1 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:06,332 Honey, what are you doing? 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,269 I just saw this incredible telekinesis video. 3 00:00:08,304 --> 00:00:10,206 I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate. 4 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:12,076 Don't you have to, I don't know, work? 5 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,946 Are you saying it'll never happen? 6 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:16,786 Is there perhaps a more colorful way of saying that? 7 00:00:16,854 --> 00:00:18,256 I know you're trying to get me to say 8 00:00:18,324 --> 00:00:19,458 "It'll happen when pigs fly." 9 00:00:19,527 --> 00:00:20,693 That counts. 10 00:00:21,931 --> 00:00:23,232 What? 11 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:24,601 Oh, my gosh! 12 00:00:24,670 --> 00:00:26,004 Good morning, Earth mates. 13 00:00:26,106 --> 00:00:27,440 Morning, Farr... Ahh-ha. 14 00:00:27,509 --> 00:00:30,010 Oh, my lower back is killing me. 15 00:00:30,347 --> 00:00:32,883 Has anyone seen my healing crystal? 16 00:00:32,952 --> 00:00:34,787 Mm, that may be the only thing of yours 17 00:00:34,889 --> 00:00:35,956 we haven't seen. 18 00:00:36,025 --> 00:00:38,461 Dylan's mom, Farrah, came to see the babies, 19 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:41,134 and then she found out that her polyamorous quad 20 00:00:41,203 --> 00:00:43,003 was downgraded to a triad. 21 00:00:43,072 --> 00:00:44,540 Now we're stuck with her. 22 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,277 Polyamory. Can you imagine? 23 00:00:46,975 --> 00:00:48,047 No. 24 00:00:50,019 --> 00:00:51,187 She needs to go. 25 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:09,790 Farrah! Farrah! 26 00:01:09,893 --> 00:01:11,594 - Ohhhhh! - Farrah! 27 00:01:11,663 --> 00:01:13,765 Do you have to do that right here? 28 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:15,269 Oh, I am so sorry. 29 00:01:15,371 --> 00:01:16,671 I didn't realize you wanted it 30 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:18,275 to keep flooding in the Philippines. 31 00:01:18,377 --> 00:01:19,710 I don't want it to keep flooding 32 00:01:19,812 --> 00:01:20,946 in the Philippines, Claire. 33 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,081 It's okay. 34 00:01:22,184 --> 00:01:23,618 - I'll just go in the other room. - Great. 35 00:01:25,624 --> 00:01:26,657 Ugh. 36 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:28,295 It's Jerry. I can't. 37 00:01:28,397 --> 00:01:30,966 It's gonna be 45 minutes about how much he misses Mom 38 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:33,705 and then some overshare about their sex life. 39 00:01:33,807 --> 00:01:34,907 Claire, he's family. 40 00:01:36,078 --> 00:01:37,513 Jerry. 41 00:01:37,615 --> 00:01:38,681 How are you? 42 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:39,717 Yeah. 43 00:01:39,719 --> 00:01:41,754 No, I know. We miss her, too. 44 00:01:41,856 --> 00:01:43,258 The babies are great. 45 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,694 Yeah, constantly exploring, 46 00:01:44,796 --> 00:01:46,831 - always sticking their fingers in everything. - Hmm. 47 00:01:49,071 --> 00:01:50,839 Oh, whoa, yeah, what a... 48 00:01:50,908 --> 00:01:53,111 what a fun image of my late mother-in-law. 49 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:56,517 Really? Let me just... Let me just check to see 50 00:01:56,619 --> 00:01:57,653 if we're gonna be around. 51 00:01:58,574 --> 00:02:00,892 Jerry is following the butterfly migration to Mexico 52 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,997 and wants to stop by tomorrow to say hi. 53 00:02:03,065 --> 00:02:04,533 No way. Make up an excuse. 54 00:02:04,635 --> 00:02:06,003 I'm a terrible liar. 55 00:02:06,105 --> 00:02:07,139 Tough. 56 00:02:07,141 --> 00:02:08,308 The last thing we need around here 57 00:02:08,410 --> 00:02:10,145 is another hippie kook. 58 00:02:10,247 --> 00:02:11,257 Oh, it finally happened. 59 00:02:11,316 --> 00:02:12,549 I'm my father. 60 00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:14,987 Oh, my goddesses, there you are. 61 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:18,561 Oh, Claire, would you be comfortable 62 00:02:18,663 --> 00:02:20,866 rubbing this just above my buttocks 63 00:02:20,968 --> 00:02:23,171 while I offer up a Tibetan pain chant? 64 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,807 Doesn't sound like me. 65 00:02:24,909 --> 00:02:28,114 But I might know someone who could help you out. 66 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,316 Oh. 67 00:02:29,419 --> 00:02:32,956 Honestly, Jerry, it's that, uh... 68 00:02:33,059 --> 00:02:34,927 Claire and I have... have hit a rough patch. 69 00:02:34,996 --> 00:02:38,067 She's been huffing... cans of whipped cream. 70 00:02:38,612 --> 00:02:39,670 I mean... 71 00:02:39,672 --> 00:02:40,705 Help me. 72 00:02:40,808 --> 00:02:41,974 Underneath our bed 73 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:44,380 looks like backstage at a pie-eating contest. 74 00:02:44,482 --> 00:02:46,284 - Invite him here. - What? 75 00:02:46,386 --> 00:02:47,786 Just get him here as fast as you can. Come on. 76 00:02:47,888 --> 00:02:49,356 Uh, actually, Jerry, everything's fine. 77 00:02:49,459 --> 00:02:50,725 Claire just agreed to seek help. 78 00:02:50,794 --> 00:02:51,894 See you tomorrow. 79 00:02:51,996 --> 00:02:53,063 What the hell was that? 80 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,900 Jerry's lonely, Farrah's lonely, 81 00:02:55,002 --> 00:02:56,137 they both glom onto us. 82 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:58,341 We set them up, they'll glom onto each other, 83 00:02:58,443 --> 00:02:59,877 and then she can bang his drum. 84 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:01,614 My beautiful genius. 85 00:03:01,716 --> 00:03:02,983 Oop, sorry. Hold on. 86 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,288 Oooh. 87 00:03:06,893 --> 00:03:09,563 - Ooooh. - Now I just have to find someone to set you up with. 88 00:03:09,665 --> 00:03:11,200 Oh, breaking out the good stuff, huh? 89 00:03:11,302 --> 00:03:12,369 Well, you know what? 90 00:03:12,471 --> 00:03:14,440 We're finally close friends with a lesbian couple, 91 00:03:14,509 --> 00:03:17,279 and... and I... I want them to feel as special to us 92 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:18,781 as if they were real gays. 93 00:03:18,884 --> 00:03:20,285 Cam, they're just as gay as we are. 94 00:03:20,387 --> 00:03:21,821 Okay, hold on. One moment. 