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- All right! Yes!
- Hey, man, don't touch my shin

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- every time there's a big play.
- Yeah, no, I got it.

3
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- Oh, yes!
- Don't touch me every time!

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Hey, man, stop.

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- Oh!
- Oh! There it is!

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- No!
- Hey, Nick.

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Um, Jess left her panties in the dryer.

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- You mind if I move 'em?
- Sure, man, I don't care.

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Wait a second. Why do you ask?

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You're not gonna move them in
a weird way or something, are you?

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No, dude, I'm just trying
to be respectful, that's all.

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You know, before you
and Jess were together,

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I moved her panties
hundreds of times, so…

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- Wait, what?
- Hundreds of times?

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What, are you just hanging
around the dryer

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like some sort of panty-hawk?

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- What?
- Panty-hawk. I'd watch that show.

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So should I just go move them, or…

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Nick, he's being weird.
You gotta move 'em.

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Oh, so now I'm the panty mover?

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- Yeah, you're the boyfriend.
- That's not a life!

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Who the hell is gonna move the panties?

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- Coach, you move 'em.
- Are they warm from the dryer?

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You know what? You're out.

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- Grow up. I'll move the panties.
- Thank you.

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Ooh, seems awfully eager.

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Yeah, you're awfully eager, here, Schmidt.

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Oh, yeah. I been,
I been waiting my entire life

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to move your girlfriend's panties…

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Stop saying "panties," bro.

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- Panties.
- No, they're panties.

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With a "D." Pandies.

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Pandies.

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Say "panties"
like a normal person.

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No, this is how Black people say it.
Pull your "pannies" down.

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- No "T" in there.
- We say "pannies." Yeah.

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Here's how a white dude says it.
Pull your panties down.

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Guys, honestly, can you not see
what the panties are doing to us?

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Stop saying "panties" when
it comes to Jess… Everybody.

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This is exactly why
none of us should live with a woman.

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I've got an idea.

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You guys are never gonna believe what…

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You know what? I don't care.

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The most amazing thing just happened.

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Whoa! Hey!

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- Watch where you're going!
- Hey!

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- Oh, boy.
- Sorry.

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Sorry, my bad.

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We thought we were gonna die,

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but she was actually really sorry.

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So she invited us
to a party at her boss's house,

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and they're sending a limo,

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and guess who her boss is.

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It's Prince!

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- It's Prince.
- It's Prince. Prince! It's Prince!

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- What?
- Whoa! Nice! Oh! Prince?

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We're going to a party
at Prince's house.

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- We're going to a party…
- We're going

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- at Prince's house.
- We're going!

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That's not my underwear.

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Who's that girl?

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- Who's that girl?
- It's Jess!

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Which shoes should
I wear to Prince's house…

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White or black?

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White or black? Nick, come on.

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The limo's gonna be here any minute.

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Which shoe? White or black?

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Well, I think you look
great in everything.

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I just want this moment to end.

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What are your open-toe options?

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None of it works, okay?
We gotta start over. Let's go.

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You failed, bro.

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Man, I am glad
I'm not going to that party.

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Too much pressure, am I right?

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Dude, in high school,
going to a Prince party

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would've been your dream come true.
You were obsessed.

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So tonight we're gonna party.

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Like it's 1999!

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You suck, Miller!

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My mother had to cut those pants
off me, they were so tight.

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Dearly beloved…

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We are gathered here today

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to celebrate this thing called…

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Schmidt.

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- Nick, are you wearing cargo pants?
- Yeah.

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You're gonna wear
those to an A-list party?

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Hey, guys, how are we going
to transport all this cargo?

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Oh, wait, we have Nick's pants.
We're saved.

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Get the frickin' pants off.

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Dude, we're not going. Prince invited
the hot girls, not the four dudes.

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What?

92
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Why did I buy this $2,000 suit?

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You idiot!

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Dude, my suit cost $200,

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and mine came with socks
stapled to the lapel.

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- Not gonna tap that.
- I'm not gonna, 'cause…

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'Cause it came with it.

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- Cheap suit.
- Yeah, but it came with socks.

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Unacceptable!

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This party was supposed
to take me to the next level.

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- Next level of what?
- Don't ask, man.

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In every man's life,

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there is one party
that changes everything.

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Oh.

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You don't understand.

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And that is exactly why
I'm leaving you all behind.

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So this whole time, you've just
been waiting for cooler friends?

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Yes. Of course. Coach, look around.

