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No.

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Has it been a year already?

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⪠You're a grand old flag,
you're a high-flying flag âª

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⪠And forever in peace may you wave âª

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We love the Fourth of July.

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It's the perfect holiday.

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You get to cook outside,
blow stuff up, wear shorts.

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Easter should be taking notes.

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ª Keep your eyes
on the grand old flag âª

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That was longer than I remember.

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Hello?

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Joe, you should be thankful
that you live in this country.

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I spent half of my childhood
in a Banana Republic.

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It was the only store in my village
that had air-conditioner.

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Yes, Mr. President.

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Yes, sir, I'd be honored to,
sir. Thank you.

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Amazing news.

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The grand marshal for today's
parade just got #MeToo'd,

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and they need me to fill in.

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Jay, I'm so happy for you!

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So, now the only thing left
on your bucket list

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is to bare-knuckle fight a Russian!

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Ay!

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And Manny's gonna be back home

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from his big road trip
just in time for the parade.

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He's been gone for so long.
I can't wait to see him.

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That's great!

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We'll have the whole family
back together with me

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to ride in the convertible LeBaron.

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Joe, how's your parade wave?

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We'll work on it.

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⪠Every heart beats true âª

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⪠For the red, white, and blue âª

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⪠Where there's never a... âª

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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com

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More!

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Yeah. I've got time to help you.

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Look at your cousin being so sweet

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and helping out a friend.

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Such a weak little coward.
Are we done yet?

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No. It's a really big bridge.

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Or maybe you're just a really tiny man.

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Things were going great
on my cross-country drive

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until I fell behind schedule

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after I developed a perfectly
rational, fact-based fear

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of driving over bridges.

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I called Cam for support
since he taught driver's ed,

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- but he wasn't around.
- What?

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Turns out a strong verbal lashing

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was exactly what I needed
to get me across that bridge

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and the many others that cover
this country like a cancer.

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Okay, Cal. Let's say hi to Mommy.

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- Say, "Hi, Mommy!"
- Whoa, whoa.

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if I'm in that shot, back up
a-and turn the lights down.

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We had Chinese food last night.
I look like a blowfish.

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Okay, you know what, Mitchell?
It's not about you.

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I promised we would send a video of Cal

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to my sister for her birthday,

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and that was a week ago,
so we got to get it done.

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We have been watching
my big-for-his-age nephew Cal

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while my sister Pameron is...

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is back in Missouri
paying off a little debt.

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To society. She's in prison.

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For a tiny parole violation.

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She tried something on in a store

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and accidentally walked out.

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It was another woman's purse.

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The silver lining is,

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Cal is benefiting from
our parenting experience.

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Mitchell is molding young Cal's brain

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while I handle the young boy's body.

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It's a miracle we're not in prison.

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Yeah.

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Okay, let's sing the alphabet for Mommy.

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Come on, you and I worked on this.

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6!

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You know, I think I put
so much information in there,

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it's getting jumbled up on the way out.

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Well, let's... let's do
some of your stuff.

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Throw him a ball or something.

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Okay, yeah. That's a great idea.

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Okay, on the count of 3, Cal.

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Are you ready? 1, 2, 3!

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Okay.

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All right, um... well, hugs!

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Hey, how about a hug?

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Aww. He is such a good hugger.

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Okay, here's the thing...

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football camp started when Cal came.

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Then I was laid up

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because of that dinner
at Absolutely Crabulous.

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Well, don't worry. I've been
slacking on my end, too.

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Yeah, but I've been telling Pam
that Cal is thriving here.

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We can't send her a video
of him reciting his AB6s!

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- I wonder...
- Go on. I'm in.

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Is it possible to shoot him in a way

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that makes him look better than he is?

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Honey, are you kidding?
Vin Diesel's a movie star.

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Anything's possible with editing.

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What do you got there?

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Just choosing some classes
for college.

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This one looks interesting.

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"In this intensive"... Nope.

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Drop that!

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Game day, buddy.

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For the first time ever,
Luke and I are taking part

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in the sport of kings,
the savory science.

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We're teamed in a parent/child
hot-dog-eating contest.

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We've been training for weeks,
and I'm proud to say that Luke,

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like his old man, is blessed
with a dogger's mouth.

