1 00:00:01,455 --> 00:00:02,980 Hey, guys! Hurry up! 2 00:00:02,999 --> 00:00:04,695 I'm the maid of honor and I have to be there early 3 00:00:04,714 --> 00:00:06,491 and I wanna get a picture in before we go. 4 00:00:06,508 --> 00:00:10,052 Miami Vice called and on the show... I don't know how to finish that joke. 5 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:11,983 - What? - Ah, scratch it, scratch it. 6 00:00:12,019 --> 00:00:14,225 Winston, please. Your belly is on my hip. 7 00:00:14,244 --> 00:00:16,594 - Dad, can you come and take our picture? - All right. 8 00:00:16,611 --> 00:00:20,272 Having a little trouble getting off this air mattress. 9 00:00:20,307 --> 00:00:22,163 Oh, here we go. 10 00:00:22,216 --> 00:00:24,222 And we... okay. I'm off, I'm off. 11 00:00:24,242 --> 00:00:26,236 Here... where is it? All right, give me this. 12 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:27,506 Let's do this. 13 00:00:27,535 --> 00:00:29,073 Okay, you ready? 14 00:00:29,079 --> 00:00:31,248 Scrunch together. There we go. 15 00:00:31,267 --> 00:00:32,842 No... 16 00:00:32,916 --> 00:00:35,435 - uh, Rick, move one step to your right. - Me? 17 00:00:35,441 --> 00:00:37,573 Yes, one step to your right. 18 00:00:37,742 --> 00:00:39,242 One more step to your right. 19 00:00:39,254 --> 00:00:41,730 - I can't go much further. - One more step to your right. 20 00:00:41,749 --> 00:00:43,747 Until you get into the hallway, 21 00:00:43,759 --> 00:00:46,680 - and then, once you get in the hallway... - No, I see what you're doing, dude. - Dad, 22 00:00:46,693 --> 00:00:49,706 - Very funny, buddy. - dad, we have to go... - ... go directly to the Chinatown trash can 23 00:00:49,724 --> 00:00:52,264 - where you got that suit. - There's nothing wrong with this suit. - Dad, we need to take the picture. 24 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:53,722 I wore this at my high school graduation. 25 00:00:53,741 --> 00:00:57,084 - Nick, you're not doing yourself any favors. - I look very handsome. I look like I'm on Miami Vice. 26 00:00:57,102 --> 00:00:58,715 - Should I take the picture? - No, I'm not doing this. 27 00:00:58,733 --> 00:01:01,379 - He's getting on me about the suit. - You're ruining the picture. - Okay. 28 00:01:01,404 --> 00:01:02,804 I'm not doing it. I'm out of here. 29 00:01:02,816 --> 00:01:05,629 - Stop. Where are you going? - Was gonna do my cool poses. 30 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:08,166 You ready? One, two... 31 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:18,471 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:19,265 --> 00:01:20,990 - You changed. - Check it out. 33 00:01:21,008 --> 00:01:22,464 Schmidt gave me his worst suit. 34 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:25,398 He said, if I could get it over my thighs, he didn't want it. 35 00:01:25,404 --> 00:01:28,404 Miami Vice called, and this time, I answered. 36 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,577 - Yeah? - Yeah! 37 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,804 I hope you're not doing all this 'cause of what my dad said. 38 00:01:33,822 --> 00:01:36,624 I don't think you're an unemployable alcoholic bummer. 39 00:01:36,643 --> 00:01:38,472 - What? - No, I don't think you're a child. 40 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:41,517 - Whoa, when did he say that? - Hmm? 41 00:01:41,924 --> 00:01:43,231 - What? - Bob said that about me? 42 00:01:43,244 --> 00:01:44,643 Anyway, the point is... 43 00:01:44,662 --> 00:01:46,780 I don't think you're any of those things. 44 00:01:46,904 --> 00:01:49,086 We're at a wedding together. 45 00:01:49,134 --> 00:01:50,778 It's nice, right? You look great. 46 00:01:50,808 --> 00:01:52,573 Thanks. So do you. 47 00:01:52,622 --> 00:01:54,928 - I'm gonna go find Cece. - Yeah. 48 00:01:55,535 --> 00:01:58,448 All right, I guess we're doing that. 49 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:03,910 There are so many fun, cool traditions at this thing. 50 00:02:03,928 --> 00:02:05,919 The groom comes in on a white horse. 51 00:02:05,932 --> 00:02:09,281 So, basically, they're just copying my Bar Mitzvah. 52 00:02:09,981 --> 00:02:11,375 Oh, my goodness. 53 00:02:11,637 --> 00:02:14,387 That is Bucky the Badger, Wisconsin's mascot. 54 00:02:14,424 --> 00:02:16,257 Yeah, I got a sweatshirt with his face on it, 55 00:02:16,292 --> 00:02:18,410 and he's wearing a sweatshirt with his face on it. 56 00:02:18,567 --> 00:02:21,022 Bucky cool. Bucky! 57 00:02:21,086 --> 00:02:22,780 He's got a super weird thing with badgers. 58 00:02:22,805 --> 00:02:24,467 Is that a real badger? 