1 00:00:07,932 --> 00:00:09,799 I can't. I can't do it. 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,435 Oh, of course you can and you will. 3 00:00:12,437 --> 00:00:16,139 Okay, schmidt, we've been to 11 weddings in a row. 4 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,807 That's too many weddings. 5 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,076 I can't even get into the fridge anymore. 6 00:00:25,183 --> 00:00:26,782 Aah! 7 00:00:26,784 --> 00:00:28,184 I'm so hungry. 8 00:00:28,186 --> 00:00:29,919 Why does everybody get to have a party 9 00:00:29,921 --> 00:00:31,654 For everything in their life? 10 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:33,189 Why can't i have a party 11 00:00:33,191 --> 00:00:35,091 For really dedicating myself to knitting this summer? 12 00:00:35,093 --> 00:00:37,026 God, i hate that you knit. I hate everything about it. 13 00:00:37,028 --> 00:00:39,762 Why? It makes me angry and scared all at the same time. 14 00:00:39,764 --> 00:00:41,097 Just like when i hear the phrase, 15 00:00:41,099 --> 00:00:43,466 "academy award winner anna paquin." 16 00:00:43,468 --> 00:00:45,535 Jessica, you are going to this wedding. Well... Well... 17 00:00:45,537 --> 00:00:47,603 And i'm gonna tell you why: Sexual intercourse. 18 00:00:47,605 --> 00:00:48,804 Do you remember that? 19 00:00:48,806 --> 00:00:50,640 You got to get back out there, jess. 20 00:00:50,642 --> 00:00:52,475 The last mouth that you kissed 21 00:00:52,477 --> 00:00:53,476 Was nick's mouth. 22 00:00:53,478 --> 00:00:54,777 That was four months ago. 23 00:00:54,779 --> 00:00:57,180 Think about that. That's horrible. 24 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,814 Hey. Is schmidt making fun of me? 25 00:00:58,816 --> 00:00:59,882 Yes. Hi, nick. 26 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:00,883 Okay, cool. Just checking. 27 00:01:00,885 --> 00:01:02,385 Are you wearing tap shoes? 28 00:01:02,387 --> 00:01:03,319 I got 'em at the goodwill. I thought they were 29 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:04,287 Just really shiny dress shoes. 30 00:01:05,156 --> 00:01:06,789 They're cool. 31 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:08,224 Hey, what do you guys think 32 00:01:08,226 --> 00:01:10,193 About this belt? Like for a wedding gift? 33 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,561 Nick, coach, get in here. 34 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:12,929 Everybody in here. 35 00:01:13,565 --> 00:01:14,830 Are we a man down? 36 00:01:14,832 --> 00:01:16,332 I feel like there's one more of us. 37 00:01:16,334 --> 00:01:17,867 Something going on in jess's room? 38 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,068 I'm coming! 39 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,139 Just wait for me. 40 00:01:23,141 --> 00:01:25,374 He's sore from police academy. I'm sore from police academy! 41 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:28,878 Okay, we have gone to wedding after wedding this summer, 42 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,214 And, with the exception of coach and myself, 43 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,316 None of us have truly taken advantage 44 00:01:33,318 --> 00:01:36,919 Of the sexual opportunities that a wedding provides. Not true. 45 00:01:36,921 --> 00:01:39,889 Wedding number seven, an unneutered dog ran after me, 46 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:40,990 So... 47 00:01:40,992 --> 00:01:41,591 I made out with a bridesmaid. 48 00:01:41,593 --> 00:01:42,925 You did? Yes. 49 00:01:42,927 --> 00:01:44,327 She was wearing a hospital bracelet 50 00:01:44,329 --> 00:01:45,728 And carrying a dead goldfish in a bag. 51 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,496 she was still a bridesmaid. 52 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:48,664 She looked like the snowman from frozen. 53 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:50,233 Hey, aim for the middle. 54 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,568 The ride's rough at first, but the body adjusts. 55 00:01:53,438 --> 00:01:54,570 I'm all right! 56 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:55,504 I just rolled off the couch. 57 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:56,939 Winston, please! 58 00:01:56,941 --> 00:01:59,742 I can't close my ass! 59 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,278 We are hooking up tonight, all five of us, 60 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,347 Including the gimp. 61 00:02:04,349 --> 00:02:05,615 This is the last wedding of summer, 62 00:02:05,617 --> 00:02:07,183 Which means it is our last chance. 63 00:02:07,185 --> 00:02:09,752 Nobody meets anybody in fall... No. 64 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,254 Or winter. What, are you gonna gamble 65 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,956 On the unknown contents of a bulky sweater? 66 00:02:15,193 --> 00:02:16,425 Not me. 67 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,627 Do you realize how important this is? 68 00:02:17,629 --> 00:02:18,628 I do. 69 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:21,998 Winter... Is coming. 70 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:25,601 No one comes home alone. 71 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,270 You know what, yeah. 72 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,038 Yeah, i'm in. 73 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,373 She's in. We're all in. 74 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:31,307 Yeah. Yes. 75 00:02:31,309 --> 00:02:32,375 I'm in. 76 00:02:32,377 --> 00:02:33,276 I can't hear what's going on, 77 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,477 But i'm in. 78 00:02:34,479 --> 00:02:36,812 All five of us out there together, 79 00:02:36,814 --> 00:02:38,080 In the wild, 80 00:02:38,082 --> 00:02:40,650 Getting some strange, like a sex fist. 81 00:02:40,652 --> 00:02:42,084 I'm sorry, what? Mm, that's not what you mean. 82 00:02:42,086 --> 00:02:42,952 What's a sex fist, now? 83 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,220 One, two, three, four, 84 00:02:44,222 --> 00:02:47,089 Five of us, together, make a fist. 85 00:02:47,091 --> 00:02:48,491 You're making a mistake right now. Schmidt, nick, 86 00:02:48,493 --> 00:02:50,760 Coach, winston, jess— sex fist. 87 00:02:50,762 --> 00:02:52,762 When you put them all together, No, that's not right. 