1 00:00:04,318 --> 00:00:06,387 Oh, I'm finally here. 2 00:00:06,457 --> 00:00:07,524 Oh, this has been my dream 3 00:00:07,559 --> 00:00:09,093 ever since I saw "An American in Paris." 4 00:00:09,162 --> 00:00:10,328 For me, it was "Amélie." 5 00:00:10,432 --> 00:00:11,865 I made my mom give me that haircut. 6 00:00:11,967 --> 00:00:14,203 Happy Valentine's Day, mon cheri. 7 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:15,740 Ah, gay Paree. 8 00:00:15,809 --> 00:00:17,444 See, I told you it would be Claire. 9 00:00:17,512 --> 00:00:19,346 - I had my money on Jay. - Sorry, ladies, 10 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:20,883 I'm in too good a mood. 11 00:00:20,952 --> 00:00:22,152 It's no big deal. 12 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:24,056 I'm getting a lifetime achievement award 13 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:27,463 at this year's Expo Internationale du Closet. 14 00:00:27,565 --> 00:00:29,667 Why don't they translate the last word? 15 00:00:29,769 --> 00:00:31,871 I'm sure they have a word for closet. 16 00:00:31,974 --> 00:00:33,107 They're French. 17 00:00:33,209 --> 00:00:35,078 Maybe they went on strike before they got to the end. 18 00:00:35,631 --> 00:00:40,171 Monsieur Pritchett, welcome to the Crowne Plaza. 19 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,608 I am Bernard Busse, 20 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:44,346 president of the International Closet Guild. 21 00:00:44,415 --> 00:00:46,083 Mwah! 22 00:00:46,185 --> 00:00:48,655 - Mwah! - Oh, God. He made the sound. 23 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,594 And this woman needs no introduction. 24 00:00:52,225 --> 00:00:53,899 You are just as beautiful 25 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:55,969 as Jay described in his e-mail. 26 00:00:56,071 --> 00:00:58,475 It's a pleasure to meet you, Stella. 27 00:00:58,577 --> 00:01:00,479 Oh, no, no. This is my wife, Gloria. 28 00:01:00,581 --> 00:01:02,983 I-I put you in the e-mail, but then it was too long. 29 00:01:03,085 --> 00:01:05,556 Well, I hope to see you both 30 00:01:05,658 --> 00:01:07,893 at the cocktail reception in an hour. 31 00:01:08,608 --> 00:01:09,697 A bientôt. 32 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:11,266 Adiós. 33 00:01:11,268 --> 00:01:13,237 'Cause that's what we need. A third language. 34 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:15,041 We have an hour. We should go sightseeing. 35 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,678 - Maybe check out Notre Dame. - No, thank you. 36 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:19,316 I saw it back in the day, before it was a shell of itself. 37 00:01:19,419 --> 00:01:21,119 Seeing it again would only depress me. 38 00:01:21,222 --> 00:01:22,623 Yeah, I know what you mean. 39 00:01:22,725 --> 00:01:24,226 That's why I can't shop at Sears. 40 00:01:24,328 --> 00:01:26,363 Manny, why don't you go and check us in 41 00:01:26,466 --> 00:01:28,033 since you disgraced this family 42 00:01:28,135 --> 00:01:30,606 by learning French instead of Spanish. 43 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:32,676 And get that room that they promised me. 44 00:01:32,778 --> 00:01:34,947 Apparently some earl once slept there. 45 00:01:35,049 --> 00:01:36,383 We're so proud of you, Dad. 46 00:01:36,486 --> 00:01:39,122 Thanks. I only wish my old man could be here to see this. 47 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,258 You know, it's funny. 48 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,228 He stormed the beaches of Normandy, 49 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:43,798 and I'm getting a closet award. 50 00:01:43,901 --> 00:01:45,234 We keep topping each other. 51 00:01:45,303 --> 00:01:47,539 Who knows what Joe will do? 52 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,175 Hey, w-what are you doing now? 53 00:01:49,278 --> 00:01:50,946 Well, you know, it's Valentine's Day, 54 00:01:51,015 --> 00:01:52,248 so I think I'm gonna enjoy 55 00:01:52,317 --> 00:01:54,854 the most romantic city in the world with my husband. 56 00:01:54,956 --> 00:01:57,659 - Mm. - Oh. Sorry. 57 00:01:57,728 --> 00:02:00,331 Phil can't come to Paris because he has to work. 58 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,538 It stinks, but I am still gonna have so much fun 59 00:02:03,607 --> 00:02:04,873 visiting all my favorite places 60 00:02:04,942 --> 00:02:06,977 from the semester I spent there in college. 61 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:08,029 Real-estate emergency. 62 00:02:08,098 --> 00:02:10,000 Um, broker/client confidentiality 63 00:02:10,102 --> 00:02:11,537 fobids me from discussing it. 64 00:02:12,146 --> 00:02:14,443 The stuff I've seen... you do not want to know. 65 00:02:14,545 --> 00:02:15,712 Correct. 66 00:02:15,747 --> 00:02:18,316 Look, if you want, and you don't feel too awkward 67 00:02:18,419 --> 00:02:20,454 about being a third wheel, maybe... 68 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:22,307 Ugh! Pity invite from Mitchell? 69 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,646 How the tables have turned. 70 00:02:24,715 --> 00:02:25,721 No, merci. 71 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,552 I'm gonna go find my favorite café, 72 00:02:27,621 --> 00:02:30,457 have a glass of wine, and try not to be sad that I'm all alone. 