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No one's around. Again!

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Is it just me, or our people
are avoiding us lately?

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I get it, twins are a ton of work.

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But Haley and Dylan ask
us to help out a lot.

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Maybe we're both just loopy
from sleep deprivation.

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I don't even remember
making this cup of tea.

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It's fine, I'll just jog with them.

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Don't push yourself
too hard on that run.

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Please. You know who you're talking to?

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Why does everyone always ask me that?

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Whew! That was close.

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- Are they gone?
- Yes.

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Whew!

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Okay, who'd like to help me
with a magic trick?

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Alex. Great. Now, uh, take this dove...

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Try not to rile her up.

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She's about to spend

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the better part of an hour in my pants.

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Until now, we haven't had the
best of luck with renters.

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So, when you said you were a cat person

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uh, on your application...

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- Mm-hmm.
- Um...

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Oh, oh, that's... that's just my watch.

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But then Brad and Paul moved in,
and it was like

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the perfect friend couple
showed up at our front door.

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And you wanted to stop
renting completely

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after the cat lady.

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I just...
I couldn't listen to her scream

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every time she took a bath.

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I can't believe how
much we have in common.

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Daughters the same age,
you both played football.

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You know, an ex-teammate of mine
is a coach for the Chargers.

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He can get us right on the field.

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You just have to watch where you stand,

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'cause you could end up
under a wide receiver.

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Okay, stop selling! I'm in!

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They even pre-paid for six months.

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That means they'll be
here till Christmas.

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We can include them in our Secret Santa!

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Oh, it would be nice
not to get Lily again.

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Mm-hmm.

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The Duke...

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becomes a uke...

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becomes a Luke.

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- Dad, that was amazing!
- Yeah!

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Amazing that I think
a hacky parlor trick

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is gonna cut it at SCARB:

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You heard me right, Alex... SCARB!

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The Southern California Area
Realtors' Banquet

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is the biggest event of the year

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for Southern California Area Realtors.

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The other events...

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t-they're fine, but SCARB, it's...
it's the show.

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I performed at last year's SCARB,

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and... and I did well.

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Too well.

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Thank you.

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Wait, was there someone else
who wanted to say thank you?

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Oh, that's right.

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Puff wanted to say thank you.

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Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Unbelievable!

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When you were underwater
for nine minutes,

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I almost broke the glass myself!

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You have got to come back next year.

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Well, I guess I could, uh...

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get behind you on that.

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I don't know how I did that.

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For the last year,
I haven't paid for a drink

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in any Realtor bar in California.

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I've never known that kind of adulation.

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If I blow it tonight, it all goes away.

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I'm just another bum
walking into Brokers

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paying for my own Long Escrow Iced Tea!

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Dad, I'm on the short list
for this NASA job.

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I just need to finish these forms,

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but I... I swear to you,
it really was great.

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- Oh! I'm sorry.
- Oh.

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And I am a tough audience.

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I'm a scientist.

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It's not like I'm fooled
by simple misdirection.

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I told Janice I'm 21.

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I'm pretty sure she'd break up with me

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if she found out I
wasn't even legal yet.

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Then she asked if I'd buy
wine for dinner tonight.

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Mind moving your thumb...

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Alexandra?

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That's what that's short for?

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So sweet of you to
take them to the park.

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Just make sure they're someplace shady.

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Will do.

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It's amazing how well you've been doing

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selling Aunt Miranda's hot sauce.

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I don't want to tell you
how much money I have lost

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trying to sell it over here.

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I wouldn't mind having
an exact figure...

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I can't believe that you
guys are already engaged!

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Where did you guys meet?

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On the street where I sell my artwork.

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One day, she let me paint her.

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She became my muse.

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I am so happy for you, Sonia.

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Finally, you found
the love that you deserve.

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It's great seeing you being
supportive of Sonia for...

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She's an idiot.

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He's obviously a gold digger,

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and I'm going to prove it to her.

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How do you know he's a gold digger?

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He's a starving artist, she has money.

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Do you really think that someone
young and beautiful like that

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is gonna fall in love with a rich,
older person?

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- Never happens.
- Mm-hmm.

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I hear what I'm saying, and we're fine.

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When Sheryl McCray comes in,

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pay for her coffee with this.

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Sheryl McCray,
powerhouse real-estate developer.

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I've been trying to land her
closet business for years,

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but it's impossible to get a meeting.

