1 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:02,786 Mmm. 2 00:00:04,329 --> 00:00:06,039 You know you want in on this, man. 3 00:00:06,123 --> 00:00:09,126 A little fatty toon, little yellow T… 4 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:10,502 Cali roll. 5 00:00:11,128 --> 00:00:12,504 Samurai snack. 6 00:00:12,587 --> 00:00:13,588 So scrummy. 7 00:00:13,672 --> 00:00:14,715 I'm… I'm good with this. 8 00:00:14,798 --> 00:00:17,426 Looks like you're soloing on $80 worth of sushi, Schmidt. 9 00:00:17,509 --> 00:00:18,749 'Cause I got the means, player. 10 00:00:18,802 --> 00:00:20,321 Look, I get why you don't want to get down there. 11 00:00:20,345 --> 00:00:22,431 But, Winston, you got to climb aboard, man. 12 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:24,474 You got a serious J-O-B now. 13 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:25,642 - Serious? - Yeah. 14 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,102 Dude, it's a temp job. 15 00:00:27,185 --> 00:00:29,825 If by "serious," you mean "piece of crap," then yeah, it's serious. 16 00:00:39,781 --> 00:00:41,217 I'm surprised you haven't made a game of it. 17 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,242 Oh, I've tried. 18 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,585 I'm losing my mind, guys. 19 00:00:51,668 --> 00:00:53,855 You know, I sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord 20 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:55,088 just to feel something. 21 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:58,008 What's up, guys? 22 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,218 Nobody has any lady guests coming over tonight, right? 23 00:01:00,302 --> 00:01:01,303 Lady guests? 24 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:05,432 And how do you feel about opening your home and your hearts 25 00:01:05,515 --> 00:01:07,476 to the youth of America? 26 00:01:09,853 --> 00:01:12,939 Yo, Miss Day, where should we set up these bells? 27 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:21,740 Hey, girl, whatcha doing? 28 00:01:21,823 --> 00:01:26,578 Hey, girl, where you going? 29 00:01:26,661 --> 00:01:27,746 Who's that girl? 30 00:01:27,829 --> 00:01:29,247 Who's that girl? 31 00:01:29,331 --> 00:01:30,665 Who's that girl? 32 00:01:30,749 --> 00:01:33,210 - Who's that girl? - It's Jess! 33 00:01:39,216 --> 00:01:40,675 I'm so sorry, you guys. 34 00:01:40,759 --> 00:01:43,011 I should have told you, but the community center decided 35 00:01:43,095 --> 00:01:45,972 to turn our rehearsal space back into a hallway, so… 36 00:01:46,056 --> 00:01:47,265 I had nowhere to go. 37 00:01:47,349 --> 00:01:49,935 Is this something that a mean, creative judge made you do? 38 00:01:50,018 --> 00:01:51,812 Yeah, this is just like a nightmare I had 39 00:01:51,895 --> 00:01:54,231 where you brought over teenagers with bells. 40 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:55,565 These kids had a choice 41 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:59,569 between early morning detention and music, and they all chose music. 42 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:00,695 No kidding? 43 00:02:00,779 --> 00:02:02,656 Desiree, bells are not for hitting. 44 00:02:02,739 --> 00:02:06,868 The kids wanted to play band instruments, but we got a huge donation of handbells, 45 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,829 - which are tres, tres dope. - Miss Day, 46 00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:10,914 can I eat some of these crackers up in here? 47 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:12,708 No, no, no. 48 00:02:12,791 --> 00:02:16,420 Water crackers are for adults… To eat with adult cheese. 49 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,338 Can I eat a cracker sushi sandwich? 50 00:02:18,422 --> 00:02:20,048 - No. Jess. - So, what, 51 00:02:20,132 --> 00:02:22,443 you guys are gonna sit around all night playing Jingle Bells? 52 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:25,303 Jingle Bells is a trash song played on a trash instrument, 53 00:02:25,387 --> 00:02:29,266 and I'm not really asking permission, I'm giving you a heads-up. 54 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:32,477 Well, that got serious. 55 00:02:32,561 --> 00:02:34,813 Anyway, you are gonna love these kids. 56 00:02:42,237 --> 00:02:43,655 Thank you, Schmidt. 57 00:02:44,239 --> 00:02:45,240 Wonderful. 58 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,118 Great, guys! 59 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:49,536 So good. 60 00:02:49,619 --> 00:02:52,122 Just think, you could be in detention right now. 61 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,605 Is it too late to choose detention? 62 00:02:53,915 --> 00:02:54,916 We suck. 63 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,628 We don't suck, we just need a little bit of rehearsal. 64 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,255 Hector, okay, good! 65 00:03:00,338 --> 00:03:03,341 Big finish, and…we're out. 66 00:03:03,842 --> 00:03:05,427 I'm so proud of you. 67 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:09,181 That's what it feels like to play a song sort of together. 68 00:03:09,264 --> 00:03:10,432 Bring it in. 69 00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:11,516 In. 70 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,601 Yes. 71 00:03:13,268 --> 00:03:15,020 - Ensembell! - Ensembell! 72 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:17,689 Five minutes of text time. You earned it. 73 00:03:17,773 --> 00:03:19,608 Oh, dear… Miss Day! 74 00:03:19,858 --> 00:03:21,026 Desiree? 