95 00:03:21,923 --> 00:03:23,791 - Bink! - Okay, well, as I am. 96 00:03:24,226 --> 00:03:25,695 Okay. 97 00:03:26,098 --> 00:03:27,432 - Hi. - Oh, my gosh. 98 00:03:27,535 --> 00:03:29,837 You guys are such a cute family. 99 00:03:29,939 --> 00:03:31,039 Oh, gosh, that picture. 100 00:03:31,142 --> 00:03:32,376 That was taken at an amusement park. 101 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:33,511 That's not the real Bigfoot. 102 00:03:34,142 --> 00:03:35,215 "Real Bigfoot," 103 00:03:35,217 --> 00:03:37,152 - Oh, my God. You're so funny. - Yeah. Sure. Okay. 104 00:03:37,254 --> 00:03:38,488 Let's go with "he was making a joke." 105 00:03:38,557 --> 00:03:40,958 So, you guys, speaking of families... 106 00:03:40,984 --> 00:03:42,462 We're thinking of starting one of our own. 107 00:03:42,565 --> 00:03:43,898 - Amazing. - Congratulations. 108 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,869 Oh, how are you gonna do it? What's the plan? 109 00:03:45,971 --> 00:03:48,073 Actually, we wanted to ask you something about that. 110 00:03:48,176 --> 00:03:50,946 Eh, there comes a point in every gay man's life 111 00:03:51,014 --> 00:03:53,618 when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm. 112 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,355 - Unless you're Mitchell and me. - Yeah. 113 00:03:55,457 --> 00:03:57,024 All of our friends have been asked, 114 00:03:57,127 --> 00:03:58,795 while we have been cruelly overlooked. 115 00:03:58,897 --> 00:03:59,964 It's painful. 116 00:04:00,066 --> 00:04:01,767 It's like not getting picked to play kickball. 117 00:04:01,869 --> 00:04:03,805 Well, that never happened to me. 118 00:04:03,907 --> 00:04:05,875 I was my kickball team's captain. 119 00:04:05,978 --> 00:04:07,446 Well, only after our star 120 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,783 broke his leg and had to be put down. 121 00:04:09,885 --> 00:04:11,787 - He was a... - A mule. 122 00:04:11,889 --> 00:04:13,358 From a mile away. 123 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:15,094 Go ahead. Ask us anything. 124 00:04:15,197 --> 00:04:17,132 Well, you know we think the world of you guys. 125 00:04:17,234 --> 00:04:18,735 - Yes? - And we, you. 126 00:04:18,837 --> 00:04:19,937 First of all, 127 00:04:19,939 --> 00:04:21,072 would you judge us if we didn't adopt? 128 00:04:21,175 --> 00:04:22,242 Is that selfish? 129 00:04:22,244 --> 00:04:23,945 - Um, no. - No. 130 00:04:24,047 --> 00:04:25,248 Oh, that's such a relief. 131 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:26,751 Now, the next step 132 00:04:26,853 --> 00:04:28,554 is finding someone who can... 133 00:04:28,657 --> 00:04:30,592 - Donate? - Yes. 134 00:04:30,694 --> 00:04:32,094 You know, we don't want anyone involved 135 00:04:32,197 --> 00:04:33,298 financially or otherwise, 136 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,967 so we were just thinking of going to the sperm bank. 137 00:04:35,069 --> 00:04:36,137 That's a good option, 138 00:04:36,239 --> 00:04:37,639 but make sure the janitors are handsome, 139 00:04:37,775 --> 00:04:39,576 because, you know, they have the keys to everything. 140 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:41,814 Well, we also thought about asking my brother. 141 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:43,418 Oh, you don't want to go down that road. 142 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:44,520 It's too complicated. 143 00:04:44,522 --> 00:04:46,590 "My daddy, my uncle, my daddy, my uncle." 144 00:04:46,693 --> 00:04:47,726 It's "Chinatown." 145 00:04:47,728 --> 00:04:48,995 Yeah, you want someone that... 146 00:04:49,097 --> 00:04:50,231 you know, with a little distance, 147 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,334 that you know and... and trust. 148 00:04:51,436 --> 00:04:53,271 Who's attractive and healthy. 149 00:04:53,373 --> 00:04:55,175 And who hasn't had mental illness in their family 150 00:04:55,277 --> 00:04:57,179 in at least a generation and a half. 151 00:04:57,281 --> 00:04:58,981 Well, that's the dream. 152 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:00,919 - Well, dreams can come true. - Mm-hmm. 153 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:02,823 Oh, my God. Thank you, guys. 154 00:05:02,925 --> 00:05:04,526 No, thank you. 155 00:05:04,628 --> 00:05:07,232 - If you think of someone, will you let us know? - Yeah. 156 00:05:09,505 --> 00:05:10,872 - Lesbians. - Lesbians. 157 00:05:10,974 --> 00:05:12,709 - Here's your cappuccino. - Ah. 158 00:05:12,811 --> 00:05:14,011 None for me. 159 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,450 I don't need to be sharp to experience the empty void 160 00:05:16,552 --> 00:05:18,388 that is life without Sherry Shaker. 161 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:20,692 What are these little drawings in the milk? 162 00:05:20,794 --> 00:05:22,396 That's me staring out a window. 163 00:05:22,498 --> 00:05:24,233 I made the stars with my tears. 164 00:05:24,301 --> 00:05:27,706 Ay, papi, if you can survive me driving three blocks 165 00:05:27,808 --> 00:05:29,108 with you on the roof of my car, 166 00:05:29,178 --> 00:05:30,578 you can survive this. 167 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:31,747 When did that happen? 168 00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:33,651 It wasn't gonna work out with Sherry anyway. 169 00:05:33,753 --> 00:05:34,853 She's Canadian. 170 00:05:34,855 --> 00:05:36,590 They have ducks on their money. 171 00:05:36,592 --> 00:05:38,059 They sell milk in a bag. 172 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,932 I'll be in my room if anyone needs me. 173 00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:43,069 Who am I kidding? No one needs me. 174 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:45,775 Ay, papi, these things have a way of working out. 175 00:05:45,877 --> 00:05:47,546 I promise. 176 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,048 You promise? 