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This article, though,

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says where she buys a latte
every Saturday at 10:00.

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Today, I'm gonna buy that latte,
we'll get to talking,

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and before you know it,

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she'll be buying a latte closets.

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Sheryl McCray?

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Matthew Kang, Kang Cabinets.

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Would you have just two minutes
to, uh, sit dow...

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Are you serious?

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I'm not gonna do business with someone

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who interrupts me in a coffee shop

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while I'm trying to enjoy
a few precious moments

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of alone time with my child.

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And her nanny.

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I think she's wet.

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Change of plans, big spender?

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Ohh! Really? An emergency?

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Well, I guess I could...

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Relax. They don't need help
with the babies. Luke has them.

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Oh, thank God.

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Ugh. Let's get rid
of this bad reminder, huh?

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Oh, I know that lady.

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What? How?

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Oh, Mommy and Me class at my yoga place,

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she's there every week.

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Oh, in fact,
it's starting in half an hour.

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Think I'm gonna grab the
kids and go do my thang.

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- Hey. - Hi.
- You know what?

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I haven't spent any time with
those little ragamuffins.

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Why don't you let me take 'em?

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- But I kind of wanted to take...
- Oh, take the help!

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Don't be a hero, super mom, huh?

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Is it me, or is your mom acting weird?

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No. No!

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Don't you ev...

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Your cue is "cadabra"!

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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We made kale smoothies.
We wanted to share.

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Thank you.

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Mmm!

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Oh, no! We're intruding.

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You're throwing a big pancake brunch.

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Where is everyone?

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Uh, this is just for us.

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Oh.

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- What's this?
- Art project for school.

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I just grabbed something
out of the trash

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and threw glitter glue on it.

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Got a 70.

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She knows that's out of 100, right?

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Vera went through a Found Art phase.

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This is, um...

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This is the Michelangelo's David

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that she made out of plastic.

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Recycled plastic.

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We only get one planet,
let's take care of it.

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Mm.

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Guess someone's never heard of the moon.

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Oh, hey, speaking of art,
you're so lucky

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to live right around the
corner from the museum.

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Who was your favorite artist
in the postimpressionist show?

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- Uh...
- Uh, w...

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I mean, gun to my head?

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I would say...

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Gauguin, perhaps?

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- To the exhibit?
- Yes. In a heartbeat.

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Uh, you know, actually,
I'm thinking about going today.

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Would you guys care to join?

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Oh, I'd love to,

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but I promised this one
we'd go on a canyon hike.

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Once an underwear model...

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A couple International Male covers

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to pay for medical school,

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he'll never let me forget it!

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Okay, we should go.

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Oh! Unless,
did you want to join for the hike?

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm...
I'm running the Santa Monica stairs

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this afternoon, so...

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- Oh.
- It's Saturday.

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If they don't see me there,
they get worried.

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And thank you for the yummies.

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- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

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They sure are!

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Oh, no.

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Ugh!

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So, um,
I didn't know you were a museum lover.

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Oh, well, yeah,
before you and I started dating,

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I used to go to the museum all the time.

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I'm not blaming you, of course.

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You know that the Hollywood Wax Museum

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- isn't an actual...
- Okay, what about you, Rocky?

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You get winded taking towels upstairs.

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Well, that's because after we met...
not blaming you...

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um, I sort of...
I tapered off a little bit.

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To focus on the relationship.

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But this is good.

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- Yeah.
- Us getting back to our roots.

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You know, enjoy the museum.

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- Yeah, enjoy your run.
- I will.

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- You haven't, by chance...
- They're still in the box.

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- Back of the closet?
- Uh-huh.

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How come you never let
me play with that thing?

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This "thing" medaled in three
different Air Expos, Manny.

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It's not a toy.

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Hey, look at this.

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That's Sonia's fiancé, right?

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It says he's from one of the
richest families in Colombia.

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I knew the guy was all right.

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Oh, I see.
Being rich makes you "all right."

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That's not what I meant.

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Your mom thought he
might be a gold digger.

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And by the way, unlike you,
I grew up working-class.

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Oh, please.
The only blue collar in this house

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is the bedazzled one on your
purebred French bulldog.

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She was going through
a depressed period.

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You're only as happy as your
least happy child, Manny.

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I'm just saying, I've never seen you

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show much interest in someone
who didn't have money.

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That's ridiculous.

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Hey, buddy! Come on, take a load off.

