1 00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:04,707 Ah. 2 00:00:05,082 --> 00:00:07,396 Listen to those birds. 3 00:00:07,434 --> 00:00:08,865 Mm. 4 00:00:09,012 --> 00:00:10,790 I love it out here. It's so peaceful. 5 00:00:10,914 --> 00:00:13,416 We should have done this months ago. 6 00:00:13,505 --> 00:00:15,969 - I'm gonna go for a run. - Okay. Let's just make sure it's safe. 7 00:00:16,007 --> 00:00:18,431 - Okay. - Okay, now! Go now! 8 00:00:19,492 --> 00:00:20,552 Four days ago, 9 00:00:20,589 --> 00:00:23,388 Claire and I moved out here to the driveway. 10 00:00:23,476 --> 00:00:25,266 The house exceeded maximum capacity 11 00:00:25,303 --> 00:00:26,750 when Alex moved back home. 12 00:00:26,787 --> 00:00:28,018 She quit her fancy job 13 00:00:28,055 --> 00:00:30,201 for something low-paying and ethical! 14 00:00:30,253 --> 00:00:31,296 Yay. 15 00:00:31,357 --> 00:00:34,930 Between her, Luke, Dylan, Haley, and the twins, 16 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:37,380 things have devolved into total chaos. 17 00:00:38,114 --> 00:00:39,499 Alex! Open up! 18 00:00:39,536 --> 00:00:41,931 My hair is drying, and I haven't put any product in yet. 19 00:00:42,054 --> 00:00:43,166 Go use Dad's! 20 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:45,912 Ugh! Can I get like two minutes to myself? 21 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,704 Oh, my God! 22 00:00:47,975 --> 00:00:50,382 Hey! You woke up the babies, you idiot! 23 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:51,883 Haley! 24 00:00:52,092 --> 00:00:53,333 Great, now he's up. 25 00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:55,460 Darn it, Luke. That was my foot! 26 00:00:55,497 --> 00:00:58,280 Who made macaroni and cheese and left it out? 27 00:00:58,318 --> 00:01:00,244 Sorry, Mrs. D. That was me and Luke. 28 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:01,548 But in our defense, we were high 29 00:01:01,586 --> 00:01:03,529 and got spooked by your German dishwasher. 30 00:01:03,615 --> 00:01:06,882 Well, now the entire kitchen is covered with ants, and so am I. 31 00:01:06,919 --> 00:01:08,035 God, I got to take a shower. 32 00:01:08,072 --> 00:01:09,881 Well, good luck with that. No more hot water. 33 00:01:09,919 --> 00:01:11,952 Yep! Gonna lose a toenail. 34 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:13,938 There goes sandal season! 35 00:01:23,913 --> 00:01:26,219 - Subtitles by explosiveskull corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:27,775 --> 00:01:29,519 Oh. Do you love it? 37 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,428 Oh, my God! You've gotten so much done. 38 00:01:31,498 --> 00:01:33,496 Well, I wanted to finish it before the housewarming. 39 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,820 It looks so good. 40 00:01:34,906 --> 00:01:37,092 Thank you! I swear it's this place. 41 00:01:37,129 --> 00:01:38,573 It... It makes me better at things. 42 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:40,315 I... Yesterday, I threw my T-shirt 43 00:01:40,353 --> 00:01:42,494 at the laundry basket, yelled, "Money!" 44 00:01:42,565 --> 00:01:44,263 and it almost went in. 45 00:01:44,324 --> 00:01:46,673 It's been a weird and wonderful month. 46 00:01:46,711 --> 00:01:48,006 We adopted a baby boy. 47 00:01:48,077 --> 00:01:49,637 Yeah, and we moved into a new home, 48 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,272 which we love so much, 49 00:01:51,309 --> 00:01:53,675 we named our son after our street. 50 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:55,626 - Rexford. - Rex Tucker-Pritchett. 51 00:01:55,664 --> 00:01:57,520 With a name like that, he can be anything he wants... 52 00:01:57,597 --> 00:02:00,229 a quarterback, a running back, a middle linebacker. 53 00:02:00,266 --> 00:02:01,563 Oh, he... he's got big feet. 54 00:02:01,601 --> 00:02:02,922 Maybe he could be a kicker. 55 00:02:02,962 --> 00:02:04,897 Why don't you believe in him, Mitchell? 56 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,625 This is crazy! 57 00:02:08,668 --> 00:02:10,277 We're out of everything! 58 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,584 Is that the last of the cereal? 59 00:02:11,621 --> 00:02:13,054 Oh, we haven't had cereal in days. 60 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,855 This is formula over croutons. 61 00:02:14,928 --> 00:02:16,459 They're grrrrrross! 62 00:02:16,497 --> 00:02:18,364 Ooh, coffee dust. 63 00:02:19,713 --> 00:02:22,526 - Ew! - Don't... Don't judge me! 64 00:02:22,599 --> 00:02:24,257 You've been wearing bathing suits for underwear 65 00:02:24,294 --> 00:02:25,745 since the washing machine broke. 66 00:02:25,815 --> 00:02:27,302 I wish I had a clean bathing suit. 67 00:02:27,389 --> 00:02:30,013 I had to cut leg holes into a shower cap. 68 00:02:30,057 --> 00:02:31,689 Do I have coffee in my teeth? 69 00:02:31,727 --> 00:02:33,102 - Mm. - Arvin wants to meet 70 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:35,231 before I sign the contract, for some reason. 71 00:02:35,269 --> 00:02:36,394 Ooh. 72 00:02:36,431 --> 00:02:39,211 I bet I know the reason why. 73 00:02:39,249 --> 00:02:41,171 'Cause he wants to get with you. 74 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,580 No, he does not. He's about to be my boss. 75 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:45,964 Which is why he wants to talk before you sign. 76 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:48,089 Nowadays, you get in trouble for dating at work 77 00:02:48,184 --> 00:02:51,213 unless it's a pre-existing relationship. 78 00:02:51,282 --> 00:02:53,076 I know this because I had to go to an HR thing 79 00:02:53,114 --> 00:02:54,504 thanks to some smoking-hot janitor 80 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:56,093 who can't take a compliment. 81 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:59,068 Married mother of two, and you are insane. 82 00:02:59,105 --> 00:03:01,518 - Eh. - Arvin doesn't see me that way. 83 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:05,038 I mean, d-does he, do you think? 84 00:03:05,076 --> 00:03:06,132 Yes! 85 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:07,405 He gets all nervous 86 00:03:07,443 --> 00:03:09,836 and yammery when he's around you. 87 00:03:09,873 --> 00:03:12,193 How do you still not know you're a babe? 88 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,288 Well, I mean, you did call me a frumpy nerd for 20 years. 89 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:17,511 Well, I didn't stop because I got nicer. 90 00:03:17,549 --> 00:03:19,591 Who ate all the formula and croutons? 91 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,621 Where are Mom and Dad? We need food. 92 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:24,987 Wait. What's that smell? 93 00:03:26,436 --> 00:03:27,547 Phil! 94 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:29,485 Bacon? They're gonna smell that. 95 00:03:29,522 --> 00:03:30,954 Oh, my God! I didn't think about that! 96 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:32,307 Quick! Eat it! 97 00:03:32,372 --> 00:03:33,865 Ow! Worth it. 98 00:03:34,007 --> 00:03:36,171 Ow! Worth it. 99 00:03:36,225 --> 00:03:38,351 Hey! They have food! 100 00:03:38,388 --> 00:03:40,308 And coffee. Are you guys living in here? 101 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,591 Mom, I need to borrow some underwear. 102 00:03:46,136 --> 00:03:48,053 It's not my fault. I tried to stop him. 103 00:03:48,091 --> 00:03:49,817 Stop who? What happened? 104 00:03:50,586 --> 00:03:52,672 Ay, your hair! Where is it? 105 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,077 Dad took me to his barber. 106 00:03:54,114 --> 00:03:56,012 It was so cool! 107 00:03:56,057 --> 00:03:57,492 Have you heard of Playboy? 108 00:03:57,561 --> 00:03:59,921 - I'm going to kill him! - It gets worse. 109 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:02,286 He went rogue on Mitch and Cam's housewarming gift. 110 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:04,235 So, he didn't buy the coffee table book 111 00:04:04,272 --> 00:04:06,478 about Los Angeles through the decades? 112 00:04:06,515 --> 00:04:07,310 Check this out! 113 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,113 - Oh, my God! - See? 114 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:11,435 You don't get that reaction from a picture of a dusty guy 115 00:04:11,472 --> 00:04:13,369 picking oranges on Sunset Boulevard. 116 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:16,181 That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. 117 00:04:16,219 --> 00:04:17,880 But I like my hair! 118 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:20,057 No, not you, sweetie. You're perfect. 119 00:04:20,095 --> 00:04:22,724 And no woman will ever deserve you. 120 00:04:22,782 --> 00:04:24,013 Hey, I don't know if you journal, 121 00:04:24,052 --> 00:04:25,656 but you might want to dog-ear today's page 122 00:04:25,694 --> 00:04:26,842 for your future therapist. 123 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:30,420 Jay, you can't be buying home décor things for gays. 124 00:04:30,495 --> 00:04:32,443 Mitch and Cam are going to hate this thing! 125 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,607 No, they won't. The guys are gonna love it. 126 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,494 - Just like Joe loves his haircut. - Ay. 127 00:04:36,532 --> 00:04:38,566 Everybody's gonna think that he has lice. 128 00:04:38,604 --> 00:04:39,812 I hope not. 129 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:41,842 Bad hygiene is one of Miss September's 130 00:04:41,901 --> 00:04:43,549 three biggest turn-offs. 131 00:04:46,023 --> 00:04:47,135 Mitchell! 132 00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:48,513 I love this house! 133 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:49,886 Do you love it? Say you love it. 134 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,226 I do. I love it. 135 00:04:51,263 --> 00:04:52,312 - I love the flow. - Ah! 136 00:04:52,365 --> 00:04:54,963 I love the lights. I love the location. 137 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:57,308 There... There's even a karaoke room in the basement. 138 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,335 So fun! 139 00:04:59,444 --> 00:05:02,321 The last time I had a hot Mike in my basement... 140 00:05:02,411 --> 00:05:04,394 You know what? I'm gonna wait till there are more people here. 141 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:06,550 - Yeah. - Oh, oh, the baby's awake. 142 00:05:06,588 --> 00:05:07,790 Do... Do you want to meet him? 143 00:05:07,828 --> 00:05:10,503 I do. I can ask him if he liked our gift. 144 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:11,631 We never heard. 145 00:05:13,089 --> 00:05:14,377 Hello? 146 00:05:14,499 --> 00:05:16,219 Mr. Tucker. It's Jim Alvarez. 147 00:05:16,257 --> 00:05:19,514 Athletic Director from the University of North Central Missouri. 