1 00:00:08,824 --> 00:00:10,826 Ah, Hop Foo's, my favorite. 2 00:00:10,909 --> 00:00:12,995 Don't mind if I brunch. 3 00:00:18,125 --> 00:00:19,477 Are you eating takeout for breakfast? 4 00:00:19,501 --> 00:00:20,961 Hey, you're my girlfriend now. 5 00:00:21,044 --> 00:00:22,921 You're not supposed to judge anything I do. 6 00:00:23,005 --> 00:00:24,214 Say that again. 7 00:00:24,298 --> 00:00:25,424 You're my girlfriend now. 8 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,010 I like it. 9 00:00:28,093 --> 00:00:29,761 Even when you have dumpling in your mouth. 10 00:00:29,845 --> 00:00:31,472 Sounds good. 11 00:00:31,555 --> 00:00:32,931 I have to go. I have a big meeting 12 00:00:33,015 --> 00:00:35,100 with Principal Foster today. I hate that guy. 13 00:00:35,184 --> 00:00:36,995 - He always says no to your ideas. - No, no, no. 14 00:00:37,019 --> 00:00:38,770 Not this one. This one is, uh, 15 00:00:38,854 --> 00:00:40,898 Ocean Conservation Day. 16 00:00:40,981 --> 00:00:42,691 Why do you do this to yourself, Jess? 17 00:00:42,775 --> 00:00:44,085 So you're telling me to not even try? 18 00:00:44,109 --> 00:00:45,170 I just don't want you to be 19 00:00:45,194 --> 00:00:46,445 disappointed when he says no. 20 00:00:46,528 --> 00:00:47,946 Look, maybe you should try 21 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:49,948 to try a little less. 22 00:00:50,032 --> 00:00:51,575 How am I supposed to try to not try? 23 00:00:51,658 --> 00:00:52,910 That's a catch-22. 24 00:00:54,077 --> 00:00:55,120 Oh, hey, Coach. 25 00:00:55,204 --> 00:00:56,371 Oh, I dropped a dumpling! 26 00:00:56,455 --> 00:00:58,499 - That his breakfast? - Yeah. 27 00:00:58,582 --> 00:00:59,750 Isn't it cute? 28 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:01,710 - He's not even ashamed of it. - Oh. 29 00:01:01,794 --> 00:01:02,961 I got it! 30 00:01:03,045 --> 00:01:04,797 It almost got away from me… Aah! 31 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,090 Who's that girl? 32 00:01:07,174 --> 00:01:08,175 Who's that girl? 33 00:01:08,258 --> 00:01:09,343 It's Jess! 34 00:01:09,426 --> 00:01:11,720 Look, Principal Foster, we have the chance 35 00:01:11,804 --> 00:01:13,138 to do something really great. 36 00:01:13,222 --> 00:01:14,515 Everything's been donated. 37 00:01:14,598 --> 00:01:16,058 All we need are transportation costs. 38 00:01:16,141 --> 00:01:18,310 Come on! 39 00:01:18,393 --> 00:01:21,104 That's only the most expensive part of doing anything! 40 00:01:21,188 --> 00:01:22,940 You… I'm sorry. 41 00:01:23,023 --> 00:01:25,150 That was rude. 42 00:01:25,234 --> 00:01:27,820 I slept very badly last night. 43 00:01:27,903 --> 00:01:30,030 Had a chai tea very late. 44 00:01:30,114 --> 00:01:31,824 Had friends in from Montreal. 45 00:01:31,907 --> 00:01:33,968 Some of these kids have lived in L.A. their entire lives 46 00:01:33,992 --> 00:01:35,994 and they've never even seen the ocean. 47 00:01:36,078 --> 00:01:37,830 Last week I asked them to draw 48 00:01:37,913 --> 00:01:39,581 what they thought the ocean looked like. 49 00:01:39,665 --> 00:01:42,000 I got a lot of stuff like this. 50 00:01:42,084 --> 00:01:44,128 Is that a bagel with wings? 51 00:01:44,211 --> 00:01:46,130 - Yes, sir, it is. - Extraordinary. 52 00:01:46,213 --> 00:01:47,923 I'm afraid I'm not taking no for an answer. 53 00:01:48,006 --> 00:01:49,150 You're gonna have to take no for an answer 54 00:01:49,174 --> 00:01:50,801 because that's just the way it is. 55 00:01:50,884 --> 00:01:52,845 Hmm, a shark with legs. 56 00:01:52,928 --> 00:01:56,598 That's not even anatomically close to correct. 57 00:01:57,599 --> 00:01:59,810 That's just a square, though. 58 00:01:59,893 --> 00:02:03,730 Have them start over. That's just terrible. 59 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:07,317 Nick? 60 00:02:07,401 --> 00:02:09,570 I want to talk to you about your fitness level. 61 00:02:09,653 --> 00:02:11,714 - Of what? My body? - When's the last time you worked out? 62 00:02:11,738 --> 00:02:13,633 You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. 63 00:02:13,657 --> 00:02:16,368 It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm 64 00:02:16,452 --> 00:02:19,997 in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg. 65 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,141 Your burns are getting better, man. 66 00:02:21,165 --> 00:02:23,000 - Just really long. - Okay. 67 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,626 Look, I don't need to work out. 68 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:26,837 I'm old-fashioned, Coney Island fat-strong. 69 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,173 Ah, Nicholas. Chinese food for breakfast. 70 00:02:29,256 --> 00:02:30,632 See you're still a health nut. 71 00:02:30,716 --> 00:02:32,036 Aren't you supposed to be at work? 72 00:02:32,092 --> 00:02:33,236 I'm rocking a PD… Personal day. 73 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:35,637 Yeah, last day of the move. 74 00:02:35,721 --> 00:02:38,557 Coach, I see you've wasted no time moving into my old room. 75 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,767 Anyway, I just came over to, uh, 76 00:02:40,851 --> 00:02:42,769 drop off my old key. 77 00:02:42,853 --> 00:02:45,272 Wow, so this is like a moment. 78 00:02:45,355 --> 00:02:47,566 Looking to get some much-needed space from this place. 79 00:02:47,649 --> 00:02:49,127 - You're right across the hall. - That's true. 80 00:02:49,151 --> 00:02:52,029 Everywhere you go… 81 00:02:52,112 --> 00:02:53,447 There you are. 82 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,699 - What? - What? 83 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:56,992 His jeans are so small. 84 00:02:57,075 --> 00:02:58,275 He looks like a little puppet. 85 00:02:58,327 --> 00:03:00,245 Like something some Italian whittled. 