1 00:00:00,873 --> 00:00:02,416 Nick! We need to talk. 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,727 Winston stays. End of discussion. 3 00:00:03,751 --> 00:00:04,960 No, dude. 4 00:00:05,044 --> 00:00:06,420 I got your Thanksgiving invitation. 5 00:00:10,216 --> 00:00:12,843 - Did you make this? - Absolutely not. 6 00:00:12,927 --> 00:00:14,720 He's announcing Thanksgiving! 7 00:00:14,804 --> 00:00:17,723 With his little trumpet, he's announcing the feast! 8 00:00:17,807 --> 00:00:18,849 It's so funny… 9 00:00:20,893 --> 00:00:22,245 We should name that little guy Roger. 10 00:00:22,269 --> 00:00:24,855 When your testicles fell off, 11 00:00:24,939 --> 00:00:27,024 did you form lady parts, 12 00:00:27,108 --> 00:00:29,235 or is it kind of like a Gonzo nose down there? 13 00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:30,694 - It's really interesting. - Yeah. 14 00:00:30,778 --> 00:00:31,987 You see, the thing is, 15 00:00:32,071 --> 00:00:33,548 - my testicles haven't fallen off… - Right. 16 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:35,032 It's just the morning. 17 00:00:35,116 --> 00:00:37,034 And my testicles do this really unique thing 18 00:00:37,118 --> 00:00:39,912 of burrowing… When it's cold out. 19 00:00:40,955 --> 00:00:42,957 You're burning me. 20 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,393 - I gotta be real with you. - Please. 21 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:46,085 I know how a guy can get, like, 22 00:00:46,168 --> 00:00:47,169 lost in a relationship. 23 00:00:47,253 --> 00:00:49,672 I've been there, dude. You're snuggling, 24 00:00:49,755 --> 00:00:52,007 you're snuggling, you're snuggling, and then, bam! 25 00:00:52,091 --> 00:00:53,926 Next thing you know, you're wearing 26 00:00:54,009 --> 00:00:56,137 a jean skirt and a tube top with no panties on, 27 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,763 because you guys said you were gonna 28 00:00:57,847 --> 00:00:59,557 dress up like each other for Halloween. 29 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,951 But she doesn't dress up like you. 30 00:01:00,975 --> 00:01:02,726 But you still go to the party. 31 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:04,478 I could not be more sorry for you, 32 00:01:04,562 --> 00:01:06,772 - but that's not my story. - Stand up. 33 00:01:06,856 --> 00:01:09,150 - Stand up? - Yeah. 34 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:10,943 Okay. 35 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,491 Are those Jessica's pajama bottoms? 36 00:01:17,575 --> 00:01:18,784 It's, uh… 37 00:01:18,868 --> 00:01:20,161 Football player pants for, uh, 38 00:01:20,244 --> 00:01:21,996 br-breast cancer awareness. 39 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:28,544 I like the way that they hug my gronk. 40 00:01:28,627 --> 00:01:29,879 Who's that girl? 41 00:01:29,962 --> 00:01:31,255 Who's that girl? 42 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:32,798 Who's that girl? 43 00:01:32,882 --> 00:01:33,966 Who's that girl? 44 00:01:34,049 --> 00:01:35,134 It's Jess! 45 00:01:35,217 --> 00:01:36,886 Camping on Thanksgiving? 46 00:01:36,969 --> 00:01:40,181 It might be a crazy Nick idea, but I kind of like it. 47 00:01:40,264 --> 00:01:42,308 I thought you hated camping and nature. 48 00:01:42,391 --> 00:01:44,310 You said you were afraid a fly was gonna 49 00:01:44,393 --> 00:01:46,312 fly in your head and learn all your thoughts. 50 00:01:46,395 --> 00:01:47,772 I am a man, 51 00:01:47,855 --> 00:01:49,648 and men belong in wilderness. 52 00:01:50,775 --> 00:01:51,942 It really means a lot to me. 53 00:01:52,026 --> 00:01:53,319 The only thing I care about 54 00:01:53,402 --> 00:01:55,529 is that we're all together. 55 00:01:55,613 --> 00:01:58,199 And that we can all sit down together and have a nice dinner. 56 00:01:58,282 --> 00:01:59,825 I 100% agree. 57 00:01:59,909 --> 00:02:00,969 I think everybody's gonna love this idea. 58 00:02:00,993 --> 00:02:02,328 Me, too. 59 00:02:02,411 --> 00:02:04,181 - Camping? What the hell? - Like we're animals? 60 00:02:04,205 --> 00:02:05,372 Come on. Hear him out. 61 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:07,583 Let's face it. Our indoor Thanksgivings 62 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:08,751 haven't been so great. 63 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:10,753 - Turkey! - Dead body! 64 00:02:10,836 --> 00:02:11,996 I think I'm into your mother. 65 00:02:12,046 --> 00:02:13,130 So this can't be worse. 66 00:02:13,214 --> 00:02:14,840 Thank you, Jessica, I got it from here. 67 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:17,384 - All right. - This Thanksgiving, 68 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:20,930 I want to honor the traditions of our forefathers. 69 00:02:21,013 --> 00:02:23,182 The mighty Pilgrims and Native Americans 70 00:02:23,265 --> 00:02:25,601 who came together in order to survive. 71 00:02:25,684 --> 00:02:27,103 Sure, yeah. 72 00:02:27,186 --> 00:02:29,226 The first chapter in a proud history of cooperation. 73 00:02:29,271 --> 00:02:31,982 It'll be the ultimate test of manhood 74 00:02:32,066 --> 00:02:33,943 and our survival skills. 75 00:02:34,026 --> 00:02:35,319 - It will? - How's this 76 00:02:35,402 --> 00:02:37,196 for a test of our manhood? We stay at home, 77 00:02:37,279 --> 00:02:38,572 we drink beer, we watch football. 78 00:02:38,656 --> 00:02:40,616 - Manhood. - I like that idea. 79 00:02:40,699 --> 00:02:42,201 Winston, I'm talking about real men. 80 00:02:42,284 --> 00:02:44,036 - Me, too. - Men who fend for themselves. 81 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,371 You're the laziest man I know. 82 00:02:45,454 --> 00:02:46,747 Okay, Jess, be honest with me. 83 00:02:46,831 --> 00:02:48,082 Has he ever been on top? 84 00:02:48,165 --> 00:02:49,959 Real men are on the bottom. 85 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:51,043 No, they're not. 86 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:53,271 - You're on the bottom… - Guys, guys. It's Thanksgiving. 87 00:02:53,295 --> 00:02:55,131 We need to be together. 