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This can't be the finish line.

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Here she is.

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Whoa! You look great!

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Why is Schmidt dressed up?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Prince! Unbelievable!

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Hey, look! I'm in a limo!

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I wish I had really long legs

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so I could stretch 'em out
the length of the limo.

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Well, have fun. I love you.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Did Nick just tell me
he loved me for the first time?

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- Yeah.
- And did I do finger guns back?

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Yeah, you did.

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- No…
- Yes.

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Oh…

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- Oh…
- You're gonna want to drink all of this.

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- Oh, oh…
- Hey, driver,

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we're gonna need some more champagne!

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Ah.

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Okay.

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So…

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Yeah…

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Dude, a man never says it first, okay?

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Well, it wasn't my plan to tell her,
it just slipped out.

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She looked so pretty.

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Well, Nick, is that how you feel?
I mean, do you love her?

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Of course I do.
But I wasn't gonna say it like that.

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I was gonna wait, Winston.

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You blurted it out. It's not a big deal.
That's what I always do.

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I love you!

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Sometimes they say it back,
sometimes they don't…

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I mean, it's like a numbers game.

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I always do this. I always get too intent,
and then I freak girls out.

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I blew it. What do I do?

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Well, Nick, you can't take it back.

145
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Well, that's not 100% true.

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- Damn! Prince's house!
- Not bad, Prince!

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- You think Prince has a pool?
- You think he has a drawbridge?

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We're never gonna get in.
We're not even in a limo.

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Uh, excuse me,
we're in a Ford Fusion,

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the best car ever made.
It gets double the gas mileage of…

151
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- Again?
- Shut up.

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That's all you've been talking about
the whole drive, and it's weird.

153
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You get sexual when you talk about it.
It's in your eyes. I don't like it.

154
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Double the gas mileage
means you go double as far.

155
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- Double as long.
- Shut up!

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I'll let you borrow this, dude,
and you'll feel it.

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- You'll know what I'm talking…
- Why don't I feel it right now?

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- Feel it.
- Oh, cowabunga!

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- You felt it?
- I'm gonna punch you in the face.

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Just drive the car.

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You've never been
turned on by gas mileage before?

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- Never.
- No!

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Once.

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- When was that?
- It was a Thursday, that's all I remember.

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- A Thursday?
- Yeah.

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Just drive the car.

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I gotta go tell my girlfriend
I don't love her

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so she doesn't leave me.
Like a normal person.

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Amazing.

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Can you believe it?

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No, I can't.

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Finger guns? That was so stupid.

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My brain just froze.

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If the limo hadn't pulled away,

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I probably would've done a lasso.

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I think you were just a little scared.

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Scared of what?

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Saying "I love you"?

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I say "I love you" all the time.

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I'll say it right now, I love you!

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I love you.

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Hi, I'm Clayton Kershaw.
I'm a Los Angeles Dodger.

183
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Yeah, and I'm Jessica Day.

184
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I'm a Los Angeles astronaut.

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Not now, pal.

186
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- He's never gonna let us in.
- So what do we do?

187
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Pull it together.
I need this as much as you do.

188
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My new life is waiting
for me in that party.

189
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Guys, look, I can't help but think

190
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that now might be a good time
for a little Fire and Ice.

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- Please… There is never…
- Oh! No!

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- A good time for Fire and Ice.
- Yes! Yeah!

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Fire and Ice got you
into parties in college,

194
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but it's not getting you
into Prince's house.

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Winston, what happens
when you mix fire and ice?

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Warm water, baby.

197
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This is embarrassing.

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- It's bubbling.
- It's bubbling, baby!

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- Warm water!
- Warm water!

200
00:07:13,329 --> 00:07:14,872
- Warm water!
- Warm water!

201
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Um, yeah, I'm on the list.

202
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Ernie!

203
00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:22,338
Winnie?

204
00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,299
Winston L. Bishop.

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- Ernie, is that really you?
- Oh, my goodness!

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Come here, man!

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- My God, it's so good to see you!
- Oh!

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This guy saved my life, man.

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No, you saved my life.

210
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Let me ask you something, man.

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You still keep in contact with Freddy?

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Freddy didn't make it.

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Freddy's gone?

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- No! Come on! No!
- No, man!

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- We ain't crying.
- No, you cry, I cry.

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This is a great night.
Hope nothing ruins it.

217
00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:03,879
That's nice to see.