59 00:02:24,652 --> 00:02:27,428 Hey, the ceremony lasts for three hours, 60 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,505 so you better go pee now. You know, your weak bladder. 61 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,274 - You remembered. - Of course I did. 62 00:02:32,292 --> 00:02:35,099 Now I have to pee. Every time you say "pee," I have to pee. 63 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:38,097 Thank you for coming. 64 00:02:40,591 --> 00:02:43,121 - Go pee. Okay. - I'm gonna. 65 00:02:43,243 --> 00:02:45,120 It's okay to be nervous. 66 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,728 But nothing can go wrong. 67 00:02:46,747 --> 00:02:49,914 All you have to do is go out there, 68 00:02:50,217 --> 00:02:54,122 get married, and I will do the rest, okay? 69 00:02:54,614 --> 00:02:56,698 Schmidt! 70 00:03:01,796 --> 00:03:03,311 Get out. 71 00:03:03,457 --> 00:03:05,083 Well, this certainly isn't the bathroom. 72 00:03:05,111 --> 00:03:07,296 Get out. Get out. 73 00:03:11,717 --> 00:03:14,435 Guys, guys, shut up and listen to me— it's Cece. 74 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,468 - She doesn't want to get married. - Damn. - What happened? 75 00:03:16,493 --> 00:03:18,398 Well, her exact words were: "I don't want to marry Shivrang, 76 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:21,610 "but my whole family has flown out here from all the way across the world. 77 00:03:21,628 --> 00:03:25,625 I can't back out now. Please, Schmidt, as my closest friend, help me." 78 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,401 - What did Jess say? - Well, Jess didn't hear it— 79 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,631 Cece told me with her eyes. 80 00:03:28,644 --> 00:03:31,313 - Oh, so nothing happened. - Cool, so she's marrying Shivrang. - No, guys, I know Cece— 81 00:03:31,331 --> 00:03:33,531 - I know her looks. - Schmidt, what were you doing back there? 82 00:03:33,549 --> 00:03:34,818 Cece's backing out of the wedding. 83 00:03:34,836 --> 00:03:36,274 - What? - It's true. She told me. 84 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,143 - With her eyes. - Oh, my God. 85 00:03:38,149 --> 00:03:40,340 I thought you were talking about something real. Schmidt. 86 00:03:40,357 --> 00:03:42,003 The wedding's happening— let her go. 87 00:03:42,028 --> 00:03:45,075 I have let her go. I'm with Elizabeth now and she's amazing. 88 00:03:45,087 --> 00:03:48,256 Look, Jess, I'm telling you this as Cece's friend and nothing more. 89 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,000 Cece loves Shivrang— I know that 90 00:03:50,025 --> 00:03:51,630 'cause I know her better than you do. 91 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,106 False. When you've had sexual congress with someone 92 00:03:54,111 --> 00:03:57,056 and you've peered into their soul at the exact moment of fulfillment... 93 00:03:57,069 --> 00:03:58,600 - Ew. - No, no, hear him out. 94 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,750 Schmidt, listen up and listen good. 95 00:04:00,787 --> 00:04:03,406 You are not to talk to Cece, you are not to look at Cece, 96 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:06,559 and you are not to have eye conversations with her. 97 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:08,600 Or I will bust you. 98 00:04:08,677 --> 00:04:10,344 Hard. 99 00:04:10,374 --> 00:04:12,590 - And later, I'm gonna bust you hard. - Yeah, you are. 100 00:04:12,726 --> 00:04:15,921 Good night, nurse. I've been naughty. 101 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,599 Sorry, I didn't know— you guys were supposed... 102 00:04:17,617 --> 00:04:18,911 not supposed to hear that, so... 103 00:04:18,936 --> 00:04:21,311 Bros ever before the ho. 104 00:04:21,336 --> 00:04:23,105 - Anybody have a jar? - I'm sorry, okay? 105 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,582 But we have to sabotage this wedding. 106 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,218 - Winston? - No, guys, look, 107 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:29,861 you always bring me into these situations, and 108 00:04:29,893 --> 00:04:33,800 I get in over my head because I love pranks. 109 00:04:33,995 --> 00:04:35,614 I really do. I mean, you know that. 110 00:04:35,626 --> 00:04:39,114 - Yeah. - But look, it's time for me to just face the facts 111 00:04:39,143 --> 00:04:41,318 that I'm no good at them. 112 00:04:41,391 --> 00:04:44,983 You know, I'm 31 now, and it's time for me to cut the nonsense. 