88 00:02:55,214 --> 00:02:56,465 Who's in? 89 00:02:57,425 --> 00:02:58,592 Come on, guys! 90 00:02:58,676 --> 00:03:00,094 - All right, I'm in. - What? 91 00:03:00,177 --> 00:03:01,178 - Yeah, Schmidt! - Yes! 92 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:02,447 Look, my parents were super divorced 93 00:03:02,471 --> 00:03:04,014 and they never took me camping, 94 00:03:04,098 --> 00:03:05,826 but I always thought that I'd be incredible at it. 95 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:06,892 Let's get ready. 96 00:03:06,976 --> 00:03:08,185 What the hell 97 00:03:08,269 --> 00:03:09,687 is on your head, Schmidt? 98 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:11,063 It's an exact replica of the hat 99 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:12,290 Viggo Mortensen wore in Hidalgo. 100 00:03:12,314 --> 00:03:13,357 Knew you'd like it. 101 00:03:17,736 --> 00:03:20,030 Wow! Nice job, Miller! 102 00:03:20,114 --> 00:03:21,490 This spot's beautiful. 103 00:03:21,574 --> 00:03:22,867 I know. 104 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:25,035 - Cece! - Cece's here? 105 00:03:25,119 --> 00:03:26,745 I didn't know she was gonna be here. 106 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,623 Yay, I'm so happy you came! 107 00:03:29,707 --> 00:03:31,250 We're all together! 108 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:32,877 - It makes me so excited. - Of course! 109 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,253 I mean, what could be better 110 00:03:34,336 --> 00:03:36,136 than camping in the woods with my ex-boyfriend 111 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:37,590 and his friend I just made out with. 112 00:03:37,673 --> 00:03:38,799 With whom you just made out. 113 00:03:38,883 --> 00:03:39,943 - Don't. - It's very important. 114 00:03:39,967 --> 00:03:41,093 You know I hate that. 115 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,237 - Don't. - Grammar's important. 116 00:03:42,261 --> 00:03:43,429 Seriously, don't. 117 00:03:43,512 --> 00:03:45,097 If it get awkward, I'll come save you. 118 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,807 Happy Thanksgiving! 119 00:03:46,891 --> 00:03:48,184 Yay! 120 00:03:49,518 --> 00:03:51,061 Hey, what's up, girl? 121 00:03:51,145 --> 00:03:52,938 Hey, Cece. 122 00:04:02,406 --> 00:04:04,867 Hey, I never, uh… Had a chance to ask you. 123 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:06,118 How did the, um… 124 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:07,262 How'd your guys' date go the other night? 125 00:04:07,286 --> 00:04:09,079 - Oh, with Cece? - Yeah. 126 00:04:09,163 --> 00:04:10,831 Uh… It was… 127 00:04:10,915 --> 00:04:12,083 I loved it. 128 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:13,501 I mean, it was good. 129 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:14,835 It was cool. 130 00:04:14,919 --> 00:04:17,213 That's great. Super. 131 00:04:17,296 --> 00:04:20,091 - Super-duper. - So where you thinking 132 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:22,527 - about pitching, uh, pitching a tent? - Thinking over there. 133 00:04:22,551 --> 00:04:24,151 - Oh, yonder? Yeah, sure. - Yeah. Yonder. 134 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,472 Listen, I've been researching on the Internet 135 00:04:26,555 --> 00:04:28,140 for the past 12 hours 136 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,743 everything there is to know about the wood. 137 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:32,103 Now I'm a… I'm a master camper. 138 00:04:32,186 --> 00:04:34,355 So if you need any help with anything, 139 00:04:34,438 --> 00:04:35,981 just come to me and ask, okay? 140 00:04:36,065 --> 00:04:37,274 Thanks, man. 141 00:04:37,358 --> 00:04:38,543 I don't know anything about the wood. 142 00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:40,069 - I know everything. - I'm lost. 143 00:04:40,152 --> 00:04:41,153 What is that, a tree? 144 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,339 If these trees were skyscrapers, 145 00:04:42,363 --> 00:04:44,115 - you'd feel very comfortable. - Yeah. 146 00:04:44,198 --> 00:04:45,908 I'd be right at home. Unfortunately, 147 00:04:45,991 --> 00:04:47,368 - they're actual trees. - Yeah. 148 00:04:47,451 --> 00:04:49,453 You're the best. I love the hat! 149 00:04:49,537 --> 00:04:52,123 I'm sorry, is that a solar cell phone charger? 150 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:55,793 Yeah, I can't go more than two days without it. 151 00:04:55,876 --> 00:04:59,296 Okay, hold on. Do you… Do you hate camping, too? 152 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:02,716 Are you kidding me? I absolutely hate camping. 153 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,718 Then why are we here? 154 00:05:04,802 --> 00:05:07,138 Because I didn't get a say. I never get a say. 155 00:05:07,221 --> 00:05:09,366 Whenever I want to do something, they don't give a hoot. 156 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,934 Guess who just got free passes to a pottery seminar. 157 00:05:12,017 --> 00:05:13,078 - Get out of here. - Winston! 158 00:05:13,102 --> 00:05:16,355 We could've made the craziest mugs, man. 159 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,401 - Hey, Nick? - Yeah. 160 00:05:20,484 --> 00:05:21,819 There's just beer in here. 161 00:05:21,902 --> 00:05:23,255 That should last us for the first few hours, 162 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,381 - actually. - Where's the food? 163 00:05:24,405 --> 00:05:26,157 Where-where are all the pies I made? 164 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,283 Look, don't worry, Jess. 165 00:05:27,366 --> 00:05:31,287 'Cause the food is… Right here. 166 00:05:31,370 --> 00:05:34,582 I'm… Sorry. I don't understand that gesture. 167 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:37,376 We're gonna be hunting and foraging for our dinner, 168 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:40,254 just like the Indians and the Pilgrims. 