88 00:02:52,764 --> 00:02:54,397 Tearing our way through the reception. 89 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:56,666 Slow down. Are you listening to what you're saying? 90 00:02:56,668 --> 00:02:58,301 isn't that sweet? It's a metaphor for togetherness. 91 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,802 It could just be a fist. All five of us 92 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,804 Sex-fisting our way... 93 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,082 Hi, everybody. Uh, i'm ted. I'm, uh... 94 00:03:13,084 --> 00:03:15,318 I'm mark's best friend and his best man. 95 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,287 I-i've known mark since he was in diapers, you know? 96 00:03:18,289 --> 00:03:21,757 Uh, and, by that, i mean junior year of college. 97 00:03:23,695 --> 00:03:26,529 Ah, what about him, jess? 98 00:03:26,531 --> 00:03:28,097 What? The best man? 99 00:03:28,099 --> 00:03:28,964 Best man. 100 00:03:28,966 --> 00:03:30,266 Get real, you clown. 101 00:03:30,268 --> 00:03:32,001 I've been out of the game too long. 102 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,469 He's a wedding celebrity. 103 00:03:33,471 --> 00:03:34,804 Everybody say hi to nana. 104 00:03:34,806 --> 00:03:35,771 How great does nana look, everybody? 105 00:03:35,773 --> 00:03:38,040 Give it up for nana. 106 00:03:38,042 --> 00:03:39,308 Six months sober. 107 00:03:40,378 --> 00:03:42,211 I'm kidding. Three months. 108 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,614 Jess, come on. Get in there. 109 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:46,982 What? You got this. 110 00:03:46,984 --> 00:03:48,284 Think so? Yes, you got the bangs parted. 111 00:03:48,286 --> 00:03:49,118 You're looking good. 112 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,353 Really? Yes. 113 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,822 Okay. Wait a minute. Hold on. 114 00:03:52,824 --> 00:03:55,057 Stick your boobs out. Gotta turn the headlights on. 115 00:03:55,059 --> 00:03:56,792 Ew! Schmidt. 116 00:03:56,794 --> 00:03:57,626 But you got it. 117 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:58,961 Sex fist. 118 00:03:58,963 --> 00:04:00,396 All right. 119 00:04:00,398 --> 00:04:01,697 Hi. 120 00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:04,133 Hi to you. 121 00:04:05,236 --> 00:04:06,402 I'm coach. 122 00:04:06,404 --> 00:04:08,604 Oh, my god. 123 00:04:09,407 --> 00:04:10,239 You don't remember me? 124 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:11,841 Yeah... 125 00:04:11,843 --> 00:04:13,042 Yeah, i remember... 126 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,910 Ooh... Ooh... 127 00:04:17,148 --> 00:04:18,547 We've got some repeats. 128 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,649 Oh, god. What is she doing here? 129 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,351 I thought she was in australia. 130 00:04:22,353 --> 00:04:23,352 How do i look? 131 00:04:23,354 --> 00:04:24,720 How-how jewish? 132 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,088 I mean, like, good jewish or bad jewish? 133 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,523 Oh, i won't say— it feels like a trap. 134 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:29,759 Come on. Come with me. 135 00:04:29,761 --> 00:04:31,560 I haven't told the guys 136 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:33,829 That you broke up with buster yet, 'cause, um... 137 00:04:33,831 --> 00:04:35,431 I feel like i might have to tell schmidt 138 00:04:35,433 --> 00:04:37,166 Outside a hospital, 139 00:04:37,168 --> 00:04:38,834 Like, you know, when you give a baby 140 00:04:38,836 --> 00:04:40,236 Peanut butter for the first time? 141 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,737 Yeah. 142 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,372 You're not doing this tonight. 143 00:04:43,374 --> 00:04:45,241 What? You're not doing this tonight. 144 00:04:46,511 --> 00:04:47,343 I'm picturing cece naked. 145 00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:48,344 Stop doing this! 146 00:04:48,346 --> 00:04:50,112 Cece has a boyfriend, 147 00:04:50,114 --> 00:04:51,514 And your obsession with her 148 00:04:51,516 --> 00:04:53,416 Is not good for you, man. 149 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,950 She's been away all summer, 150 00:04:54,952 --> 00:04:56,952 And you have been killing it! 151 00:04:56,954 --> 00:04:58,587 Mostly hand stuff. 152 00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,855 Who had sex with a bridesmaid 153 00:04:59,857 --> 00:05:02,091 On a 45-minute flight to san jose? 154 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,426 Me. 155 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,760 You were boarding group "d." 156 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:06,695 She was "b." how's that even possible? 157 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:08,464 Gotta think outside of the box, my man. Now get your little 158 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:10,366 White butt back out there 159 00:05:10,368 --> 00:05:13,202 And finish the summer of sex that you started. 160 00:05:13,204 --> 00:05:14,270 That's what i'm talking about. 161 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,471 Cece gone. 162 00:05:15,473 --> 00:05:16,772 See that bridesmaid right there? 163 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:17,606 The pretty one? Sure do. 164 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:19,108 The foxy lady? Mm-hmm. 165 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,242 Well, you're going home with her tonight. 166 00:05:20,244 --> 00:05:21,577 And i got your back. Look at that. 167 00:05:21,579 --> 00:05:22,478 She looks like the girl from the commercial 168 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,046 Playing tennis with a tampon in. 169 00:05:24,048 --> 00:05:25,214 Let's do it. 170 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,150 Hi. I'm jess. 171 00:05:28,152 --> 00:05:28,951 Hi. I'm ted. 172 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,253 Cheers. Cheers. 