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How we doin'?

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It's the most stressful

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day of the year

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for Claire ...

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our anniversary.

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She tends to leave

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her gift shopping

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till the last minute,

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and the pressure

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can really get to her.

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I'm great.

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Huh.

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Oh, did you forget

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it's our ...

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No.

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Happy Anniversary.

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You're strangely calm.

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Is this the legendary

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realm beyond madness?

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I already got your gift.

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And I nailed it.

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I even stayed below

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the $100 limit.

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You?

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Oh, you'll be

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quite pleased.

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once I find something.

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This time I left my shopping

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till the last minute,

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maybe just to give Claire

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a chance at our competition.

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Am I too competitive?

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I mean, she does often say,

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"Phil, do you always

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have to finish first?"

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Joe, I'm coming for you.

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Hey,

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have you guys seen Joe?

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Aw, man!

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You found me so easy.

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But that was for fun.

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Hide and seek?

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What am I, 4?

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I'm here because Luke has

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the new zombie video game

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that my mom

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would never let me play.

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So... what else?

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What else?

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Hey, didn't you get

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a new video game?

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Crap, crap, crap,

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crap, crap!

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Did you see her

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yesterday?

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No, why?

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That's what she says

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when she realizes

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she just slept through

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an entire day.

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So, my boss went away

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for the weekend,

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and I realized I left my phone

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at her house.

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There's a doggy door,

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but then I would have to

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find a dog,

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somehow learn how train it

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to go inside,

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and then find it.

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And I don't know

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where to get a ...

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Honey...

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Oh my God, duh.

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Joe, you have a dog.

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Come on.

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Now see, this is when

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entertainment was classy.

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Max Feldman wore a tux,

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the audience

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smoked cigars.

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And his act is as fresh today

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as it was in the '70s.

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What are you, an Eskimo?

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You got 50 words for "snow,"

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but apparently none

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for "toothbrush."

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I don't understand

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why you guys like that man.

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He's a bully.

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See, this is why we're not

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bringing you

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to his show tonight.

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- You don't get the jokes,

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you ask questions

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the whole time...

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It ruins the experience.

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I understand funny jokes.

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This is not funny.

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This is mean.

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He just told that guy

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that he looked like

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a beef jerky wearing a tuxedo.

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And that guy

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was Ronald Reagan

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and he loved it!

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I hope Feldman zetzes me

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tonight.

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Is that why

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you're wearing that shirt?

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Huh? No.

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Anyways, I'm gonna go

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and run some errands.

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If Jorge arrives

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before I'm back,

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please don't bore him

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with this stuff.

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Jorge was

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this steamy Latin musician

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your mother used to date.

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Apparently she feels

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she has to invite him here,

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instead of just

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thinking about him

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while she pages through

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a high-school yearbook

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on her third Scotch

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like a normal person.

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Jay, don't be jealous.

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It was 20 years ago,

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and I only dated him

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for six months.

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And we never had

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what you and I have.

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Well,

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that's nice to hear.

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It was only physical.

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Manny...

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you're gonna learn

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something today.

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I try to learn something

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every day.

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It keeps me young,

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or nuori,

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as they say in Finnish.

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Assuming you stop

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saying stuff like that,

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one day

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you will be married,

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and eventually the ex

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will show up

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sniffing around,

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puffing out

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his pretty-boy chest,

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which is your cue

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to go alpha.

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Don't you think

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Mom will get annoyed

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when she sees you being rude

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to an old friend?

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Not at all.

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Deep down,

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she wants to see me vanquish

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all who came before.

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It's basic animal stuff.

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Oh, I get it.

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My girlfriend Karen

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was pretty frisky

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the other night

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after her ex showed up,

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and I bested him

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in a chocolate-soufflé

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bake-off.

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I don't need to tell you

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my soufflé wasn't

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the only sweet brown dish

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she devoured that night.

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Because...?

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I also made

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molasses cookies.

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I've learned to ask

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the second question.

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I don't even remember

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what the fight was about.

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Uh-huh.

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Then why does your teacher

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want to have a chat with us?

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Maybe she has trouble

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meeting people.

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Ah.

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Hey.

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Oh, that is a ...

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that's bold.

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It's too young,

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isn't it?

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No!

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Oh, God, these things

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have lie detectors now.

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Sir,

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please give me your bag.

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Oh... we... well,

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the cashier probably

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just forgot to take

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a security tag off of the ...

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Where did that

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come from?

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Possible 488.

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No.

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I wouldn't steal a bra!

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I don't wear bras!

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Yeah.

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Oh. Well, maybe once.

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Our friend Pepper had

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a "Turning 50 is a Drag" party.

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Yeah,

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he's had five of those.

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So...

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Sir,

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please come with me.

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No...

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Mitchell, call a lawyer!

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- I'm a lawyer.

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Yeah, but you've lost

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more suits

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than a Men's Wearhouse

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in a tornado.

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April Fool's!

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They thought

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you were a shoplifter!

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Burn!

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A fight at school,

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and now a shoplifting prank?

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If you wanted to rebel,

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why don't you just put

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a pink streak in your hair?

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I told you,

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I don't want one.

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But you would look

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so cute.

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Okay, well,

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whatever this phase is,

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I'm not a fan.

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I blame us.

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We've been

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far too permissive.

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Agreed.

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You are grounded

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for one month, Missy!

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We got

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the Cirque du Soleil tickets.

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Except

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for Cirque du Soleil!

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And the Disneyland trip.

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And for Disneyland!

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But you are not

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going to Christina's

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slumber party tonight

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no matter how much ...