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I felt something tear inside.

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Push through it.

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You'll thank me when you start
to feel the gorger's high.

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Aah! What the hell?

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Is the hot dog making you angry?

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An angry stomach is 12% larger. Boo!

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I think we've got a real shot

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to take down Rhonda and Thandie Hodak.

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But they're undefeated.

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I guess that makes us "under-dogs."

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How long
you been sitting on that one?

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Not as long as you've been
sitting on that couch.

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Hey, hey.

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Can I get in on that floor bagel?

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Alex decided to take off
some time earlier this summer,

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and, like everything else she does,

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she did it a little too well.

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Who's there? Did you bring food?

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Tomatoes.

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But they won't be ready for six weeks.

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You have a backup?

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Well, I fell asleep on my phone,

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and I think my face ordered another one.

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You know, do you want to join me?

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You go back to work in a few weeks.

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You'll regret it
if you don't relax a little.

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Okay. Sure.

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The... This can wait 10 minutes

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until I get him into the ground, right?

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Can you scratch my nose?
I feel like you're closer.

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Okay, up on the table

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for a little stomach massage
and heckler prep.

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Hey, gals, things haven't
been going that great

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between me and Arvin,
and he's stopping by

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to say goodbye
before leaving for Switzerland.

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Could you take off the onesies

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and make it look like we don't
live in an insane asylum?

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You suck! You eat like a moron!

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My God! It's like you want Arvin

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to throw his return ticket off an Alp!

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No wonder she's so stressed.

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She's wearing, like, a seven-sie.

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Haley. Fancy meeting you here.

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Wait, why? I-I live here.

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No, I-I know. I was...
I was making a joke.

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It was stupid.

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No, it... it wasn't stupid.
It was funny.

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Well, you didn't laugh.

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Well, do it again. I'll laugh this time.

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I'd rather not.

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Sorry. I'm just, um, a little...

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I'm really nervous,
and I feel like this goodbye

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has so much pressure on it.

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So let's just relax
and be with each other.

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I actually have to go.

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No, seriously.

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I misread my itinerary,

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and I have to get to the airport.

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No! So, this is it?

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This is goodbye?

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I'm afraid so.

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I'm gonna miss you.

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I'll miss you, too.

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Aww.

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That's my car. I should probably...

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Okay.

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Well... goodbye, Haley.

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Love you.

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Love you, too.

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Is he gone?

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- Yeah?
- Good.

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No one wants old fuddy-duddy dad

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ruining the big romantic moment.

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I'll be upstairs
hiding in Luke's closet.

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All right. There we go, Cal.
Chew the peanut butter.

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See? Now, with editing,
we can make it look like

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he's saying anything we want...

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numbers, the alphabet,
a joke about Jewish people.

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Pam loves those.

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Movie tricks come easy to me...

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you know, clowns
being naturals at deception.

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It's true...
a couple months into dating,

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Cam told me he was a clown,

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did a little performance for me,

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and I... I did feel deceived.

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Okay, now, when I say "action,"

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Cal's gonna throw me the ball.

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You're gonna walk backwards,

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and then in editing, I'll reverse it

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to make it look like
Cal's catching the ball

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and you're walking normally.

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Why am I even in it at all?

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Remind me of something,
Mitchell... is the best art made

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by a million voices chiming in
or one man with a single vision?

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Okay, and we lay in the piano later.

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⪠Twinkle, twinkle, little star âª

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⪠How I wonder what you are âª

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- I have to pee!
- He has to pee.

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- Okay, he has to pee.
- Yep.

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All right. Take five!

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Lily, this is our first cut,

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so if you see anything wonky,
let us know.

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Hello, Mommy.

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Happy birthday.

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1 plus 1 is 2.

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Simple math.

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I can catch a ball.

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How'd you miss the cat?

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I didn't. That take was your best walk.

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That is gold.

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Why the giant bottle of wine?

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It's for perspective,
and nobody's asking that question.

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- Didn't I just ask it?
- Cam.

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Yeah, I know. It's certified rotten.

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Luke.

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He's only getting 1/3 of the dog
on his first bite.

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Anything less than half,
and you're playing for second.

