1 00:00:03,114 --> 00:00:04,647 Okay, honey, doorbell's installed. 2 00:00:04,716 --> 00:00:07,018 - How's it sound? - Welcome to hell! 3 00:00:08,589 --> 00:00:10,591 That is so cute! 4 00:00:10,659 --> 00:00:12,695 Can you come in here and help me with this web? 5 00:00:12,797 --> 00:00:14,832 Sorry, gotta fly. 6 00:00:14,935 --> 00:00:16,469 I'm gonna do that one again when there's more people around. 7 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,607 Okay. So, you got to put that up on the hook 8 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:21,079 because the trick-or-treaters are gonna be here any minute. 9 00:00:21,181 --> 00:00:22,214 I'm caught. 10 00:00:22,316 --> 00:00:23,383 Don't pull. It's just gonna get... 11 00:00:23,485 --> 00:00:25,354 worse. 12 00:00:25,422 --> 00:00:27,324 - No, I can... - N... Stop moving. 13 00:00:27,393 --> 00:00:28,593 I'm gonna get some scissors. 14 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,307 Hey, Jerry. 15 00:00:35,409 --> 00:00:36,442 What's wrong? 16 00:00:37,539 --> 00:00:39,041 When? 17 00:00:39,143 --> 00:00:40,644 How? 18 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,137 Thank God you're back. 19 00:00:42,206 --> 00:00:44,275 There's a real spider in here, and it's getting closer. 20 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,779 That was Jerry, my mom's husband. 21 00:00:46,848 --> 00:00:49,618 - Is everything okay? - No. 22 00:00:49,721 --> 00:00:51,622 - My mom's dead. - What? 23 00:01:02,113 --> 00:01:07,118 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 24 00:01:09,043 --> 00:01:10,402 I can't believe Nana's gone. 25 00:01:10,478 --> 00:01:13,114 If God really is an old white guy, 26 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:14,181 he's about to get an earful. 27 00:01:14,185 --> 00:01:15,518 My God, Claire. 28 00:01:15,621 --> 00:01:16,955 Mitchell. 29 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,128 Wait, can you... 30 00:01:20,197 --> 00:01:21,198 - I think... - I don't know how to... 31 00:01:21,299 --> 00:01:23,534 Help. Please help. Thank you. 32 00:01:26,075 --> 00:01:28,778 All right. 33 00:01:28,847 --> 00:01:29,914 Who are you supposed to be? 34 00:01:29,983 --> 00:01:31,384 I'm Pr... I'm Prince Harry. 35 00:01:31,452 --> 00:01:33,020 Does that mean Cam is... 36 00:01:33,122 --> 00:01:35,525 Hear ye, hear ye, 37 00:01:35,593 --> 00:01:38,431 presenting the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan... 38 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:39,733 No, no, no, no, no. That was for Pepper's party. 39 00:01:39,835 --> 00:01:42,672 We're not doing that anymore. Go console your cousins. 40 00:01:42,774 --> 00:01:44,342 - Hey. - Sweetie. 41 00:01:44,445 --> 00:01:47,048 - Let me get in there. - Hang on. 42 00:01:47,117 --> 00:01:48,807 - All right, get up. - I had the same issue with this. 43 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:49,887 - Just... - Okay, there it is. 44 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,418 Sweetie. 45 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,855 - Who needs a drink? - I do. 46 00:01:53,925 --> 00:01:56,227 Okay, how are we gonna handle this? 47 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:57,396 You mean because the two most 48 00:01:57,498 --> 00:01:59,902 emotionally complicated people on earth are facing the loss 49 00:02:00,004 --> 00:02:02,039 of the most complicated relationship of their lives? 50 00:02:02,141 --> 00:02:04,711 So... not an edible arrangement. 51 00:02:04,813 --> 00:02:06,047 We just have to be there for them. 52 00:02:06,149 --> 00:02:07,316 Whatever they need. I... 53 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:08,752 It just feels inappropriate 54 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,756 - being dressed like this. - Yeah. 55 00:02:10,858 --> 00:02:13,295 I should be in something darker with a cap sleeve. 56 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:17,770 This is so surreal. I-I can't believe this. 57 00:02:17,873 --> 00:02:20,109 I-I just talked to her right before she left. 58 00:02:20,211 --> 00:02:21,778 She was so excited about her trip to Greenland 59 00:02:21,881 --> 00:02:22,948 with her women's group. 60 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:24,283 Still no word on what happened? 61 00:02:24,386 --> 00:02:25,619 No. Jerry called. 62 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:27,056 He said that she had a heart problem 63 00:02:27,158 --> 00:02:28,291 she didn't want to talk about, 64 00:02:28,394 --> 00:02:29,962 but we're still not sure if that's it. 65 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:32,133 He did promise to reach out as soon as he has some answers. 66 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,537 Well, we're here to support you in any way we can. 67 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,209 Yeah. Anything you need, anything at all, we're on it. 68 00:02:37,311 --> 00:02:38,946 - Soup? - Tissues? 69 00:02:39,049 --> 00:02:40,884 Try this meditation exercise. 70 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:44,557 Yeah, no, you guys are being so sweet. I just... 71 00:02:44,659 --> 00:02:46,561 Yeah, but w-we cope with things 72 00:02:46,663 --> 00:02:49,000 a little less touchy-feely and a little more... 73 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,071 - Irish. Yes. - Right. Right. 74 00:02:51,173 --> 00:02:53,308 You know, have some drinks, tell some funny stories. 