148 00:05:19,665 --> 00:05:22,705 Uh, yes, of course. How... How can I help you? 149 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:24,859 This is a bit of an awkward call. 150 00:05:24,897 --> 00:05:26,328 As you know, you were the runner-up 151 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:27,975 for our head coaching job. 152 00:05:28,046 --> 00:05:29,593 Uh, yes, yes, and, uh, you know, 153 00:05:29,631 --> 00:05:32,172 Coach Ashley is a-a great guy, great choice. 154 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:34,061 No hard feelings. I actually... 155 00:05:34,139 --> 00:05:37,004 I sent him a bottle of congratulatory scotch. 156 00:05:37,085 --> 00:05:38,259 Well, he drank it. 157 00:05:38,344 --> 00:05:40,913 Then he did a press conference where he used some colorful language 158 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:42,567 to address a female reporter 159 00:05:42,604 --> 00:05:44,910 and blamed some things on the Jews. 160 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,488 Oh, my. 161 00:05:46,526 --> 00:05:47,636 The point is, uh, 162 00:05:47,674 --> 00:05:50,154 the job is yours, if you still want it. 163 00:05:50,211 --> 00:05:52,053 S... I'm... I'm sorry. W-What? 164 00:05:52,091 --> 00:05:53,465 I know this is coming at you fast, 165 00:05:53,503 --> 00:05:55,833 but I'll need an answer by the end of the day, 166 00:05:55,871 --> 00:05:57,637 so talk it over with the mister 167 00:05:57,674 --> 00:05:58,721 and, uh, let me know. 168 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,783 Um, uh, yes. O-Ok... Uh, yes. 169 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,137 Okay, thank... thank you very... thank you very much. 170 00:06:06,506 --> 00:06:08,734 Look at him! He's perfect! 171 00:06:08,772 --> 00:06:11,216 I know. I know. It's all perfect. 172 00:06:11,306 --> 00:06:13,268 It's like the universe gave me everything I wanted. 173 00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:28,403 Okay, family meeting. 174 00:06:28,441 --> 00:06:30,908 Please. Sit down. Dylan, please. Thank you. 175 00:06:31,561 --> 00:06:33,034 Now, um, 176 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:34,425 this is gonna sound harsh. 177 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:37,446 No... No parent with half a heart wants to say this, 178 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,058 so, Claire? 179 00:06:39,944 --> 00:06:41,937 Fine. I have no problem saying it. 180 00:06:41,975 --> 00:06:44,131 There are too many people living in this house. 181 00:06:44,626 --> 00:06:46,461 It's disgusting! 182 00:06:46,498 --> 00:06:48,059 I think there's something alive 183 00:06:48,097 --> 00:06:49,255 in the kitchen sink water. 184 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:50,456 It's just Sinky. 185 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,593 You didn't turn on the garbage disposal, did you? 186 00:06:53,598 --> 00:06:56,133 O-Okay. W-We cannot live this way! 187 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,618 One of you has to move out. 188 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:59,175 - What? That's not fair! - Are you serious? 189 00:06:59,213 --> 00:07:00,580 - Are you kidding me? That's not okay! - You can't just spring this on us! 190 00:07:00,618 --> 00:07:01,633 - I mean, how could you do that? - I-I just took 191 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,235 - a huge salary cut. - It's so unfair! 192 00:07:03,272 --> 00:07:04,397 So it is really not a good time 193 00:07:04,435 --> 00:07:05,925 - for me to move. - Me neither. 194 00:07:05,962 --> 00:07:07,894 I just took a leave of absence from work 195 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:09,363 to spend more time with my family. 196 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:12,375 Well, I have two babies and a special needs husband. 197 00:07:12,413 --> 00:07:14,256 It's true. I have a medical condition 198 00:07:14,294 --> 00:07:17,020 that requires a room big enough for a giant mattress. 199 00:07:17,095 --> 00:07:18,327 He sleep-wiggles. 200 00:07:18,364 --> 00:07:20,590 Look, if one of you doesn't volunteer, 201 00:07:20,627 --> 00:07:22,899 your mother's gonna have to pick someone. 202 00:07:22,937 --> 00:07:25,279 Well, Haley's the oldest. There's four of them. 203 00:07:25,316 --> 00:07:26,880 And honestly, it's only a matter of time 204 00:07:26,918 --> 00:07:28,049 before she gets pregnant again. 205 00:07:28,087 --> 00:07:29,967 Especially since he's a wiggler. 206 00:07:30,065 --> 00:07:31,819 Whoa! We can say it. 207 00:07:31,925 --> 00:07:35,093 Well, Alex is the one that has the most education. 208 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:37,225 I shouldn't be penalized for being smart. 209 00:07:37,263 --> 00:07:38,828 I'm not running for president. 210 00:07:38,865 --> 00:07:40,449 What about you? Didn't you apply to college? 211 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:43,746 Yeah, and I never heard back from them. College is rude. 212 00:07:43,784 --> 00:07:46,582 Okay! You can figure this out amongst the three of you 213 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:47,855 as you clean up the house. 214 00:07:47,893 --> 00:07:49,791 We need a name by the end of the day. 215 00:07:49,865 --> 00:07:51,200 Well, it's not gonna be me. 216 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:54,140 I just can't imagine being apart from my best friend. 217 00:07:54,991 --> 00:07:56,221 Nice try, Luke. 218 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,166 - Help me. It's working. - Oh, come on. 219 00:08:02,289 --> 00:08:03,755 Hey, Cam. Look! 220 00:08:04,939 --> 00:08:06,766 Cam! Cam! 221 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:09,067 Oh, s... I'm sorry. My... My mind was elsewhere. 222 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:10,670 Our neighbor just dropped this off. 223 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,723 So sweet! And... And guess what. 224 00:08:12,761 --> 00:08:13,904 - She's a pediatrician. - Ohh! 225 00:08:13,942 --> 00:08:15,910 - I mean, how lucky is that? - Ohh! 226 00:08:15,947 --> 00:08:18,116 That's amazing! Now you don't have to ugly up the house 227 00:08:18,153 --> 00:08:19,537 with baby-proofing. 228 00:08:19,575 --> 00:08:20,778 Don't ever have kids. 229 00:08:20,815 --> 00:08:22,509 There's champagne, there's truffles, 230 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:24,416 - there's caviar. - Ohh, city folk, huh? 231 00:08:24,453 --> 00:08:26,587 I mean, whatever happened to a basket of apples 232 00:08:26,681 --> 00:08:29,026 and a thoughtfully misspelled note? 233 00:08:29,063 --> 00:08:30,493 I mean, huh? It's like... 234 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:31,995 Alright, give us a tour, 235 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:33,860 - and make sure it includes the bar. - Yes! 236 00:08:33,897 --> 00:08:35,895 Okay, so let's start down in the karaoke room, 237 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,608 and then we'll work our way up to the master. 238 00:08:37,646 --> 00:08:40,711 Oh, sounds like my dream date! 239 00:08:41,029 --> 00:08:43,394 Sorry, I'm a single father. I never get out. 240 00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:44,836 Is this still how we talk? 241 00:08:44,907 --> 00:08:46,792 Okay. No. Uh, alright. Right this way. 242 00:08:46,882 --> 00:08:48,688 Okay, I hope the big earthquake that we're long overdue for 243 00:08:48,726 --> 00:08:50,640 doesn't hit while you're down there! 244 00:08:51,728 --> 00:08:53,375 You're being so negative. 245 00:08:53,413 --> 00:08:55,906 - What is wrong with you? - Okay, look, I have to tell someone, 246 00:08:55,943 --> 00:08:58,551 but you cannot repeat it to anyone, especially Mitchell! 247 00:08:58,589 --> 00:09:00,635 - Oh. - I just got offered 248 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,675 the football job that I wanted in Missouri. 249 00:09:02,713 --> 00:09:03,843 But you just moved in! 250 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,068 - I know. - With a newborn! 251 00:09:05,106 --> 00:09:07,027 - I know! - And you were the one pushing for both! 252 00:09:07,065 --> 00:09:08,942 I don't need a recap! It's my crisis! 253 00:09:08,979 --> 00:09:10,727 We're here! 254 00:09:10,764 --> 00:09:12,394 Hey! Hey, guys! 255 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:14,580 Wow! Joe, nice haircut! 256 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:15,783 - See? - See? 257 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:18,052 - I miss his old hair. - It's cute. 258 00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:20,354 He looks like Tom Cruise in "A Few Good Men." 259 00:09:20,432 --> 00:09:22,817 I wouldn't mind cruising a few good men. 260 00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:25,635 Again, I'm sorry. 261 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,744 I spend all my time at kids' birthday parties. 262 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:29,612 We're really probably better than this now, right? 263 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:30,706 - Yeah. - Anyways, 264 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,474 we brought you a housewarming gift. 265 00:09:32,553 --> 00:09:34,858 - Oh. - Jay deserves all the credit. 266 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:36,879 - Close your eyes. - Maybe never open them. 267 00:09:39,983 --> 00:09:41,692 Ta-da! 268 00:09:42,187 --> 00:09:44,394 He's an old-time barkeep. Now, check it out. 269 00:09:44,431 --> 00:09:46,734 He's a big guy, like Cam, 270 00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:48,698 and he's got red hair, like you! 271 00:09:48,736 --> 00:09:52,178 Dad! This is exactly what we needed... a little whimsy! 272 00:09:52,215 --> 00:09:53,339 I love it! 273 00:09:53,377 --> 00:09:56,044 No, you don't. Other gays, tell him. 274 00:09:58,217 --> 00:10:00,114 We're gonna have so much fun with this guy. 275 00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:01,877 We can throw a-an Uncle Sam hat on him 276 00:10:01,914 --> 00:10:04,716 for the 4th of July, a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving. 277 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:06,621 Or a rainbow wig for... for Pride. 278 00:10:06,659 --> 00:10:09,367 Well, it's a piece of art. I don't think you want to make it silly. 279 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,190 So, does this, uh, big fella have a name? 280 00:10:11,228 --> 00:10:14,911 Sure does. Since he's a combo of Cam and Mitch, he's Kitsch. 281 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,485 Oh, yeah! 282 00:10:16,523 --> 00:10:19,282 Yes, he is! Dad, it's perfect! 283 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,942 Great. Now Mitchell's even happier. 284 00:10:20,979 --> 00:10:22,815 I'm gonna die in this house. 285 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,707 - Hi. - Alex. Hi. 286 00:10:27,744 --> 00:10:28,965 Come in. Have a seat. 287 00:10:30,293 --> 00:10:31,458 So, um... 288 00:10:31,495 --> 00:10:33,576 So, I guess I'll just get right into it. 289 00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:35,097 I-I didn't see this coming 290 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,655 when I asked you to work with me, 291 00:10:36,693 --> 00:10:38,279 and I guess I'm sort of afraid... 