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Well, the good news is,
the Fourth is weeks away.

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Um...

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it's... it's today.

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Toda... June...?

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Yeah... gone.

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There you are!
It's almost time for our show.

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- Wait... what are you wearing?
- Clothes?

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I got to get back into school mode

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before I lose my edge.

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Mom, you might want to think
about rejoining life

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before your brain freezes, too.

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Yeah,
don't you worry about...

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me.

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What's that?

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Um...

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Listen.

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No dad wants to have this talk
with his son, but...

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you're just not eating enough hot dogs.

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I'm sorry.

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For some reason,
I just... I can't focus.

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I think what Luke is trying to say is,

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he's too old for this contest

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and he doesn't have the heart
to tell you.

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That's impossible. I'm an adult.
I'm still super into it.

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Yeah. My 20s should be
my prime hot-dog-eating years.

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That was just my first attempt.

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I'm gonna figure this out. Hang on.

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Despite what Alex says,
I have not lost my edge.

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Something just clicked.

257
00:10:14,674 --> 00:10:17,009
Fine. You're right... it's college.

258
00:10:17,045 --> 00:10:18,212
- It is?
- Yeah.

259
00:10:18,247 --> 00:10:20,015
I'm distracted because
I'm feeling some pressure

260
00:10:20,051 --> 00:10:21,752
on which classes to take.

261
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,023
But don't worry.
I'm gonna figure it out.

262
00:10:25,662 --> 00:10:27,931
Wow. How could you tell?

263
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,466
I'm just a... perceptive guy.

264
00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:33,637
I wasn't talking about Luke.
The clicking was in my jaw.

265
00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:36,643
My old TMJ injury was back,
thanks to all the training.

266
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,547
I got it in college
when I bet my roommate

267
00:10:38,582 --> 00:10:41,386
I could out-Frisbee-catch
his golden retriever.

268
00:10:41,421 --> 00:10:43,290
And guess who wo... Aah!

269
00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:46,818
Aw.

270
00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,621
Arvin and I had the worst goodbye.

271
00:10:48,657 --> 00:10:51,093
It's been such a weird
past couple months.

272
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,228
That long?

273
00:10:52,263 --> 00:10:54,165
It feels like it all started
in the hospital,

274
00:10:54,201 --> 00:10:55,368
after I told him I loved him.

275
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,604
There you go.

276
00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:58,274
That's it. You pressured him.

277
00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:00,278
- Too much, too soon.
- Maybe.

278
00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:02,215
Something's not lining up.

279
00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:04,358
Okay, you're right.

280
00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:05,494
Seriously?

281
00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:08,032
Something happened in the hospital
while Arvin was gone.

282
00:11:10,406 --> 00:11:11,473
Lost again?

283
00:11:11,508 --> 00:11:13,810
No. This time, I meant to come back.

284
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,647
I have some pretty big news.

285
00:11:15,683 --> 00:11:18,018
You should probably be sitting for this.

286
00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,187
O... kay.

287
00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:27,027
I lied.

288
00:11:27,063 --> 00:11:28,698
I'm not married anymore.

289
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:30,635
My wife left me for her ex-husband.

290
00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:32,104
I'm a divorcé.

291
00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:34,543
Why are you telling me this?

292
00:11:34,578 --> 00:11:37,247
Because I'm back in town,
I'm going to nursing school,

293
00:11:37,284 --> 00:11:39,319
and we might run into each other.

294
00:11:39,355 --> 00:11:40,755
I don't want to
spend the rest of my life

295
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,692
pretending my wife is in the bathroom.

296
00:11:42,728 --> 00:11:45,832
Yeah, I would start to
worry about her after a while.

297
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,802
Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out.

298
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:51,253
It's okay. I don't think
we ever really got each other.

299
00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:53,825
Like, you know how when you and I
used to go to concerts,

300
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,463
we used to just look
at each other and know...

301
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,083
It was time for me
to get on your shoulders

302
00:11:58,119 --> 00:11:59,252
and throw my bra at the drummer.

303
00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:00,355
Yeah.

304
00:12:00,391 --> 00:12:02,326
Like, you probably
have that with Arvin, right?

305
00:12:02,361 --> 00:12:03,862
- Definitely.
- That's awesome.

