,926 and it's shaped like a bone 745 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,926 because it's full of calcium. 746 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,760 I was snacking on them 747 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,760 earlier in the day 748 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:08,760 and I must have 749 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:08,760 dropped one. 750 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,926 Mmm, they're delicious. 751 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,593 And they're very good 752 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,593 for you. 753 00:15:14,676 --> 00:15:16,051 Checks out. 754 00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:18,426 That's coming from 755 00:15:17,051 --> 00:15:18,426 upstairs! 756 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:19,676 No, outside. 757 00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:23,135 Gloria, 758 00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:23,135 how did this happen? 759 00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:24,301 I have a theory. 760 00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:25,635 I once read 761 00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:25,635 about a moose 762 00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,218 that knocked a camper 763 00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,218 out of neutral. 764 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,385 Perhaps the moose 765 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,385 Claire saw earlier did 766 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,385 the same thing here. 767 00:15:30,468 --> 00:15:32,718 The hood's warm. 768 00:15:30,468 --> 00:15:32,718 Then don't lean 769 00:15:30,468 --> 00:15:32,718 on it. 770 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,926 I admit it! Mitch and I ... 771 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,926 we were outside. 772 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,260 He wanted to talk to me 773 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,260 about a problem 774 00:15:38,343 --> 00:15:41,301 he's having with Cam 775 00:15:38,343 --> 00:15:41,301 in the gay bedroom. 776 00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:42,843 Oh, so when 777 00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:42,843 it's me, it's a problem. 778 00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:45,260 When it's you, it's what happens 779 00:15:42,926 --> 00:15:45,260 when you work out too much. 780 00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:49,135 It got cold. 781 00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:49,135 We went inside the car, 782 00:15:49,218 --> 00:15:50,343 I turned the heater on, 783 00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:53,510 and I must have accidentally 784 00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:53,510 knocked it into neutral. 785 00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,885 So, it was all ready to roll 786 00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,885 when the moose showed up. 787 00:15:55,968 --> 00:15:58,301 Hey, uh, what's 788 00:15:55,968 --> 00:15:58,301 this candy dish doing here? 789 00:15:58,385 --> 00:15:59,635 Haley, please, 790 00:15:58,385 --> 00:15:59,635 I'm trying to think. 791 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:01,468 But it could be 792 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:01,468 evidence. 793 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:04,176 What are the lights doing on 794 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:04,176 in the tennis court? 795 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:09,051 Now why would these chairs 796 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:09,051 be out here, 797 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,593 and how do they connect 798 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,593 to the moose? 799 00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:13,968 These footprints are in 800 00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:13,968 a really weird pattern. 801 00:16:14,051 --> 00:16:15,968 Why do these steps 802 00:16:14,051 --> 00:16:15,968 feel so familiar? 803 00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,676 Cam and I 804 00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:17,676 were out here, um ... 805 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,593 We were in the kitchen, and 806 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,593 we heard a raccoon outside. 807 00:16:20,676 --> 00:16:22,426 Yeah, yeah. 808 00:16:20,676 --> 00:16:22,426 So, we came out, we ... 809 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:24,968 we grabbed a couple chairs 810 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:24,968 to ... to ... to scare it off. 811 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,510 We held ... held them up 812 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,510 like this, 813 00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:29,093 and, um, 814 00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:29,093 chased the raccoon, 815 00:16:29,176 --> 00:16:31,510 but it ran into some trash cans 816 00:16:29,176 --> 00:16:31,510 and we were like... 817 00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:33,010 Oh! 818 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,968 And then, uh, it ran up 819 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,968 the court this way... 820 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,968 Yeah. 821 00:16:35,051 --> 00:16:36,926 and then back 822 00:16:35,051 --> 00:16:36,926 a couple of steps 823 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,010 and then forward again 824 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,010 and then it did a little spin. 825 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,010 Forward, and ... 826 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,010 Yeah. 827 00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:40,426 Yep. That was it. 828 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:41,676 And then it came back at us, 829 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:41,676 and we were like ... 830 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:41,676 Oh, yeah. 831 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,010 Right, left. Right, right, 832 00:16:44,093 --> 00:16:45,343 body roll, and spin. 833 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:46,593 And then, 834 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:46,593 it was just gone. 835 00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:48,218 What the hell 836 00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:48,218 was that? 837 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,635 What is any of this? I can't 838 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,635 make sense of these clues. 839 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,301 What kind of raccoon 840 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,301 isn't scared off by 841 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,301 the presence of a moose? 842 00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,468 All we need 843 00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,468 to know 844 00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:57,176 is that Mitchell, 845 00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:57,176 Gloria, Cam, and Phil 846 00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,301 are the four and only suspects. 847 00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,301 - Not only! 848 00:17:01,676 --> 00:17:03,176 One at a time! 849 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,926 Phil, go first. 