1 00:00:01,258 --> 00:00:03,064 Just come, Nick. Why not? 2 00:00:03,089 --> 00:00:05,764 Angie and I are not romantic weekend types. 3 00:00:05,862 --> 00:00:08,822 Sounds like you need some fresh air in a cabin 4 00:00:08,882 --> 00:00:10,760 You're dating a stripper. 5 00:00:10,772 --> 00:00:12,466 I'm dating a tall, handsome doctor. 6 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:14,101 We're both kind of living the dream. 7 00:00:14,168 --> 00:00:15,135 We're not "dating." 8 00:00:15,203 --> 00:00:18,303 What Angie and I have together is pure anarchy 9 00:00:18,339 --> 00:00:20,073 in like, a sexy, cool way. 10 00:00:20,109 --> 00:00:22,149 - Oh, yeah? - Look at what she did while I was sleeping. 11 00:00:22,296 --> 00:00:23,430 Look at how cool that is. 12 00:00:23,455 --> 00:00:25,123 She doodled on your armpit? 13 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,148 - It's not a doodle, it's a tat. - Of poodle hair? 14 00:00:27,179 --> 00:00:28,929 It's not poodle hair. It's like the, uh... 15 00:00:30,165 --> 00:00:32,171 Anyway, no to the cabin. 16 00:00:32,202 --> 00:00:33,470 - All right. - And why do you want us to come 17 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,953 on your romantic weekend anyhow? 18 00:00:34,977 --> 00:00:36,721 I thought it was just supposed to be you and the doctor. 19 00:00:36,735 --> 00:00:38,106 Okay, I'm a little nervous. 20 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:39,303 I just need backup. 21 00:00:39,327 --> 00:00:42,240 I want this weekend to be fun and perfect 22 00:00:42,265 --> 00:00:45,724 and lovely, and I want him to look at me at the end and go, 23 00:00:45,765 --> 00:00:47,968 "Jess, that was the best weekend I ever had." 24 00:00:47,999 --> 00:00:50,231 I'm glad you're keeping your expectations at a reasonable level. 25 00:00:50,269 --> 00:00:51,870 Come on, it'll be fun. 26 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,636 - Roast marshmallows, - Yeah. 27 00:00:53,668 --> 00:00:55,148 - Make a fire, - Oh, yeah. 28 00:00:55,179 --> 00:00:56,480 And sleep on a bear rug. 29 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:58,485 - You in? - Ooh, no. 30 00:00:58,517 --> 00:00:59,954 Jess, I'm sorry. We're not going 31 00:01:00,002 --> 00:01:01,035 - this weekend. - All right. 32 00:01:01,079 --> 00:01:02,513 But it's free. 33 00:01:02,543 --> 00:01:03,554 - You say free? - Yep. 34 00:01:03,582 --> 00:01:04,782 Yeah, we're 100% in. 35 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,434 - I'll go pack now. - Okay. 36 00:01:10,219 --> 00:01:14,219 Sync & corrections by Alice ==special thanks to err0001== www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:15,935 --> 00:01:18,033 Oh, wait, wait, wait, keep this in mind, right? 38 00:01:18,095 --> 00:01:20,165 Now, I have a spatula in my hand the entire time, 39 00:01:20,202 --> 00:01:22,138 and I'm looking her directly in the eye, and I say, 40 00:01:22,186 --> 00:01:23,626 "You're damn right I want some cake." 41 00:01:23,701 --> 00:01:25,569 Kind of weird. 42 00:01:26,023 --> 00:01:27,774 Hey, what's up? Guys, this is Schmidt. 43 00:01:27,829 --> 00:01:28,463 Hey. 44 00:01:28,485 --> 00:01:30,198 - Ready to go? - Yeah, no, let's do it. 45 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,507 It's nice meeting you all. 46 00:01:31,812 --> 00:01:34,004 Hey, uh, Winston, 47 00:01:34,415 --> 00:01:35,275 who are those guys? 48 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,942 I don't know, I just met them on the way to the bathroom. 49 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:38,180 But you were so light and charming. 50 00:01:38,247 --> 00:01:39,368 You were like Pixar Winston. 51 00:01:39,552 --> 00:01:41,959 Yeah, we were just chilling, man, just having a conversation. 52 00:01:41,996 --> 00:01:43,197 We can stay, if you want. 53 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:44,493 No, Schmidt, I don't want to stay. 54 00:01:44,531 --> 00:01:45,697 I want to eat. 55 00:01:45,722 --> 00:01:47,589 Come on, man. 56 00:01:50,325 --> 00:01:52,675 White Nick, brown Cece. 57 00:01:52,945 --> 00:01:54,977 I'd like to have a frank discussion about race. 58 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:56,522 Do you think that we're 59 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,956 allowing Winston to be his blackest self? 60 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,947 - I'm not gonna do this. - Okay, make sure Jess gets these, okay? 61 00:02:01,003 --> 00:02:02,022 Guys, please, I'm being serious. 62 00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:02,857 Okay, Schmidty, 63 00:02:02,882 --> 00:02:04,701 I know that you're being serious, 64 00:02:04,839 --> 00:02:08,542 but look, Winston has been black his entire life. 65 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:09,970 I think he knows how to handle it. 66 00:02:09,986 --> 00:02:11,279 We were out the other night for drinks, 67 00:02:11,304 --> 00:02:15,562 and well, he encountered some members of his own, 68 00:02:15,617 --> 00:02:18,310 and you should have seen the way that he lit up. 69 00:02:18,335 --> 00:02:19,858 I mean, he was like a glow stick. 70 00:02:19,902 --> 00:02:22,455 - This is terrible. - Whatever you were gonna do, please do not. 71 00:02:22,474 --> 00:02:24,014 - Just don't do it. - I want to create 72 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:26,526 an environment within this loft where Winston feels free, 73 00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:28,528 where the gates are open. Let's let Winston 74 00:02:28,564 --> 00:02:31,003 turn on his-his black switch 75 00:02:31,447 --> 00:02:33,140 and let his black light shine. 76 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:35,906 This is perfect. 77 00:02:35,935 --> 00:02:38,200 Yes, it is a weekend in the woods. 78 00:02:38,256 --> 00:02:40,531 I'm just glad that we get to spend some time together. 