306
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:04,930
With my wife,

307
00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:08,471
she's pretty and smart and a doctor.

308
00:12:08,781 --> 00:12:10,516
But if you're always telling yourself

309
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:11,718
how lucky you are,

310
00:12:11,753 --> 00:12:13,822
it's probably because
you're afraid to ask yourself

311
00:12:13,857 --> 00:12:15,058
how happy you are.

312
00:12:15,093 --> 00:12:16,828
Right?

313
00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:18,899
I brought ice chips.

314
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:21,838
Or are they ice fries here?

315
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,510
Ha.

316
00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:28,333
I can't believe Dylan got into my head.

317
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:30,337
I can't believe
he got into nursing school.

318
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,812
That's the biggest one they got?

319
00:12:34,847 --> 00:12:37,417
Yes, and I'm not going back again.

320
00:12:37,703 --> 00:12:39,738
Have you seen Manny? I've been
looking all over for him.

321
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:40,940
I don't see him.

322
00:12:40,975 --> 00:12:43,312
I've been here,
‭busy inspecting the troops.

323
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,450
Young lady, could you
straighten that hat?

324
00:12:45,485 --> 00:12:47,620
Sir, that... that horn
could use a shine.

325
00:12:47,656 --> 00:12:48,856
Haircut.

326
00:12:48,891 --> 00:12:50,793
Gloria, if this goes well,
in a couple of months,

327
00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:52,497
I'll be lighting
the town Christmas tree.

328
00:12:52,532 --> 00:12:54,668
- Take that, Dad!
- You know what is weird?

329
00:12:54,703 --> 00:12:57,206
After so many years
at Carnaval,

330
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:59,778
to be at a parade
with people fully dressed.

331
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,281
Gloria, focus.

332
00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:02,917
You've got a big role in this.

333
00:13:02,963 --> 00:13:05,934
After I cut the ribbon,
it's your job to fire off the cannon.

334
00:13:05,969 --> 00:13:08,105
That's the signal for everybody
to start marching.

335
00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:11,312
But isn't the grand marshal's job
to fire the cannon?

336
00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:12,648
So the ribbon cuts itself?

337
00:13:12,683 --> 00:13:14,318
Gloria, what you don't know
about parades...

338
00:13:14,353 --> 00:13:15,420
Wait, wait.

339
00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:17,991
Papi! Hello.

340
00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:20,262
Are you coming?
The parade is about to start.

341
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,266
Hey! Jay!

342
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,758
Hey, Tom! How's it going?

343
00:13:23,794 --> 00:13:26,864
Great, actually.
My wife and I, we're back together.

344
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,670
I... Well, not exactly.
I mean, we're going on dates.

345
00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:30,939
- We're hoping to recapture...
- Yeah, yeah.

346
00:13:30,974 --> 00:13:32,141
I want to hear all about it,

347
00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,145
but I think the local paper
needs a photo.

348
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,615
O-Of course. Yeah.

349
00:13:35,651 --> 00:13:37,018
Gloria, get in the shot.

350
00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:39,290
Gloria.

351
00:13:39,325 --> 00:13:42,161
But you promised
that you were going to come.

352
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,898
Just shoot. No, go ahead... shoot it.

353
00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:45,569
What? Okay.

354
00:13:45,604 --> 00:13:46,704
No, no, not yet!

355
00:13:50,948 --> 00:13:52,583
Damn it, Gloria! It's not cutting!

356
00:13:52,618 --> 00:13:53,952
These aren't lefties!

357
00:13:55,297 --> 00:13:58,333
Grand-marshal. Take that, Grandpa!

358
00:13:58,368 --> 00:13:59,769
You must be on top of the world.

359
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,142
Well, I'm putting on a brave face

360
00:14:01,177 --> 00:14:02,779
for the good of the country,
but the truth is,

361
00:14:02,814 --> 00:14:04,516
we did not get off to a great start.

362
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:06,320
Gloria is not on her game today,

363
00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:07,422
and I'm afraid she's gonna forget

364
00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,726
to lead the standing ovation
after my speech.

365
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,002
In fact, I'm tagging you in.

366
00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:14,039
Your cue is "pursuit of happiness."