177 00:05:49,151 --> 00:05:50,251 What did you do? 178 00:05:50,253 --> 00:05:51,954 I called in a favor. 179 00:05:53,293 --> 00:05:54,460 Luke! 180 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,630 Again? I thought we were even. 181 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,367 I need you to do something for Manny. 182 00:05:58,470 --> 00:05:59,736 It'll mean the world to him. 183 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:01,273 Okay, I guess. 184 00:06:01,342 --> 00:06:03,110 I want you to go to Sherry's improv show, 185 00:06:03,213 --> 00:06:04,346 talk him up to her. 186 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,484 I want her to regret breaking up with him. 187 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:07,919 No. Not that. 188 00:06:08,021 --> 00:06:09,423 Anything but improv. 189 00:06:09,525 --> 00:06:11,627 Improv is no different than getting waterboarded. 190 00:06:11,729 --> 00:06:14,800 Just stay calm, go to a pleasant place in your mind, 191 00:06:14,902 --> 00:06:16,837 and remember that you're not actually dying. 192 00:06:16,906 --> 00:06:18,508 Fine. I'll do it. 193 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:20,512 Good boy. 194 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:22,248 Go back to sleep. 195 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:23,618 Why'd you bring a crowbar? 196 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,688 No reason. 197 00:06:25,757 --> 00:06:27,259 Gloria, we should not be involved. 198 00:06:27,361 --> 00:06:29,061 You know what my dad always said to me 199 00:06:29,131 --> 00:06:30,698 every time I was down? 200 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,934 Nothing. 201 00:06:32,003 --> 00:06:33,838 I learned to figure everything out on my own. 202 00:06:33,907 --> 00:06:36,277 This is your least attractive quality. 203 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:37,712 Where is your empathy? 204 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,316 I have empathy. 205 00:06:39,385 --> 00:06:41,768 That's the one where you care about people, right? 206 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:44,599 You don't go out of your way for anyone. 207 00:06:44,691 --> 00:06:46,359 Yes, I do. 208 00:06:46,428 --> 00:06:48,797 You remember that little valet at the club? 209 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,267 If I hadn't got him fired, 210 00:06:50,303 --> 00:06:52,572 he'd still be moving everybody's seats up. 211 00:06:52,674 --> 00:06:54,941 Okay, here we go. 212 00:06:54,976 --> 00:06:57,949 Some apricot jam from an old family recipe. 213 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,419 Not that you would be interested 214 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:00,754 in any of my family recipes. 215 00:07:00,857 --> 00:07:02,057 Is everything okay? 216 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,195 - Uh... Uh... - Why don't you want us to be your donor? 217 00:07:04,214 --> 00:07:06,249 - Oh. - Uh... D... It's okay. Just say it. 218 00:07:06,284 --> 00:07:08,085 - You're put off by my red hair. - Or is it his freckles? 219 00:07:08,155 --> 00:07:09,489 - Or my tendency to burn. - Or is it his... 220 00:07:09,591 --> 00:07:11,159 - Can this one please be about you? - Yeah, yeah. 221 00:07:11,194 --> 00:07:12,761 Wait, are you saying that you would donate for us? 222 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:14,866 Honestly, we would love that, 223 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,269 but we were afraid to put you on the spot, 224 00:07:16,338 --> 00:07:17,738 and we didn't think you'd say yes. 225 00:07:17,773 --> 00:07:20,143 - Oh... Well, of... of course we'd say yes! - We adore you! 226 00:07:20,246 --> 00:07:22,214 - Oh! - Molly, I think we just found our daddy. 227 00:07:23,285 --> 00:07:25,387 Oh, my God. Okay. 228 00:07:25,425 --> 00:07:27,093 Okay, so, which one of us do you want? 229 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:28,229 I don't know. We haven't even had a chance 230 00:07:28,231 --> 00:07:28,963 - to think about it. - Yeah. 231 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,302 Well, would it be helpful if we, you know, walked around 232 00:07:31,371 --> 00:07:34,040 so you could take us in from shoulder to shank? 233 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:35,276 It's not the county fair. 234 00:07:35,345 --> 00:07:36,879 Alright, well, maybe we'll just go outside 235 00:07:36,981 --> 00:07:38,516 and, I don't know, kick something? 236 00:07:38,618 --> 00:07:40,019 Or... Or we could do a puzzle? 237 00:07:40,122 --> 00:07:41,522 Or we could spell Connecticut? 238 00:07:41,624 --> 00:07:42,824 Why don't you guys just decide? 239 00:07:42,926 --> 00:07:44,128 We're... We're happy either way. 240 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,064 Shouldn't be a problem. 241 00:07:50,131 --> 00:07:51,427 Oh, good, you're both here. 242 00:07:51,496 --> 00:07:53,464 Listen, I was thinking about yesterday, 243 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:54,667 how upset you are, 244 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,204 and how you say I don't care about people's feelings, 245 00:07:56,272 --> 00:07:57,539 so check this out. 246 00:07:57,941 --> 00:07:59,243 Brandi, get in here. 247 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,912 I'm not done with my cigarette! 248 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,115 What did you do? 249 00:08:02,184 --> 00:08:03,284 I was trying to figure a way 250 00:08:03,353 --> 00:08:04,486 how to help Manny to move on, 251 00:08:04,555 --> 00:08:06,190 and all of a sudden, I met this little angel. 252 00:08:06,259 --> 00:08:08,227 - Brandi? - Hold on! 253 00:08:08,329 --> 00:08:10,365 The best part's right at the filter! 254 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:13,470 You're gonna love her. She runs towels at the car wash. 255 00:08:13,539 --> 00:08:15,274 - Why did you encourage this? - N... 256 00:08:15,343 --> 00:08:16,353 Hey, now, why settle for Sherry 257 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:17,478 when you can have a little Brandi? 258 00:08:17,547 --> 00:08:18,881 I'll admit, that's good. 259 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:21,887 Holy 260 00:08:23,559 --> 00:08:25,561 This house! 