79 00:02:40,572 --> 00:02:41,892 Yeah. 80 00:02:43,906 --> 00:02:45,536 - Hey. - Yeah! 81 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:47,043 Oh, look, it's Jackie O. 82 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,980 - Me? All right, thanks. - Yeah, you. 83 00:02:49,048 --> 00:02:52,056 Sorry we're late. I had to stop and buy this bitch-ass a helmet. 84 00:02:52,087 --> 00:02:53,583 Because he wouldn't stop being a bitch-ass. 85 00:02:53,619 --> 00:02:55,154 The helmet we got at a rest stop, 86 00:02:55,179 --> 00:02:56,353 the shades are mine. 87 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:57,584 Yeah. 88 00:02:57,622 --> 00:02:59,790 Free cabin! Whoo! 89 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:01,290 It's actually my boss's cabin. 90 00:03:01,327 --> 00:03:03,919 - That's great! Whoo! - Yeah! USA, USA! 91 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,423 Indian food, dinner? You down? 92 00:03:08,498 --> 00:03:09,966 I thought maybe we'd eat at a place 93 00:03:10,009 --> 00:03:11,944 where you wanted to eat at tonight, Winston. 94 00:03:12,494 --> 00:03:14,588 As a strong black man. 95 00:03:15,138 --> 00:03:15,888 What? 96 00:03:15,906 --> 00:03:17,273 - What are you talking about? - Hey, man, I get it. 97 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:18,980 There are just some nights where I'm dying 98 00:03:19,043 --> 00:03:20,769 for my zadie's egg salad, 99 00:03:21,544 --> 00:03:23,557 pastrami piled a mile high, 100 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:25,450 some matzo, kreplach... 101 00:03:25,781 --> 00:03:27,069 Let's eat some soul food. 102 00:03:27,105 --> 00:03:29,172 Schmidt, I want Indian, southern Indian. 103 00:03:29,218 --> 00:03:30,651 Also, I got you something. 104 00:03:37,226 --> 00:03:39,360 - Jah rastafari. - Take this damn thing off my head. 105 00:03:39,396 --> 00:03:41,879 Okay, I'm sorry. You're right. 106 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,536 Forget the hat. Just, I made a mistake. 107 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:44,500 I just... 108 00:03:46,085 --> 00:03:47,751 Winston, tonight is about you. 109 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,932 I want to be the black friend that you never had. 110 00:03:49,972 --> 00:03:52,622 - I have black friends, Schmidt. - I want you to feel supported. 111 00:03:52,654 --> 00:03:56,859 I want you to be able to do the things that you don't feel like I understand. 112 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,979 Okay. So that means you're gonna do 113 00:04:00,998 --> 00:04:03,999 - whatever I say? - I mean, as long as it's gangster. 114 00:04:04,032 --> 00:04:05,933 - Or not. It doesn't have to be gangster. - Well, Schmidt, 115 00:04:05,944 --> 00:04:08,060 I want to say thank you for allowing me to be me 116 00:04:08,097 --> 00:04:09,260 and I look forward to sharing 117 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:10,953 my people's culture with you tonight. 118 00:04:12,892 --> 00:04:15,460 I've never played sexy Boggle before. 119 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:18,980 I'm gonna get into that later. 120 00:04:19,007 --> 00:04:20,070 Ow-ooh! 121 00:04:20,532 --> 00:04:22,007 Oops. Okay. 122 00:04:22,039 --> 00:04:23,340 Hey, guys. 123 00:04:23,693 --> 00:04:25,828 Sorry, we were just unpacking. 124 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,245 We could hear very clearly. Very clearly. 125 00:04:28,287 --> 00:04:29,848 Hey, you got a high-pitched scream, man. 126 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:30,976 Yeah, I do. 127 00:04:30,995 --> 00:04:33,699 So, you guys, we are playing best of 35, 128 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,818 um, 'cause I thought you guys 129 00:04:35,848 --> 00:04:37,148 were gonna hang out with us. 130 00:04:37,202 --> 00:04:38,966 - Oh. - Oh, Angie, 131 00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:40,284 this is my boss's cabin. 132 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:43,243 Oh! This is it! 133 00:04:43,288 --> 00:04:45,122 Where were these when we were having sex? 134 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:47,390 That's how I feel. What? 135 00:04:47,426 --> 00:04:48,559 - Let's go shoot things. - Yeah. 136 00:04:48,597 --> 00:04:50,564 - Okay. - Not scared. 137 00:04:50,628 --> 00:04:53,463 - Just be careful, please. - Good, yep. 138 00:04:53,531 --> 00:04:54,665 Yeah! 139 00:04:54,732 --> 00:04:56,299 All right, well... 140 00:04:57,098 --> 00:04:58,992 - That's all right. - Sam, are you having fun? 141 00:04:59,023 --> 00:05:00,764 'Cause I really, really want you to have fun. 142 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:02,456 - Course I am. I'm here with you. - Good. 143 00:05:02,491 --> 00:05:03,391 - You know? - Okay, good. 144 00:05:03,439 --> 00:05:04,527 Drink hot cocoa. 145 00:05:04,684 --> 00:05:07,053 It's not much fun without someone firing back. 146 00:05:07,632 --> 00:05:09,384 You're amazing! 147 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:10,897 Wow! 148 00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:12,722 That is not safe. 149 00:05:12,783 --> 00:05:16,156 That is really reckless. 150 00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:19,498 You want to shoot guns, don't you? 151 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,470 Go on. 152 00:05:23,158 --> 00:05:24,996 Guys, guys! Save a bullet! 153 00:05:28,706 --> 00:05:30,141 Could be a little bit closer. 154 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:35,202 You got to be kidding me. 155 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:36,712 How do you keep missing? 156 00:05:37,341 --> 00:05:38,298 Come on! 157 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:39,711 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 158 00:05:39,741 --> 00:05:41,709 - Hey. - No gun safety for us, right? 159 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,353 - You want to shoot? - No, no, no, do not 160 00:05:43,372 --> 00:05:46,118 give her a gun. She cannot handle having a gun, trust me. 161 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,542 All right, you know what, yeah, give me the boom stick. 