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Ew. Are you doing laundry

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on the stove

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like in olden times?

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Oh, my God.

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Are we poor?

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I knew Dad's magic shop

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would destroy us.

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No, it is my Aunt Becky's

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favorite tomato soup,

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and I am bringing it

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to her

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because she's recovering

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from a stroke.

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Is she the mean one you guys

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used to be so scared of?

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Oh, God, yes,

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especially Uncle Mitchell.

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It was like

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he was a weak gazelle

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and she was

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a hungry, homophobic cheetah.

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No offense,

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but that soup stinks.

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No, it smells fine.

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Is someone

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burning Frisbees?

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It's soup!

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No, that's not it.

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Oh, look at you

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all dressed up.

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Coming with us

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to watch Uncle Mitchell sweat?

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No, Arvin's dad is in

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from London,

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and he wants me

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to meet him.

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Hang on.

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You're not hungover.

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Hair's conservative,

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no cleavage.

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Oh, my God. You're trying

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to make a good impression.

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You're in love!

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Shut up. I am not.

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Ohh, I don't know.

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I see how hard you work

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at this relationship.

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You woke up early

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to watch soccer

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and you called it

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football.

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Oh, just calm down.

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It's been three months,

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and everyone knows Liverpool

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is having a cracking good year.

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Still, meeting a parent is

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a major relationship milestone.

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Claire,

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you're getting my hopes up,

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and I still haven't recovered

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from Andy.

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And don't even get me started

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on Dylan.

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I get nostalgic every time I see

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someone sleeping in their car.

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You nervous?

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No.

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And even if I were,

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I've got it covered.

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I've got these new stickers

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from NERP:

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So, our latest product

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is the most amazing

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scientific breakthrough ...

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stickers!

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Oh, you're a genius.

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What an amazing time

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we live in. I can't.

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So, they're designed

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to reduce stress

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and to help you

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boldly pursue greatness

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by scrambling the rational part

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of the brain

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that asks,

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"Does this seem right?"

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Anyway, since I can't test

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on laboratory rats,

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I'm gonna need you guys

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to try them.

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- Okay.

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- Okay.

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So, wait ...

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No one here has a pacemaker

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or lawyer parents,

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right?

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No.

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No.

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Then test away!

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I'll go see

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what room Becky's in,

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or we can just feel

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for which doorknob is cold.

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Phil, Phil. Did you see

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what's across the street?

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An escape room.

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Oh, I did.

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No,

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we're not doing that.

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No way in hell.

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She also said no

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to ice cream.

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Escape room?

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What is that?

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Oh, it's a themed room

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that they lock you in,

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and then you have to solve

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puzzles and clues

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to, um, you know,

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escape.

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Or they cut off

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your finger?

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What? No.

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It's just for fun.

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Yeah.

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Oh, but then that lowers

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the stakes.

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Okay. She's in Room 208.

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Let's go.

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Jay, did you hear

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that there is an escape room

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across the street?

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We're not doing that.

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Why not?

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Because when you get

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in a stressful situation,

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you start to scream,

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and I'm not taking that show

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into a locked room.

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Yeah, and this one gets panicked

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if he's stuck in traffic

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for more than

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five minutes.

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Guess

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it's just you and me.

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Oh, hard pass, honey.

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In a confined space,

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you're just bouncing

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off the wall like Flubber.

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It's no secret my sister Becky

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and I have our differences.

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They haven't talked

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in nine years.

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She's kind of a monster.

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I've only met her once,

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at our wedding.

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Imagine if you took

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all of Jay's worst qualities

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and wrapped them

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in a pantsuit.

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But as soon as I heard

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she had a stroke,

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I knew I had to rush

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to her side.

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It happened

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three weeks ago.

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Right in the middle

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of hockey playoffs!

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Typical Becky!

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Okay. There she is.

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Hi, Aunt Becky.

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I think she's sleeping.

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With the same mean old puss

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on her face.

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Hey, Mitchell. Why don't you

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give her a little kiss?

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You give her

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a little kiss.

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No.

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Who's there?

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Oh! My darling family.

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You came.

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Something's wrong

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with her mouth.

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She's smiling.

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Mitchell,

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you've gotten so handsome.

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Have you finally met

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a good woman?

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I'm sorry. What?

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You're messing with me,

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right, Becky? You know that ...

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Hey, folks, can I speak

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with you for a second?

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This is just like

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when I came out years ago.

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She knows

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what she's doing.

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Actually, she doesn't.

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The stroke may have scrambled

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some of Becky's memories.

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So she doesn't remember me

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coming out?

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Correct.

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And now presumes

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you're straight.

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That part

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I can't explain.

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Have you tried popping

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her on the noggin?

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She's not a jukebox,

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Fonzie.

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And besides,

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it doesn't work.

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It only made my uncle worse.

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He never woke up.

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Well, hopefully

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her memory will return.

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Often, it's the little things

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that trigger recollection ...

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a smell, a song, a picture,

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even just her family.

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Thank you.

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Thank you so much, doctor.

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Did you kill

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your uncle?

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She doesn't remember

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I'm gay.

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Yeah, no, I know. I was here

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for the whole explanation.

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This means I get to come out

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to her again.

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It was a disaster

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the first time.

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I was ...

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I was so wishy-washy

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about the whole thing

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that when I finally said,

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"I-I think I might be gay,"

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she said, "Ew."

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Are you sure

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she didn't mean, "Ooh"?

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No, no. It was followed up

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by a whole bunch of stuff

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about me

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making Jesus cry.

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Oh.