261 00:08:25,629 --> 00:08:28,032 So, this is how come you can afford the lava wax. 262 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,669 Brandi, this is my wife, Gloria, 263 00:08:29,771 --> 00:08:31,839 and this stud is my son, Manny. 264 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:33,710 Brandi, I'm sure you're very nice, 265 00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:36,282 but I'm dealing with losing the love of my life, 266 00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:38,062 and I just need some time. 267 00:08:38,939 --> 00:08:40,891 I know what you're going through, honey. 268 00:08:40,993 --> 00:08:42,394 My man saw "Free Solo" 269 00:08:42,463 --> 00:08:44,232 and tried to scale the local bank. 270 00:08:44,334 --> 00:08:46,202 He died doing what he loved... 271 00:08:46,304 --> 00:08:48,408 daring the cops to shoot him. 272 00:08:48,443 --> 00:08:50,143 Jay, should I scream at you here, 273 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:51,262 or should we do it in the kitchen? 274 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,731 I could go for a little snack. 275 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,100 Uh, listen, you guys get to know each other. 276 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:55,570 Manny, offer her a drink at the bar. 277 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:56,716 You got anything with cinnamon? 278 00:08:56,774 --> 00:08:58,211 I'm not particular. 279 00:08:59,132 --> 00:09:01,749 What were you thinking bringing a girl like that here? 280 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:02,858 What are you talking about? 281 00:09:02,886 --> 00:09:04,053 Brandi's a ton of fun. 282 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:05,991 Oh, sure, maybe you don't bring her home to Mom. 283 00:09:06,059 --> 00:09:07,928 That's literally what you did. 284 00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:10,567 I hope that that's her parole officer. 285 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,073 Ah, Luke! 286 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:18,077 What a surprise! 287 00:09:19,249 --> 00:09:20,816 How did your talk with Sherry go? 288 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:22,085 Not well. 289 00:09:22,155 --> 00:09:23,222 What do you mean? 290 00:09:23,324 --> 00:09:25,426 Did you mention to her that Manny was retweeted 291 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:26,795 by one of the Property Brothers? 292 00:09:26,897 --> 00:09:27,930 Yeah, I brought that up. 293 00:09:27,932 --> 00:09:29,066 And what did she say? 294 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,336 Uh, does she miss him? 295 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,638 Will she take him back? 296 00:09:31,707 --> 00:09:33,775 - I don't think so. - Why not? 297 00:09:33,844 --> 00:09:38,063 Well, we kind of... kissed. 298 00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:39,820 What? 299 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:40,956 Well, the Brandi plan's 300 00:09:41,025 --> 00:09:42,926 looking pretty good right now, huh? 301 00:09:44,532 --> 00:09:45,799 Hello, family. 302 00:09:45,901 --> 00:09:48,238 Oh. Hi, Jerry. Welcome. 303 00:09:48,373 --> 00:09:49,473 - How are you? - Sorry. 304 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,009 I would've knocked, but you know I abhor violence. 305 00:09:51,101 --> 00:09:52,112 Hey. 306 00:09:52,114 --> 00:09:53,121 Oh sorry, 307 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,550 I was grinding polenta for our lunch. 308 00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:55,819 My arm's kinda tender. 309 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,155 Polenta elbow is a real thing. 310 00:09:57,224 --> 00:09:58,925 Marianne Williamson was the only candidate 311 00:09:58,993 --> 00:10:00,261 with the guts to talk about it. 312 00:10:00,922 --> 00:10:02,399 So, Jer, how you doing? 313 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,601 I'm hanging in there. 314 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,271 Very happy to see you both. 315 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,574 But the truth is, Claire, in this light, 316 00:10:06,676 --> 00:10:08,009 you're reminding me so much of your mother. 317 00:10:08,113 --> 00:10:09,880 - Well, it's the hair. - Same neck. 318 00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:13,454 Oh, you must be Jerry. 319 00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:15,424 I'm Dylan's mom, Farrah. 320 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:16,660 How wonderful to meet you. 321 00:10:16,762 --> 00:10:18,197 Full disclosure... I'm a hugger. 322 00:10:18,299 --> 00:10:20,201 I'm sorry, I'm not very comfortable with that, 323 00:10:20,303 --> 00:10:21,536 because I'm a kisser. 324 00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:25,177 Oh, what a lovely necklace. 325 00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:26,446 Well, thank you. 326 00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:28,450 It was made from the wreckage of a Japanese whaling ship. 327 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:30,638 How can the same people that gave us the haiku 328 00:10:30,706 --> 00:10:32,174 want to hunt such a graceful creature? 329 00:10:32,277 --> 00:10:33,343 Uh, well, I can guarantee 330 00:10:33,445 --> 00:10:35,381 that absolutely no vegetables were harmed 331 00:10:35,449 --> 00:10:36,616 in the making of this salad. 332 00:10:36,718 --> 00:10:39,255 Actually, Claire, it's been proven that plants feel pain. 333 00:10:39,324 --> 00:10:41,892 Yes, they scream when you rip them from the ground. 334 00:10:41,995 --> 00:10:44,231 Oh, um, then you're gonna hate 335 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,001 what happened to these grapes. 336 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,738 That's okay. They're drunk. 337 00:10:49,276 --> 00:10:51,946 Oh. Well, it is such a nice day outside. 