75 00:02:53,410 --> 00:02:56,181 Do you remember the time Mom was so mad 76 00:02:56,283 --> 00:02:58,351 because "Laverne and Shirley" moved to California? 77 00:02:59,556 --> 00:03:01,458 Or, no, remember how she used to always 78 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,793 bring her own ice cubes to restaurants? 79 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:04,464 God, yes! 80 00:03:04,566 --> 00:03:07,203 Remember when she got thrown out of Scientology? 81 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:11,644 Our mother is dead, Phil. 82 00:03:11,747 --> 00:03:12,981 I-I thought we were... 83 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:15,119 Maybe you should just give us a little space? 84 00:03:15,221 --> 00:03:17,490 - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Sure. - Of course. Yes. Sure. 85 00:03:17,592 --> 00:03:19,494 You know, I don't know how we all feel about the afterlife, 86 00:03:19,596 --> 00:03:21,999 but I myself would like to imagine Dede 87 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:24,003 surrounded by loved ones, hearing... 88 00:03:24,105 --> 00:03:26,407 Welcome to hell! 89 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:29,480 - I'll disconnect that doorbell. - God. 90 00:03:29,582 --> 00:03:30,984 Hey. 91 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,820 We were out trick-or-treating with the kids. 92 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:34,323 - Dad. - We left Joe with Manny, 93 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:35,659 and we came as soon as we heard. 94 00:03:35,761 --> 00:03:36,896 So sorry. 95 00:03:36,998 --> 00:03:38,732 - Come here, you two. Get in here. - Thanks, Dad. 96 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,736 Yeah. I know. You just have to... Yeah. 97 00:03:40,838 --> 00:03:44,243 Look, I know that your mother and I had our differences, 98 00:03:44,345 --> 00:03:45,579 but she was a good woman. 99 00:03:45,681 --> 00:03:46,682 Yeah. 100 00:03:46,683 --> 00:03:49,253 She... 101 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,591 Yeah, she had great legs. 102 00:03:51,693 --> 00:03:52,928 Really? That's your tribute? 103 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:54,932 Of course not. She was very educated, 104 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,134 as she often told me. 105 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,307 She, um... 106 00:03:59,409 --> 00:04:00,642 She... 107 00:04:00,744 --> 00:04:01,912 I can't watch this. 108 00:04:02,014 --> 00:04:04,250 It's like watching a fish panic at the bottom of a boat. 109 00:04:04,352 --> 00:04:06,754 She... she gave you us, your wonderful children. 110 00:04:06,857 --> 00:04:10,229 There you go. And for that I will always be grateful. 111 00:04:10,331 --> 00:04:12,600 Yeah. We have so much to be grateful for. 112 00:04:12,702 --> 00:04:15,272 She was a wonderful mother. 113 00:04:15,374 --> 00:04:17,776 And I'm... I am so glad that I was able to tell her that 114 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,115 during our last call. And I didn't know it at the time, 115 00:04:20,217 --> 00:04:24,624 but in a lot of ways, it was the perfect goodbye. 116 00:04:27,064 --> 00:04:28,331 Do we know what happened? 117 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:30,669 Not yet, no. But you know what? 118 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,010 - I need to be around happy things... - Yeah. 119 00:04:34,112 --> 00:04:36,347 cute kids in costumes trick-or-treating. 120 00:04:36,449 --> 00:04:37,951 I'm gonna go hand out some Halloween candy. 121 00:04:38,053 --> 00:04:39,955 - I'm good! Good, good! - I'm... I'm coming with you. 122 00:04:40,057 --> 00:04:41,124 - I'm good. - We're good. 123 00:04:41,226 --> 00:04:42,293 Nah. 124 00:04:42,395 --> 00:04:44,130 You make plans, 125 00:04:44,232 --> 00:04:46,034 the universe steps in and says "nope." 126 00:04:46,136 --> 00:04:48,371 - Life is so unfair. - Damn right. 127 00:04:48,473 --> 00:04:50,877 I just waited in a line around the block 128 00:04:50,979 --> 00:04:52,713 for a hoagie everybody's talking about. 129 00:04:52,815 --> 00:04:54,717 Then my ex-wife drops dead, 130 00:04:54,819 --> 00:04:57,389 and I'm too sad to eat it. 131 00:04:57,491 --> 00:04:58,893 I'll give it another hour. 132 00:04:58,995 --> 00:05:03,401 I'm so sorry for your loss, Jay. 133 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,441 I don't know why I thought getting this out would help. 134 00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:07,944 What is that? 135 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,782 Nana had these little statues of herself made. 136 00:05:10,885 --> 00:05:12,686 They were her Christmas gift to each of us. 137 00:05:12,788 --> 00:05:15,692 Now I feel better about my stupid well in Africa. 138 00:05:15,794 --> 00:05:18,031 Hey. Hitting that candy pretty hard. 139 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:19,800 You didn't even take the wrapper off the last one. 140 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,237 I'm sad. Shut up. 141 00:05:21,339 --> 00:05:23,241 I heard that if you die on Halloween, 142 00:05:23,343 --> 00:05:25,412 you come back as a zombie. 143 00:05:25,481 --> 00:05:26,714 I can see that. 144 00:05:26,783 --> 00:05:27,850 Nana would be all, 145 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,322 "Braaainnssss! 146 00:05:30,391 --> 00:05:31,457 Nope. Braaainnsss!" 