218
00:08:03,963 --> 00:08:05,506
Come on, you guys.

219
00:08:05,589 --> 00:08:07,257
- For Freddy.
- For Freddy.

220
00:08:08,842 --> 00:08:10,928
Fire and Ice!

221
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Bubbling, bubbling.

222
00:08:14,473 --> 00:08:16,558
- That's remarkable.
- That worked?

223
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We need our own Fire and Ice, pal.

224
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Well, all right, man.

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Ham and Cheese!

226
00:08:21,272 --> 00:08:22,415
I don't really think the name made a…

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Ham and Cheese!

228
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- Nick! Well, we should rehearse!
- Excuse me. Excuse me!

229
00:08:27,861 --> 00:08:30,781
- What? Who's this guy?
- Nick Miller?

230
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- Is that Schmidt?
- You scoundrel, you.

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Well, hot damn. Come here.
It's good to see you.

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Yeah, well, the feeling's not mutual!

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The last time I saw him,
I was on the desert,

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and he was putting my mother
into a prison.

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You don't understand
what we're doing, do you?

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Keep this animal away from me!

237
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You know what? It's my fault.
We didn't rehearse.

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- We didn't rehearse.
- Can we come into the party?

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You know what? We're gonna wait back here.
I get it. It's my fault. It's…

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00:08:53,637 --> 00:08:54,680
Nick?

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00:08:54,763 --> 00:08:56,483
I'm Trojan horsing inside
a bunch of models.

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- Every ham for himself.
- No, Nick! Let me in there!

243
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- Models, let me in, please.
- No, sir.

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Unhand me!

245
00:09:01,854 --> 00:09:03,772
Jess? Hey, there you are. Excuse me.

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00:09:03,856 --> 00:09:05,316
- Jess.
- Nick, hi!

247
00:09:05,649 --> 00:09:07,192
What are you doing here?

248
00:09:07,276 --> 00:09:08,461
- I'm so happy to see you!
- Yeah.

249
00:09:08,485 --> 00:09:09,528
How'd you get in?

250
00:09:09,612 --> 00:09:11,363
- I need to talk to you.
- I know.

251
00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:12,716
I can't leave it the way that was.

252
00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:15,492
I know, because there's something, um,

253
00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:17,369
I really should have said back there

254
00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:18,579
and I didn't, and, um…

255
00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:20,414
I think it's important that I say to you.

256
00:09:20,873 --> 00:09:24,793
So, uh, what I wanted
to say is Nick Miller…

257
00:09:26,837 --> 00:09:28,797
I…

258
00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,096
Jess!

259
00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:37,514
She's all right.

260
00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:40,434
Hey, Jess, you okay?

261
00:09:41,435 --> 00:09:42,478
Hi.

262
00:09:42,561 --> 00:09:43,812
What happened?

263
00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:45,536
You had a panic attack and you fell down.

264
00:09:45,773 --> 00:09:46,815
Oh, my God…

265
00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:49,109
Which was actually worse
than the finger guns.

266
00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:50,694
I didn't think that was possible.

267
00:09:50,778 --> 00:09:53,948
I think it's fair to say that I did not
handle the situation very well.

268
00:09:54,031 --> 00:09:55,616
No, look, it's fine.

269
00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:57,699
In fact, I want to take
the whole thing back, Jess.

270
00:09:58,118 --> 00:09:59,119
What?

271
00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:01,363
I shouldn't have said it.
It was an accident and, uh…

272
00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:03,791
Yeah, so just kind of clear the air.

273
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,045
No! No, Nick!

274
00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:09,463
This just got very awkward.

275
00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:12,049
Be strong, Nick!

276
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:14,176
- What did…
- What?

277
00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:15,859
- Who said that?
- I'm outside the hedge!

278
00:10:16,095 --> 00:10:18,555
Do you see my arm?
I'm trying to push through!

279
00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,224
What are you doing up there?

280
00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:22,393
- Be careful!
- I lost my bearings!

281
00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:23,954
I had to go high to avoid the spiders!

282
00:10:23,978 --> 00:10:25,938
- Nick…
- Let's just wait for this to finish.

283
00:10:26,355 --> 00:10:27,356
I'm breaching!

284
00:10:27,439 --> 00:10:28,649
- Uh…
- Whoa!

285
00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:29,876
- Easy! Easy! Schmidt!
- Aah! Aah!

286
00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:35,739
Prince is terrible at Frisbee.

