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Hey, you guys.

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I packed up some dishes
for the new house.

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I even found your old sippy cup
for when the little one comes along.

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- Aww.
- Thanks, Mr. D.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Is, uh, Mom still in there
making that judgy face?

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Haley, you've known her for 25 years.

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Just call it her face.

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Haley's pregnancy is
off to a rough start.

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Nausea, moodiness, trouble sleeping...

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Claire's got it all.

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Me, I'm just trying to keep
the peace here in Hormone Town.

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Oh, can you believe it, Claire?

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Our little girl is growing up.

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Yeah, it seems like just yesterday

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we were carrying all
these boxes downstairs

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after she got arrested
and kicked out of college.

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Ah.

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Yeah, I've been through a lot, too.

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I've been a limo driver, a lead singer,

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a ranch hand, a Dapper
Dan at Disneyland,

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a t-shirt designer, a sign spinner

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and now a nursing student
with a baby on the way.

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It's all going according to plan.

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- Oh.
- So, we're gonna take some stuff over.

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Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Let's get a, uh...

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Let's get a mother/daughter picture.

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Oh... Oh, honey, I don't...

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We... we really don't have to.

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No, no, no. It'll be cute.

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Uh, Dad, you're being
weird. No one wants this.

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Hang on here.

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Nope, that's my finger.

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So many fun filters.

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Just take the picture!

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Claire, look at the positive.

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One of our kids is finally moving out.

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After her pregnancy test,
I've had enough positives.

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Kind of reminds me of two
other unmarried, pregnant,

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lovestruck kids who
moved in together about...

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25 years ago.

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It's not the same.

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I don't know. Acid-wash their jeans
and put a dream catcher in Dylan's ear,

44
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and it's exactly the same.

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Honey, I had a dream last night
that they left the baby in an Uber,

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and I had to shrink myself down to
commandeer a hummingbird to find it.

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I'm just glad it wasn't
another Jake Tapper sex dream.

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I'm mad. I'm scared they're
in over their heads...

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Claire, it's happening.
They're having the baby.

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The train's left the
station. Get on board.

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Fine.

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You're right.

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You're right. I'll...
I'll try to be positive.

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Good. I was gonna go pick up
a house-warming gift for them.

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- Why don't you come with me?
- Oh, okay, let's do that.

56
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Wait a second. How do you board a
train that's already left the station?

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I don't know. Maybe you
could catch up to them

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on a hummingbird with Jake Tapper.

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Well, you're off the hook.

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I'm flying to Branson solo,

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and I guess I'll be
sitting next to a stranger

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at The Osmond Brothers:
A Tribute to Hip Hop.

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Well, I'll catch them
when they come to Compton,

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but thank you.

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Well, it's the least I could do
after what you did for my sister, Pam.

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My sister, Pam, is coming
to pick up Cal to...

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to take him back to Missouri.

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She was supposed to be in
prison another three months,

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but my wonderful husband,

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Assistant D.A. Pritchett, wrote a letter

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advocating for her early release.

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It was nothing.

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It actually was nothing.

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I never wrote any letter.

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It just... It didn't feel right.

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Pam showed no remorse,
and her sentence was fair.

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And... And then for some reason,

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they decided to let
her out early anyway.

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Fortunately, uh, parole
records are sealed,

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so Pam and Cam will never know,

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and I don't have to go to Branson

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and hear the Osmonds ask if
they can get a "what-what."

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That's her!

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Cal, that's your mom!

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She's back from her, um... trip?

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Up the river.

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Pam! There she is!

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- Hey, y'all!
- Oh, it's so good to see you!

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- Hi!
- Hi.

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Momma!

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There's my little chicken nugget!

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Ooh, my goodness!

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I missed you so much. How have you been?

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They read to me every night.

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Aw, don't worry, baby.

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That's all over now.

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Oh, almost forgot!

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Look what Momma made you.

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I'm gonna put it on my bike!

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Oh, he's gonna put it on his bike!

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Oh, Pam, it is so great that you're out.

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It must've been so lonely in there.

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Well, there was some companionship.

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Good.

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- I dabbled in lesbianism.
- Oh.