169 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,967 But you brought beer. 170 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:47,178 You can't forage for beer. And that's a necessity. 171 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,513 So this is Thanksgiving meal? 172 00:05:49,597 --> 00:05:51,557 96 warm beers? 173 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,641 We can do this. 174 00:05:52,725 --> 00:05:54,351 Guys, we've gotten soft! 175 00:05:54,435 --> 00:05:56,562 With our antibiotics and our sports creams. 176 00:05:56,645 --> 00:05:59,940 Do you think George Washington had a pet cat? 177 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,066 - Yeah. - He didn't. 178 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:02,568 - He hunted them. - What? 179 00:06:02,651 --> 00:06:04,653 And he made milk and butter 180 00:06:04,737 --> 00:06:06,614 - out of their spoils. - That's terrible. 181 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:08,467 So you're saying George Washington milked his cat? 182 00:06:08,491 --> 00:06:09,718 - Nothing is sounding accurate right now. - Not at all. 183 00:06:09,742 --> 00:06:11,887 - Where'd you read this? - I'm not saying it's gonna be easy. 184 00:06:11,911 --> 00:06:14,371 It's gonna be hard. But we will emerge 185 00:06:14,455 --> 00:06:16,373 out of this better friends 186 00:06:16,457 --> 00:06:17,666 and a tribe. 187 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,168 I'm on board. 188 00:06:19,251 --> 00:06:20,252 Going old-school. 189 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:22,254 Men! Killing! Hunting! Men! 190 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,732 Men! Men! Men! Men! 191 00:06:23,756 --> 00:06:25,257 Oh, my cowman's… My cowman… 192 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:27,218 My cowman's hat, my cowman's hat. 193 00:06:27,301 --> 00:06:29,095 Guys, look, 194 00:06:29,178 --> 00:06:31,097 I'm as much a man as anybody here, 195 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:32,807 but this plan is straight-up dookie. 196 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,642 I need my sweets and I need my parade. 197 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:36,477 Yeah, you know what? I'm out, too. 198 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,021 Guys, guys, guys. Look. 199 00:06:39,105 --> 00:06:40,648 We're together. 200 00:06:40,731 --> 00:06:42,399 We're a family. 201 00:06:42,483 --> 00:06:43,818 It's Thanksgiving. 202 00:06:43,901 --> 00:06:45,301 And I'm sure Nick has a plan. Right? 203 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:46,821 - Oh, yeah. I've got a plan. - Great. 204 00:06:46,904 --> 00:06:48,864 - You got a plan? - The man's got a plan. 205 00:06:48,948 --> 00:06:51,784 These wilderness guides right here detail what plants 206 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:54,286 are safe for eating and what traps we can build. 207 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:56,122 Unfortunately, I ran out of money, 208 00:06:56,205 --> 00:06:57,432 so I couldn't print out the chapters 209 00:06:57,456 --> 00:06:59,250 on gutting and skinning, but… 210 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:00,394 We'll worry about that when we get there. 211 00:07:00,418 --> 00:07:03,462 Pilgrim rules. Men, hunters! 212 00:07:03,546 --> 00:07:05,131 Women, foragers. 213 00:07:05,214 --> 00:07:06,715 I'm not hunting. The only Hunt I want 214 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:08,259 is Bonnie or Helen. 215 00:07:08,342 --> 00:07:09,528 You know what I'm talking about, Coach. 216 00:07:09,552 --> 00:07:12,388 - What? - Nick. 217 00:07:16,684 --> 00:07:18,477 This is perfect. Primal man in nature. 218 00:07:18,561 --> 00:07:21,147 Stalking prey. Who's basically the lady now, Coach? 219 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:23,310 I've seen that tree six times in the past 20 minutes. 220 00:07:23,357 --> 00:07:25,609 We're definitely moving in a small circle. 221 00:07:25,693 --> 00:07:28,320 Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna clear a path this way. 222 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:30,448 We will travel northbound, I believe. 223 00:07:30,531 --> 00:07:31,824 That's not north, that's south. 224 00:07:31,907 --> 00:07:33,593 That is south? Then let's travel southbound. 225 00:07:33,617 --> 00:07:35,457 I'm gonna clear a path. If something's in there 226 00:07:35,494 --> 00:07:38,456 and you get injured, I promise you I will kill you fast. 227 00:07:39,623 --> 00:07:42,376 Scat! Scat. 228 00:07:47,339 --> 00:07:49,776 - There's an animal nearby. - Hey, Schmidt, that's a raisin, man. 229 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,927 That's not a raisin. This is scat. 230 00:07:52,011 --> 00:07:53,179 Okay. 231 00:07:57,349 --> 00:08:00,102 That's poop for sure. I was right. In your face, Nick. 232 00:08:00,186 --> 00:08:01,520 - In your face, Nick. - How so? 233 00:08:01,604 --> 00:08:03,331 I don't know, he put a… Put a turd in his mouth. 234 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:04,750 - And that's in my face? - So that's… Yeah. 235 00:08:04,774 --> 00:08:06,484 I don't think we should start eating 236 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:08,003 poo yet, Schmidt. Let's wait on that. 237 00:08:08,027 --> 00:08:09,212 You want to chase that with some dirt? 238 00:08:09,236 --> 00:08:10,321 Does anyone have any gum? 239 00:08:10,404 --> 00:08:11,530 No. 240 00:08:11,614 --> 00:08:14,074 Not that I wanted any in the first place. 241 00:08:16,744 --> 00:08:18,329 That's a mighty big hole there, Nick. 242 00:08:18,412 --> 00:08:19,514 You trying to catch a refrigerator? 243 00:08:19,538 --> 00:08:20,790 It's a bear hole. 244 00:08:20,873 --> 00:08:22,458 Bear falls in, other stuff falls in. 245 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:24,001 We take what the bear doesn't want. 246 00:08:24,085 --> 00:08:26,128 - Makes sense. - Classic human/bear team-up. 247 00:08:26,212 --> 00:08:27,731 I'm from Chicago. It's the best I can do. 248 00:08:27,755 --> 00:08:29,006 Yeah, bears love to share. 