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For 20 years, I've regretted

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that moment,

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and today, I get the chance

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to make it right.

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Or you could just leave

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a poor, old demented woman alone

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and not make her stroke

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all about you.

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Why do I even bring you

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to these things?

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Wow.

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Well, Aunt Becky,

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what a necklace.

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Oh. Isn't it lovely?

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It was a gift from a prince

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I met in Liechtenstein.

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- Really?

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- Mm-mmm.

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Phil, that is my necklace.

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I lent it to her

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for Dad and Gloria's wedding,

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and she never

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gave it back.

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She said she lost it.

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Claire, the woman

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just had a stroke.

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When I graduated, my mother

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gave me a very special necklace,

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which I returned

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so I could get that necklace.

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I'm getting it back.

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Where are you going?

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I'm going

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to heat up the soup.

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Maybe the smell

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will jog her memory.

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Hasn't she suffered enough?

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I guess I'm proudest

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of these two little guys here.

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This is the Spacemaster 500,

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and this is the Xanadu ...

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newest additions to

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the Pritchett's Closets family.

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What's

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Pritchett's Closets?

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This damn disease doesn't care

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what it destroys.

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I know

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what would help you remember.

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Joe and Manny made you

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a "get well" video.

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Oh.

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Oh. You know what?

301
00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,350
I forgot my cellphone

302
00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,350
in the car.

303
00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:00,808
I'll be right back.

304
00:06:00,891 --> 00:06:02,891
Oh, thank you, Dede.

305
00:06:02,975 --> 00:06:04,350
Breathe.

306
00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,391
Are you comfortable?

307
00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,391
Can I help you with anything

308
00:06:06,475 --> 00:06:07,475
that's not disgusting?

309
00:06:07,558 --> 00:06:08,808
I'm fine.

310
00:06:08,891 --> 00:06:10,808
But I was wondering if,

311
00:06:08,891 --> 00:06:10,808
this summer,

312
00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:12,850
I could borrow

313
00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:12,850
your fishing cabin.

314
00:06:12,933 --> 00:06:14,308
My fishing cabin?

315
00:06:14,391 --> 00:06:17,058
My dad had a fishing cabin

316
00:06:14,391 --> 00:06:17,058
that he promised would go to me,

317
00:06:17,141 --> 00:06:20,100
but the double-crossing bastard

318
00:06:17,141 --> 00:06:20,100
left it to my sister Becky,

319
00:06:20,183 --> 00:06:21,683
who's also

320
00:06:20,183 --> 00:06:21,683
a double-crosser.

321
00:06:21,766 --> 00:06:23,683
Now that her memory

322
00:06:21,766 --> 00:06:23,683
is Swiss cheese,

323
00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:25,391
I can steal my cabin back.

324
00:06:25,475 --> 00:06:27,850
Finally,

325
00:06:25,475 --> 00:06:27,850
the good guy wins.

326
00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:31,933
Hello, Father.

327
00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,225
Arvin, my boy!

328
00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:36,058
Uh, allow me

329
00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:36,058
to introduce to you...

330
00:06:36,141 --> 00:06:37,183
Haley Dunphy.

331
00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,391
Malcolm Fennerman.

332
00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,391
It is my pleasure.

333
00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:41,141
Nicely done, son.

334
00:06:41,225 --> 00:06:42,891
Glad to see you've got yourself

335
00:06:41,225 --> 00:06:42,891
a little lass.

336
00:06:42,975 --> 00:06:45,391
He said "lass."

337
00:06:42,975 --> 00:06:45,391
Ah.

338
00:06:45,475 --> 00:06:47,933
Oh, by the way,

339
00:06:45,475 --> 00:06:47,933
slight change in plan.

340
00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,975
Um, at the last minute,

341
00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,975
your mum decided

342
00:06:50,058 --> 00:06:51,391
to join me on the trip.

343
00:06:51,475 --> 00:06:52,683
What?

344
00:06:51,475 --> 00:06:52,683
Yes.

345
00:06:52,766 --> 00:06:54,725
I, um, can't go anywhere

346
00:06:52,766 --> 00:06:54,725
by myself

347
00:06:54,808 --> 00:06:56,683
after that weekend

348
00:06:54,808 --> 00:06:56,683
in Brighton.

349
00:06:56,766 --> 00:06:57,808
Mum's coming here? Now?

350
00:06:57,891 --> 00:06:59,600
Is everything okay?

351
00:06:59,683 --> 00:07:00,766
Is there time

352
00:06:59,683 --> 00:07:00,766
to get a drink?

353
00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,433
I'm afraid not.

354
00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,433
Man your battle stations.

355
00:07:02,516 --> 00:07:04,225
Hello.

356
00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:07,558
I am Dr. Iris Fennerman.

357
00:07:07,641 --> 00:07:08,891
So nice to finally meet

358
00:07:07,641 --> 00:07:08,891
the woman

359
00:07:08,975 --> 00:07:10,225
with whom my son

360
00:07:08,975 --> 00:07:10,225
is so enamored

361
00:07:10,308 --> 00:07:12,266
and yet I know

362
00:07:10,308 --> 00:07:12,266
nothing about.

363
00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,725
Well, I'm just

364
00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,725
your average American girl,

365
00:07:14,808 --> 00:07:16,641
although much thinner,

366
00:07:14,808 --> 00:07:16,641
thank God.

367
00:07:16,725 --> 00:07:18,766
Oh,

368
00:07:16,725 --> 00:07:18,766
also I work at NERP:

369
00:07:16,725 --> 00:07:18,766
NERP?