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Didn't hate it.

107
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But there was just too
much talking afterwards.

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- Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get you some iced tea.
- Yeah.

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Again, I'm... I'm so sorry
that you can't stay upstairs.

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- We have this new renter coming in, and...
- Cram it.

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I know you didn't send that letter.

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What? H-How?

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That don't matter.

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All that matters is you're gonna pay.

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Oh... In prison, they called me BOTOX:

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because even though
all the ladies want me,

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I will wreck your face.

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Sherry, I-I don't know if I like these.

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They're so short.

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No, that's the style, boo.

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I just don't know if I
have the ankles for this.

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Yeah, those pants are
no good for Latin people.

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They make you look like you're
trying to run across a river.

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Well, I think you look great.

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You should only wear pants
like that from now on.

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Okay.

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Manny, we should start
sending invitations

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for your birthday party.

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Oh, but I thought we were gonna go to

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the Ojai Mime and Wine
Festival for your birthday?

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Oh, yeah, maybe we
shouldn't do the party, Mom.

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This is crazy.

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Manny's terrified of mimes.

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And he hates Central Valley wine.

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Hey, great news.

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My Sausage of the Month
arrived a day early.

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You get to be here for the un-boxing.

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I'm not gonna film it this time.

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Kielbasa, yes!

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They took my suggestion again.

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I told you it's not a suggestion.

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The web page is just
asking you to choose one.

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Anyways, we have a problem.

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Sherry is bossing Manny around.

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Oof, that's a lot to take in.

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Can you cook these up with
that special sauce you do?

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You have to go and tell him

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- that he needs to stand up for himself.
- Why me?

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I-I don't think we should get
involved at all, but, I mean,

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if it's a problem for
you, then you do it,

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'cause I don't care.

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I can't.

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If I say something bad
about Manny's girlfriend,

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he's not gonna listen,
because I am the mother

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who thinks that nobody's good
enough for her little boy.

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- Just let it go.
- I can't because she's not good enough

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for my little boy.

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I'm gonna take a pass.

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Then I'm gonna take a
pass making your sausages

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with my grandmother's spicy onion sauce.

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Fine, I'll do it.

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But all these demands don't
sound very second wife-y.

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Hey, kid.

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I need to talk to you about
you and your girlfriend.

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It's a sensitive subject.

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If this is about the sounds
coming from my room last night,

167
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it wasn't what you think.

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We were rearranging
the furniture, and then

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we were congratulating each
other on how it turned out.

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Sadly, I believe you.

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I thought you liked your
furniture exactly like it was?

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We fired two cleaning women over this.

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I thought I did, too,
but it turns out I didn't.

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Actually, that's what I don't
want to talk to you about.

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Is it possible Sherry pushes you around?

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What are you saying?

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I don't know.

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Be the man, you know.

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Show some backbone.

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- That is such a you thing to say.
- It really isn't.

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It's such an old way of
looking at relationships.

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Gender roles don't matter anymore.

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Is that why you're wearing her pants?

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Let me tell you something, Jay.

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Just like long pants,

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toxic machismo has gone out of style.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, masculinity's bad

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till someone has to kill a spider.

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Ta-da!

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Welcome to 147/8 Fletcher Ave.

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Wow. This is cozy, huh?

193
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Well, it's a converted garage,
so I know it's a little bit small.

194
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Oh, honey, it's only
small for a place to live.

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Hey, we got you guys
a housewarming gift.

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It's a decorative pineapple

197
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because, uh, pineapples
are a symbol of good luck.

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Thanks, Mr. D.

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That's way better than our giant cherry.

200
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That's just a symbol of a clean toilet.

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Thanks, Dad.

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You've very welcome. It's actually
from both of us, right, honey?

203
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Right. Right, because I thought
you would want a lot of luck.

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Mom, look. I know what you're thinking
but we're saving a ton of money.

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Utilities are included,

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we don't need a lot of furniture,

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and it'll be easy to
keep track of the baby!

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And they can, uh... they
can walk to the airport.

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Which brings us back to the living room.

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Wow. We got the whole
tour without even moving.

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Tiny-homes are very trendy these days.