113 00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:47,510 You're 100% right, man, but just, I don't know... 114 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,936 what about today, just today... 115 00:04:50,152 --> 00:04:52,372 you give me full-on crazy? 116 00:04:52,954 --> 00:04:54,398 - Yeah! - You listen here! 117 00:04:54,436 --> 00:04:56,967 - Hey, hey, hey. Nobody's doing anything! - Yeah! - What? 118 00:04:56,998 --> 00:04:59,329 - What? - Jess asked us not to, 119 00:04:59,349 --> 00:05:03,160 so we are going to enjoy Cece's wedding like adults. 120 00:05:03,197 --> 00:05:05,676 So good night, nurse. 121 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,689 Sorry for saying that. 122 00:05:07,805 --> 00:05:08,893 I am all... 123 00:05:08,924 --> 00:05:11,032 I'm all turned around. 124 00:05:11,231 --> 00:05:13,869 - We sabotaging this thing or what? - Absolutely. 125 00:05:19,184 --> 00:05:21,185 Hello, Auntie. 126 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,826 This is embarrassing. 127 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:28,876 I'll be right back. 128 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,035 Excuse me, Elizabeth. Can I talk business? 129 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,619 - Yeah. - Thank you. 130 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,654 - I want you to call it off. - What? 131 00:05:36,678 --> 00:05:39,721 Whatever you're planning on doing, don't do it. 132 00:05:39,746 --> 00:05:42,659 - This wedding means a lot to Jess. - What are you doing? 133 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,432 What has happened to you? 134 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:46,574 - You changed your suit, you're carrying her purse. - Yeah, I am. 135 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:48,065 You're wearing deodorant 136 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,627 - under both arms... - Both arms, yeah. 137 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:53,705 Why are you trying so hard, man? Either Jess wants the real you or... 138 00:05:53,829 --> 00:05:55,655 or she don't. 139 00:05:55,728 --> 00:05:57,796 The real Nick would help me sabo this wedding. 140 00:05:57,849 --> 00:06:00,437 Is "sabo" short for sabotage, Schmidt? 141 00:06:00,474 --> 00:06:01,724 Why would you...? 142 00:06:01,749 --> 00:06:03,863 - I mean, why would you even say that? - I knew it was. I was being mean. 143 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,723 - I was bullying you to get dominance in this moment. - You know it... of course you know... you know it is. 144 00:06:06,753 --> 00:06:08,021 - I want you to call it off. - You know it's... 145 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:12,361 - You know "sabo" is short for sabot... sabotage. - I know... I know... Hey, skin it and call it off. 146 00:06:12,384 --> 00:06:14,537 - You got it, man. - Thanks, man. 147 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,047 - I'll call it off. No problem, Nicholas. - Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. 148 00:06:17,078 --> 00:06:18,253 - Thank you. - Now. 149 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:19,908 Now? 150 00:06:24,729 --> 00:06:26,177 Shivrang, hold on! 151 00:06:26,195 --> 00:06:27,880 Ow, my testicles! 152 00:06:27,901 --> 00:06:29,720 Don't get on the highway! 153 00:06:29,751 --> 00:06:32,889 Just reared up and just took off... 154 00:06:32,997 --> 00:06:36,307 I'm scared that it might have damaged me. - No, no, no, no damage. 155 00:06:36,338 --> 00:06:39,523 Are you enjoying the wedding festivities, Schmidt? 156 00:06:39,977 --> 00:06:42,830 What a spunky horse. 157 00:06:43,232 --> 00:06:46,445 I know you're responsible for the horse thing. 158 00:06:46,464 --> 00:06:48,151 - Was I? - Yes. 159 00:06:48,213 --> 00:06:49,635 - Was I? - Yes. 160 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:51,826 - Was...? - Yes. 161 00:06:56,868 --> 00:06:58,852 - Was...? - Yes. 162 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:01,011 - Was I? - Yes. 163 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:03,791 Was I? 164 00:07:03,955 --> 00:07:05,277 Schmidt. 165 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,630 It's okay. Who are you working with? 166 00:07:32,476 --> 00:07:34,706 Cotton-Eyed... 167 00:07:35,112 --> 00:07:36,619 Joe. 168 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,931 Winston, no! Don't do this. 169 00:07:40,937 --> 00:07:42,670 What's done is done, Nicholas. 170 00:07:44,301 --> 00:07:46,363 - Turn it off! - I couldn't stop it even if I wanted to. 171 00:07:46,388 --> 00:07:47,752 Turn it off! 172 00:07:47,914 --> 00:07:49,899 - Nick! - Pranks! 