292 00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:40,657 how you... how... how you might react, 293 00:10:40,718 --> 00:10:43,307 which, uh, explains why I'm acting so awkwardly 294 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:45,492 and why this sentence won't seem to end, 295 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:47,867 which is so delightful when Hugh Grant does it, 296 00:10:47,904 --> 00:10:48,966 but I just sound like a raving... 297 00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:50,902 - Let me stop you. - Please do. 298 00:10:51,732 --> 00:10:54,806 I think I know what you're trying to say. 299 00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:59,755 Uh, it appears there's some romantic tension between us, 300 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,790 and you're afraid that once I sign my contract, 301 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,446 we won't be able to act on it. 302 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:05,687 Uh... actually, 303 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,070 I was... I was just going to tell you 304 00:11:07,108 --> 00:11:09,889 that our project has been moved to Switzerland. 305 00:11:11,723 --> 00:11:14,973 Damn it, Haley! Well, then why were you hemming and hawing 306 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:17,628 and bringing up Hugh Grant, which takes every girl right to rom-com? 307 00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:19,855 Well, I was afraid that you wouldn't want to move so far. 308 00:11:19,892 --> 00:11:23,284 - And... And... And... - And you know, I feel responsible 309 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:24,782 for you quitting your job. 310 00:11:24,819 --> 00:11:27,536 Forget what I said! So, uh, Switzerland, huh? 311 00:11:27,573 --> 00:11:30,131 - Do they pay for housing? - Um, actually, yeah. 312 00:11:30,168 --> 00:11:33,470 Perfect. Perfect. That solves a big problem for me. 313 00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:35,655 Yep. Count me in. See ya at the airport. 314 00:11:35,693 --> 00:11:36,969 - Oh, hold on! - Ohh! 315 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,168 Um, it seems like there's something 316 00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,627 that we should circle back to. 317 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:40,765 No, no, no. I'm fine. 318 00:11:40,803 --> 00:11:42,434 Alex, I've never c-considered 319 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:44,402 a romantic relationship with you. 320 00:11:44,479 --> 00:11:46,989 - Oh, great. Let's relive it. - I mean, I'm so much older. 321 00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:48,423 I-I-I dated your sister. 322 00:11:48,461 --> 00:11:50,425 All good reasons. I'm at a meter, so I'm just... 323 00:11:50,463 --> 00:11:53,218 But if it's something that isn't completely 324 00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:55,053 out of the realm of possibility for you, 325 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,957 then I'd be lying if I said 326 00:11:56,994 --> 00:11:59,344 it was out of the realm of possibility for me. 327 00:12:01,443 --> 00:12:04,148 - Oh. Okay. - So, let's go back. 328 00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:06,951 You're saying that if we had a pre-existing relationship, 329 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,112 or rather, a relationship that existed in a quantum state, 330 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:11,766 like two entangled particles... 331 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:13,588 You don't have to dumb it down, but... 332 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,791 but, yes, 333 00:12:15,891 --> 00:12:17,948 we'd be good to go, legally speaking. 334 00:12:18,852 --> 00:12:19,897 Huh. 335 00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:23,040 Well, then, maybe we should create evidence now 336 00:12:23,078 --> 00:12:25,851 of a relationship that may or may not happen later? 337 00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:27,435 What kind of evidence? 338 00:12:27,473 --> 00:12:31,441 I suppose we could exchange saucy texts. 339 00:12:31,528 --> 00:12:32,943 - Seems logical. - Yeah? 340 00:12:34,146 --> 00:12:35,612 Okay. 341 00:12:40,253 --> 00:12:41,817 "You look beautiful today"? 342 00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:43,962 - Is that too much? - No! No, no, no. 343 00:12:43,999 --> 00:12:45,603 I... But... But maybe delete mine, or just read it... 344 00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:47,485 Oh, my God! 345 00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:49,684 You're so much better at this than I am! 346 00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:51,110 Didn't have to send that. 347 00:12:51,155 --> 00:12:53,045 Maybe we should take a photo, you know? 348 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,632 Proof that we were together? 349 00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:56,812 Uh, maybe a kiss on the cheek? 350 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,799 Yeah. How provocative. 351 00:12:58,836 --> 00:13:00,579 - Yeah! - Okay. 352 00:13:00,677 --> 00:13:02,085 Um, uh, 353 00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:04,862 and one, two, three. Mwah. 354 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:05,714 - Oh, God! - Oh. Oh! Oh! 355 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:06,848 - Good God! I'm so sorry. - Oh! 356 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:07,750 I-I-I thought my... my lips and your cheek. 357 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,008 No, I-I thought you meant your cheek. 358 00:13:09,045 --> 00:13:10,975 - No! - Wow! Oh! Okay. 359 00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:12,287 - Well, that... that... We have it. - Yeah. 360 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,794 - We have it, and that's super important. - Well done, us! 361 00:13:13,831 --> 00:13:15,759 Oh, good God. Oh, just great. 362 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:19,731 - Hello, you two! - Hi! 363 00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:22,510 - How about a little quiche? - Oh! How European. 364 00:13:22,547 --> 00:13:24,258 Mwah. Mwah. 365 00:13:24,349 --> 00:13:26,138 Oh, Ronaldo, what's your secret? 366 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:28,964 Mm, Cam got offered that coaching job in Missouri, 367 00:13:29,002 --> 00:13:30,928 and Pepper got his eighth face lift. 368 00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:32,346 - What? - I know. 369 00:13:32,383 --> 00:13:33,551 We don't buy soup anymore 370 00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:35,555 because he can't close his mouth all the way. 371 00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:37,594 Cam! You got the job! 372 00:13:37,631 --> 00:13:39,480 - And you're moving. - Damn it, Ronaldo. 373 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,062 Apparently, Pepper's not the only one who can't keep his mouth closed. 374 00:13:42,099 --> 00:13:44,276 Go. Serve your little apps. 375 00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:47,199 I can't believe this. 376 00:13:47,268 --> 00:13:50,268 Okay, don't panic. I'm... I'm gonna turn it down. 377 00:13:50,305 --> 00:13:52,423 Oh, really? But it's what you've always wanted. 378 00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:54,126 I know, but Mitchell, he's... 379 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,201 I've never seen him so happy. And I can't ruin that. 380 00:13:57,238 --> 00:14:00,283 I'm... I'm not even gonna tell him I got the offer. 381 00:14:00,321 --> 00:14:01,957 Well, look, I-I am not a fan 382 00:14:02,022 --> 00:14:03,257 of the idea of you guys leaving, 383 00:14:03,294 --> 00:14:04,559 but if you don't tell Mitchell, 384 00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:05,959 you're gonna end up resenting him. 385 00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:08,072 No, that's... that's not how I'm built. 386 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,855 I make decisions, move forward, don't look back. 387 00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:12,006 No regrets. 388 00:14:12,337 --> 00:14:15,302 Hey, everyone? Um, I just want to thank you all for coming 389 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,756 to see our new home 390 00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:19,707 and meet our precious new roommate, Rexford. 391 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,721 And, uh, I also want to thank my wonderful husband, Cam, 392 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,886 who really led the charge and made all of this possible. 393 00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:28,317 I-I couldn't be happier right now, 394 00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:30,386 and it's all because of him. 395 00:14:30,489 --> 00:14:33,328 Now, if I could just get him to give up hogging the covers, huh? 396 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,523 'Cause I haven't given up enough for you! 397 00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:41,361 This is so embarrassing. 398 00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:44,156 I just realized Ronaldo was offering me quiche. 399 00:14:47,664 --> 00:14:50,602 So, y-you were never gonna tell me you got offered the job? 400 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,412 It's just that you seemed so happy, 401 00:14:52,497 --> 00:14:54,496 and I couldn't ask you to give that up. 402 00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:56,005 Cam, you've been wanting to move closer 403 00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:57,265 to your family for years, 404 00:14:57,303 --> 00:14:59,618 and... and this is your dream job. 405 00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:00,576 No. 406 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,230 No. T-This is my chance to be there for you. 407 00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:04,399 Are you sure? 408 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,870 Look, I-I don't care where we live, 409 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,652 as... as long as you're there by my side. 410 00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:10,512 Always. 411 00:15:10,596 --> 00:15:13,323 - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! - Aww! 412 00:15:14,409 --> 00:15:16,692 Alright, now let's celebrate with some champagne! 413 00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:17,835 Yeah! 414 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:21,521 Mitchell. Mitchell. That was beautiful. 