287
00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:37,676
There's, like,
10 of these things up there.

288
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:40,035
Hey, guys, can I talk to Nick
alone for a second?

289
00:10:40,119 --> 00:10:41,370
- You got it.
- Sure.

290
00:10:44,373 --> 00:10:47,126
You're taking it back?
Is that how you really feel?

291
00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:48,919
Well…

292
00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:51,380
How do you feel?

293
00:10:53,257 --> 00:10:54,550
Hi.

294
00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:58,387
I'm Prince.

295
00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:00,848
So what seems to be the problem?

296
00:11:03,892 --> 00:11:05,352
Oh, how rude of me.

297
00:11:05,436 --> 00:11:07,356
I haven't given you
enough time to freak out yet.

298
00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,315
You may do so now.

299
00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:11,734
Oh, my God!

300
00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:15,613
Oh, my God!

301
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:21,452
Oh, my God! Nick!

302
00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:37,593
So I'm not familiar
with this term "finger guns."

303
00:11:37,676 --> 00:11:38,719
Can you elaborate?

304
00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:41,430
Uh, yeah, it's a…

305
00:11:41,513 --> 00:11:44,183
Whoa. Don't point those at me.
They might go off.

306
00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:48,687
That was very much
of your flavor of humor.

307
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:51,357
Listen, Nick, uh…

308
00:11:51,941 --> 00:11:53,984
- Nick, right?
- Yes, that's my name.

309
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:57,196
Jess and I are gonna take a moment
to just be alone.

310
00:11:58,906 --> 00:12:00,991
I'm… I'm not worried, but why?

311
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,327
What are you gonna talk
to her about, Prince?

312
00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:04,453
You.

313
00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:08,874
Nick, I never thought I'd say this, but…

314
00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,752
I need to be alone with Prince.

315
00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:14,797
All right, well…

316
00:12:15,381 --> 00:12:16,632
Yeah.

317
00:12:25,557 --> 00:12:27,351
So, do you like pancakes?

318
00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:31,689
Block 10 was beating, too.

319
00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:34,608
And I can't tell
green from blue, no, no-no…

320
00:12:34,984 --> 00:12:36,652
Ooh, ooh.

321
00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:41,448
Cece, help! The bouncer's after me.

322
00:12:41,532 --> 00:12:43,325
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.

323
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,663
Like parents often do.

324
00:12:48,622 --> 00:12:51,667
In the middle of the room…

325
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,669
He's gone.

326
00:12:54,044 --> 00:12:55,129
He's gone, Schmidt.

327
00:12:55,212 --> 00:12:56,880
- Is he gone?
- Mmm-hmm.

328
00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:59,383
To count my sheep today, baby…

329
00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:00,884
You can stop now.

330
00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,971
He's tenacious.
He's definitely gonna be back.

331
00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:07,182
Pretty sure it's all clear.

332
00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:10,644
It's always good to see old friends.

333
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:12,688
Thank you.

334
00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:16,734
How could I let you get away…

335
00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:20,112
So, tonight's the night you're
just gonna leave us all behind

336
00:13:20,195 --> 00:13:22,156
and get cooler friends, right?

337
00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:27,036
Yeah, right.

338
00:13:27,119 --> 00:13:30,456
We should be dead.
We should be dead.

339
00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,333
I never thought I was gonna see him again!

340
00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:36,271
He's getting emotional right now,
because this is real.

341
00:13:36,295 --> 00:13:38,881
Oh, if you cry, I'm gonna cry.

342
00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:41,091
And then I'm gonna cry,
then we can just cry together.

343
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:42,343
Poor Freddy.

344
00:13:42,426 --> 00:13:45,387
Jess is with Prince!
And I've been drinking.

345
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,680
Wait… Jess is with Prince?

346
00:13:46,764 --> 00:13:49,433
And I've been drinking. Who are these two?

347
00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:50,869
Come on, man. Fire and Ice, dude. Get out.

348
00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:53,103
- It's getting warm in here, isn't it?
- Yes.

349
00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:54,747
It's actually a little chilly. We're…

350
00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:57,316
Oh, give me a break.
I see what you're doing.

351
00:13:57,399 --> 00:13:58,627
- Mmm-mmm.
- You're trying to tempt me sexually.

352
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:00,819
- Not interested.
- What are you doing, Nick?

353
00:14:00,903 --> 00:14:02,488
That leads to me taking my jacket off,

354
00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:04,852
and all of a sudden, you guys
got me in my underwear, huh?