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We have reservations

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at Cactus.

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Okay,

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Christina's slumber party

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is the last one

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for a while.

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Right. That's right.

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Scented candles.

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The simpleton's choice.

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The perfect gift

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has three elements ...

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not something

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you'd buy for yourself,

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takes you on

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an emotional journey,

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that journey is on a ship ...

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A showmanship.

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Mm.

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I mean, finding a gift

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that has all three

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is challenging,

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but here's the thing.

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Bad ideas

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aren't your enemy.

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In fact, sometimes

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if you free-associate

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from the bad ideas,

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you discover great ones.

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Let's try it.

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Sir, would you like

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a bonsai tree?

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Novelty key chain.

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First thing that popped

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into the noodle.

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It's terrible.

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Let's see

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what that key unlocks.

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Novelty key chain.

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Novelty lock.

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Loch Ness Monster.

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Monster bike.

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Bike lock. Padlock.

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Mouse pad.

303
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Novelty mouse pad!

304
00:05:44,566 --> 00:05:45,691
Novelty key chain!

305
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What... just... happened?

306
00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:50,525
It was like my muse

307
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just disappeared.

308
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And she

309
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wasn't coming back.

310
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Soap?

311
00:05:52,191 --> 00:05:54,441
She's not your grandma, Phil!

312
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If I don't care that it

313
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mops, dusts, squeegees,

314
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and lights up,

315
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would I care

316
00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,525
that Stacey Keach says

317
00:05:59,608 --> 00:06:01,983
it's the last cleaning tool

318
00:05:59,608 --> 00:06:01,983
you'll ever need?

319
00:06:04,191 --> 00:06:06,066
Box of chocolates.

320
00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:07,941
Count Chocula.

321
00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:11,316
Chaka Khan, conman,

322
00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:11,316
Isle of Man.

323
00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,150
"I Love Lucy," Lucy Liu.

324
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Lululemon, lemon peel.

325
00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:17,025
"Key & Peele," key chain!

326
00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:18,525
Novelty key chain?

327
00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:19,941
No!

328
00:06:20,025 --> 00:06:21,316
No!

329
00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:26,691
Laundry, right?

330
00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:26,691
Oh, it never ends.

331
00:06:26,775 --> 00:06:27,983
I heard that.

332
00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:30,691
Happy Anniversary,

333
00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:30,691
by the way.

334
00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:30,691
Thank you.

335
00:06:30,775 --> 00:06:32,566
Did you get anything special

336
00:06:30,775 --> 00:06:32,566
for Phil?

337
00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:33,900
Kid's smooth like butter.

338
00:06:33,983 --> 00:06:35,525
Just like I coached him.

339
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I am very excited

340
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about the present

341
00:06:35,608 --> 00:06:37,816
I got for Phil.

342
00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,441
Come on over here.

343
00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,441
Come on closer.

344
00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:42,233
But you have to promise that

345
00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:42,233
you are not gonna tell anybody.

346
00:06:42,316 --> 00:06:43,400
Talk to papa.

347
00:06:43,483 --> 00:06:46,525
I don't want anybody else

348
00:06:43,483 --> 00:06:46,525
to hear what it is.

349
00:06:46,608 --> 00:06:49,066
It's a really good secret.

350
00:06:46,608 --> 00:06:49,066
And the present is...

351
00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:51,025
Ow!

352
00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:51,025
Ow!

353
00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:52,733
Why would you do that?

354
00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:55,316
My ears are still

355
00:06:52,816 --> 00:06:55,316
developing!

356
00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,275
Nice try, Phil.

357
00:06:57,358 --> 00:06:58,400
That's so funny!

358
00:06:58,483 --> 00:06:59,900
Oh. Hey, honey.

359
00:06:58,483 --> 00:06:59,900
How are you?

360
00:06:59,983 --> 00:07:01,025
I'm so sorry.

361
00:06:59,983 --> 00:07:01,025
I have to take this.

362
00:07:01,108 --> 00:07:03,275
Oh, boy.

363
00:07:03,358 --> 00:07:05,025
Hello, Robert...

364
00:07:05,108 --> 00:07:06,608
Not too much.

365
00:07:05,108 --> 00:07:06,608
How are you?

366
00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:09,108
There are a lot of ways

367
00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:09,108
you can establish status

368
00:07:09,191 --> 00:07:11,025
over another man,

369
00:07:09,191 --> 00:07:11,025
like Jorge.

370
00:07:11,108 --> 00:07:12,650
A firm handshake...

371
00:07:13,691 --> 00:07:15,608
displays of wealth...

372
00:07:15,691 --> 00:07:17,608
and feats of strength.

373
00:07:19,358 --> 00:07:20,608
Interesting.

374
00:07:19,358 --> 00:07:20,608
Moving that rug

375
00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,316
was the hardest thing

376
00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,316
in the world for you

377
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,983
when I needed to practice

378
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,983
tap dancing.

379
00:07:24,108 --> 00:07:26,566
There are also

380
00:07:24,108 --> 00:07:26,566
more subtle moves,

381
00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:29,025
what I call

382
00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:29,025
micro-aggressions.

383
00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:30,483
Call him

384
00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:30,483
by the wrong name.

385
00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,775
Throws him off

386
00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,775
the moment he meets you.

387
00:07:33,858 --> 00:07:35,691
You must be Huevos!

388
00:07:35,775 --> 00:07:38,483
Jay! Pleasure.

389
00:07:35,775 --> 00:07:38,483
Jorge de la Selva.