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- Have a drink with us.
- Oh, thank you, sir.

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I know what it's like to
put in a hard day's work.

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- Jay Pritchett, by the way.
- Yes, we've met many times.

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Remember, a couple years ago,
I loaned you money for a cab?

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Ay, Mama.

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She's not after our money.

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How do I know?

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She has money! Lots of it.

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And I'm marrying this woman.

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I'll see you for the wedding next week.

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Ay, next week?

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That's very quick.

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I don't want to give Sonia
a chance to change her mind.

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I'm sure you don't.

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You can't marry my sister.

255
00:09:12,857 --> 00:09:14,659
- Why?
- Two words.

256
00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:16,896
Maybe one, with a hyphen.

257
00:09:16,999 --> 00:09:19,402
Gold digger.
I've always hated to see people

258
00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:21,773
take advantage of others in that way.

259
00:09:21,841 --> 00:09:23,777
I can't let that happen here.

260
00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:25,847
But doesn't your sister
have a lot of money?

261
00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:28,186
Would you be that quick to
marry her if she didn't?

262
00:09:30,659 --> 00:09:32,394
Hey, have you seen Néstor?

263
00:09:32,429 --> 00:09:33,696
I sent him off.

264
00:09:33,765 --> 00:09:36,468
Nobody's taking anyone's money today.

265
00:09:36,537 --> 00:09:38,039
Oh, I didn't need that much from him.

266
00:09:38,107 --> 00:09:40,043
I just need to reshoot
the end of my thesis film.

267
00:09:40,111 --> 00:09:42,848
The special effects are weak,
and Prague was clearly faked.

268
00:09:42,951 --> 00:09:44,618
What the hell are you talking about?

269
00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:46,388
Néstor. His family's loaded.

270
00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:47,524
I looked him up.

271
00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:49,695
He's a Berellez?

272
00:09:50,732 --> 00:09:52,767
They own a soccer team, 12 hotels,

273
00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:54,471
and five judges!

274
00:09:56,533 --> 00:10:00,416
Oh, really? Well, I don't care if
you want to buy 10,000 closets.

275
00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:01,525
I'm not at work.

276
00:10:01,554 --> 00:10:04,524
I am trying to bond
with my child... ren.

277
00:10:05,278 --> 00:10:06,511
Bye.

278
00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:07,597
Hi.

279
00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:09,450
So sorry about that. It's just... Ugh.

280
00:10:09,553 --> 00:10:11,588
People are constantly trying to sell me,

281
00:10:11,657 --> 00:10:14,527
and it is not always appropriate,
you know?

282
00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:16,298
I hear that.

283
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,533
Mommies, mommies.

284
00:10:17,635 --> 00:10:18,645
Gary.

285
00:10:19,673 --> 00:10:21,841
Let's start with a deep hip stretch.

286
00:10:23,314 --> 00:10:25,683
I find this class hard enough.
How do you do it with twins?

287
00:10:25,785 --> 00:10:27,820
Well, uh,
it's nothing compared to the babies

288
00:10:27,889 --> 00:10:29,524
I got to juggle at the office, huh?

289
00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,328
I know that feeling.

290
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,532
Now up and down, a little deeper.

291
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,404
You know,
there's a baby-friendly tapas place

292
00:10:36,473 --> 00:10:39,877
Atticus and I go to after,
if you ladies are up for it.

293
00:10:39,947 --> 00:10:41,715
I don't think it's time to bond, Gary,

294
00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:43,752
and I'm pretty sure you
had to sue to get in here.

295
00:10:43,821 --> 00:10:45,055
He did. And up.

296
00:10:45,157 --> 00:10:47,093
We had to settle. And down.

297
00:10:47,195 --> 00:10:48,195
Nice.

298
00:10:48,197 --> 00:10:49,464
So, what kind of closets do you make?

299
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,799
Because I actually need...

300
00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,803
You know what? Would it be okay
if we did this after class?

301
00:10:52,906 --> 00:10:55,609
It's just, I get no time with them.

302
00:10:55,678 --> 00:10:57,480
Of course, of course.

303
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,662
Oh. Hey. How were the steps?

304
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,299
Uh... so... so great. So tough.

305
00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:06,969
Uh, love the burn.

306
00:11:07,004 --> 00:11:08,538
What's up with the hat?
I can barely see your eyes.

307
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,609
Uh, same old eyes.
I'm just gonna go ahead and, um...

