1 00:00:00,864 --> 00:00:05,119 Oh, snap, snap, oh, snap, snap. 2 00:00:05,244 --> 00:00:06,954 Wow. That sounds pretty good. 3 00:00:07,121 --> 00:00:08,956 Thank you. Hey, listen, Schmidt, 4 00:00:09,081 --> 00:00:11,417 I've been kind of stuck on this whole career search thing. 5 00:00:11,542 --> 00:00:13,061 - Oh. - You think I could be good at advertising? 6 00:00:13,085 --> 00:00:14,229 I mean, that's what you do, right? 7 00:00:14,253 --> 00:00:16,505 Advertising is a dog drinking beer, 8 00:00:16,588 --> 00:00:18,549 a fat moron falling down the stairs, 9 00:00:18,632 --> 00:00:20,050 a snot-nosed brat 10 00:00:20,134 --> 00:00:22,052 kicking his rapping grandpa in the testicles. 11 00:00:22,136 --> 00:00:24,179 Rapping grandpa kills me, though. 12 00:00:24,263 --> 00:00:26,307 I am in marketing, Winston. 13 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:27,766 The backbone of capitalism. 14 00:00:27,891 --> 00:00:30,412 - Without it, you'd be dead in two days. - I could be good at that. 15 00:00:30,436 --> 00:00:32,580 Probably not, but you can shadow me at work today to find out. 16 00:00:32,604 --> 00:00:34,565 Yeah! Team Drug Store back from. 17 00:00:34,648 --> 00:00:36,692 Mission. Drug Store. 18 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,736 - Right, Coach? - Yeah. Uh, can I have my bag? 19 00:00:38,819 --> 00:00:40,070 Yeah. Good stuff. 20 00:00:40,154 --> 00:00:41,447 - Good stuff. - Thanks. 21 00:00:41,572 --> 00:00:43,365 So, same time next week, right? 22 00:00:43,449 --> 00:00:45,576 Team Drug Store? We'll go again to the drug store? 23 00:00:45,659 --> 00:00:47,119 Team Drug Store? 24 00:00:47,244 --> 00:00:50,331 Ugh! God! What a walnut! 25 00:00:50,748 --> 00:00:53,292 It's been two months we've been living with him, 26 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:54,501 and I have yet to crack him. 27 00:00:54,627 --> 00:00:56,267 It's like we just spent an hour together. 28 00:00:56,295 --> 00:00:57,921 It was, like, nothing, no connection. 29 00:00:58,005 --> 00:00:59,365 And don't tell me it's in my mind, 30 00:00:59,423 --> 00:01:00,466 because it's not. 31 00:01:00,549 --> 00:01:01,967 We ran into one of his friends, 32 00:01:02,051 --> 00:01:03,844 and Coach said the meanest thing about me. 33 00:01:03,927 --> 00:01:05,012 Check these out. 34 00:01:05,095 --> 00:01:06,889 Can you believe these are for glaucoma? 35 00:01:06,972 --> 00:01:09,475 She's my buddy's girlfriend. 36 00:01:11,977 --> 00:01:13,854 You are my girlfriend. What's the big deal? 37 00:01:13,937 --> 00:01:16,065 I want him to think of me as his friend. 38 00:01:16,148 --> 00:01:18,084 - Oh, I hear that. - Well, it'll happen if it's meant to. 39 00:01:18,108 --> 00:01:19,777 I need to find a way in. 40 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:21,463 I found a way to force myself into all of your lives. 41 00:01:21,487 --> 00:01:22,571 You just didn't know it. 42 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,573 Food, clothes, onesie pajamas. 43 00:01:24,740 --> 00:01:26,283 I like the butt flap. 44 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:27,618 You really think mine was food? 45 00:01:27,743 --> 00:01:30,287 I can think of five other reasons 46 00:01:30,371 --> 00:01:31,664 I wanted to be your friend. 47 00:01:31,747 --> 00:01:33,308 Boob, boob, vagina, butt cheek, butt cheek. 48 00:01:33,332 --> 00:01:34,976 - In that order? - Well, I'm not gonna say, 49 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,961 "Vagina, butt cheek, boob, butt cheek, boob." 50 00:01:37,252 --> 00:01:38,980 - Yeah, but that's the correct… - That's the order, yeah. 51 00:01:39,004 --> 00:01:40,506 Who's that girl? 52 00:01:40,589 --> 00:01:41,924 Who's that girl? 53 00:01:42,007 --> 00:01:43,384 Who's that girl? 54 00:01:43,467 --> 00:01:45,177 - Who's that girl? - It's Jess. 55 00:01:45,427 --> 00:01:46,887 Look, Nick, I need help. 56 00:01:47,137 --> 00:01:49,223 Like, tell me about Coach. Like, what's up with him? 57 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:51,141 What does he like? What does he dislike? 58 00:01:51,225 --> 00:01:53,310 Well, Coach 101 is, he's watching basketball. Yeah. 59 00:01:53,394 --> 00:01:55,205 And that's all he's gonna do from October till June. 60 00:01:55,229 --> 00:01:56,480 His team's the Pistons. 61 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,209 I mean, they were great in the '80s, 62 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,275 but then we got Jordan. 63 00:02:00,401 --> 00:02:01,503 Then they started getting good. 64 00:02:01,527 --> 00:02:02,820 Then we got Thibodeau. 65 00:02:02,903 --> 00:02:04,503 What you gonna do now? And he knows that. 66 00:02:04,738 --> 00:02:06,458 That's genius. Basketball. That's my way in. 67 00:02:06,573 --> 00:02:08,635 Basketball's not your in. You don't know anything about basketball. 68 00:02:08,659 --> 00:02:11,036 - Come on. - You refer to it as "basketsball." 69 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,038 Well, that's the technically-correct term, Nick. 70 00:02:13,122 --> 00:02:14,748 There are two baskets. 71 00:02:14,832 --> 00:02:16,041 I'm an English teacher. 72 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:17,876 Basketball's just the first step. 73 00:02:18,002 --> 00:02:19,253 We sit down, we watch a game. 74 00:02:19,336 --> 00:02:20,629 We have a few laughs. 75 00:02:20,754 --> 00:02:22,798 Before you know it, 76 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:25,009 we'll be digging into each other's pasts. 77 00:02:25,134 --> 00:02:27,261 - That's not how it works, though. - Childhoods, Nick. 78 00:02:27,344 --> 00:02:28,571 That's the friendship money shot. 79 00:02:28,595 --> 00:02:30,014 Men watch sports 80 00:02:30,097 --> 00:02:31,574 so we don't have to talk about childhood stuff. 81 00:02:31,598 --> 00:02:33,142 No. It's a real thing. 82 00:02:33,392 --> 00:02:35,192 And the game doesn't even have deeper meaning. 