73 00:02:30,459 --> 00:02:31,433 Okay, great. Have fun. 74 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:33,062 Bye. 75 00:02:33,164 --> 00:02:35,768 Ooh-la-la. 76 00:02:48,592 --> 00:02:50,554 You know, I heard the bread here 77 00:02:50,634 --> 00:02:52,296 is healthier than the kind we have back home. 78 00:02:52,336 --> 00:02:53,937 Well, how is that possible? Bread is bread. 79 00:02:54,039 --> 00:02:55,874 You would think, but it's actually the way 80 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,076 that the grain is, um... 81 00:02:57,145 --> 00:02:59,816 No, no, it's... It's the way that the... the ovens... 82 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:02,220 Okay, look, I'm gonna have a lot of bread while we're here. 83 00:03:02,322 --> 00:03:03,578 I need it to be okay. 84 00:03:03,692 --> 00:03:05,259 I am so sorry. 85 00:03:05,361 --> 00:03:06,429 I think I'm jet-lagged. 86 00:03:06,531 --> 00:03:07,798 You know what? I might take a nap 87 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,336 while you go out and... explore. 88 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:11,472 Ooh! Oh. 89 00:03:11,475 --> 00:03:14,010 What was that? W-Why did your bag honk? 90 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:15,981 I think that was a phone. You know, that's how they ring here. 91 00:03:17,085 --> 00:03:19,154 Will somebody answer that? Hmm? Hmm? 92 00:03:19,254 --> 00:03:20,256 Don't be mad. 93 00:03:20,258 --> 00:03:21,659 Fizbo? 94 00:03:21,761 --> 00:03:23,797 My sweaters were too bulky to pack, 95 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,166 but Fizbo made the cut? 96 00:03:25,268 --> 00:03:27,203 Oh, come on. You know it's always been my dream to... 97 00:03:27,305 --> 00:03:29,876 to bring the magic of Fizbo to the streets of Paris. 98 00:03:29,978 --> 00:03:31,044 You're not jet-lagged. 99 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:33,717 You were gonna sneak out and go clown around. 100 00:03:33,819 --> 00:03:35,721 You know that's not how we say it. It's "clown about." 101 00:03:35,823 --> 00:03:36,923 I-I can't believe you lied to me. 102 00:03:37,025 --> 00:03:38,460 Well, I can't believe I had to. 103 00:03:38,562 --> 00:03:40,998 You know, most clowns have spouses that are supportive. 104 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,737 I'm not convinced most clowns have spouses. 105 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,978 Claire was about to meet 106 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,118 Clive Bixby's French cousin, Claude. 107 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:52,588 The plan was simple enough. 108 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,525 All I did was create a fake work emergency 109 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:57,130 and wait for Claire at her favorite café. 110 00:03:57,232 --> 00:04:00,671 Welcome to France. What is the purpose of your visit? 111 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:01,839 L'amour. 112 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,275 Just answer the question, sir! 113 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,679 Oh, I'm s-so sorry. 114 00:04:04,781 --> 00:04:06,148 Um, business... 115 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,118 of l'amour. 116 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:19,107 It helps to add a little sugar... 117 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,309 Claude. 118 00:04:20,412 --> 00:04:21,980 Oh. Thank you, but th... 119 00:04:22,082 --> 00:04:23,650 this is, uh, not my real name. 120 00:04:23,752 --> 00:04:25,954 It's my romantic alter ego. 121 00:04:26,056 --> 00:04:27,691 I'm surprising my wife. 122 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:28,960 Not bad. 123 00:04:29,062 --> 00:04:30,162 For an American. 124 00:04:30,264 --> 00:04:31,599 Oh, really? You can do better? 125 00:04:33,137 --> 00:04:37,043 Many years ago, I met a woman in this very café. 126 00:04:37,145 --> 00:04:40,282 We had a brief but passionate affair, 127 00:04:40,385 --> 00:04:42,454 spending our days exploring Paris 128 00:04:42,556 --> 00:04:44,224 and our nights... 129 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:46,061 exploring each other. 130 00:04:46,163 --> 00:04:47,398 Mm. 131 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,900 Well, I-I once took a woman 132 00:04:49,002 --> 00:04:51,873 to both Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm. 133 00:04:51,975 --> 00:04:53,777 In the same day. 134 00:04:55,048 --> 00:04:57,418 On the day we parted... 135 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,893 we promised to meet here on this Valentine's Day 136 00:05:01,995 --> 00:05:03,730 to rekindle our love. 137 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:04,957 Who knows? 138 00:05:05,368 --> 00:05:07,705 The chances of her even remembering... 139 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:09,040 Oh, mon dieu. 140 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,280 - Claire! - Claire! 141 00:05:14,454 --> 00:05:15,587 Mmm. 142 00:05:15,955 --> 00:05:16,963 Bonjour. 143 00:05:16,989 --> 00:05:17,991 Hello. 144 00:05:18,795 --> 00:05:19,895 - Oh! - Oh. 145 00:05:19,964 --> 00:05:21,372 I'm... I'm so sorry. 146 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,713 "Sorry"? H-How did you know I speak English? 