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This one's from me.
The ribboning isn't my best...

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I have carpal tunnel.

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My new company is putting
me up at The Prescott,

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a luxury residence with full amenities.

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I admit, this extravagant lifestyle

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can make me a little uncomfortable.

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Gentle, Marta!

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Another candle. Thanks, everyone.

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Alex, you should know

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that a crook works at the
hair salon downstairs...

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Adolfo of Venice.

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Isn't he the colorist to the stars?

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Thank you for asking even
though I know you know.

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I hate him.

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Adolfo of Venice is actually
Alan Carpman of Bakersfield.

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We started as hairdressers together,

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but he stole my hair dye formula.

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For a family of generally lovely people,

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we sure have a lot of rivals.

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You know what, it's been fun,
but it's time to go.

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You haven't even opened the
candle that Cam and I got you.

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And don't we get a tour of the building?

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This place has everything.

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Um, an archery range, a shark tank, a...

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a Westworld?

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Sorry, I've got a huge project due.

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We can always just explore on our own.

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Actually, you can't.

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There's a strict
"no unaccompanied guests" policy.

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I violate that, they kick me out.

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I'll have the valet fetch your cars.

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Oh, you can do that from here?

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Yeah, everything's automated.

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You just need a resident ID code.

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- Bye, Phil.
- Bye.

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All right, well, I parked on the street,

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so I'll just meet you at home.

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- Bye, Claire.
- I need to run to the mall.

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Would you pick up some steaks from
the farmers market for tonight?

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Oh, so you did remember it's date night.

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I was a little worried after your
response to my Paperless Post.

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Oh, come on.

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You know my maybes always
turn into will attends.

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Okay.

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Aww.

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When was the last time that you and I

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cooked a romantic dinner together?

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We did it last week.

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I'm not talking about sprinkling
hot dog slices on a DiGiorno's.

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You couldn't bring my car
before I got in trouble?

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Thank you.

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I've been secretly moonlighting
as an online food blogger,

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"Foodie in a Hoodie"...

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it rhymes on the page.

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I've quickly developed a huge following,

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and The Prescott is home to
the city's hottest restaurant,

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called Pardon.

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Hello.

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Ah, good day, sir.

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Forgive me. I'm new here.

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Still getting to know
each of the tenants.

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I'm your concierge, Higgins.

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You look so familiar. Have we met?

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'Fraid not, no.

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I do get that a lot, though.

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I have an everyman face and body.

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They're rising.

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Ah, yes, Finley.

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Patrols the building for non-residents

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using a motion sensor and face scanner.

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Useful, yes, but does he have
that uniquely human ability

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to anticipate a person's every need?

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Coconut water?

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I didn't even know I wanted this!

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Finley, away!

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Anything else I can help you with, sir?

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Uh... no.

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I'm just headed down to the restaurant.

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Pardon?

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Your... in-house eatery.

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Pardon?

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You know...
uh, waiters, cutlery, daily specials.

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I think it's called Pardon.

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Of course. My mistake. It's all right.

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Right this way.

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Avoiding the security
robot would be tricky,

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but Finley had a weakness...

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he can only detect
people if they're moving.

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And it was worth the risk...

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Pardon claimed to have the
world's best beef slider,

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and my... my followers
are dying for a review.

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Well, all but one.

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I have a troll.

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Screen name "Close to Utlaw,"
wherever that is.

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We recently got into a...
a heated comment war.

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Insults were hurled, mothers disparaged.

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Who knew the Internet
could be so negative?

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Table for one. I live here.

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Something just opened up.

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Great, lead the way. I live here.

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Hi. Uh, I'm new here.

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Could you lead me to the screening room?

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I should think so.

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At the butler academy,
I led my class in leading.

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This way.

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Recently,
I got a special edition Blu-ray

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of the best movie ever made,
"Lawrence of Arabia."

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Word is, The Prescott has

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a state-of-the-art screening
room with surround sound.

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Know what it doesn't have?

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Manny.

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Hello! I would've gone
with a tracking shot there.

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I sure hope he finds a plot
out there in that desert.

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Behold, our famous candy wall.

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Hey, Sugar Babies.

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- Yes, honey buns?
- No, Sugar Babies.