83 00:02:35,269 --> 00:02:36,869 - Come on. - And there's no layers to it. 84 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,982 If I'm talking about a player overcoming the defense to win, 85 00:02:40,065 --> 00:02:42,359 - that's not like I'm overcoming it. - No. Come on. 86 00:02:42,484 --> 00:02:44,504 Not only that. He's a Pistons fan, and I'm a Bulls fan. 87 00:02:44,528 --> 00:02:46,071 Right. I don't understand, no. 88 00:02:46,238 --> 00:02:48,324 - It's rivalries. - Sharks and cats. 89 00:02:48,407 --> 00:02:50,075 Yankees, Red Sox. 90 00:02:50,159 --> 00:02:51,827 Whales and dolphins. 91 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,550 Pistons fan, Bulls fan. End of discussion. 92 00:02:53,579 --> 00:02:56,373 I get it. Jean Valjean and Javert. 93 00:02:56,498 --> 00:02:58,000 Yeah, definitely. 94 00:02:58,083 --> 00:03:00,628 This is like a Jean Vanjer and Vajer situation. 95 00:03:00,711 --> 00:03:02,171 So, where do you do the marketing? 96 00:03:02,254 --> 00:03:03,672 Oh, Winston, so sweet, so naive. 97 00:03:03,756 --> 00:03:05,132 Where do we do the marketing? 98 00:03:05,215 --> 00:03:06,884 We do the marketing everywhere. 99 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:09,219 Now, you're gonna want to take notes on everything I do, 100 00:03:09,303 --> 00:03:11,847 'cause you're about to see life happen at the speed of business. 101 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,766 - Schmidt. I have a task for you. - Hi, Kim. 102 00:03:13,891 --> 00:03:16,185 We got a new guy, and I want you to show him around. 103 00:03:16,268 --> 00:03:18,348 - Wait. Who's this? - Oh, I'm just shadowing Schmidt. 104 00:03:18,395 --> 00:03:19,980 Called my bluff. Don't care. 105 00:03:20,397 --> 00:03:21,398 Ed? 106 00:03:21,482 --> 00:03:24,109 - Come meet Schmidt. - Okeydokey. 107 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,861 That's the new guy? Mmm-hmm. 108 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,184 New compared to what, the moon? 109 00:03:27,237 --> 00:03:28,238 Here's what happened. 110 00:03:28,322 --> 00:03:31,116 Gwen turned 45, so we had to fire her. 111 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,452 Obviously. So, wait. 112 00:03:33,535 --> 00:03:34,578 Gwen's job is available? 113 00:03:34,662 --> 00:03:36,121 Yeah, but then Grandma turned around 114 00:03:36,205 --> 00:03:37,498 and filed an ageism lawsuit, 115 00:03:37,581 --> 00:03:39,750 so we hired Bran Flakes here to cover our ass. 116 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:41,186 - Just do it. - All right, I'll do it. 117 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:43,170 Well, here I am. Okay. 118 00:03:43,295 --> 00:03:45,798 I'm Schmidt. I guess they wanted you to learn from the best. 119 00:03:45,881 --> 00:03:48,509 Well, actually, they said your office was closest to the can. 120 00:03:48,884 --> 00:03:51,720 I got a prostate the size of an avacada. 121 00:03:51,804 --> 00:03:53,222 "Closest to the can." 122 00:03:53,305 --> 00:03:54,491 Do not write that down, Winston! 123 00:03:54,515 --> 00:03:56,308 Is it not closest to the can? 124 00:03:57,601 --> 00:03:58,602 Yes! 125 00:03:58,686 --> 00:04:00,145 Hey. 126 00:04:00,229 --> 00:04:01,689 Whoa. 127 00:04:01,772 --> 00:04:03,649 I stay sealed off during basketball season. 128 00:04:03,732 --> 00:04:06,610 Plus, I, uh, dropped some olives under the bed, can't reach 'em. 129 00:04:06,777 --> 00:04:08,195 Oh. I got little pinchers. 130 00:04:08,278 --> 00:04:10,281 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yoom. 131 00:04:10,364 --> 00:04:12,241 Hey, so… 132 00:04:12,324 --> 00:04:16,120 I was gonna watch the, uh, Pistons of Detroit game. 133 00:04:16,245 --> 00:04:17,639 Don't really have the reach for that. 134 00:04:17,663 --> 00:04:18,956 Good thing I got legs. 135 00:04:19,039 --> 00:04:20,767 - Wait. You like the Pistons? - Oh, yeah. Just like you. 136 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:21,792 Are you serious? 137 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:23,502 Yeah, I'm dead serious. 138 00:04:23,585 --> 00:04:25,087 Aw! So, you in? 139 00:04:25,212 --> 00:04:26,492 Be cool to watch it on a big TV. 140 00:04:27,131 --> 00:04:28,549 I found your olives. 141 00:04:28,716 --> 00:04:30,402 - Oh, you did? - Thought they were gonna be in a jar. 142 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:31,593 No. 143 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:34,555 This is a big part of the biz, my man. 144 00:04:34,638 --> 00:04:36,682 Networking, face time, making deals. 145 00:04:36,765 --> 00:04:40,227 Normally, this would have a much sexier, businessman's vibe. 146 00:04:40,311 --> 00:04:43,355 But not when I'm dragging around this old drooling potato. 147 00:04:43,439 --> 00:04:46,191 "Potata"? Yeah, I can split a baked "potata." 148 00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:47,818 - What a life you must have lead. - Ah. 149 00:04:47,901 --> 00:04:49,212 Tell us about the streetcar, will you? 150 00:04:49,236 --> 00:04:50,946 Oh, it was a dynamite way to get around. 151 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:52,990 - Mmm-hmm. - Pasadena to the beach… 152 00:04:53,073 --> 00:04:54,700 - Hey. - I'll take another one of these. 153 00:04:54,783 --> 00:04:56,243 Sure. 154 00:04:56,327 --> 00:04:58,120 You know, Cece, I can't help but think 155 00:04:58,203 --> 00:05:00,331 that I am just following another bad lead 156 00:05:00,414 --> 00:05:01,999 with this marketing thing. 157 00:05:02,082 --> 00:05:04,209 All I'm doing is taking a bunch of notes for Schmidt. 158 00:05:05,294 --> 00:05:08,213 What's this? "Seems befuddled and totally lucid", 159 00:05:08,297 --> 00:05:10,841 "smells too clean"? Those were just notes about Ed. 160 00:05:10,966 --> 00:05:14,345 I'll tell you what, that dude is way more interesting than marketing. 161 00:05:14,928 --> 00:05:16,263 If I'm gonna take Gwen's job 162 00:05:16,347 --> 00:05:18,349 and become the next CIO of Ass-Strat, 163 00:05:18,432 --> 00:05:20,434 I can't just embrace modernization. 