86 00:03:00,329 --> 00:03:01,789 Come on, man, just let me train you. 87 00:03:01,872 --> 00:03:02,974 You know what, Nick? You should do it. 88 00:03:02,998 --> 00:03:05,101 I would love for Coach to train me, but I kind of pushed it too hard 89 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,502 at the court yesterday. 90 00:03:06,585 --> 00:03:07,795 Went in for a dunk. 91 00:03:07,878 --> 00:03:09,046 Landed sort of funny. 92 00:03:10,714 --> 00:03:13,258 Typical Winston. 93 00:03:13,342 --> 00:03:15,219 - That's true. - What is that supposed to mean? 94 00:03:15,302 --> 00:03:17,179 Because you're always too injured to play. 95 00:03:17,262 --> 00:03:19,491 Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad? 96 00:03:19,515 --> 00:03:20,933 I was also cold. 97 00:03:21,016 --> 00:03:23,894 Nick. Let's do this. 98 00:03:23,977 --> 00:03:26,688 Look at me. 99 00:03:26,772 --> 00:03:28,315 Now, you're in a new relationship, 100 00:03:28,398 --> 00:03:29,959 which puts you at risk for gaining the boyfriend 15. 101 00:03:29,983 --> 00:03:31,610 - That's not a thing. - It is a thing. 102 00:03:31,693 --> 00:03:34,321 Jess is into this. 103 00:03:34,404 --> 00:03:36,240 I've seen this happen a million times. 104 00:03:36,323 --> 00:03:38,909 The boyfriend 15 quickly turns into the boyfriend 20. 105 00:03:38,992 --> 00:03:41,829 Next thing you know, you're a fat dude on a little bike 106 00:03:41,912 --> 00:03:44,748 with a cowboy hat on talking about, "My ass hurts." 107 00:03:44,832 --> 00:03:47,251 - I don't want to be that. - I don't want you to be that. 108 00:03:47,334 --> 00:03:48,919 I would just be riding around in circles 109 00:03:49,002 --> 00:03:50,480 - or would I be going places? - Circles, dude. 110 00:03:50,504 --> 00:03:52,422 Fat-guy rash on your arm. 111 00:03:52,506 --> 00:03:54,317 Okay, look, Schmidt's tried to get me to work out for years. 112 00:03:54,341 --> 00:03:55,342 It didn't take. 113 00:03:55,425 --> 00:03:56,885 Also, and it's not an excuse, 114 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:58,303 I have a very bad back. 115 00:03:58,387 --> 00:03:59,429 - Your bad back? - Yeah. 116 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:00,931 You gave me a piggyback ride 117 00:04:01,014 --> 00:04:02,200 two days ago and you giggled the whole time. 118 00:04:02,224 --> 00:04:03,517 It was awesome. 119 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,245 - It was also really funny. - That was pretty funny. 120 00:04:05,269 --> 00:04:06,579 - We took the stairs, dude. - Yeah. 121 00:04:06,603 --> 00:04:08,230 - It's 'cause I was excited. - Nick. 122 00:04:08,313 --> 00:04:10,193 Either take this dumpling and be a dumpling guy, 123 00:04:10,232 --> 00:04:13,652 or you train with me, and be a do-ing guy. 124 00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:16,280 It's hard because I've been a dumpling guy my whole life… 125 00:04:16,363 --> 00:04:17,507 I know. One day, that's all I need. 126 00:04:17,531 --> 00:04:19,908 And I will change your life. 127 00:04:19,992 --> 00:04:21,743 You'll be able to see your abs. 128 00:04:23,036 --> 00:04:25,164 I thought God just didn't give me those. 129 00:04:25,247 --> 00:04:26,999 Come on. 130 00:04:27,082 --> 00:04:28,333 Let's do it. 131 00:04:28,417 --> 00:04:29,543 - My man! - I'm in! 132 00:04:29,626 --> 00:04:32,087 I'm gonna warn you. Working out is not my thing. 133 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:33,356 Not worried, man. I do not fail. 134 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:35,549 You know what? I'm in, too. 135 00:04:35,632 --> 00:04:37,193 You're injured, you shouldn't, you shouldn't do it. 136 00:04:37,217 --> 00:04:39,011 What? Come on, Winnie the Bish 137 00:04:39,094 --> 00:04:40,738 play through the pain, baby. You know what? 138 00:04:40,762 --> 00:04:42,242 Let's warm up with some jumping jacks. 139 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:50,272 I was going… Oh! 140 00:04:54,318 --> 00:04:55,611 Miss Day! 141 00:04:55,694 --> 00:04:57,488 Check out my cool beach hat. 142 00:04:57,571 --> 00:04:59,698 Unfortunately, um, I have some bad news. 143 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:03,368 Uh, we're not gonna get to go on that field trip. 144 00:05:03,452 --> 00:05:06,163 But you said anything is possible, 145 00:05:06,246 --> 00:05:07,790 Miss Day. 146 00:05:09,082 --> 00:05:11,919 You just keep wearing that hat, Crystal. 147 00:05:12,002 --> 00:05:13,170 Because as long 148 00:05:13,253 --> 00:05:16,632 as hot dogs are hats… 149 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:18,383 Anything is possible. 150 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:21,929 You could be the first little girl in space. 151 00:05:22,012 --> 00:05:25,224 You just ride that hot dog hat all the way to the moon, girl. 152 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,976 Oh, Crystal, you're not 153 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,020 legally allowed to touch me. 154 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:32,022 But thank you. 155 00:05:38,695 --> 00:05:40,447 Hey, guess who got a trainer. 156 00:05:40,531 --> 00:05:41,573 So many menus. 157 00:05:41,657 --> 00:05:43,367 I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds. 158 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:45,661 - Seriously, what the hell? - Hey. 159 00:05:47,162 --> 00:05:48,640 I take it, it didn't go well with Foster. 160 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:50,082 - It did not go well. - Aw, Jess. 161 00:05:50,165 --> 00:05:52,000 I hate seeing you hurt like this. 162 00:05:52,084 --> 00:05:53,877 Are you serious? More menus? 163 00:05:53,961 --> 00:05:55,379 This is like… 164 00:05:55,462 --> 00:05:57,582 Why do we need more menus? Don't we have enough menus? 165 00:05:57,631 --> 00:05:59,383 Feels like you're saying menus a lot. 166 00:05:59,466 --> 00:06:01,009 This is an eco-disaster. 167 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:03,762 Conservation deserves a win today. 