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And, by the way, it's what I called

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my short, black best
friend in high school.

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So, where... where are you thinking of

215
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- putting the baby's crib?
- Well, we were thinking about

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putting it right there
under the skylight.

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That way, the baby can look
up and reach for the stars.

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Ohh, I love that.

219
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And look how clean that glass is.

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A little too clean.

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It's... It's not a skylight.

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There's a hole in your roof.

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Cool, I always wanted to learn
how to install a skylight.

224
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I guess today's the day.

225
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Have you also always wanted
to move an electrical outlet

226
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that's currently in the shower?

227
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- Well, that can't be code.
- It's not.

228
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I'm telling you exactly what's going on.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Haley, honey.

231
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You can't raise a baby in here.

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What happens if... if the baby's crying

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- and you need to sleep?
- Thought of it.

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We're gonna put up a sheet
to make it like a little room.

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Oh, smart.

236
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Tell me how this works.

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Wahh, wahh, wahh. Could you hear me?

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I know it's not perfect,
but we've got this.

239
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We're a lot more grown
up than you think.

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Haley, can I talk to you
for a second in the kitchen?

241
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Yeah.

242
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Uh, that was the doctor.

243
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We're supposed to be there right now.

244
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Oh, my God. The ultrasound...
I totally spaced!

245
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We can't let my mom find out.

246
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Um, let's just make up something
responsible and get out of here.

247
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- Okay.
- Okay.

248
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So, we need to go and get toothbrushes.

249
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You should've put up a sheet.

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00:08:52,473 --> 00:08:53,839
We heard everything.

251
00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,875
You missed your first
ultrasound appointment?

252
00:08:55,977 --> 00:08:57,577
Well, we will if you keep lecturing me.

253
00:08:57,645 --> 00:08:59,178
- Who's the doctor?
- We found her on Yelp.

254
00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,580
- She has, like, four stars.
- Mm-hmm.

255
00:09:00,648 --> 00:09:02,715
So does the sushi place
that gave Luke worms.

256
00:09:02,817 --> 00:09:03,683
I'm coming with you.

257
00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:06,719
I think I'm just gonna hang back
and commence Operation Skylight.

258
00:09:06,788 --> 00:09:09,355
I parked in back. Let's go this way.

259
00:09:09,457 --> 00:09:10,423
- Oh!
- Oh, God!

260
00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,961
That is lucky! We just bought a broom.

261
00:09:15,607 --> 00:09:17,930
Hey, there's my favorite sister-in-law.

262
00:09:18,032 --> 00:09:19,599
I, uh... I got you a Popsicle,

263
00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,567
and the stick has a joke on it.

264
00:09:21,636 --> 00:09:23,703
Um, "How do you fix a broken gorilla?"

265
00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:25,638
Mm, well, I guess we're
gonna find out soon.

266
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,074
Sticks are good for more than joking.

267
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:31,444
In prison, I learned how to fashion
all manner of sticks into knives.

268
00:09:31,479 --> 00:09:34,146
You know, I love that you
had time for crafts in there.

269
00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:36,582
I also learned if you don't
do what you say you're gonna,

270
00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:37,617
you get hurt.

271
00:09:37,719 --> 00:09:40,319
Um, I'm gonna go, uh, check on Cal.

272
00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:41,988
No, no, no, I'll do
it. I want to soak up

273
00:09:42,056 --> 00:09:43,389
as much time with him as I can

274
00:09:43,424 --> 00:09:44,657
before you take him home.

275
00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:45,825
Cal.

276
00:09:45,893 --> 00:09:47,860
Cal, what is... Put that down!

277
00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:49,095
Where did he get a cheeseburger?

278
00:09:49,163 --> 00:09:50,205
I don't know.

279
00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:54,133
Hey, look. I'm... I-I'm
sorry about the letter,

280
00:09:54,235 --> 00:09:55,635
but it all worked out.

281
00:09:55,703 --> 00:09:57,236
You still got out early.

282
00:09:57,305 --> 00:10:01,040
Only because I volunteered
to help train police dogs.

283
00:10:02,577 --> 00:10:03,876
It was horrible.