75 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:23,904 Miss Day! 76 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,282 You got a twisted toilet, Miss Day. 77 00:03:27,365 --> 00:03:28,366 Nick! 78 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:30,911 Toilet situation! Code one! Water only! 79 00:03:30,994 --> 00:03:33,514 - You didn't tell her the system? - Oh, I'm sorry, she went rogue. 80 00:03:33,538 --> 00:03:37,042 You have to turn on the faucet before you flush the toilet, 'cause… 81 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:42,839 All right. 82 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:45,592 Thank you, Nick. 83 00:03:45,675 --> 00:03:48,178 All right. There we go, no problem. 84 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,638 Perfect. You did it. 85 00:03:49,721 --> 00:03:52,391 The plastic soda bottle is right where it's supposed to be, 86 00:03:52,474 --> 00:03:54,684 - back in the wall hole. - What? It's fixed. 87 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:55,894 I've heard that before. 88 00:04:01,024 --> 00:04:02,067 It's fixed. 89 00:04:04,653 --> 00:04:05,946 It's fixed. 90 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:19,209 It's fixed. 91 00:04:21,044 --> 00:04:22,337 Okay, Nick, repeat after me. 92 00:04:22,421 --> 00:04:24,631 I am not the Chinese kid from Goonies. 93 00:04:24,715 --> 00:04:27,718 You know, I fix things just to the point of working, Schmidt. 94 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,220 If you want a fancy-fix, just say so. 95 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,304 Okay. 96 00:04:31,388 --> 00:04:33,724 Please fancy-fix the toilet. 97 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,350 That's all you had to say. 98 00:04:37,894 --> 00:04:39,271 That actually sounds really good. 99 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:51,158 Whoa. 100 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:52,617 You're amazing! 101 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,205 Goose pimples. 102 00:04:57,873 --> 00:05:00,083 Look. Each one… 103 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:02,252 A memory. 104 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,259 Winston, please help me. 105 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:10,343 Just hear me out. 106 00:05:10,427 --> 00:05:11,553 Two things women love… 107 00:05:11,636 --> 00:05:14,347 Alternative percussion players and role models. 108 00:05:14,431 --> 00:05:17,059 The kids would love it, and we'd get to spend time together. 109 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:19,478 You got to do it. It's a mitzvah, bro. 110 00:05:19,561 --> 00:05:22,201 - Are you sure you've never rung before? - Believe it or not, Jess, 111 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:24,107 I have never played handbells before. 112 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,026 I just pick things up easy, that's all. 113 00:05:26,109 --> 00:05:28,987 I know handbells aren't the coolest instrument in the world, 114 00:05:29,071 --> 00:05:32,866 they might not even be the fifth coolest, but the kids would love it, 115 00:05:32,949 --> 00:05:34,493 it would really mean a lot to them. 116 00:05:34,576 --> 00:05:37,746 And if they saw how good you are, I think they'd really get into it 117 00:05:37,829 --> 00:05:39,189 and maybe try a little bit harder. 118 00:05:39,247 --> 00:05:41,333 Also, there's, like, a lot of potentially 119 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:44,461 cool, like, bell shorthand we could use to talk about… 120 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:45,545 Nick… 121 00:05:45,629 --> 00:05:47,189 While he's right there, we'll be, like… 122 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:50,967 "Nick's such a tinkle!" "I think he's more like a tonkel." 123 00:05:51,843 --> 00:05:55,263 Tinkle and tonkel are potential bell talk we could use. 124 00:05:55,347 --> 00:05:57,140 I get it. Just be cool, please. 125 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,517 I am cool. 126 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,519 Before you make your decision, 127 00:06:00,936 --> 00:06:03,480 I'd only need you till the concert on Sunday. 128 00:06:04,815 --> 00:06:06,334 I don't know, I think I could be into this. 129 00:06:06,358 --> 00:06:07,401 Yay! 130 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:09,986 And with that statement, he never had sex again. 131 00:06:11,154 --> 00:06:13,323 Winston and me are playing bells every day… 132 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,200 Until Sunday. I'm cool. 133 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,766 Nick, look, I don't mean to nag you, but how long is this gonna take? 134 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:24,543 Fancy-fix, fancy amount of time. 135 00:06:24,626 --> 00:06:27,671 'Cause I would like to use my own bathroom now. 136 00:06:30,507 --> 00:06:33,009 - Sir, bathrooms are for customers only. - Mmm. 137 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,344 How dare you. 138 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:37,681 If only there were some sort of pipe and… 139 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:42,102 And water expert that we could hire to come and fix this problem. 140 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:43,788 - Yeah, I can't afford a plumber. - A plumber! 141 00:06:43,812 --> 00:06:44,813 That's what it's called! 142 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:46,022 You really want to do this? 143 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,542 You want to have this fight with me? 144 00:06:47,566 --> 00:06:48,960 You want to go down this path, Schmidt? 145 00:06:48,984 --> 00:06:50,753 I don't know, is this a path that you recently fixed? 