164 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:22,895 I got to make babies with it. Do you know what I mean? 165 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,229 It's time to unveil my baby. 166 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:26,523 Micro-marketing. 167 00:05:26,607 --> 00:05:28,317 Yeah, we target our messages directly 168 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,444 to the individual consumer. 169 00:05:30,611 --> 00:05:32,154 What a good idea. 170 00:05:32,237 --> 00:05:34,406 They're gonna hold a ticker-tape parade for you 171 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:36,158 in the Jewish part of town. 172 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:38,241 - That's right, in the Jewish part of town. - Yeah. 173 00:05:39,161 --> 00:05:41,997 Mmm. Nothing but net. 174 00:05:42,164 --> 00:05:43,666 Traditionally, "nothing but net" 175 00:05:43,749 --> 00:05:45,435 refers to hitting nothing but inside of the net. 176 00:05:45,459 --> 00:05:46,585 - Oh? - Ah, so, 177 00:05:46,669 --> 00:05:47,795 yeah, no. 178 00:05:48,963 --> 00:05:50,214 Oh, time-out. 179 00:05:50,297 --> 00:05:51,423 Butt bump. 180 00:05:52,049 --> 00:05:53,050 What? 181 00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:55,094 - I'm ready. - What? The butt… Oh. 182 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:56,428 Come on. 183 00:05:56,512 --> 00:05:58,263 All right. 184 00:05:58,389 --> 00:05:59,723 Hey! Hey! What is that? 185 00:05:59,807 --> 00:06:01,058 It's the Pistons butt bump. 186 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:03,021 I didn't know your girlfriend was a Pistons fan. 187 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:05,437 That's got to suck for you, man. 188 00:06:05,521 --> 00:06:06,957 But I guess everything sucks for you 189 00:06:06,981 --> 00:06:08,440 when you root for the Bulls. 190 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:11,860 - Butt bump! Ooh. - Ah. Ooh. 191 00:06:11,944 --> 00:06:14,446 Oh, cool, cool, cool. So you're a Pistons fan now, Jess? 192 00:06:14,822 --> 00:06:16,573 Suck it, Bulls! 193 00:06:16,657 --> 00:06:18,325 Yeah. Suck it, Bulls! 194 00:06:18,409 --> 00:06:20,452 The worst team in the league, the Bulls. 195 00:06:20,577 --> 00:06:22,497 Oh, it's the worst team in the league, all right. 196 00:06:22,538 --> 00:06:24,218 Who is the worst team in the league, Jess? 197 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:25,541 The Bulls. 198 00:06:25,624 --> 00:06:27,668 The Bulls are the worst team. 199 00:06:27,751 --> 00:06:29,461 In the league. 200 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:32,589 Hey. 201 00:06:33,549 --> 00:06:36,260 So, went really well today. 202 00:06:36,343 --> 00:06:39,346 I think Coach and I are really connecting. 203 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,598 Come on, what is that? 204 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,728 What do you mean? 205 00:06:45,811 --> 00:06:47,438 What? Oh, Coach gave this to me. 206 00:06:47,563 --> 00:06:49,231 How cute is this shirt? 207 00:06:49,398 --> 00:06:50,583 Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm gonna 208 00:06:50,607 --> 00:06:51,807 need you to get out of my bed. 209 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:53,527 Why? Because of the shirt? 210 00:06:53,652 --> 00:06:54,692 100% because of the shirt. 211 00:06:55,571 --> 00:06:57,239 Oh, my God, you're serious. 212 00:06:57,323 --> 00:06:58,925 I can't have you in my bed in a Pistons shirt. 213 00:06:58,949 --> 00:07:00,010 - Oh, my God! - I need you out of the bed. 214 00:07:00,034 --> 00:07:01,994 Jess, I need you to get out of there. 215 00:07:02,077 --> 00:07:03,996 I tried being cool about it, but it's not cool. 216 00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:05,122 - Really? - Really. 217 00:07:05,205 --> 00:07:06,915 Nick, it's just basketball. 218 00:07:06,999 --> 00:07:08,059 Why are you taking this personally? 219 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:09,710 Because it's personal, Jess! 220 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,086 That's my team. 221 00:07:11,211 --> 00:07:12,463 It's the city that I'm from. 222 00:07:12,546 --> 00:07:14,798 It's most of my relationship with my dad. 223 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:16,216 R.I.P., by the way. 224 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,093 Michael Jordan. 225 00:07:18,177 --> 00:07:20,304 The first man that taught me that I could love a man. 226 00:07:20,387 --> 00:07:21,805 And the Pistons are our rivals. 227 00:07:21,889 --> 00:07:23,557 They're like in Hamlet 228 00:07:23,641 --> 00:07:25,851 the McCalls and the… Hacksperes. 229 00:07:26,185 --> 00:07:27,353 You're my girlfriend now, 230 00:07:27,478 --> 00:07:29,813 so… you got to be a Bulls fan. 231 00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:31,057 That's the whole point, Nick. 232 00:07:31,106 --> 00:07:32,667 Coach just thinks of me as your girlfriend, 233 00:07:32,691 --> 00:07:34,526 and I want him to know me for me. 234 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:36,236 Do you want me to be friends with Coach? 235 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,280 I, I absolutely do. Yes. 236 00:07:38,364 --> 00:07:39,907 So, then, why can't I be a Pistons fan 237 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:41,283 until we become friends, 238 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:42,727 and then I'll switch to the Bulls? 239 00:07:42,785 --> 00:07:44,465 So every year you can just pick a new team? 240 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:46,330 You meet a new friend, you're a fan of that? 241 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:47,665 I could never trust you. 242 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:49,249 Can we just have sex now, please? 243 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,835 I'm sorry. You can't be a Pistons fan. I forbid it. 244 00:07:51,961 --> 00:07:53,212 It has to be this way. 245 00:07:53,295 --> 00:07:55,714 You can't forbid me to do stuff. 246 00:07:55,798 --> 00:07:58,175 That's just not… You… That's not within your power. 