173 00:05:31,255 --> 00:05:32,488 So you're from wisconsin... 174 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,826 I'm sorry. Is this thing on? 175 00:05:36,828 --> 00:05:38,394 You're making your throat like a microphone. 176 00:05:38,396 --> 00:05:39,628 Yeah. 177 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:40,463 That's funny! 178 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,730 Thank you. Yeah. 179 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,666 I loved your speech. Oh. 180 00:05:43,668 --> 00:05:45,434 Hi. I'm kat. Hi. 181 00:05:45,436 --> 00:05:47,303 I'm ted. Really nice to meet you. 182 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,171 Yeah. Oh. 183 00:05:49,173 --> 00:05:50,473 Excuse me. 184 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,475 My girlfriend's getting jealous. 185 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,177 Perfect specimen. 186 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:01,283 Ted is the only eligible guy here, 187 00:06:01,285 --> 00:06:03,452 And we are his two best options for procreation. 188 00:06:03,454 --> 00:06:05,321 Oh. I'm not trying 189 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,856 To intimidate you, 190 00:06:06,858 --> 00:06:08,524 I just want you to know who you're dealing with 191 00:06:08,526 --> 00:06:09,959 If we're both gonna compete for this man tonight. 192 00:06:09,961 --> 00:06:11,927 What? Here are the facts: 193 00:06:11,929 --> 00:06:13,462 I am technically a genius, 194 00:06:13,464 --> 00:06:14,930 I have a photographic memory 195 00:06:14,932 --> 00:06:16,499 And i lost my virginity to malcolm gladwell. 196 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,967 Okay... 197 00:06:17,969 --> 00:06:20,269 Have you ever heard of plutoxic syndrome? 198 00:06:20,271 --> 00:06:21,770 That's because i cured it. 199 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:23,172 You're welcome, vaginas everywhere. 200 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,908 Oh, thank you very much. 201 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:29,044 I'm sorry, that was... 202 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:30,846 Vagina voice, and a... 203 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,114 It was a huge mistake. 204 00:06:32,116 --> 00:06:33,682 I stay current on sporting events. 205 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,618 I watch 30 minutes of porn every night 206 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:37,453 Just to stay up to date on the latest sex trends. 207 00:06:37,455 --> 00:06:38,954 In the coming months, i'm predicting 208 00:06:38,956 --> 00:06:40,389 A throwback to missionary. 209 00:06:40,391 --> 00:06:42,391 It all depends on what happens in syria. 210 00:06:42,393 --> 00:06:43,859 Well, have you ever had sex 211 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,327 When you were really, really, really, really, 212 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:47,463 Really, really tired? I'm never tired. 213 00:06:47,465 --> 00:06:49,331 I'm the better choice of mate. 214 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,400 From a purely biological standpoint, 215 00:06:51,402 --> 00:06:52,701 You're shorter, weaker, and dumber. 216 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,737 No offense. I love those shoes. 217 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,807 I love your shoes. 218 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,876 But i love your shoes. 219 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,311 Your shoes. 220 00:07:02,313 --> 00:07:03,846 No, i love your shoes. Your shoes. 221 00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:05,314 Your shoes. Your shoes. 222 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:07,149 Your shoes. 223 00:07:08,986 --> 00:07:11,954 What? I was just moving my mouth. 224 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,995 Because i have something she doesn't have: 225 00:07:19,997 --> 00:07:21,096 You guys. 226 00:07:21,098 --> 00:07:22,831 Now, strategies. 227 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,099 What about you, coach? 228 00:07:24,101 --> 00:07:25,267 You hook up at weddings all the time. 229 00:07:25,269 --> 00:07:26,602 What's your strategy? 230 00:07:26,604 --> 00:07:27,937 It's called being a gorgeous black man 231 00:07:27,939 --> 00:07:29,605 With the body of an action figure. 232 00:07:29,607 --> 00:07:31,340 I could give that a try. 233 00:07:31,342 --> 00:07:33,375 You want to know what your ex-boyfriend 234 00:07:33,377 --> 00:07:34,610 Thinks you should do to get the guy? 235 00:07:34,612 --> 00:07:36,111 No, i don't. That's super weird. 236 00:07:36,113 --> 00:07:37,913 Yeah, it's too weird, so... Somebody else. 237 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,515 Okay, look, babe, just get out on the dance floor, okay? 238 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:42,184 Guys think that they way you dance is the way you have sex. 239 00:07:42,186 --> 00:07:44,253 Okay. So just give them a little something, okay? 240 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,121 You just need to, like, roll your body a little bit. 241 00:07:46,123 --> 00:07:48,257 Something a little sexy. 242 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,792 Pop your hip out a little bit. 243 00:07:49,794 --> 00:07:51,193 Hey, man, i'm not gonna lie to you right now. 244 00:07:51,195 --> 00:07:52,595 I've got a halfie. Okay, we got to go! 245 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,763 Excuse me, everybody! I need a minute. 246 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,966 What do you think of this? 247 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,337 Mm... Hmm... 248 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:03,973 Mm-mm. 249 00:08:03,975 --> 00:08:05,641 I'm good to go now. 250 00:08:05,643 --> 00:08:07,376 Let's go! All right. 