308
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:11,744
Oh!

309
00:11:11,813 --> 00:11:14,183
Why is there a Wilson
logo on your forehead?

310
00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,986
I don't know. Must be the hat.

311
00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:17,102
Nobody's buying it.

312
00:11:17,171 --> 00:11:19,106
Just skip to the part where
you tell us the truth.

313
00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:21,877
Fine. I-I never made it
to the stairs, okay?

314
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,916
I got distracted.

315
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,227
Ow!

316
00:11:33,582 --> 00:11:35,017
I'm a fraud. Happy?

317
00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:36,619
I never even made it to the stairs.

318
00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,423
Don't even know where they are.

319
00:11:38,492 --> 00:11:39,592
You know, I can't say I'm...

320
00:11:39,661 --> 00:11:41,262
I'm not a tad bit
disappointed in you, Mitchell.

321
00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:42,832
It's just a little lonely
going on this journey

322
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,268
of self-improvement all by my...

323
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,139
- What is that?
- Hmm? What?

324
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,410
What... What part of the
museum did you get this from?

325
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,627
Uh, well, apparen...

326
00:11:50,695 --> 00:11:52,264
obviously, you're not...

327
00:11:52,299 --> 00:11:54,701
familiar with Matisse's
feather... period.

328
00:11:54,737 --> 00:11:57,174
Did you maybe get this across
the street from the museum?

329
00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:58,509
- Hmm?
- No.

330
00:11:58,545 --> 00:12:01,315
'Cause if you had,
you'd have a distinctive and sparkly...

331
00:12:01,384 --> 00:12:03,019
hand stamp!

332
00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:04,154
I-I just need one ticket.

333
00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:05,623
Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!

334
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,725
Hurrying where?

335
00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:08,329
Uh, there's a retrospective...

336
00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,968
"Cher in the '70s: Gypsies,
Tramps and Thieves."

337
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:13,722
You went without me?

338
00:12:13,824 --> 00:12:15,159
What do we always say?

339
00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:17,597
Every Cher experience should be

340
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:19,367
- a shared experience.
- Shared experience.

341
00:12:19,436 --> 00:12:20,670
I'm... I'm sorry, Mitchell.

342
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,575
If I could turn back time...

343
00:12:25,714 --> 00:12:27,683
- Knock knock!
- Give... Give me the feather.

344
00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:28,885
No, put the feather in your cap.

345
00:12:28,988 --> 00:12:30,957
Hey, just checking in.
How was the museum?

346
00:12:31,059 --> 00:12:32,459
Oh, so great. Sit down!

347
00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:35,031
Cam was actually about to tell us

348
00:12:35,134 --> 00:12:36,767
what he learned about Picasso.

349
00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,271
Oh, I know so little about him.

350
00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:43,013
Well, it...
it turns out he was born, um...

351
00:12:43,032 --> 00:12:46,136
in the wagon of a...
of a traveling... show.

352
00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:48,007
His mother, poor thing,

353
00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:50,144
she was forced to dance for all...

354
00:12:50,213 --> 00:12:51,814
You want me to teach
you how to play bridge?

355
00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:53,551
- Sure.
- I need a new partner.

356
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:55,154
I keep beating the computer.

357
00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:57,892
Listen, we want to invite you guys

358
00:12:57,961 --> 00:12:59,128
to a dinner party tonight.

359
00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:00,698
Yeah, you guys
are gonna love Xander and Mateo.

360
00:13:00,766 --> 00:13:02,535
They just finished an
ultramarathon in Mozambique,

361
00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:05,007
- where they're lecturing.
- And to build up an appetite,

362
00:13:05,109 --> 00:13:06,543
we play sprinting charades.

363
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:09,082
Yeah, and, uh,
this silly version of Celebrity

364
00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:11,119
using only characters from Dickens.

365
00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:13,991
That sounds so fun.
We'll be... We'll be right back.

366
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,796
We were just fanning out
some celery on a platter.

367
00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,407
Okay, I want them gone.

368
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,210
Even if you mean kill them, I'm in.

369
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,479
I mean, what are we supposed to do?

370
00:13:23,548 --> 00:13:25,116
Spend the next six months
with our drapes closed,

371
00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:27,321
like Pepper after one of
his cheek implants fell?

372
00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:29,224
Speaking of Picasso.

373
00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:31,195
How are we supposed to get out of this?

374
00:13:31,297 --> 00:13:32,797
Move out west.