370
00:07:19,766 --> 00:07:23,808
Nano Electronics

371
00:07:19,766 --> 00:07:23,808
Research Project.

372
00:07:23,891 --> 00:07:25,808
Oh?

373
00:07:23,891 --> 00:07:25,808
Yeah, Haley is a colleague.

374
00:07:25,891 --> 00:07:27,683
It's very top-secret,

375
00:07:25,891 --> 00:07:27,683
though. Hush, hush.

376
00:07:27,766 --> 00:07:29,183
We probably

377
00:07:27,766 --> 00:07:29,183
already said too much.

378
00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:31,516
Malcolm, how is it

379
00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:31,516
we are not seated yet?

380
00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,725
Well, I didn't want to ...

381
00:07:32,808 --> 00:07:34,058
pi... pick

382
00:07:32,808 --> 00:07:34,058
the wrong table again.

383
00:07:34,141 --> 00:07:36,516
Oh, don't be silly.

384
00:07:34,141 --> 00:07:36,516
I'd be happy anywhere.

385
00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,975
Since when?

386
00:07:40,183 --> 00:07:42,516
"Nano Electronics"?

387
00:07:40,183 --> 00:07:42,516
What was that?

388
00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,725
Please,

389
00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,725
just play along.

390
00:07:43,808 --> 00:07:44,808
What's all that whispering

391
00:07:43,808 --> 00:07:44,808
back there?

392
00:07:44,891 --> 00:07:47,683
Uh, nothing, Mum.

393
00:07:44,891 --> 00:07:47,683
Just, um, science talk.

394
00:07:49,183 --> 00:07:50,683
Ugh, I had to get away.

395
00:07:50,766 --> 00:07:53,100
It's getting way

396
00:07:50,766 --> 00:07:53,100
too Pritchett-y in there.

397
00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,766
Why can't they just let this be

398
00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,766
a fun nursing-home visit?

399
00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,600
Exactly.

400
00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,600
We're in Riverside.

401
00:07:57,683 --> 00:07:59,266
We should be

402
00:07:57,683 --> 00:07:59,266
tearing it up.

403
00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:01,266
Hey, let's go

404
00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:01,266
to that escape room.

405
00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,516
I am in.

406
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,016
Hey, Gloria.

407
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,016
We're going to the escape room.

408
00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,433
You want to come?

409
00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:07,058
That sounds fun.

410
00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:07,058
Gloria!

411
00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,016
I think Jay needs me.

412
00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,016
He's very sad.

413
00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,016
Oh.

414
00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,350
Forget the videos.

415
00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,350
We have to keep her

416
00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,350
from remembering anything

417
00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:15,475
so I can nab

418
00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:15,475
her fishing cabin!

419
00:08:15,558 --> 00:08:18,808
I suddenly feel like

420
00:08:15,558 --> 00:08:18,808
escaping.

421
00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:23,183
I'm so glad

422
00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:23,183
we're doing this.

423
00:08:23,266 --> 00:08:25,016
I know. Me, too.

424
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,225
Oh, well, I don't ...

425
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,225
I don't think this is the way.

426
00:08:30,308 --> 00:08:31,225
What is this place?

427
00:08:31,308 --> 00:08:33,350
I don't know.

428
00:08:31,308 --> 00:08:33,350
Let's just go back up.

429
00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:35,683
Oh, no.

430
00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:35,683
It's locked!

431
00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,350
Okay, call someone.

432
00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,350
I don't have a cellphone.

433
00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,683
Okay, well,

434
00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,683
I don't have any service.

435
00:08:38,766 --> 00:08:40,516
I don't either.

436
00:08:38,766 --> 00:08:40,516
Guys, if we don't figure out

437
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,683
a way to get out of here

438
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,683
soon,

439
00:08:41,766 --> 00:08:44,433
we're never gonna make it

440
00:08:41,766 --> 00:08:44,433
to the escape room.

441
00:08:48,141 --> 00:08:50,058
Haley, I know your job

442
00:08:48,141 --> 00:08:50,058
is top secret,

443
00:08:50,141 --> 00:08:53,391
but I'm so fascinated

444
00:08:50,141 --> 00:08:53,391
by nanotechnology ...

445
00:08:53,475 --> 00:08:55,558
self-replicating robots

446
00:08:53,475 --> 00:08:55,558
and such.

447
00:08:55,641 --> 00:08:58,475
I'd love to hear your insight

448
00:08:55,641 --> 00:08:58,475
into grey goo.

449
00:08:58,558 --> 00:08:59,641
Ooh, I can answer that.

450
00:08:59,725 --> 00:09:01,225
It's my favorite vodka.

451
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,558
Hmm?

452
00:09:04,141 --> 00:09:07,475
Enough about me.

453
00:09:04,141 --> 00:09:07,475
Um, I love your blazer.

454
00:09:07,558 --> 00:09:09,225
Do you have a corgi

455
00:09:07,558 --> 00:09:09,225
like the queen?

456
00:09:09,308 --> 00:09:11,183
Crazy times in London.

457
00:09:09,308 --> 00:09:11,183
Am I right?

458
00:09:11,266 --> 00:09:13,600
I hear that your, um, bridge

459
00:09:11,266 --> 00:09:13,600
is falling down,

460
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:14,600
falling down.

461
00:09:14,683 --> 00:09:17,850
Haley is obviously joking.

462
00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,933
It's that ... It's that Yankee

463
00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,933
sense of humor, you know.

464
00:09:21,016 --> 00:09:22,183
"Eat my shorts."

465
00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,141
"Schwing!"