162 00:05:48,585 --> 00:05:50,282 The what? It's not called a boom stick. It's a rifle. So... 163 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,617 What? Give me the rifle. 164 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,989 Oh, right. 165 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:56,543 Whoa, yeah, you know what? 166 00:05:56,579 --> 00:05:58,180 I feel powerful. 167 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,525 Whoa! Come on now! 168 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,860 Come on! Hey! 169 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:01,994 Okay, all right. 170 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,295 - Nobody better... - Hey! Jess! 171 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,907 - Hey! - Jess, thanks. 172 00:06:04,937 --> 00:06:05,832 Are you nuts? 173 00:06:05,857 --> 00:06:07,473 - Here, all right, see that can? - Yep. 174 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:09,357 - All right. - But I need like, a back story. 175 00:06:09,382 --> 00:06:11,276 Like, why am I mad at the can? 176 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,809 That can is your ex-boyfriend, and, uh, 177 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,434 he did not respect your space 178 00:06:16,483 --> 00:06:19,451 and, um, thought that your arts and crafts 179 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:21,312 - section of your house was ridiculous. - What? 180 00:06:21,343 --> 00:06:23,177 - And, right, done? Enough? - Yeah. No. Yeah. 181 00:06:23,204 --> 00:06:25,806 - Yeah. - Let me just square your hips right there. 182 00:06:26,391 --> 00:06:27,206 All right, 183 00:06:27,243 --> 00:06:28,751 center your... there you go. 184 00:06:28,798 --> 00:06:30,566 Now let me just move your hair. 185 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:32,571 - It's so pretty, really curly. - Thanks. 186 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:34,324 Fantasy and nightmare colliding. 187 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,103 Take a deep breath. 188 00:06:40,787 --> 00:06:41,619 Congrats. 189 00:06:41,654 --> 00:06:42,721 We have no power. 190 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:43,791 Uh... 191 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:44,888 I'm just gonna... 192 00:06:44,912 --> 00:06:47,035 Whoa! Jess, that's it. Let go of the rifle. 193 00:06:47,104 --> 00:06:48,696 I mean it; You're done. You're done. 194 00:06:51,707 --> 00:06:52,983 Jess, I'm having a great time. 195 00:06:53,027 --> 00:06:54,464 Oh, yeah, I'm so mad at you right now. 196 00:06:54,492 --> 00:06:56,692 Guys, I think that this just turned into an adventure. 197 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,636 Look what I found in the owner's closet. 198 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,473 - Yes! - Thank you so much. 199 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:01,705 - You rule. - This is good stuff. 200 00:07:01,736 --> 00:07:03,944 See, making the best of the night. Sweaters. 201 00:07:03,967 --> 00:07:05,051 A little mothy. 202 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,689 - Look what else I found in the owner's closet.- What? 203 00:07:08,569 --> 00:07:10,097 Crème de menthe, guys. 204 00:07:10,357 --> 00:07:11,650 Oh, get in here, girl. 205 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,988 Oh, body warmth. 206 00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:14,213 Take a pull. 207 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,994 - Ooh, yeah. - Pass her over. 208 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,088 - Ooh, that's... - Yeah. 209 00:07:18,113 --> 00:07:19,181 That is not crème de menthe. 210 00:07:19,219 --> 00:07:21,766 That is, uh, the green fairy right there. 211 00:07:21,788 --> 00:07:22,713 It's absinthe. 212 00:07:22,731 --> 00:07:24,700 - Yeah, it's absinthe. - Absinthe? 213 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,466 - Absinthe... - Nice. 214 00:07:26,606 --> 00:07:28,730 Has killed so many of our most famous painters. 215 00:07:28,754 --> 00:07:29,945 Last time I tried absinthe, 216 00:07:29,963 --> 00:07:31,926 I tried to put my car in my pocket. 217 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:33,927 Come on. 218 00:07:33,976 --> 00:07:35,733 Let's get crazy. 219 00:07:35,782 --> 00:07:36,883 Come on, babe. 220 00:07:38,823 --> 00:07:40,369 Yeah. 221 00:07:40,412 --> 00:07:41,700 Okay, yeah, yeah. 222 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:42,876 - Yeah. - Yeah. 223 00:07:42,913 --> 00:07:45,181 Perfect weekend! 224 00:07:46,281 --> 00:07:47,482 - No, no! - No! 225 00:07:47,514 --> 00:07:49,247 Whoa, too much. 226 00:07:49,307 --> 00:07:51,832 - Oh, guys. - I don't feel anything. 227 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:54,708 Well, those were just the best 228 00:07:54,752 --> 00:07:55,908 ribs that I've ever had. 229 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,139 Ooh, you ain't lying, child. 230 00:07:58,199 --> 00:07:59,305 Thanks for dinner, Schmidt. 231 00:07:59,336 --> 00:08:00,737 You know, I really appreciate it, man. 232 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,569 - I do feel supported. - So what's next? 233 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,329 There is this one thing that I miss. 234 00:08:04,454 --> 00:08:05,851 I probably shouldn't say, man. 235 00:08:05,894 --> 00:08:07,201 - I can't. - No, come on. 236 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:08,300 It's us, man. 237 00:08:10,585 --> 00:08:13,287 Schmidt, I could really go for some crack. 238 00:08:13,798 --> 00:08:15,231 What? 239 00:08:16,053 --> 00:08:17,151 Crack cocaine? 240 00:08:17,184 --> 00:08:18,686 I remember when I was a kid, 241 00:08:18,723 --> 00:08:19,990 me, my mom, 242 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:22,475 and her mom, and well, her mom, 243 00:08:22,512 --> 00:08:24,976 and then her mom, and then of course her mom, 244 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,141 and then my little cousin, Peanut, 245 00:08:26,177 --> 00:08:28,272 they'd all rush back to that flaming trash can 246 00:08:28,303 --> 00:08:30,481 where we'd sit around and harmonize 247 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:35,141 One of those nights I remember, well, we ran out of crack. 