375
00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:35,069
That's what those towns are for...
disappearin'.

376
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:37,173
We live a mile from the ocean.
What town?

377
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,709
What's wrong with me?

378
00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:40,647
I am so stupid!

379
00:13:40,715 --> 00:13:42,150
Sweetie, what is it?

380
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:44,221
She beat me,
and she never even played before!

381
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,431
I'm such a loser!

382
00:13:50,802 --> 00:13:53,205
Is she okay, or...?

383
00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:54,260
Vera has this thing

384
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,491
where she needs to be
perfect all the time.

385
00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:58,645
You know, the only reason we
moved to this neighborhood

386
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,780
was so we could be closer

387
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,586
to this accelerated school she got into.

388
00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:04,523
Maybe we need to reconsider the move?

389
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,095
Naturally, we'll pay for all six months.

390
00:14:07,198 --> 00:14:08,298
Yes.

391
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,333
We should go talk to her.

392
00:14:09,335 --> 00:14:10,435
I'm sorry, guys.

393
00:14:10,437 --> 00:14:12,072
I was looking forward to that celery.

394
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:15,378
I could really use a cheat day.

395
00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:17,198
Vera?

396
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,667
Lily, how...

397
00:14:18,736 --> 00:14:21,006
I set up my mirror so
I could see her cards.

398
00:14:21,075 --> 00:14:22,175
I had to!

399
00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:24,713
I couldn't stand her making
me feel bad about myself.

400
00:14:24,815 --> 00:14:26,951
No, no, I get it.
I'm not sure they don't enjoy

401
00:14:26,987 --> 00:14:28,721
making people feel inferior.

402
00:14:28,756 --> 00:14:30,825
Which is something you
guys could never do.

403
00:14:30,928 --> 00:14:31,961
- Aww!
- Aww!

404
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,232
Wait, did she just say

405
00:14:34,301 --> 00:14:36,036
that we could never make
people feel inferior

406
00:14:36,105 --> 00:14:37,839
because we're so inferior ourselves?

407
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:41,112
But cleverly wrapped in a
compliment to avoid detection?

408
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,765
In other words, the perfect gay zinger?

409
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,302
Well, she may not finish high school,

410
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:46,072
but she will hold her
own at any Tony party

411
00:14:46,141 --> 00:14:48,009
- the rest of her life.
- Yeah, she will. Yeah.

412
00:14:48,078 --> 00:14:49,879
I'm really sorry to hear that,

413
00:14:49,915 --> 00:14:52,084
but honestly, if your wife left you

414
00:14:52,153 --> 00:14:53,753
just because you missed her birthday...

415
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:54,990
To drive you to the airport.

416
00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:56,592
I heard him, Manny. Thank you.

417
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,630
you're probably
better off without her.

418
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,742
You're right.

419
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:01,169
I only wish I had
something nicer to wear

420
00:15:01,237 --> 00:15:03,073
to our son's wedding tonight.

421
00:15:03,141 --> 00:15:04,608
You know,
you and I are about the same size.

422
00:15:04,677 --> 00:15:06,045
Why don't you borrow my tux?

423
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,751
- Really?
- I insist.

424
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,622
In fact,
I want to give you something else.

425
00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:12,824
Your plane?

426
00:15:12,893 --> 00:15:14,561
Uh, no, I was reaching for my wallet.

427
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,334
You know, to give you that money
I s-still owe you for the cab.

428
00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:20,139
I've admired this plane ever since I
fell off the roof getting it for you.

429
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,455
I'm so touched and honored.

430
00:15:21,557 --> 00:15:24,260
- Well, actually...
- He fell off the roof.

431
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,003
Fine.

432
00:15:29,072 --> 00:15:30,106
Enjoy.

433
00:15:30,174 --> 00:15:33,612
I will name her Roberta.

434
00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:35,216
It's a boy plane.

435
00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:40,860
I feel like I got the buckles wrong.

436
00:15:40,963 --> 00:15:42,697
Does this straitjacket look right on me?

437
00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:44,300
More and more.

438
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,328
Dad, I love you,

439
00:15:45,387 --> 00:15:47,489
but I don't have time
for another magic trick.

440
00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:48,625
I can't find my ID,

441
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,562
and I need a copy of
it for this NASA job,

442
00:15:50,631 --> 00:15:53,034
and my application has
to be mailed by 5:00.