850 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,926 - Well, that's a lot of pressure. 851 00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:07,468 Speak! 852 00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:08,510 What is 853 00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:08,510 that noise? 854 00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,051 It's like a dog 855 00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:10,051 saying, "Hello." 856 00:17:10,135 --> 00:17:11,718 Sounds to me like 857 00:17:10,135 --> 00:17:11,718 a California barking moose. 858 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,635 It came 859 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,635 from up there. 860 00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:16,218 Hey. 861 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,010 We were really in-sync talking 862 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,010 through that raccoon chase. 863 00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:22,051 It felt like maybe we had 864 00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:22,051 our timing back again. 865 00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:22,051 It really did. 866 00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:25,260 Maybe we forgot dance 867 00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:25,260 isn't about the fame or glory, 868 00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:28,051 but it's about telling a story 869 00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:28,051 that takes your audience 870 00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:30,843 on a journey 871 00:17:28,135 --> 00:17:30,843 that ebbs and flows. 872 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,676 Ebb and Flow. 873 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,385 I think we just found 874 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,385 our hip-hop names. 875 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,468 Jay! 876 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,468 You brought Stella? 877 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,468 No! 878 00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,510 She must have 879 00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,510 tracked us here. 880 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:45,385 What's that, girl? 881 00:17:45,468 --> 00:17:47,718 What? We left 882 00:17:45,468 --> 00:17:47,718 the stove on? 883 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,635 - Well, that was weird. 884 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,635 - Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 885 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,093 What is my slipper 886 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,093 doing in here? 887 00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:53,510 I'm not wrong. 888 00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:53,510 It's cold, huh? 889 00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:56,260 Hey. Honey... 890 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,551 We need to talk about this. 891 00:17:59,968 --> 00:18:02,593 - Oh, um, Stella... 892 00:17:59,968 --> 00:18:02,593 - She wants the slipper, Phil. 893 00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:03,760 Oh, my God. 894 00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:06,218 W-Why is Phil dressed 895 00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:06,218 like a Beastie Boy? 896 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,426 Wait a minute. 897 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,426 Wait a minute. 898 00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:10,510 You two did hip-hop 899 00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:10,510 without us! 900 00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:12,176 Okay, because you and Claire 901 00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:12,176 were holding us back. 902 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,260 Oh, please. We are 903 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,260 just as good as you are. 904 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,593 It sounds like somebody 905 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,593 wants a dance-off. 906 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,593 No. 907 00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:18,218 No one ever 908 00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:18,218 wants a dance-off. 909 00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:20,635 Phil, why didn't you 910 00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:20,635 just tell me? 911 00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:20,635 Save it, Claire. 912 00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,635 I know you put the hit out 913 00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,635 on my bear slippers. 914 00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:24,468 Those are just 915 00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:24,468 very unsexy. 916 00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,926 Oh, 'cause you 917 00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,926 always dress so sexy? 918 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,926 Let's check out 919 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,926 this nightwear. 920 00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:33,968 Luke's junior high gym 921 00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:33,968 shorts, and the drawstring 922 00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:33,968 is an old shoelace. 923 00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,801 Well, at least I'm not 924 00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,801 one of those wives 925 00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:37,468 that spends 926 00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:37,468 a fortune on lingerie. 927 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,635 I mean, look, when 928 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,635 the shoelace broke, 929 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,343 I fixed it 930 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,343 with a staple. 931 00:18:41,426 --> 00:18:43,426 Well, why don't we 932 00:18:41,426 --> 00:18:43,426 add a little spice 933 00:18:41,426 --> 00:18:43,426 for our vacation? 934 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,426 I mean, Gloria wears 935 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,426 a floor-length, beaded 936 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,426 nightgown to bed. 937 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,968 Wait a second. 938 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,968 No, she doesn't. 939 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,468 Yes. 940 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:53,593 It looked more comfortable 941 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:53,593 on the website. 942 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:56,426 Wait a minute. 943 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:56,426 Gloria was with Mitchell. 944 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:56,426 I ... 945 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,760 What have we got 946 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,760 going on under here? 947 00:18:57,843 --> 00:18:59,593 Okay, where were you going 948 00:18:57,843 --> 00:18:59,593 looking so dapper? 949 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:01,426 Dapper. 950 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:01,426 Really? Aww... 951 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,551 Oh! Ooh! 952 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,551 Manny. Manny! 