247 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,094 - I just did. - The shirt stays! 248 00:08:00,219 --> 00:08:02,054 Jessica, you're leaving me no options here. 249 00:08:02,763 --> 00:08:04,264 I'm gonna have to turn off the tap. 250 00:08:04,473 --> 00:08:06,642 - What tap? - The sex tap. 251 00:08:07,601 --> 00:08:09,395 But I need my vitamin D. 252 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,439 As long as you're wearing that shirt, the tap is off. 253 00:08:12,564 --> 00:08:14,400 No more… hot water. 254 00:08:14,483 --> 00:08:15,818 All right, fine, then. 255 00:08:15,901 --> 00:08:18,529 My shirt and I will go sleep in my bed. 256 00:08:23,993 --> 00:08:26,328 Oh. What happened to your Pistons jersey? 257 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:28,414 Did you rip it off and rush in here 258 00:08:28,497 --> 00:08:30,582 'cause she got to have it? 259 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,560 - Look, is this still a thing? - Oh, it's still a thing. 260 00:08:32,584 --> 00:08:34,712 No sex for you as long as you're a Pistons fan. 261 00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:36,297 You can't use sex to manipulate… 262 00:08:36,505 --> 00:08:37,589 - What are you doing? - Oh. 263 00:08:37,756 --> 00:08:39,425 Just brushing my dirty teeth. 264 00:08:40,426 --> 00:08:41,427 They're filthy. 265 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:44,430 Nick, do not challenge me to a sex standoff. 266 00:08:44,596 --> 00:08:47,266 I can channel all my sexual energy into knitting. 267 00:08:47,349 --> 00:08:48,743 How do you think I made it through high school? 268 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:50,978 It's good when you go fast and then slow. 269 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:53,105 Make the teeth wait for it. 270 00:08:53,605 --> 00:08:54,732 You're on. 271 00:08:55,899 --> 00:08:57,693 Oh! Oh! 272 00:08:57,776 --> 00:08:59,987 - Oh! Yeah! - Oh! Yeah! Turnover! 273 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:02,239 - Dunk it from the downtown! - Go! Go! Go! 274 00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:04,926 - Pass that pumpkin to Josh Smith. - You better listen to my friend. 275 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,994 She knows exactly what she's talking about! 276 00:09:07,328 --> 00:09:08,912 Did you just call me your friend? 277 00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:11,415 What's up, guys? 278 00:09:11,498 --> 00:09:14,293 Ah, two minutes in, and the Pistons are already down by ten. 279 00:09:14,376 --> 00:09:15,586 What a drag. 280 00:09:15,711 --> 00:09:16,855 What the heck are you wearing, dude? 281 00:09:16,879 --> 00:09:18,756 Just my Scottie Pippens. Yeah. 282 00:09:19,131 --> 00:09:21,717 Oh, hey, I'm just checking up on you. You frustrated at all? 283 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,011 You need your… vitamin D? 284 00:09:24,094 --> 00:09:25,095 No. 285 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:30,059 Jessica… 286 00:09:30,142 --> 00:09:31,852 - Three-point play! Yes! - Oh, yeah! 287 00:09:31,935 --> 00:09:33,187 That's what I'm talking about! 288 00:09:33,395 --> 00:09:36,565 We are talking about the same thing, my friend and I. 289 00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:41,070 Do my berries make you hungry? 290 00:09:43,656 --> 00:09:45,658 Mmm. Refreshing. 291 00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:47,326 Just drink the water, Nick. 292 00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:49,638 You're turning yourself on now. 293 00:09:49,662 --> 00:09:50,663 I really am, yeah. 294 00:09:52,539 --> 00:09:53,916 Okay, next order of business is… 295 00:09:54,124 --> 00:09:56,585 Kim, if I may, uh, present an idea very quickly 296 00:09:56,752 --> 00:09:58,462 to the group. While I know… 297 00:09:58,545 --> 00:09:59,588 Micro-marketing. 298 00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:00,923 What? Has this company ever 299 00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:04,510 considered targeting its message to individual consumers? 300 00:10:04,593 --> 00:10:07,429 Big data's knocking. Let's open the door. 301 00:10:07,513 --> 00:10:08,555 Just a thought. 302 00:10:08,639 --> 00:10:09,741 Yeah, interesting. Ed, look into that 303 00:10:09,765 --> 00:10:11,141 and present it to the board ASAP. 304 00:10:11,266 --> 00:10:12,685 Great job. I'd hug you, 305 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:15,270 but you smell like a public library. 306 00:10:15,562 --> 00:10:18,107 What are you doing? I may be dirty, but I play old. 307 00:10:18,273 --> 00:10:19,400 You said that wrong. 308 00:10:19,483 --> 00:10:22,653 And yet I got my paw wrapped around your avacadas. 309 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,446 What is with you and avacadas? 310 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:25,739 Sorry. 311 00:10:25,823 --> 00:10:28,659 You're never gonna believe what Ed just did. 312 00:10:28,742 --> 00:10:30,661 He stabbed you in the back. 313 00:10:30,786 --> 00:10:32,722 Winston, that's exactly what happened. How did you do that? 314 00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:33,872 I figured him out, Schmidt. 315 00:10:33,956 --> 00:10:37,376 That liver spot out-sharked me. Can you believe that? 316 00:10:37,459 --> 00:10:38,919 I'm, I'm a minnow. 317 00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:41,839 Tomorrow, Ed is gonna present my idea to the board, 318 00:10:41,922 --> 00:10:44,133 and then he's gonna get the… get the promotion. 319 00:10:44,216 --> 00:10:46,677 My career is toast. Minnow toast. 320 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,637 Yeah, well, I tip my hat to him. 321 00:10:48,721 --> 00:10:50,681 The minnow tips his tiny hat to the shark, 322 00:10:50,764 --> 00:10:52,933 and then lays down on the toast to be eaten. 323 00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:55,203 There is too much going on in whatever metaphor you're trying. 