338 00:10:52,005 --> 00:10:53,014 Why don't the two of you 339 00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:54,218 enjoy your wine in the backyard 340 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,653 while we finish setting up in here? 341 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:56,956 What a lovely idea. 342 00:10:57,058 --> 00:10:58,860 Oh, Farrah, did you know 343 00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:01,399 that Jerry is following the butterfly migration? 344 00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:02,868 All the way to Méjico? 345 00:11:02,936 --> 00:11:04,371 I'm gonna spend the winter and spring 346 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,275 hammock camping in the Sierra Chincua sanctuary. 347 00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:08,312 That is one of my favorite places on this Earth. 348 00:11:08,381 --> 00:11:10,216 - Oh, you've been there? - Not in ages, 349 00:11:10,318 --> 00:11:12,320 but I would love to visit in this life. 350 00:11:12,389 --> 00:11:14,060 Oh... 351 00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:17,397 This is going so much better than we even hoped! 352 00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:19,835 It's so weird. Jerry has such a type. 353 00:11:19,937 --> 00:11:22,640 I mean, Farrah and my mom are the... 354 00:11:22,742 --> 00:11:25,179 My mom. She's in the backyard. 355 00:11:25,281 --> 00:11:26,682 Ohhhh, right. 356 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,185 Oh, God. 357 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,754 Um, I don't know what happened. 358 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,858 It's Dede. How did she get here? 359 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:33,295 I thought she was at Mitchell's house. 360 00:11:33,364 --> 00:11:35,098 I don't understand. 361 00:11:35,201 --> 00:11:38,638 My mom's ashes are fused to the roots of the tree. 362 00:11:38,707 --> 00:11:40,108 Of course. 363 00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:42,713 Dede, I never would have flirted with another woman 364 00:11:42,772 --> 00:11:43,782 in front of you. 365 00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:45,285 Unless it was that kind of weekend, 366 00:11:45,388 --> 00:11:46,988 like that time in Taos. 367 00:11:47,057 --> 00:11:48,759 - Ew. - Dede needs me. 368 00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,462 I shouldn't go anywhere. 369 00:11:50,498 --> 00:11:52,433 But... But what... But what about the butterflies 370 00:11:52,535 --> 00:11:54,002 and Méjico? 371 00:11:54,071 --> 00:11:55,472 Claire, I can feel it. 372 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,443 Your mother is in pain right now. 373 00:11:57,545 --> 00:12:00,047 Are... Are we absolutely sure it's the tree? 374 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,051 Because I do have an eggplant parmesan 375 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,221 under the broiler. 376 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,256 I don't mean to overreact, 377 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:05,926 but I think the situation may call for 378 00:12:06,028 --> 00:12:07,363 some throat singing. 379 00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:16,613 Alright. Mitch. Cam. 380 00:12:16,682 --> 00:12:18,250 - Okay, I'll go first. - Okay. 381 00:12:18,352 --> 00:12:19,486 - I'm tall. - Tall. 382 00:12:19,588 --> 00:12:21,790 I'm strong, and I have a Matt Damon nose. 383 00:12:22,364 --> 00:12:23,761 - Okay. - Okay. 384 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,063 Mitchell, quick... me or Matt Damon? 385 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,266 - Uh... - Don't think, just answer. 386 00:12:26,335 --> 00:12:27,869 - Uh... Okay, I'll give you that one. - Yeah. 387 00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:29,306 Um, alright, now me. Um... 388 00:12:31,112 --> 00:12:32,545 Well, what this baby needs is rhythm. 389 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,351 And I've never had a cavity. 390 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,087 I-I have good penmanship. 391 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,425 Well, I had an aunt that lived to 110, 392 00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:40,914 and she smoked a pipe every day. 393 00:12:41,017 --> 00:12:42,918 - I'm responsible. - I'm nurturing. 394 00:12:42,987 --> 00:12:44,689 Uh... Okay. I'm nurturing, too. 395 00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:46,860 When Lily was a baby, I sang her to sleep every night, 396 00:12:46,962 --> 00:12:48,028 with perfect pitch. 397 00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,240 Well, I used to look at her 398 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,369 through the window every morning 399 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,638 when I would drop her off at school, 400 00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:54,074 until the security guard took my picture. 401 00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:56,446 Okay, uh... you know what? 402 00:12:56,548 --> 00:12:57,648 You... You be the donor. 403 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,452 I don't think that I can have a kid in the world 404 00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:00,888 and not be a part of their life. 405 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,692 Oh, Mitchell, I don't think I can, either. 406 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,896 It would kill me to have a little button-nose beauty 407 00:13:04,998 --> 00:13:06,266 out there kicking up a storm 408 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,637 as the first female punter or the first male Rockette. 409 00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:11,543 We begged them. We're gonna look like such flakes. 410 00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:13,980 - They're gonna be heartbroken. - How do we tell them? 411 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,818 We're just gonna have to be completely honest. 412 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,288 We could tell them the microwave's been on the fritz 413 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,756 and we're both sterile. 