1 00:00:05,735 --> 00:00:08,279 Ooh-hoo-hoo, yeah. I like those boobies. 2 00:00:08,363 --> 00:00:11,658 Sweet little '70s boobies. Bra-burning, feminist boobies. 3 00:00:11,741 --> 00:00:13,034 Bouncin' around 4 00:00:13,118 --> 00:00:14,244 like they ain't go no sense. 5 00:00:14,327 --> 00:00:17,080 You like 1970s cans? See, not me. I'm a 1950s guy. 6 00:00:17,163 --> 00:00:19,207 - Aah… - Post-Korean War, 7 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:20,542 pre-Vietnam War. 8 00:00:20,625 --> 00:00:22,502 - My nana has those. - Okay. 9 00:00:23,712 --> 00:00:24,713 Check it out. 10 00:00:25,005 --> 00:00:26,006 Holy cow. 11 00:00:26,089 --> 00:00:27,424 - Wow. - Almost too big. 12 00:00:27,507 --> 00:00:29,151 - Way too big. - Those are intimidating, right? 13 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:30,778 Too small. Gotta be able to palm a basketball, 14 00:00:30,802 --> 00:00:32,322 if you want to slam or jam or dunk it. 15 00:00:33,179 --> 00:00:34,532 See, they're too straight for me, you know? 16 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:35,825 I like 'em going in two different directions. 17 00:00:35,849 --> 00:00:36,909 Like… like Cookie Monster. 18 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:38,476 Oh, yeah, like his eyes. 19 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,603 Ooh. Now, see, my boobs got to go "ooh!" 20 00:00:40,729 --> 00:00:42,230 Yeah. 21 00:00:42,314 --> 00:00:44,190 Oh, my God. 22 00:00:44,274 --> 00:00:46,693 You guys are ruling women out based on their breast size? 23 00:00:46,776 --> 00:00:49,738 It's the least important part of a woman's body. 24 00:00:49,821 --> 00:00:52,407 Unless you're a baby. Are you guys babies? 25 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:54,330 - We're not babies. - I'd like to think that 26 00:00:54,409 --> 00:00:58,496 that you guys see value in women's bodies other than 27 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,748 just the way they look. 28 00:00:59,831 --> 00:01:01,058 Come on, Jess, you're really gonna tell me 29 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:02,393 that you don't care what a guy looks like? 30 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:05,420 Well… I'll notice an attractive man. 31 00:01:05,837 --> 00:01:08,256 I can go to the butcher and pick out a nice rump. 32 00:01:08,381 --> 00:01:10,300 But I'm not gonna rule out a guy 33 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:12,302 based on how he looks. That's shallow. 34 00:01:12,385 --> 00:01:13,529 - That's crazy. - Yeah, right. 35 00:01:13,553 --> 00:01:15,430 - That explains… so much. - What? 36 00:01:15,513 --> 00:01:17,932 Okay, if you saw me in the bar and I was a stranger, 37 00:01:18,016 --> 00:01:20,060 would you rule me out based on my breast size? 38 00:01:20,143 --> 00:01:21,743 Absolutely not. Your breasts are perfect. 39 00:01:21,853 --> 00:01:23,855 Now, if I saw your wonky knee? 40 00:01:23,938 --> 00:01:25,658 - That's a whole 'nother ballgame. - What… 41 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:27,168 - Wonky knee? - You have a wonky knee? 42 00:01:27,192 --> 00:01:28,294 You think I have a wonky knee? 43 00:01:28,318 --> 00:01:30,153 The left knee's perfect. 44 00:01:30,236 --> 00:01:31,946 Uh, but the right one's got some stuff. 45 00:01:32,072 --> 00:01:33,073 - Why? - Well, stuff. 46 00:01:33,156 --> 00:01:34,783 Um… Oh, why do you think 47 00:01:34,866 --> 00:01:36,636 I always let you take your own pants off before sex? 48 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:39,371 Because you're the laziest person I've ever met. 49 00:01:39,454 --> 00:01:41,081 Wonky knee, huh? 50 00:01:41,164 --> 00:01:43,041 Like Big Bird? 51 00:01:43,124 --> 00:01:45,835 I have a Sesame Street problem. 52 00:01:45,919 --> 00:01:48,797 This is what's wrong with men in this country. 53 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,340 You all sit around all day 54 00:01:50,423 --> 00:01:51,966 and you read your porno magazines. 55 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,527 - What's a porno magazine? - And you think that 56 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:55,804 that's what women are supposed to look like. 57 00:01:55,887 --> 00:01:57,889 Well, I have news for you, okay? 58 00:01:57,972 --> 00:01:59,391 Real women are wonky. 59 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:00,975 Perhaps. But, like climate change, 60 00:02:01,059 --> 00:02:02,268 we pretend they don't exist. 61 00:02:04,354 --> 00:02:05,605 Right? 62 00:02:05,730 --> 00:02:06,815 Do you guys all just think 63 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:07,983 you're so perfect? 64 00:02:08,066 --> 00:02:09,275 - Yeah. - Pretty close. 65 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:10,402 Ah, please. 66 00:02:10,485 --> 00:02:12,254 I mean, you're an eight, you're an eight and a half. 67 00:02:12,278 --> 00:02:14,322 Everybody knows I'm a sweet, sweet six. 68 00:02:14,406 --> 00:02:16,282 Winston, for the last time, stop rating us. 69 00:02:16,366 --> 00:02:18,702 Jess, I know I'm not perfect, but if you're asking me 70 00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:20,805 if I judge, you know, women based off their breasts, 71 00:02:20,829 --> 00:02:22,288 then the answer is yes. 72 00:02:22,372 --> 00:02:25,834 Everybody knows that boobs are a direct indicator of personality. 