147 00:05:23,938 --> 00:05:25,473 Have a nice visit. 148 00:05:28,681 --> 00:05:29,714 Excusez-moi. 149 00:05:29,783 --> 00:05:32,520 Um... ou se trouve, um... 150 00:05:32,589 --> 00:05:33,956 What are you looking for? 151 00:05:34,058 --> 00:05:35,426 Mona Lisa? McDonald's? 152 00:05:35,495 --> 00:05:36,561 Both are that way. 153 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:39,834 Heads up, the portions here are normal-size. 154 00:05:39,903 --> 00:05:42,339 H-How did you know I'm American? Is my accent that bad? 155 00:05:45,213 --> 00:05:46,313 We're dressed the same. 156 00:05:46,382 --> 00:05:48,251 There's no reason to attack me. 157 00:05:55,918 --> 00:05:57,920 Hey. Where's Jay? 158 00:05:58,022 --> 00:05:59,390 I think he's nervous. 159 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:01,961 He has changed his outfit three times. 160 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:05,134 If this is what it's like to be married to me, it's no picnic. 161 00:06:05,202 --> 00:06:08,340 We have a problem. I have to show you something. Come here. 162 00:06:09,095 --> 00:06:10,779 Burl Saunders! 163 00:06:10,847 --> 00:06:12,716 Close. Earl Chambers. 164 00:06:12,818 --> 00:06:14,486 Jay isn't getting the award. 165 00:06:14,555 --> 00:06:16,724 He's accepting it on behalf of his ex-partner, Earl. 166 00:06:16,826 --> 00:06:17,859 What? 167 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:18,995 How? 168 00:06:19,264 --> 00:06:20,398 When the Expo called, 169 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,903 Manny talked to them because he speaks French. 170 00:06:22,971 --> 00:06:25,173 At least, he thought he did. 171 00:06:25,242 --> 00:06:27,445 In my defense, the French word for "hotel room" 172 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:28,915 sounds a lot like "chamber." 173 00:06:28,983 --> 00:06:30,183 Oh, oui, oui. 174 00:06:30,252 --> 00:06:32,722 They said you're putting you up in the royal suite. 175 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:34,702 It used to be some earl's chamber. 176 00:06:34,737 --> 00:06:37,832 That's closet people for you... class all the way! 177 00:06:37,851 --> 00:06:39,819 Ah. He's here. What do we do? 178 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:41,723 Nothing. Tell him the truth. 179 00:06:41,825 --> 00:06:44,061 Jay's a grown man. He can handle it. 180 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,531 Okay, but if he goes for my throat, 181 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:47,334 be ready to dial neuf, un, un. 182 00:06:47,404 --> 00:06:50,273 That language. It's like a bunch of horses talking. 183 00:06:52,697 --> 00:06:55,400 Look at this place. Everybody's here. 184 00:06:55,469 --> 00:06:58,205 Heinrich Muler of Berlin Closet-stadt, 185 00:06:58,274 --> 00:07:01,713 Susan Sadaki from Tokyo Closets and Canned Whale Meat. 186 00:07:01,781 --> 00:07:03,082 It's a regular who's who. 187 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:05,186 Yeah, even when you say all their names. 188 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:06,355 You know, I gotta tell you, 189 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,359 this award couldn't have come at a better time. 190 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:11,164 With my closet company gone, sometimes it feels like 191 00:07:11,267 --> 00:07:13,603 I don't have anything to show for a lifetime of work, 192 00:07:13,705 --> 00:07:14,839 like it didn't matter. 193 00:07:14,941 --> 00:07:16,341 But now I know it did. 194 00:07:16,444 --> 00:07:18,245 Yes. 195 00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:19,415 Wait here. 196 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:20,702 I'll be right back. 197 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,727 New plan... I'm getting him out of here, keeping him busy. 198 00:07:25,829 --> 00:07:27,865 You go and talk to the closet people. 199 00:07:27,967 --> 00:07:30,002 Make them give him an award. 200 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:32,875 Any kind of award. He won't know the difference. 201 00:07:32,977 --> 00:07:34,478 - How? - Bribe them. 202 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,482 Blackmail them. Seduce them. 203 00:07:36,584 --> 00:07:38,352 Have I taught you nothing? 204 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,026 Phil? 205 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,771 - Claire. - Claire? 206 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:45,764 Guy? Oh, my God. What are you doing here? 207 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,066 Claire, you know this Guy? 208 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:49,472 Well, um... I used to. 209 00:07:50,643 --> 00:07:52,444 What are you both doing here? 210 00:07:52,446 --> 00:07:54,482 I came to surprise you on Valentine's Day. 211 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,251 You know the guy on the plane with all the face bandages? 212 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,214 - That was me. - Oh. 213 00:07:58,357 --> 00:07:59,758 Claire, do you not remember 214 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,896 asking me to meet you here in this café 215 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:04,768 exactly 30 years after we parted? 