414 00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:19,926 Great. That. Yeah. 415 00:13:22,983 --> 00:13:24,217 Okay. 416 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:26,087 - Hey. - Hi. It's us. 417 00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:27,290 Hey. What a surprise. 418 00:13:27,359 --> 00:13:29,361 Uh... Uh, honey? Mitch and Cam are here! 419 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,498 - Listen, we're sorry for dropping in like this. - Mm-hmm. 420 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:33,636 - Uh, but there's something we need to tell you. - Yeah. 421 00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:35,673 - What's up? - Hi. 422 00:13:35,742 --> 00:13:37,243 Okay, there... there's no easy way to say this. 423 00:13:37,278 --> 00:13:40,890 Um... we're just not comfortable donating sperm. 424 00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:42,319 And... And... You know, listen, 425 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,357 we were so flattered. 426 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,594 But I think we just got caught up in the moment. 427 00:13:46,696 --> 00:13:48,131 Oh, we get it. 428 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,367 Yeah. No problem. 429 00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:51,036 - Oh, really? - It's totally fine. 430 00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:52,206 Thank you so much for letting us know. 431 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,073 - Okay. - You guys are the best. 432 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:53,975 - Oh. Oh, yeah. - Mwah. 433 00:13:53,977 --> 00:13:54,844 - Okay. - Hey, have a good one. 434 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:56,347 - Sure. - Bye. Bye. 435 00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:59,156 Wow, I-I can't believe how well that went. 436 00:13:59,191 --> 00:14:00,701 Yeah, I know. I feel... I feel so much better. 437 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,566 That was... so easy. 438 00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,663 Yeah. Yeah, like, really easy. 439 00:14:04,915 --> 00:14:06,617 Wait, was it too easy? 440 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:12,027 I got this. 441 00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:16,336 - Hi. It's us again. - Yeah. 442 00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:19,910 Listen, um... what just happened? 443 00:14:20,363 --> 00:14:22,965 Because we just cratered your entire family planning, 444 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:25,671 and all we get is a "Have a good one"? 445 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,575 You don't seem too broken up about it. 446 00:14:27,644 --> 00:14:29,846 Uh... No, no, we're super-sad. 447 00:14:29,915 --> 00:14:30,981 We're just lesbians. 448 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:33,753 - Oh. Oh, of course. - Okay. That's on us. 449 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:34,939 - That is on... - Okay. 450 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,144 Who's that? 451 00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:38,223 - Campbell. - No, it's not. 452 00:14:38,281 --> 00:14:39,882 You're the one with the masculine laugh. 453 00:14:39,951 --> 00:14:41,452 Yeah, and I'm... I'm suddenly aware 454 00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:43,523 that we've been talking outside for a long time. 455 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,625 Do... Do you mind if we come in? 456 00:14:44,694 --> 00:14:46,429 Yeah, no, not at all, Mitch and Cam! 457 00:14:46,498 --> 00:14:47,798 Come on into the house! 458 00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:50,537 Hey... Hey, Campbell! 459 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,474 Hi! Who's... Who... Who's your hunk? 460 00:14:52,576 --> 00:14:53,810 Hi. I'm Nathan. 461 00:14:53,912 --> 00:14:55,247 Nathan. 462 00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:56,549 Hello, Nathan. What is... 463 00:14:56,651 --> 00:14:58,286 Champagne. What? Were you celebrating? 464 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,759 With a man in possession of some pretty remarkable genetics. 465 00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:05,600 Oh, I get it. That's why you let us off the hook so easy. 466 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,937 You were gonna replace us. 467 00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:09,641 Okay, we're sorry. 468 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:10,843 Yes, he's gonna donate. 469 00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:13,415 We did not plan this. We just met. 470 00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:14,618 - You just met? - Just met? 471 00:15:14,686 --> 00:15:16,288 - Where? How? - How? When? How? 472 00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:18,091 He was our L-Lyft driver. 473 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,327 Man, his car was really clean, 474 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,164 he made excellent conversation. 475 00:15:21,183 --> 00:15:22,316 And I mean, look at him. 476 00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:23,452 You guys get it, right? 477 00:15:23,554 --> 00:15:25,189 That should be making babies. 478 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,060 Look, at least we can tell our friends that we were asked. 479 00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:29,330 Yeah, and you know what? 480 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:30,833 Hey, second place isn't bad. 481 00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:32,101 - Yeah. - Yeah. 482 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,138 Ooh, do you mind? 483 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,574 Can we get a-a picture with you 484 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,544 just to show all of our friends what it took to beat us out? 485 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,114 - Sure. - Sorry. Thanks. 486 00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:40,152 - Okay. - Would it help if I took off my shirt? 487 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:41,938 - Oh, probably, yeah. - In so many ways. 488 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,308 - Yes, it would. - Here. 489 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,510 - There is it. Okay. - There... 