367
00:14:14,074 --> 00:14:15,943
And if you could sell it,
a "bravo" would be nice.

368
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,214
Okay. I-I know what's wrong with Gloria.

369
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:20,286
This is a big day for you,
and she's feeling left out.

370
00:14:20,321 --> 00:14:21,354
No, that's not it.

371
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:22,423
Damn it.

372
00:14:22,747 --> 00:14:24,482
You're not getting here till tomorrow?

373
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:27,154
How does your name
even have the word "man" in it?

374
00:14:27,189 --> 00:14:28,222
Something just clicked.

375
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,626
- Jaw trouble?
- No!

376
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,732
She was just on with Manny,
who's not coming.

377
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,938
Don't Gloria and Manny have
some Fourth of July tradition?

378
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,264
Come to think of it,

379
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,369
they share a slice of apple pie
and watch the fireworks.

380
00:14:39,404 --> 00:14:41,640
They've been doing that
every year since he was born!

381
00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:45,281
Until this year,
which is why Gloria is upset.

382
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:46,449
- Yes!
- You're right!

383
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,985
I let the sash go to my head.

384
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,254
I never should have brought it!

385
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:50,691
I can help you out,

386
00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:52,595
but you're gonna have to give up
on your little speech thing.

387
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,566
Hey, kid. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where'd you get the fireworks?

388
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:56,770
- You a cop?
- Co...

389
00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:58,774
There's a stand in
the grocery store parking lot.

390
00:14:58,809 --> 00:15:00,277
But he's closing up.

391
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:02,396
You get the fireworks and the apple pie.

392
00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:03,731
I will take care of Manny.

393
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,669
I am back. I am really back!

394
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:06,804
My car's blocked in.

395
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,140
All this traffic, I'll never make it.

396
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,410
Look at that... right there.

397
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,282
Check out! I'm a Shriner.

398
00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:14,686
Cool! Listen, I need to borrow your car.

399
00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:15,927
It's kind of an emergency.

400
00:15:15,962 --> 00:15:17,897
But my dad's excited
to see me in the parade.

401
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:19,266
He was a Tuskegee Airman.

402
00:15:19,303 --> 00:15:21,271
Maybe the minute you stop trying so hard

403
00:15:21,307 --> 00:15:22,907
is the minute he'll start loving you.

404
00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:24,611
Now hop out of there
and go clear a path for me

405
00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:25,913
through those lawn chairs.

406
00:15:25,949 --> 00:15:27,684
- Come on. I'll help you out.
- But... I don't...

407
00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:31,746
How about this one, okay?

408
00:15:31,782 --> 00:15:33,350
Maybe we'll get lucky
and he'll be good at this.

409
00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:35,487
Okay, don't you think
this is a little hateful...

410
00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,525
- waterboarding a clown for a prize?
- Come on.

411
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,328
You guys spray each other
with seltzer all the time.

412
00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:40,698
That's between two consenting clowns.

413
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,069
All right, one second. Let's get this.

414
00:15:43,104 --> 00:15:44,872
Okay, go ahead. Okay.

415
00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:47,478
- No. No. Wrong way, wrong way.
- Okay, all right, you got to...

416
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,202
- Okay, it's fine.
- You know what?

417
00:15:49,237 --> 00:15:52,722
Maybe it's just time we admit to Pam
we haven't taught him a thing.

418
00:15:52,757 --> 00:15:55,493
You know, I just...
I don't want to let him down.

419
00:15:55,582 --> 00:15:58,151
I-I've come to really enjoy
having him around.

420
00:15:58,186 --> 00:15:59,621
I know, I know. Me too.

421
00:15:59,656 --> 00:16:01,358
But it's not like
we're bad at parenting.

422
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,029
I mean, Lily turned out to be
a smart, sensitive little girl.

423
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:06,668
You're a disgrace to this family!

424
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,106
I don't think you heard me.
I'm over the bridge.

425
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,378
I know. Now we're just catching up.

426
00:16:11,414 --> 00:16:13,248
Sorry I didn't win.

427
00:16:13,284 --> 00:16:15,620
No, no, no. You don't
have to apologize, okay?

428
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:16,789
No, no, you did just great.