284
00:10:04,998 --> 00:10:07,146
I'm stealing a TV!

285
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,484
I'm stealing a TV!

286
00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:11,317
Get off of me!

287
00:10:11,386 --> 00:10:13,285
I feel it!

288
00:10:13,354 --> 00:10:14,920
What do you want from me?

289
00:10:15,023 --> 00:10:16,589
- Miles.
- Uh, what?

290
00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,325
I know all you fancy
people have rewards cards.

291
00:10:19,394 --> 00:10:21,627
Being all cooped up has
given me the travel bug.

292
00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:22,828
But I've been saving those.

293
00:10:22,897 --> 00:10:25,097
I bought groceries at a
gas station for six months

294
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,165
to get triple points.

295
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:29,335
For... For Lily's birthday breakfast,
we gave her something called Pop Zarts.

296
00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:32,838
I want them in my account by the
end of the day or I tell Cameron.

297
00:10:32,907 --> 00:10:36,642
But I almost have enough for
two off-peak flights to Paris.

298
00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:38,144
Ha, "monkey wrench."

299
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,879
Yeah, that's putting it mildly.

300
00:10:39,947 --> 00:10:43,182
No, that's how you fix a
broken gorilla, you dummy.

301
00:10:43,284 --> 00:10:44,517
Oh.

302
00:10:47,088 --> 00:10:48,888
Oh, there you are. How did it go?

303
00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:50,356
Not well.

304
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,458
He got all mad, called
me old-fashioned.

305
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,861
Me... the guy who bought Alex a
book on successful business ladies.

306
00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,329
Sorry, I didn't understand that.

307
00:10:57,432 --> 00:10:58,531
Please try again.

308
00:10:58,599 --> 00:11:00,833
Why does that coffee
grinder keep talking to me?

309
00:11:00,935 --> 00:11:02,468
Well, you kept your end of the bargain,

310
00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:03,769
so I'm gonna make the sausages,

311
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,404
and we'll talk about
the second step later.

312
00:11:05,506 --> 00:11:06,806
There's no second steps. I did it.

313
00:11:06,908 --> 00:11:08,374
That's the last I want to hear about it.

314
00:11:08,476 --> 00:11:09,809
Thanks a lot, Jay.

315
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,078
I should've ignored you,
but you got in my head.

316
00:11:12,146 --> 00:11:14,714
About what? This is
first time I hear of this.

317
00:11:14,782 --> 00:11:17,049
I started thinking maybe
she does boss me around

318
00:11:17,151 --> 00:11:19,952
a little bit, so I confronted
her, things got heated,

319
00:11:19,987 --> 00:11:21,887
and now she called a
car and she's leaving.

320
00:11:21,956 --> 00:11:25,091
The best relationship I've ever
had, and I think it might be ending.

321
00:11:25,193 --> 00:11:26,692
Last time I listen to you, Jay.

322
00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,661
Don't worry, papi.
Those things have a way

323
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,063
- of working themselves out.
- Eh, what're ya gonna do?

324
00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:33,299
Yeah, that's a good question.
What are you going to do?

325
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,500
I'm calling it.

326
00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:35,668
I'm done.

327
00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:37,036
Calling Brian Dunn.

328
00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:38,771
No. No, no.

329
00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:39,872
I owe him money.

330
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,641
Jay, you need to talk to Sherry
and tell her that it was your idea.

331
00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:44,076
I've kept up my part of the bargain.

332
00:11:44,145 --> 00:11:45,111
Now, don't go all Colombian

333
00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:47,913
and tell me if I don't talk to Sherry
you're not making those sausages,

334
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,849
'cause I already took a second statin.

335
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,718
Sorry, for once, you're
not getting your way.

336
00:11:54,155 --> 00:11:56,589
Hey, Sher, got a sec?

337
00:11:56,691 --> 00:11:58,691
Uh, tough to say. Bartev
is two minutes away,

338
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,126
but his car is spinning, so...

339
00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:01,660
I know you're upset with Manny.

340
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,895
That's on me.

341
00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:04,430
I put some ideas in his head.

342
00:12:04,465 --> 00:12:05,765
You know, I'm kind of a hero to him.