248 00:08:35,184 --> 00:08:36,972 I'd grab my scarf, and I would run on down 249 00:08:36,997 --> 00:08:38,577 to the liquor store where the thugs hang out, 250 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:41,337 and I would try to get a good deal on some crack. 251 00:08:42,014 --> 00:08:44,803 Whoo! They never would give me a good price, man, 252 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:47,040 but, uh, I tell you what, 253 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:50,899 there's nothing like the... the feel of a fire, 254 00:08:51,354 --> 00:08:52,685 a fresh-baked cookie, 255 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:56,846 and that sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs. 256 00:08:59,336 --> 00:09:00,411 Okay. 257 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,920 Okay, Winston, yeah. 258 00:09:02,128 --> 00:09:04,004 Sure, I mean, if... 259 00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:08,351 If that is something that you want to do... 260 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:10,430 See, I knew you were gonna judge me. 261 00:09:10,463 --> 00:09:12,179 - I knew it. - No, Winston. 262 00:09:12,632 --> 00:09:14,966 I knew you were gonna judge me and just... 263 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,869 Winston, listen to me. 264 00:09:18,199 --> 00:09:19,437 Look... 265 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,053 if crack cocaine is what you want 266 00:09:21,084 --> 00:09:23,789 then crack cocaine is what we are going to get. 267 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,510 How do we do this? 268 00:09:25,553 --> 00:09:28,012 Here's what we do, Schmidt. We go to the projects, okay? 269 00:09:28,059 --> 00:09:29,359 We knock on some doors. 270 00:09:29,378 --> 00:09:31,034 I'll wait in the car and take lookout 271 00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:32,592 while you do all the legwork. 272 00:09:32,616 --> 00:09:34,816 Because as you say, you are in much better shape than I am. 273 00:09:34,853 --> 00:09:36,485 You do have the body of a Smurf. 274 00:09:36,734 --> 00:09:39,232 We could... We could just get frozen yogurt. It's not a big deal. 275 00:09:39,269 --> 00:09:40,954 Schmidt isn't about no frozen yogurt. 276 00:09:41,066 --> 00:09:43,457 I want to go score some crack cocaine. 277 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:46,080 - Really? - We're gonna do this. 278 00:09:55,522 --> 00:09:57,372 Look at them. This is a cabin, guys. 279 00:09:57,415 --> 00:09:59,581 Getting wasted on a couple of shots of absinthe. 280 00:09:59,619 --> 00:10:01,019 Word games, word games, 281 00:10:01,075 --> 00:10:02,275 word games, word games, word games. 282 00:10:02,329 --> 00:10:04,537 Doctor! I was saying... 283 00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:09,205 I don't think I feel it. 284 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,118 I can't believe I'm the sober one. 285 00:10:11,188 --> 00:10:13,819 That's actually never happened in my life. 286 00:10:13,873 --> 00:10:15,675 Who wants to play Charades? 287 00:10:16,056 --> 00:10:16,932 Me. 288 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:18,438 One syllable, one syllable. 289 00:10:18,477 --> 00:10:20,144 Movie. 290 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:21,430 Gattaca. 291 00:10:21,468 --> 00:10:22,983 Oh, I want to be them. 292 00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:24,848 I have to run upstairs for a sec. 293 00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:27,977 I have it on good authority my bed has disappeared. 294 00:10:28,081 --> 00:10:30,216 I need to go check it out. 295 00:10:31,645 --> 00:10:33,947 I got to head up there and take care of that. 296 00:10:33,984 --> 00:10:36,262 Oh, you-you're gonna go upstairs? 297 00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:38,361 - Yeah, yeah. - Now? 298 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:39,295 Yeah. 299 00:10:39,332 --> 00:10:41,858 Oh, ho-ho-ho, yeah. 300 00:10:42,527 --> 00:10:43,480 Okay. 301 00:10:43,534 --> 00:10:44,677 Have fun. 302 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:45,877 I will, I guess. 303 00:10:50,662 --> 00:10:51,962 Up. 304 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,409 Doesn't sound good. 305 00:10:54,477 --> 00:10:56,424 Oh, Jess. 306 00:10:56,461 --> 00:10:58,990 - That sounded terrible. - The absinthe 307 00:10:59,019 --> 00:11:00,555 has found a new host. 308 00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:02,841 - The toilet. - Oh... 309 00:11:02,868 --> 00:11:04,883 I like Angie. 310 00:11:05,307 --> 00:11:07,168 She's cool. It's kind of like 311 00:11:07,205 --> 00:11:10,148 riding a poorly maintained carnival ride. 312 00:11:10,173 --> 00:11:11,592 I'm glad you get it. 313 00:11:11,617 --> 00:11:13,360 I think she really likes you. 314 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:15,954 All right. 315 00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:18,653 Jeth... I'm not... I'm-I'm with Jeth. 316 00:11:18,776 --> 00:11:19,940 - What? - Hey, Nick, 317 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,378 look, we switched. 318 00:11:21,403 --> 00:11:23,571 And look... middle of the night... 319 00:11:26,757 --> 00:11:28,790 What is the big deal? 320 00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:32,482 I... why else did we all go to a cabin together? 321 00:11:32,539 --> 00:11:33,593 To hike? 322 00:11:33,636 --> 00:11:35,971 Guys, I'm still really feeling it. 323 00:11:36,009 --> 00:11:37,876 I just can't believe you'd do that to Nick. 324 00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:39,639 She didn't do anything to me. 325 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:41,036 We have an open relationship. 