251 00:08:07,378 --> 00:08:09,078 Ugh! 252 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,746 I just want to get back out there, 253 00:08:10,748 --> 00:08:12,982 But i feel like i forgot everything i knew. 254 00:08:12,984 --> 00:08:16,385 Do you guys still like an oakland face with an l.A. Booty? 255 00:08:16,387 --> 00:08:18,287 Would you like to know my strategy, jess? 256 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,456 Is the art of seduction really where you shine? 257 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,291 Be there. 258 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,392 That's it? 259 00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:25,928 Yeah. Just be there. 260 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,963 No matter where he goes, be there. 261 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,298 He gets a drink, be there. 262 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,899 He talks to his friends, be there. 263 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,901 At the end of the night, be there. 264 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,570 It's called "the joe biden." 265 00:08:34,572 --> 00:08:36,071 That's creepy, man. 266 00:08:36,073 --> 00:08:37,139 The basic concept of what he's saying, though, 267 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,140 Could actually work. 268 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:39,274 Yeah. 269 00:08:40,578 --> 00:08:42,811 I'm gonna biden his ass. 270 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,413 Mm-hmm. 271 00:08:44,415 --> 00:08:47,182 Oh, yeah. Yup. That'll do it. 272 00:08:47,184 --> 00:08:48,851 I know. 273 00:08:48,853 --> 00:08:50,786 Oh, hey! Uh, you know, 274 00:08:50,788 --> 00:08:53,522 Kat was just telling me about her hairlessness. 275 00:08:53,524 --> 00:08:55,090 Hmm. She's like a seal. 276 00:08:55,092 --> 00:08:57,159 hmm. That's okay. 277 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,161 You guys talk. 278 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:02,164 I'm just gonna be here. 279 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,465 I'm sorry i didn't call you. 280 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:05,634 Why are you so scared of intimacy? 281 00:09:05,636 --> 00:09:08,203 Who broke your heart and why haven't you forgiven her? 282 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:10,606 Uh... Well... Yeah, the thi... 283 00:09:10,608 --> 00:09:11,840 Huh? 284 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,542 You're arrogant, you're sexist... 285 00:09:13,544 --> 00:09:15,110 You stole my phone charger. 286 00:09:15,112 --> 00:09:17,012 You're conceited. You're a liar. 287 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,180 Aah! 288 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,214 I rented best man holiday. 289 00:09:19,216 --> 00:09:21,250 You're not in it. 290 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,454 So, you know tom... 291 00:09:25,456 --> 00:09:29,458 Uh, tom, of course, he wanted to sell shoes for a profit. 292 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,060 And i said, "no." 293 00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:32,227 I said, "you... 294 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:35,264 You do something better." 295 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:39,134 You got a... Pretty good face. 296 00:09:39,136 --> 00:09:41,770 So, you guys want to come home with us, right? 297 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,006 We want to do a four-way. 298 00:09:44,008 --> 00:09:46,141 Me, her, you and him. 299 00:09:47,078 --> 00:09:49,178 Of course. We'll, uh... Nick? 300 00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:51,947 Nick? 301 00:09:54,585 --> 00:09:56,351 Hi. How are you? Hi. Good. How are you? 302 00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:59,722 Are you enjoying the wedding? Yeah. 303 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,657 You be... Yeah. 304 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,628 Mm! 305 00:10:07,832 --> 00:10:08,831 Hey. 306 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,599 Hey, nick. Hey, schmidt. 307 00:10:10,601 --> 00:10:13,502 Hey, do you know how they sell ice cream at the drugstore...? 308 00:10:13,504 --> 00:10:15,738 I'm not having a four-way with you— end of discussion. 309 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,206 Come on, nick. We don't have any other choice. 310 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:19,208 I've found 15 other girls since i've been here. 311 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:22,010 They're all either married or taken or mad at coach. 312 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,512 I'm not doing a four-way with you... 313 00:10:23,514 --> 00:10:24,747 It's the last helicopter out of saigon, my man. 314 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,281 Charlie won. 315 00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:27,950 No, schmidt. You won't even know it's me, nick. 316 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:30,552 Look, at this point, it's all skin and shapes... 317 00:10:30,554 --> 00:10:31,854 That's-that's what i'm afraid of. 318 00:10:31,856 --> 00:10:32,921 It-it's the fog of war, man. 319 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,590 There's so much stuff going on. 320 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,091 You're just, you're just, you're just here. Yeah... 321 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,226 You don't even know what's happening. 322 00:10:37,228 --> 00:10:38,527 Okay, but i want to know what's happening 323 00:10:38,529 --> 00:10:40,062 If it's with sex— i don't want some 324 00:10:40,064 --> 00:10:42,064 Fog of war on top of me, if it looks like you. 325 00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:43,532 That's the point. 326 00:10:43,534 --> 00:10:45,033 The fog of war is something you can't see through. 327 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,535 Like, the whole thing with the charlie thing 328 00:10:46,537 --> 00:10:48,036 And vietnam, i don't know who i'm fighting! 