343
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,366
I didn't mean to cause any trouble.

344
00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:09,034
You know, I'm crazy about the kid,

345
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,103
and I just want to make sure
he's in a healthy relationship.

346
00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:13,005
Gloria put you up to this, didn't she?

347
00:12:13,074 --> 00:12:14,534
It's complicated.

348
00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:16,575
You do see the irony of this, right?

349
00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:18,377
She's so worried about
Manny getting bossed around,

350
00:12:18,479 --> 00:12:20,279
yet she has no problem
bossing you around?

351
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,548
- No, no, that's crazy.
- Really?

352
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,216
Is this how you wanted
to spend your afternoon?

353
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,351
No, I hate this.

354
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,752
Man, I had a whole day planned.

355
00:12:26,821 --> 00:12:29,755
Listen, I'm gonna let Manny
spiral for a few hours,

356
00:12:29,824 --> 00:12:31,924
and then we're gonna go back upstairs
and move the furniture around.

357
00:12:32,026 --> 00:12:32,992
Oh, God, it was that.

358
00:12:33,094 --> 00:12:34,560
But you need to stand up for yourself.

359
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,228
You go back in there,
and you tell Gloria

360
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,763
that you're tired of
being told what to do.

361
00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,532
- Let me think about it.
- Don't think.

362
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,367
- Just do it.
- Okay.

363
00:12:44,605 --> 00:12:46,472
Oh! Oh.

364
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:49,175
Relax. It's nothing
I haven't seen before.

365
00:12:49,277 --> 00:12:50,976
I was on the boys' wrestling team.

366
00:12:51,045 --> 00:12:52,945
What do you want? I
transferred the miles.

367
00:12:53,014 --> 00:12:55,581
I got 'em. Decided I don't
want to travel, though...

368
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,483
Converted them all into gift cards.

369
00:12:57,585 --> 00:13:00,019
No, no, no, they say you're
not supposed to do that.

370
00:13:00,121 --> 00:13:02,421
I decided I want something else.

371
00:13:02,523 --> 00:13:03,823
I want to move in upstairs,

372
00:13:03,891 --> 00:13:06,625
and I want a HEPA air
filter on account of I shed.

373
00:13:06,727 --> 00:13:09,728
I told you it's rented. I
can't just cancel on them.

374
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,896
You sure about that?

375
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:15,167
Because when I don't get what I want,
I can make things real uncomfortable.

376
00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:16,836
Oh, cold, cold!

377
00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:18,003
What's going on?

378
00:13:18,105 --> 00:13:18,971
Nothing.

379
00:13:19,073 --> 00:13:20,339
Mitchell and I's just talking.

380
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,540
No, no, we weren't. I can't...

381
00:13:21,642 --> 00:13:23,909
I can't take this anymore. I'm sorry.

382
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,812
- I never wrote the letter to the parole board.
- What?

383
00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:29,081
I... I tried to lie, but
I just... I couldn't do it.

384
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,417
Yet you had no problem lying to me.

385
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,760
You just let my sister rot
in that horrific hell hole?

386
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,823
Oh, please, they have a Taco Tuesday!

387
00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,338
- Uh, Cam, c-can we talk?
- Oh, hold up.

388
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,416
I'm just looking through
some pictures of me

389
00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:43,684
helping out your family.

390
00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:45,652
Here I am taking Jay and
Gloria to the airport,

391
00:13:45,688 --> 00:13:48,722
and, oh, this is me, uh, helping
Alex move into her dorm room,

392
00:13:48,791 --> 00:13:51,258
and who can forget when I
helped Phil with that magic trick

393
00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:52,526
and let him make me disappear.

394
00:13:52,594 --> 00:13:53,493
You're not in that picture.

395
00:13:53,562 --> 00:13:55,395
That's how good I am at helping out.

396
00:13:55,497 --> 00:13:58,198
Now let's take a look at some
pictures of you helping out my family.

397
00:13:58,267 --> 00:13:59,466
Oh!

398
00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:00,600
Cam, I tried to write the letter.