326 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,823 She can do whatever she wants. I don't care. 327 00:11:42,851 --> 00:11:46,511 Enough. I'm tired of you acting like this cool guy 328 00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:48,475 with an "open relationship." 329 00:11:48,762 --> 00:11:51,147 - That is not you. - Yes, it is, Jess. 330 00:11:51,266 --> 00:11:53,398 Why won't you just let me be me? This is me! 331 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:55,406 I'm sorry. I just don't believe you. 332 00:11:55,443 --> 00:11:56,598 You're not this guy. 333 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,780 No, no, no, I'm not feeling good... 334 00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,886 At least we don't pretend to be this perfect couple. 335 00:12:00,911 --> 00:12:03,114 I do not pretend to be a perfect couple. 336 00:12:03,138 --> 00:12:04,720 The only reason that we're here 337 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,393 is 'cause you asked us to come, 338 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,837 'cause you didn't want to be alone with Dr. Sam. 339 00:12:09,058 --> 00:12:10,674 'Cause then you'd have to be real with him. 340 00:12:10,704 --> 00:12:12,423 Jess? Is that true? 341 00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:14,825 Yes, but no... it's out of context. 342 00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:16,431 It's out of context, Nick. 343 00:12:16,456 --> 00:12:17,900 You think you know everything about me. 344 00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:19,916 - I'm a rock and roll guy. - You are the guy 345 00:12:19,954 --> 00:12:22,415 who asks me to light matches for you 346 00:12:22,446 --> 00:12:24,593 'cause you're afraid your fingers are gonna get too hot. 347 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,292 - I did that one time. - Multiple times. 348 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,280 I was on the back of a motorcycle earlier, 349 00:12:28,303 --> 00:12:29,971 and I wasn't even that scared. 350 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,077 - You don't think I'm crazy? - No. 351 00:12:32,237 --> 00:12:33,916 Would a sane man do this? 352 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,043 Oh! 353 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,856 Oh! 354 00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:40,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. 355 00:12:40,111 --> 00:12:41,545 You're doing it. You're doing a lot of it. 356 00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:43,422 You need to just pace it a little bit... 357 00:12:44,009 --> 00:12:45,728 Oh, whoa, that... you're really doing it. 358 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,598 Whoa! 359 00:12:54,636 --> 00:12:55,523 Well? 360 00:12:55,547 --> 00:12:58,185 I suppose we could just get out and ask any of these street youths. 361 00:12:58,217 --> 00:12:59,564 I'll let you get out the car first. 362 00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:00,526 Go ahead, do your thing, man. 363 00:13:00,557 --> 00:13:03,307 I don't want to ask the wrong person and end up with some sub-par crack. 364 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:05,120 I want the fresh crack, you know? 365 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,088 Not some crack that's been laying around all day. 366 00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,816 Ooh... I'm really starting to schvitz. 367 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,649 We don't have to do this. Man, we could just 368 00:13:12,674 --> 00:13:14,460 turn this car around, forget this ever happened, 369 00:13:14,479 --> 00:13:15,604 and get you some frozen yogurt. 370 00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:17,762 I will not let you deny who you are any longer. 371 00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,069 Not on my watch. 372 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:21,096 - Schmidt... - Hey, psst! 373 00:13:21,525 --> 00:13:23,540 - Schmidt, no. - Yes. Skee-you! 374 00:13:23,627 --> 00:13:25,206 - Skee-you! - Schmidt! 375 00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:26,076 You, dude. 376 00:13:26,107 --> 00:13:27,356 Don't call that man to this car. 377 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:28,902 Hi, how are you this evening? 378 00:13:29,104 --> 00:13:30,303 What do you guys need? 379 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,692 It's cool, just get in the car, man. 380 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,540 - What cool? - Yeah, we're cool. 381 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,096 Schmidt, you did not invite this guy in this car. 382 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,243 He could be crazy, could have a gun. 383 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,430 - That's a racist thing to say, Winston, that he... - Stop it, Schmidt... 384 00:13:38,454 --> 00:13:40,492 Just assuming that this man has a pistol. 385 00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:41,703 Hi, sir. 386 00:13:41,761 --> 00:13:42,774 How are you this evening? 387 00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:45,898 Um, the two of us are very interested 388 00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:47,536 in purchasing some crack cocaine. 389 00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:48,939 You guys cops? 390 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,019 - What? - Okay, let me out. 391 00:13:50,056 --> 00:13:51,919 Schmidt, Schmidt... I was just messing with you, man. 392 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:53,155 Okay? I was just trying to see 393 00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:55,371 how far your stupid white guilt would take you. 394 00:13:55,832 --> 00:13:57,011 Have you ever done crack? 395 00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,442 Hell, no, I've never done crack, man. 396 00:13:58,466 --> 00:13:59,959 Why do you think I've done crack? Because I'm black? 