443
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:54,603
I'm sorry. Can I help you look?

444
00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:56,441
Ugh! This is hopeless.

445
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,011
Unless there is some
way to jump the line

446
00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:00,348
at both the post office and the DMV,

447
00:16:00,384 --> 00:16:02,987
and the only way to get to
either of them at this hour

448
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,757
is to drive in the carpool lane.

449
00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:06,527
We're ba-a-ck!

450
00:16:06,629 --> 00:16:08,664
Oh, my God! I missed you so much!

451
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:09,733
Ohhh!

452
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,572
Oh, I got this. You look so tired.

453
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:13,774
But I've been napping all day.

454
00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:15,044
You're welcome.

455
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:17,549
Can I at least smell their heads?

456
00:16:18,535 --> 00:16:21,289
Néstor? Hi.
It's Gloria Pritchett again.

457
00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:22,792
Please call me back.

458
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:24,495
I need to explain.

459
00:16:24,557 --> 00:16:26,459
This was all a big mistake.

460
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,897
Néstor, where are you, my love?

461
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,434
Ay, no.

462
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,073
Sonia...

463
00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:35,844
I have very bad news to tell you.

464
00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:37,214
Let me get Néstor. He's my rock.

465
00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:38,550
Néstor!

466
00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:41,255
Ay, what happened
to my independent sister

467
00:16:41,274 --> 00:16:43,810
that I admired so much
because she needed no man?

468
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:45,781
Where... is he?

469
00:16:45,849 --> 00:16:47,518
Well, I thought he was a gold digger,

470
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,988
so I chased him out.

471
00:16:49,057 --> 00:16:50,290
You did what?

472
00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:53,964
But the silver lining is that
you still have all your money!

473
00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:56,489
What money? I don't have any money!

474
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,660
What do you mean?
The money from the hot-sauce business

475
00:16:58,762 --> 00:17:00,230
that you're doing so well.

476
00:17:00,265 --> 00:17:01,298
No, it was all a lie.

477
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,269
I just didn't want him to be suspicious.

478
00:17:03,571 --> 00:17:05,606
Look, I'm wearing aluminum earrings!

479
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,477
They're turning my ears green!

480
00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:08,812
Ay!

481
00:17:08,848 --> 00:17:12,353
It took me two years to land that rich,
beautiful moron.

482
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,159
Where am I going to get
that kind of money?

483
00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:16,294
Ow!

484
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,797
Ow! Ow!

485
00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:18,900
Oh, I tripped!

486
00:17:18,969 --> 00:17:20,503
Someone call a lawyer!

487
00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:22,573
- You didn't trip.
- Yes, I did! Look!

488
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,244
Uh, the floor is all wet.

489
00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:27,603
Sonia, that didn't work at
the Princess Cruise ship,

490
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,540
and it's not going to work here.

491
00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:31,811
Every time I try to
get my life together,

492
00:17:31,914 --> 00:17:33,448
you always ruin it for me.

493
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,352
You owe me a rich husband.

494
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,487
I'll find you one.

495
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,126
There are plenty of old,
rich men around here

496
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:40,829
that would do anything that you say.

497
00:17:40,932 --> 00:17:42,265
Some of them can still hear.

498
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,236
Oh. Who's this?

499
00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:47,409
Oh. He's, um...

500
00:17:47,478 --> 00:17:49,313
He's the best hedge guy in town.

501
00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:52,119
Congratulate him.
He just got a new plane.

502
00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:54,656
Ohh. A hedge guy.

503
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,126
Fascinating.

504
00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:58,631
And how did you get
started in that business?

505
00:17:58,699 --> 00:17:59,760
I bought the clippers.

506
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,637
Wow!

507
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,142
And where are you going,
dressed so nice?

508
00:18:04,244 --> 00:18:06,246
- A wedding.
- Ohh, I love weddings.

509
00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:07,916
Would you like to accompany me?

510
00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:09,485
I would love to!

511
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:10,989
And can we take your plane?

512
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,458
Yeah, sure.

513
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,599
Why is our gardener wearing your tuxedo?

514
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:18,336
Why is Néstor gone?

515
00:18:18,405 --> 00:18:20,909
Let me lock the door first.

516
00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:23,713
Gloria! You ruined my life again!

517
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:27,288
- Oh!
- Is this your ring?

518
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,324
It is!

519
00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:33,666
Is this your sock?