173 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:51,475 - Wrong way! - What... What did you... 174 00:07:51,499 --> 00:07:52,769 Of course! 175 00:07:52,794 --> 00:07:55,283 Of course you were scheming with Schmidt. 176 00:07:55,295 --> 00:07:56,808 Jess, I didn't do anything. 177 00:07:56,845 --> 00:07:59,170 You think that Schmidt and Winston would be smart enough 178 00:07:59,195 --> 00:08:00,845 to duct-tape the sound board? 179 00:08:00,858 --> 00:08:02,314 That's brilliant! 180 00:08:02,339 --> 00:08:05,244 Plus, we both know that this is your CD. 181 00:08:08,915 --> 00:08:11,096 Why did you need me for this? 182 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,359 Nick? 183 00:08:14,279 --> 00:08:16,042 Winston must have taken that out of my car. 184 00:08:16,072 --> 00:08:18,412 How gullible do you think I am? You're fist-pumping right now. 185 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,743 - No, I'm not fist-pumping. - Yes, you are. 186 00:08:20,785 --> 00:08:22,357 Aah! 187 00:08:22,591 --> 00:08:25,655 - It's so freaking catchy. - I thought I could count on you. 188 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:28,743 - I thought things would be different now. - How could you think I would do this 189 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,948 - at your best friend's wedding? - Because it's exactly 190 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,761 the type of thing that you do. 191 00:08:32,785 --> 00:08:36,708 - A stupid, childish prank. - Oh, childish? 192 00:08:38,339 --> 00:08:39,809 You're right. 193 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:41,485 I'm a child. 194 00:08:43,614 --> 00:08:45,794 - Great sabo, man! - I'm so good at pranks, man. 195 00:08:45,813 --> 00:08:48,166 - I feel alive. - Really good... 196 00:08:48,742 --> 00:08:49,773 Phase three. 197 00:08:49,785 --> 00:08:52,786 What's phase three? Whatever it is, I'm in. 198 00:08:52,817 --> 00:08:55,690 Let's do this. 199 00:09:10,412 --> 00:09:12,216 - Uh, hey, Jess? - Hmm? 200 00:09:12,266 --> 00:09:14,010 - We went too far. - What? 201 00:09:14,173 --> 00:09:16,042 - It's bad. - How bad? 202 00:09:16,185 --> 00:09:18,149 It's really bad. 203 00:09:22,513 --> 00:09:23,775 Schmidt... 204 00:09:23,822 --> 00:09:25,893 - What did you do? - It was Winston's idea. 205 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:27,087 Oh, my God. 206 00:09:27,111 --> 00:09:30,322 I'm really sorry, okay? I didn't want anybody to get hurt, but it's too late now. 207 00:09:30,357 --> 00:09:32,657 - It's bigger than all of us. - Tell me everything. 208 00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:35,175 Or, so help me God, I will mess up your hair. 209 00:09:35,194 --> 00:09:36,940 Your precious hair. 210 00:09:37,238 --> 00:09:39,763 - Winston's in the... - What? 211 00:09:39,807 --> 00:09:42,887 - Winston's in... - What? Say it louder. Say it louder. 212 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:45,926 Winston is in the air ducts with a badger. 213 00:09:46,047 --> 00:09:48,028 - What? - Nick's there, too. 214 00:09:48,061 --> 00:09:49,467 Ah, Nick. 215 00:09:49,485 --> 00:09:51,714 You've never gone along with one of my pranks before. 216 00:09:51,747 --> 00:09:53,878 This is exciting. 217 00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:57,084 I never noticed, but you kind of have a girl butt. Is that weird to say? 218 00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:58,939 This priest is never gonna know what hit him. 219 00:09:58,968 --> 00:10:00,726 Wait, that is the plan? 220 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:03,074 You're gonna drop a badger on a priest? 221 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:05,276 Oh! He's mad. 222 00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:06,993 That can't be the plan, man! 223 00:10:07,026 --> 00:10:10,514 - What did you do? What did you do? What did you do? - I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this, okay? 224 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,889 It's just, when Nick got involved, it became too big. 225 00:10:12,911 --> 00:10:14,900 What? What do you mean, "when Nick got involved"? 226 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:16,959 - He wasn't always involved? - No. He said no. 227 00:10:16,996 --> 00:10:19,871 He said, "Jess means too much to me," or some crapola like that. 228 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:21,434 - What are you doing? - Calling Nick. 229 00:10:21,452 --> 00:10:23,230 Jess, he's in the ducts! 230 00:10:23,252 --> 00:10:24,502 The ducts! 