397 00:13:59,984 --> 00:14:01,153 I thought you'd done crack 'cause you told me 398 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,654 - the whole story about you doing crack. - I though you guys 399 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:03,993 just needed directions, okay? 400 00:14:04,024 --> 00:14:05,174 - Let me out! - Okay, sir, 401 00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:06,707 - just calm down, all right? - Oh, please, man. 402 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,680 - Be cool.- Fine, okay, look, you want it? You want it? Look! 403 00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:09,946 - Whoa! No! - Oh my God, no! 404 00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:11,043 - Look, my wallet. - No! No! 405 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,443 Take my wallet! Here's my wallet, okay? 406 00:14:12,511 --> 00:14:13,912 Shoot the white dude! Just let me out... 407 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,101 Shoot him! No, don't shoot me! 408 00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:17,182 Shoot him, man! But that's... 409 00:14:17,249 --> 00:14:18,916 - That's your wallet. - That's your wallet. 410 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,868 - Are you not robbing us? - You're not robbing me? 411 00:14:20,899 --> 00:14:22,571 - I don't want to rob you, man. - I thought you were gonna... 412 00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:24,102 I totally misread the situation. 413 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,621 - I thought you was robbing me. - Oh, no, man. 414 00:14:25,645 --> 00:14:27,305 - Oh, hey, man, I'm Schmidt. - Robert, man. 415 00:14:27,358 --> 00:14:28,492 - Robert. Nice to meet you. - Pleasure, man. 416 00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:30,396 Robert, man, hey, man, nice to meet you, man. 417 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,577 - What a nice smile he has. All right, guys. - I'm just... 418 00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:34,457 Okay. Here, I'll... they're the child locks. 419 00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:35,847 - I don't even have kids, but... - You guys have a great night, okay? 420 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,600 - You, too, man. Be safe. - Take care, Robert. 421 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,335 - Take it easy, man. - You guys have a good night, man, all right. 422 00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:40,681 That was insane. 423 00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:42,162 - I was terrified. That... - Oh, my goodness. 424 00:14:42,183 --> 00:14:44,518 I judged... 425 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,702 - God, Robert! - Robert... 426 00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,152 I just... the wallet? 427 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,426 - Oh, your wallet... - Oh, your wallet. 428 00:14:49,446 --> 00:14:51,146 - Just give him the wallet. - I'm really sorry. 429 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,352 - Yeah, it's kind of... - No, yeah, I get it. 430 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:53,916 I'd want my wallet back, too. 431 00:14:53,983 --> 00:14:55,084 - Thank you. - All right. Thanks, Robert. 432 00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:56,685 - I wouldn't thank him. - Whoa, man. 433 00:14:56,753 --> 00:14:58,353 What a hilarious misunderstanding. 434 00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,255 - Schmidt, drive the damn car. - No, you're right. 435 00:15:19,374 --> 00:15:22,543 You know, I feel so much better after throwing up into the fire. 436 00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:27,814 Uh, Sam, can you pass the bread? 437 00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:30,483 - Oh, sure thing. - No, I'll pass the bread, Angie. 438 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:33,291 Just keep your hands to yourself and let the bread come to you. 439 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,493 - Why do you keep taking my bread? - Oh, I'm sorry. 440 00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:43,662 I thought you and the bread had an open relationship. 441 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,227 I said I was sorry. I thought this was an agreement. 442 00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:48,044 I thought we were all cool with this. I don't... 443 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,282 Absinthe! 444 00:15:51,911 --> 00:15:53,749 Fun dinner. Fun dinner. 445 00:15:53,981 --> 00:15:55,815 I always have fun at the cabin. 446 00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:57,251 You guys want to pick my brain? 447 00:15:57,276 --> 00:15:58,701 You guys want to know what I'm thinking about? 448 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,468 I like dogs more than cats. 449 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,021 I like chipmunks more than squirrels. 450 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,422 I believe in UFOs. 451 00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:07,297 I once had a bass teacher, 452 00:16:07,331 --> 00:16:09,114 when I was younger, who did the standing bass. 453 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:12,005 And he had a very weird smell, and I still think about it. 454 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,267 His name was Mr. Hilton. 455 00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:16,793 I don't like the fact that you tried to kiss Sam. 456 00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:21,033 Because I have feelings for you, Angie. 457 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,312 I'm... I had no idea, I'm sorry. 458 00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:28,624 I know. We said it was open, but... 459 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:31,787 I'm proud of you for saying that. 460 00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:33,596 Dr. Sam? 461 00:16:33,944 --> 00:16:35,688 If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. 