390
00:07:38,566 --> 00:07:39,900
In English,

391
00:07:38,566 --> 00:07:39,900
it's George of the Jungle,

392
00:07:39,983 --> 00:07:41,483
so I stick with Spanish.

393
00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:42,858
Hey, who's got

394
00:07:41,566 --> 00:07:42,858
the great taste?

395
00:07:42,941 --> 00:07:44,025
That would be me!

396
00:07:44,108 --> 00:07:45,316
Nice!

397
00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,816
Uh, hello...

398
00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,941
So, you and Gloria...

399
00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,941
you used to, uh...

400
00:07:51,025 --> 00:07:52,483
Yep.

401
00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,483
Hey, so he was

402
00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,483
a little more handsome

403
00:07:56,566 --> 00:07:57,733
than you were expecting,

404
00:07:57,816 --> 00:07:59,983
but pull yourself together,

405
00:07:57,816 --> 00:07:59,983
man.

406
00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:03,108
Now, fights are very common

407
00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:03,108
at Lily's age.

408
00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,441
I mean,

409
00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,441
so many parents ask me,

410
00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,150
"What happened

411
00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,150
to my sweet little kid,"

412
00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,233
and I say,

413
00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,233
"That's puberty."

414
00:08:08,316 --> 00:08:09,566
Puberty.

415
00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:10,733
Well, Lily's a little young

416
00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:10,733
for that, so...

417
00:08:10,816 --> 00:08:11,691
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

418
00:08:11,775 --> 00:08:13,233
What is this?

419
00:08:11,775 --> 00:08:13,233
The inner ear?

420
00:08:13,316 --> 00:08:15,650
That is the female

421
00:08:13,316 --> 00:08:15,650
reproductive system.

422
00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:16,900
Oh.

423
00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:16,900
Cam.

424
00:08:16,983 --> 00:08:17,900
Oops. Heh.

425
00:08:17,983 --> 00:08:18,900
I dropped the, uh ...

426
00:08:18,983 --> 00:08:20,150
I want to say egg chute,

427
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,566
but I know it's probably

428
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,566
something more Latin-y.

429
00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:23,733
It can be a challenge

430
00:08:23,816 --> 00:08:26,025
when a child

431
00:08:23,816 --> 00:08:26,025
enters into adolescence,

432
00:08:26,108 --> 00:08:27,233
so I was thinking ...

433
00:08:27,316 --> 00:08:28,525
does Lily have any aunts

434
00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:31,025
or any other female figures

435
00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:31,025
in her life?

436
00:08:31,108 --> 00:08:32,066
Yes, why?

437
00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:33,358
Well, she might want

438
00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:33,358
to talk to a woman

439
00:08:33,441 --> 00:08:34,566
about what

440
00:08:33,441 --> 00:08:34,566
she's going through.

441
00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:35,525
Okay. I see.

442
00:08:35,608 --> 00:08:36,691
So meaning, as a gay couple,

443
00:08:36,775 --> 00:08:37,900
we're not up to the task

444
00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:39,358
of raising a daughter

445
00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:39,358
on our own.

446
00:08:39,441 --> 00:08:40,358
No...

447
00:08:39,441 --> 00:08:40,358
Okay.

448
00:08:40,441 --> 00:08:42,400
Mitchell, I'm stuck.

449
00:08:42,483 --> 00:08:43,858
I'm just saying that

450
00:08:42,483 --> 00:08:43,858
Lily may be self-conscious

451
00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,900
talking to men ...

452
00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,900
even her dads ...

453
00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:49,483
about certain

454
00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:49,483
female body issues.

455
00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,566
Did she tell you

456
00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,566
what the fight was about?

457
00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:53,691
Yes. Obviously.

458
00:08:53,775 --> 00:08:55,358
Yes,

459
00:08:53,775 --> 00:08:55,358
we are a very open family.

460
00:08:55,441 --> 00:08:58,191
It's not like we wouldn't

461
00:08:55,441 --> 00:08:58,191
just not follow up.

462
00:08:58,275 --> 00:08:59,358
And what did

463
00:08:58,275 --> 00:08:59,358
she tell you?

464
00:08:59,441 --> 00:09:00,275
Uh, that...

465
00:09:00,358 --> 00:09:01,275
A...

466
00:09:00,358 --> 00:09:01,275
Boy...?

467
00:09:01,358 --> 00:09:02,191
No.

468
00:09:01,358 --> 00:09:02,191
Girl.

469
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,691
A girl tried

470
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,691
to snap Lily's ...

471
00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:04,941
Finger!

472
00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:04,941
Bra.

473
00:09:05,025 --> 00:09:07,358
But Lily

474
00:09:05,025 --> 00:09:07,358
doesn't have a bra.

475
00:09:05,025 --> 00:09:07,358
Exactly.

476
00:09:07,441 --> 00:09:08,775
And now

477
00:09:07,441 --> 00:09:08,775
she's getting teased,

478
00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:10,233
because unlike

479
00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:10,233
the other girls,

480
00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,150
she doesn't have a ...

481
00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:13,066
Oh, just say it.

482
00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:13,066
A mom.

483
00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,983
A bra.

484
00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,983
Oh.

485
00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,983
Okay, so...

486
00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:16,191
Oh, that wasn't a joke

487
00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:17,733
when she stuffed that bra

488
00:09:16,275 --> 00:09:17,733
in your bag.

489
00:09:17,816 --> 00:09:18,733
She wants one.

490
00:09:18,816 --> 00:09:19,858
She's just ...

491
00:09:19,941 --> 00:09:21,358
she was too embarrassed

492
00:09:19,941 --> 00:09:21,358
to ask for it.