231 00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:26,975 - Beautiful ceremony. - Happy day. 232 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:30,288 - The ducts! - I know where he is, Schmidt. 233 00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:34,626 - What? No, no. - That's my phone. 234 00:10:34,652 --> 00:10:36,618 - I said no phones. - I know. I'm gonna get it. 235 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,968 They can track us with phones. 236 00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:40,199 What is going...? Relax. You're so weird with pranks. 237 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,644 - What is going on with you? - Put the phone away! 238 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,370 I'm trying to! I'm trying to turn it off, you idiot! 239 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,745 Oh... no. 240 00:10:46,802 --> 00:10:48,002 - What's going on? - Uh... 241 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,552 Bucky got out of his cage, man. 242 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:52,244 - No! No! I'm getting out of here! - Let's go get him. No, you're coming with me. 243 00:10:52,269 --> 00:10:54,612 You got to help me find the badger, Nick! 244 00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:57,547 - You don't be no bitch! - I want out of this place! 245 00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:58,571 Bucky! 246 00:10:58,602 --> 00:11:00,113 God bless both of you. 247 00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:02,671 May he shower you with many, many children. 248 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,269 Ugh, he's not picking up. 249 00:11:05,293 --> 00:11:07,393 - Of course he's not picking up. He's in the... - Don't say it. 250 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,029 ducts. 251 00:11:09,478 --> 00:11:10,682 He's in the ducts. 252 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:13,894 Nick, stop being a bitch! Don't be no bitch! 253 00:11:13,912 --> 00:11:14,769 Bucky! 254 00:11:14,795 --> 00:11:15,918 - I'm going up there. - Okay, good. 255 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:17,444 'Cause I really don't want to go up there. Look, 256 00:11:17,464 --> 00:11:20,475 I'm the kind of guy that likes to enjoy the AC, not see how the sausage is made. 257 00:11:20,493 --> 00:11:23,105 Seriously, Schmidt? Shut up and give me a boost. 258 00:11:24,878 --> 00:11:26,081 Bucky... 259 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:27,820 Aah. 260 00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:31,673 - Winston! - Nick, where are you? 261 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,172 - Marco... - Polo! 262 00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:34,686 I don't want to play that. 263 00:11:35,117 --> 00:11:37,223 - No! - Nick, it's me! 264 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,825 Nick, it's me! 265 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,658 Jess, what are you doing here? 266 00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:43,005 Look, I-I know you didn't plan the sabotage, 267 00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:45,880 and I know you're doing this just to get back at me, but please don't do this. 268 00:11:45,898 --> 00:11:48,982 Jess, it's not about the sabotage, okay? 269 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:52,181 It's about the fact that you think I'm gonna screw up everything I touch. 270 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,681 - No, Nick, I don't. - You know what, Jess? 271 00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:56,128 This is where I belong. 272 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:59,295 With Winston and a badger. 273 00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:02,450 All right, Nick, look, let's just go get the badger and get out of here. 274 00:12:02,463 --> 00:12:04,614 Can't get the badger because it's loose. 275 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:05,539 What? 276 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:08,000 Hey, Jess, welcome, welcome. 277 00:12:08,012 --> 00:12:09,225 No! Jess! 278 00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:11,806 You know, I'm just staying positive, but, uh... 279 00:12:11,825 --> 00:12:14,431 - I'm pretty sure this is where we die. - Winston! 280 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:17,011 When you complete the seven circles, 281 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:19,210 you will be officially married. 