953 00:19:03,635 --> 00:19:06,260 Hey! Look what just fell out 954 00:19:03,635 --> 00:19:06,260 of Uncle Mitch's pocket! 955 00:19:06,343 --> 00:19:09,385 - A second candy dish... 956 00:19:06,343 --> 00:19:09,385 - Hold up. 957 00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:10,968 This is monogrammed. 958 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:12,676 "M.O."? 959 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,510 You went to Michelle Obama's 960 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,510 without me? 961 00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:18,385 You went to 962 00:19:16,885 --> 00:19:18,385 Oprah Winfrey's without me? 963 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,218 Gloria, 964 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,218 is this true? 965 00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:22,593 You know how I feel about Oprah. 966 00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:22,593 She changed my ... 967 00:19:22,676 --> 00:19:23,676 Excuse me. 968 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,385 She gave me the strength 969 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,385 to change my own life! 970 00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:32,468 Stop. Stop! 971 00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:33,676 Stop! 972 00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,260 Have we all forgotten 973 00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,260 that somebody 974 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,093 cracked my boss's 975 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,093 tiara? 976 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,385 I could get fired! 977 00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:40,468 Well, 978 00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:40,468 I touched it once, 979 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:42,468 so I might have done it. 980 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:42,468 I'll pay for it. 981 00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:43,968 Hold on. Cam and I 982 00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:43,968 messed with it, too. 983 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:45,801 - I put it on my head. 984 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:45,801 - I tried it. 985 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,260 - Me, too. 986 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,260 - Okay, okay. Obviously, 987 00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:49,760 everybody monkeyed around 988 00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:49,760 with it, so we'll all chip in. 989 00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:50,718 Really? 990 00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:52,176 Thank you, guys. 991 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,301 Yeah, let's go to bed! 992 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:57,218 Listen, not to take 993 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:57,218 Phil's side, but you 994 00:19:54,385 --> 00:19:57,218 could wash those shorts 995 00:19:57,301 --> 00:20:00,468 'cause I'm getting a strong 996 00:19:57,301 --> 00:20:00,468 whiff of elephant. 997 00:19:57,301 --> 00:20:00,468 Oh. 998 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,010 Thanks for trying 999 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,010 to help, Manny. 1000 00:20:03,093 --> 00:20:06,385 I guess we'll really never know 1001 00:20:03,093 --> 00:20:06,385 who broke that tiara. 1002 00:20:06,468 --> 00:20:07,885 I broke the tiara. 1003 00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,510 I was alone at the house 1004 00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,510 the night before 1005 00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:11,760 doing a little 1006 00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:11,760 private wine tasting. 1007 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,593 I made a website, 1008 00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:16,176 and I tell people how to live. 1009 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,426 Get a latte enema. 1010 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,385 Drink ocean water. 1011 00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:21,885 Oh. 1012 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,676 Ehh... 1013 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,010 I knew if I said to my family, 1014 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,010 "Do not touch", 1015 00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:28,385 one of those bozos 1016 00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:28,385 would have to try it on 1017 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:31,218 and then think 1018 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:31,218 they cracked it themselves. 1019 00:20:31,343 --> 00:20:34,551 That's right. I'm a little 1020 00:20:31,343 --> 00:20:34,551 smarter than people think. 1021 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:37,926 But lucky, too. That moose 1022 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:37,926 almost ruined everything. 1023 00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:42,093 There's no sense denying it. 1024 00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:42,093 Life, as we know it, 1025 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:43,885 has changed. 1026 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:43,885 - Yeah, yeah. 1027 00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:45,468 From now on, 1028 00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:45,468 you'll be dancing on Tuesdays. 1029 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,801 Oh, Ronaldo's 1030 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:48,801 FaceTiming. 1031 00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:52,301 Hey, guys. 1032 00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:52,301 So, uh, listen. 1033 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,926 Oprah knows 1034 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,926 about the candy dish. 1035 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,676 I don't know 1036 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:55,676 what you're talking about. 1037 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,635 There are cameras, Mitchell! 1038 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,635 You need to bring it back. 1039 00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:01,551 Where are you? 1040 00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:01,551 I'm still here at Oprah's, 1041 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,385 under my own free will. 1042 00:21:03,468 --> 00:21:06,968 And I will probably 1043 00:21:03,468 --> 00:21:06,968 stay here in this tower 1044 00:21:07,051 --> 00:21:09,385 until she gets her dish back. 1045 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,676 It's quite meaningful. 1046 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,676 She stole it from ... 1047 00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:16,218 got it as a gift 1048 00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:16,218 from Michelle Obama. 1049 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,301 Oh, my God. 1050 00:21:19,385 --> 00:21:21,468 We have Michelle Obama's 1051 00:21:19,385 --> 00:21:21,468 candy dish. 1052 00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:23,635 Oprah Winfrey 1053 00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:23,635 has our number. 1054 00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:29,551 Okay! 1055 00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:29,551 - Oh, my God. 1056 00:21:29,801 --> 00:21:32,718 Captions by VITAC :