493
00:09:22,525 --> 00:09:23,733
Oh, boy.

494
00:09:23,816 --> 00:09:25,066
You don't think this is gon...

495
00:09:23,816 --> 00:09:25,066
gonna come up

496
00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,566
at the slumber party,

497
00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,566
do you?

498
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,441
Not Christina S's

499
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,441
slumber party?

500
00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:29,691
Yes.

501
00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:29,691
Oh, God.

502
00:09:29,775 --> 00:09:32,983
She single handedly sent

503
00:09:29,775 --> 00:09:32,983
our lunch lady back to rehab.

504
00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:35,066
I would strongly consider

505
00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:35,066
bringing Lily ...

506
00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,525
Thank you, we got it.

507
00:09:36,608 --> 00:09:37,608
Mm.

508
00:09:37,691 --> 00:09:38,858
Obviously

509
00:09:37,691 --> 00:09:38,858
you were gonna say

510
00:09:38,941 --> 00:09:41,775
we should bring Lily...

511
00:09:38,941 --> 00:09:41,775
home?

512
00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:43,150
Actually,

513
00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:43,150
I was going to say

514
00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:44,275
bring Lily

515
00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:44,275
a training... bra.

516
00:09:44,358 --> 00:09:45,983
Training bra!

517
00:09:44,358 --> 00:09:45,983
A train set! Bra.

518
00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:48,775
See? We all said training bra

519
00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:48,775
at the same time.

520
00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:48,775
Yes.

521
00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:53,733
Oh, wow.

522
00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:53,733
This crema is incredible.

523
00:09:53,816 --> 00:09:56,275
The secret is Amore beans

524
00:09:53,816 --> 00:09:56,275
from Guatemala.

525
00:09:56,358 --> 00:09:57,650
Low-acid, shade-grown,

526
00:09:57,733 --> 00:10:00,775
individually massaged

527
00:09:57,733 --> 00:10:00,775
by an order of hill nuns.

528
00:10:00,858 --> 00:10:02,941
Oh, I'm very familiar

529
00:10:00,858 --> 00:10:02,941
with the Amore bean.

530
00:10:03,025 --> 00:10:04,275
I get why you have trouble

531
00:10:04,358 --> 00:10:05,233
vanquishing this guy.

532
00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:07,608
He's perfect.

533
00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:07,608
So, Jorge, um,

534
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,525
you were Gloria's boyfriend

535
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,525
right before Javier?

536
00:10:10,608 --> 00:10:12,358
Yeah, and a little during,

537
00:10:10,608 --> 00:10:12,358
you know?

538
00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:14,191
She kinda bounced around

539
00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:14,191
between the two of us.

540
00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:16,066
Um, where is she anyway?

541
00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,775
I got to be at a Dodger game

542
00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,775
in an hour.

543
00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:19,400
Oh, you like sports?

544
00:10:19,483 --> 00:10:20,691
That's fantastic!

545
00:10:20,775 --> 00:10:22,441
I tried to get this one

546
00:10:20,775 --> 00:10:22,441
into baseball.

547
00:10:22,525 --> 00:10:23,358
No go.

548
00:10:23,441 --> 00:10:25,358
Actually,

549
00:10:23,441 --> 00:10:25,358
I hate baseball.

550
00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:27,025
I'm here to sing

551
00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:27,025
the national anthem.

552
00:10:27,108 --> 00:10:28,400
I'm an opera singer.

553
00:10:28,483 --> 00:10:30,025
I just finished two months

554
00:10:28,483 --> 00:10:30,025
at La Scala.

555
00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:32,316
The house

556
00:10:30,108 --> 00:10:32,316
that Toscanini built?

557
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,816
Yeah, well, it's been rebuilt

558
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,816
a few times.

559
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,983
You know, a bunch of opera

560
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,983
singers prancing around.

561
00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:37,816
It, uh, takes its toll

562
00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:37,816
on the foundation.

563
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,316
Yeah.

564
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,316
Hey.

565
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,483
I'm here to pick up

566
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,483
Mom's old boombox

567
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,483
from storage?

568
00:10:41,566 --> 00:10:43,108
She needs it for...

569
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,483
How many Mannys do you see

570
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,483
through these things?

571
00:10:46,566 --> 00:10:48,525
That's Gloria's

572
00:10:46,566 --> 00:10:48,525
ex-boyfriend.

573
00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:50,025
Wait, how far ex?

574
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,608
Roughly 20 years.

575
00:10:52,691 --> 00:10:53,816
Oh, my God.

576
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,275
Is ... Is it possible?

577
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,275
What does Gloria say?

578
00:10:55,358 --> 00:10:56,566
She hasn't even

579
00:10:55,358 --> 00:10:56,566
seen him yet.

580
00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,941
The odd bit is, these two clones

581
00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,941
don't see the resemblance.

582
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,066
Maybe she won't either?

583
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,066
I'm not gonna force it on her.

584
00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,900
I mean,

585
00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,900
it's no easy thing to say

586
00:11:02,983 --> 00:11:04,608
"Is there a chance

587
00:11:02,983 --> 00:11:04,608
you're so dumb

588
00:11:04,691 --> 00:11:06,608
you don't even know

589
00:11:04,691 --> 00:11:06,608
who the father of

590
00:11:04,691 --> 00:11:06,608
your baby is?"

591
00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:08,483
We could do

592
00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:08,483
a DNA test.

593
00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,025
I could do one

594
00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:10,025
at the lab at school.