490 00:15:44,579 --> 00:15:45,589 Wow. There... it is. 491 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:47,215 Okay. 492 00:15:47,384 --> 00:15:49,018 Why would you kiss Sherry? 493 00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:50,288 I didn't mean for it to happen. 494 00:15:50,357 --> 00:15:51,490 I'm not surprised. 495 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,060 I've seen you make out with a Mr. Potato Head. 496 00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,963 It was a Mrs. Potato Head. 497 00:15:55,032 --> 00:15:57,335 She had the bow and the girl lips. 498 00:15:57,404 --> 00:15:59,005 I couldn't talk to Sherry before the show, 499 00:15:59,074 --> 00:16:00,608 so I had to sit through it. 500 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,862 The first sketch was so bad, I tried to bail, 501 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,232 but they locked the doors. 502 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:06,904 Then she walked on the stage... 503 00:16:07,006 --> 00:16:08,374 or should I say, 504 00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:11,112 the first octopus President walked on stage. 505 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,419 Look. She's signing eight bills at once. 506 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,990 And I'll never run out of ink. 507 00:16:18,162 --> 00:16:19,930 Her performance was a Tour de France. 508 00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:23,403 She was like a hot, girl version of my dad. 509 00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:26,810 Afterwards, we kept talking, and... it just happened. 510 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:28,236 I'm really sorry, 511 00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:30,200 but I think I may have real feelings for her. 512 00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:33,406 Listen to me, you're never going to see Sherry ever again. 513 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:34,909 I have to tell Manny the truth. 514 00:16:35,011 --> 00:16:36,021 Don't you dare. 515 00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:37,815 Tell me what? 516 00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:42,824 Manny, I'm sorry, but... I kissed Sherry. 517 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,178 I feel terrible about it. 518 00:16:46,184 --> 00:16:47,317 Are you okay? 519 00:16:47,419 --> 00:16:49,221 I will be. 520 00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:50,657 After I kick your ass! 521 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:51,725 - Come on! - Oh, hell yeah! 522 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:52,794 Hold on, hold on! 523 00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,631 Manny, violence is never the answer. 524 00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:56,569 - Kid, you don't know what you're doing. - Uh, yes, I do. 525 00:16:56,637 --> 00:16:58,839 I got a "satisfactory" in Beginning Stage Combat. 526 00:16:58,891 --> 00:16:59,791 And action! 527 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,860 - Come here, Luke. Luke! - No, easy, easy. 528 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,029 - Hey! - Whoa! 529 00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:03,108 Whoa! Easy! 530 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,534 - Easy! - How could you? 531 00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:06,138 - Of all the women! Come on, Luke! - No! No! No! No! 532 00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:07,273 - Ah! - No! 533 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,437 Enough. 534 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,750 Now, listen, I'm sorry that you're hurting so badly, 535 00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:15,923 and I'm sorry that my plan to help you move on was a disaster. 536 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,293 But you're a good guy with a big heart, 537 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:18,695 and you're gonna find the right person, 538 00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:19,997 I promise you. 539 00:17:21,485 --> 00:17:23,705 And you... it was big of you 540 00:17:23,774 --> 00:17:25,842 to want to tell Manny the truth to his face. 541 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,813 - Thanks. - But you crossed a line. 542 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:30,084 You put yourself in front of your family, 543 00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:32,656 and you hurt a guy who loves you like a brother. 544 00:17:32,725 --> 00:17:34,493 You disappointed the hell out of me. 545 00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:38,134 I'm gonna ask you to leave. 546 00:17:39,138 --> 00:17:41,273 I'm sorry, Manny. 547 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,742 Sorry, papi. 548 00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:46,950 I think I need to be alone for a while. 549 00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:48,587 I understand. 550 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,391 Just remember, Manny, 551 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,029 I'm there for you whenever there's a rainy day. 552 00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:54,632 'Cause we don't work those, so... 553 00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,140 You keep your chin up, kid. 554 00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,244 It's gonna work out okay. 555 00:18:01,228 --> 00:18:02,315 I know. 556 00:18:02,317 --> 00:18:04,018 Thanks, Jay. 557 00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:06,489 I'm so sorry that I told you 558 00:18:06,491 --> 00:18:08,527 that you didn't care about other people. 559 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:09,762 I care about other people. 560 00:18:09,864 --> 00:18:11,233 I'm really very sensitive. 561 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:12,368 That's great. 