466
00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:25,350
What is that

467
00:09:24,225 --> 00:09:25,350
on your arm?

468
00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:26,850
Oh, it's my elbow.

469
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,058
How delightful.

470
00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:30,558
10 points

471
00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:30,558
for Gryffindor.

472
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:31,891
No,

473
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:31,891
the sticker-y thing.

474
00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:33,850
Oh, it's actually

475
00:09:31,975 --> 00:09:33,850
from my work.

476
00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:35,100
It channels the energy

477
00:09:33,933 --> 00:09:35,100
of your brain ...

478
00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,433
Aah-bup-bup-ma-bup-bup!

479
00:09:36,516 --> 00:09:38,100
Can't talk about that.

480
00:09:36,516 --> 00:09:38,100
Remember?

481
00:09:38,183 --> 00:09:40,141
Fine.

482
00:09:38,183 --> 00:09:40,141
Then let's talk about Arvin.

483
00:09:40,225 --> 00:09:44,391
Have you reached a decision

484
00:09:40,225 --> 00:09:44,391
on your research fellowship?

485
00:09:47,016 --> 00:09:49,433
I have decided

486
00:09:47,016 --> 00:09:49,433
not to take it.

487
00:09:49,516 --> 00:09:52,225
Why not? I mean, you'd be

488
00:09:49,516 --> 00:09:52,225
working on the CERN collider ...

489
00:09:52,308 --> 00:09:54,266
It's the opportunity

490
00:09:52,308 --> 00:09:54,266
of a lifetime!

491
00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:56,433
Well, I don't feel like

492
00:09:54,350 --> 00:09:56,433
spending six months

493
00:09:56,516 --> 00:09:58,933
underground

494
00:09:56,516 --> 00:09:58,933
in S-Switzerland.

495
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,141
Oh, please, don't tell

496
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,141
me you're turning this

497
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,141
down because of a girl.

498
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,766
Listen, I had nothing to do

499
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,766
with this.

500
00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:04,641
Oh, darling, you have everything

501
00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:04,641
to do with this.

502
00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:05,933
You've always shown

503
00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:05,933
bad judgment

504
00:10:06,016 --> 00:10:07,141
when it comes

505
00:10:06,016 --> 00:10:07,141
to a pretty girl.

506
00:10:07,225 --> 00:10:08,600
That's not fair.

507
00:10:07,225 --> 00:10:08,600
Oh, thank you.

508
00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:10,225
But at least

509
00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:10,225
you've never let one of them

510
00:10:10,308 --> 00:10:11,475
get in the way

511
00:10:10,308 --> 00:10:11,475
of your career.

512
00:10:11,558 --> 00:10:14,350
Look, I'm not getting in the way

513
00:10:11,558 --> 00:10:14,350
of anything.

514
00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:16,350
Arvin never told me

515
00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:16,350
about it,

516
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,141
and even if he did,

517
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,141
I wouldn't understand.

518
00:10:18,225 --> 00:10:21,475
The NERP I work for

519
00:10:18,225 --> 00:10:21,475
is a website run by an actress

520
00:10:21,558 --> 00:10:22,641
who thinks

521
00:10:21,558 --> 00:10:22,641
she knows science

522
00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,141
because, once in

523
00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,141
a James Bond movie,

524
00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:26,975
she played a nuclear physicist,

525
00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:26,975
Dr. Mona Lott.

526
00:10:27,058 --> 00:10:28,141
Haley!

527
00:10:27,058 --> 00:10:28,141
Where are you going?

528
00:10:28,225 --> 00:10:30,433
Oh, I was offered a fellowship

529
00:10:28,225 --> 00:10:30,433
to the bathroom,

530
00:10:30,516 --> 00:10:32,183
and I'm accepting it!

531
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,641
Do you remember

532
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,641
that security system

533
00:10:43,725 --> 00:10:45,433
I had installed

534
00:10:43,725 --> 00:10:45,433
in my fishing cabin?

535
00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:47,975
I gave you the code

536
00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:47,975
the last time I let you use it.

537
00:10:48,058 --> 00:10:49,850
I can't seem

538
00:10:48,058 --> 00:10:49,850
to recall it.

539
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,308
Well, okay.

540
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,308
Let me think.

541
00:10:51,391 --> 00:10:53,808
The cabin, the cabin.

542
00:10:53,891 --> 00:10:55,933
Oh. So pretty up there.

543
00:10:56,016 --> 00:10:58,100
Did I have a husband?

544
00:10:56,016 --> 00:10:58,100
Dead.

545
00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,850
Now focus on the code

546
00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,850
and nothing else.

547
00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:03,683
Hey, look who made you

548
00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:03,683
your favorite soup.

549
00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:07,016
Nothing like a familiar smell

550
00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:07,016
to bring back memories.

551
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,183
She ate.

552
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,183
I did?

553
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,183
But I'm sort of hungry.

554
00:11:10,266 --> 00:11:11,725
Well, feed a cold,

555
00:11:10,266 --> 00:11:11,725
starve a stroke.

556
00:11:11,808 --> 00:11:12,891
Get that out of her.

557
00:11:12,975 --> 00:11:15,016
I made this for you when

558
00:11:12,975 --> 00:11:15,016
you came to Dad's wedding.

559
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,391
Uh-huh.

560
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,391
That's right.

561
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,391
You got remarried

562
00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:19,058
to that

563
00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:19,058
Puerto Rican woman.

564
00:11:19,141 --> 00:11:21,558
You looked so beautiful

565
00:11:19,141 --> 00:11:21,558
at that wedding ...