249 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:30,508 What are you planning on doing with 250 00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:31,651 that bear when he falls into the hole? 251 00:08:31,675 --> 00:08:32,944 Dude, I'm trying the best that I can! 252 00:08:32,968 --> 00:08:34,178 We have no food. 253 00:08:34,261 --> 00:08:35,614 Let me explain something to you, Nick. 254 00:08:35,638 --> 00:08:36,931 When you're building a trap, 255 00:08:37,014 --> 00:08:38,408 you want to customize it to your prey. 256 00:08:38,432 --> 00:08:40,101 So, I don't know, if I was trying 257 00:08:40,184 --> 00:08:41,560 to catch, say a squirrel, 258 00:08:41,644 --> 00:08:43,938 I'd want to think like a squirrel. 259 00:08:44,021 --> 00:08:45,582 Allow me to demonstrate with this trap that I built. 260 00:08:45,606 --> 00:08:47,441 How do you get into the mindset of a squirrel? 261 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,403 I'm a squirrel… Right? 262 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:52,547 - You do that really well. - Look at this! 263 00:08:52,571 --> 00:08:53,739 Oh, there's some nuts here. 264 00:08:53,823 --> 00:08:54,883 Look at all these little nuts. 265 00:08:54,907 --> 00:08:56,492 You might not want to do that. 266 00:08:56,575 --> 00:08:58,637 If I needed your advice on how to lead a spinning class, 267 00:08:58,661 --> 00:09:00,162 I'd ask you, but this is my territory. 268 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,374 - My scapula! - Dude, are you all right? 269 00:09:03,457 --> 00:09:05,584 Aah! Aah, get it off! Aah! 270 00:09:06,877 --> 00:09:08,712 Get it off… 271 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,548 Get up. Keep breathing, man. 272 00:09:10,631 --> 00:09:12,174 I don't mean to be laughing, 273 00:09:12,258 --> 00:09:14,178 - but are you okay? - I'm gonna make you a sling. 274 00:09:14,218 --> 00:09:15,404 You're gonna make me a what? You don't know how to do that. 275 00:09:15,428 --> 00:09:17,596 - A sling. Of course I do. - What? 276 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,932 - What are you doing? - I was an Eagle Scout. 277 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:22,268 What are you talking about, you were an Eagle Scout? 278 00:09:22,351 --> 00:09:24,061 - Look. - That's actually really good. 279 00:09:24,145 --> 00:09:25,354 I'm sorry, dude. 280 00:09:25,438 --> 00:09:26,498 You wanted to be the best at camping. 281 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,274 You were so excited about your hat. 282 00:09:28,357 --> 00:09:30,192 I didn't want to get in the way of that. 283 00:09:30,276 --> 00:09:31,461 Plus with the whole Cece thing going on… 284 00:09:31,485 --> 00:09:33,654 What are talking about? 285 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:37,158 You're gonna let me be the best camper. 286 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:39,410 - I am the best camper! - Yeah. 287 00:09:39,493 --> 00:09:41,620 I think this is chicory. 288 00:09:41,704 --> 00:09:43,247 It says you can eat the root. 289 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:44,790 Or it's jasmine. 290 00:09:44,874 --> 00:09:46,751 Which will kill you. 291 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,044 Hmm. What do you guys think? 292 00:09:49,128 --> 00:09:50,647 - I'm sure it's fine. - Yeah, just eat it. 293 00:09:50,671 --> 00:09:54,467 - Hey, raspberries! - There… Ow! Ow. 294 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,260 There are a lot of brambles in here. 295 00:09:56,343 --> 00:09:57,821 There's a country store not far from here. 296 00:09:57,845 --> 00:09:59,889 - Ow! - Three and a half stars. The reviews say, 297 00:09:59,972 --> 00:10:01,432 "It's functional and dusty." 298 00:10:01,515 --> 00:10:02,975 - Ow! - Sounds good to me. 299 00:10:03,058 --> 00:10:04,852 This is so fun. Who wants to help? 300 00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:06,854 This plan is officially the worst. 301 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:08,522 We are starving. 302 00:10:08,606 --> 00:10:11,442 Just admit, you don't want to do this, either. 303 00:10:11,525 --> 00:10:13,444 Okay, listen up. Only stuff we can find 304 00:10:13,527 --> 00:10:15,488 in the forest, right? 305 00:10:17,198 --> 00:10:18,657 Look at that fish. 306 00:10:18,741 --> 00:10:20,117 It's perfect. 307 00:10:20,201 --> 00:10:21,660 - What? - Oh, I'm gonna grab it. 308 00:10:21,744 --> 00:10:23,871 I'm so hungry. Now we get to eat, boys. 309 00:10:23,954 --> 00:10:25,456 Dude, that looks dead. 310 00:10:25,539 --> 00:10:26,850 Guys, stop being negative right now. 311 00:10:26,874 --> 00:10:28,501 Laying on its side means it's dead. 312 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,628 I wouldn't get in that water, man. 313 00:10:30,711 --> 00:10:32,213 You're gonna get beaver fever. 314 00:10:32,296 --> 00:10:34,632 Where are my testicles now, Coach? 315 00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:36,526 When he catches that little critter, I'm gonna show you 316 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,469 how to scale it. Ow. 317 00:10:38,552 --> 00:10:40,513 - That hurts? - Yeah, it hurts! 318 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,931 A boulder fell on my sh… 319 00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:43,557 Is all this 'cause I teased you 320 00:10:43,641 --> 00:10:44,642 about the invite? 321 00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:45,726 Yes, it is! No regrets! 322 00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:49,105 - Aw! - Aw, come on, Nick. 323 00:10:50,439 --> 00:10:52,274 - Yes! - Quit it. 324 00:10:52,358 --> 00:10:54,485 You guys might be right! It might be dead! 325 00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:57,321 In fact, it was dead! 326 00:10:57,404 --> 00:10:59,281 Smells fresh… 327 00:10:59,365 --> 00:11:00,533 Enough! 328 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,284 Oh, come on, Winston, what? 329 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:04,328 You just get your nails done? Get the apple dirty! 