329 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,405 I'm soft like a lady. You won't even know. 330 00:10:50,407 --> 00:10:52,608 But what if i get a surprise? "a surprise"? 331 00:10:55,146 --> 00:10:57,079 What if i'm fighting the war and boom— there's a surprise! 332 00:10:57,081 --> 00:10:58,413 You go north, i go south. 333 00:10:58,415 --> 00:11:01,116 Do you know what i'm saying? 334 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,618 I'll be in steerage and i'm rowing. 335 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,787 And i'm rowing and i'm rowing and the... 336 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,155 You're up in the crow's nest. 337 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:07,489 Fre-fresh air up there, man. 338 00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:09,158 And i'm in the trenches, you know? 339 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,325 I'm digging for coal. 340 00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:11,794 I'm breathing in those fumes. 341 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,162 And you're up here. You're just taking 342 00:11:13,164 --> 00:11:15,297 In the sights. You're spotting dolphins, huh? 343 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,766 You're just the handsome prince covered in salty sea spray... I don't want 344 00:11:17,768 --> 00:11:20,669 You calling me handsome before a potential four-way! 345 00:11:20,671 --> 00:11:21,937 This... 346 00:11:21,939 --> 00:11:23,238 Nick, please! 347 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,173 I'm begging you for this. 348 00:11:24,175 --> 00:11:25,340 Cece is here. 349 00:11:25,342 --> 00:11:26,675 And i can't get her out of my head. 350 00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:27,910 Don't, don't, don't play the cece card 351 00:11:27,912 --> 00:11:29,178 Right now, don't do... 352 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:30,913 I'm gonna play the cece card, okay? 353 00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:33,315 Look, she's here and i don't want to go home alone. 354 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,517 i need your help, please. 355 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,489 What's up, guys? 356 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,957 Tell you what. I am so sore 357 00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,926 I can't have sex with nobody tonight. 358 00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:47,296 Only thing i want in my mouth is mr. And mrs. I.B. Profen. 359 00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:48,864 minus the mister. 360 00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,632 My man— winston, i got a question for you. 361 00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:52,801 Do you think that, that two men 362 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:55,604 Can engage in group sex without... 363 00:11:55,606 --> 00:11:57,706 Without compromising their friendship. 364 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:58,807 Good question, good question. 365 00:11:58,809 --> 00:12:00,475 Um... Okay. 366 00:12:00,477 --> 00:12:02,678 Uh, let's just say 367 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,879 Nick is the salt. 368 00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:05,547 And, schmidt, you are the pepper. 369 00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:07,349 I'm assuming we're talking about you two. 370 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,984 Hypothetically, i suppose. Whatever. Yes. 371 00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:10,552 Hypothetically, all right. Not necessarily. 372 00:12:10,554 --> 00:12:12,588 Actually i'm gonna need some... 373 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:14,523 Ooh, boy. 374 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,058 Seems as if i've made a mess. 375 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,492 Got to clean that up. 376 00:12:17,494 --> 00:12:19,127 Yes, look at that. 377 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,896 Salt all in the pepper. 378 00:12:20,898 --> 00:12:22,064 Pepper all in the salt. 379 00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:24,132 Just mixed up like that. 380 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,401 Is there salt shoved in the pepper hole? 381 00:12:26,403 --> 00:12:27,870 How'd it get in there? 382 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,205 How did salt get shoved into this 383 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,975 Tiny, tiny pepper hole? 384 00:12:32,977 --> 00:12:35,677 Nick? 385 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:38,747 You're terrible at demonstrations! 386 00:12:43,087 --> 00:12:44,519 Oh, uh... 387 00:12:44,521 --> 00:12:45,721 You know, i-i'm just gonna, uh... 388 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,989 Yeah, ted. Get crazy. 389 00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:48,523 Leave it all out there on the field. 390 00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:50,025 Okay. 391 00:12:50,027 --> 00:12:52,261 I'll come back with stories. 392 00:12:53,697 --> 00:12:55,230 Are you bidening? 393 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,665 What? No. 394 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,934 How did you know about that? 395 00:12:58,936 --> 00:13:02,237 Because i'm always gonna be one step ahead of you. 396 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,472 Extreme biden! 397 00:13:10,214 --> 00:13:11,380 Kat. 398 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,449 Kat, kat... Let me out. 399 00:13:14,451 --> 00:13:16,285 This was a huge mistake. 400 00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:17,953 I'm sorry. I'm not proud of this. 401 00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:19,655 It smells so bad in here. 402 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,193 Jess? 403 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,261 Hi. 404 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:29,031 Jess, th-this is the men's room. 405 00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:35,337 This is where it all happens. 