355
00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:08,160
I'm not a dummy. Take a walk.
No one's interested.

356
00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:09,912
- So rude.
- We got business.

357
00:14:09,995 --> 00:14:11,181
No, no, no, no, no, no, stay, stay, stay.

358
00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:12,289
- Let's go.
- Idiot!

359
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,415
Yeah, I'm an idiot.

360
00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:14,583
- Ciao.
- No, no, no ciao!

361
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,793
No ciao.

362
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:18,337
You'll be replaced by robots
before you can say,

363
00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:20,714
"Fragi-cava-licious."

364
00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:22,718
- You're bringing Fire and Ice down!
- Yeah, man.

365
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:23,944
You don't bring Fire and Ice down.

366
00:14:23,968 --> 00:14:25,946
Don't start with me right now.
I'm having a terrible day.

367
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:28,180
- Who cares about them?
- Who cares? I care!

368
00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:30,307
I feel like dancing right now.

369
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,893
Dancing's not the answer. You can't dance.

370
00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:34,186
It's only gonna get worse.

371
00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:36,772
Let's tear
the roof off this joint,

372
00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:39,483
and show Prince how we do!

373
00:14:43,988 --> 00:14:45,114
Thanks, Charles.

374
00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:48,701
You want to know why you can't tell
that nice dude you love him?

375
00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:50,786
- I want to say it, but…
- You're scared.

376
00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:52,288
Exactly.

377
00:14:52,371 --> 00:14:54,999
If you say it and things
don't work out, what then?

378
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,500
I really care for him.

379
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,836
And I'm just worried I'm gonna lose him.

380
00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:00,838
- That's stupid.
- You're stupid.

381
00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:09,221
- I forgive you.
- Oh, my God, thank God!

382
00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:12,975
Besides, anything beautiful
is worth getting hurt for.

383
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:14,184
Well, that's very well put.

384
00:15:14,268 --> 00:15:16,020
- You know who said that?
- No.

385
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,440
Me.

386
00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,734
You're good. God.

387
00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:25,321
I wish I were more like you, Prince.

388
00:15:26,572 --> 00:15:28,991
Finish your pancake. Let's get to work.

389
00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:31,410
Oh, it's really good. But I'm super full.

390
00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:33,120
- Pancake.
- Okay.

391
00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:36,206
Here, put this on.

392
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,751
Oh, that's beautiful,
but I don't think I could pull that off.

393
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,836
- Don't argue with me.
- Okay.

394
00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:48,844
Ooh, girl.

395
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:51,430
When you were mine

396
00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:53,015
I used to let you wear…

397
00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:54,141
Repeat after me.

398
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,851
- Love.
- Love.

399
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:58,520
Fine, so fine…

400
00:15:59,605 --> 00:16:01,065
- Love.
- Love.

401
00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:02,566
I know, I know

402
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,193
14-zero. My lead.

403
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:06,111
What am I supposed to be learning here?

404
00:16:06,904 --> 00:16:08,364
15-zero.

405
00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:09,782
- Love.
- Love.

406
00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,033
- Love.
- Love.

407
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:12,618
You're not saying it right.

408
00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:14,995
Do you understand now?

409
00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:17,539
Yes, I think I do.

410
00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:26,215
What about now?

411
00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:27,633
No.

412
00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:28,842
When you were mine.

413
00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:29,969
No.

414
00:16:30,052 --> 00:16:32,721
Oh, no.

415
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:33,973
Look in there.

416
00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:35,891
Love you, baby.

417
00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:38,060
Wait, stop, no! I'm afraid of the dark!

418
00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:45,192
I said stop being afraid.

419
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:49,488
Boo.

420
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:54,994
Yeah! This is what sexy is!

421
00:16:57,162 --> 00:16:59,415
So, what do you think?

422
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:01,375
I think you need to go find Nick.

423
00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:04,003
I don't know how to thank you.

424
00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:14,305
I honestly didn't hear a word you said.

425
00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:15,723
Okay.

426
00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:19,727
Okay, gotcha.

427
00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:24,023
This is your party now.

428
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,694
- To the VIP room?
- Yeah.

429
00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:30,112
With the two of you?

430
00:17:30,195 --> 00:17:32,865
You can't handle it!

431
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:34,617
You can't beat me!

432
00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:38,597
- Five, four…
- Come on. You've got it.

433
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:40,122
- You don't got it.
- You can't do it.