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The greatest movie candy of all time.

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A thousand apologies.

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I will track some down
for you straight away.

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- You wouldn't mind?
- Mind? Please.

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There is no greater joy

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than fetching something
I've never heard of

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for someone I've only just met.

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May I help you with something?

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Oh. Uh, no, I'm just...
I'm waiting for someone.

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And his name is David Beckham.

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Resident at The Prescott.

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Okay, Mitchell hates it when I do this,

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but every time I meet a celebrity,

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I ask them to record
my outgoing message.

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My current one is from when
I saw Snoop Dogg at a bank.

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Sorry I missed you. As you can see...

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I'm busy!

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And sometimes things can...

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Get away from me!

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Please leave a message,
including your phone number,

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- just for...
- Security!

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Hey, sweetie, what's up?
I'm... I'm kind of busy.

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Cam, I'm hurt. It's my leg.

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- What?
- I slipped in the food court,

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and I'm all sticky and
tweens are laughing at me.

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You have to come pick me up.

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Well, that sounds awful, but..

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Isn't... Isn't Claire closer?

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Well, you're at the farmers
market right down the street.

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Okay, fine. I'm on my way.

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Aww, you're the best.

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I was not gonna let Cam ruin my chance

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to thank my wallpaper,
Victoria Beckham, one-on-one.

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Okay, so, it was 1997.

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I was in Detroit

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for a Spice Girls concert
with my girlfriend.

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I was going to propose to her,

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had the ring in my
pocket and everything,

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when from the stage,
Posh looked right at me and said,

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"Be true to yourself, Mitchell!"

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Okay, you know,
she might've said "Michigan,"

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but she was looking right at me!

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She inspired me to come out that night.

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I had that diamond reset
as an anklet charm,

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and I was off to the races.

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What kind of gym bag is that, anyway?

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It's a satchel, you ignorant sneeze.

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You have been so unpleasant lately.

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On a definitely related note,

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Manny hasn't gotten
any action in months.

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Well, other than whatever
gave him carpal tunnel.

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Luckily, The Prescott has an
'80s aerobi-cise class,

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which will be full of
single older ladies.

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Women hit a sweet spot right after 40

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where they still look great

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but their standards have lowered.

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You're in pretty good
shape for someone who's...

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42? 43?

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I'm 38.

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Bye.

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Higgins.

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Oh, Mr. Beckham. Apologies.

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Blind as a bat without these bad boys.

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So, myself and Courteney are
expecting a bowling instructor.

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Would you have him meet us downstairs
at the bowling alley, please?

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You and Ms. Cox getting an edge

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for this weekend's
celebrity bowl-a-thon?

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Oh, we'll need it.

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You should've seen the
way he bowled last year.

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I mean,
it is to raise money for charity.

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Yeah, a dollar for each of the
18 pins that you knocked down.

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Thanks to you, Doctors Without Borders

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are now Doctors Without Malaria Pills.

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A bit harsh.

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Did you see the two friends in the back?

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The blond one liked me,
and the brunette kept staring at you.

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Can you blame her?

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No one moves to
"Caribbean Queen" like me.

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Ah, just who I was told
to be on the lookout for.

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A certain couple have asked that
you meet them in the bowling alley.

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Was it a blonde and a brunette?

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Indeed, and they seemed
eager to get rolling.

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Bowling alley?

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These girls are freaky.

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Hair salon?

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- Just off the courtyard to your right.
- Thank you.

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I've always wanted to dye my hair dark.

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But there's only one colorist
I would trust to do it...

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Adolfo of Venice.

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Gloria's sworn enemy.

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I just have to sneak back in
and do it without her knowing.

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Oh!

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, Alex. Hey, honey.

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So, how's the project going?

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I'm never gonna make this deadline.

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Oh, yeah, no, that...
that... that's tough...

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I'm sorry... sorry to hear that.

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Work is so stressful.

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- I'm glad you called, I'm actually...
- Yeah, got to go, love you! Bye!

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The pool? Just hop on the elevator

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and press the big button marked "pool."

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I am known as the fearless
one of the family.

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So, when Claire gave us all free passes

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for the Fun Town Water Park next week,

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I couldn't admit that
I am afraid of slides.