324 00:10:55,227 --> 00:10:56,228 Okay? It's too busy. 325 00:10:56,312 --> 00:10:57,563 Somewhat made… Oh, forget it. 326 00:10:57,646 --> 00:10:59,356 Ed wins. I'm a mess. 327 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,733 Hell, no, Schmidt. 328 00:11:00,816 --> 00:11:02,693 Justice has to be served, all right? 329 00:11:02,776 --> 00:11:04,653 Mmm-hmm. Right. Let us stop Ed. 330 00:11:04,737 --> 00:11:07,698 The minnow needs to get up off of… 331 00:11:07,781 --> 00:11:09,575 No, off of the toast mat 332 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:13,621 and fish-fight his way to the Orangutan Ball. 333 00:11:14,747 --> 00:11:16,624 I just don't understand 334 00:11:16,707 --> 00:11:20,252 why they keep giving these games away! 335 00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:21,795 You know what it was? 336 00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:23,231 It was that turnover in the third quarter. 337 00:11:23,255 --> 00:11:24,798 - Right. - Yeah. I'll show you. 338 00:11:24,882 --> 00:11:26,467 I can just take your word for it. 339 00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:28,218 Actually, let's do it from the beginning. 340 00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:31,639 You want to watch the game we just watched all over again? 341 00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:33,641 - Mmm-hmm. - With both overtimes? 342 00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,351 Mmm-hmm. 343 00:11:35,893 --> 00:11:37,061 Great. 344 00:11:45,944 --> 00:11:47,571 Looking for somebody? 345 00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:49,073 Just doing a bed check. 346 00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:51,617 And you are accounted for, so… 347 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,703 - See you. - So, how's it going? 348 00:11:54,787 --> 00:11:57,373 You guys bonding over basketball, Jess? 349 00:11:57,456 --> 00:12:00,000 We're actually this close to moving past basketball 350 00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:02,252 - and into real friendship, so… - Great. 351 00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:03,480 I'm feeling pretty good about it. 352 00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:04,964 After the Pistons lost, 353 00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:07,007 did he get really sad and talk to you about it? 354 00:12:07,091 --> 00:12:08,717 About how he felt and you guys 355 00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:09,843 became besties after? 356 00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:11,512 Or did that not happen 357 00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:13,681 because that's not the way men are? 358 00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:16,100 The Pistons lost, 359 00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,185 so you must be feeling pretty good. 360 00:12:18,268 --> 00:12:19,853 - Oh, I'm happy, yeah. - Yeah? 361 00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:21,689 - You're feeling excited? - Mmm-hmm. 362 00:12:21,772 --> 00:12:23,107 Worked up? Yeah. 363 00:12:23,732 --> 00:12:25,275 Ready to cave? 364 00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:27,111 - Oh, I've never been stronger. - Oh, yeah? 365 00:12:27,319 --> 00:12:29,697 So if I just read you a description of, 366 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:31,824 like, what a piston does, 367 00:12:31,907 --> 00:12:33,033 you know, 368 00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:35,119 on my phone, it wouldn't affect you at all? 369 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,704 Is that what you're saying? 370 00:12:36,787 --> 00:12:37,913 It's just 371 00:12:37,997 --> 00:12:39,039 a rod 372 00:12:39,123 --> 00:12:41,000 that transfers, 373 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,793 uh, force 374 00:12:42,876 --> 00:12:44,253 from the crank shaft… 375 00:12:44,336 --> 00:12:45,713 What is this, a seduction class 376 00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:47,214 for kindergarteners? 377 00:12:47,298 --> 00:12:49,800 Watch the master work. 378 00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:53,554 Ooh. 379 00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,559 How about this? 380 00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:04,857 A little Paula Abdul stuff. 381 00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:07,818 Oh. 382 00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:11,322 Yeah. 383 00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:12,865 Are we doing this? 384 00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:14,158 - Ha! - What are you doing? 385 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,243 Ball's in my court now, pal. 386 00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:21,624 I'm turning off my tap until you become a Pistons fan. 387 00:13:21,707 --> 00:13:23,792 - Hey, that wasn't part of the deal. - It is now. 388 00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:25,044 Mmm. 389 00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:34,970 I can't figure out my counterstrike, Winston. 390 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,598 The only thing we know about Ed is that he's old and cranky, 391 00:13:37,681 --> 00:13:40,768 and he baffles me because I'm so darn young and pleasant. 392 00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:43,729 We just gotta get insight into his old, cranky mind. 393 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:45,898 We have to find an older, crankier mind. 394 00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:47,834 How are we gonna find an older, crankier mind than Ed? 395 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,044 Hey, where are you guys getting 396 00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,378 your photos developed these days? 397 00:13:50,402 --> 00:13:54,281 I got these beefcake selfies that I want to dangle in front of Jess, 398 00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:55,991 get her engine revved up. 399 00:13:56,075 --> 00:13:57,076 Hmm. Your phone 400 00:13:57,159 --> 00:13:58,410 has a camera, Nick. 401 00:13:58,494 --> 00:14:00,663 These are sexy, sensual, private pics. 402 00:14:00,746 --> 00:14:03,624 I don't want them beamed right into Snowden's pocket. 