566
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,766
your dress, your shoes,

567
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,766
the jewelry.

568
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,308
Come here a second.

569
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,308
Excuse me.

570
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:26,475
What the hell

571
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:26,475
are you up to?

572
00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:27,475
She stole my necklace.

573
00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:29,058
So you try to manipulate

574
00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:29,058
a sick woman

575
00:11:29,183 --> 00:11:30,641
for your own

576
00:11:29,183 --> 00:11:30,641
personal agenda?

577
00:11:30,725 --> 00:11:32,183
Aunt Becky, hi.

578
00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:33,933
You remember when you came

579
00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:33,933
to see me ice dance,

580
00:11:34,058 --> 00:11:36,183
you said that I looked like

581
00:11:34,058 --> 00:11:36,183
a little sissy, well, I ...

582
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:37,516
Ow, Dad!

583
00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:40,850
I am ashamed

584
00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:40,850
of the both of you.

585
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,266
That's my sister in there.

586
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,475
I almost lost her once.

587
00:11:43,558 --> 00:11:45,391
I don't want to have to lose...

588
00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:46,683
Oh, God.

589
00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:46,683
Oh, Dad.

590
00:11:46,766 --> 00:11:48,391
I'm so sorry.

591
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,100
Uh, we're so sorry.

592
00:11:50,183 --> 00:11:51,350
You're right.

593
00:11:50,183 --> 00:11:51,350
We're being petty.

594
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,141
Well, Claire's is

595
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,141
about a necklace

596
00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:54,433
and mine's about living

597
00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:54,433
my truth, but I get ...

598
00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:55,516
I get how

599
00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:55,516
this isn't the right time.

600
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,433
I'm sorry I snapped.

601
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,850
This is just hard,

602
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,850
you know?

603
00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,850
Excuse me. Your sister said

604
00:11:57,933 --> 00:11:59,850
she remembers something

605
00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:02,850
about the security code

606
00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:02,850
to your fishing cabin?

607
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:05,433
Well, I ... I thought

608
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:05,433
it was her fishing cabin?

609
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,975
Oh, my God,

610
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,975
and she thinks it's yours,

611
00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:09,891
and you don't want her

612
00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:09,891
to remember it.

613
00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,891
Okay, fine.

614
00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:11,891
You're right.

615
00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,391
But before you start

616
00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,391
throwing stones,

617
00:12:13,475 --> 00:12:16,266
maybe look deep

618
00:12:13,475 --> 00:12:16,266
into your own...

619
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,808
What? Dad.

620
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,808
What? No.

621
00:12:17,891 --> 00:12:19,933
Dad. Dad.

622
00:12:17,891 --> 00:12:19,933
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

623
00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:22,475
All right. We shouldn't be

624
00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:22,475
panicking, right?

625
00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:23,558
No, of course not.

626
00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,350
There's got to be a million ways

627
00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,350
out of here.

628
00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,016
There's a security camera.

629
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:30,433
Oh, no. No, no.

630
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:30,433
It's old and broke.

631
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:34,558
Hey! Hey!

632
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:34,558
We're stuck in here!

633
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:37,183
Gloria.

634
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:37,183
Gloria, that didn't work

635
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:37,183
five minutes ago,

636
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,516
and it didn't work

637
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,516
10 minutes ago.

638
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,225
Why can't they hear me?

639
00:12:41,308 --> 00:12:43,183
This vent

640
00:12:41,308 --> 00:12:43,183
has to go somewhere.

641
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:46,558
Gloria Maria Ramirez

642
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:46,558
Delgado Pritchett,

643
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,641
you are a genius.

644
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,641
I know.

645
00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:50,225
Give me a boost.

646
00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:50,225
No, it should be me.

647
00:12:50,308 --> 00:12:51,766
Right. Gloria,

648
00:12:50,308 --> 00:12:51,766
give Cam a boost.

649
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,266
No, I mean,

650
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,266
I should give you a boost.

651
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:55,350
Process works.

652
00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:56,725
Why don't we use

653
00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:56,725
that trunk?

654
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:59,308
See? We just make

655
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:59,308
each other better.

656
00:12:59,391 --> 00:13:01,808
Right, chair, chair.

657
00:12:59,391 --> 00:13:01,808
Who needs Pritchetts?

658
00:13:01,891 --> 00:13:03,058
I'll steady it.

659
00:13:03,141 --> 00:13:04,975
Thank you again.

660
00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:06,725
Okay. Okay, grate.

661
00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:08,100
You're great.

662
00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:09,308
Oh, this grate.

663
00:13:09,391 --> 00:13:11,183
I got it. All right.

664
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,475
Let's Die Hard

665
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,475
this puppy.

666
00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:16,933
That's my shoulder.

667
00:13:17,016 --> 00:13:18,933
Okay, in we go.

668
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:21,141
All right, now, Phil,

669
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:21,141
every couple of feet, knock

670
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,933
so we know

671
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,933
where you are.

672
00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:24,016
Got it.

673
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,225
- Okay?

674
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,225
- Guys, I think I see an opening.

675
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:27,141
We're saved.

676
00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:28,266
Yippie-ki-yay, mother...

677
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,933
oh, dear God.

678
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:30,933
Phil? Phil?

679
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:30,933
Phil?

680
00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:32,600
Good news, guys.

681
00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:32,600
I see two people.

682
00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:34,683
Maybe I can get a ...

683
00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:34,683
Oh, it's you.

684
00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:38,016
- Hello?

685
00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:38,016
- Haley, I'm sorry.