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They go so fast,
I feel like I'm going to fly off.

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I just need to try it once
and I am going to be fine.

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I cannot do it!

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Hey, no backsies!

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Okay, here I go!

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You should have let me do backsies!

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Resident ID access... hair salon.

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What? Who's using my code?

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You a-look like
that a-actress...

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Audrey Hepburn.

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This is Phil Dunphy. Leave a message.

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Phil, I have a little
surprise for you later.

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Let's just say I know how
much you love brunettes.

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- Here's a menu for you.
- Thank you.

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And for my followers...

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an Instagram tease.

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Your Sugar Babies, sir.

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I hope it wasn't too much trouble.

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On the contrary.

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There was a Mexican birthday celebration

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taking place in the
park across the street.

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I waited for the crack of the piñata,

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mixed in seamlessly with the children,

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and pounced.

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He's here?

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Some moron food blogger took a shot

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at one of my favorite spots.

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So I go after him using my screen name,
"Closet Outlaw."

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It escalates, and he turns his
army of followers against me.

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As I wrote in my last comment...

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"Let's see how well my
fist pairs with your face."

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The bowling alley?

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Alex is here?

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If she sees us, she'll throw us out.

257
00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,727
Excuse me.

258
00:10:24,598 --> 00:10:26,266
If that blonde and brunette come by,

259
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,935
could you tell them
there's a new meet-up spot?

260
00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:29,505
The hot tubs on the rooftop.

261
00:10:29,574 --> 00:10:31,877
Of course, warm things up a bit
before your workout.

262
00:10:31,912 --> 00:10:33,046
If there's nothing else,
I need to make sure

263
00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:35,384
these balls are marked
with their correct weights.

264
00:10:41,998 --> 00:10:44,068
Hi. Size 10 for him

265
00:10:44,136 --> 00:10:46,472
and anything with a steel toe for me.

266
00:10:46,574 --> 00:10:47,708
Someone drops his ball a lot.

267
00:10:47,776 --> 00:10:48,910
There has been a change of plan.

268
00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:50,380
Your bowling instructor would
now like you to meet him

269
00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,484
in the hot tubs for a warmup first.

270
00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:53,786
- Meet you up there?
- Yep.

271
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,392
If you're calling the
charity for a new partner,

272
00:10:56,461 --> 00:10:57,467
it's not gonna work.

273
00:10:57,496 --> 00:10:58,997
They already made the posters.

274
00:10:59,857 --> 00:11:01,102
- Ready to order?
- Very.

275
00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,973
I came to this restaurant for
one thing and one thing only.

276
00:11:10,722 --> 00:11:12,223
And that thing is...?

277
00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,792
Sorry. Uh, one of your world fa...

278
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,102
One of our world's fattest
hot dogs coming up.

279
00:11:18,204 --> 00:11:20,139
No! The... The slider.

280
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,274
And how would you like it?

281
00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:22,364
Me...

282
00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:25,883
- Yes, you, sir.
- ... dium rare.

283
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:28,154
And can you have it delivered
to the pool, please?

284
00:11:28,157 --> 00:11:29,224
Of course.

285
00:11:31,329 --> 00:11:33,041
Okay, that slider goes to the pool,

286
00:11:33,066 --> 00:11:35,302
and it looks like we need one
for Mr. Beckham to the roof.

287
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,072
You seen a guy in a black hoodie?

288
00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:38,185
- Just left.
- Thanks.

289
00:11:38,243 --> 00:11:39,377
Oh, I'll be back.

290
00:11:39,445 --> 00:11:41,981
I'm dying to try one of your
world's fattest hot dogs.

291
00:11:49,632 --> 00:11:51,301
Hey, you here at the mall?

292
00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:53,771
No, not yet.
Why are you breathing so hard?

293
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,976
Oh, um, a bunch of kids
were vaping next to me,

294
00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:58,481
and I had to army-crawl
into a-a candle store.

295
00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:00,185
Yeah. Is there anything
you want while I'm here?

296
00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:02,789
Can I tell you what I want,
what I really, really want?

297
00:12:02,891 --> 00:12:04,727
You're watching me right now,
aren't you?

298
00:12:04,829 --> 00:12:07,165
Oh... Cam, okay, look.