330 00:11:04,411 --> 00:11:06,330 Grind some dirt in it, grind some dirt in it. 331 00:11:06,414 --> 00:11:08,666 - God, I'm so hungry! - Hey, hey! 332 00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:10,501 - Hey. - Look what the men brought. 333 00:11:10,584 --> 00:11:12,628 - Oh, hey! Hey, hey! - The plan worked. 334 00:11:12,711 --> 00:11:13,814 Hey, he looks like a fighter. 335 00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:16,173 He really was, kind of. 336 00:11:16,257 --> 00:11:17,299 - Oh, my God! - Wow. 337 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:19,093 - I mean, well… - Whoa. 338 00:11:19,176 --> 00:11:20,928 - Like a smorgasbord. - You guys did great. 339 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:22,721 - Yeah, we did. - Yep. 340 00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:24,014 Where'd you get the cashews? 341 00:11:24,098 --> 00:11:26,267 - Um, on a bush. - Yeah. 342 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:27,393 How about the beets? 343 00:11:27,476 --> 00:11:29,520 - Also a bush. - That's right. 344 00:11:29,603 --> 00:11:31,856 - Yeah. - The avocado? 345 00:11:33,065 --> 00:11:35,651 - Also on a bush. - That's right. 346 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,653 Well, look at us. Living off the land, 347 00:11:37,736 --> 00:11:39,280 fending for ourselves. 348 00:11:39,363 --> 00:11:41,365 We got fish and fruits, 349 00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:42,741 and this is probably gonna be 350 00:11:42,825 --> 00:11:45,786 the most delicious apple I've ever eaten in my life. 351 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,625 "Product of Oregon"? 352 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:53,586 We walked to Oregon? 353 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,379 - What? - What? 354 00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:57,631 - That's why this cramp… - Yeah. This place… 355 00:11:57,715 --> 00:11:59,234 Come on, you think the three of us are true dumb-asses? 356 00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:00,485 - We're not. - I kind of knew from the beginning. 357 00:12:00,509 --> 00:12:01,594 I mean, there's no way. 358 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,721 You just went to a store and got all this? 359 00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:05,222 I think so. 360 00:12:05,306 --> 00:12:07,451 I think they definitely bought everything from the store. 361 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:10,728 The one thing I wanted was for us all to sit down together 362 00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:13,689 and have dinner, and you can't do that without dinner. 363 00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:15,357 We have dinner. 364 00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:16,960 That fish kind of looks like hippo meat. 365 00:12:16,984 --> 00:12:18,986 - Come on, man. - Let's just sit down 366 00:12:19,111 --> 00:12:20,172 and eat some delicious almonds. 367 00:12:20,196 --> 00:12:21,655 - And enjoy ourselves. - Yes. 368 00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:23,499 And have a really nice Thanksgiving together. 369 00:12:23,532 --> 00:12:25,469 - Come on, Nick, let's eat. - Come on, man, let's eat. 370 00:12:25,493 --> 00:12:27,870 I feel like how they must've felt on the first Thanksgiving. 371 00:12:28,788 --> 00:12:30,122 - Betrayed. - Nick… 372 00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,457 What? 373 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,000 Happy Thanksgiving. 374 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:34,960 - Oh, come on. - Nick, come on! Don't do this. 375 00:12:35,044 --> 00:12:36,837 FYI, the first Thanksgiving was the good one. 376 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:38,255 Come on, Nick! 377 00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:40,007 These avocados were expensive! 378 00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:44,637 Here we go. 379 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,930 It smells so good. 380 00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:47,223 I can't wait till it's ready. 381 00:12:47,306 --> 00:12:48,557 I'm gonna be so stuffed. 382 00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:50,935 Ooh! The eyeball fell off. 383 00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:53,145 That's how you know it's good. 384 00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:56,190 They got to pop out when it's ready, I think. 385 00:12:56,273 --> 00:12:57,793 Now that the cards are finally on the table, 386 00:12:57,817 --> 00:13:00,027 I guess we can see who the true camp master really is. 387 00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:02,279 - The answer's me. - First one to make a flame wins. 388 00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:04,657 Let's do this. 389 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,159 Now, check this out. 390 00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:08,702 This is how you make a flame. 391 00:13:08,786 --> 00:13:10,746 You go with two rocks. One against the other. 392 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,748 You create friction. 393 00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:14,458 - I'm done. - What? 394 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:15,835 - I'm done. - Well, that's 395 00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,294 barely a flame, it's going out. 396 00:13:17,378 --> 00:13:19,578 Whoa! Well, goodness gracious! What are you? A sorcerer? 397 00:13:20,589 --> 00:13:22,258 Damn it! 398 00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:28,639 Hey, mountain man. 399 00:13:28,722 --> 00:13:30,850 You want to come eat some dirty vegetables with us? 400 00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:32,661 I should've known those beets weren't from nature. 401 00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:34,854 Nothing purple grows in nature. 