147 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:33,828 Uch! 148 00:05:34,933 --> 00:05:36,467 I just remember Nana... 149 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,538 when we were little, she would... 150 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,175 She would... 151 00:05:40,244 --> 00:05:42,079 My God! What is wrong with you two? 152 00:05:42,181 --> 00:05:44,483 - What? - Our grandmother just died. 153 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,120 Luke's over here making tasteless jokes, 154 00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:49,560 and you're stuffing your face. Show some respect! 155 00:05:49,628 --> 00:05:53,134 I am so sorry, what happened to your grandmother. 156 00:05:53,236 --> 00:05:54,871 She was a wonderful woman. 157 00:05:54,973 --> 00:05:56,473 Thank you, Gloria. 158 00:05:56,542 --> 00:05:58,912 Finally, someone with a normal reaction. 159 00:05:59,314 --> 00:06:01,350 Didn't Nana try to strangle you three times? 160 00:06:01,452 --> 00:06:03,320 Yeah, but one of those times, 161 00:06:03,389 --> 00:06:05,591 I was able to see again my favorite abuela 162 00:06:05,693 --> 00:06:06,895 for one second. 163 00:06:06,997 --> 00:06:09,466 So I really should thank Dede. 164 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:13,207 Anyways, any issues that your grandmother had with me, 165 00:06:13,309 --> 00:06:14,476 they're behind her. 166 00:06:14,578 --> 00:06:17,248 She's at peace. She's living in a better place. 167 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:18,885 What the hell is that? 168 00:06:18,954 --> 00:06:21,256 Pretty lifelike, right? Christmas gift from Nana. 169 00:06:21,358 --> 00:06:23,060 It's very cute. 170 00:06:23,162 --> 00:06:26,500 But it's amazing how her eyes are... 171 00:06:26,602 --> 00:06:29,205 are following me wherever I go! 172 00:06:29,437 --> 00:06:31,172 I know that this is going to sound crazy, 173 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:34,111 but I have always worried that when Dede died, 174 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:36,884 she was going to come back and haunt me. 175 00:06:36,986 --> 00:06:39,801 Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding. 176 00:06:40,224 --> 00:06:41,922 Happy Halloween. 177 00:06:45,158 --> 00:06:47,742 Cute. You okay? 178 00:06:47,811 --> 00:06:48,879 Yeah, I was just thinking about 179 00:06:48,981 --> 00:06:50,848 this great Halloween with Mom. 180 00:06:52,354 --> 00:06:54,556 I wasn't really fitting in in high school, 181 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:57,162 so Mom took me to go get ice cream 182 00:06:57,264 --> 00:06:59,800 at this place I-in West Hollywood. 183 00:06:59,903 --> 00:07:01,003 And the parade was going on. 184 00:07:01,105 --> 00:07:04,242 And before that, I had never been to a gay event. 185 00:07:04,311 --> 00:07:05,711 Trick or treat! 186 00:07:05,814 --> 00:07:08,450 Here you go. Happy Halloween. 187 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,786 The thing is, 188 00:07:09,889 --> 00:07:11,690 she didn't force me to talk about it. 189 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:13,027 She just let it be. You know? 190 00:07:13,129 --> 00:07:14,864 And I-I think that that was her way of saying 191 00:07:14,966 --> 00:07:17,234 that she was okay with me. 192 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,882 I remember once Mom told me 193 00:07:18,984 --> 00:07:21,988 that I ate ice cream like a prostitute. 194 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:23,657 Ugghh, come on. 195 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:24,826 Wh-Why haven't we heard anything yet 196 00:07:24,929 --> 00:07:27,131 about what happened to her? This is ridiculous! 197 00:07:27,233 --> 00:07:28,968 I know. It's bad enough we lost our mom. 198 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:31,974 Now we just have to sit here expecting the worst. 199 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,477 Heyyy. 200 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,812 Heard some raised voices, 201 00:07:34,916 --> 00:07:35,982 - just making... - Where have you guys been? 202 00:07:35,984 --> 00:07:37,084 Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, 203 00:07:37,186 --> 00:07:38,420 but we're kind of going through something today. 204 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:40,257 Well, you s-said you wanted some space, 205 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:42,261 - so we were giving you... - So now you're gonna logic us to death? 206 00:07:42,363 --> 00:07:44,465 Yeah, yeah, 'cause that's what we need right now. 207 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:48,019 I am totally confused 208 00:07:48,121 --> 00:07:50,290 - about what we're supposed to do. - No. I have an idea. 209 00:07:50,359 --> 00:07:52,728 Mitchell was just talking about a great memory he had 210 00:07:52,796 --> 00:07:55,300 of Dede taking him for ice cream in West Hollywood. 211 00:07:55,369 --> 00:07:58,172 We could go pick some up... it would be a perfect tribute. 212 00:07:58,274 --> 00:07:59,641 That's great. 213 00:07:59,744 --> 00:08:01,779 Plus, I don't know why, but there's... 214 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,051 there's something about the way Claire eats ice cream 215 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,923 that I just... enjoy. 216 00:08:06,969 --> 00:08:08,503 I just wish I could remember the name of it. 217 00:08:08,605 --> 00:08:10,307 - I'm on it. Anderson Scooper? - No. 218 00:08:10,376 --> 00:08:11,576 Priscilla Queen of the Desserts? 