415 00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:22,692 Well, everyone was looking at me. 416 00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:24,622 What the was I supposed to say? 417 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,104 How are you feeling? 418 00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:35,858 Uh, it's gonna be weird without them being here all the time. 419 00:15:35,914 --> 00:15:37,064 Plus, they got the new kid. 420 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,505 - Hmm. - Poor guy's gonna grow up 421 00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:39,769 with those Missouri closets, 422 00:15:39,863 --> 00:15:41,219 thinking that's normal. 423 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,439 It was sweet how Mitch didn't have to think twice about going. 424 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,237 Well, it's like he said, it's his turn to support Cam. 425 00:15:48,274 --> 00:15:49,900 Almost the same thing I'm trying to do for you, 426 00:15:49,938 --> 00:15:51,463 except I'm pissing you off. 427 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:53,955 Because you won't do anything the way that I would do it! 428 00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:55,584 I don't see anyone else complaining. 429 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,030 That's the worst part... that nobody needs me. 430 00:15:58,068 --> 00:16:02,269 It's 2020. I shouldn't be losing jobs to an old white man. 431 00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:05,915 When Manny gets homesick, 432 00:16:05,952 --> 00:16:07,884 who do you think he's gonna call? 433 00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:11,085 When Joe has a nightmare, who does he want? 434 00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:12,366 And when I'm sitting here 435 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,101 already sad about Mitchell leaving, 436 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,604 who do you think I want to walk into this room? 437 00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:18,614 - Me? - Of course! 438 00:16:18,662 --> 00:16:20,315 And I think I know what's going on here. 439 00:16:20,389 --> 00:16:23,026 You're feeling guilty about working. Don't. 440 00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:25,935 Do you think I ever felt guilty working 441 00:16:25,972 --> 00:16:27,670 while you held down the fort here? 442 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,832 - You sure didn't. - No, and now it's time 443 00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:32,375 for you to go out into the world and crush it. 444 00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:33,944 While you hold down the fort 445 00:16:33,982 --> 00:16:35,054 and look pretty? 446 00:16:35,092 --> 00:16:37,132 Well, I'm not just a sex object. 447 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:38,537 I have other gifts. 448 00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,124 - That was a crazy day. - Yeah. 449 00:16:44,162 --> 00:16:46,119 I think I'm gonna be up for a while tonight. 450 00:16:46,181 --> 00:16:47,625 You want to buckle yourself into bed 451 00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:49,564 and I'll drive you around till you fall asleep? 452 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:55,788 You know, I-I don't want to sleep in the driveway. 453 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:58,244 I don't. I want to sleep in our house, 454 00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:00,568 with our kids... all of them. 455 00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:04,005 With what's going on with Mitchell and Cam, 456 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:06,409 I just feel like we're losing enough family as it is. 457 00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:08,029 It's funny. 458 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:10,261 - I was feeling that, too. - Mm. 459 00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:12,367 - You came down so hard on them earlier. - Mm. 460 00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:14,640 - I'll go give 'em the good news. - Like hell you will! 461 00:17:17,152 --> 00:17:19,172 - Hey! - Hi! - Oh, good. You're home. 462 00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:20,289 Yeah. Are your brother and sister here? 463 00:17:20,327 --> 00:17:21,684 I want to talk about this whole living situation. 464 00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:24,100 - Yeah. - Actually, problem solved. 465 00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,524 - What? - I'm moving to Switzerland. 466 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,903 - What? - They're transferring my research team there. 467 00:17:27,941 --> 00:17:29,557 I get housing and everything. 468 00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:31,301 So you're good. 469 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,044 Like, hot chocolate Switzerland? 470 00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:33,762 Oh, hey! 471 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,417 - Did you tell them our news? - Uh, just mine. 472 00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:38,155 Dylan and I are moving out, too. 473 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,106 - Oh. - Oh, but you don't have to! 474 00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:42,041 Well, we want to. You guys are right. 475 00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:43,567 It's time for us to go. 476 00:17:43,652 --> 00:17:46,402 We did the math, and we realized we had a million dollars. 477 00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:49,415 Then we had Alex check the math, and turns out we don't, 478 00:17:49,453 --> 00:17:51,437 but we do have enough for a cute apartment. 479 00:17:51,543 --> 00:17:53,075 Now that they don't test on animals, 480 00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:56,432 I've made extra money doing clinical trials at work. 481 00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,389 The hours are long, but the mazes are fun. 482 00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:01,125 Sweet. You're all here. 483 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:03,034 Everyone can relax. I'll be the one who goes. 484 00:18:03,072 --> 00:18:04,310 - Oh. - Oh, no, no, Luke. 485 00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:05,170 - It's okay. - No, no, no, no. 486 00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:06,592 I lied before. 487 00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:07,938 I actually did hear back 488 00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,951 from the University of Oregon. 489 00:18:10,037 --> 00:18:11,134 I got in. 490 00:18:11,252 --> 00:18:12,652 - Oh, honey! - Amazing! 491 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,383 That's wonderful! We're so proud of you! 492 00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:17,223 - That's amazing, Luke! - Yeah. Congrats. 493 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,997 Wait. You're... You're all moving out? 494 00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:23,495 Really? We are? 495 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,620 - Yeah. - Weird. 496 00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:29,219 Oh! It's Arvin. 497 00:18:29,256 --> 00:18:31,216 Sorry, I've got to respond to it. 498 00:18:31,254 --> 00:18:32,334 It's a work thing. 499 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,324 I've got to get ready. I've got a date. 500 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,697 Oh, there they are. 501 00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:41,598 Bet you're not gonna miss that. 502 00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:43,367 Oh! Luke, I'm in here! 503 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,402 - What are you doing? - Oh, get out! 504 00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:52,576 I am gonna miss this. 505 00:18:54,014 --> 00:18:55,249 Me too. 506 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,384 Hey. Everybody's gone. 507 00:19:01,176 --> 00:19:02,250 Look. 508 00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:04,921 I haven't called the college yet. 509 00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:06,455 I wanted to talk to you first. 510 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,422 I know you were being generous up there, and... 511 00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:12,262 You know me. I-I can be happy anywhere. 512 00:19:12,299 --> 00:19:13,889 No, seriously. 513 00:19:13,927 --> 00:19:16,697 After some time, I-I'll forget all about this place. 514 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,141 We named our son after the street. 515 00:19:19,212 --> 00:19:21,592 So we'll just change his name to the new street. 516 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,333 The coach's house is at the intersection 517 00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:25,309 of Route 13 and Burnt Corn Lane. 518 00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:27,201 Dear God, what are we doing? 519 00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:29,096 I-I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna fit in. 520 00:19:29,153 --> 00:19:32,082 W-What if no one likes me? What if I can't find a job? 521 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,450 Are there... Are there lattes? 522 00:19:33,487 --> 00:19:35,428 A-Are there art house theaters? Well, what if... what if I never see 523 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,910 a black-and-white movie or... or a black-and-white couple? 524 00:19:37,948 --> 00:19:40,591 Hey. Where are we on this move? 525 00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:41,786 Well, that's what Daddy and I 526 00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:43,332 are talking about right now, sweetie. 527 00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:45,825 'Cause I have a major project due on Tuesday, 528 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,444 and I'm not saying I haven't started it, 529 00:19:47,538 --> 00:19:49,234 but if you asked to see what I've done so far, 530 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,101 there wouldn't be anything. 531 00:19:51,138 --> 00:19:52,973 We're going. 532 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,115 A-Are you sure? 533 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,985 I-I'm gonna need a little time to adjust, 534 00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:59,300 but we... we are going. 535 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,614 Are you okay with that? 536 00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:03,717 Totally. I'll reinvent myself. 537 00:20:03,782 --> 00:20:04,858 I'm gonna dye my hair blue 538 00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:06,703 and carry around an emotional support pig. 539 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,682 Aww! I kn... I know just the pig! 540 00:20:08,719 --> 00:20:09,939 Cam, well, call the college. 