406 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:41,843 Don't wait for me, ted, 'cause i might be awhile. 407 00:13:43,914 --> 00:13:46,214 See you out on the dance floor. 408 00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:53,255 And at wedding 12, 409 00:13:53,257 --> 00:13:56,291 I sat on a men's toilet. 410 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,266 When did one-on-one sex become old-fashioned? 411 00:14:04,268 --> 00:14:05,567 You know, america's got to take 412 00:14:05,569 --> 00:14:07,436 A hard look in the mirror at ourself. 413 00:14:07,438 --> 00:14:09,871 We used to make things. 414 00:14:10,774 --> 00:14:12,007 Just be glad you're not single. 415 00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:13,241 Oh. 416 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,910 Actually buster and i broke up. 417 00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:16,645 So, anyway... 418 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,514 Oh... No! 419 00:14:19,516 --> 00:14:22,284 No! 420 00:14:22,286 --> 00:14:24,419 That is so terrible! 421 00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,421 Didn't know you cared this much. No, no, no, no... 422 00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:27,689 If you're single... Mm-hmm. 423 00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:29,958 That means that i have to do something. 424 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,860 Something awful. 425 00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,929 You have no idea what you just did to me. 426 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:35,897 You have no idea, young lady! 427 00:14:39,937 --> 00:14:41,203 I'll do the four-way with you. 428 00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:43,005 Yes! Okay, i'm gonna go book the room. 429 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,806 You go to housekeeping, have them give you 430 00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:46,608 As many shower caps as they'll give you... Okay, stop. 431 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,343 They're gonna get one hand and i'm not gonna move it. 432 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,711 I'm just gonna dangle it into the mix 433 00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:51,146 While i look at something else on my phone. 434 00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:52,314 And that's the deal. 435 00:14:52,316 --> 00:14:53,482 Aw, man, this is gonna be big for us. 436 00:14:53,484 --> 00:14:55,150 This is for you, buddy. Thanks. 437 00:14:55,152 --> 00:14:56,451 Yeah! 438 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,121 What the hell is that? 439 00:14:59,123 --> 00:15:00,455 What are you talking about? 440 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:01,790 Yeah, what's-what's that on your hand, man? 441 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,525 Why is it so rough? It's like hoof. 442 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,893 There's nothing on my hand. This is a regular old hand... 443 00:15:04,895 --> 00:15:06,328 I'm out, i'm out. You're out of what? 444 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,729 Four-way. Done. No way. 445 00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:09,531 Not with that thing. You're a buffoon. 446 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,166 That is ridiculous. I was only doing it for you, schmidt, 447 00:15:11,168 --> 00:15:13,068 So you don't freak out when you find out that cece's single. 448 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,570 And now i'm the weirdo with the hoof hand. 449 00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:17,072 What... Take it back from the hoof hand. 450 00:15:17,074 --> 00:15:18,507 What'd you say before? About cece being single? 451 00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:19,641 How do you know that? 452 00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:21,476 She's single? 453 00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:23,512 I have my, uh... 454 00:15:23,514 --> 00:15:25,480 Assumptions. So cece's single now. 455 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:26,481 You don't know that for sure. 456 00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:27,516 That's interesting. 457 00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:29,151 Why are you so calm? 458 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,320 Interesting. 459 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,389 Don't just say "interesting." 460 00:15:35,592 --> 00:15:37,025 That's interesting. 461 00:15:37,027 --> 00:15:38,660 If you're gonna say "interesting" say why 462 00:15:38,662 --> 00:15:40,128 It's interesting. It is interesting. 463 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,332 Aah! 464 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,867 Nick! 465 00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:47,035 What are you doing here? 466 00:15:47,037 --> 00:15:48,103 What are you doing here? 467 00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:49,204 It's the men's room! 468 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:50,405 Mmm... 469 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,674 Jess, scooch over. All right. 470 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,448 What are you doing? Just hiding in the bathroom? 471 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,515 Kind of. 472 00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:04,186 me, too. 473 00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:05,854 I know i'm supposed to, like, 474 00:16:05,856 --> 00:16:07,289 "get back out there," 475 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,357 You know? But... 476 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,593 Maybe i'm just not built for it. 477 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,794 Man, i hear you. 478 00:16:12,796 --> 00:16:13,962 What do my hands feel like? 479 00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:16,264 Hooves. Aw, son of a... 480 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,601 Maybe there's a reason 481 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,969 I'm not up on a fridge, you know? 482 00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:22,704 Maybe some people are fridge people, 483 00:16:22,706 --> 00:16:24,206 And other people are... 484 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,707 Toilet people. 