219 00:08:11,678 --> 00:08:13,213 - Mnh-mnh. - Sherbert and Ernie? 220 00:08:13,282 --> 00:08:15,017 Mnh-mnh. It was something very specific. 221 00:08:15,086 --> 00:08:17,054 West Hollywood Ice Cream Shop? 222 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:19,325 - That's it. Let's go. - This can't be happening. 223 00:08:19,427 --> 00:08:22,064 Aw, Jay, it's a hard day. 224 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:23,233 Tell me. 225 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,204 I put a sandwich in there with my name on it 226 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,541 10 minutes ago, and now it's missing. 227 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:29,914 - Who the hell took it? - Really? On a day like today, 228 00:08:29,983 --> 00:08:32,218 you can get this worked up over a sandwich? 229 00:08:32,287 --> 00:08:33,821 Come here. 230 00:08:33,924 --> 00:08:35,491 Yeah. Hey. It's okay. 231 00:08:36,729 --> 00:08:38,097 You're smelling us. 232 00:08:38,165 --> 00:08:39,900 I smell guilt and pickles. 233 00:08:41,717 --> 00:08:43,252 Aah! 234 00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:44,721 Sorry, fireman habit. 235 00:08:44,823 --> 00:08:46,191 Your mom said you were up here. 236 00:08:46,294 --> 00:08:47,895 You're the best boyfriend. 237 00:08:47,997 --> 00:08:49,631 That's her? 238 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:50,934 Yep. 239 00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:52,070 People said she was difficult, 240 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:53,874 but she was an amazing woman 241 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:55,343 who didn't conform to anyone's idea 242 00:08:55,412 --> 00:08:56,679 of who she should be. 243 00:08:57,464 --> 00:09:00,268 There are a lot of photos of her being escorted out of places. 244 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:03,141 Yeah. 245 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,913 Well, it must feel good to know that... 246 00:09:05,982 --> 00:09:09,153 I mean not good. Everything must feel bad. 247 00:09:09,255 --> 00:09:11,791 I'm sorry. I'm bad at this whole death thing. 248 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,261 And I see a lot of it at work. 249 00:09:13,329 --> 00:09:16,634 I mean, nobody ever feeds the station goldfish. 250 00:09:16,736 --> 00:09:18,771 It's not just hard for you. 251 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,210 My brother can't stop cracking jokes, 252 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:24,149 my sister's eating like a bear about to hibernate, 253 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:27,355 and meanwhile, I'm just sitting here thinking, 254 00:09:27,424 --> 00:09:32,032 "Wow, you're here one second, and then poof... 255 00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:33,135 you're not." 256 00:09:35,707 --> 00:09:37,476 I know how sad you must be. 257 00:09:39,618 --> 00:09:40,652 Take off your shirt. 258 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:41,988 - What? - Fine. 259 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:44,026 - I'll run things. - Wow. 260 00:09:48,503 --> 00:09:50,538 Okay, very funny! 261 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,979 Who did this? 262 00:09:57,354 --> 00:09:59,423 Santa Marí­a, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores. 263 00:09:59,525 --> 00:10:01,260 Santa Marí­a, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores, 264 00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:04,533 ahora y en la hora... Aah! 265 00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:06,503 Santa María, Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros pecadores, 266 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,774 ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte. Amen. 267 00:10:11,454 --> 00:10:13,896 Hey, I haven't seen Alex since she yelled at us. 268 00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:14,931 Is she okay up there? 269 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,567 Now that I think about it, 270 00:10:16,636 --> 00:10:18,604 it did sound like she was crying a minute ago. 271 00:10:18,673 --> 00:10:22,179 We should check on her. This is classic Alex. 272 00:10:22,281 --> 00:10:24,483 She's criticizing how we're processing Nana's death 273 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,955 because she doesn't know what to do with her own feelings. 274 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:29,760 Meanwhile, she's taking it harder than anybody. 275 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:31,530 - Aah! Get out! - That's not good. 276 00:10:36,128 --> 00:10:37,829 Do you remember when, um, 277 00:10:37,932 --> 00:10:39,465 she wouldn't pay for my voice lessons 278 00:10:39,534 --> 00:10:41,403 because she said she wanted to save the money 279 00:10:41,505 --> 00:10:43,006 in case I ended up with Dad's nose? 280 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:45,678 You know, we... we could stick to nice stories today. 281 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:48,952 Mom was a real person. She was flawed. 282 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:51,723 She made me wear pants to prom. 283 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:53,160 She said it would "slow down" 284 00:10:53,262 --> 00:10:55,197 whatever mistake I was about to make. 285 00:10:55,299 --> 00:10:57,335 Well, I guess I never brought out that side of her. 286 00:10:57,403 --> 00:11:00,407 Or maybe you just let her get away with everything. 