168 00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:05,031 Hop Foo's has killed its last tree. 169 00:06:05,055 --> 00:06:06,223 Jess, this feels like 170 00:06:06,306 --> 00:06:08,350 a something-else-is-going-on type of thing. 171 00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:10,936 Are you okay to drive? You got crazy eye! 172 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:16,442 Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's. Can I help you? 173 00:06:16,525 --> 00:06:20,279 This morning, there were nine menus just in my apartment. 174 00:06:20,362 --> 00:06:23,365 I also hate those menus, they're so bad for the environment. 175 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,284 It's wasteful. 176 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:27,035 It's an eco-disaster. 177 00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:28,999 I'll talk to my boss, see if we can change that. 178 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:30,581 Yeah, great, you do that. 179 00:06:30,664 --> 00:06:32,833 I'm gonna follow up with you on that. 180 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:34,209 I compost, recycle, but it's… 181 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:35,493 I don't feel like it's enough. 182 00:06:35,544 --> 00:06:37,296 Thank you. Geez, thank you so much 183 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:39,339 for stepping up and saying something. 184 00:06:39,423 --> 00:06:41,884 That's who I am, that's just, you know, I'm… 185 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:44,261 - My name's Brian. - Jess. Jessica. Jess. 186 00:06:44,344 --> 00:06:48,223 It's really refreshing to meet someone who actually cares. 187 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:49,725 Well, it helps that you're gorgeous. 188 00:06:49,808 --> 00:06:51,810 Ha! Blah! 189 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:53,103 Burr! 190 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:55,147 No, that's crazy. 191 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,398 That ain't real. 192 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,317 That's dumb. 193 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,461 That's straight dumb. You're dumb. 194 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:00,819 You're nice. 195 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,446 You excited for the holidays? 196 00:07:02,529 --> 00:07:03,947 I am. Hmm. 197 00:07:04,031 --> 00:07:05,532 Anyway… 198 00:07:05,616 --> 00:07:08,160 - My system is built to be easy. - Okay. 199 00:07:08,285 --> 00:07:09,328 It's easy as peanuts. 200 00:07:09,411 --> 00:07:10,913 - Easy as peanuts? - Yeah. 201 00:07:10,996 --> 00:07:12,474 That's not an expression, no one says that. 202 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:13,767 PEANUTS is an acronym. 203 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:17,503 Physical Education Activity Nuts! 204 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:19,963 Like, like go nuts, have fun! 205 00:07:20,047 --> 00:07:21,441 Yeah, but you got to use every letter. 206 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:22,692 I'm aware of that, but it still works. 207 00:07:22,716 --> 00:07:24,092 - Yo. Yo. - Hey. 208 00:07:24,176 --> 00:07:25,511 What's going on, guys? 209 00:07:25,594 --> 00:07:26,970 Let's do this. 210 00:07:27,054 --> 00:07:28,555 I tell you, ain't no injury gonna hold 211 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:30,641 old Winnie the Bish down 'cause I'm a warrior. 212 00:07:30,724 --> 00:07:32,100 Nick knows. 213 00:07:32,184 --> 00:07:35,270 Burpees? All right, cool. 214 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:36,480 Injury is gonna get worse. 215 00:07:36,563 --> 00:07:37,898 I'm not a quitter! 216 00:07:37,981 --> 00:07:39,525 Hey, Schmidt, what's going on, man? 217 00:07:39,608 --> 00:07:40,943 Everything okay? 218 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:43,004 Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there? 219 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:45,364 Don't know. Coach and I are working out. 220 00:07:46,824 --> 00:07:49,118 I've been trying to get you to work out for years. 221 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:50,327 Well, just come over, man. 222 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:52,538 I'm enjoying my space. 223 00:07:52,621 --> 00:07:54,998 But maybe you should just put me on speaker. 224 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:57,084 - Okay, you're on. - Okay, cool, set the scene. 225 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,502 What's the vibe over there? 226 00:07:58,585 --> 00:08:00,462 - Nick's in jeans. - Nixon jeans? 227 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,714 What the hell are Nixon jeans? 228 00:08:02,798 --> 00:08:04,007 They sound really cool. 229 00:08:04,091 --> 00:08:07,719 Hey, I solved the menu thing. 230 00:08:07,803 --> 00:08:09,346 I just went down there, I took action. 231 00:08:09,429 --> 00:08:10,722 Boom-yah. 232 00:08:10,806 --> 00:08:12,099 I made a change. 233 00:08:12,182 --> 00:08:13,576 Now that I can do that, I really feel 234 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,994 like I can figure out this field trip thing. 235 00:08:15,018 --> 00:08:17,521 Double boom-yah. 236 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:22,568 There are still some things we need to figure out. 237 00:08:22,651 --> 00:08:25,154 Just got to get the message across. 238 00:08:25,237 --> 00:08:29,241 Hey, hey, you don't, you don't need to leave these anymore. 239 00:08:29,324 --> 00:08:31,827 Hey, hey, hey! 240 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:33,203 Where are you running to? 241 00:08:33,287 --> 00:08:35,038 Who sent you? 242 00:08:35,122 --> 00:08:39,460 Brian, I thought you were gonna talk to your boss. 243 00:08:39,543 --> 00:08:40,919 I am the boss. 244 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:42,337 Hop Foo's is your restaurant? 