399
00:14:00,669 --> 00:14:03,352
I... I really did,
but she broke the law,

400
00:14:03,387 --> 00:14:04,704
and she got a fair sentence.

401
00:14:04,786 --> 00:14:06,786
She did not deserve to get out early.

402
00:14:06,855 --> 00:14:08,855
I-I couldn't bring
myself to lie about it.

403
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:09,990
Oh, give me a break.

404
00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:12,118
I have heard you say the words,

405
00:14:12,221 --> 00:14:13,853
"Nice perm, Manny."

406
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,055
You can get there.

407
00:14:15,157 --> 00:14:16,656
I am an officer of the law.

408
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,858
- I took an oath.
- What about our oath?

409
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:20,227
To love, honor, and...

410
00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:21,428
and lie for each other's family.

411
00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:22,362
Oh, that's not part of it.

412
00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:23,363
But it's implied.

413
00:14:23,432 --> 00:14:25,765
Stop. Stop.

414
00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:27,534
Mitchell's right.

415
00:14:27,603 --> 00:14:29,803
I spent the day terrorizing him.

416
00:14:29,838 --> 00:14:31,338
I'm a horrible person.

417
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,039
I should still be in jail.

418
00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:35,141
Look what I took.

419
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,343
Is that my beard trimmer?

420
00:14:36,894 --> 00:14:38,511
Works on other hairs.

421
00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:41,348
I'm sorry.

422
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:45,352
I am a thief and a
liar and a manipulator.

423
00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:48,255
I can't be trusted to rejoin society.

424
00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:49,456
Hey, don't say that. You're...

425
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:50,991
You're gonna be fine.

426
00:14:51,059 --> 00:14:52,626
What about little Cal?

427
00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:54,227
He's doing so good here.

428
00:14:54,329 --> 00:14:55,829
I'm just gonna ruin him.

429
00:14:55,897 --> 00:14:59,132
I need supervision,
to be locked back up.

430
00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:01,034
You guys know where I
can get a pickup truck

431
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:01,935
and a big ol' chain?

432
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:03,637
I'm gonna steal me a Redbox.

433
00:15:03,739 --> 00:15:05,175
Pam, hey, you...

434
00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:08,041
You don't have to go
back to prison, okay?

435
00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:09,876
You can stay upstairs.

436
00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:12,178
Do you mean it?

437
00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:13,446
What about your renters?

438
00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:15,181
We'll cancel, um,

439
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,716
and... and we'll help take care of Cal

440
00:15:16,818 --> 00:15:19,552
until you can get back
on your feet, okay?

441
00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:20,754
Family first.

442
00:15:20,856 --> 00:15:21,788
Hey.

443
00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:23,790
One for the book.

444
00:15:23,859 --> 00:15:26,126
I'm gonna go get settled upstairs.

445
00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:29,596
If it's okay, I'll come back
down for Cal after my tub.

446
00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:30,997
Thank you both.

447
00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:32,799
I won't forget this.

448
00:15:33,502 --> 00:15:34,601
That was so sweet.

449
00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,503
I'm glad Cal gets to stick around.

450
00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:37,604
And now with Pam here,

451
00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:39,706
she can feed the cat
while we go to Branson.

452
00:15:41,677 --> 00:15:44,577
Dr. Singh, that is
some exquisite gel work,

453
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:46,246
and I say that as
a soon-to-be nurse

454
00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:48,181
and someone who wears a
lot of product in his hair.

455
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,482
Thank you.

456
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,251
Haley, have you been taking
your prenatal vitamins?

457
00:15:51,286 --> 00:15:52,852
I'll make sure she does from now on.

458
00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:54,187
Calm down, Mom.

459
00:15:54,222 --> 00:15:55,655
I can remember to take a pill every day.

460
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:56,856
Can you?

461
00:15:57,494 --> 00:15:58,958
There's the heartbeat.

462
00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:03,229
Oh, it... it sounds so
fast, is everything okay?

463
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:05,932
No, that's good. That's the
way a baby's heart should sound.

464
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,233
He's right.

465
00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:09,402
It's the sound of a very healthy... oh!

466
00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:10,670
What?

467
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,707
There's a second heartbeat.