287 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:02,118 - I... - Trick or treat! 288 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,487 Happy Halloween! 289 00:11:03,555 --> 00:11:05,291 What are you... What are you supposed to be? 290 00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:07,228 I was gonna go as a unicorn... 291 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:10,334 but then I decided to be pajama girl. 292 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,438 That was two weeks of sewing well spent. 293 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,740 Well, kids don't always appreciate 294 00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:15,043 what moms do for them. 295 00:11:15,112 --> 00:11:16,212 Moms can be controlling. 296 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:17,241 Well, sometimes moms don't want 297 00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:18,951 their daughters to embarrass themselves. 298 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,153 Embarrass? 299 00:11:20,155 --> 00:11:22,358 Like throwing a surprise moon goddess party 300 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,261 for their daughter's first period? 301 00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:26,733 It was a celebration of your womanhood! 302 00:11:26,835 --> 00:11:28,904 Every year I say I'm not coming back to this house. 303 00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:30,374 Okay. Just today... God. 304 00:11:30,476 --> 00:11:33,046 Just... Just today, could you not harp 305 00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:35,684 on how awful Mom was to you? 306 00:11:35,786 --> 00:11:37,287 She would have done anything for us! 307 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:42,297 Mitchell, just because Mom is dead doesn't make her a saint! 308 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,301 - Hey. - What? 309 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,441 You're scaring the kids. 310 00:11:51,054 --> 00:11:52,922 What is wrong with me? 311 00:11:53,024 --> 00:11:54,558 Nothing is wrong with you. 312 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,762 You're just a freak that gets turned on by tragedies. 313 00:11:56,831 --> 00:11:59,335 My God. Is that why I'm dating a firefighter? 314 00:11:59,437 --> 00:12:01,272 I hope I'm more to you than that, babe. 315 00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,944 By the way, there was a plane crash in Tustin. 316 00:12:06,474 --> 00:12:08,977 You know, there's a deep psycho-spiritual connection 317 00:12:09,046 --> 00:12:10,112 between sex and death. 318 00:12:10,181 --> 00:12:11,582 Look at Freud. Thanatos, Eros... 319 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,319 locked in an eternal struggle. 320 00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:15,122 How do you know any of those words? 321 00:12:15,158 --> 00:12:17,660 I don't know. Maybe I remembered something from school somehow. 322 00:12:17,762 --> 00:12:19,464 They say everything you've ever heard 323 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:22,170 is locked in your brain somewhere. Another fun fact... 324 00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:25,076 your brain burns 20% of the calories you consume. 325 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,612 My burrito! 326 00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:28,716 Another one? 327 00:12:28,818 --> 00:12:30,019 My God. 328 00:12:30,528 --> 00:12:32,096 I think your brain is finally working 329 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,699 because, for the first time ever, 330 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:34,969 you're not starving yourself. 331 00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:37,340 That is a credible hypothesis. 332 00:12:37,442 --> 00:12:40,145 Eating, are we? 333 00:12:40,247 --> 00:12:42,083 You didn't happen to grab an Italian hero 334 00:12:42,185 --> 00:12:43,952 out of the fridge, did you? 335 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,564 Nope, but that sounds delicious. 336 00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,502 I'd go to town on an Italian hero right now. 337 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,005 That's funny, 'cause Alex just finished... 338 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:51,243 I will rip your tongue out. 339 00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:53,347 My gosh. 340 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,950 What was I thinking coming to West Hollywood 341 00:12:55,019 --> 00:12:56,286 on Halloween night? 342 00:12:56,355 --> 00:12:57,755 Hey. 343 00:12:57,824 --> 00:12:59,225 Give the horn a rest. The parade's going by. 344 00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:01,229 - You're gonna be sitting here a while. - Sorry, Officer. 345 00:13:05,339 --> 00:13:07,541 I don't get down to this part of town that often. 346 00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:08,978 That's... That's not a real cop, right? 347 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,847 No. 348 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,785 You know, I'm impressed you're still wearing that dress. 