434
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,391
- You're gonna do it.
- Three…

435
00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:42,934
- You can't do it. Two…
- Come on, now,

436
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,002
- you can get it. Winnie, don't give up.
- One…

437
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,962
What?

438
00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:49,340
- That's impressive.
- New record.

439
00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:51,508
Surrounded by celebrities
and millionaires,

440
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,761
and you dingbats are playing Lemon Mouth.

441
00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:57,181
Rind me, woman.

442
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:58,807
- Really?
- Okay, here we go.

443
00:17:58,891 --> 00:18:00,160
- Let's do it.
- All right, let's go.

444
00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:02,329
- Let's get this party started.
- You've got the time, Winston.

445
00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:03,872
- Check this out.
- All right, let's go.

446
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:04,939
Here we go.

447
00:18:05,022 --> 00:18:07,149
Ten, nine,

448
00:18:07,232 --> 00:18:08,692
- What are you doing?
- Eight…

449
00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:11,070
- What are you doing?
- Boom!

450
00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:13,405
- What?
- You're not supposed to eat the lemon.

451
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:16,325
- New record.
- That's not even the game!

452
00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:19,954
Ooh-ooh…

453
00:18:20,537 --> 00:18:22,289
Ooh, ooh-ooh.

454
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:25,626
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

455
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,628
Yeah, yeah-ah-ah!

456
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,508
Nick Miller!

457
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:43,727
Hey, Jess.

458
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:45,980
I'm not sorry that I said it.

459
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:54,321
I hate to say this, but I couldn't
hear you 'cause it's very loud.

460
00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:55,656
I love you!

461
00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,075
I love you, Nick Miller!

462
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,835
What the hell are you wearing?

463
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,086
Prince dressed me.

464
00:19:09,169 --> 00:19:11,046
- Awesome!
- Yeah!

465
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,055
Anybody want to fall in love tonight?

466
00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:30,691
Oh, my God!

467
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:33,569
Oh, my God!

468
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:36,697
- Don't…
- Don't…

469
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:37,823
Don't you wanna…

470
00:19:37,906 --> 00:19:39,199
Don't you wanna.

471
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:41,243
Fall in love tonight?

472
00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:42,494
That's crazy!

473
00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:47,666
She said
Special night, my favorite tune.

474
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,127
The moon threatened to dance
her out of her shoes.

475
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,295
Out of my shoes.

476
00:19:51,378 --> 00:19:54,590
In his ear was about to hear.

477
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,177
An awful thought he could not refuse
She said.

478
00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,720
Don't -Don't…

479
00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:01,263
Don't you wanna.

480
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:02,389
Don't you wanna.

481
00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:04,892
Wanna fall in love tonight?

482
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:07,728
Don't -Don't…

483
00:20:07,811 --> 00:20:09,605
- Don't you wanna.
- Don't you wanna.

484
00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:12,816
Wanna fall in love tonight?

485
00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:17,488
She said Underneath the taffeta.

486
00:20:17,571 --> 00:20:19,990
There ain't no better hiding place.

487
00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:22,284
Hiding place.

488
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,244
If I see the moon, I'll just laugh it up.

489
00:20:24,328 --> 00:20:25,955
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

490
00:20:26,038 --> 00:20:27,414
Want to wake up -Wake up.

491
00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:29,667
To your, your pretty face.

492
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,085
Don't -Don't…

493
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:33,128
- Don't you wanna.
- Don't you wanna.

494
00:20:33,212 --> 00:20:36,298
Wanna fall in love tonight?

495
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:45,182
Did that…

496
00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:47,351
Happen?

497
00:20:47,935 --> 00:20:50,145
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

498
00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:53,691
So we just danced with Prince?

499
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:54,984
- With Prince.
- Yeah.

500
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:57,111
- That's right.
- That was fun.

501
00:21:02,574 --> 00:21:03,951
Jess, how did you know the words?

502
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:07,121
I think Prince is magic.

503
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,206
I've always thought Prince was magic.

504
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,166
Where do we go from here?

505
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,294
How do we move on from this?

506
00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:15,713
Just go to work tomorrow?

507
00:21:18,132 --> 00:21:19,800
Wait a minute.

508
00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:22,428
Where's Cece?

509
00:21:23,595 --> 00:21:26,265
- I'll take it easy on you.
- Thank you.

510
00:21:31,228 --> 00:21:32,628
You want to put some money on this?