282 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:21,495 You don't have to walk so fast, you know. 283 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,165 Guys? 284 00:12:30,618 --> 00:12:32,043 Guys, you know... 285 00:12:32,062 --> 00:12:34,648 I've been thinking a lot about the Earth. 286 00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:37,118 We got to leave it better than when we found it. 287 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:39,567 Is this what you wanted your life to be? 288 00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:42,517 Is this how you wanted to enjoy your best friend's wedding? 289 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,599 Nick, look, no. Stop that. 290 00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:47,773 - I am not a healthy person. - Yeah, I know. I know, Nick. 291 00:12:47,791 --> 00:12:49,110 Oh, you do? 292 00:12:49,128 --> 00:12:51,681 - So a part of you agrees with your dad. - No. 293 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,018 - Just... oh, my... - Okay. We got to get out of here. 294 00:12:54,031 --> 00:12:57,806 lovely ceremony with all your family and friends. 295 00:12:58,056 --> 00:13:00,258 Tell me that there isn't a small part of you 296 00:13:00,277 --> 00:13:01,910 that's scared that I'm too much of a mess. 297 00:13:01,936 --> 00:13:05,005 - We have to go. - That this thing is a mistake. 298 00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:06,939 You and me. 299 00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:11,405 Just admit it, Jess. 300 00:13:12,713 --> 00:13:14,714 Yes, there is a small part. 301 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,473 Yeah. 302 00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:19,530 But... 303 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,179 Run! 304 00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,477 Oh, my... 305 00:13:31,231 --> 00:13:33,250 - It's okay. - Jess? 306 00:13:33,284 --> 00:13:35,570 Always a bridesmaid... 307 00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:44,178 Aah! Something touched my leg! 308 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:48,998 You know, sometimes I feel like I never really felt love, you know? 309 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,700 Do you know? 310 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,129 Hey! Hey, hey, everybody. 311 00:13:56,162 --> 00:13:59,597 Hi. Hi. I'm Jessica Day. I'm the, uh, maid of honor. 312 00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:02,621 I'm also the person who fell through the roof with my friend Nick Miller here. 313 00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:04,760 Um, I have a few things to say. 314 00:14:04,866 --> 00:14:08,342 Um, there might be a badger on the loose, but I have my best people on it. 315 00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:10,086 I'm on it. Don't scare the badger! 316 00:14:10,105 --> 00:14:11,695 - Schmidty, help me! - Okay! 317 00:14:13,055 --> 00:14:14,811 - Funnel it into the mandap! - Okay. 318 00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,708 Hey, guys. He's in the ninth row. 319 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,283 He is headed north. 320 00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,665 Where were we? Um, Your Honor, please tell us where we were. 321 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,828 We were on the seventh circle. 322 00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:24,995 So close. 323 00:14:25,007 --> 00:14:26,301 Great. Cece, go. 324 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,934 - Jess, you don't have to fix this. - Fix what? 325 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,069 This is a perfect day. 326 00:14:38,748 --> 00:14:42,019 I'm sorry, everyone, but I can't do this. 327 00:14:42,701 --> 00:14:45,638 And it's not because of the horse. 328 00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,143 Or the badger. 329 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,589 Or "Cotton-Eyed Joe." 330 00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:54,930 This isn't what I want. 331 00:14:56,631 --> 00:14:59,667 What I want is to be with someone else. 332 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:05,643 Shivrang, I feel terrible. I'm sorry. 