562 00:18:12,437 --> 00:18:14,138 So, maybe tomorrow, you can take Joe 563 00:18:14,207 --> 00:18:16,409 to that little boy's princess party. 564 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:17,945 Little boy's princess party? 565 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,903 Eh... I think it's nice that he has the freedom 566 00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:23,607 to express himself that way. 567 00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:25,787 Pretty good, huh? 568 00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:27,781 They want the parents to go dress up, too. 569 00:18:27,883 --> 00:18:29,084 Okay, I'm out. 570 00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:32,357 45 minutes of sitar, and nothing. 571 00:18:32,393 --> 00:18:34,060 She can't be reasoned with. 572 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,390 That's so Dede. 573 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,150 She's clearly still upset with us. 574 00:18:37,252 --> 00:18:39,020 Well, she does hold a grudge. 575 00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:40,256 Phil. 576 00:18:40,325 --> 00:18:43,095 Claire, could you try and reason with your mother? 577 00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:45,567 What... Okay, Jerry, is it possible 578 00:18:45,635 --> 00:18:48,105 that you are projecting your guilt about moving on? 579 00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:51,112 Because that's not my mom over there. 580 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,414 I don't mean to seem indelicate, 581 00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:54,417 but you sound a little crazy right now. 582 00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,140 Please, talk to the tree. 583 00:18:57,242 --> 00:18:59,144 Okay, um... 584 00:19:01,984 --> 00:19:04,588 Hey, uh, Mom? 585 00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:08,027 So, uh... Jerry wants to go to Mexico for a year... 586 00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:10,432 - Four months! - Worth a shot. 587 00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:11,768 And he's lonely, 588 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:15,943 so he wants to take his new friend. 589 00:19:16,045 --> 00:19:17,413 What? 590 00:19:18,484 --> 00:19:19,584 Wh... You're... 591 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,188 Really? You're okay with it? 592 00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:23,908 She says "Have fun." 593 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:26,206 How did she sound? Did she seem passive-aggressive? 594 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,000 Yeah, maybe you should double-check, Claire. 595 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,472 Great. Thank you, Phil. 596 00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:34,280 Mom, after missing you a lot 597 00:19:34,348 --> 00:19:37,186 and talking about very little else, 598 00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:39,990 um, Jerry finally met someone. 599 00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:42,930 It's... It's actually Dylan's Mom, Farrah, 600 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:47,306 and he wants to take her to Mexico. 601 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,111 She's listening. Keep going. 602 00:19:50,214 --> 00:19:55,015 Um... Jerry is worried that this would upset you, 603 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,539 but I told him that you want him to be happy 604 00:19:57,574 --> 00:19:59,329 and to move on, right? 605 00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:01,450 Please move, please move. 606 00:20:03,189 --> 00:20:05,424 Dede, does the rustling mean "Yes"? 607 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:08,264 Thank you, Dede. 608 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,966 I will always love you. 609 00:20:11,372 --> 00:20:12,505 I need some water. 610 00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:14,910 - And let's go rescue that eggplant. - Yes. 611 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,834 That was crazy! 612 00:20:18,936 --> 00:20:21,071 - Did you see that? - Hold on. 613 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:23,443 Your... Your mom wants to say something. 614 00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:25,814 - What? - "Hey, Claire Bear. 615 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,487 "Maybe you should appreciate Phil's magic more, 616 00:20:28,556 --> 00:20:30,991 especially since he just solved your problem." 617 00:20:31,093 --> 00:20:33,095 I can't believe it. You're a genius. 618 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:34,629 Mm. Thank you. 619 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,749 You're welcome. They don't call me Filament Dunphy for nothing. 620 00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:40,655 That is cute, but you are still selling houses, right? 621 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:43,680 Oh, shoot, I have a showing in 20 minutes. 622 00:20:43,715 --> 00:20:44,743 Oh! 623 00:20:48,462 --> 00:20:50,130 Love you. 624 00:20:52,356 --> 00:20:55,002 Oh, I guess I should be watering you more, huh? 625 00:20:55,104 --> 00:20:56,205 I've been busy. 626 00:20:56,207 --> 00:20:57,240 You're not even here, 627 00:20:57,242 --> 00:20:58,509 and I feel like you're judging me. 628 00:20:58,611 --> 00:21:01,047 Fine. I haven't been busy. 629 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:02,451 I miss you. 630 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,256 It's probably why I didn't want to see Jerry. 631 00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:07,527 He reminds me so much of you. 632 00:21:07,629 --> 00:21:10,700 It's also why Farrah drives me nuts. 633 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,270 If I'm gonna have a kook in my house, 634 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,873 I'd want it to be you. 635 00:21:15,311 --> 00:21:16,568 Phil. 636 00:21:17,182 --> 00:21:18,641 Phil, stop it! 637 00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:23,682 Shut up, Mom. I like this haircut. 638 00:21:27,632 --> 00:21:29,866 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com