468
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:15,909
A baby with two hearts?

469
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:17,777
I didn't know I was pregnant
when I ate that brownie!

470
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,380
- I didn't...
- No, H-Haley, breathe.

471
00:16:20,449 --> 00:16:21,715
You're having twins.

472
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,217
That's impossible. It's a mistake.

473
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:26,219
It's not. I'm pretty good at this.

474
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,355
She's right. You can
see them right here.

475
00:16:28,457 --> 00:16:30,290
I can't have twins.

476
00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:32,258
That's twice as many
babies as we were expecting.

477
00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:33,560
Yeah, they'll outnumber us.

478
00:16:33,662 --> 00:16:34,828
How are they gonna fit in our place?

479
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,363
How are they gonna fit in my body?

480
00:16:36,465 --> 00:16:38,198
One is always going to be awake.

481
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:39,766
I'll never sleep again.
And those double-strollers

482
00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:42,435
are so wide, I can say goodbye
to ever shopping in a boutique.

483
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,037
- Haley, everything's gonna be okay.
- You don't know that.

484
00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,905
- I do!
- I'm in way over my head, Mom, I...

485
00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,006
But you're not alone.

486
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,308
Yeah, I'll be here.

487
00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:50,710
Yeah, he'll be here, but
I meant me. I'll be here.

488
00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:52,612
Yeah, but you kind of
haven't been lately.

489
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:55,382
I know, I know, and I'm
very sorry about that,

490
00:16:55,450 --> 00:17:00,086
but as you're about to find out,
being a mom is very complicated.

491
00:17:00,155 --> 00:17:02,589
Luckily, there are these
instincts that kick in,

492
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:04,457
especially when your kid's in trouble.

493
00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:07,127
So if you're ever overwhelmed,

494
00:17:07,162 --> 00:17:12,399
I am right over your shoulder
on the wings of a hummingbird.

495
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,033
Now I know where she got the brownie.

496
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:17,036
And I'll be right behind you
on that hummingbird, Mrs. D.

497
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:18,772
It's kind of a hummingbird for one.

498
00:17:21,076 --> 00:17:23,777
Okay, Manny and his girlfriend are good.

499
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:24,944
Let's boil and broil.

500
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:27,547
Thank you, Jay. Two sausages coming up.

501
00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:28,548
Two? What, am I in a boy band?

502
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:29,482
Make 'em all.

503
00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:31,785
So, what did Sherry say exactly?

504
00:17:31,853 --> 00:17:34,220
Not much. I, you know...
I did most of the talking.

505
00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:36,689
Well, hopefully now she'll
stop being so controlling.

506
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:37,590
Yeah.

507
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:39,426
Funny, though.

508
00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:40,860
What is?

509
00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:42,295
Well, it's just that, you know,

510
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,164
you were worried about
Manny being pushed around,

511
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:45,765
and if you think about it,

512
00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,934
you've been sort of
pushing me around all day.

513
00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:49,335
What's the funny part?

514
00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:50,403
No, it's just...

515
00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,504
Where's this coming from?

516
00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:52,939
Nothing, it's just
something I thought of.

517
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,941
No, you don't think of stuff.

518
00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:56,476
- This is Sherry.
- No, it isn't.

519
00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,011
But if it were, she'd have a point.

520
00:17:58,046 --> 00:18:00,213
Oh, really? So you think
I'm very controlling?

521
00:18:00,282 --> 00:18:02,315
Well, you're welcome
to choose the doctors,

522
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:04,417
pick the handymen,
make plans with friends,

523
00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:06,152
cancel plans with friends.

524
00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:07,687
Okay, okay, I get it.

525
00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:08,621
No, no, no, no.

526
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,356
You do need to take more control.

527
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,258
Actually, from now on,

528
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:15,328
you should decide how
to cook your own sausage.

529
00:18:17,399 --> 00:18:19,732
Fine, you don't think I can do it?

530
00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:23,770
Coffee grinder, how do I
make Gloria's special sauce?

531
00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:25,371
Now you're quiet?

532
00:18:27,576 --> 00:18:28,341
Hey, Jay.

533
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,943
- You ready to go?
- Go where?