686
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,433
You had every right

687
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,433
to run out of the restaurant.

688
00:13:39,516 --> 00:13:41,933
You know, I've put up

689
00:13:39,516 --> 00:13:41,933
with a lot from boyfriends ...

690
00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:44,100
futons, video games,

691
00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:44,100
wives.

692
00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:45,808
But you were ashamed

693
00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:45,808
of me.

694
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:48,475
My mother

695
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:48,475
is a judgmental snob!

696
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:50,016
I-I wanted her

697
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:50,016
to like you.

698
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,516
I know I just ...

699
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,516
I handled it all wrong.

700
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,683
But please come back.

701
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,725
No! You made me feel bad

702
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,725
about myself,

703
00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,891
and I deserve better

704
00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,891
than that, okay?

705
00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,975
So just go to Switzerland

706
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:03,350
and just sit in a big thing

707
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:03,350
of, like, Swiss chocolate

708
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,433
and ...

709
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,433
and yodel, okay?

710
00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:05,683
We're done.

711
00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:10,600
Oh, my God.

712
00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:13,350
Are you okay?

713
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:15,475
Why do

714
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:15,475
you all have accents?

715
00:14:19,766 --> 00:14:21,808
Ugh.

716
00:14:19,766 --> 00:14:21,808
What happened?

717
00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:23,725
You passed out.

718
00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:24,850
Those stickers

719
00:14:23,808 --> 00:14:24,850
on your arms

720
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:26,475
are loaded

721
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:26,475
with all sorts of chemicals.

722
00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:28,016
We called

723
00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:28,016
your emergency contacts.

724
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,766
Your boyfriend's here.

725
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,183
Hey, sunshine.

726
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,891
Andy? You ... You came

727
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,891
all the way from Utah?

728
00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:41,641
Oh, no. I was in town

729
00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:41,641
for a self-help seminar ...

730
00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:43,558
"How To Be In The Right Place

731
00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:43,558
at the Right Time."

732
00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,350
Holy cow.

733
00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,350
It's working.

734
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,183
Oh, gosh, I guess your name

735
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,183
must still be in my phone

736
00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:48,683
as my emergency contact.

737
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:51,183
I use boyfriends to avoid

738
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:51,183
lectures from my parents.

739
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,016
I don't want to wake up

740
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,016
in a Tijuana prison

741
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,641
and them be all like,

742
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,641
"You're grounded."

743
00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:58,058
I'm just glad

744
00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:58,058
I could be here.

745
00:14:58,141 --> 00:15:01,266
Andy, um, I have

746
00:14:58,141 --> 00:15:01,266
to tell you something.

747
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,058
And I'm really,

748
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,058
really sorry,

749
00:15:03,141 --> 00:15:05,766
but I'm seeing someone.

750
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:08,308
Really?

751
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:08,308
Yeah.

752
00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:11,100
Yes! Whoo-hoo!

753
00:15:11,183 --> 00:15:12,266
Oh, thank goodness.

754
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,558
Me, too. I just didn't know

755
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,558
how to tell you,

756
00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:15,933
especially

757
00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:15,933
if you were dying.

758
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,808
Oh.

759
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,808
She's a Laker girl.

760
00:15:17,891 --> 00:15:20,058
Oh, wow.

761
00:15:17,891 --> 00:15:20,058
A cheerleader. Nice.

762
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,100
No, no, no, no,

763
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,100
no, no, no.

764
00:15:21,183 --> 00:15:22,933
Josephine scrapes barnacles

765
00:15:21,183 --> 00:15:22,933
off boats

766
00:15:22,975 --> 00:15:24,016
in the Great Salt Lake.

767
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,058
We call them Laker girls.

768
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,891
But they are kind of sex symbols

769
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,891
in Utah.

770
00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:30,475
So, who is the lucky guy?

771
00:15:30,558 --> 00:15:33,308
Well, it's a bit of a mess

772
00:15:30,558 --> 00:15:33,308
right now,

773
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,641
but, um, he is a professor

774
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,641
and an astrophysicist.

775
00:15:37,725 --> 00:15:39,016
He's a ... a legit genius.

776
00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:41,975
Haley! I came as soon

777
00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:41,975
as I heard.

778
00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:43,100
Actually,

779
00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:43,100
that's not true.

780
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,808
I stopped for tacos.

781
00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:46,808
Not him.

782
00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:48,725
Anybody got a spoon?

783
00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:50,266
We could Shawshank

784
00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:50,266
this thing.

785
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,850
It didn't go so well

786
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,850
when you Die Hard-ed it.

787
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,100
Okay.

788
00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,100
Full disclosure.

789
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:55,308
If I don't feel supported,

790
00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:55,308
I tend to shut down.

791
00:15:55,391 --> 00:15:56,308
Okay.

792
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:59,016
I'm, um ...

793
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:59,016
I'm getting stuffy.

794
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,433
Is ... Is it getting stuffy

795
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,433
in here?

796
00:16:00,516 --> 00:16:02,308
Come on. There's got to be

797
00:16:00,516 --> 00:16:02,308
something in this place

798
00:16:02,391 --> 00:16:03,725
that can help us.

799
00:16:03,808 --> 00:16:05,391
Hey, hey!

800
00:16:03,808 --> 00:16:05,391
Whoa, whoa! A phone!

801
00:16:05,475 --> 00:16:06,433
Is there a plug around here?

802
00:16:06,516 --> 00:16:07,475
There's a phone.

803
00:16:06,516 --> 00:16:07,475
There's got to be a plug.