402 00:13:34,937 --> 00:13:36,856 Look, we didn't come through, okay? 403 00:13:36,939 --> 00:13:39,150 You came through! 404 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:41,986 Look, you caught a fish! 405 00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:44,488 That's really, really impressive. How'd you do it? 406 00:13:44,572 --> 00:13:46,824 With my bare hands. 407 00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:48,659 - No way! You're so strong. - Yeah. 408 00:13:48,742 --> 00:13:50,703 Yeah, it was… It fought… 409 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,122 What are you doing? 410 00:13:53,205 --> 00:13:55,045 I'm not doing anything. I think that's amazing. 411 00:13:55,082 --> 00:13:57,543 You provided for us. 412 00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:59,628 - You're a man. - Don't patronize me, Jess. 413 00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:03,048 - I'm not. - Ever since we started dating, Jess, 414 00:14:03,132 --> 00:14:05,134 we've been doing a bunch of girly stuff, 415 00:14:05,217 --> 00:14:07,511 and I like some of it and you, but… 416 00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:09,472 My tolerance to alcohol has, like, 417 00:14:09,555 --> 00:14:11,849 gotten really, scary low. 418 00:14:11,932 --> 00:14:14,018 I drank three beers, and I got, 419 00:14:14,101 --> 00:14:15,853 like, all giggly and tired. 420 00:14:15,936 --> 00:14:17,313 And I didn't want a fourth. 421 00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:18,647 Last night, I had a dream 422 00:14:18,731 --> 00:14:20,566 that I was brushing a horse. 423 00:14:20,649 --> 00:14:23,903 I just feel like I'm losing myself a little. 424 00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:25,029 Just… 425 00:14:25,112 --> 00:14:26,822 Let me eat this disgusting fish and… 426 00:14:26,906 --> 00:14:29,366 - No, Nick, Nick. - Yeah, just let me be over here. 427 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,452 This is the most beautiful fish I've ever seen. 428 00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,513 - Don't touch… I wouldn't touch it. - It is! It is. 429 00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:35,915 Jess, don't… Don't put your hands ins… 430 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:37,166 Oh, my Lo… 431 00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:44,090 - Spit it out. - Mmm! 432 00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:46,175 Mmm-mmm! 433 00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:47,760 Mmm! 434 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,178 Fragrant. 435 00:14:49,261 --> 00:14:53,557 Mmm, I can really… I can really taste the lake. 436 00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:55,476 - Spit it out. - I feel like I'm there 437 00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:56,936 in the lake with the fish. 438 00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,062 Mmm! 439 00:14:58,145 --> 00:15:00,106 Bony. 440 00:15:00,189 --> 00:15:02,483 That's gonna hurt going down. 441 00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:05,111 But I like it. 442 00:15:05,194 --> 00:15:08,781 Hurts so good! Hurts so good! 443 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,616 Jess, that fish was dead when I caught it. 444 00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:12,201 There was a sock near it. 445 00:15:17,039 --> 00:15:19,208 - I'm gonna come with you. - No. 446 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:20,668 Jess, let me come with you. 447 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:21,895 - Where are you going? - There's something over here. 448 00:15:21,919 --> 00:15:23,188 - I'm gonna look at it. - Jess… 449 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:26,882 I'm seeing some interesting things. 450 00:15:26,966 --> 00:15:29,718 I'm out of the office till Friday. 451 00:15:29,802 --> 00:15:31,971 For immediate assistance, 452 00:15:32,054 --> 00:15:34,765 please call Deb at extension A.C. Slater. 453 00:15:36,725 --> 00:15:37,828 You guys see where she went? 454 00:15:37,852 --> 00:15:38,936 - No. - No. Jess? 455 00:15:39,019 --> 00:15:41,856 Jess? 456 00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,524 Jess? 457 00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:44,817 Jess! 458 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,570 I just want to see more carpet samples 459 00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:49,113 before I make a final decision. 460 00:15:49,196 --> 00:15:51,407 Jess! 461 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:53,325 Jess? 462 00:15:53,409 --> 00:15:56,579 Jess! Jess, where are you? 463 00:15:56,662 --> 00:15:58,164 - Jess! - Jessica! 464 00:15:58,247 --> 00:16:01,208 Oh, God, this is all my fault. 465 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:02,460 And you know what, Coach? 466 00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:03,836 I did like the invitation. 467 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,005 I made it. And I liked the little trumpet guy. 468 00:16:06,088 --> 00:16:07,381 I thought he was cute. 469 00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,800 - He was cute as a damn button! - What? 470 00:16:09,884 --> 00:16:11,010 So many stars… 471 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:12,428 Hey, guys, look. There she is! 472 00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:14,764 There are dogs that have dollar signs 473 00:16:14,847 --> 00:16:17,349 but don't even own banks. 474 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,535 - Jess, we're over here! - Jess! 475 00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:20,019 Wait, wait, wait. 476 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:21,747 - I've seen that tree before. - Jess, stop! 477 00:16:21,771 --> 00:16:23,439 The bear trap! 478 00:16:23,522 --> 00:16:26,025 - No! - I'm coming! 479 00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:27,735 Jess! 480 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,781 Headfirst? Why? 481 00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:37,077 Son of a… 482 00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:38,996 Oh, my God, Jess, I am so sorry. 