403 00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:05,187 I'm not going through Wikileaks, man. 404 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,002 It's not for me. Analog, 405 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:08,229 it's the only thing you can trust. 406 00:14:08,253 --> 00:14:10,756 You care to elaborate, you know, on this whole analog thing? 407 00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:12,359 No, here's the reality, you never know 408 00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:13,703 what's gonna happen with a phone. 409 00:14:13,842 --> 00:14:16,053 - Right. - The hinges that hold the flip together… 410 00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:17,572 - Flip. - They get loosened over time 411 00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:18,597 when they get wet. 412 00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,283 And then once you open it, it's easier for people 413 00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:21,892 to go in there and see your passwords 414 00:14:21,976 --> 00:14:23,394 and, you know, see your codes. 415 00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:25,437 Once the screen breaks, your information's 416 00:14:25,521 --> 00:14:26,522 in the Twitterverse, man. 417 00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:27,731 And it's all out there 418 00:14:27,856 --> 00:14:30,502 for everyone to see, all these little monkey elves, man, all these kids. 419 00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:32,736 That's all they do. Get your information, man. 420 00:14:32,861 --> 00:14:34,005 Bottom line is you can't control 421 00:14:34,029 --> 00:14:35,781 your technology. 422 00:14:35,864 --> 00:14:37,550 That's what's going on in Japan with all those robots. 423 00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:38,742 Not for me, man. 424 00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:40,119 That's why I trust a hard copy. 425 00:14:40,202 --> 00:14:41,245 Plain and simple. 426 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:42,371 Hard copy, Schmidt. 427 00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,039 Nice work. Thank you. 428 00:14:44,123 --> 00:14:46,268 And, Nick, you know, if you're gonna be taking boudoir shots, 429 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:47,418 please consult me. 430 00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:48,895 - I know. - I have a series of poses 431 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:50,379 that many people, including myself, 432 00:14:50,462 --> 00:14:51,630 - find very sexy. - All right. 433 00:14:51,714 --> 00:14:54,675 Okay, here's one that I call the half nelson. 434 00:14:54,842 --> 00:14:57,720 - Yeah, I didn't do that. - This is called a Guy Fieri. 435 00:14:57,928 --> 00:14:59,179 Just taste the sauces. Yeah. 436 00:14:59,263 --> 00:15:00,306 Black licorice. 437 00:15:00,389 --> 00:15:02,016 Ooh. Yeah. 438 00:15:02,099 --> 00:15:03,309 You're welcome. 439 00:15:05,102 --> 00:15:06,353 Schmidt's dead wrong. 440 00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:08,522 - Oh, yeah? - I got some real hot pics in here. 441 00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:10,500 - I don't care. - There's one of me as a sexy mayor, 442 00:15:10,524 --> 00:15:12,684 looking out the window, deciding the future of my city. 443 00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:14,486 It's got to get her going. 444 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,697 Daddy needs his cookie. 445 00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:19,950 - Dude, just wear the damn Pistons jersey. - Oh, my God, 446 00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:21,535 I've got to end this. 447 00:15:23,662 --> 00:15:25,706 What time is it? 448 00:15:25,873 --> 00:15:27,291 Game time! 449 00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:30,085 - Yeah! - Yeah! 450 00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:31,795 It's my favorite time. 451 00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:33,672 Other than… Medieval time. 452 00:15:33,797 --> 00:15:35,215 All right. 453 00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:36,300 Huh? 454 00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:37,426 - What the… - What the… 455 00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:39,154 - Let me see what's… - Wait, no, I'll do it. 456 00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:40,512 It's okay. 457 00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:45,184 No! Oh, my God, a mouse 458 00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:48,062 rat or… uh, some creature. 459 00:15:48,354 --> 00:15:51,607 I got to go watch it in my room. Wait, no, no, no. Coach, Coach, Coach, 460 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,400 look, since we can't watch the game, 461 00:15:53,484 --> 00:15:56,195 why don't we just have a nice, long chat over coffee? 462 00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:58,280 - What? - You know, just talk, hang out. 463 00:15:58,364 --> 00:16:00,074 - What? - And then coffee turns 464 00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:01,885 to dinner, and dinner turns to weekly dinner, 465 00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:04,620 and before you know it, I'm best man at your beach wedding. 466 00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:06,914 Do we have to? 467 00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:09,792 We don't… Okay. 468 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,507 You start. 