534
00:18:30,011 --> 00:18:32,278
Gloria said you'd help me put in
a skylight at Haley's new place.

535
00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:34,881
Oh, yeah, I empowered her to say that.

536
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:35,815
How's the move going?

537
00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:37,317
So good. Really good.

538
00:18:37,419 --> 00:18:38,518
Good, good, good, good.

539
00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:39,619
- That's good.
- No, it's not.

540
00:18:39,688 --> 00:18:41,154
It's a disaster. The place is too small.

541
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:43,623
Everything needs fixing. I'm
trying to stay calm, but...

542
00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:46,759
There's a hole in the ceiling, Jay...

543
00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:48,862
A hole in the ceiling.

544
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,330
Rain is gonna fall on the crib.

545
00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:52,165
What... What happens if a... an owl

546
00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:53,833
picks up a-a pinecone and drops it?

547
00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:56,302
- My grandchild's gonna get hit with a pinecone!
- Don't be silly.

548
00:18:56,371 --> 00:18:58,705
What would an owl be
doing with a pinecone?

549
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,040
At the most, it would be
a mouse or a baby gopher.

550
00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:02,842
Dylan seems like he's
getting his life together,

551
00:19:02,911 --> 00:19:04,911
but he's still a wild card at best.

552
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,679
I know exactly how you feel.

553
00:19:06,715 --> 00:19:08,681
I guess you do. I was
your wild card, huh?

554
00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,316
I didn't have a lot of faith.

555
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:12,085
Didn't you have feathers
hanging off your ear?

556
00:19:12,187 --> 00:19:14,087
- It was a dream catcher.
- It was my nightmare.

557
00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:16,289
I think I see what you're saying.

558
00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:19,325
If I can become awesome, so can Dylan.

559
00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:20,627
That's not what I'm saying.

560
00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:22,228
Who the hell knows what's gonna happen?

561
00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:23,630
Let me tell you something about life.

562
00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:27,267
We all have this illusion
that we're in control.

563
00:19:27,302 --> 00:19:29,736
I wanted to play pro football,
some guy takes my knee out.

564
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:31,204
I graduate from school,

565
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:32,939
I'm gonna drive my
motorcycle across the country,

566
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,974
and some suit pulls my draft number.

567
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,410
I worked my ass off to
send my daughter to college,

568
00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,012
some juggler knocks her up.

569
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,713
Again, sir, I'm very sorry about that.

570
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:44,083
I put in the years, I build my business
so I don't have to answer to anyone,

571
00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:47,153
and I still have to jump through
hoops to get a damn sausage.

572
00:19:47,222 --> 00:19:49,088
You lost me there at that last part.

573
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:53,893
Look, all I'm saying is
things are always gonna change,

574
00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:55,762
and you have to deal with it.

575
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:58,665
But the good news is,
five years from now

576
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,600
while you're playing with your grandkid,

577
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:02,468
you won't even remember today.

578
00:20:04,439 --> 00:20:06,472
I hadn't thought about it like that.

579
00:20:06,575 --> 00:20:07,974
Thanks, Jay.

580
00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:15,114
Huh. Haley and Dylan are gonna
have to move back in with us.

581
00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:17,150
That's okay. I can handle that.

582
00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:22,021
She's having twins.

583
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:24,290
Let's get you a sausage.

584
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:33,516
Thank you.

585
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,608
It was a box of clothes
Pam asked her mom

586
00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:41,568
to ship to her three days ago.

587
00:20:43,831 --> 00:20:45,833
You faked that breakdown
so you could stay here.

588
00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:47,128
Well done, Counselor.

589
00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:49,111
See, this is why I couldn't
write that letter for you.

590
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,383
You have no remorse for
your lying, stealing ways,

591
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:53,971
but I... I am on to you,

592
00:20:54,015 --> 00:20:55,669
and I am going to make you pay.

593
00:20:56,232 --> 00:20:57,584
No, you ain't.

594
00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:58,802
You tiny.

595
00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:00,500
Hey, hey, are those our lamps?

596
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:01,457
Pam?

597
00:21:05,025 --> 00:21:07,124
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