485 00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,076 You think you're a toilet person? 486 00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:30,245 you're not a toilet person. 487 00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:31,480 You want to get on the fridge, 488 00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:32,614 You'll get on the fridge, jess. 489 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,116 Just be yourself, 490 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,984 And if he's not into jessica day, 491 00:16:35,986 --> 00:16:38,053 Then there's something wrong with him. 492 00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:43,425 Be myself. 493 00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:45,227 Like do my tina turner impression? 494 00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:46,428 How did your brain jump there? 495 00:16:51,101 --> 00:16:52,134 all right. 496 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,335 I hear your logic. 497 00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:56,004 Come on. No man wants that, 498 00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:59,474 But... You can't quit, either. 499 00:17:00,577 --> 00:17:01,910 You're our last hope. 500 00:17:01,912 --> 00:17:04,613 You're the only one out of the group 501 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:06,681 Who might not go home alone tonight, jess. 502 00:17:06,683 --> 00:17:08,283 Really? Yes. 503 00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:09,618 It's all on your shoulders. 504 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,087 So the sex fist... 505 00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,623 Has... 506 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,024 Turned into a sex finger. 507 00:17:16,026 --> 00:17:18,160 Uh, don't... Yeah. Sex finger. 508 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,467 Hey. Ted. Um... 509 00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:27,669 i'm out of moves, so... 510 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,437 I'm just gonna try being myself. 511 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:30,972 Here's some stuff about me: 512 00:17:30,974 --> 00:17:32,440 I've never cured anything. 513 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,543 I'm a middle school vice principal 514 00:17:34,545 --> 00:17:35,944 And i love my job. 515 00:17:35,946 --> 00:17:37,479 Um, i'm just getting out of a relationship 516 00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:39,181 With a guy that i still live with, 517 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,715 Which is kind of complicated. 518 00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:41,550 He's over there. 519 00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:42,450 What's up, nick? 520 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:43,919 Hi, i'm nick! 521 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:49,391 Sometimes i cry when newscasters 522 00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:50,959 Wish each other "happy birthday" on air. 523 00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:53,895 My first crush was on a batman cake, 524 00:17:53,897 --> 00:17:56,865 But my first sexual feelings were about teenage simba. 525 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,634 'cause he was super hot, 526 00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:02,037 And i still, actually, find him hot. 527 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,705 Uh, truth time. Um... 528 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,240 So that's me. 529 00:18:05,242 --> 00:18:07,342 And if you want to take me home, ted, 530 00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:10,412 We can definitely do some no-bra stuff. 531 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:12,647 Uh... 532 00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:14,349 That's me naked. 533 00:18:14,351 --> 00:18:15,650 Well... 534 00:18:15,652 --> 00:18:16,918 And this is me with 535 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,121 A guy who i thought was larry king. 536 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:22,424 So it's decision time. 537 00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:24,159 Yeah, ted, who's it gonna be? 538 00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:25,327 Me or jess? 539 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,938 Hmm? 540 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:39,107 Ooh... 541 00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:41,009 Wow. Hah. 542 00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:42,611 Ooh... 543 00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:45,947 This is tough. 544 00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:47,882 I mean, okay, 'cause i mean, over here 545 00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:50,585 We've got, you know, the whole... You know. 546 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,454 And then, but of course over here we got the... Bing, 547 00:18:52,456 --> 00:18:53,455 And the... You know. 548 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:54,923 Mmm... 549 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,625 Oh, god, what do i do? 550 00:18:56,627 --> 00:18:57,959 What do i do? 551 00:18:57,961 --> 00:18:59,861 It's over. Moment's passed, ted. 552 00:18:59,863 --> 00:19:01,129 Okay. 553 00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:03,298 I'll take him out. 554 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,301 So you and buster broke up. 555 00:19:06,303 --> 00:19:07,869 Whew. I'm sorry. 