520
00:18:33,768 --> 00:18:34,768
It is.

521
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:35,866
Oh!

522
00:18:37,809 --> 00:18:40,280
Is this... your card?

523
00:18:40,348 --> 00:18:41,815
I don't remember!

524
00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:44,655
Now everything is where it belongs.

525
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,196
Except for this candle,
which obviously belongs...

526
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,135
on the piano!

527
00:18:51,237 --> 00:18:53,172
- Oh, my God!
- What?

528
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,245
You're right. It's like I want to fail!

529
00:18:56,347 --> 00:18:58,917
Dad, stop being crazy.
Your act is great!

530
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:01,448
It's a flat finish,
which means it's a flat act.

531
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:03,285
It's obviously two candles.

532
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:05,389
I put the second one over there
while I was distracting you

533
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:08,061
by throwing a card
into that stupid grape.

534
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,499
We're home!

535
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:12,069
- My babies!
- Hey!

536
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,242
I feel like I haven't seen you all day!

537
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,380
Did you have fun today?

538
00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:18,715
Well, that's easy to find out.

539
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:20,519
Let me just upload
this baby cam footage.

540
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,156
- The what... what was that?
- Hmm?

541
00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:24,127
Oh, one of their buttons
is actually a camera.

542
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,796
It's not the greatest quality, but...

543
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,635
Wait, you took my babies
to a liquor store?

544
00:19:28,737 --> 00:19:30,539
No, it's the...

545
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:32,210
it's the wine museum.

546
00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:33,645
It's Ace Liquor, Luke.

547
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,583
I've been going there since I was 15...

548
00:19:35,685 --> 00:19:37,653
minutes past my 21st birthday.

549
00:19:37,722 --> 00:19:38,889
Well, I am horrified...

550
00:19:38,992 --> 00:19:40,626
Wait, wait, wait, I just fast-forwarded,

551
00:19:40,728 --> 00:19:42,864
and it's you talking to
some lady at a yoga class.

552
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:44,267
She's from the magazine!

553
00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:46,838
You pimped out my babies
for a sales pitch?

554
00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:48,108
Who did it hurt?

555
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:49,844
Poppy!

556
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:52,216
Oh, disgusting.
Personally, I can't stand...

557
00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:54,153
Some guard at the DMV

558
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:57,093
giving our five-month-old
a bite of his hot dog.

559
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,362
He only watched them for a second.

560
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,797
Wow.

561
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:02,470
I was so happy you all wanted
time with the babies today,

562
00:20:02,572 --> 00:20:04,340
because lately, it has felt like

563
00:20:04,442 --> 00:20:06,478
you didn't even want to
be bothered with them.

564
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,884
Turns out you only want to
help when it can help you.

565
00:20:09,987 --> 00:20:12,623
Part of me wonders
why we even stay here.

566
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:14,193
Because you eat and live here for free?

567
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,663
I said "part."

568
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,533
Okay, I'm not saying
what they did was great,

569
00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:19,203
but isn't that what families do?

570
00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:20,406
Help each other out?

571
00:20:20,408 --> 00:20:22,543
And are we ever really too young

572
00:20:22,645 --> 00:20:24,714
to come to our family's aid?

573
00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:27,653
You're not seriously trying to get us

574
00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:30,192
to let you use them
for your magic trick, are you?

575
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,098
It is my card!

576
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,506
You guys have been great.

577
00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:40,612
But I should be getting my
beautiful assistant here

578
00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:45,522
out of this tuxedo and
into some warm jammies.

579
00:20:52,238 --> 00:20:53,605
You guys.

580
00:20:53,707 --> 00:20:55,509
It's you that make it work.

581
00:20:57,181 --> 00:20:59,284
So, I'm sorry about earlier.
I hope I wasn't rude.

582
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:01,621
Please. I totally get it.
Are you free for a bite now?

583
00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:04,177
Uh... sure. I guess
I got a couple minutes.

584
00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:05,346
Perfect!

585
00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:07,850
I'll get us a table at
Straight to the Tapas.

586
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,187
Great. Meet you there.

587
00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:11,290
I'm just getting rid
of him. We're not going.

588
00:21:11,393 --> 00:21:13,495
Oh, thank God.
When his shirt rose up earlier,

589
00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:15,298
I saw a Dora the Explorer tattoo.

590
00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:17,904
And I do not want to hear
the story behind that one.

591
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,183
This stays between us.

592
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,843
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