349 00:13:12,853 --> 00:13:14,555 Well, I'm wearing two pair of Spanx 350 00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:17,561 and was on a diuretic for 48 hours. As we say where I'm from, 351 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,165 you don't teach your dog to play the banjo 352 00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:21,469 and then skip the talent show. 353 00:13:22,272 --> 00:13:25,109 Man. 354 00:13:25,178 --> 00:13:26,712 This ice cream is gonna melt. 355 00:13:26,781 --> 00:13:29,818 Well, grab a spoon. 356 00:13:31,357 --> 00:13:33,726 - Somebody should enjoy it. - Yeah. 357 00:13:38,471 --> 00:13:41,943 You know, we've been so focused on Mitchell and Claire, 358 00:13:42,012 --> 00:13:44,848 I haven't had a chance to really... 359 00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:46,953 Yeah. I know. 360 00:13:47,055 --> 00:13:49,090 First time I met her, she threatened to murder me 361 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:51,194 if I ever made her son unhappy. 362 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,765 Went into pretty graphic detail... 363 00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,870 described how she'd get rid of my body and everything. 364 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,173 I was like, "Wow, 365 00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:59,110 this woman will never trust me." 366 00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:02,183 That's so her. 367 00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:04,020 Then one time, she overheard me talking 368 00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:08,294 about drinking dandelion wine with my... with my grandma. 369 00:14:08,363 --> 00:14:10,065 She went over to the kitchen cabinet 370 00:14:10,134 --> 00:14:11,200 and pulled out a bottle. 371 00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:13,973 Apparently, she had an aunt that taught her how to make it. 372 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,210 And we sat there at the kitchen table 373 00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:18,515 drinking and swapping stories 374 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,687 about growing up in the boondocks. 375 00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:24,154 The wine made me go blind for a bit, but... 376 00:14:24,256 --> 00:14:27,227 I'll never forget her voice, 377 00:14:27,329 --> 00:14:28,529 slurring in the darkness, 378 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:31,736 telling me she understood why Mitchell loved me. 379 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,007 I remember dropping Haley off at school 380 00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:35,777 for the first time. 381 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,884 Her staring at me with those giant eyes, 382 00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:42,124 her lips quivering, crying for me to stay. 383 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:45,063 And I... 384 00:14:45,632 --> 00:14:47,166 I told her everything is gonna be all right, 385 00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:49,004 and then I stagger back to my car and I start crying. 386 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,106 Gosh. 387 00:14:50,174 --> 00:14:52,978 And you know who was there waiting for me? 388 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,281 Well, if it's not Dede, 389 00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:56,184 it's kind of a touching but pointless story. 390 00:14:56,287 --> 00:14:58,656 It was Dede. 391 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:01,161 She knew it was gonna be a hard day for me. 392 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,799 I can't believe she's gone. 393 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,171 I'm gonna miss her. 394 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,608 Me too. 395 00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:10,833 - To Dede. - To Dede. 396 00:15:21,349 --> 00:15:23,185 Aah! 397 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:27,861 Okay, you want to talk? Let's talk. 398 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:30,799 I know that you never liked me. 399 00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:33,238 And I was always nice. 400 00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:34,707 Okay, fine, one time, 401 00:15:34,775 --> 00:15:37,145 I did use your toothbrush on Stella. 402 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:39,918 But mostly I admired you for raising 403 00:15:39,987 --> 00:15:43,491 such wonderful children and for helping make Jay 404 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,764 the amazing man that I fell in love with. 405 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:50,672 I guess I never thanked you for all of that. 406 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,046 So, if you can hear me now, 407 00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:56,684 thank you. 408 00:15:56,753 --> 00:15:59,290 And can you please tell Rosa Garcia 409 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,362 to stop haunting me, too? 410 00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:04,921 And Marta Blanco, 411 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:08,327 Marisol Gutierrez, and Cecila Matos? 412 00:16:08,396 --> 00:16:09,463 Gracias. 413 00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:14,106 Look, I'm sorry. 