146 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,112 It's called self-reliance. 147 00:06:52,195 --> 00:06:56,450 'Cause unlike you, Schmidt, I don't just throw my money at problems. 148 00:06:56,533 --> 00:06:59,369 All I'm hearing is that I can't use my bathroom because you're poor. 149 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:00,722 Look, it's your lucky day, buddy. 150 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:02,164 I'm gonna pay for the plumber. 151 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,041 No, Schmidt, I don't want your charity. 152 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:07,919 Well, you seem very happy using my emergency tools. 153 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:10,714 Oh, yeah? Do you even know what this is? 154 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,966 - Doy, it's a scissor. - Yeah, that's exactly right. 155 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,846 A scissor. Really, Schmidt? 156 00:07:17,929 --> 00:07:20,640 Yeah, a scissors that you just threw in the turdlet. 157 00:07:20,724 --> 00:07:22,934 So, tonight at rehearsal, keep an eye out for Hector. 158 00:07:23,018 --> 00:07:24,853 I'm having trouble getting him to interact. 159 00:07:24,936 --> 00:07:26,164 He really wants to play the drums, 160 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:28,499 so I told him bells were the next best thing, which was a lie, 161 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:30,585 so I couldn't keep a straight face while I was saying it. 162 00:07:30,609 --> 00:07:32,360 He saw right through me. 163 00:07:32,444 --> 00:07:34,780 So, why do you do this bell thing, Jess? 164 00:07:34,863 --> 00:07:36,573 I mean, like, how do you win? 165 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:40,410 You don't win. You win by helping the kids. 166 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:44,122 I just want to get them to care and try hard, you know? 167 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:45,916 - So you want them to try hard? - Yeah. 168 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,250 I'll get them to try hard. 169 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,669 No, I'm telling you, they're not gonna listen to you. 170 00:07:49,753 --> 00:07:50,879 Okay. 171 00:07:53,965 --> 00:07:55,717 Oh, what, a plumber? 172 00:07:55,801 --> 00:07:58,261 You plan it this way? Just to rub my face in it? 173 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,597 Yes, I wanted to rub your face in our working toilet. 174 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,450 Great. Well, that working toilet I will never use. 175 00:08:02,474 --> 00:08:04,194 You're never gonna go to the bathroom again? 176 00:08:04,226 --> 00:08:05,620 - Oh, you're the soda bottle guy. - Yeah. 177 00:08:05,644 --> 00:08:06,704 That was actually pretty smart. 178 00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:08,230 Thank you! Thank you. 179 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:10,190 - And I have nothing to say to you. - Okay. 180 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:12,293 Question for you, sir. How much did he pay for this? 181 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,586 All right, you know what? That's enough. 182 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,070 - $50? $100? - Inappropriate. 183 00:08:15,153 --> 00:08:16,589 Hey, my name's Schmidt. I was born rich. 184 00:08:16,613 --> 00:08:18,949 - I had a $40,000 bar mitzvah. - Okay. 185 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,867 How long you do the petty act for, man, huh? 186 00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:22,703 A week? A month? Is… 187 00:08:22,786 --> 00:08:24,788 Is this "my favorite bedspread" all over again? 188 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,499 That was a handmade gift my nanny gave me… 189 00:08:27,582 --> 00:08:28,643 - Mmm-hmm. - …that you spilled 190 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:31,712 a pitcher of Midori Sours on, and now you bring it up like it's nothing? 191 00:08:31,795 --> 00:08:33,839 I left you a check for $30 on your pillow. 192 00:08:33,922 --> 00:08:36,258 Your nanny gave you that thing for free, 193 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,152 so as far as I'm concerned, you're up 30 bucks. 194 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:41,888 My nanny is dead! I'm not looking to make money off of her! 195 00:08:41,972 --> 00:08:44,307 I will not apologize again for the Midori Sours! 196 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,809 Who drinks Midori Sours? 197 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,602 Everyone drinks Midori Sours! 198 00:08:47,686 --> 00:08:49,354 - No, they don't! - It's a melon liqueur! 199 00:08:49,438 --> 00:08:50,790 - I would never drink one! - It's an American classic 200 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:51,940 with Asian influences! 201 00:08:52,023 --> 00:08:54,067 Winston would never drink one! 202 00:08:54,151 --> 00:08:55,902 Enjoy the couch. I bought that, too. 203 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,366 Enjoy the rug, too. Paid for that. 204 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:02,659 Organic woven. 205 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,578 What are you doing? 206 00:09:04,661 --> 00:09:05,829 What are you doing? 207 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,832 - Oh, come on, man. - Well, I stole the cable! 208 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,251 And my bar mitzvah was an amazing event! 