595
00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:11,858
And then you would have

596
00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:11,858
a definitive answer.

597
00:11:11,941 --> 00:11:13,191
If it comes back negative,

598
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:14,608
mm, you don't even really

599
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:14,608
have to tell Gloria.

600
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:15,858
Well, what do you need,

601
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:15,858
saliva?

602
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,358
We take these two

603
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,358
down to the Sizzler,

604
00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:19,608
and you squeegee what you need

605
00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:19,608
off the salad-bar window?

606
00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:21,400
They use hairs now!

607
00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:27,775
"But we hanged Wichita Willy

608
00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:27,775
yesterday," said the sheriff.

609
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:29,108
"Could he be back

610
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:29,108
for revenge?"

611
00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:30,233
That's when they looked up

612
00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:33,066
and there was

613
00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:33,066
Wichita Willy,

614
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,233
the noose still

615
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,233
dangling from his neck.

616
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,441
Hey, sweetie.

617
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,441
What you guys doing?

618
00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:44,900
Have you heard of

619
00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:44,900
Twice Hung Willy?

620
00:11:44,983 --> 00:11:47,650
Um, yes, I'm familiar

621
00:11:44,983 --> 00:11:47,650
with his films, but ...

622
00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:48,941
What are you doing here?

623
00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:50,233
There's something

624
00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:50,233
we forgot to pack for you.

625
00:11:50,316 --> 00:11:51,275
Can ... can I talk to you

626
00:11:50,316 --> 00:11:51,275
for a second?

627
00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:52,441
No. It's girls only.

628
00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:54,066
Yeah, no, but you're

629
00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:54,066
gonna love it.

630
00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:55,191
What is it?

631
00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:57,191
Oh, it's not for you,

632
00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:57,191
Christina.

633
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,483
Uh...

634
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,483
Oh, God.

635
00:11:58,566 --> 00:12:00,400
Lily...?

636
00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:02,191
Why does your dad

637
00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:02,191
have a fallopian tube?

638
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:03,941
That's what it is.

639
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:03,941
Oh.

640
00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:05,233
What's wrong with you?

641
00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:06,900
Calm down, okay?

642
00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:06,900
Your father was fiddling

643
00:12:06,983 --> 00:12:08,608
with your teacher's

644
00:12:06,983 --> 00:12:08,608
reproductive organ.

645
00:12:08,691 --> 00:12:10,400
Oh, my God!

646
00:12:08,691 --> 00:12:10,400
Ms. Wolfe?

647
00:12:10,483 --> 00:12:11,941
No, ju...

648
00:12:10,483 --> 00:12:11,941
the model on her desk.

649
00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:13,733
And then he put

650
00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:13,733
his finger into it,

651
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,025
and then he couldn't ...

652
00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:16,400
Well, now mine's stuck!

653
00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:16,400
Okay, let me...

654
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,983
Okay, this is tight.

655
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,983
Push your finger

656
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:17,983
through.

657
00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:19,358
Oh, no.

658
00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:20,775
Are they like this

659
00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:20,775
in real life?

660
00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:20,775
I don't think so.

661
00:12:20,858 --> 00:12:22,316
This is gross!

662
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,608
No. It's not gross, okay?

663
00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:25,066
Nothing about your body

664
00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:25,066
is gross to us.

665
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,066
Yes. Not your cycles,

666
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,066
not your fluids ...

667
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,441
Oh, my God,

668
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,441
just stop talking forever.

669
00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:31,108
Just go!

670
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,400
Oh, well,

671
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,400
that was a disaster.

672
00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:36,483
You know, maybe it's just time

673
00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:36,483
we start to admit

674
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:37,858
that straight couples

675
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:37,858
have strengths

676
00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:39,566
that we don't,

677
00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:39,566
you know?

678
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:42,733
And maybe moms know

679
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:42,733
more about girls than we do.

680
00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:44,608
Is it time to start

681
00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:44,608
farming some of this

682
00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:44,608
girl stuff out?

683
00:12:44,691 --> 00:12:45,775
Yeah, but to who?

684
00:12:45,858 --> 00:12:47,108
Claire's an over-sharer.

685
00:12:47,191 --> 00:12:49,483
Gloria ...

686
00:12:47,191 --> 00:12:49,483
is her body even human?

687
00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:51,233
Haley knows less than Lily.

688
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:53,316
So who do we go to?

689
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:53,316
Alex?

690
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:53,316
I guess.

691
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,566
I mean, it'll be dull,

692
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,566
but it'll be right.

693
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,358
Let's prank call Milo

694
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,358
again.

695
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,358
You totally like him.

696
00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:00,816
I do not!

697
00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:00,816
I just want to torture him.

698
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,691
Okay ... so, see,

699
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,691
are we supposed to hear

700
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,691
something like that

701
00:13:02,775 --> 00:13:03,691
and say nothing?

702
00:13:02,775 --> 00:13:03,691
Yes, we are.

703
00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:04,983
Come on.

704
00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:04,983
Okay, hi.

705
00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:06,525
If you want to get

706
00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:06,525
a boy's attention,

707
00:13:06,608 --> 00:13:09,400
you know, a prank call

708
00:13:06,608 --> 00:13:09,400
is probably not the move.

709
00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:10,691
Dad!

710
00:13:10,775 --> 00:13:12,191
Cam, this is not our place.

711
00:13:10,775 --> 00:13:12,191
But he's not wrong.

712
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,650
I just like

713
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,650
to make him mad!

714
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,275
Yeah, well,

715
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,275
we just thought you liked him

716
00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:16,316
and you wanted to know

717
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,358
the best way

718
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,358
to get his attention,

719
00:13:17,441 --> 00:13:18,358
but apparently not.