299
00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:08,901
I was hoping I'd run into Posh

300
00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:11,273
here at the gym
for a private moment, okay?

301
00:12:11,342 --> 00:12:12,909
Look, we're both after the Beckhams.

302
00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:14,680
Let's come up with a plan together...

303
00:12:14,748 --> 00:12:15,782
Meet me at the swim-up bar.

304
00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,285
There's a swim-up bar?

305
00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:18,888
I know, we should be living here

306
00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:20,625
and Alex should be living
in our stupid house.

307
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,257
Hey!

308
00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:35,371
Higgins, I need you!

309
00:12:35,473 --> 00:12:36,539
Where are you?

310
00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:40,748
A spot of bother, I see?

311
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:41,950
I can't do it!

312
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,088
Oh, of course you can.
I'll just crawl in front of you

313
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,824
so you can grab me around the waist.

314
00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:48,196
I apologize in advance for any giggling.

315
00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:50,032
I'm cursed with the tickle gene.

316
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,602
What's going on?

317
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,473
Someone's stuck on the slide.

318
00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,009
She tried to climb back down, but...

319
00:12:55,112 --> 00:12:56,979
- No backsies, I get it.
- Yeah.

320
00:12:57,082 --> 00:12:58,416
Oh, oh, oh! That's for me.

321
00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:00,187
Thank you.

322
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,374
- But it goes too fast!
- Oh, no, don't worry.

323
00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:04,678
I shall vary the flex of my
buttocks to control our speed.

324
00:13:04,747 --> 00:13:05,865
We should be...

325
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,146
No!

326
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,523
My deepest apologies!

327
00:13:13,097 --> 00:13:15,567
Oh, no!

328
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:17,636
Okay.

329
00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:25,552
Noooo!

330
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:27,723
That one's sorted.

331
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,004
I need some sparkling water
sent up to the hot tub cabanas.

332
00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:37,710
Can't say for whom,
but let's include a glass of champagne

333
00:13:37,779 --> 00:13:40,549
in case his posh wife joins him.

334
00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:47,663
Easy.

335
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,173
Easy.

336
00:13:49,836 --> 00:13:52,206
Come on!

337
00:13:52,275 --> 00:13:53,508
Higgins! Hey, hey.

338
00:13:53,577 --> 00:13:54,977
Um, listen...

339
00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:58,201
I need your help getting
my hands on the slider.

340
00:13:58,303 --> 00:13:59,637
The slider?

341
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:00,906
Oh, of course.

342
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,075
Quite a looker, that one.

343
00:14:02,077 --> 00:14:03,344
Well, that's the problem... so far,

344
00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:05,081
I've only been able
to look and not taste.

345
00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:08,621
Say no more. I shall find a way
to deliver the slider to you.

346
00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:12,429
Great! Um, is there somewhere private
where I could enjoy the slider alone?

347
00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,666
Might I suggest one of
our rooftop hot tubs

348
00:14:14,735 --> 00:14:15,802
overlooking the city?

349
00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:17,004
Perfect, I'll wait there.

350
00:14:17,074 --> 00:14:19,276
And I'll... I'll need a bib...
I can make a mess.

351
00:14:27,861 --> 00:14:30,198
Still crisp.

352
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,400
He's close.

353
00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:38,413
How'd I get back here?

354
00:14:45,329 --> 00:14:46,529
Ah, Posh.

355
00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:47,898
Thank you.

356
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,235
Your husband has asked that you meet him

357
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:51,739
up in one of the rooftop
hot tubs for some champagne.

358
00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:53,343
Phil.

359
00:14:57,119 --> 00:14:58,286
Hi.

360
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,667
Higgins! The slides aren't the enemy.

361
00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:07,003
Fear is.

362
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,442
It's always a thrill to see
one of my residents grow.

363
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,779
By the way, a certain mystery man

364
00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:13,014
has spotted you around the building

365
00:15:13,118 --> 00:15:15,086
and has requested your
presence on the roof.

366
00:15:16,324 --> 00:15:18,893
Jay's finally doing something romantic!

367
00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:21,732
Just when I thought he
was a clueless grouch.

368
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:28,446
How many lobbies does this place have?

369
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,707
Excuse me.
Where can I find a bathing suit?