469 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:17,925 Me? 470 00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:22,429 Hey, you want to do this over food? 471 00:16:22,638 --> 00:16:23,931 Yes! Yes! 472 00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:26,892 No! No, no, no, no! 473 00:16:26,976 --> 00:16:30,479 No! Come on! Get your head out of your ass so you can see 474 00:16:30,562 --> 00:16:31,623 where you're going, damn it! 475 00:16:31,647 --> 00:16:32,940 Okay. 476 00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:34,483 - What? - I have to say it. 477 00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:36,860 Coach, I… 478 00:16:36,944 --> 00:16:38,946 I don't like basketball. 479 00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:41,532 - What? - There's, like, no fun parts. 480 00:16:41,615 --> 00:16:43,450 There's no themes. 481 00:16:43,534 --> 00:16:45,953 Men should not be wearing tank tops, ever. 482 00:16:46,036 --> 00:16:48,455 Why were you pretending to like basketball? 483 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:50,099 'Cause I wanted to be friends with you. 484 00:16:50,165 --> 00:16:51,959 Dude, you're my buddy's girlfriend. 485 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,669 We're watching the game. 486 00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:55,879 What's the problem, dude? What else do you want? 487 00:16:55,963 --> 00:17:00,092 No, you're right. I'm just, um… I'm just Nick's girlfriend, so… 488 00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:03,595 - Enjoy the game. Okay. - Where are you going? 489 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:04,763 I'm just, um… 490 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,392 Jess… Where… 491 00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:10,019 Jess! 492 00:17:10,185 --> 00:17:12,521 Ladies, you all look like a hundred bucks. 493 00:17:12,604 --> 00:17:15,983 I hope someone's taking you out for oysters Rockefeller tonight. 494 00:17:16,191 --> 00:17:17,401 Now, before I begin, 495 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,695 my little helper here will distribute some handouts 496 00:17:19,778 --> 00:17:20,863 for your reference. 497 00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:22,906 Uh, you know what, Ed? I'm really sorry. 498 00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:25,117 Company printers are on the fritz, so 499 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,619 little helper that I am, 500 00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:29,371 I decided to load everything up onto the laptop. 501 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,168 There you go. 502 00:17:35,794 --> 00:17:38,297 Well, I'm sure 503 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,132 there's a printer that works. 504 00:17:40,215 --> 00:17:41,842 I'll just wait for the hard copies. 505 00:17:41,925 --> 00:17:43,260 I broke all the printers. 506 00:17:43,385 --> 00:17:45,804 I'm gonna beat you with an orange in a sock. 507 00:17:45,888 --> 00:17:48,182 Besides, we're talking about technology, aren't we? 508 00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:50,100 Be a little silly to talk about technology 509 00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:52,311 without using technology. Am I right, Kim? 510 00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:53,562 Use the technology, Ed. 511 00:17:57,149 --> 00:17:59,735 Hup-I-dip-I-dip… 512 00:18:01,153 --> 00:18:02,571 Oh… 513 00:18:03,614 --> 00:18:04,698 My left arm. 514 00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,075 My neck. 515 00:18:07,576 --> 00:18:09,620 You got me this time, Hebrew. 516 00:18:09,703 --> 00:18:10,996 But I'll be back. 517 00:18:12,581 --> 00:18:14,792 This is why the cutoff's at 45, ladies. 518 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:20,547 Oh, okay. Okay. 519 00:18:23,842 --> 00:18:25,386 Jess! You win! 520 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,012 I'm all backed up! 521 00:18:27,096 --> 00:18:29,556 I've even been fantasizing about Winston! 522 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,225 Where is she, dude? 523 00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:34,144 Don't do that laugh. 524 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,564 What are you wearing, dude? 525 00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:38,691 It's for sex. 526 00:18:38,774 --> 00:18:40,317 You like the Pistons. 527 00:18:40,442 --> 00:18:43,153 Why don't you shut up, Coach? 528 00:18:43,237 --> 00:18:45,990 - Where's Jess? - What is up with that girl, dude? 529 00:18:46,073 --> 00:18:47,717 One minute we're watching the game, the next she's, like, 530 00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:49,621 calling me a jerk and storming out of the place. 531 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,078 She just wants to be your friend. 532 00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:52,329 Any idiot can see that. 533 00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:53,664 We were being friends. 534 00:18:53,747 --> 00:18:55,058 We were watching the game together. 535 00:18:55,082 --> 00:18:56,083 It was an awesome game. 536 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,710 Okay, maybe she wants more than that. 537 00:18:57,793 --> 00:18:59,878 - Like what? - You want to know a trick? 538 00:18:59,962 --> 00:19:00,963 Absolutely. 539 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:02,423 This is how you get in with Jess. 540 00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:05,634 You know when you're driving your car and you have a random thought, like… 541 00:19:05,718 --> 00:19:07,678 "I wonder if seals are friends." 