216 00:08:04,787 --> 00:08:06,220 Vaguely. 217 00:08:06,289 --> 00:08:08,793 I-I-I was crazy to think this could work out. 218 00:08:08,828 --> 00:08:12,400 Of course a woman as magnificent as you is married. 219 00:08:14,364 --> 00:08:16,942 I don't want to interfere with your day of romance. 220 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:18,946 I will wander our old haunts alone 221 00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:21,250 and return to my hotel 222 00:08:21,319 --> 00:08:24,201 in the ghostly embrace of our memories. 223 00:08:25,143 --> 00:08:27,011 - Adieu, Claire. - Okay, cool. Bye. 224 00:08:27,114 --> 00:08:28,815 - Yeah. - Let's go. 225 00:08:30,588 --> 00:08:33,190 - Alright, big day. Lots of plans. - Mm. 226 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:36,063 First things first, getting into character. 227 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:37,067 Oh. 228 00:08:37,134 --> 00:08:38,969 Claude Bixby, 229 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:41,441 mustard magnate with a flair for... 230 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:42,877 Uh, Phil... Claude... 231 00:08:42,979 --> 00:08:45,081 I-I love that you're doing all of this, 232 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,818 but doesn't some tiny part of you 233 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,557 feel guilty for ditching Guy? 234 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:54,767 I mean, he did wait for me for 30 years. 235 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,537 We could invite him for a glass of wine. 236 00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:58,641 Fine. 237 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,612 But I'm warning you, if he gets out of line, 238 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,314 - Claude knows karate. - Mm. 239 00:09:02,383 --> 00:09:04,620 And Krav Maga. He's Jewish on his mother's side. 240 00:09:04,722 --> 00:09:05,822 Ooh. 241 00:09:06,575 --> 00:09:08,498 Let's go this way, to the museum. 242 00:09:08,533 --> 00:09:11,366 Are you sure? I think they're expecting me back inside. 243 00:09:11,436 --> 00:09:12,602 Make them wait. 244 00:09:12,671 --> 00:09:16,410 Why do you think the brides arrive after everyone else? 245 00:09:16,412 --> 00:09:17,478 You're the bride. 246 00:09:17,481 --> 00:09:18,647 Yeah, I'm the bride. 247 00:09:18,716 --> 00:09:20,016 - Alright, let's... - No, no, no. 248 00:09:20,085 --> 00:09:21,185 You know what? It's this side. 249 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:22,522 - So, tomorrow... - No, no! 250 00:09:22,591 --> 00:09:24,793 You know what? I'm sorry. It's this way. 251 00:09:25,552 --> 00:09:27,699 - Are you kidding me? - What? 252 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,036 How beautiful! 253 00:09:34,548 --> 00:09:35,681 Bonjour. 254 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,084 B-Bonjour. 255 00:09:38,622 --> 00:09:40,557 Bonjour. 256 00:09:40,626 --> 00:09:42,395 Hunh-hunh. 257 00:09:42,497 --> 00:09:44,097 Oh. 258 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,233 Pardon. Excusez-moi. 259 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,670 Hunh-hunh! 260 00:09:50,913 --> 00:09:52,782 - Bonjour. - Ooh. 261 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,852 - Une table pour un, monsieur? - Uh, ehh. 262 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,266 Oh, Claire, remember that time 263 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,505 when we snuck into the cellar of that wine bar? 264 00:10:04,574 --> 00:10:07,310 Oh, God, we were so crazy and so young! 265 00:10:07,806 --> 00:10:08,813 Not anymore. What's that, Grandma? 266 00:10:08,915 --> 00:10:09,917 She's a grandma now. 267 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:12,821 Oh! Well, there's nothing more beautiful 268 00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:14,925 than a life creating life, which in turn... 269 00:10:14,994 --> 00:10:16,227 Creates more life. 270 00:10:16,897 --> 00:10:19,935 Well, uh... Claire and I should get going. 271 00:10:20,003 --> 00:10:21,471 I was hoping to get up to Sacre Coeur 272 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,840 to get a view of the whole city. 273 00:10:22,943 --> 00:10:24,043 No need. 274 00:10:24,111 --> 00:10:26,548 I have a rooftop garden suite at The Peninsula. 275 00:10:26,617 --> 00:10:27,850 It's the best view in town. 276 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,654 How perfect is this? 277 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:32,326 Frustratingly! 278 00:10:33,029 --> 00:10:34,964 Alright. Here we go. 279 00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:37,268 Let's see here. 280 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,438 Oh. 281 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,707 Bonjour. 282 00:10:39,776 --> 00:10:42,078 In a few minutes, I'm going to be performing in the square. 283 00:10:42,147 --> 00:10:44,584 Je m'appelle Fizbo. 284 00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:48,992 Lui, c'est Fizbeau. 285 00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:50,963 - What? - He is Fizbeau! 286 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:52,867 Fizbeau, okay? 287 00:11:01,986 --> 00:11:05,023 Guy, this suite is so beautiful. 