370
00:15:33,776 --> 00:15:35,578
Oh, there are complimentary
suits in all of the cabanas.

371
00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:38,417
- Ooh.
- Worry not, I boil them myself nightly.

372
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:39,586
Ah.

373
00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:40,922
Let's see a robot do that.

374
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:44,395
Hi, Higgins.
We have a bit of an unusual request.

375
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:46,099
Now, we know you need
to be discreet, but...

376
00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:48,070
we are hoping to have a rendezvous

377
00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:50,441
- with a certain distinguished Brit.
- Hmm?

378
00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:51,543
Consider it arranged.

379
00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:53,781
- Okay.
- Okay.

380
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,761
Still no sign of the ladies.

381
00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:02,564
Maybe they're in a different cabana.

382
00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:06,212
Mine's here.

383
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,307
Let's wait for the blonde.

384
00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:09,078
I only know how to do
this with even numbers.

385
00:16:09,597 --> 00:16:11,432
Hello, Mr. Robot!

386
00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:14,404
Can you tell me where to go
for my romantic surprise?

387
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:15,573
Gloria?

388
00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:24,358
Now mine's here, but yours is gone.

389
00:16:29,269 --> 00:16:30,303
Now they're both gone!

390
00:16:30,405 --> 00:16:31,438
They'll be back.

391
00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:33,042
Maybe one of them had a nanny emergency.

392
00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:34,544
Let's wait for them in there.

393
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,350
- Slider?
- Arriving shortly. Cabana 3.

394
00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:38,786
Thank you.

395
00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:41,558
Here we are, then.

396
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,501
Higgins, what are you doing?

397
00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:48,004
Oh, role play.

398
00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:50,809
I know I am but a lowly stable boy,

399
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:53,281
unwanted in the master's quarters,
but...

400
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:56,254
perhaps you'd like to teach me a lesson?

401
00:16:56,322 --> 00:16:57,623
Just stay away from the face.

402
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,894
Uh, obviously there's been
some sort of misunderstanding.

403
00:16:59,996 --> 00:17:01,797
Yeah, do we look like the kind of people

404
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,801
that would be into some
sort of weird role play

405
00:17:03,904 --> 00:17:05,605
involving a stable boy?

406
00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:06,974
I'm assuming he's been naughty

407
00:17:07,044 --> 00:17:09,313
and would do anything to keep his job.

408
00:17:09,382 --> 00:17:10,582
Cam... Cam?

409
00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:12,886
In my defense,
I do get this request quite often.

410
00:17:12,955 --> 00:17:14,290
Particularly around the holidays.

411
00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:15,892
Actually, um...

412
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:19,032
we were hoping to meet a
certain celebrity couple.

413
00:17:19,135 --> 00:17:20,735
- Yeah.
- Say no more.

414
00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:22,305
I make no promises, but let me just

415
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,943
wriggle back into my shorts
and make some inquiries.

416
00:17:31,942 --> 00:17:33,510
Ah, wonderful timing!

417
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:36,249
Please step into Cabana 3...
your mystery man awaits.

418
00:17:40,316 --> 00:17:41,326
Hi.

419
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:44,199
I know that you and I
aren't supposed to be here,

420
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:49,075
but after today,
I am tired of living a life of fear.

421
00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:52,748
Was Gloria Claire's brunette surprise?

422
00:17:52,817 --> 00:17:57,691
It all started when Claire gave
me a free pass to Fun Town.

423
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:01,132
I thought, just try it today.

424
00:18:01,826 --> 00:18:05,974
Take a ride, see how it feels.

425
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:09,414
Oh. I never noticed
how sexy your feet are.

426
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:12,354
Thank you,
but this isn't happening, Gloria!

427
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,264
Oh, there you are. Sorry
we missed you at the bowling alley.

428
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:19,901
She looked different with a headband on.

429
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,938
Warming up in a hot tub first...

430
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:24,978
Unconventional, but, hey,
anything to loosen up Becks.

431
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,248
Did we meet a Becky?

432
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,585
Maybe. There were so many of them.

433
00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:30,923
So, how old is this Becks?

434
00:18:30,992 --> 00:18:32,093
44.

435
00:18:32,095 --> 00:18:33,161
It's on.