804
00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:09,183
Everybody look

805
00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:09,183
for a plug!

806
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,600
What if nobody looks

807
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,600
down here?

808
00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:12,433
You know,

809
00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:12,433
how are we gonna survive?

810
00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:13,558
I ... I had a protein bar

811
00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:13,558
in my car.

812
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:14,933
I don't know why

813
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:14,933
I didn't bring it in.

814
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:15,933
Got to be a plug.

815
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,891
There is no plug!

816
00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:19,391
It was peanut butter

817
00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:19,391
and 20 grams of protein.

818
00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,600
Guys, if it comes to it,

819
00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,600
and I mean this ...

820
00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,058
I want you guys to eat me.

821
00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:26,350
As I told you before,

822
00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:26,350
in those elevators

823
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,600
and in the traffic jam

824
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,600
years ago,

825
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,016
I am not going to eat you.

826
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,975
Okay, you say that now,

827
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,975
but we may not get out of here,

828
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,016
and we may have

829
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,016
to make some hard decisions.

830
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,183
Look what is happening!

831
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,183
Exactly what they said

832
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:38,183
is going to happen!

833
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,933
You're bouncing off the walls

834
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,933
and you're panicking!

835
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:41,933
And you're yelling.

836
00:16:42,016 --> 00:16:42,933
No, I'm not.

837
00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:43,891
Look,

838
00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:43,891
Claire may be right.

839
00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:45,016
I may be unfocused,

840
00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:45,016
but ...

841
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,350
but she wouldn't be doing

842
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,350
any better.

843
00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:48,808
She'd be hyper-focused

844
00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:48,808
on something stupid like ...

845
00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:50,808
like ... like, "Why aren't

846
00:16:48,891 --> 00:16:50,808
the wires connected

847
00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:52,641
to that security camera?"

848
00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,600
Yeah,

849
00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:54,600
why aren't they connected?

850
00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:57,475
Wait.

851
00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:57,475
She's onto something.

852
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,725
The wires are cut.

853
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,850
Why would someone cut the wires

854
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,850
to a security camera

855
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:02,391
in a basement room?

856
00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:04,100
Well, Mitchell would have

857
00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:04,100
some conspiracy theory

858
00:17:04,183 --> 00:17:06,850
that this is where the staff

859
00:17:04,183 --> 00:17:06,850
does illicit behaviors.

860
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,558
That's what it is.

861
00:17:08,641 --> 00:17:12,850
I have been smelling marijuana

862
00:17:08,641 --> 00:17:12,850
since I got here!

863
00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:18,058
I got Gloria.

864
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:19,683
My God,

865
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:19,683
she's like a DEA dog.

866
00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:20,850
That's where

867
00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:20,850
it's coming from...

868
00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:28,100
Great. Now we have marijuana

869
00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:28,100
and no lighter

870
00:17:28,183 --> 00:17:30,141
and just this stupid key.

871
00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:31,850
I can hear Jay saying,

872
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:35,016
"Maybe that key

873
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:35,016
opens the door, dummy."

874
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,058
They can never know how much

875
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,058
smarter they are than us.

876
00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:44,516
Never.

877
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,183
You got this, Becky.

878
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,183
Mm-hmm.

879
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,808
You walk in the cabin,

880
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,808
you push those buttons.

881
00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:51,225
They go beep,

882
00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:51,225
boop, boop, boop.

883
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:52,391
What are the numbers?

884
00:17:52,475 --> 00:17:54,350
3...

885
00:17:52,475 --> 00:17:54,350
Uh-huh.

886
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:55,891
3...

887
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:55,891
Yeah?

888
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:56,808
Weeks!

889
00:17:56,891 --> 00:17:58,058
Since I've had my stroke,

890
00:17:58,141 --> 00:17:59,808
and this is the first time

891
00:17:58,141 --> 00:17:59,808
you come and visit,

892
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:02,725
and all you can care about

893
00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:02,725
is that stupid cabin.

894
00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:05,600
Wait. No, what?

895
00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:05,600
My brain is fine!

896
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:06,683
But the doctor ...

897
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:07,808
That's Fred

898
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:07,808
from next door.

899
00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:09,600
He played a doctor

900
00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:09,600
on a soap opera once,

901
00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:10,725
and he kept the coat.

902
00:18:10,808 --> 00:18:12,516
But it was

903
00:18:10,808 --> 00:18:12,516
hockey playoffs.

904
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,183
Thank you so much.

905
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,183
Thank you.

906
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,016
Oh, Aunt Becky,

907
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,016
I'm so sorry.

908
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,058
I just got off the phone with

909
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,058
the Prince of Liechtenstein.

910
00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:20,933
He's having some terrible

911
00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:20,933
financial troubles.

912
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,600
He's gonna need

913
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,600
the necklace back.

914
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:24,558
You know,

915
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:24,558
to feed his people.

916
00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:25,766
Save it, princess.

917
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:26,933
There's nothing wrong

918
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:26,933
with her memory.

919
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:28,350
She was messing with us.

920
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,350
Mean, huh?

921
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:30,641
Horrible.

922
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:31,933
That's my necklace.

923
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:31,933
Give it back.

924
00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:33,641
Not until you fix

925
00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:33,641
the dent

926
00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:35,933
you put in my car

927
00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:35,933
in high school...

928
00:18:36,016 --> 00:18:37,433
which is still there!

929
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,766
You kept the Bonneville?

930
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,183
That certainly doesn't

931
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,183
sound like a denial.

932
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:42,725
I'm keeping the necklace.