720
00:13:18,441 --> 00:13:19,358
So good night.

721
00:13:19,441 --> 00:13:21,025
Wait!

722
00:13:21,108 --> 00:13:22,400
Okay.

723
00:13:22,483 --> 00:13:24,483
Okay, so,

724
00:13:22,483 --> 00:13:24,483
who's Milo's best friend?

725
00:13:22,483 --> 00:13:24,483
Barrett.

726
00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:26,941
Okay, you're gonna text Milo,

727
00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:26,941
"You're hilarious!

728
00:13:27,025 --> 00:13:29,775
Crying-laughing face,

729
00:13:27,025 --> 00:13:29,775
and winky face emoji."

730
00:13:29,858 --> 00:13:30,941
Then wait a beat.

731
00:13:31,025 --> 00:13:32,441
Then you're gonna

732
00:13:31,025 --> 00:13:32,441
text back,

733
00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:33,650
"Oops, sorry.

734
00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:33,650
That was for Barrett.

735
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,066
Neutral-face emoji

736
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,066
with straight-line mouth."

737
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:38,900
Oh, my God. Genius.

738
00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:40,858
Wow,

739
00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:40,858
I've never seen her smile.

740
00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:42,150
Dudes!

741
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:43,566
Milo just

742
00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:43,566
texted me back.

743
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:44,900
Okay, what'd he say?

744
00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:46,108
"You're a jerk.

745
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:47,566
Winky eye face

746
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:47,566
with the tongue hanging out."

747
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,900
Oh, you're in.

748
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,900
You're in.

749
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,900
Oh! Yeah.

750
00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:51,816
Do not text him back,

751
00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:51,816
okay?

752
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,191
But when you see him

753
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,191
on Monday,

754
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:55,191
walk right past him

755
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:55,191
and throw him a quick...

756
00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:56,316
"Hey."

757
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,150
Hey.

758
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,150
Yes!

759
00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,108
All right,

760
00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,108
you girls got it from here.

761
00:13:59,191 --> 00:14:00,400
We have

762
00:13:59,191 --> 00:14:00,400
a dinner reservation.

763
00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:02,691
Hey, I saw what

764
00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:02,691
you put in the bag.

765
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,733
Thanks.

766
00:14:03,816 --> 00:14:05,441
You're welcome, sweetie.

767
00:14:03,816 --> 00:14:05,441
And we love you.

768
00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:07,483
Are you gonna be this cool

769
00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:07,483
when I like a boy?

770
00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:09,900
Oh, no. No.

771
00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:09,900
No. Not a chance.

772
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:17,191
Good, you're home.

773
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:17,191
One second.

774
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,358
Papi, you look great

775
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,358
in that new shirt!

776
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,858
So handsome!

777
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,858
Gloria!

778
00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:23,900
Oh.

779
00:14:23,983 --> 00:14:25,150
I thought you were Manny.

780
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,858
Good. You're caught up now.

781
00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,275
I know I put on a few,

782
00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,275
but they don't take you

783
00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:31,483
seriously as an opera singer

784
00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:31,483
when you're too skinny.

785
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,941
Do you know what happens

786
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,941
when the thin lady sings?

787
00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:35,441
The show

788
00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:35,441
just keeps going.

789
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,941
It's so wonderful

790
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,941
to see you.

791
00:14:38,025 --> 00:14:39,650
I ... I'm gonna go

792
00:14:38,025 --> 00:14:39,650
and open a bottle of wine.

793
00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:47,441
Do you think

794
00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:47,441
that Jorge could be...?

795
00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:48,983
Jorge mentioned

796
00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:48,983
you bounced around

797
00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:50,108
between him and Javier.

798
00:14:50,191 --> 00:14:52,900
How much bouncing

799
00:14:50,191 --> 00:14:52,900
did you do?

800
00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:55,608
Technically,

801
00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:55,608
it's possible.

802
00:14:55,691 --> 00:14:56,941
Oh, my God.

803
00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:59,400
How is Manny

804
00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:59,400
going to handle this?

805
00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:59,400
Not great.

806
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,858
You know he doesn't respond well

807
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,858
to surprises.

808
00:15:01,941 --> 00:15:03,191
Remember how upset he got

809
00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:04,525
when he found out

810
00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:04,525
those mashed potatoes

811
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:06,150
were really just

812
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:06,150
whipped cauliflower?

813
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,691
What are we going to do?

814
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:09,983
Okay, Grandpa, I got ...

815
00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,316
Oh, Gloria, you're here.

816
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,191
What do you bring with you,

817
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,191
besides that guilty look?

818
00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:16,941
Okay, in order to get

819
00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:16,941
a definitive answer,

820
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,941
I had Alex

821
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,941
perform a DNA test.

822
00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:21,525
You got them both

823
00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:21,525
to spit?

824
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,441
They use hair now.

825
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,441
Eugh.

826
00:15:23,525 --> 00:15:25,775
Hey, lotion's

827
00:15:23,525 --> 00:15:25,775
on the sink, Jorge.

828
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,191
Hey, turns out

829
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,191
I'm not the only one

830
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:29,983
who suffers

831
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:29,983
from dry navel.

832
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:31,775
Uh, Alex, why do you

833
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:31,775
have a medical form

834
00:15:31,858 --> 00:15:33,150
with my name on it?

835
00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:37,566
I don't think I should be

836
00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:37,566
the one to explain this.