541 00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:11,421 Okay! I just want this to be the right thing. 542 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,945 If... If this ends up hurting the family, 543 00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:14,606 - I would never forgive myself. - No, no. 544 00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:16,779 We're stronger than that, okay? We're gonna be fine. 545 00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:18,215 Yeah. 546 00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:19,407 Not... Not now, Lily. 547 00:20:19,445 --> 00:20:21,531 You guys are gonna end up singing. Just get to it. 548 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:22,925 Excuse me, young lady. 549 00:20:22,963 --> 00:20:25,485 We're... We're having a-a serious conversation here, okay? 550 00:20:25,522 --> 00:20:27,848 Do not reduce us to a couple stereotypical... 551 00:20:41,232 --> 00:20:43,500 Why do I always have to sing the female part? 552 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,122 I didn't think this through. 553 00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:59,397 I do not like being the first person at a party. 554 00:20:59,435 --> 00:21:00,758 Uh, oh, actually, you're the last one. 555 00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:01,918 Yeah, Sal, everybody's gone. 556 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,054 What? Boo! 557 00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:05,377 Gays used to be so fun, before kids. 558 00:21:05,491 --> 00:21:07,266 Come on! Let's do shots! 559 00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:09,951 You know this house is only a block from my new place. 560 00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:12,831 Well, it's not "mine," but I get to stay there for free 561 00:21:12,869 --> 00:21:15,639 'cause I let the guy who owns it watch me on webcams. 562 00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:19,713 Aah! I'm gonna be coming over all the time! 563 00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:20,889 Yay! 564 00:21:20,962 --> 00:21:24,992 And, um, Happy Face Emoji here can babysit my dogs and kid. 565 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:27,442 And you guys cook, right? 566 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,112 Ahh, 'cause my gummy's kicking in. 567 00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:31,103 - Actually, I'm feeling better about the move already. - Good. 568 00:21:33,006 --> 00:21:35,383 Oh! Uh, Cam, our car's here. 569 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,172 Oh. So, this is really it? 570 00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:39,426 We are gonna miss you all so much. 571 00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,552 And, here, I want you to read this, 572 00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:42,152 but not until after I leave. 573 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:43,744 It's gonna make me cry, isn't it, 574 00:21:43,809 --> 00:21:47,442 you beautiful, corn-fed son of a bitch? 575 00:21:47,602 --> 00:21:49,051 You guys are gonna visit, right? 576 00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:50,694 Of course. And you all are gonna visit us. 577 00:21:50,732 --> 00:21:52,004 It's just a couple quick flights 578 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,843 and a short Goober ride from the airport. 579 00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:55,861 - Did he just say... - Wait, isn't Grandpa coming? 580 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,054 He said goodbye last night. 581 00:21:57,091 --> 00:21:58,721 - You know how he hates these things. - Yeah. 582 00:21:58,758 --> 00:22:00,556 I can't believe I'm losing my old skating partner. 583 00:22:00,594 --> 00:22:02,558 Well, whenever you look at our old trophy, 584 00:22:02,596 --> 00:22:04,931 just remember what a good team we were, huh? 585 00:22:04,987 --> 00:22:06,518 I said I wasn't gonna cry. 586 00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:09,206 - And you're not. - Yeah. It's called strength. 587 00:22:10,635 --> 00:22:12,167 He came! 588 00:22:12,204 --> 00:22:13,587 - Hey! - I couldn't miss this. 589 00:22:13,685 --> 00:22:15,179 My baby boy is going away. 590 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:16,524 - Oh, Dad. - Oh, Jay, don't hate me 591 00:22:16,562 --> 00:22:18,185 because your son's leaving. 592 00:22:18,223 --> 00:22:19,637 Both my sons are leaving. 593 00:22:19,703 --> 00:22:23,019 - Aww. - Oh, Jay! Jay! 594 00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:25,050 - Oh, my God. - Oh, get in here. Get in here. Get in here. 595 00:22:25,088 --> 00:22:27,547 A lot can happen to a family over the years. 596 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:29,146 - New additions... - Hi. 597 00:22:29,289 --> 00:22:31,518 - Get that! - Manny, go! 598 00:22:31,556 --> 00:22:32,598 new struggles. 599 00:22:32,656 --> 00:22:33,751 Give me a second. 600 00:22:33,788 --> 00:22:35,285 You don't always mark the moments, 601 00:22:35,322 --> 00:22:37,661 because you're too busy taking care of life. 602 00:22:37,698 --> 00:22:38,997 Best you can do sometimes 603 00:22:39,034 --> 00:22:41,236 is remind yourself to cherish every single... 604 00:22:41,982 --> 00:22:44,259 Oh. There's a tornado warning in Missouri. 605 00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:45,996 Uh, our flight's delayed two hours, so... 606 00:22:46,034 --> 00:22:47,154 - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. 607 00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:49,446 Uh, yeah. 608 00:22:50,905 --> 00:22:53,130 You guys remembered my birthday! 609 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,335 Surprise. 610 00:22:57,398 --> 00:22:59,582 It's nice we have this extra time together, 611 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,498 thanks to that lucky tornado. 612 00:23:01,536 --> 00:23:03,000 It hit an elementary school, Phil. 613 00:23:03,037 --> 00:23:04,262 Well, no kids were there. 614 00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,212 It's opening day of squirrel-hunting season. 615 00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:09,306 Jay, do you want to come and join your family? 616 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,645 Jay! He's been like this a lot lately... 617 00:23:12,694 --> 00:23:14,378 in his own world. 618 00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:15,512 Well, it's a tough time. 619 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:17,075 Mitch and Cam leaving, 620 00:23:17,173 --> 00:23:18,382 Manny heading out next week, 621 00:23:18,419 --> 00:23:21,050 plus I'm missing his birthday for a tumbling congress in the desert. 622 00:23:21,088 --> 00:23:23,484 You've probably heard of it. Turning Man? 623 00:23:23,571 --> 00:23:25,102 And don't forget that Joe and I 624 00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:27,386 are leaving to Colombia for the whole summer. 625 00:23:27,463 --> 00:23:29,712 - How's that gonna be for Jay? - Rough. 626 00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:31,025 If you drive past my house 627 00:23:31,062 --> 00:23:32,726 and see me sock-sliding past the window 628 00:23:32,764 --> 00:23:33,999 with a scotch in my hand, 629 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,567 that's just how I deal with grief. 630 00:23:35,674 --> 00:23:37,308 Not to, uh, rush this, 631 00:23:37,346 --> 00:23:39,780 but we are very behind on packing for our new place. 632 00:23:39,869 --> 00:23:42,001 You know, we still need to box up all the baby stuff, 633 00:23:42,039 --> 00:23:43,337 our linens, our book. 634 00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:44,903 Well, don't stress out too much. 635 00:23:44,941 --> 00:23:46,310 - The... The car is here. - Okay. 636 00:23:46,347 --> 00:23:48,010 - Oh. - So 637 00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:49,566 this is goodbye again. 638 00:23:49,604 --> 00:23:50,567 Yeah. 639 00:23:50,605 --> 00:23:53,192 It's gonna take a minute to ramp back up to all the emotion... 640 00:23:53,229 --> 00:23:55,990 - I'm there. - Get in here. Get in here. 641 00:23:56,156 --> 00:23:57,920 - Yes. - Come on. 642 00:23:58,735 --> 00:23:59,778 Sorry. One second. One second. 643 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,440 - I need my arm. - Oh. 644 00:24:01,478 --> 00:24:03,628 Huh. Flood warnings this time. 645 00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:06,318 Oh, and a swarm of locusts has been spotted in the flight path. 646 00:24:06,376 --> 00:24:08,660 What part of the Old Testament are we moving to? 647 00:24:10,004 --> 00:24:11,934 Is it alive? 648 00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,135 No. 649 00:24:13,173 --> 00:24:15,037 Is it scissors? 650 00:24:15,075 --> 00:24:16,183 Sure. 651 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,123 No, but you said it was heavier than a piano! 652 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,163 I just want this to be over. 653 00:24:20,201 --> 00:24:22,307 - Can we be done with games? - Yes. 654 00:24:22,345 --> 00:24:23,900 Yeah, we're done. 655 00:24:23,938 --> 00:24:25,336 Your Earl Grey. 656 00:24:25,374 --> 00:24:27,171 Oh, thank you. 657 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:29,904 Ugh! Is there vinegar in here? 658 00:24:29,942 --> 00:24:32,207 Congratulations. You're dead! 659 00:24:32,315 --> 00:24:35,748 Never take a drink if you haven't watched it be made. 660 00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:37,968 Uh, he saw this special called "You Cruise, You Lose," 661 00:24:38,005 --> 00:24:40,642 and he's convinced something bad is going to happen to me on my trip. 662 00:24:40,735 --> 00:24:43,220 If this had been the real thing, you'd be on a container ship 663 00:24:43,257 --> 00:24:45,850 halfway to the slave markets in Tripoli. 664 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,837 Oh, our car's a minute away. 665 00:24:47,874 --> 00:24:48,647 - Okay. - Alright. 666 00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:51,613 Goodbyes Part 3. And please, no hugs. 667 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:52,981 Lay off my linen suit. 668 00:24:53,018 --> 00:24:54,950 It's already as wrinkled as my favorite pig 669 00:24:54,988 --> 00:24:56,355 when she lost all that weight. 670 00:24:56,465 --> 00:24:58,757 Oh, c-can we take one last picture by the staircase? 671 00:24:58,838 --> 00:25:01,255 Oh, great idea. I just don't think you have the time. 672 00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:03,091 Alright, no gushiness. You know the drill. 673 00:25:03,147 --> 00:25:04,713 Love, kiss, hug, "See ya at Thanksgiving." 674 00:25:04,751 --> 00:25:07,036 - Okay. - Love, kiss, hug, "See ya at Thanksgiving." 