245 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:43,839 Sorry I lied. 246 00:08:43,922 --> 00:08:46,383 You just seemed kind of crazy, so I didn't want to deal. 247 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:48,135 But you care about conservation. 248 00:08:48,218 --> 00:08:49,803 Oh, I don't, I really don't. 249 00:08:49,887 --> 00:08:51,472 I care about my restaurant. 250 00:08:51,555 --> 00:08:53,515 You're going down, Brian! 251 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,017 I'm gonna collect signatures, 252 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,727 I'm gonna start a petition, 253 00:08:56,810 --> 00:09:01,440 and I will turn it in to the person who's in charge 254 00:09:01,523 --> 00:09:02,858 of restaurants. 255 00:09:02,941 --> 00:09:04,943 And I'm gonna report you to the city! 256 00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:07,237 Oh, no, not the city. 257 00:09:07,321 --> 00:09:08,447 No! 258 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:09,615 You're a jerk, Brian! 259 00:09:09,698 --> 00:09:11,033 I'm gonna burn down your building! 260 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:12,951 I won't do that, I won't do that. 261 00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:14,953 Why do people suck? 262 00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:17,122 Ow! 263 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,752 Okay, we're gonna warm up with music. 264 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:25,881 Yeah, feeling that? 265 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,508 I guess so. 266 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:30,427 Yeah, got to loosen up the shoulders. 267 00:09:33,388 --> 00:09:35,432 Wiggle those arms. 268 00:09:35,516 --> 00:09:36,876 - Arms, not your face. - Oh, sorry, 269 00:09:36,934 --> 00:09:38,294 - thought you said "face." - Right. 270 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:41,831 - Sexy. Working out is sexy. - Yeah, it is. 271 00:09:41,855 --> 00:09:45,025 That's not sexy, man. This is sexy. 272 00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:46,318 That isn't sexy. 273 00:09:46,401 --> 00:09:50,072 Ooh, ay. 274 00:09:55,994 --> 00:09:57,871 Damn it! 275 00:09:57,955 --> 00:10:00,165 It's a great workout track! 276 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:05,587 What's next? 277 00:10:06,713 --> 00:10:08,507 And time. 278 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:09,675 - Yes! - Yes! 279 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:10,843 - Whoo! - Whoo! 280 00:10:10,926 --> 00:10:13,137 Let's do it again. 281 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,013 - Again? - Yeah, man. 282 00:10:17,766 --> 00:10:19,810 Six, seven, eight. 283 00:10:19,893 --> 00:10:22,312 Come on, man! 284 00:10:22,396 --> 00:10:24,231 Mine's broken. 285 00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:26,275 - Push through it, man, you got it. - Ah, 286 00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:27,585 - thank God you're here, Cece. - What's the emergency? 287 00:10:27,609 --> 00:10:29,236 Why does Jess need all this Chinese food? 288 00:10:29,319 --> 00:10:31,613 No, no, no, I just made all that up. 289 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,658 Wait, you tricked me into getting you food? 290 00:10:34,741 --> 00:10:36,493 - Yes. - Why? 291 00:10:36,577 --> 00:10:38,513 - Nick, what is this? - For after… Don't worry about it. 292 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:39,621 I will be right back. 293 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,377 Hello zere. 294 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:48,255 - I'm, I'm Cece, I-I remember you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, great memory. 295 00:10:48,338 --> 00:10:50,507 That's what's up, that's what's up. 296 00:10:50,591 --> 00:10:51,842 No doubt. 297 00:10:51,925 --> 00:10:53,343 Diggity. 298 00:10:59,766 --> 00:11:01,310 Nick! 299 00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:02,895 Breasts… Ni… 300 00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:05,105 This is for the food, and there's a little extra 301 00:11:05,189 --> 00:11:06,982 for you. 302 00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,567 Oh, my God, are you tipping me? 303 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,110 Yeah. 304 00:11:10,194 --> 00:11:11,588 Well, if I'm gonna get in trouble, give it back. 305 00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:13,322 I gave you four bucks. 306 00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:15,908 I'll tip you good… I'll tip you right over. 307 00:11:15,991 --> 00:11:16,992 Good stuff. 308 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,786 Yeah, yeah. 309 00:11:18,869 --> 00:11:20,788 Damn, I wish I could have said something else. 310 00:11:20,871 --> 00:11:23,749 - "Tip you right over" was good. - Oh, okay, cool. Uh, is she single? 311 00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:25,751 - Yeah, kind of. - Oh, cool, man. 312 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,211 - Yeah. - What are you doing? 313 00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:28,712 Oh, I'm just gonna… It's just 314 00:11:28,796 --> 00:11:29,939 a protein boost. I'm just gonna eat a little. 315 00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:32,400 That's not how it works, dude. We're still in the middle of our workout. 316 00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:33,592 - We're not done yet? - No! 317 00:11:33,675 --> 00:11:35,177 Hey, whoa. 318 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,613 I just had a very productive conversation 319 00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:38,222 with the owner of the restaurant. 