429
00:16:16,824 --> 00:16:19,259
We're the ones
who need to do better.

430
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,313
And you know what? You give great hugs.

431
00:16:21,349 --> 00:16:23,216
Hey. We taught him that.

432
00:16:23,252 --> 00:16:25,571
Well, too bad it isn't exactly a skill.

433
00:16:25,606 --> 00:16:27,224
Yeah. Or is it?

434
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,130
Mutton busting?

435
00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:31,232
Why? What is that?

436
00:16:31,268 --> 00:16:33,871
It's a sheep rodeo for kids.

437
00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:35,842
It's like you didn't even
have a childhood.

438
00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:37,312
Come on!

439
00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:40,518
The hot dog contest is about to begin.

440
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,114
Sorry I'm not in worse shape for this.

441
00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:44,653
Don't worry about it, buddy.
You've had a lot on your mind.

442
00:16:44,688 --> 00:16:46,390
Any luck choosing your courses?

443
00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:47,592
Not yet.

444
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,663
I don't really want
‭to talk about that right now.

445
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,300
Maybe you're putting
too much pressure on...

446
00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:53,236
It's more than just
picking classes, okay?

447
00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:55,374
Can we just drop it and focus
on what we're doing here?

448
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,278
Yeah. Of course.

449
00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:03,382
Exciting to be in the competition?

450
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:05,854
Instead of sitting up in the bleachers,
like the last three years?

451
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:07,022
I guess.

452
00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:08,960
Scary, sure, but it does feel good

453
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,563
putting our butts on the line.

454
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:11,765
You lose 100%

455
00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:13,669
of the hot-dog-eating contests
you don't enter.

456
00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:15,573
Dad, I know what your bumper sticker is,

457
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:17,410
and I know
what you're trying to do here.

458
00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:18,846
But college is different.

459
00:17:18,882 --> 00:17:21,852
I mean, you screw up at community
college, you're out of options.

460
00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,447
You're not gonna screw it up.

461
00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:26,085
I've messed up
a lot of things in my life.

462
00:17:26,121 --> 00:17:27,455
I'm scared I'll do it again.

463
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:29,258
- Good.
- What?

464
00:17:29,294 --> 00:17:30,528
Being scared means you care.

465
00:17:30,563 --> 00:17:33,868
Maybe... Maybe that's what's
been missing in the past.

466
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:35,738
It's the biggest thing
I've ever tried to do.

467
00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:37,976
Contestants, ready position.

468
00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:39,579
Just take it one step at a time.

469
00:17:39,615 --> 00:17:42,352
Don't worry about the 50
to hopefully 75 hot dogs

470
00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:43,420
you're gonna eat.

471
00:17:43,456 --> 00:17:45,257
Just worry about
the dog in front of you.

472
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,434
And wet the buns.

473
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:49,603
Eat!

474
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,277
Are we sure this is safe?
My gosh, yes.

475
00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:54,613
The kids love it, the sheep love it.

476
00:17:55,717 --> 00:17:57,352
And I'm pretty sure it's too late.

477
00:17:57,387 --> 00:18:00,023
- Whoa!
- Hang on, Cal! Keep hugging!

478
00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:01,794
My gosh. Pam is gonna be so excited.

479
00:18:01,829 --> 00:18:03,798
He's already busting
at a first-grade level.

480
00:18:07,072 --> 00:18:09,509
Better get an X-ray.
You got trampled pretty bad.

481
00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,480
Looks like that ankle's broken.

482
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,251
Really, Jerry?

483
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,625
Haley? What are you doing here?

484
00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:19,509
Well, you tweeted you were working,

485
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:21,280
the water tower's in the back
of your Instagram story,

486
00:18:21,315 --> 00:18:22,415
and you just left a Yelp rating

487
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:23,718
for that falafel place
around the corner,

488
00:18:23,753 --> 00:18:24,920
so I figured out where you were.

489
00:18:24,955 --> 00:18:26,957
Could you please stop
being so obsessed with me?

490
00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,059
Wait... what?

491
00:18:28,095 --> 00:18:30,096
That thing that you said
at the hospital?

492
00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:32,237
How if a person felt lucky
to be in a relationship,

493
00:18:32,273 --> 00:18:33,907
that means that
they couldn't really be happy?