675 00:25:09,631 --> 00:25:11,340 - Do not look back. - Yeah, good idea. 676 00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:12,878 You know, I don't think I could take the sight 677 00:25:12,915 --> 00:25:15,307 of their tear-streaked faces pressed against the glass. 678 00:25:15,345 --> 00:25:17,009 In many ways, it's easier for us. 679 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:18,279 I mean, we're off to a new adventure, 680 00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:20,437 and they're stuck in the same dull, mirthless... 681 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,872 Cheese! 682 00:25:23,195 --> 00:25:25,201 You're taking a family picture without us? 683 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,700 Okay, well, you have made leaving a lot easier... 684 00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:32,586 because, clearly, what this family needs 685 00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:33,975 - is some time apart. - Uh-huh. 686 00:25:34,078 --> 00:25:35,185 Let's... 687 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:36,635 Uh-oh. 688 00:25:36,672 --> 00:25:39,071 Did any of us really not think that was gonna happen? 689 00:25:39,109 --> 00:25:40,741 Hail this time. 690 00:25:40,933 --> 00:25:43,092 Okay, Mitchell, now that we have this moment, 691 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:45,302 I'm pretty sure you have the skating trophy. 692 00:25:45,339 --> 00:25:47,788 Um, I recently packed up my entire house twice. 693 00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:50,079 I think I would notice my only sports trophy, Claire. 694 00:25:50,117 --> 00:25:51,900 - Well, I haven't packed up my house at all... - I don't have the trophy! 695 00:25:51,937 --> 00:25:52,511 - ... and I know that I don't have it. - Stop! 696 00:25:52,548 --> 00:25:54,070 Neither of you has it. 697 00:25:54,107 --> 00:25:56,786 You argued endlessly about which room it was going into 698 00:25:56,864 --> 00:26:00,129 until your mother grabbed it and donated it back to the skating rink. 699 00:26:00,481 --> 00:26:01,823 - Ohh. - Ohh. 700 00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:05,160 Okay, well, now our only option is the 9:00 p.m. 701 00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:08,063 Fortunately, it's a direct flight into Kansas City 702 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,338 and then just a short hop on HamTrak, so... 703 00:26:10,376 --> 00:26:11,940 - Did you just say "Ham"... - Fine. 704 00:26:11,977 --> 00:26:14,359 Everybody get on with their day. We'll meet back here later. 705 00:26:14,396 --> 00:26:16,405 - Okay. - Well, we got to pack. 706 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,690 Oh, we love our new place, by the way. 707 00:26:19,728 --> 00:26:20,874 Thanks again for putting in 708 00:26:20,911 --> 00:26:22,474 a good word for us with the owner. 709 00:26:22,512 --> 00:26:24,010 Yeah, he just needed some reassurance, 710 00:26:24,048 --> 00:26:25,233 considering most of Dylan's money 711 00:26:25,295 --> 00:26:27,110 is tied up in Dave & Buster's gift cards. 712 00:26:27,148 --> 00:26:29,511 - Mm. - Safer than banks. 713 00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:31,498 So, just because I'm curious... 714 00:26:31,565 --> 00:26:33,501 Yeah, it's a livestock train, but people ride it, too. 715 00:26:33,569 --> 00:26:35,943 But don't worry, we're in first class with the show hogs. 716 00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:41,921 Mitchell, we skated our little hearts out 717 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,487 to "Hungry Like the Wolf" for this thing. 718 00:26:43,524 --> 00:26:45,536 I'm taking it. Damn it, it's locked. 719 00:26:45,573 --> 00:26:47,368 You brought me here to steal? 720 00:26:47,474 --> 00:26:50,077 I can't go to jail. I am a gay prosecutor. 721 00:26:50,134 --> 00:26:51,585 There's no prison gangs for that. 722 00:26:51,622 --> 00:26:53,353 Relax. Just keep an eye out. 723 00:26:53,391 --> 00:26:55,122 W-What are you doing? You... You know how to pick a lock? 724 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,857 Luke's always getting locked into something. 725 00:26:56,894 --> 00:26:59,093 Between that and trying to break into Haley's diary, 726 00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:00,440 I'm kind of a pro. 727 00:27:00,498 --> 00:27:02,308 By the way, thanks for getting her on birth control. 728 00:27:02,345 --> 00:27:03,663 Oh, yeah, what are uncles for? 729 00:27:03,701 --> 00:27:06,133 Oh, security. Be cool. 730 00:27:06,171 --> 00:27:07,902 Hi. 731 00:27:08,147 --> 00:27:10,918 How many nights did we spend in these exact same positions? 732 00:27:10,994 --> 00:27:12,858 Me doing homework by flashlight, 733 00:27:12,978 --> 00:27:15,643 and you inventing new illnesses to get out of P.E. 734 00:27:15,681 --> 00:27:17,939 Oh, yeah! Remember when I had frumbles? 735 00:27:19,819 --> 00:27:21,163 How about when Luke would have nightmares 736 00:27:21,228 --> 00:27:22,600 and drag his sleeping bag in here? 737 00:27:22,664 --> 00:27:24,204 - Oh. - We'd wait till he fell asleep, 738 00:27:24,241 --> 00:27:27,022 light candles, put on devil masks, and wake him up. 739 00:27:27,518 --> 00:27:29,735 He still can't form long-term attachments. 740 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,758 Couldn't have been easy having us as big sisters. 741 00:27:35,839 --> 00:27:36,964 So... 742 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:39,533 maybe before we all move out, 743 00:27:39,613 --> 00:27:42,054 we should mess with him one last time, right? 744 00:27:42,152 --> 00:27:43,010 Oh, yeah. 745 00:27:43,047 --> 00:27:44,104 It was 2005, 746 00:27:44,141 --> 00:27:46,226 and we desperately wanted a dog. 747 00:27:46,263 --> 00:27:47,940 So we made a video to convince our parents 748 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,050 that we could be responsible dog owners. 749 00:27:50,147 --> 00:27:53,265 The dog, of course, was played by a 6-year-old Luke. 750 00:27:53,526 --> 00:27:55,049 He'd already had ringworm that summer, 751 00:27:55,152 --> 00:27:57,421 so he had an entryway into the role. 752 00:27:58,623 --> 00:28:00,125 Luke! 753 00:28:01,927 --> 00:28:03,454 Okay. Okay. Get up here. 754 00:28:03,528 --> 00:28:04,658 - Okay. - Okay, alright. 755 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:06,838 What was that? 756 00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:09,619 - Oh, my God! the Woofie tape! - Oh, no! Oh! 757 00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:11,894 You cracked it. Mom's gonna go insane! 758 00:28:11,969 --> 00:28:13,810 She watches it every year on Mother's Day! 759 00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:15,974 - This is bad. This is bad. This is bad! - Oh. 760 00:28:16,026 --> 00:28:18,169 - What should we do? - This probably won't work, 761 00:28:18,207 --> 00:28:19,624 - but... - Say it! 762 00:28:19,724 --> 00:28:22,492 - We could re-create it with you as the dog again... - Mm. 763 00:28:22,588 --> 00:28:26,080 as a sweet gesture to make up for what you've done. 764 00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:27,249 There. 765 00:28:28,786 --> 00:28:31,591 Wait a minute. 766 00:28:31,679 --> 00:28:34,679 The Woofie ears just happen to be here? 767 00:28:34,977 --> 00:28:37,317 I must be the luckiest bastard alive. 768 00:28:37,355 --> 00:28:38,653 Let's do this. 769 00:28:40,165 --> 00:28:42,050 - So, Missouri, huh? - Yeah. 770 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,117 - You know, I'm... I'm actually feeling pretty good about it. - Uh-huh. 771 00:28:44,154 --> 00:28:46,407 There are a lot of really great career opportunities there. 772 00:28:46,522 --> 00:28:49,387 And with my experience, I could become a judge. 773 00:28:49,475 --> 00:28:51,541 And we're clear. Hmm. 774 00:28:51,628 --> 00:28:53,447 It's a pretty exciting time for you, too, huh? 775 00:28:53,489 --> 00:28:54,849 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? Big new job 776 00:28:54,887 --> 00:28:56,950 at that storage-and-container company... 777 00:28:57,025 --> 00:28:58,204 - Yeah. - ... kids moving out. 778 00:28:58,241 --> 00:29:00,207 - They're not. - But I thought that they... 779 00:29:00,244 --> 00:29:02,116 - They're not. - Oh! Okay. 780 00:29:02,154 --> 00:29:03,367 Haven't even started the job yet, 781 00:29:03,405 --> 00:29:04,669 and you're already compartmentalizing. 782 00:29:04,754 --> 00:29:06,220 And you're already judging. 783 00:29:06,258 --> 00:29:07,467 This isn't working. 784 00:29:07,505 --> 00:29:08,972 Hey, let's just forget it. Come on. 785 00:29:09,262 --> 00:29:11,159 Oh. Oh, my God. 786 00:29:11,196 --> 00:29:12,462 The claw machine. 787 00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:13,262 - Oh. - Come on! 788 00:29:13,299 --> 00:29:14,998 Remember how we killed at that? 789 00:29:15,035 --> 00:29:18,444 - Yeah. Yeah. - You on the claw, me scouting from the side? 790 00:29:18,481 --> 00:29:20,349 - Aww. - Wait a minute. 791 00:29:20,386 --> 00:29:21,489 - Give me a boost. - What? 792 00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:23,570 - Yeah, give me a boost. - What are you doing? What are you doing? 793 00:29:23,677 --> 00:29:26,041 Okay, alright. This is our chance. 794 00:29:26,122 --> 00:29:27,446 Okay. Now go down, down. 795 00:29:27,527 --> 00:29:29,968 We got to go forward. And d-down more. Down more. 796 00:29:30,028 --> 00:29:31,023 - Claw. Claw it. - Claw. Clawing. 797 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,111 - Clawing, claw. - Okay, don't get cocky. 798 00:29:32,148 --> 00:29:33,709 That's how we lost the Garfield bank. 799 00:29:33,747 --> 00:29:35,010 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 800 00:29:35,048 --> 00:29:36,326 - I got it! I got it! I got it! - You almost have it. 801 00:29:36,364 --> 00:29:37,486 - Got it! I got it. I got it. - You have it! Yes! That's us! Okay. 802 00:29:37,523 --> 00:29:39,153 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 803 00:29:39,304 --> 00:29:40,635 - Alright. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - We got it. 804 00:29:40,672 --> 00:29:42,770 Okay, don't worry. This time, we'll share it. 805 00:29:42,808 --> 00:29:43,938 But I get it first. 806 00:29:43,976 --> 00:29:46,381 Oh, my God. That was so fun! 807 00:29:46,419 --> 00:29:49,325 Oh, I never do stuff like this with anybody but you. 808 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:51,605 Well, also because I'm an adult with ethics. 809 00:29:52,044 --> 00:29:53,649 We make a great team. 810 00:29:53,686 --> 00:29:55,718 Oh, my God. It just hit me. 811 00:29:55,755 --> 00:29:57,379 This might be the last time that we... 812 00:29:57,416 --> 00:30:00,130 No, no, no. No, no. We already said goodbye twice. 813 00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:01,591 - Keep it light. - It's just that some 814 00:30:01,653 --> 00:30:03,182 of my best memories are of you and me here. 815 00:30:03,276 --> 00:30:04,330 That... There, that's it. I'm done. 816 00:30:04,368 --> 00:30:07,700 Would you say... you're hungry for more? 817 00:30:07,828 --> 00:30:10,693 Hungry like... 818 00:30:14,026 --> 00:30:15,755 - Ha! - Ha! 819 00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:23,331 - This is more sexual than I remember it being. - Yeah. 820 00:30:24,645 --> 00:30:26,836 I'm starting to think we won for the wrong reasons. 