288 00:11:05,092 --> 00:11:06,727 I think the last time we were in Paris, 289 00:11:06,829 --> 00:11:08,798 we had a franc between the two of us. 290 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,136 Oh, God! Who's Frank? 291 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,373 I've been lucky in business, 292 00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:15,010 less so in love. 293 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,182 I guess it's turned me into a workaholic. 294 00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:22,157 I must be in the office 10, 12 hours a week. 295 00:11:22,226 --> 00:11:23,694 Shall we have some champagne? 296 00:11:23,796 --> 00:11:24,829 Uh, no, thank you. 297 00:11:24,898 --> 00:11:26,433 I'm not really in the mood for champagne. 298 00:11:26,535 --> 00:11:28,937 Lucky for us, because there are only two glasses. 299 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,578 - Ah. - Allow me to make a toast. 300 00:11:34,182 --> 00:11:35,349 - To Phil. - Aw. 301 00:11:35,419 --> 00:11:37,186 For allowing me to spend a bit more time 302 00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:39,090 with the most generous lover I've ever... 303 00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:41,261 Okay! I see what you're doing here. 304 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:44,234 The champagne, the hotel suite, that carousel ride. 305 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:47,273 You two stopped laughing every time I circled around. 306 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:50,497 I'm sorry, buddy, but it's not gonna happen. 307 00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:52,601 Phil's right. I'm a married woman. 308 00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:55,039 There will be no romance on this trip. 309 00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:57,143 I'm sorry. I've been a fool. 310 00:11:57,178 --> 00:12:00,417 I guess I let myself indulge in a fantasy more than I should. 311 00:12:00,485 --> 00:12:04,991 Please, let us all pretend this... 312 00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:06,227 never happened. 313 00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:07,497 Wait. 314 00:12:07,566 --> 00:12:09,434 Was that Poulanc's misdirect? 315 00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:11,003 Indeed. 316 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,005 Oh. 317 00:12:12,074 --> 00:12:13,509 A fellow prestidigitator? 318 00:12:13,578 --> 00:12:14,588 Yes! 319 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:16,582 Put her there. 320 00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:19,053 Your watch, sir? 321 00:12:19,121 --> 00:12:20,456 - Looking for this? - What? 322 00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:21,658 Oh, no way! 323 00:12:22,269 --> 00:12:23,395 We should bounce. 324 00:12:23,447 --> 00:12:25,667 Tell me you're going to visit Le Musée des Magiciens 325 00:12:25,702 --> 00:12:26,117 while you're here. 326 00:12:26,219 --> 00:12:27,285 - Ohh. - The Museum of Magicians? 327 00:12:27,387 --> 00:12:28,589 I'm dying to go, but they're closed 328 00:12:28,691 --> 00:12:29,924 Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays... 329 00:12:29,993 --> 00:12:31,656 and Mondays and Wednesdays. 330 00:12:31,691 --> 00:12:33,330 Not if you know the owner. 331 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,867 I can get us a private tour. 332 00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:36,938 Sweet! Claire, what do you say? 333 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:38,307 We can pretend to saw you in half. 334 00:12:38,376 --> 00:12:39,598 Or just do it. 335 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,183 Hello. Hi. Hi. Excuse me. 336 00:12:43,285 --> 00:12:44,487 Why are you dressed like that? 337 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:45,922 Imposteur! 338 00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,191 Tu es un imposteur! 339 00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:48,962 You're... You're the imposteur... 340 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,866 if that word means what I think it means. 341 00:12:50,968 --> 00:12:51,994 He'd stolen Fizbo. 342 00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:53,337 The whimsically mismatched plaids, 343 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:54,840 my trademark bold splash of pink, 344 00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:56,143 my blue lip! 345 00:12:56,462 --> 00:12:58,998 He'd clearly seen one of my online clown tutorials! 346 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,002 Hey, guys. Fizbo again. 347 00:13:01,104 --> 00:13:03,040 Just remember when you're applying your rouge to go easy. 348 00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:04,610 You're an Auguste clown, not a tramp. 349 00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:07,418 You know what? Give me the jacket. 350 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,484 Oh! I... 351 00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:09,923 I should've seen that coming. 352 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,424 Donne moi ce mouchoir! 