320 00:11:38,305 --> 00:11:40,182 Action has been taken, change is in the air. 321 00:11:40,265 --> 00:11:44,311 Now I'm going to go research lawsuits in my room for fun. 322 00:11:44,394 --> 00:11:45,813 You okay? 323 00:11:45,896 --> 00:11:48,041 - You seem a little off. - Stop ordering from that place. 324 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,233 Nick, put the dumpling down. 325 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:51,902 Hey. 326 00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:53,570 Hey, what's up, Jason Street? 327 00:11:53,654 --> 00:11:55,656 The Internet said that I had to stay off my feet, 328 00:11:55,739 --> 00:11:57,741 but then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, 329 00:11:57,825 --> 00:11:59,618 so I'm ready to work out. 330 00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:03,413 Winston, go lay down. Nick, put the dumpling down. 331 00:12:03,497 --> 00:12:04,540 Relax. 332 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:05,707 Whoops. 333 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,043 Did you just gasp? 334 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,254 - I'm having one… - Down. 335 00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:13,882 I'm gonna ask you again. Don't… 336 00:12:14,925 --> 00:12:16,510 Don't do it. 337 00:12:18,053 --> 00:12:19,930 Don't. D… 338 00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:23,475 I'm going to eat one bite of this. 339 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,686 Don't do it. You're better than this. 340 00:12:25,769 --> 00:12:27,729 - I don't know if I am. I might… - No. 341 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:28,939 Don't, don't. 342 00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:30,274 Stop shaking it like that. 343 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:31,501 - Let me eat the dumpling! - What's going on? 344 00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:32,818 Oh, just working out. 345 00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:34,027 - Yeah. - Just chilling. 346 00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:36,238 Does this food have MSG in it? 347 00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:37,781 What? 348 00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,366 Oh, my God, MSG makes my jaw lock up. 349 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,534 You all right, dude? 350 00:12:40,617 --> 00:12:41,827 - What? - Mm-hmm. 351 00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:43,710 - What's going on with your jaw? - Yeah, dude. 352 00:12:43,745 --> 00:12:45,497 Come on, you son of a… 353 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:46,790 Wait a minute. 354 00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:48,167 Ha, "no MSG." 355 00:12:49,293 --> 00:12:51,253 Where are you going? 356 00:12:51,336 --> 00:12:52,939 - I'm just taking Winston for a walk. - Where are you taking me? 357 00:12:52,963 --> 00:12:54,107 I think he needs some fresh air. 358 00:12:54,131 --> 00:12:55,382 Aah! 359 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,217 Damn it, Coach. 360 00:12:57,301 --> 00:13:00,220 Nick! I want you to really think about your next step. 361 00:13:00,304 --> 00:13:01,763 Why do you care so much? 362 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,391 This is a crucial moment, a crossroads. 363 00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,226 By you eating that, you are telling me 364 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:08,121 that you'd rather sit on the couch eating dumplings 365 00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:09,688 than do something with your life. 366 00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:12,775 Now, are you a doer or a dumpling-er? 367 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,028 I'm sorry, I'm not you, man. 368 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:18,363 I'm a dumpling-er. Mmm. 369 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,617 Oh, it's veggie. 370 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,577 I did all that for nothing? 371 00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:26,121 I tried. 372 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,498 Where are you taking me? 373 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:29,208 What? You're my smoking gun. 374 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,876 Winston's in a wheelchair? 375 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,896 What's next, Roberto Benigni coming through the halls, 376 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,421 making everybody laugh? 377 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:35,714 Aah! Ow! 378 00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,883 Missing everything. 379 00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:39,760 Take these. 380 00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:40,928 Oh. 381 00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:42,638 Hi. 382 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,097 Don't even talk. 383 00:13:44,181 --> 00:13:46,284 My friend is having an allergic reaction to your food. 384 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:47,309 - Hey, man. - It says 385 00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:48,435 "no MSG" on the menu. 386 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,479 It also says it with the… 387 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:52,540 What do you call the circle with the diagonal line? 388 00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:54,358 - It's the Ghostbusters thing. - What? 389 00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:55,901 From the movie Ghostbusters. 