209 00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:13,920 The theme was sports jams. 210 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,436 Oh! Wow! Oh, my God! That was really good. 211 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:30,687 - That was amazing. - Wow! 212 00:09:31,229 --> 00:09:33,732 That was off the hammer! 213 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:36,151 The hammer in the bell. 214 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,904 Tough crowd. 215 00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,298 Uh, here's what I was thinking, okay? 216 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:41,948 If we want to win this concert, 217 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:43,950 we play something cool, like Eye of the Tiger. 218 00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:45,619 What's Eye of the Tiger? 219 00:09:45,702 --> 00:09:47,702 Eye of the Tiger is the greatest song ever written. 220 00:09:47,913 --> 00:09:49,831 It's so cool, it ended the Cold War. 221 00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:52,501 That's not even a little bit true. 222 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:54,461 I never thought bells could be cool. 223 00:09:54,544 --> 00:09:57,005 What do you mean? I make bells cool. 224 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,635 Do that thing where you hold three bells in one hand and… 225 00:10:01,718 --> 00:10:02,761 Three-in-hand. 226 00:10:02,844 --> 00:10:04,596 I think she's talking about the Winston. 227 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:06,783 - Yeah. The Winston. - It's actually called the three-in-hand. 228 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:07,808 I can do it. 229 00:10:07,891 --> 00:10:09,226 Yeah, but can you do this? 230 00:10:16,691 --> 00:10:17,943 - Oh, my God! - Wow! 231 00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:19,069 That was really pretty. 232 00:10:20,278 --> 00:10:24,408 But Miss Day has a few tricks up her sleeves as well. 233 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,344 - Let's see what you got. - Yeah, come on, Miss Day. 234 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:27,688 Let's see what you got, Miss Day. 235 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,297 I am a robot. 236 00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:42,300 Trying to play the bells. 237 00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:46,847 Don't judge me 'cause I can't think at all 238 00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:50,642 I just Like to play the bells. 239 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:52,370 I want to play Eye of the Tiger. 240 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:53,788 - Yeah, come on, "Tiger"! - Yeah, please! 241 00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:55,439 I don't know, I don't know. 242 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,817 That sounds so fun, but we can't, because we don't have time. 243 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,902 - Oh, darn! - Here's what I was thinking. 244 00:11:00,986 --> 00:11:03,739 If you skip school and practice, then, boom, you got it. 245 00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,449 Mr. Bishop. 246 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,200 - Yeah, yeah. - Done. 247 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,666 What's the deal with Winston? He's really intense. 248 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,544 Oh, look, I grew up with Winston. I know how he is. 249 00:11:17,627 --> 00:11:21,339 He's incredibly talented, but he's a jerk about it. 250 00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:23,651 Yeah, he's one of those guys that he'll never pass the ball 251 00:11:23,675 --> 00:11:24,715 if he thinks he can score. 252 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,137 I just don't know why it needs to be a competition. 253 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,848 That's just the way some guys are, Jess, you know? 254 00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:34,352 They get themselves wrapped up in these insecure, silly games. 255 00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:38,231 Hey, Nick, uh, we're good with that whole plumber thing, right? 256 00:11:38,315 --> 00:11:40,567 - Absolutely. - Yeah, okay, cool, 'cause… 257 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,248 'Cause I was right about that whole thing. 258 00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:46,198 Yeah, I unfixed that. 259 00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:47,881 Well, how you gonna unfix a dead Schmidt? 260 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,744 I'm not worried about it! 261 00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:52,162 You're so predictable, Schmidt! 262 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,247 Stop yelling 263 00:11:54,331 --> 00:11:58,126 I don't want to hear you yelling anymore. 264 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,592 What… 265 00:12:07,302 --> 00:12:08,845 I paid for the freezer, so, you know… 266 00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:11,139 I'm gonna kill you. 267 00:12:16,353 --> 00:12:18,939 That's a… That's a B right there. 268 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:20,482 Get that in there. 269 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,570 You're fired. 270 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,242 Focus. 271 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,245 Are you focused? 272 00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,456 Okay, what's the song about? Hector? 