483 00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:40,372 I was an idiot. 484 00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:42,958 This Thanksgiving plan was so stupid. 485 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:45,044 You shouldn't have eaten that fish. I'm sorry. 486 00:16:45,127 --> 00:16:46,879 Don't let them pay the bill, okay? 487 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,005 You bring the check to me. 488 00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:50,674 No arguments, moon man. 489 00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,051 - Oh, my God! - Is anyone hurt? 490 00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:53,844 We're fine! 491 00:16:53,928 --> 00:16:56,013 I may have cracked a few ribs, 492 00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:58,891 and, uh, Jess is delirious. 493 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,726 I think she thinks she's a rabbit. 494 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,662 Guys, we're gonna figure something out, all right? 495 00:17:02,686 --> 00:17:04,522 Just get us a rope or a stick or something. 496 00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:06,458 - All right, man, so, any ideas? - What are you talk… 497 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:07,876 You know what, Coach? Don't humor me. 498 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,527 - What? - You know what to do. 499 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,671 Look, I admit it… You're a better camper than I am. 500 00:17:11,695 --> 00:17:13,197 You're better at life than I am. 501 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,925 You're probably better at dating Cece than I am. 502 00:17:14,949 --> 00:17:16,867 I saw you guys the other night 503 00:17:16,951 --> 00:17:19,286 inhaling each other in front of the loft. 504 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:22,081 Schmidt, that's all we did. That was it. 505 00:17:22,164 --> 00:17:25,042 I asked her to come upstairs, she said no, okay? 506 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:27,128 And now she won't return any of my text messages. 507 00:17:27,211 --> 00:17:28,754 She's been ignoring me this whole trip. 508 00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:31,132 I'm all, like, "Hey." She's like, "Mm-hmm." 509 00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:33,634 I'm like, "What?" 510 00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,970 - Why are you smiling, dude? - I'm not smiling. 511 00:17:36,053 --> 00:17:37,572 I'm over here baring my soul to you, dude, 512 00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:39,116 - and you're freaking smiling in my face. - Yeah. 513 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,534 This is the face I make when I listen. 514 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:41,993 - All your teeth show when you listen? - I'm not. 515 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,537 You're smiling right now. I opened up to you. 516 00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,038 - You're pissing me off. Stop smiling. - I'm not. 517 00:17:45,062 --> 00:17:46,730 - I will wreck you. - You're crazy, man. 518 00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:47,999 - You're nuts. - Stop it, listen to me. 519 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,775 We are going to solve this right now. 520 00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:50,961 All right, take your pants off. 521 00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:52,319 Okay, I am no Eagle Scout, 522 00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:54,155 but I know how to make a pants rope. 523 00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:55,906 - Pants rope. - You're a genius. 524 00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:58,117 - I know. - Okay. Are you gonna take off your pants? 525 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,220 Yeah, right after I take off my bra, so we can anchor the rope to the tree. 526 00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:02,139 - That's gonna happen for real? - Just take them off now. 527 00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:04,915 Whoa, look at Winston's pants. 528 00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:07,460 - It's got kittens on it. - These aren't kittens. 529 00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:09,020 I cannot believe I'm here voluntarily. 530 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,164 - So stupid. - Take them off. 531 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:11,380 They're coming off. 532 00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:15,134 Here, you guys, grab hold of the rope. 533 00:18:15,217 --> 00:18:17,136 Okay, you go first, Jess. 534 00:18:17,219 --> 00:18:19,096 I'll be right behind you to support you. 535 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,766 - Ding, dong, ding, dong! - What are you doing? 536 00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:23,869 Okay, how about this? Get on my back, I'll bring us both up. 537 00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,395 - Back at you. - Whoa. 538 00:18:26,479 --> 00:18:27,688 You can do it! 539 00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:29,523 There, hold this flashlight, buddy. 540 00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:31,317 Grab hold. 541 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,777 - Come on, Nick! - Here we go! 542 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,904 Oh, God, I'm gonna get you out of here. 543 00:18:34,987 --> 00:18:36,113 - Nick, come up! - Whoa! 544 00:18:36,197 --> 00:18:38,574 Use your legs, Nick. 545 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,327 Come on, Nick! 546 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:42,912 Come on… 547 00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:45,122 - Ah, Winston, I hate your leggings. - Come on. 548 00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,415 Almost there. 