353 00:13:15,246 --> 00:13:17,518 - Touché, monsieur! - You know what? Give me my wig. 354 00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:19,823 And that's when it hit me. 355 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,054 Ooh! 356 00:13:21,962 --> 00:13:23,497 "The Clowns of Europe." 357 00:13:23,565 --> 00:13:25,434 I got this when I was a teenager. 358 00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:27,538 It was my "Sergeant Pepper's." 359 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,942 Clown after clown pushing the envelope, 360 00:13:30,011 --> 00:13:31,713 including Fizbeau. 361 00:13:31,815 --> 00:13:34,217 B-E-A-U! 362 00:13:34,253 --> 00:13:36,221 Here, I thought I'd come up with the idea, but he was right. 363 00:13:36,323 --> 00:13:38,125 I was the imposteur. 364 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:39,294 If that's the word. 365 00:13:39,363 --> 00:13:40,798 For my high school language requirement, 366 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,233 I took auction-calling. 367 00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:49,380 Isn't Napoleon's tomb spectacular? 368 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,404 Just so you know, when I go, I-I don't need all this. 369 00:13:54,342 --> 00:13:56,111 Look. That's Manny over there. 370 00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:57,346 No, no. 371 00:13:57,449 --> 00:13:58,850 I'll go get him. 372 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,560 How did it go? 373 00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:05,463 Are they giving Jay an award? 374 00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:08,035 No. They said it would set a very dangerous precedent. 375 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,337 And in perfect English. 376 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,774 Turns out this whole misunderstanding 377 00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,043 was completely avoidable. 378 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:13,580 We need to figure out something. 379 00:14:13,682 --> 00:14:15,417 Jay can never find out 380 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:18,288 that Earl got an award instead of him. 381 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,760 Wow. 382 00:14:20,762 --> 00:14:21,896 Look at this place. 383 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:24,401 The craftsmanship, the architecture. 384 00:14:24,503 --> 00:14:26,672 They say the domed ceiling acts as a whisper chamber. 385 00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:28,776 What does "whisper chamber" mean? 386 00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:31,281 It means I heard everything you just said. 387 00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:33,151 I have to turn my TV up to 40, 388 00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:34,788 but that was loud and clear! 389 00:14:39,286 --> 00:14:40,801 Ah. 390 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:42,571 Hunh-hunh. 391 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,684 Mm-hmm. Mm. 392 00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:46,378 - Ah. - Merci. 393 00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:47,581 Oh. 394 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,984 It was easy to fit in. 395 00:14:49,053 --> 00:14:51,890 All I had to do was look good and have a lot of attitude. 396 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,794 Paris was just like one big gay bar. 397 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,931 - Et voilà. - Ah. 398 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,173 Votre pigeon, monsieur. 399 00:15:00,241 --> 00:15:01,543 "Pigeon"? 400 00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:02,812 Notre spécialité. 401 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,947 - Ah. - Bon appétit. 402 00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:05,417 Yah. 403 00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:08,757 Yaaaaah. 404 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,941 No. I can't... I can't do it. 405 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,478 I can't do it. I'm not French. 406 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,114 And I-I'm not eating that. 407 00:15:21,183 --> 00:15:23,486 This scarf is driving me crazy! 408 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,690 E-Excusez-moi... 409 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,792 Cheeseburger, that way. 410 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,228 Cool. Thanks, man! 411 00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:31,836 Wow. 412 00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:34,307 It's amazing how much magic they got out of those old wands. 413 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:36,879 Today, magicians have it so easy, you know? 414 00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:38,148 Oh, yeah. 415 00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:41,120 Well, this basically feels like a natural breaking point, 416 00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:42,356 for me, at least. 417 00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,994 Uh, Phil and I should probably... you know? 418 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,448 If you must, but our tickets 419 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,752 also get us to Le Musée des Automates. 