933
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:44,766
So you also know

934
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:44,766
about me too, then?

935
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:45,683
What about you?

936
00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:46,683
Oh, God.

937
00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:46,683
This is happening.

938
00:18:46,766 --> 00:18:48,641
Um, I-I, um ...

939
00:18:46,766 --> 00:18:48,641
I ... so I ...

940
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:49,725
Spit it out.

941
00:18:49,808 --> 00:18:51,433
Uh, I'm not here

942
00:18:49,808 --> 00:18:51,433
to take anything from you.

943
00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:52,808
I'm here to be

944
00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:52,808
my true self.

945
00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:54,850
Oh, for God's sake.

946
00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:54,850
And my true self is ...

947
00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:54,850
Aunt Becky!

948
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,933
I am... a lawyer.

949
00:18:58,016 --> 00:18:59,600
A lawyer?

950
00:18:59,683 --> 00:19:00,516
Ew.

951
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,308
Well,

952
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,308
that's "ew" for two.

953
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,308
How is she?

954
00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:04,766
Not good.

955
00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:04,766
Full recovery.

956
00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:08,433
Dylan,

957
00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:08,433
I'm sorry you got called.

958
00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:10,308
Well, maybe you didn't delete me

959
00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:10,308
from your phone

960
00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:12,141
because you didn't delete me

961
00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:12,141
from your heart.

962
00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:13,433
Or I just forgot.

963
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,183
Right.

964
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,183
I'm married, Haley,

965
00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:17,516
and we're monotonous.

966
00:19:15,266 --> 00:19:17,516
You got to move on.

967
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,058
Ugh. I wish I was still

968
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,058
in my coma.

969
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:20,641
She has a boyfriend.

970
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:20,641
Not me.

971
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:21,683
I have a girlfriend.

972
00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:22,725
She's a Laker girl.

973
00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:24,516
Oh, barnacle scraper?

974
00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:24,516
Hot.

975
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,516
Miss Dunphy? This man also says

976
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,516
he's your boyfriend.

977
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,100
What am I doing wrong?

978
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:32,308
Haley. Are you okay?

979
00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:33,766
I've been so worried.

980
00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:36,891
Who's ... Who's this?

981
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,641
I'm the guy before you,

982
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,641
and he's the guy before me.

983
00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:40,808
Cheers.

984
00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:41,975
Um, Haley.

985
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:43,308
We need to talk

986
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:43,308
about what happened.

987
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,266
You screwed up.

988
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,266
That's what happened.

989
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,350
Right. It's always us.

990
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:47,975
We go halfsies

991
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:47,975
on a pot-bellied pig,

992
00:19:48,058 --> 00:19:50,475
and suddenly it's all mine

993
00:19:48,058 --> 00:19:50,475
when it's frothing at the mouth

994
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,225
and corners your mom

995
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,225
in the laundry room.

996
00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:54,100
Hey, he lied to his parents

997
00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:54,100
about my job

998
00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:55,725
because he's ashamed

999
00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:55,725
of me.

1000
00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:58,933
Oh, no, no. No.

1001
00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:58,933
I'm not ashamed of you.

1002
00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:00,391
I just panicked.

1003
00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:02,308
Look, right after you left,

1004
00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:02,308
I told Mum the truth about you

1005
00:20:02,391 --> 00:20:05,225
and your job and that if

1006
00:20:02,391 --> 00:20:05,225
I want to turn down a job

1007
00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:06,891
to be with you,

1008
00:20:06,975 --> 00:20:08,225
then that's my right.

1009
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,808
Well, it doesn't matter.

1010
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,808
This isn't working out anyways.

1011
00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:12,558
There it is.

1012
00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:12,558
Totally.

1013
00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:14,475
- What are they talking about?

1014
00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:14,475
- Ugh.

1015
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:15,725
They think

1016
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:15,725
that I'm freaking out

1017
00:20:15,808 --> 00:20:17,433
because you chose me

1018
00:20:15,808 --> 00:20:17,433
over that great job,

1019
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,808
which means that you have

1020
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,808
big feelings for me,

1021
00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:21,141
which forces me to look

1022
00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:21,141
at my feelings for you.

1023
00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:23,058
And?

1024
00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:24,183
And?

1025
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,558
And...

1026
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,391
I have big feelings,

1027
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,391
too.

1028
00:20:28,475 --> 00:20:30,850
You do?

1029
00:20:28,475 --> 00:20:30,850
Yes.

1030
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,850
Say it.

1031
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,850
Shut up.

1032
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:33,975
I'll say it.

1033
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,850
Haley, I love you.

1034
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,641
I love you, too.

1035
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:42,808
I came as soon

1036
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:42,808
as I got the call.

1037
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:44,100
Hey.

1038
00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:45,516
What's her forecast?

1039
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,766
Go, go, go, go, go!

1040
00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:58,558
Did you get it?

1041
00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:58,558
I gave her a hug goodbye,

1042
00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:01,475
used my sleight-of-hand,

1043
00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:01,475
and on the third try ...

1044
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,891
I feel so naughty

1045
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,891
using my magic like that.

1046
00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:06,183
I love you, baby.

1047
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,516
Your old boyfriends warned me

1048
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,516
you were like this.

1049
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,933
Give me that necklace!

1050
00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:16,766
She's coming.

1051
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,141
Give me that necklace!

1052
00:21:18,225 --> 00:21:20,725
Go, go, go!

1053
00:21:18,225 --> 00:21:20,725
Watch

1054
00:21:18,225 --> 00:21:20,725
what this bad boy can do.

1055
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:30,225
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