494
00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,311
Obviously, you did that

495
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:36,747
to try and ruin what I have with Arvin,

496
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,517
because you're not over me.

497
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,321
I seriously don't know whether to laugh

498
00:18:40,356 --> 00:18:42,492
or check you for a spider bite.

499
00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:44,329
I'm sorry that you're
questioning your relationship,

500
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:45,431
but it's not my fault.

501
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,134
Just admit it!

502
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,406
You said that
to try and get back with me.

503
00:18:49,774 --> 00:18:52,143
Look, in my heart of hearts...

504
00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:54,415
which does not exist, by the way...

505
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:57,253
yeah, I still think about us.
We were great.

506
00:18:57,289 --> 00:18:59,224
- Aha!
- Nuh-ha!

507
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:00,594
You're the one who drove across town,

508
00:19:00,629 --> 00:19:02,196
paid $12 for parking

509
00:19:02,232 --> 00:19:04,935
and then an additional $2
for the yellow wristband

510
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:07,674
for beer and medical tent access.

511
00:19:07,811 --> 00:19:09,913
It sounds like
you're the one who's into me.

512
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,384
You're crazy.

513
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,053
There's no crime in wondering

514
00:19:13,088 --> 00:19:15,124
if we might still be good together.

515
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,829
I still see us together
in my mind's eye...

516
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,967
- which, by the way, doesn't exist.
- I can't hear it again.

517
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:24,008
Diagnosis... nothing.

518
00:19:33,795 --> 00:19:35,062
How was the parade?

519
00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:36,733
I had something more important to do.

520
00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:37,935
Apple pie?

521
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,839
I got a few weird looks
at the drive-through,

522
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:43,680
but it was worth it to
help keep your tradition alive.

523
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,483
You mean Manny and me?

524
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,302
It's not gonna happen, because...

525
00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:48,771
I've got that covered, too.

526
00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:52,211
⪠Ta-da! âª

527
00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:54,282
Hi, Mom! I miss you!

528
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,752
Jay! That's perfect!

529
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,087
It's not perfect yet.

530
00:19:59,928 --> 00:20:01,463
Should we really give the dangerous job

531
00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:03,667
to my only smart one?

532
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,505
âª

533
00:20:08,513 --> 00:20:11,283
Happy Fourth of July, Papi!

534
00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:13,487
I'll be home soon... before you know it.

535
00:20:13,523 --> 00:20:14,723
"Thomas Jefferson,

536
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:16,727
who was sort of
the grand marshal of his time,

537
00:20:16,762 --> 00:20:19,399
believed this country should be
a place where people are free

538
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,104
to pursue happiness and a better life,

539
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:26,012
where we can set our sights on the stars

540
00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:27,982
and, with hard work and determination...

541
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,690
make the impossible a reality.

542
00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:32,826
No!

543
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,298
Because Americans
don't run from challenges.

544
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,600
We embrace them.

545
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,741
God bless America.

546
00:20:40,777 --> 00:20:42,846
Hold for applause."

547
00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:44,416
That would've killed, right?

548
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,985
Bravo!

549
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,657
You know, I gave up a lot today.
You could mean it.

550
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,249
Never too late to start training
for next year!

551
00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:55,292
Let's loosen up first
with some exercises.

552
00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:58,853
Lamalick. Dizzy Gillespie. Tiffy pop it.

553
00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:00,292
Hold it.

554
00:21:00,317 --> 00:21:02,815
- And out. Tiffy...
- Dad, I don't think I can ever eat

555
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,039
another hot dog again.

556
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,476
Yeah, I thought you might feel this way.

557
00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:09,435
- Hey, you there?
- What?

558
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,979
We're having some trouble getting
these bad boys down.

559
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,205
I'm not surprised, you pathetic losers.

560
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,967
You two disgust me more
than most of these hot dogs.

561
00:21:16,992 --> 00:21:18,245
What's the hold up?

562
00:21:18,271 --> 00:21:21,143
Are we saving our bodies
for bikini season, ladies?

563
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,607
- She's good.
- She better be. She's expensive.

564
00:21:24,632 --> 00:21:29,637
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