821 00:30:29,736 --> 00:30:31,317 That's it. 822 00:30:31,382 --> 00:30:34,481 We're finally out of my hot sauce. 823 00:30:34,845 --> 00:30:36,910 Jay, are you hungry? 824 00:30:36,947 --> 00:30:38,673 Jay? 825 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:39,887 What's wrong with him? 826 00:30:39,924 --> 00:30:42,555 Is everything gonna be okay, Mommy? 827 00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:44,641 You're scaring us. 828 00:30:44,699 --> 00:30:46,085 Oh, it's okay, buddy. 829 00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:47,396 Jay is just going through something right... 830 00:30:47,434 --> 00:30:48,485 Idiot! 831 00:30:48,518 --> 00:30:50,095 I hope you like dancing for coins 832 00:30:50,176 --> 00:30:52,024 on the streets of Calcutta. 833 00:30:52,062 --> 00:30:54,671 I found more hot sauce in the garage. 834 00:30:54,709 --> 00:30:56,974 Muy caliente. 835 00:30:57,011 --> 00:30:59,376 Oof! I almost gave it away, there. 836 00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:02,420 I got a big surprise for Gloria in the works. 837 00:31:02,526 --> 00:31:04,280 I'm learning Spanish. 838 00:31:04,318 --> 00:31:06,597 Every chance I get, I pop my earbuds in, 839 00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:08,031 learn a few lessons. 840 00:31:08,104 --> 00:31:11,267 Jay, do you want to come and join your family? 841 00:31:13,387 --> 00:31:15,116 Program's even got a cool feature. 842 00:31:15,153 --> 00:31:17,385 Any phrase I want to learn, I just say it in English, 843 00:31:17,422 --> 00:31:19,521 and it spits it right back at me in Espa? ol. 844 00:31:19,801 --> 00:31:21,327 I'm sorry, I mean "Spanish." 845 00:31:21,365 --> 00:31:23,140 I go back and forth without even noticing. 846 00:31:23,239 --> 00:31:24,402 Loco! 847 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,481 Hey, you're sure now's not a bad time 848 00:31:27,543 --> 00:31:28,592 to borrow your garment steamer? 849 00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:31,008 Of course not. And this thing's a marvel. 850 00:31:31,045 --> 00:31:34,678 Who knew George Foreman had one more in him after his grill? 851 00:31:34,848 --> 00:31:36,368 - Phil. - Hey. 852 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:37,752 I'm so glad that you're here. 853 00:31:37,818 --> 00:31:40,772 Do you remember that little problem that I told you I had? 854 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,705 Everyone has dreams like that. 855 00:31:42,824 --> 00:31:45,350 The Japanese have a whole genre of comic books about it. 856 00:31:45,418 --> 00:31:46,949 No, no, no. It's about Jay. 857 00:31:46,986 --> 00:31:48,885 I don't know if he's losing his hearing 858 00:31:48,923 --> 00:31:51,324 or he's depressed or what. 859 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:53,978 Probably he's ashamed to talk to me, but... 860 00:31:54,015 --> 00:31:57,007 But not to his best friend. Say no more. 861 00:31:57,144 --> 00:31:59,602 I just need you to fill a spaghetti pot with water and boil it. 862 00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:00,758 How is that gonna help? 863 00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,247 Oh, it's a backup for Cam's suit. 864 00:32:02,285 --> 00:32:03,817 I lost all confidence in George Foreman 865 00:32:03,854 --> 00:32:06,885 after his teeth-whitening system burned my gums. 866 00:32:07,014 --> 00:32:09,383 Table for two, please. 867 00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,146 Are you my waiter? 868 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,983 Hey, Jay. How you doing? 869 00:32:16,057 --> 00:32:18,455 This isn't what I wanted. 870 00:32:18,493 --> 00:32:20,451 I know you might be feeling a little down 871 00:32:20,530 --> 00:32:21,761 with everybody leaving, 872 00:32:21,798 --> 00:32:23,562 but it's not the end of the world, right? 873 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,332 I'm finished here. 874 00:32:25,369 --> 00:32:28,702 Hey, don't you talk like that. 875 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,517 Could I please have a spoon? 876 00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:33,172 Wh... 877 00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:34,808 Whatever you need... 878 00:32:34,846 --> 00:32:36,213 buddy. 879 00:32:40,152 --> 00:32:41,053 - Ahh. - Whoa! 880 00:32:41,118 --> 00:32:42,415 - What? - What the hell are you doing? 881 00:32:42,452 --> 00:32:44,417 What? I thought that's what you wanted! 882 00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:45,986 - What, to spoon with me? - Yes. 883 00:32:46,023 --> 00:32:48,219 Slightly out of character, yes, but it's an emotional time! 884 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:49,721 Everything's changing! I'm... 885 00:32:49,894 --> 00:32:52,391 - I was worried about you. - I'm fine, Phil. 886 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,393 And I'm changing, too. 887 00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:57,496 I'm learning Spanish to surprise Gloria! 888 00:32:57,534 --> 00:32:59,633 Of course. 889 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:02,802 Well, then, having added 890 00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:04,838 yet another embarrassing incident 891 00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:07,612 to our storied history, I will slink out. 892 00:33:09,814 --> 00:33:11,933 Hey. 893 00:33:11,988 --> 00:33:14,321 Today can't be easy for you either. 894 00:33:14,506 --> 00:33:17,737 And I appreciate you're worried about me, but... 895 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:20,094 maybe start thinking... 896 00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:22,205 what you want your next chapter to be. 897 00:33:23,728 --> 00:33:25,328 Thanks, Jay. 898 00:33:31,187 --> 00:33:32,560 Oh, uh, Gloria? Gloria? 899 00:33:32,646 --> 00:33:34,532 I noticed your mascara was still intact, 900 00:33:34,574 --> 00:33:37,295 so I assume you haven't had a chance to read my note. 901 00:33:37,321 --> 00:33:39,895 - No, not yet. - Oh, well, you know, it will be hard on both of us, 902 00:33:39,932 --> 00:33:42,541 but there's... there's no time like the present. 903 00:33:42,579 --> 00:33:43,946 Hmm. 904 00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:49,582 Aww, Cam. 905 00:33:49,619 --> 00:33:51,408 Oh, uh, G-Gloria, maybe you didn't notice 906 00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:53,095 that there's a second side to my note. 907 00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:54,056 And you know what? Maybe it would help 908 00:33:54,094 --> 00:33:57,465 if I played the music that I used while I was composing it. 909 00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:59,088 Oh, oh. 910 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:03,139 So nice. 911 00:34:03,247 --> 00:34:04,712 What? Nice? 912 00:34:04,775 --> 00:34:06,677 It was the perfect goodbye letter. 913 00:34:06,726 --> 00:34:09,040 It's "The Notebook" meets the first 10 minutes of "Up." 914 00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:11,444 It was enough to make you curse God 915 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:14,215 for giving you the ability to love. 916 00:34:14,384 --> 00:34:16,014 It was a poem where every line started 917 00:34:16,052 --> 00:34:17,862 with a letter of my name. 918 00:34:17,915 --> 00:34:20,519 Okay, alright, I... I know what you're doing. 919 00:34:20,556 --> 00:34:23,289 You're putting up walls around your... your feelings, 920 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:24,691 because you're not emotionally prepared 921 00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:27,231 to let go of someone you love so dearly. 922 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,662 Manny. 923 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,498 Oh, yeah. He's leaving, too. 924 00:34:31,535 --> 00:34:33,265 21 years. 925 00:34:33,303 --> 00:34:34,472 Five careers. 926 00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:35,734 Two husbands. 927 00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:37,636 He was the only constant. 928 00:34:37,674 --> 00:34:40,255 I can't start crying to him about this now, 929 00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,578 - because I might never stop. - Yes. 930 00:34:42,616 --> 00:34:44,425 I don't want to put all that on him. 931 00:34:44,491 --> 00:34:47,377 Yes, I know, but those feelings have to go somewhere, Gloria. 932 00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:50,060 Why don't you do what I did... put them in writing? 933 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:52,388 That might work. 934 00:34:52,426 --> 00:34:54,423 - Thank you, Cam. - No. 935 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:57,025 No, Gloria. Thank you. 936 00:34:57,063 --> 00:34:58,627 Thank you for allowing me 937 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:01,976 to be your guide to spiritual awakening 938 00:35:02,014 --> 00:35:03,099 the last 12 years. 939 00:35:03,137 --> 00:35:05,634 It has been... a true privilege. 940 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,069 What are you talking about? 941 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:08,705 We've been alone maybe like eight times. 942 00:35:08,742 --> 00:35:10,038 Shh. 943 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:12,508 Soar. 944 00:35:12,546 --> 00:35:14,005 Hi, Mommy and Daddy. 945 00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:16,579 We know you don't think that we can take care of a dog, 946 00:35:16,617 --> 00:35:19,081 but you haven't met our dog, Woofie. 947 00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:20,806 - Woof! - No barking, Woofie. 948 00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:23,519 - But you just said to... - Bad dog! Bad dog! 949 00:35:23,557 --> 00:35:25,321 - Ow! - No! 950 00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:26,798 And don't worry, we'll always remember 951 00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:28,491 to feed him and keep him healthy. 952 00:35:28,529 --> 00:35:29,750 Is there a pill in here? 953 00:35:29,787 --> 00:35:31,394 So, you don't want a shiny coat? 954 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:33,270 And don't worry, we'll make sure he gets along 955 00:35:33,394 --> 00:35:35,859 with other dogs. See you in a few hours. 956 00:35:36,002 --> 00:35:37,099 Hours? 957 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:38,200 - Come on. - Oh. 958 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,407 You guys are probably worried 959 00:35:39,445 --> 00:35:41,176 he's going to get the house all dirty. 960 00:35:41,271 --> 00:35:43,035 Well, we know how to handle that. 961 00:35:43,072 --> 00:35:44,436 Wait. How are we gonna do the... 962 00:35:44,874 --> 00:35:45,979 Ugh! 963 00:35:48,043 --> 00:35:50,323 So, as you can see, we can do this. 964 00:35:50,372 --> 00:35:52,144 We know a dog's a lot of work, 965 00:35:52,181 --> 00:35:54,078 but we'll never have to do it alone. 