549 00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:47,958 - Let's go. - You got it. 550 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,044 - You got it. - You got it. 551 00:18:50,127 --> 00:18:53,005 You… 552 00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,594 You chubby son of a bitch. 553 00:18:58,677 --> 00:19:00,596 - Yeah… - Whoo! 554 00:19:00,679 --> 00:19:01,879 You okay, Jess? You all right? 555 00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,307 Yeah! 556 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,142 - Yeah. - Yeah. 557 00:19:11,273 --> 00:19:12,983 Hey. 558 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,945 Thanks for saving me, mountain man. 559 00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:18,405 So I've got good news from the doctor. 560 00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:20,366 You don't have rabies. 561 00:19:20,449 --> 00:19:21,742 Oh? 562 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,160 You have, uh, giardia 563 00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:26,038 and something called Legionnaires' disease. 564 00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:29,083 I'm just glad they were able to save your foot. 565 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,001 What? 566 00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,753 No, nothing. 567 00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,171 Never mind. 568 00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:41,011 Hey, I'm sorry about the whole camping thing. 569 00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:42,596 Oh, no, it's okay. 570 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,098 Ah, I was really stupid. 571 00:19:44,181 --> 00:19:45,891 I haven't been myself. 572 00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:49,145 You're the man I want. 573 00:19:51,272 --> 00:19:52,512 All you wanted was for everyone 574 00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:55,234 to be together on Thanksgiving, Jess. 575 00:19:55,317 --> 00:19:58,446 Next year. 576 00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:03,367 - Potato chips. - Chips? 577 00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:05,161 Maybe a treat. 578 00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:13,002 Listen, Coach, uh, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, 579 00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,587 I thought maybe that I could give you 580 00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,256 some advice about… About Cece. 581 00:20:17,339 --> 00:20:19,049 How desperate do you think I am? 582 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,153 - I think you're probably very desperate. - I'm very desperate, I mean, 583 00:20:21,177 --> 00:20:22,595 she's giving me nothing. 584 00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:24,398 Told her she looked pretty, she said thanks. 585 00:20:24,472 --> 00:20:26,223 - Mm-hmm. - What kind of mind game is that? 586 00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,267 Look, Coach, things have always come easy to you. 587 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,896 Cece is not going to be one of those things. 588 00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:33,063 I once spent hours 589 00:20:33,147 --> 00:20:37,026 in a car with just a cracked window for air. 590 00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:38,277 She was going into a club 591 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,404 and she just kind of left me there. 592 00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:42,656 Why are you smiling about that? 593 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,242 Hey, guys, I figured out a way to save Thanksgiving. 594 00:20:45,326 --> 00:20:47,077 - I got a plan. - Enough with the plans. 595 00:20:47,161 --> 00:20:48,555 - You suck at plans! - Not another Nick Miller plan. 596 00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:50,015 I love you, man, but you are terrible at plans. 597 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:51,290 Hey. 598 00:20:51,373 --> 00:20:55,127 It's still 11:48, so happy Thanksgiving. 599 00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:56,837 What? 600 00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:59,423 Got us some Brazilian nuts, a couple of string cheeses, and. 601 00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:00,674 Snack. 602 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:01,967 Thank you. 603 00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:03,195 I got the parade on my phone. 604 00:21:03,219 --> 00:21:05,846 - Yes. - Made some decorations. 605 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,324 I think this may be a turkey sandwich, 606 00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:09,141 but I'm not sure, 607 00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:10,976 and I know this whole thing isn't… 608 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,061 It's perfect. 609 00:21:12,144 --> 00:21:13,729 Look, guys, start without me 610 00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:16,107 because it might be a few weeks before I can eat again. 611 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:18,317 You were throwing up a lot. 612 00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:23,155 That was scary… Seriously. 613 00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:25,217 - Okay, I'm starving actually. Let's eat. - Yeah, let's eat. 614 00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:26,721 Nick found all this food in the woods. 615 00:21:27,952 --> 00:21:29,387 - Can I have the ginger ale? - Ever again. 616 00:21:29,411 --> 00:21:31,539 Yeah, Nick found that. It's already open. 617 00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:33,624 If it looks exactly like a turkey, but…