273 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:37,958 Hanging tough. Staying hungry. 274 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:40,502 A man and his will to survive. 275 00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:43,088 - Are you brown-nosing me? - Yes, I am. 276 00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:44,256 You're so cool. 277 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,549 Where are your eyes? 278 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,925 On the tiger. 279 00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:52,472 One, two, three, four. 280 00:13:03,358 --> 00:13:04,943 Two, three, four. 281 00:13:09,698 --> 00:13:12,284 No, no, no, no, no! 282 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,036 Are you kidding me? 283 00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:15,454 It is not that hard, people. 284 00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:18,623 It is an instrument that a cat wears around its neck. 285 00:13:18,707 --> 00:13:20,959 Okay, you know what, I think they did a pretty great job, 286 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:23,723 considering the fact that they've only played it, like, eight times. 287 00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,314 Well, you're wrong, okay? You thought wrong, Jess. 288 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,692 You know why? Because I'm out there right now by myself in the cold. 289 00:13:27,716 --> 00:13:29,009 I got no support. 290 00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:30,403 Maybe we're just not good enough. 291 00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:31,887 No, you are good enough. 292 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:34,556 This is not your problem, this is Mr. Bishop's problem. 293 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,682 PahRest. 294 00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:39,144 Pah-pah-pahRest. Pah-pah-pahRest. 295 00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:40,937 Pah-pah-pah… 296 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,272 Rest. 297 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,958 Pah. Can you hear it? It's a very famous song. 298 00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:45,334 - Mr. Bishop… - I'll tell you what. 299 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,653 Here. Here. You're gonna play these, okay? 300 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:51,364 Play these until you figure it out. 301 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:52,783 Right? Don't play these. 302 00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:55,577 And what are you laughing at, WNBA? 303 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,740 This is what you look like. 304 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,932 You look like you're fighting off a shark. 305 00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:01,041 Okay, this is what I want. 306 00:14:01,124 --> 00:14:02,959 - Mr. Bishop! - Petting a dolphin. 307 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,294 Oh, yeah, there we go. 308 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:05,379 All right, and you… 309 00:14:06,171 --> 00:14:07,607 You didn't make me want to throw up. 310 00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:08,632 Really? 311 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:09,716 Now, come on, people! 312 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,927 - Out! - What? 313 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,863 Get out. You're out of the group. You're being mean. 314 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,764 Fine. I don't need this. 315 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,438 I warned y'all about these bells. 316 00:14:25,023 --> 00:14:27,067 Told you, told you, told you. 317 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:30,362 I'm gonna make you guys a pitcher of my famous virgin Sangria. 318 00:14:31,113 --> 00:14:32,614 Isn't that just juice? 319 00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:37,911 This has to stop! 320 00:14:37,994 --> 00:14:39,663 It's not my war! 321 00:14:51,174 --> 00:14:53,844 Hey, uh, maybe Jess is right. 322 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,363 Maybe we should talk this thing through. 323 00:14:55,387 --> 00:14:56,388 Absolutely, man. 324 00:14:56,471 --> 00:14:57,472 - Yeah? - Yeah. 325 00:14:57,556 --> 00:14:58,658 All right, I'm gonna put a clean shirt on. 326 00:14:58,682 --> 00:14:59,808 Great, man. 327 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,106 What is that, man? 328 00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:09,401 I'm sorry. I… I put your couch and your freezer in your room, Schmidt. 329 00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,319 Yeah, I didn't want to get my poor on them. 330 00:15:11,403 --> 00:15:12,988 I got to get in there, man. I'm a mess. 331 00:15:13,071 --> 00:15:14,507 I have to go to a networking event later. 332 00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:15,657 Scott Caan is speaking! 333 00:15:15,741 --> 00:15:17,868 Ugh, would you listen to yourself? 334 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,745 - Did you use my conditioner? - What? No. 335 00:15:19,828 --> 00:15:20,829 No, I can tell, man. 336 00:15:20,912 --> 00:15:21,955 What are you doing? 337 00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,249 Lotusberry Relax. Lotusberry Relax. 338 00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:25,612 I can smell it on you right now! 339 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,210 Fine! Stop smelling my hair! 340 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,521 You know how much that stuff costs? 