837
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,066
Manny... as you know,

838
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,191
your mother and Jorge

839
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,191
had a relationship.

840
00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,358
You're a lot alike,

841
00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:48,691
and it made us curious

842
00:15:46,441 --> 00:15:48,691
as to whether...

843
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:51,191
Uh, are ...

844
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:51,191
are you saying ...

845
00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:52,691
This is a DNA test.

846
00:15:52,775 --> 00:15:55,358
Your mom didn't even find out

847
00:15:52,775 --> 00:15:55,358
until today.

848
00:15:55,441 --> 00:15:57,941
So ... I...

849
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,775
I ... I don't even know

850
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,775
how to react.

851
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:03,691
So my whole childhood

852
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:03,691
was a lie?

853
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,150
I thought Javier

854
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,150
was my dad.

855
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,483
Now he's just some stranger

856
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,483
who gave me baths?

857
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:08,816
Listen, buddy.

858
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,733
It's not who brings you

859
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,733
into the world.

860
00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:12,608
It's what you do

861
00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:12,608
when you're there.

862
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:13,816
You're not Javier.

863
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,275
You're not this guy.

864
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,275
You're you.

865
00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:16,858
And what you are

866
00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:16,858
is amazing.

867
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:18,108
And for the record,

868
00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:19,650
I've been your dad

869
00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:19,650
since you were 10,

870
00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:22,858
and I'm gonna be your dad

871
00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:22,858
until I'm gone.

872
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,566
I love you,

873
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,566
and I always will.

874
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:27,233
I love you too, Jay.

875
00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:36,233
Ha! April Fool's!

876
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:39,775
Now who doesn't

877
00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:39,775
understand a joke?

878
00:16:39,858 --> 00:16:40,900
What?

879
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:43,150
I never dated Jorge!

880
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,316
He's the butcher

881
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,316
at the grocery store!

882
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,650
I just thought

883
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,650
that he looked like Manny!

884
00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:50,025
Why would you do that?

885
00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:53,358
Because you said

886
00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:53,358
that I didn't understand funny.

887
00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:55,525
I didn't know you were going

888
00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:55,525
to take the prank this far.

889
00:16:55,608 --> 00:16:57,066
You made Grandpa cry.

890
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,150
I know!

891
00:16:58,233 --> 00:16:59,150
He was like,

892
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:03,191
"I love you

893
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:03,191
and I always will."

894
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,233
Okay, look, I'm out.

895
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,566
Uh, I used to raise veal,

896
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:09,858
and this has to be

897
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:09,858
the cruelest thing

898
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,608
I've ever been

899
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,608
a part of.

900
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,525
Okay, almost there...

901
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,525
almost there...

902
00:17:15,608 --> 00:17:17,066
Hang on. One second.

903
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,816
Claire's gift

904
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,816
involved a blindfold

905
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,025
and a second location ...

906
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,608
showmanship

907
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,608
of the highest order.

908
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:24,941
To make things worse,

909
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:24,941
the clock ran out on me.

910
00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:26,191
My gift...

911
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:28,733
I settled...

912
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,400
I can't even

913
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,400
say it out loud.

914
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,650
And...

915
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:34,733
Ta-da!

916
00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:35,691
Oh, my God.

917
00:17:35,775 --> 00:17:37,400
Our old apartment.

918
00:17:37,483 --> 00:17:38,775
I know.

919
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,733
I was noodling around on Airbnb

920
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,733
a couple of weeks ago

921
00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:44,066
and it was just right there

922
00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:44,066
listed.

923
00:17:44,191 --> 00:17:46,191
Unbelievable.

924
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,983
It's $85 for the night,

925
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,191
$6 for our old favorite

926
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,191
Arizona fish sticks,

927
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:53,025
which you will smell

928
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:53,025
warming right now...

929
00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:56,108
$3 for the "Forget Paris"

930
00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:56,108
rental.

931
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:59,733
Aw, you even found cans of

932
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:59,733
the wine we used to like.

933
00:17:59,816 --> 00:18:01,566
You completely nailed it.

934
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:03,233
I know. I really did!

935
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,150
I did! I did!

936
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,483
And it was

937
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,483
the first time ever.

938
00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:07,650
And...

939
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:09,191
I really want

940
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:09,191
this feeling to last.

941
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:10,483
Would it be weird

942
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:10,483
if I asked you

943
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:12,066
not to give me your gift

944
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:12,066
until tomorrow?

945
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,941
You got it.

946
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,941
Yes!

947
00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:15,191
In fact, I might, uh ...

948
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,275
I might sneak off

949
00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:17,275
and trade this in

950
00:18:17,358 --> 00:18:18,858
for something

951
00:18:17,358 --> 00:18:18,858
really terrible

952
00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:20,275
just to seal

953
00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:20,275
your victory.

954
00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:21,525
All right.

955
00:18:21,608 --> 00:18:23,775
Now let's get this party

956
00:18:21,608 --> 00:18:23,775
started.

957
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:25,858
No.

958
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:25,858
Mm.

959
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:27,650
The old mixtape

960
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:27,650
I made you?

961
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:27,650
Mm-hmm.

962
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:31,066
Oh, yeah.

963
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:31,066
"Songs in the key of Phil."

964
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,733
Oh, no!

965
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,733
Oh. Oh.

966
00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:34,608
Aw, no.

967
00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:34,608
Wait, hang out.

968
00:18:34,691 --> 00:18:36,441
It's not going back in.

969
00:18:34,691 --> 00:18:36,441
You know what?

970
00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:38,233
Sometimes it's nice

971
00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:38,233
to not have music.