420 00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:50,990 They're like robots, but very primitive. 421 00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:52,694 They basically do nothing. 422 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:55,599 Um, like the one I built out of old mufflers? 423 00:15:55,618 --> 00:15:56,641 Can we, Claire? 424 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,071 Oh, yes, can we, Claire? 425 00:15:59,476 --> 00:16:00,666 Excuse me. 426 00:16:01,078 --> 00:16:02,112 Hey, Gloria. What's up? 427 00:16:02,114 --> 00:16:03,347 I have a problem. 428 00:16:03,407 --> 00:16:04,410 Yeah, so do I. 429 00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:05,786 Apparently, I'm into nerds. 430 00:16:05,888 --> 00:16:07,122 It's Jay. 431 00:16:07,224 --> 00:16:08,759 He's not getting that award. 432 00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:10,161 What? 433 00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:11,798 It was some kind of mistake, 434 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,035 he found out, and now we can't find him. 435 00:16:14,104 --> 00:16:16,139 Oh, my God. Okay, I-I'll be right there. 436 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,743 Are you sure it's okay? 437 00:16:17,812 --> 00:16:19,981 Uh, yeah, it's more than okay. 438 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:24,824 Hey. 439 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,660 Hey. 440 00:16:26,762 --> 00:16:28,063 H-How did you find me? 441 00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:30,033 Well, you're pretty easy to spot. 442 00:16:30,135 --> 00:16:32,171 Look, I-I'm sorry I overreacted, okay? 443 00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:35,411 If you want to be Fizbo, be Fizbo. 444 00:16:35,513 --> 00:16:37,247 I can never be Fizbo again. 445 00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:38,784 Fizbo is dead. 446 00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:40,053 Oh, you're a moving target. 447 00:16:40,122 --> 00:16:42,459 Look, I ran into the real Fizbo today, 448 00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:44,161 and he squirted me in the face with water 449 00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:45,465 and hit me in the head with a book. 450 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:46,477 What? 451 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:48,554 See, here, I thought I had created 452 00:16:48,656 --> 00:16:49,756 this special, unique thing, 453 00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:52,629 but I'm the one that's been a fraud all this time! 454 00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:55,000 I'm throwing the suit in the river! 455 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:56,302 Wait. 456 00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:58,440 That's littering. There's a trash can right over here. 457 00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:00,226 Wait! 458 00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:01,996 Look, I-I gotta say, um... 459 00:17:02,099 --> 00:17:04,301 I don't... I don't think you stole anything. 460 00:17:04,404 --> 00:17:05,537 What do you mean? 461 00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:07,541 Well, you said he hit you in the head with a book. 462 00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,912 I mean, I thought Fizbo was all about joy. 463 00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:12,217 He is. He's the embodiment of childlike innocence. 464 00:17:12,317 --> 00:17:13,319 Exactly. 465 00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:15,891 Fizbo would never resort to violence. 466 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,129 This guy doesn't sound like Fizbo to me. 467 00:17:18,197 --> 00:17:19,399 Well, he sure looked like him. 468 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,036 Fizbo's more than just a-a pair of big shoes 469 00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:24,542 and an... un-sexy jacket. 470 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,844 He... He's an idea. 471 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,815 If I've learned anything today, 472 00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:29,919 it's that clothes do not make the man... 473 00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:31,254 or the clown. 474 00:17:31,777 --> 00:17:34,093 And you are the real Fizbo. 475 00:17:35,302 --> 00:17:37,266 - You mean it? - I know. 476 00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:38,469 Now, come on. 477 00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:40,507 Let's enjoy Paris. It's Valentine's Day. 478 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:42,711 Mwah. 479 00:17:42,913 --> 00:17:43,919 Come on. 480 00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:45,850 Where did you get this crazy get-up? 481 00:17:45,952 --> 00:17:47,454 People are gonna stare. 482 00:17:49,593 --> 00:17:52,864 So... what was your favorite part of the robot museum? 483 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,133 Oh, man. 484 00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:55,603 I can't decide. You go first. 