542 00:19:07,886 --> 00:19:09,179 Yeah, or like… 543 00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:10,597 "I really want to text right now," 544 00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:11,932 "but there's a cop behind me." 545 00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:13,056 That's not the one I mean. 546 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,768 "Why do T. Rex have little arms?" 547 00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:16,729 Don't finish. Don't… I know you, don't… 548 00:19:16,812 --> 00:19:18,832 "If they get an itch in their crotch, how do they scratch it?" 549 00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,025 I mean more like sweet, kind of emotional stuff. 550 00:19:21,108 --> 00:19:22,318 Like, if you combed, you know, 551 00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:24,153 like, a gorilla's hair, would it like it? 552 00:19:24,236 --> 00:19:26,614 Like… I've never seen a baby pigeon before. 553 00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:27,823 Exactly! 554 00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:30,284 Tell that to her and you get a friend for life. 555 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,162 Now, excuse me. 556 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:34,330 Sex awaits. 557 00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:36,415 Hey, Jess! You win! 558 00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:38,876 I want to take you! 559 00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:40,711 Respectfully! 560 00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:48,469 - Come here. - Take that jersey off. 561 00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:49,803 Actually, leave it on. 562 00:19:56,018 --> 00:19:57,728 To Winston. Hear, hear. 563 00:19:57,811 --> 00:19:58,997 As a thank you, I'd like… I'd like 564 00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:00,272 to get you a job at Ass-Strat. 565 00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:01,815 I'll make you a real Ass man. 566 00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:03,776 Mmm… 567 00:20:03,859 --> 00:20:04,860 I don't know, man. 568 00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:06,320 I kind of liked the part where we 569 00:20:06,403 --> 00:20:08,006 - just get to analyze evidence, you know. - Mmm-hmm. 570 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,782 Connect the dots a little bit, yeah. 571 00:20:09,865 --> 00:20:11,492 Live inside of someone else's mind. 572 00:20:11,575 --> 00:20:13,345 Spoken like a true marketing analyst. I don't know. 573 00:20:13,369 --> 00:20:15,496 You know, I kind of want to be free of a desk as well. 574 00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:17,373 - Well… - Roam the streets a little bit. 575 00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:19,296 Just sniff out clues. Let me ask you something. 576 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,733 You guys get donuts in the morning? 577 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,127 You ever thought of being a cop? 578 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,439 Winston, I think you'd be great. 579 00:20:24,463 --> 00:20:25,464 I can see it. 580 00:20:25,547 --> 00:20:27,734 You know, it's funny. I was thinking the exact same thing. 581 00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,819 You've already got high cholesterol and weird people skills. 582 00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:31,595 "Officer Bishop." 583 00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:32,805 I like the way that sounds. 584 00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:34,157 It would be nice to retroactively 585 00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:35,182 justify that mustache. 586 00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:36,725 It's a hell of a mustache. 587 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,771 What does that mean? That was from a movie. 588 00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:42,457 - Training Day's my favorite movie. - I understand that, 589 00:20:42,481 --> 00:20:44,292 but you understand that's not what being a cop is. 590 00:20:44,316 --> 00:20:46,169 I want to drop fools! Huh? That's what you're telling me? 591 00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:47,420 - I get to drop fools? - If you think this means 592 00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:49,214 - you can start yelling at me… - You damn right, sucker! 593 00:20:49,238 --> 00:20:51,282 That's what that means. Oh, I apologize about that. 594 00:20:52,324 --> 00:20:53,325 Jess? 595 00:20:54,576 --> 00:20:56,328 Jessica Day-hey-ey. 596 00:20:56,412 --> 00:20:57,913 I just want to say that, um, 597 00:20:57,997 --> 00:21:00,040 I would love to be your friend. 598 00:21:00,124 --> 00:21:02,042 Look, I know I'm crazy about the Pistons, 599 00:21:02,126 --> 00:21:04,253 but it's just because Detroit was the city 600 00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:05,838 I lived in the longest as a kid. 601 00:21:05,921 --> 00:21:07,589 I lived in, like, six different states 602 00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:08,924 by the time I was ten. 603 00:21:09,008 --> 00:21:10,168 At a certain point, I just 604 00:21:10,217 --> 00:21:11,969 stopped trying to make friends. 605 00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:17,057 Got real comfy on that. 606 00:21:17,141 --> 00:21:18,517 Really? 607 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,728 Lot easier saying bye to your buddy's girlfriend 608 00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:21,979 than it is your friend. 609 00:21:22,062 --> 00:21:23,814 Well, I'm not gonna be 610 00:21:23,897 --> 00:21:26,066 saying goodbye to you anytime soon. 611 00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:28,068 Except for right now. 612 00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:29,194 Oh. 613 00:21:29,528 --> 00:21:31,196 You want to do a butt bump? 614 00:21:31,864 --> 00:21:33,198 Butt… 615 00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:34,884 Ah, you're probably doing your own butt bumps. 616 00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:37,745 Cool. I know you guys are already done.