414 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,543 I think I've been trying to make Mom into the bad guy. 415 00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:18,180 It's not gonna make it any easier. 416 00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:21,587 That's not it. I... I just feel so guilty. 417 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,057 Why? 418 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:25,661 Because sometimes, 419 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,604 I was as mean to Mom as she was to me. 420 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,271 She was just hard on you 421 00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:32,842 because sh-she believed in you so much. 422 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,967 Why do you always have to defend her? 423 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,371 Because I loved her! I... 424 00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:40,311 I can't believe I'm saying that in the past tense. 425 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:44,052 I... I'm sorry that I had a better relationship with her. 426 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,489 And I'm... I'm sorry that it bothered you, okay? 427 00:16:46,558 --> 00:16:47,926 You have a better relationship with Dad, 428 00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,898 and I know he loves me just as much. 429 00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:54,773 Yeah, and when Dad dies, 430 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:58,047 he's gonna leave knowing how much I loved him. 431 00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,951 I'm not sure Mom knew that. 432 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,120 Of course she did. 433 00:17:01,222 --> 00:17:02,622 Really? 434 00:17:02,691 --> 00:17:04,393 Because unlike you, the last time I talked to her, 435 00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:06,397 we got in a huge fight. 436 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:12,575 You get to remember telling her you loved her and laughing, 437 00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:15,314 and I get to remember getting in some stupid argument 438 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:16,850 about a Facebook post. 439 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,322 The one where she said putting eucalyptus oils 440 00:17:19,391 --> 00:17:21,460 on the soles of your feet is a natural birth control? 441 00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:22,762 Yes. Yes. 442 00:17:22,831 --> 00:17:24,733 That's the one. And you have 443 00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,536 a 12-year-old daughter who reads those posts... 444 00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:28,173 you might want to tell her that's not science. 445 00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,946 Okay, okay, remember that last amazing conversation 446 00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:32,248 - I had with Mom? - For God's sakes. 447 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,652 I'm sorry, but there's no other way to describe it, okay? 448 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,756 She told me about your fight, and she... 449 00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:38,226 she told me how upset she was. 450 00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,899 She... She said she was gonna call you to apologize. 451 00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:43,837 My God. 452 00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:47,010 She left me a voicemail a couple days ago, 453 00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:48,480 but I was saving it till the next time 454 00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:50,116 I had to yell at somebody at work. 455 00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:52,054 Okay. 456 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,494 Hey, honey. It's Mom. 457 00:17:55,562 --> 00:17:57,431 I just want to apologize. 458 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,036 I should not have lost my temper. 459 00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:02,808 Shaman Phoenix Feather's family-planning advice 460 00:18:02,878 --> 00:18:04,144 may not be for everyone, 461 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,915 and you just want to keep your daughters safe. 462 00:18:06,017 --> 00:18:07,217 I get it. 463 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,686 I have a daughter of my own, 464 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,492 and I know how much she means to me. 465 00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:14,900 Anyway, I'm sorry. I love you, and I always will. 466 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,502 I love you, too, Mom. 467 00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:22,045 Also, I saw your new photo on social media. 468 00:18:22,114 --> 00:18:24,316 Are you part of some protest 469 00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:26,287 where you're not allowed to wash your hair? 470 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,756 Or are you just trying to be... 471 00:18:27,824 --> 00:18:30,361 I'm gonna listen to that later. 472 00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:36,006 - Weird hearing her voice. - Daddy. 