390 00:13:55,984 --> 00:13:57,194 Oh, it says it with words 391 00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:59,488 and it says it with the Ghostbusters thing. 392 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,633 - All right, just calm down. - No, here's what's going to happen. 393 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,697 You're going to stop putting these menus everywhere, 394 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,244 or I'm going to show the people 395 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:07,871 in here what happens when you eat the food. 396 00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:10,040 - I actually like the food. - Listen, Jess, 397 00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:11,875 Chinese food is MSG. 398 00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,335 America is living a lie, 399 00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:15,546 and we distribute menus so people order the food. 400 00:14:15,629 --> 00:14:17,881 Just accept that that's the way things are! 401 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:21,510 No, I am done accepting things the way they are, 402 00:14:21,593 --> 00:14:24,096 because there are menus everywhere, 403 00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:26,723 and there are kids who want to see the ocean. 404 00:14:26,807 --> 00:14:30,269 - What? - And I don't like your vibe, dude. 405 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,728 Hey! 406 00:14:31,812 --> 00:14:34,773 This is what eating here did to my friend. 407 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:38,610 Is that crispy noodles? 408 00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:41,321 Coach. 409 00:14:41,405 --> 00:14:44,366 Oh, no, no. 410 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,118 What the hell are you doing, man? 411 00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,369 I'm making island beats. 412 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,954 I think this is what I'm gonna do 413 00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:51,623 from now on, since, obviously, I can't coach. 414 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:54,293 I thought we were just messing around. 415 00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:55,836 Why are you taking this so hard? 416 00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:58,088 Because, dude, I was trying to prove to myself 417 00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,840 that I could still do this. 418 00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:03,635 Ever since Malia broke up with me… I don't know… 419 00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:06,346 I've just been a mess. Feel like I can't do anything right. 420 00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:08,932 Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked. 421 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:10,809 Get it together for real. 422 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:12,144 What are you doing here? 423 00:15:12,227 --> 00:15:13,455 I thought you said you were so busy. 424 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,938 I found this extra alarm clock, 425 00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:16,607 and, uh, I thought it'd be neighborly, 426 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,776 so I'll set it up for you guys. 427 00:15:18,859 --> 00:15:21,028 You're welcome. 428 00:15:21,111 --> 00:15:22,446 Wait a second. 429 00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:25,657 - What is that? - What's what? 430 00:15:25,741 --> 00:15:27,576 - Is that a camera? - Hmm? 431 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,870 Schmidt, are you spying on us? 432 00:15:29,953 --> 00:15:32,372 So… It is… It's a camera. 433 00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:36,210 - Well, I'm shocked. - Schmidt, look, you decided to move out. 434 00:15:36,293 --> 00:15:37,920 - So move out. - I am out. 435 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,130 I'm actually very busy, you know that? 436 00:15:40,214 --> 00:15:43,592 I'm actually late for a very important coffee with a… 437 00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,427 With a dear friend of mine. 438 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,012 - Who's that? - Hmm? 439 00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:48,764 - Who? - Yeah. 440 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,225 Wouldn't you like to know? 441 00:15:51,308 --> 00:15:53,977 Tiny pants man. 442 00:15:54,061 --> 00:15:55,854 He don't have friends. 443 00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:57,856 That's why he got the clock. 444 00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:01,693 He got the clock to watch his only friends. 445 00:16:03,153 --> 00:16:05,823 Are you enjoying your meal? Winston enjoyed his meal, right? 446 00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:07,717 - Until he had an allergic reaction. - Let's go. 447 00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:09,493 There. I drove away all of your customers, 448 00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:14,081 and I'm gonna do that every day until you stop with the menus. 449 00:16:14,164 --> 00:16:17,000 - Earth warrior! - You win. I'll stop. 450 00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:19,002 Thank you. 451 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,879 Charles? 452 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:23,006 You're fired. 453 00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,676 - What? No! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 454 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:28,011 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Don't fire him. 455 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:30,323 - He's the menu guy. - I was just trying to make a difference. 