966 00:35:54,116 --> 00:35:57,349 Yeah, it will always be the three of us. 967 00:35:57,387 --> 00:36:00,117 Always. 968 00:36:00,155 --> 00:36:02,386 The end. 969 00:36:07,117 --> 00:36:10,249 You guys know you can call me anytime, right? 970 00:36:10,466 --> 00:36:13,660 And it's easy to visit Switzerland, so... 971 00:36:13,698 --> 00:36:15,516 And I can still count on you 972 00:36:15,589 --> 00:36:17,536 - for relationship advice, right? - Yeah. 973 00:36:17,573 --> 00:36:19,282 I don't want to become one of those pathetic guys 974 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,105 that lets women manipulate them. 975 00:36:21,143 --> 00:36:23,342 We're gonna be fine. 976 00:36:23,379 --> 00:36:24,509 Sit. 977 00:36:24,546 --> 00:36:27,116 Stay. 978 00:36:35,132 --> 00:36:36,438 - Joe! - Too late. 979 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:40,051 I just sold your kidney on the black market in Zanzibar. 980 00:36:40,171 --> 00:36:43,158 Joe, your brother's trying to take a bath. 981 00:36:43,196 --> 00:36:45,562 Privacy, please. 982 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:46,889 Oh, Mom! 983 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,456 Mom, no. 984 00:36:49,713 --> 00:36:50,644 Thank you. 985 00:36:50,682 --> 00:36:52,988 I know that you're the poet in the family, 986 00:36:53,026 --> 00:36:55,549 but I wrote you a little something. 987 00:37:01,173 --> 00:37:03,423 Oh, Mom. 988 00:37:03,461 --> 00:37:05,203 I'm the lucky one. 989 00:37:05,336 --> 00:37:07,714 I'm gonna miss you so much, but I am so excited 990 00:37:07,752 --> 00:37:10,183 that you're going to have adventures on your own. 991 00:37:10,441 --> 00:37:12,238 Have the best year, Manny. 992 00:37:12,552 --> 00:37:13,658 I will. 993 00:37:14,911 --> 00:37:17,076 And I'm gonna miss you, too. 994 00:37:17,244 --> 00:37:18,974 Come back in one piece. 995 00:37:19,012 --> 00:37:21,445 I promise. 996 00:37:22,437 --> 00:37:23,112 What? 997 00:37:23,149 --> 00:37:24,732 - Talk is cheap. - Mom! 998 00:37:24,770 --> 00:37:26,131 What... How am I supposed to get out? 999 00:37:26,168 --> 00:37:28,398 You have everything you need to figure it out. 1000 00:37:28,476 --> 00:37:31,241 Slow down your heartbeat, look at your surroundings. 1001 00:37:31,424 --> 00:37:33,589 Uh, Mom, wait. Mo... Mom! 1002 00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:37,495 Wow. 1003 00:37:37,598 --> 00:37:39,153 - This room. - Yeah. 1004 00:37:39,191 --> 00:37:40,268 You okay? 1005 00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:42,106 It just got me thinking 1006 00:37:42,143 --> 00:37:46,243 about the empty house we first moved into. 1007 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:49,480 Couple of newlyweds planning a cross-country trip, 1008 00:37:49,577 --> 00:37:50,936 but I kept getting morning sickness. 1009 00:37:50,973 --> 00:37:52,060 Yeah. 1010 00:37:52,143 --> 00:37:54,879 - Six months later... - Wah, wah, wah. 1011 00:37:54,917 --> 00:37:56,848 You carried two boxes, Dylan. 1012 00:37:56,885 --> 00:37:59,070 I carried two humans. 1013 00:37:59,172 --> 00:38:01,224 Yes, Poppy and George. Who else? 1014 00:38:01,441 --> 00:38:03,606 We got the hang of it pretty fast. 1015 00:38:03,691 --> 00:38:06,165 Yeah, we were feeling pretty smart for a while and... 1016 00:38:06,203 --> 00:38:08,182 Guys, I'm on the phone with the landlord in Geneva. 1017 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,520 The apartment he has is 41/2 by 11 meters. 1018 00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:12,459 Quick, what does that work out to in square footage? 1019 00:38:12,588 --> 00:38:13,759 Meters and yards... 1020 00:38:13,797 --> 00:38:15,095 Yeah, no, no. I'm still here. 1021 00:38:15,133 --> 00:38:16,697 - Bigger than... Are they bigger than? - Well... 1022 00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:18,301 - Oh, do you have this? - That one's kind of ridiculous. I'll have to get back to you. 1023 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:20,406 No, no, I was just following the path of this fly. 1024 00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:22,274 Ugh! I'll do it. Okay, give me a second. 1025 00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:25,745 Which one of you has the steadiest hands? 1026 00:38:25,828 --> 00:38:28,679 Oh, Luke, we got a second key the last time that happened. 1027 00:38:28,716 --> 00:38:30,315 It's in the kitchen drawer. Come on. 1028 00:38:34,988 --> 00:38:37,140 So, that's pretty much... 1029 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:40,029 25 years of uninterrupted crazy. 1030 00:38:40,098 --> 00:38:42,830 Then, when it ends... it ends. 1031 00:38:42,876 --> 00:38:45,788 Until our next chapter. 1032 00:38:45,882 --> 00:38:48,043 I'm just brainstorming here, but, uh... 1033 00:38:48,122 --> 00:38:49,964 maybe we take a long-delayed RV trip 1034 00:38:50,026 --> 00:38:52,049 across the United States, 1035 00:38:52,147 --> 00:38:55,860 get selfies with all the Major League baseball mascots. 1036 00:38:55,969 --> 00:38:59,669 I must really love you, 'cause that sounds fun. 1037 00:39:07,555 --> 00:39:09,362 They're really leaving. 1038 00:39:09,399 --> 00:39:10,697 What do we do? 1039 00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:15,988 What people have always done. 1040 00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:18,519 Leave the porch light on. 1041 00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:20,068 They come back. 1042 00:39:23,001 --> 00:39:24,096 Everyone! 1043 00:39:24,134 --> 00:39:26,058 I would like to, um, say a few words 1044 00:39:26,095 --> 00:39:27,360 before our car comes. 1045 00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:30,057 Two simple words, actually... thank you... 1046 00:39:30,094 --> 00:39:31,390 Aww, Cam. 1047 00:39:31,428 --> 00:39:34,305 for making me feel so welcome in this family. 1048 00:39:34,464 --> 00:39:36,003 - Of course. We love you. - You are family. 1049 00:39:36,089 --> 00:39:38,053 A family that taught me so much. 1050 00:39:38,326 --> 00:39:40,058 From Jay, I learned to get to the point. 1051 00:39:41,294 --> 00:39:42,441 From little Joe, I learned... 1052 00:39:42,478 --> 00:39:43,780 Cam, we only have a few minutes. Why don't... 1053 00:39:43,817 --> 00:39:45,334 Why don't we take that family picture, huh? 1054 00:39:45,372 --> 00:39:46,790 Yeah, let's do that. 1055 00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:47,798 - Great idea. - You got Rex? 1056 00:39:47,836 --> 00:39:48,945 I got him. 1057 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:52,074 Hey. I know people tend 1058 00:39:52,112 --> 00:39:53,843 to get mushy in moments like this, 1059 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,600 but with you headed around the world 1060 00:39:56,679 --> 00:39:59,211 and me headed off to college... 1061 00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,307 We'll stay close. 1062 00:40:01,344 --> 00:40:03,509 How come you never wrote a poem for me? 1063 00:40:03,546 --> 00:40:05,345 Don't you get it? 1064 00:40:05,383 --> 00:40:07,146 They were all for you. 1065 00:40:10,053 --> 00:40:11,984 Chaqueta. 1066 00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:14,057 Sombrero. 1067 00:40:15,952 --> 00:40:17,951 What are you? 1068 00:40:17,989 --> 00:40:19,425 I know you're masculine. 1069 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:22,054 - What is wrong with you? - What are you talking about? 1070 00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,949 You're acting crazy, and it's scaring me. 1071 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,903 You're too young to be acting like an old man. 1072 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,315 I've been using this app, you know, 1073 00:40:40,353 --> 00:40:41,396 so I'll know what's going on 1074 00:40:41,412 --> 00:40:43,253 when I go with you to Colombia this summer. 1075 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:44,808 You're coming? 1076 00:40:44,846 --> 00:40:46,753 You've been staring at my family for 12 years. 1077 00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:49,037 Least I can do is stare at yours for one summer. 1078 00:40:49,163 --> 00:40:50,994 You're wonderful. 1079 00:40:51,097 --> 00:40:52,153 But no staring, 1080 00:40:52,191 --> 00:40:54,755 and never, ever take the same route twice. 1081 00:40:54,903 --> 00:40:57,500 Ay, Jay, you're gonna love it. 1082 00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,698 Okay, everybody, squeeze in. 1083 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:01,118 Squeeze in for the picture. 1084 00:41:01,236 --> 00:41:02,304 Okay. 1085 00:41:02,343 --> 00:41:03,845 Yeah. Yep. Okay. 1086 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:05,023 Alright. 1087 00:41:06,699 --> 00:41:07,744 Perfect. I got it! 1088 00:41:07,804 --> 00:41:09,388 Okay. 1089 00:41:10,088 --> 00:41:11,254 I kind of don't want to let go. 1090 00:41:11,291 --> 00:41:12,989 Yeah. 1091 00:41:13,132 --> 00:41:14,334 Yeah, me neither. 1092 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:18,192 I mean, it's Mitch and Cam now, but... 1093 00:41:18,385 --> 00:41:20,383 it's these three next. 1094 00:41:21,806 --> 00:41:24,001 Who knows when we'll all be together again. 1095 00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:25,590 Why is this so hard? 1096 00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:28,747 We've done this like seven times already today. 1097 00:41:28,816 --> 00:41:31,863 It's hard because not everybody gets to have what we have. 1098 00:41:32,485 --> 00:41:33,913 Oh. 1099 00:41:34,048 --> 00:41:36,979 Mitchell, I put the skating trophy in your suitcase. 1100 00:41:37,017 --> 00:41:38,015 - I want you to have it first... - Ohh. 1101 00:41:38,052 --> 00:41:39,949 so that I know you'll come back. 1102 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,972 Okay, um... I'm gonna set an example 1103 00:41:44,009 --> 00:41:46,074 and be the first one to let go. 1104 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:50,539 It was awful. 1105 00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:56,883 Life is full of change... 1106 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:59,301 some big, some small. 1107 00:42:00,892 --> 00:42:03,066 I learned a long time ago, you can fight it... 1108 00:42:03,132 --> 00:42:04,018 Oh! 1109 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:06,011 or you can try to make the best of it. 1110 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,799 Ay! Ay! Ay! 1111 00:42:11,581 --> 00:42:13,039 And that's all a lot easier 1112 00:42:13,077 --> 00:42:14,575 - if you've got people who love you... - Hey. 1113 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:17,419 helping you face whatever life throws at you. 1114 00:42:17,470 --> 00:42:20,461 At least, that's what helps me sleep at night. 1115 00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:33,448 - Subtitles by explosiveskull corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com