462 00:16:37,181 --> 00:16:39,448 But like a really big Monopoly one. 463 00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:42,849 And I say that of the deepest compliments. 464 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:44,591 Appreciate it. 465 00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:48,980 Winston, I'm sorry. I was just trying to help. 466 00:16:49,048 --> 00:16:50,662 What, help me realize that I'm black? 467 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:51,900 Schmidt, believe it or not, man, 468 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:53,202 I've known that for a while now. 469 00:16:53,227 --> 00:16:55,702 I just feel bad you're forced to live here with Jess and Nick. 470 00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:57,236 - Oh, wow. - I mean, they're honky as hell. 471 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,614 And look at our people. Look what we've given to this country. 472 00:16:59,692 --> 00:17:00,764 Jazz... 473 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,687 The management of jazz musicians. 474 00:17:02,718 --> 00:17:05,185 But, look, Schmidt, being black means 475 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,018 whatever I want it to mean. 476 00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:08,502 You know, the fact of the matter is 477 00:17:08,521 --> 00:17:10,129 I live in a loft with three people 478 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,120 who happen to be white. 479 00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:14,182 But believe you me, there is so much more 480 00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:15,553 that I find annoying about you 481 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,848 that I haven't even gotten to race. 482 00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:19,899 Now, I'm gonna get some frozen yogurt. 483 00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:21,810 Would you like anything? 484 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:22,915 Yeah. 485 00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,235 I'll have a vanilla chocolate swirl. 486 00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,171 - No. - What, no... 487 00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:30,440 No. I'll have strawberry with jimmies. 488 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:32,353 Did you get that? 489 00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:35,451 Hey. 490 00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:36,720 How you doing? 491 00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:40,472 Much better. 492 00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:43,952 That alcohol got on top of me. 493 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,807 Oh... I'm a little embarrassed by that. 494 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,900 I'm sorry about Sam. 495 00:17:47,971 --> 00:17:49,965 I... I thought it was cool. 496 00:17:49,995 --> 00:17:52,011 - Right. - And I try to ruin things as soon as 497 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:53,341 they get good. 498 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:55,526 I'm working on it. 499 00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:58,121 Believe it or not, I'm working on stuff, too. 500 00:17:58,152 --> 00:18:00,954 You know, I just wish I was working on less stuff. 501 00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:03,277 You know, I've been arrested three times. 502 00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:04,691 Four times. 503 00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,065 Four to five times. 504 00:18:06,095 --> 00:18:07,158 I have tattoos 505 00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:09,363 of bands that I don't even like anymore. 506 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:10,657 By the way, you've been really cool 507 00:18:10,694 --> 00:18:11,995 about the "Jamiroquai" tattoo on my butt. 508 00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:14,254 I'm not asking you to change. 509 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,163 Just how about meet me in the middle a little bit? 510 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:20,005 What do you want me to do? Go to brunch? 511 00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:21,405 Are we supposed to, like, read articles 512 00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:22,868 and then talk about them together? 513 00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:24,958 Okay, I'm never going to be that kind of girl. 514 00:18:24,989 --> 00:18:27,211 I just want to do something normal. 515 00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:28,639 How about not 516 00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:30,949 drawing pubes on my armpit 517 00:18:30,974 --> 00:18:32,062 while I'm sleeping? 518 00:18:32,095 --> 00:18:34,633 You think you could do something like that? 519 00:18:35,204 --> 00:18:37,110 Yeah. Yeah. 520 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,555 'Cause I would really like to keep this going. 521 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,813 Want to move your twin bed over here? 522 00:18:43,838 --> 00:18:45,739 Sexy, sexy, sexy. 523 00:18:47,225 --> 00:18:48,798 Bird! Bird! Bird! 524 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:49,979 - Bird! - Oh. 525 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,337 - Help! Help! - Oh, my God. 526 00:18:51,349 --> 00:18:52,537 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 527 00:18:52,568 --> 00:18:54,169 No big, I got it! I'm on it. 528 00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:56,380 Just a... it was a painting. 