456 00:16:30,347 --> 00:16:32,325 You did. At the beginning of the day, this guy had a job. 457 00:16:32,349 --> 00:16:34,601 Now he doesn't, so congrats on your victory. You win. 458 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:42,067 Do you have any teaching experience? 459 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,611 Does anyone have an antihistamine? 460 00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:53,245 You know, I just moved across the hall, 461 00:16:53,328 --> 00:16:55,456 but it feels like 462 00:16:55,539 --> 00:16:57,249 I moved across an entire ocean. 463 00:16:57,332 --> 00:17:00,002 People grow up, especially young people. 464 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,147 - So my friends don't even miss me anymore? - Uh-huh. 465 00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:03,922 Well, they don't miss you. 466 00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,549 They've moved on. 467 00:17:05,632 --> 00:17:07,050 What? 468 00:17:07,134 --> 00:17:09,052 Well, how do you know that? 469 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,930 Because he told me. 470 00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:15,058 His name is Conner, and he went to SUNY Binghamton. 471 00:17:15,142 --> 00:17:18,020 I once lived with 40 birds, 472 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:21,315 and they all flew away, and I moved on. 473 00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:26,069 Slow down on the noodles, buddy. 474 00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:29,072 Well, congratulations, Miller. You were right. 475 00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:31,158 - What happened? - I terrorized the restaurant. 476 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:33,744 I got a good man fired. 477 00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:35,913 I might have ran over a lizard with my wheelchair, 478 00:17:35,996 --> 00:17:37,080 but I am ashamed of it. 479 00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:39,958 So, that's what you get for trying. 480 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,336 Let's see what the enemy tastes like. 481 00:17:42,419 --> 00:17:44,439 - It's good. - Anybody want to help me use the bathroom? 482 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,924 - No. - Okay, I'll work it out. 483 00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:49,593 I shouldn't have even tried. You just get hurt. 484 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,136 This is such a relief. 485 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,387 I can get fat now. 486 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,722 Hey, guys, stop it! 487 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,140 I want to eat this all day. 488 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:58,936 Like a Chinese food ménage. Oh! 489 00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:01,063 Okay, you guys are doers, and people like me, 490 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,523 people who don't do anything… 491 00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:04,525 We actually need people like you. 492 00:18:04,608 --> 00:18:06,985 - Mmm… - Oh, boy, this is bad. 493 00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:09,488 Uh, this… Okay, all right. 494 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:12,171 I'm gonna give you guys a speech, and it's gonna fire you guys up. 495 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,427 - Got some on my pants… - First we're gonna start with compliments 496 00:18:14,451 --> 00:18:16,995 to build up your confidence. Okay, uh, 497 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,498 - Coach, you're a great guy. - Mmm… 498 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,083 You've got strong bodies. 499 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,751 - Aah! - What? 500 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,003 You just need some more clients. I believe in you. 501 00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:27,840 - Thanks. - Jess, you're awesome. 502 00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:29,508 You are the most resourceful, 503 00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:30,968 optimistic, amazing person 504 00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:32,719 I've ever met in my life. 505 00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:34,280 I can't even get my kids on a field trip. 506 00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:36,390 You can do anything you put your mind to 'cause 507 00:18:36,473 --> 00:18:38,976 you're smart, okay? Why can't you get 'em on this field trip? 508 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:40,245 There's no way to get them to the beach. 509 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:43,147 That's a board. Karate-kick it! 510 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:44,982 You're not used to making speeches, are you? 511 00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:47,985 Point of it is, is you never give up. 512 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,823 Fine. I guess you win. 513 00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:54,867 I sort of miss being here. 514 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,577 Well, the nanny cam kind of gave it away. 515 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,203 Well, nobody helped me, 516 00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:00,247 - so now there is a real mess. - Hey, Winston, 517 00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:02,082 do you have some money where we could rent, 518 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,792 like, a car or a bus or something? 