341 00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:30,338 Okay, Schmidt, I didn't use your conditioner. 342 00:15:30,422 --> 00:15:32,132 Why does your hair look so baby soft? 343 00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:33,717 Fine, Schmidt! 344 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,052 I ran out of shampoo 345 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,511 and I used your conditioner. 346 00:15:36,595 --> 00:15:38,031 We're talking about conditioner, right? 347 00:15:38,055 --> 00:15:39,306 You used it as shampoo? 348 00:15:39,389 --> 00:15:42,225 It's for moisture, Nick, not for cleaning! I can't believe… 349 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,953 I can't believe we're friends. Give me it back, man. 350 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,063 - Give you what back? - Give me it back. 351 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,916 - Think about what you're doing right now. - I'm squeezing it out of your hair. 352 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,942 - You're squeezing it out of my hair? - Yes, I am. 353 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:53,236 Stop squeezing it out of my hair! 354 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,572 Okay, yeah. It's on. 355 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,698 It's on. It's happening. 356 00:15:56,782 --> 00:15:58,092 - Oh, it is? - Yeah, it is happening. 357 00:15:58,116 --> 00:15:59,761 - Oh, you want… Okay, it is. - This is happening. 358 00:15:59,785 --> 00:16:01,679 These are the first moments of what is happening right now. 359 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:04,456 This is the beginning of what's happening right now! 360 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:06,259 - Want to get your hands dirty? - Yeah, man. 361 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,210 - Whoa! - Come on, Schmidt! 362 00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:09,795 You little rich boy sissy! 363 00:16:09,878 --> 00:16:12,214 Come on! Who you gonna hire to fight me, boy? 364 00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:13,799 Stop running! 365 00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:15,384 Stop running, Schmidt! 366 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,594 - You want it so bad, you got it! - Okay! 367 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,597 Enough! Where is this coming from, man? 368 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,518 Look, you chose to be a bartender. You chose to drop out of law school. 369 00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:27,896 You're not some down-on-your-luck hardscrabble guy, you're just a loser who… 370 00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:33,610 I didn't mean… 371 00:16:34,611 --> 00:16:35,946 It's fine, man. 372 00:16:36,488 --> 00:16:37,989 Okay. 373 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,993 Whatever, whatever, whatever, man. 374 00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:54,429 Just, these are the things that come out, man, 375 00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:56,341 when you take another man's conditioner. 376 00:16:59,928 --> 00:17:01,471 Winston, we need to talk. 377 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,685 We had a dress rehearsal. It was horrible. 378 00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:09,730 Stop it! 379 00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:13,608 Hey! 380 00:17:13,692 --> 00:17:15,318 Those are expensive! 381 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:22,075 I'm sorry, Jess, but I really don't care. 382 00:17:22,159 --> 00:17:23,827 You know what, I love running this group. 383 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:28,165 It gives me confidence, it gives me muscle definition. 384 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,251 Yes, sometimes it gives me blinding optical migraines 385 00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:34,171 where I literally can't see three feet in front of myself. 386 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,298 But I love these kids. 387 00:17:36,381 --> 00:17:38,759 And I'm sorry I kicked you out of group, 388 00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:42,179 but one thing you can't do with these kids is make it about you. 389 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,347 Jess, I don't see what the big deal is, okay? 390 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,351 I only practiced with you guys a couple of times. 391 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,018 You're such a tonkel! 392 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,186 Whoa, hold it! 393 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,687 Don't nobody call me a tonkel. 394 00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:53,666 If you tell them they aren't good, that's one more person telling them that. 395 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:54,858 That's a big deal to me, 396 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,777 making sure no one else gives up on them. 397 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,278 Even if they sound like 398 00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:01,573 a guy covered in bells falling down a staircase 399 00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:03,617 that's also made of bells. 