333 00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:06,956 No... 334 00:15:06,981 --> 00:15:09,356 No, Cece, it is okay. 335 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:12,222 In fact, it's more than okay. 336 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,325 I don't know why I didn't tell you the truth ages ago, but... 337 00:15:15,355 --> 00:15:17,272 but I want to be with someone else, too. 338 00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:19,507 - Really? - Yes. 339 00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:23,163 I have tried to forget you, Elaine— really, I have— 340 00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:25,300 - but I just can't. - Who the hell is Elaine? 341 00:15:25,319 --> 00:15:27,333 And I don't care what my family says. 342 00:15:27,352 --> 00:15:30,541 I want to marry you in a Presbyterian church. 343 00:15:32,678 --> 00:15:34,298 Oh, Shivvy. 344 00:15:34,412 --> 00:15:36,652 I've loved you since the first grade. 345 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:40,096 And I'm so lonely without you. I just lay awake at night, and I just write about you 346 00:15:40,114 --> 00:15:42,840 in my journal, and I paint pictures of you on my easel. 347 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:45,032 I want our children to be photographers and... 348 00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:46,941 and backpack across Europe. 349 00:15:47,236 --> 00:15:49,254 Will you take me away from this madness? 350 00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:52,362 And you are not too short for me. I don't care what your mother says. 351 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,201 Oh, Elaine! 352 00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:55,558 Come! 353 00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:57,511 Let's go to Vegas and elope! 354 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,687 I feel slightly rejected. 355 00:16:04,106 --> 00:16:05,431 Well... 356 00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:08,719 - you were slightly rejected. - Yeah. 357 00:16:08,987 --> 00:16:10,938 You okay? 358 00:16:11,314 --> 00:16:13,663 Well, I'm not as good as Elaine. 359 00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:15,340 Who could be? 360 00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:18,248 I feel better than I've felt in a long time. 361 00:16:18,272 --> 00:16:20,517 Good. I'm glad. 362 00:16:21,984 --> 00:16:23,793 Boobies. 363 00:16:25,381 --> 00:16:27,981 I don't think the badger's actually rabid. I think, um... 364 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,250 he's just kind of a dick. So... 365 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,831 Hey, Nick. 366 00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:36,458 - You okay? - Me? Yeah. 367 00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:37,949 You mean from the fall? 368 00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:40,208 Yeah. And... 369 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,927 - what we talked about. - Yeah. Look, Jess, it's not... 370 00:16:43,972 --> 00:16:45,759 you know, that big of a deal. 371 00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:47,922 And we tried. It's just... 372 00:16:50,715 --> 00:16:53,341 You might be right about your fears, you know, it's... 373 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:54,534 Just... 374 00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:56,327 just say it. 375 00:16:56,509 --> 00:16:59,499 I-I think we should call it, you know? 376 00:16:59,963 --> 00:17:02,280 It's not like we're in love or anything. 377 00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,627 We had one night. 378 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,915 Okay, let's call it. 379 00:17:12,961 --> 00:17:15,661 I think that feels good to me. 380 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,573 Does that feel good to you? 381 00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:28,366 But you must have feelings for her. 382 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:30,601 You tried to sabotage her wedding. 383 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,214 I sabotaged her wedding as a friend. 384 00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:36,162 I didn't want her to marry someone else 385 00:17:36,187 --> 00:17:37,677 as a friend. 386 00:17:37,768 --> 00:17:39,443 It's only mantic because it's a wedding. 387 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,779 I would be just as happy to sabotage, I don't know... 388 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:44,182 - let's say, her tax audit. - Schmidt. 