473 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:41,411 You already know this, but I want to say it again. 474 00:18:41,513 --> 00:18:43,715 We both love you so much. 475 00:18:43,784 --> 00:18:46,488 Yeah. And I know we've... we've had our ups and downs, 476 00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:49,260 but I've loved being your son. 477 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,200 Are you... 478 00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:54,137 buttering me up 'cause you ate my sandwich? 479 00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:56,074 What is wrong with you? 480 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,947 Seriously. What is this obsession with a sandwich? 481 00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:00,583 I waited in line! 482 00:19:00,651 --> 00:19:02,820 I was thinking about it for months! 483 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,158 You know who would get this? 484 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,264 Dede. That woman appreciated a good sandwich. 485 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:10,569 And she made the best ones, you know, 486 00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:12,172 when we were first married. 487 00:19:12,274 --> 00:19:14,477 In that little house in the valley. 488 00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:15,779 And we didn't have any money, 489 00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:17,583 but she would go miles out of her way 490 00:19:17,652 --> 00:19:19,687 to get the bread with the crunchy crust 491 00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:21,024 from that French bakery. 492 00:19:21,092 --> 00:19:24,430 It was hard on the outside, soft and warm on the inside, 493 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:27,403 and she'd say, "That's just like you, Jay." 494 00:19:29,977 --> 00:19:31,444 She was nice to me back then. 495 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,615 Yeah. 496 00:19:33,717 --> 00:19:35,285 It's funny, 497 00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:39,961 I happened to drive past there a while ago. 498 00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:43,134 That bakery's not there anymore. 499 00:19:43,236 --> 00:19:47,142 And damn if I wasn't depressed for a week. 500 00:19:47,244 --> 00:19:50,983 You know, I didn't realize... 501 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:53,655 how much it meant to me 502 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,092 till it was gone, you know? 503 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,296 - Yeah. - Yeah. 504 00:19:57,398 --> 00:20:00,802 - Yeah. - Yeah. 505 00:20:00,905 --> 00:20:03,808 Look at that beautiful family moment. 506 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,282 Yeah, look right at it. 507 00:20:08,955 --> 00:20:12,192 I asked myself, "What would Nana want today?" 508 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,365 She'd want me to mess with Gloria. 509 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,136 Also, I ate Grandpa's sandwich. 510 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,758 God. Jerry forwarded me an e-mail 511 00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:22,846 from Mom's women's group. 512 00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:25,076 I-I-I can't even read it. 513 00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,161 - You do it. I... - Okay. 514 00:20:26,196 --> 00:20:31,122 Um..."Our sincere condolences on the loss of your loved one, Dede." 515 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,500 - What happened to Mom? - Let's see. 516 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,486 "On the third night, Dede wandered away from the group 517 00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:39,013 and encountered a pack of starving timberwolves." 518 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,317 - My God. - My God, Mom. 519 00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:41,743 "As you know, Dede long believed 520 00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:43,170 she could comunicate with animals, 521 00:20:43,195 --> 00:20:46,393 so using a mix of howls and barks she convinced them 522 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:50,094 to seek food elsewhere." Guess that wasn't that. Let's see. 523 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:54,732 "Later she ignored that thin ice sign and plunged..." 524 00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,651 Hang on, saved by one of the wolves. 525 00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:58,996 "She deeply 526 00:20:59,021 --> 00:21:03,439 offended a tribe of inuits by interrupting a secret dagger... 527 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:06,456 She briefly swallowed..." Here it is! 528 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:09,906 "On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. 529 00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:13,412 She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep 530 00:21:13,447 --> 00:21:15,289 as a smile graced her face 531 00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:20,441 and her hands clutched 10 pages of sugestions for the hotel staff." 532 00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:23,182 - That is so Mom. - Easy. 533 00:21:23,207 --> 00:21:28,212 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com