400 00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:06,661 I know you've had a hard month, I know you don't have a job, 401 00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,955 but, God, they're just kids. 402 00:18:10,499 --> 00:18:13,794 Also, what happened to the refrigerator and the sofa? 403 00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,712 Did we get robbed by giants? 404 00:18:22,677 --> 00:18:24,930 You know what sucks about getting older? 405 00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:27,516 Your friends have known you for way too long. 406 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:29,684 - They've got too much on you. - Yep. 407 00:18:29,768 --> 00:18:31,228 I want friends who still lie to me, 408 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,705 'cause they don't want to hurt my feelings. 409 00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:35,107 I sadly kind of mean that. 410 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,570 What happened to us, man? We used to be so cool. 411 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,698 I was going to play basketball and be a gazillionaire. 412 00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:46,702 Right. And I told myself I was never going to live with Schmidt. 413 00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:48,078 Who do you live with now? 414 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,997 I live with Schmidt, and he's killing me, Winston. He's killing me. 415 00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,670 I got fired from a temp job. 416 00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:59,381 Yeah, I got kicked out of bell group 417 00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:01,049 for being too mean to kids. 418 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,902 Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 419 00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:04,987 That's a low point. You ain't got to talk to me, I know it. 420 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,179 - Yeah. - I know it, man. 421 00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:08,682 But I was just enjoying being good at something. 422 00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:09,766 Yeah. 423 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,578 I mean, what does she want me to do, not care about what the songs sound like? 424 00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:16,189 Winston, this is your thing, though. It's not always about being the best. 425 00:19:17,441 --> 00:19:20,736 It's not always about you, Winston. 426 00:19:20,986 --> 00:19:22,529 You know, this is about kids. 427 00:19:22,988 --> 00:19:24,072 Just pass the ball. 428 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,464 I'll drive, pal. 429 00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:43,633 Hey. You want to go to this bells concert? 430 00:19:46,511 --> 00:19:48,055 Let me get my cardigan. 431 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,063 I know you guys are nervous. 432 00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:59,232 I know you want to do a really great job and you want to sound really great, 433 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,317 but it's not about that. 434 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,444 There's a really big crowd of people 435 00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:05,405 who's really excited and wants to hear some bells today. Just look. 436 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,327 All right, bring it in. 437 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,958 Hello, Pershing Park! 438 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:18,126 We are… 439 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,003 Ensembell. 440 00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:21,129 What? What'd you say? 441 00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:24,132 - I said, um, Ensembell… - She said Ensembell! 442 00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:25,675 It's on the banner, stupid! 443 00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:32,265 You guys gonna play something? 444 00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:40,941 But first, I'd like to welcome Winston Bishop to the stage. 445 00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:45,862 What's a Winston Bishop? 446 00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:48,365 Hey. 447 00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,243 What's up? 448 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:53,870 Eye the Tiger? 449 00:20:54,538 --> 00:20:56,498 Yo, Hector, you think we can pull this off? 450 00:20:56,581 --> 00:20:58,875 - Probably not. - Yeah, I don't think so, either. 451 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,043 So let's do it. 452 00:21:01,962 --> 00:21:04,381 One, two, three, four. 453 00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:09,136 Two, three, four. 454 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,141 You know I don't think you're a loser, right? 455 00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:16,824 I can't hear anything you say when you wear that sweater, Schmidt. 456 00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:19,396 You open your mouth and I just hear, "Cardigan, cardigan." 457 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,856 "I am wearing a cardigan." 458 00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:25,485 - This is super embarrassing. - Yeah, it's terrible. 459 00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:33,452 It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight. 460 00:21:33,535 --> 00:21:36,121 Rising, watching us all with the eye… 461 00:21:36,204 --> 00:21:37,873 - You don't like the cardy? - No.