529 00:18:56,616 --> 00:18:59,418 That's not really how I wanted the weekend to go. 530 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:01,209 I thought the worst thing that could happen 531 00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:04,347 was someone wouldn't like the cheese I brought. 532 00:19:04,391 --> 00:19:06,258 I wanted it to be perfect. 533 00:19:06,657 --> 00:19:09,336 Jess, when Nick said that you invited them 534 00:19:09,432 --> 00:19:11,000 because you were nervous... 535 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:13,250 - No, don't worry about that. - Jess, 536 00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:15,754 we're not perfect. 537 00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,529 Like the first time we slept together, 538 00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:19,386 like, I didn't even know your real name. 539 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,064 Kind of a pretty sassy detail. 540 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,402 Can we just concentrate on the fact that, like, 541 00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:27,618 I was tripping pretty hard on absinthe 542 00:19:27,645 --> 00:19:28,979 and I said, "No"? 543 00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:30,071 To a stripper? 544 00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:31,937 I mean, a stripper was like rubbing my leg... 545 00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:33,708 That's weirdly... 546 00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:37,176 the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 547 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,227 - Got it. - I left a Post-it note 548 00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:01,033 on the transformer that said "Broken." 549 00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:02,628 Is there any way that we could make it look 550 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,766 - like it was raccoon bites? - A few announcements. 551 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:05,937 Uh... 552 00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:08,336 Angie left. Me. 553 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,372 - What? - She took the motorcycle, 554 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,055 and, uh, a few of my belongings, 555 00:20:12,092 --> 00:20:13,894 but I'm still wearing my underwear, 556 00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,924 so she comes up short-handed in that treasure hunt. 557 00:20:15,955 --> 00:20:17,193 - Seriously? - Oh, I'm so sorry, Nick. 558 00:20:17,225 --> 00:20:18,138 I'm sorry, man. 559 00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:19,396 It's fine; I'm a grown man. 560 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:20,855 I will need a ride home. 561 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,008 - Yeah. - Obviously. 562 00:20:22,044 --> 00:20:23,622 I would love to pitch in with gas, 563 00:20:23,641 --> 00:20:25,892 but I don't have any money, so I could pay in "Nick Bucks," 564 00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:27,203 fully redeemable 565 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,538 for smiles 566 00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:30,526 and any one item from my bureau. 567 00:20:30,556 --> 00:20:31,722 We'll hold you to that. 568 00:20:31,741 --> 00:20:33,074 Thank you, Doctor. 569 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,952 Don't, I-I'm good. 570 00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:37,732 - I know you don't want to be hugged. - I don't want to be hugged. 571 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,287 - And I respect that. So... - Okay. 'Cause I'm fine. 572 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,727 Jess, no, I'm good, I'm good. I promise you, I'm good. Just... 573 00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:44,282 Actually, this is very weird for me. 574 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:45,703 - I'm not hugging you. - I know. 575 00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:48,295 - I'm sorry. - I promise you I'm okay. 576 00:20:48,337 --> 00:20:50,491 Stop making this a thing, because I'm not sad. 577 00:20:50,522 --> 00:20:52,697 - This is for the best. - Yeah. 578 00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,722 - I'm fine. - She didn't deserve you. 579 00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:57,399 Whatever that means. 580 00:20:57,435 --> 00:20:59,226 - Thank you. - Okay, almost there. 581 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:00,895 - Hey, let's go! - All right. 582 00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:04,420 Hey, the potato salad's accidentally in the garbage. 583 00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:06,002 Look at that. 584 00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:07,695 You guys mind if I eat this in the back seat? 585 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,448 You can eat salad in my back seat anytime. 586 00:21:12,492 --> 00:21:13,842 Didn't mean that to be sexual. 587 00:21:13,891 --> 00:21:15,359 All right, guys. 588 00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:16,914 It's a little bit gamey. 589 00:21:17,614 --> 00:21:18,588 Okay. 590 00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:20,891 - I'll get the garbage, here. - Hold on, hold on. 591 00:21:21,585 --> 00:21:22,851 The absinthe. 592 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,694 You almost screwed that up by accident. 593 00:21:24,807 --> 00:21:26,241 Wow. 594 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,119 We're ready. You all right? 595 00:21:28,143 --> 00:21:29,879 Yep, I'll be right with you guys. 596 00:21:32,322 --> 00:21:34,197 That was a mistake! Whoo! 597 00:21:34,228 --> 00:21:36,197 I am gonna poop weird tonight! 598 00:21:36,259 --> 00:21:39,259 Yeah... Oooh, that was a mistake. 599 00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:43,872 Sync & corrections by Alice ==special thanks to err0001== www.addic7ed.com