389 00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,683 Weird day, huh? 390 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,416 It's a beautiful wedding, Cece. 391 00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,121 - Thank you. - It was Schmidt 392 00:17:50,149 --> 00:17:52,778 that you were talking about, right? 393 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,964 It was. 394 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,378 I'm-I'm sorry, Elizabeth. 395 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:04,285 Don't be sorry. It's not your problem. It's Schmidt's. 396 00:18:04,338 --> 00:18:06,644 - Why is it... Why is it my problem? - Who's it gonna be? 397 00:18:06,662 --> 00:18:08,734 Me or her? 398 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,793 No, she's right. 399 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,015 - You have to choose. - We're gonna do this now? 400 00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:17,904 But can... can we sleep on it, maybe? Maybe take the night? 401 00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:19,131 I've got... 402 00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:22,323 I just got this brand-new Coldplay bootleg. Live from Rotterdam. 403 00:18:22,341 --> 00:18:24,503 What if we just make some pasta and really listen to it? 404 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:27,464 Are you in love with her or are you in love with me? 405 00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:31,029 You have to decide. 406 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,570 Can I get a beer? 407 00:18:40,589 --> 00:18:42,376 - Heisler? - Perfect. 408 00:19:00,102 --> 00:19:02,020 - Hey, man. - Hey. 409 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,875 Bucky bit me. 410 00:19:04,995 --> 00:19:06,651 - Bit me bad. - Hmm. 411 00:19:06,675 --> 00:19:08,722 Yeah. So, um... 412 00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:10,957 so I'm pretty dizzy. 413 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,699 Okay. 414 00:19:14,047 --> 00:19:16,635 Okay, what happened with Jess? 415 00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:18,690 We called it. 416 00:19:18,714 --> 00:19:20,515 And she left. 417 00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:24,000 Yeah, we-we called it off. 418 00:19:24,317 --> 00:19:28,623 So, now I'm gonna drink, because that's my move. 419 00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:32,300 Yeah. That was also your dad's move. 420 00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:38,449 Yeah, when things get messy, you just run away. 421 00:19:40,284 --> 00:19:42,919 But, you know, there are other moves. 422 00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:49,798 Go. 423 00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:53,121 Thanks, man. 424 00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:58,643 Hey, bartender, can you call an ambulance? 425 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,406 I'm about to bleed out. 426 00:20:00,425 --> 00:20:02,187 Thanks, man. 427 00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:11,394 Look, I know you think we should call it, 428 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,566 but I don't want to give up on this, 429 00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:16,098 even if we don't know what this is. 430 00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:19,814 I want to un-call it. 431 00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:23,282 Please, can we un-call it? 432 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:26,866 Before you say no... 433 00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:31,228 Don't say no. 434 00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,216 Hey, give me the keys. 435 00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:54,809 - Where are we going? - I don't know. 436 00:20:55,391 --> 00:20:57,291 Where did we come from? 437 00:20:57,671 --> 00:20:58,988 Where do we go? 438 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:02,180 - Where did we come from? - Shut up. 439 00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:05,178 Yeah, that was "Cotton-Eyed Joe," wasn't it? 440 00:21:09,484 --> 00:21:11,172 I felt like something was gonna happen. 441 00:21:11,349 --> 00:21:12,978 - Let's go! - Let's go! 442 00:21:17,996 --> 00:21:19,359 Turn left. 443 00:21:19,390 --> 00:21:22,390 - No, I'm going to make three rights. - No, Nick, just turn left! 444 00:21:22,409 --> 00:21:24,152 No, it's slower my way. 445 00:21:24,231 --> 00:21:26,025 Why would you want to go slower? 446 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:40,594 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com