972
00:18:38,316 --> 00:18:40,358
(electronic music

973
00:18:38,316 --> 00:18:40,358
plays in distance)

974
00:18:40,441 --> 00:18:42,566
Well, I'm not listening to that

975
00:18:40,441 --> 00:18:42,566
all night.

976
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:43,775
Oh.

977
00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:47,566
I wonder if the old

978
00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:47,566
intercom system still works.

979
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,316
Oh, yeah!

980
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,233
Yeah.

981
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:51,150
Give it to 'em.

982
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,733
Tell 'em how I feel.

983
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:55,900
Hey!

984
00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:58,233
Hey! Ahh!

985
00:18:58,316 --> 00:18:59,483
Oh, my God!

986
00:18:58,316 --> 00:18:59,483
Oh, oh, oh!

987
00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:01,900
It's okay! Okay.

988
00:18:59,566 --> 00:19:01,900
No need to be alarmed.

989
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,566
Oh, no,

990
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,566
not the fish sticks!

991
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,566
Okay...

992
00:19:07,441 --> 00:19:08,775
Oh, oh, Phil?

993
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:11,191
Open the window,

994
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:11,191
and it'll stop the alarm!

995
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:14,400
Oh, God!

996
00:19:13,566 --> 00:19:14,400
Whoa!

997
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:15,566
Oh, God!

998
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:15,566
Oh, it's okay!

999
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,400
Phil! Phil!

1000
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,400
Oh! I got you!

1001
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:19,150
Okay ...

1002
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:19,150
I got you!

1003
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,150
Oh, God.

1004
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,775
Oh, God.

1005
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,775
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1006
00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:22,900
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1007
00:19:22,983 --> 00:19:23,900
Waah!

1008
00:19:23,983 --> 00:19:25,316
Wine is flammable?

1009
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,733
No! But that is!

1010
00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:27,983
Oh, God.

1011
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,816
Ahh... Ohh...

1012
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:32,983
Raccoons!

1013
00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:34,775
Oh, for God's sake, Phil,

1014
00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:34,775
just swear like an adult.

1015
00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:35,983
No!

1016
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,941
Part of me always knew

1017
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,941
this is how I was gonna go out.

1018
00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:41,691
In a wine fire

1019
00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:41,691
surrounded by raccoons?

1020
00:19:41,775 --> 00:19:42,733
Wait.

1021
00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:48,358
What is that?

1022
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,400
Oh, my goodness.

1023
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,566
Oh, yes.

1024
00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:56,400
What ... what is this?

1025
00:19:57,775 --> 00:19:58,900
Ohh...

1026
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,108
Ahh!

1027
00:20:01,191 --> 00:20:02,108
Oh, yes!

1028
00:20:02,191 --> 00:20:03,650
Yeh-ha! Yah!

1029
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:04,650
Yah! Yah!

1030
00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,733
Yeah! Get out!

1031
00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,733
You shut your mouth!

1032
00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:08,608
Oh, yeah!

1033
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:11,275
And since the neighbors

1034
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:11,275
can't take a hint.

1035
00:20:11,691 --> 00:20:12,733
Oh!

1036
00:20:12,816 --> 00:20:14,775
That was amazing.

1037
00:20:14,858 --> 00:20:15,733
My dear,

1038
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:18,900
nothing but the best

1039
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:18,900
for you...

1040
00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:21,400
on our anniversary.

1041
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:23,191
Now...

1042
00:20:24,608 --> 00:20:26,400
where were we?

1043
00:20:26,483 --> 00:20:27,400
Okay.

1044
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,650
Oh.

1045
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,108
May I have this dance?

1046
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,150
Yes.

1047
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,816
Oh...

1048
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,150
I am the luckiest girl

1049
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,150
in the world.

1050
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,316
Shh.

1051
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,316
Mm.

1052
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,191
Did you get me a mop

1053
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,191
for our ...?

1054
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,191
Shh.

1055
00:20:52,483 --> 00:20:53,316
Come on.

1056
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,316
Honey, what happened?

1057
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,525
I spilled some milk.

1058
00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:58,608
Apparently the only thing

1059
00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:58,608
this mop can't do is mop.

1060
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,608
Well, there's no use

1061
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,608
crying over it.

1062
00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:01,983
Just call them

1063
00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:01,983
and complain.

1064
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:03,025
Oh, you're right.

1065
00:21:04,358 --> 00:21:05,691
This is your

1066
00:21:04,358 --> 00:21:05,691
emergency moperator.

1067
00:21:05,775 --> 00:21:06,816
How can I help?

1068
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,358
The ... the mop function

1069
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,358
on my mop isn't working.

1070
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:11,775
I'm sorry to hear that.

1071
00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:13,775
I'm going to go ahead

1072
00:21:11,858 --> 00:21:13,775
and do a remote reset,

1073
00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:15,816
so you may notice that your mop

1074
00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:15,816
gets extremely hot.

1075
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,816
Oh.

1076
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,816
Oh.

1077
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,983
Uh ... should I...?

1078
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:19,275
I'm kidding.

1079
00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:21,358
Oh.

1080
00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:21,358
Good one, moperator.

1081
00:21:21,441 --> 00:21:23,025
You should've seen

1082
00:21:21,441 --> 00:21:23,025
his face.

1083
00:21:23,108 --> 00:21:25,025
I did.

1084
00:21:23,108 --> 00:21:25,025
You're an adorable couple.

1085
00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:26,650
Get rid of it.

1086
00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:26,650
Oh, my God.

1087
00:21:29,608 --> 00:21:32,275
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