556 00:19:09,806 --> 00:19:10,939 Yeah, i'm just waiting 557 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,240 For you to do something weird now. 558 00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:14,242 Yeah, i feel that coming on, so, um... 559 00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:15,543 I'm gonna go. 560 00:19:17,648 --> 00:19:20,148 You know what doesn't whine and cry 561 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,950 Is the sperm in my freezer. 562 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,618 I am counting down the days 563 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,154 Until we don't need men to procreate. 564 00:19:26,156 --> 00:19:28,123 If i really put my mind to it... 565 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,191 Autumn 2018. 566 00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,895 Are you ready? 567 00:19:33,897 --> 00:19:35,830 Oh, it's my plan "b." 568 00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:37,899 Yeah. Beats going home alone. 569 00:19:37,901 --> 00:19:39,634 Just giving her a ride. 570 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,902 Nothing weird. 571 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:43,805 We do this every time. 572 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,675 So, katherine, uh... Where do you live? 573 00:19:46,677 --> 00:19:48,777 About two inches north of your mouth, padre. 574 00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:50,011 Bye. 575 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:51,379 Bye. 576 00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,183 It's okay, jess. 577 00:19:55,185 --> 00:19:56,951 Sex fist is obviously over. 578 00:19:56,953 --> 00:19:58,787 We're all going home alone. 579 00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:00,922 Well, that's where you're wrong, schmidt. 580 00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:03,258 We're not going home alone. 581 00:20:04,428 --> 00:20:05,593 That's great. All right. 582 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:06,761 It's like that. 583 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,434 "regan, kevin and rebecca..." 584 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,370 "... Request the honor of your presence." 585 00:20:15,372 --> 00:20:17,672 How about the honor of my garbage can? 586 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:18,707 Hey! 587 00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:20,141 Those fridge people 588 00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:21,943 With their stupid houses... 589 00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:23,945 Oh, look at this one, guys. 590 00:20:23,947 --> 00:20:25,380 Uh, it looks like jeffrey and lauren 591 00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:27,449 Want us to share in their joy. 592 00:20:27,451 --> 00:20:30,185 How about they share in my chocolate pocket? 593 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,353 What does that mean? 594 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,454 In my butt. 595 00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:33,822 Mm-mm. That's gross. 596 00:20:33,824 --> 00:20:35,557 Yeah, I... 597 00:20:37,394 --> 00:20:39,194 Oh, man... How about this one, you guys? 598 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,228 Scott and derek. 599 00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:41,396 Yeah, real tasteful wedding— 600 00:20:41,398 --> 00:20:42,864 For a thursday! Yeah. 601 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:45,233 Oh, look at that— laurie and mitchell. 602 00:20:45,235 --> 00:20:46,568 They had a cash bar. 603 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,336 I hope they can't have kids! 604 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:49,971 That's super dark, bro. 605 00:20:49,973 --> 00:20:51,406 That was too far. I hope they can... Yeah! 606 00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:52,707 I hope they can, i hope they can. 607 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:53,875 Cece and shivrang... You bastards, 608 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,909 Take that one down. 609 00:20:54,911 --> 00:20:56,211 You know what? It's gone. 610 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,645 no... 611 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,147 Take that one down! Oh, yeah. 612 00:20:59,149 --> 00:21:00,215 Wait a minute. 613 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,316 Who are gabe and stephanie, 614 00:21:01,318 --> 00:21:03,051 With the profile, these things? 615 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,352 Oh, gabe's the heavy guy with the perm and the wheelchair... 616 00:21:04,354 --> 00:21:05,653 No, gabe was the guy on the motorcycle... 617 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,255 No, no, no, no. The guy with the perm. 618 00:21:07,257 --> 00:21:08,590 The guy who kept showing his stomach the whole time. 619 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:09,657 Oh. That's the woman who was 620 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,859 Eight and a half months pregnant. 621 00:21:10,861 --> 00:21:12,060 The groom was dressed as the bride... 622 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,161 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, uh... 623 00:21:13,163 --> 00:21:13,995 This wedding's next week. 624 00:21:13,997 --> 00:21:15,330 What? What? 625 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,601 Not anymore. Thank you. 626 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,003 Whoa! 627 00:21:23,507 --> 00:21:25,073 That's right! Come on, now! 628 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,441 Ripping it up! 629 00:21:28,211 --> 00:21:30,011 Oh! Oh! Look at that one. 630 00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:31,446 Rippin' 'em up. 631 00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:34,682 Rip. Oh, right there. 632 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:35,950 Yes. 633 00:21:35,952 --> 00:21:37,585 Mmm... 634 00:21:39,523 --> 00:21:42,123 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org