519 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,335 I found this wheelchair in a ditch. 520 00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:07,671 Is anyone gonna tell me anything that's going on? 521 00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:10,883 Stop! If it's not an idea about how to rent a car or a van, 522 00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,426 then I don't want to hear it! 523 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,428 Wait a minute. Nick? 524 00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:17,055 That's brilliant! 525 00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:19,183 Boys and girls, transportation provided 526 00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:21,018 by Hop Foo's restaurant. 527 00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:23,145 All right, everybody, we did it! 528 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:27,649 Ocean Conservation Day starts… Now! 529 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,152 Welcome to the Pacific Ocean! 530 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:33,197 - Yeah. - The large body of water to my left. 531 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,034 No horseplay, guys. Guys, don't talk to strangers. 532 00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:39,286 And you said 533 00:19:39,369 --> 00:19:41,580 - it wouldn't fit. - I knew it would fit. 534 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:43,081 I just didn't want you to bring it. 535 00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:45,250 Careful. It's got a trick wheel. 536 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,919 - I think it's fine. - Okay. 537 00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:50,005 - Aah! Trick wheel. - Not fine. Sorry. 538 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,592 Nice wheelchair. 539 00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:54,802 Ms. Day? 540 00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:57,012 - Hey. - Thank you. 541 00:19:57,095 --> 00:20:00,057 Here. You deserve this. 542 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,893 Oh, thank you. I love it. 543 00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:06,522 But you know what? I think this actually belongs to Nick Miller, 544 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,857 'cause he did this. 545 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,109 Oh, wow! 546 00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:11,193 Is this your dad? 547 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,903 How old do you think I am, 548 00:20:12,986 --> 00:20:14,113 little girl? 549 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:16,615 All right. 550 00:20:17,407 --> 00:20:19,910 - I don't want this gift. - It's her favorite hat. 551 00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:22,621 - Hey. - Hey. 552 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:24,264 You made a difference. How does it feel? 553 00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,292 It feels good. 554 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,878 Yeah, actually, it feels great. I feel like, um… 555 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,048 I don't know. I feel like running. 556 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,550 Hey, Coach, you want to show me how? 557 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,510 - How to run? - Come on. Coach me! 558 00:20:36,593 --> 00:20:39,346 Is this right, Coach? Am I doing it right? 559 00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:41,431 Miller, you sorry excuse for a human being, 560 00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,433 you are shaped like a bean bag chair! 561 00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:44,935 I will sit in you! 562 00:20:45,018 --> 00:20:47,271 - Ah, you can do it. - I'm coming, too. 563 00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:51,066 'Cause I ain't a quitter! Ironside! 564 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,734 I'm coming. I'm com… 565 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,153 Aah! 566 00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:55,571 I am all-terrain, baby. 567 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,614 I was wrong about you, okay? You're not a quitter. 568 00:20:58,657 --> 00:20:59,950 Now, please, quit! 569 00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:02,161 I'm glad I got to see that. 570 00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:04,830 Oh, Schmidt, 571 00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:06,999 here's your key back. 572 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:10,085 We kind of like having you around. 573 00:21:11,295 --> 00:21:13,464 Thanks. 574 00:21:13,547 --> 00:21:15,174 This is just a copy, though. 575 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:16,884 I have, like, 50 of them at home. 576 00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,343 What are y'all doing to me? 577 00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:19,761 Your students are burying Winston. 578 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,346 Ah, he likes it. 579 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,474 Get away from me! Look, where your parents at? 580 00:21:23,557 --> 00:21:25,601 Shoo, children! Shoo! 581 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,020 Away now! Away… be away! 582 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,771 - Shoo. Get out of here. - All the sand! 583 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,607 - Shut up, Winston! - I'm family! 584 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:34,651 You can't do this to me! You're so mean! What are you doing? 585 00:21:34,735 --> 00:21:38,864 - This is karma. - Oh, Winston.