436
00:18:33,616 --> 00:18:35,299
Oh, there you are.

437
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,309
Wait... you're Becks?

438
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,980
Yep, and I'm eager to learn.

439
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:46,855
A warning... my form is clumsy,
but I'm great on my feet.

440
00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,034
Okay, who gets the dude?

441
00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:55,372
This never happened.

442
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,282
Fine, I'll take him.

443
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:02,453
But we're just gonna hang
out and see where it goes.

444
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,994
Mmm!

445
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:14,243
Pardon the interruption.

446
00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:15,879
It looks like you're
finished with the slider?

447
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,217
I am, and can I be honest?
I prefer bigger buns.

448
00:19:18,286 --> 00:19:20,655
It's wonderful to just talk
like men sometimes, isn't it?

449
00:19:20,757 --> 00:19:21,824
It is.

450
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,135
Jay, what are you doing here?

451
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,473
I've spent the whole day
looking for that miserable...

452
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,714
You're the Foodie in a Who-dy?

453
00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:35,484
W-Why would you say that?

454
00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:38,557
Ketchup!

455
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,227
I'm trying, but I'm lost!

456
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:41,663
You insulted my mother!

457
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:44,268
Oh, my God. You're Close to Utlaw?

458
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,737
It's Closet Outlaw!

459
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,241
Jay, I don't blame you for being mad.

460
00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:50,080
I-I turned my legions of
fans against you, and, uh...

461
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:51,749
It's Foodie in a Hoodie, by...
by the way.

462
00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,920
But you got a bigger problem at
home that I just heard about,

463
00:19:53,989 --> 00:19:55,324
and I think I can help you with it.

464
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,194
- Claire?
- Oh! Gloria.

465
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,763
I can't believe you recognized me.

466
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,567
I'm so sorry about my hair.

467
00:20:00,636 --> 00:20:04,141
I'm so glad that we can
finally talk about it.

468
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,281
Grow it out, let yourself be a girl.

469
00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,318
Okay, final set of instructions

470
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,422
on a day that will no doubt
be a memorable chapter

471
00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:13,727
in my forthcoming memoir, "You Rang?"

472
00:20:13,829 --> 00:20:15,964
You, Cabana 2. You, Cabana 3.

473
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,568
Oh.

474
00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,411
You are romantic.

475
00:20:23,582 --> 00:20:25,817
Honey, if you don't like my hair,
I can change it.

476
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,187
What? I love it.

477
00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:28,690
Maybe next week I can arrange

478
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,827
a little rendezvous with a redhead.

479
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,335
O-Okay.

480
00:20:34,437 --> 00:20:36,038
I'm glad we cleared that up.

481
00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:38,176
I can't wait for my
bowling lesson with you.

482
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,812
Oh, my God.

483
00:20:39,914 --> 00:20:41,382
Foot-y in a Hoodie was here today.

484
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:43,820
Ah, you're great.

485
00:20:43,922 --> 00:20:45,090
When does Posh get here?

486
00:20:45,192 --> 00:20:46,826
And I apologize for being late.

487
00:20:46,928 --> 00:20:48,163
You know, I-I left a message.

488
00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:49,532
I'm sorry I missed your call.

489
00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:50,801
Can you say that one more time?

490
00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:52,171
Um...

491
00:20:53,425 --> 00:20:56,775
So, I got a few incidental
charges from yesterday.

492
00:20:57,235 --> 00:20:59,673
$200 for Sugar Baby procurements.

493
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:03,204
- Sorry.
- Eight sliders and one coconut water?

494
00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:04,406
He charged me for that?

495
00:21:04,508 --> 00:21:06,810
$300 for a slide rescue.

496
00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:09,983
$40 fine for the non-wiping
of stationary bike.

497
00:21:10,086 --> 00:21:11,416
I barely sweat.

498
00:21:11,451 --> 00:21:12,455
You're sweating right now.

499
00:21:12,457 --> 00:21:15,995
A $150 fine for the
non-return of leg warmers.

500
00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:19,136
And eight $100 Westworld entry fees?

501
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,377
Oh, my God. We left Cam there!

502
00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:24,947
Oh, no!

503
00:21:28,499 --> 00:21:30,509
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