485 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:56,872 No, you'll just copy me. 486 00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:58,709 I do that. 487 00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:02,249 Well, let's, uh, let's just say it at the same time. 488 00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:03,251 On three. 489 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:04,788 One, two, three. 490 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:06,758 The mechanical monkey band. 491 00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:07,834 - Le jinx! - Jinx! 492 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:09,664 Double jinx. 493 00:18:10,735 --> 00:18:12,035 Ohhhh. 494 00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:13,505 Pour vous deux. 495 00:18:13,574 --> 00:18:16,243 O-Oh, my God. It's a painting! 496 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,480 Of us! 497 00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:18,782 Merci. 498 00:18:18,884 --> 00:18:20,986 - Merci beaucoup. - Merci. 499 00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:23,592 Is my... hand on yours? 500 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,464 Yeah, but I-I don't... think we did that. 501 00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:32,191 Well, um, I better... better go find Claire. 502 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,662 Of course. Yes. 503 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,298 Okay. W-Weird. I guess this is goodbye. 504 00:18:35,401 --> 00:18:36,968 You... You should have this. 505 00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,672 Keep it. 506 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,009 You'll give it to me in 30 years. 507 00:18:41,111 --> 00:18:42,601 In our café. 508 00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:44,182 I'll be there. 509 00:18:46,621 --> 00:18:48,925 Au revoir... Guy. 510 00:18:56,824 --> 00:18:57,909 Hey. 511 00:18:57,911 --> 00:18:59,479 I talked to Gloria. 512 00:18:59,548 --> 00:19:01,215 Thought I might find you here. 513 00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:05,257 It's a shame, Notre Dame. 514 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:06,827 The fire. 515 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:07,962 Yeah. 516 00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:10,401 It used to be so impressive back in its day. 517 00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:13,172 It's still pretty impressive. 518 00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:16,178 Just a shell of its former self. 519 00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:18,249 Best days are behind it. 520 00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:21,890 It'll never be the same. 521 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,802 It's taken some hits, but it's still standing, 522 00:19:27,904 --> 00:19:30,221 and that's... that's grit. 523 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,411 That's what inspires people. 524 00:19:32,513 --> 00:19:34,381 That's what inspires me. 525 00:19:35,452 --> 00:19:37,320 It's so embarrassing. 526 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,990 The whole reason the family's here 527 00:19:39,059 --> 00:19:40,594 is to see me get that damn award. 528 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:41,763 Oh, Dad! 529 00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,400 You and I are the only ones in this family 530 00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:45,302 who care about closets. 531 00:19:45,371 --> 00:19:47,674 We're here because we love you. 532 00:19:48,328 --> 00:19:51,181 Come on. Let's go get ready for that dinner. 533 00:19:56,827 --> 00:20:00,800 45 years is a long time to spend in one industry, 534 00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:02,737 and I've accomplished a lot. 535 00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:04,708 The whisper hinge brought serenity 536 00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:06,210 to the American bedroom. 537 00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:10,285 My glow knobs revolutionized getting dressed in the dark. 538 00:20:10,387 --> 00:20:11,956 And I led the charge 539 00:20:12,058 --> 00:20:15,195 to standardize the angle of shoe racks. 540 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,036 But the thing that I'm... that I'm proudest of... 541 00:20:19,138 --> 00:20:20,205 is my family. 542 00:20:21,711 --> 00:20:24,080 Thank you for being here. 543 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,850 I love you all. 544 00:20:27,823 --> 00:20:29,925 You're my lifetime achievement award. 545 00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:32,162 - Oh! Thanks, Dad. - That's so sweet. 546 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,298 We love you, too. 547 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:34,434 We love you, Jay. 548 00:20:34,436 --> 00:20:35,637 Claire Pritchett? 549 00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,108 Jean-Luc? 550 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:43,218 I had a lot of fun here in college. 551 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,421 What are you doing here? 552 00:20:44,523 --> 00:20:46,157 Um... how are you? 553 00:21:27,695 --> 00:21:30,087 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com