73 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,144 All right… What are you guys doing? 74 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:28,837 Yeah, how you walking on this thing? 75 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,439 That knee is not architecturally sound. 76 00:02:30,463 --> 00:02:32,716 - I don't trust it. - Man, if you had a jacket on 77 00:02:32,799 --> 00:02:33,985 with a bunch of yellow feathers, 78 00:02:34,009 --> 00:02:36,219 I'd be done! 79 00:02:36,886 --> 00:02:39,723 I've had enough. This is… insulting. 80 00:02:41,349 --> 00:02:43,810 Ugh. I'm so sorry, I know I don't know you, 81 00:02:43,893 --> 00:02:45,895 I know this is your booth, but, uh, 82 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:47,856 my friends are really pissing me off. 83 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:49,899 I'm just gonna sit here for like 84 00:02:51,526 --> 00:02:52,610 five minutes. 85 00:02:54,154 --> 00:02:55,739 Or maybe 10. 86 00:02:55,822 --> 00:02:58,074 Fifteen to 20 at the most. Probably an hour. 87 00:02:58,158 --> 00:03:00,994 They're super annoying to me. 88 00:03:01,077 --> 00:03:02,245 Okay. 89 00:03:02,329 --> 00:03:04,581 Why are you mad at your friends? 90 00:03:04,664 --> 00:03:06,791 They're so shallow. They're like… 91 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,169 They say that they have a boob shape preference, 92 00:03:09,252 --> 00:03:11,755 but when the chips are down, they'll take anything. 93 00:03:12,964 --> 00:03:14,257 So would it be bad 94 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:17,218 if I told you that I think you're hot? 95 00:03:17,302 --> 00:03:18,845 Shut your gross, beautiful face. 96 00:03:18,928 --> 00:03:20,680 No, I'd love it. Thank you. 97 00:03:20,764 --> 00:03:23,433 - Hi. I'm Matt. - I'm Jessica. 98 00:03:23,516 --> 00:03:24,517 Pleasure to meet you. 99 00:03:24,601 --> 00:03:27,270 - Mmm. - Hey, you, uh, 100 00:03:27,354 --> 00:03:29,481 you want to maybe… go out some time? 101 00:03:29,564 --> 00:03:31,566 Yes, I do. Yes. 102 00:03:31,691 --> 00:03:32,692 Should I put my number 103 00:03:32,776 --> 00:03:34,670 - in your phone or… - Yeah, that's… that works. 104 00:03:34,694 --> 00:03:36,821 - Great. - Works for me. But, you know, 105 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:39,258 while… while we're on the subject of stupid physical stuff, 106 00:03:39,282 --> 00:03:41,052 you know, I should probably tell you before we go out, 107 00:03:41,076 --> 00:03:42,160 - uh… - Mmm-hmm? 108 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:44,788 I have a micropenis. 109 00:03:44,871 --> 00:03:46,998 Cool. What? 110 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:48,667 It's a medical condition, 111 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,336 it means I'm unusually small. 112 00:03:53,088 --> 00:03:55,173 Technically, "micro." 113 00:03:55,256 --> 00:03:56,633 Well 114 00:03:57,592 --> 00:03:59,678 lucky for you 115 00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:03,890 my eyes are bigger than my stomach. 116 00:04:04,182 --> 00:04:06,935 I don't know… what that means. 117 00:04:07,018 --> 00:04:09,020 But I'm free tomorrow night. 118 00:04:09,979 --> 00:04:11,231 Who's that girl? 119 00:04:11,314 --> 00:04:12,315 Who's that girl? 120 00:04:12,399 --> 00:04:13,400 It's Jess! 121 00:04:18,905 --> 00:04:20,490 It's an actual medical condition. 122 00:04:20,573 --> 00:04:21,773 Here's a webpage all about it. 123 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:23,994 I don't know what I'm looking at. Where is the… 124 00:04:24,077 --> 00:04:26,496 It's right there. I think. Yeah. 125 00:04:26,746 --> 00:04:27,831 No. 126 00:04:34,087 --> 00:04:35,463 It's like a single tent in a 127 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:38,258 a vast, dark forest. 128 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,364 It's like the letter "I" floating around 129 00:04:43,388 --> 00:04:45,015 in a bowl of alphabet soup. 130 00:04:45,098 --> 00:04:48,560 Oh, that's awesome, an anteater's being born. 131 00:04:48,643 --> 00:04:50,937 Winston, it's a micropenis, bro. 132 00:04:51,354 --> 00:04:53,356 That's a grown man? 133 00:04:54,024 --> 00:04:56,401 Oh, my goodness. 134 00:04:56,484 --> 00:04:57,569 Oh, my God. 135 00:04:58,528 --> 00:05:00,864 Come on, guys, stop it. 136 00:05:00,989 --> 00:05:03,074 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 137 00:05:03,158 --> 00:05:06,911 Are you honestly going on a date with somebody who has one of these? 138 00:05:06,995 --> 00:05:09,706 Yes, I am, 'cause I don't care what a guy's body looks like. 139 00:05:09,789 --> 00:05:10,915 You know what revs me up? 140 00:05:10,999 --> 00:05:13,877 A fertile mind and a gentle spirit. 141 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,755 - A nice, smart guy… - How do you know he's nice? 142 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,089 You barely know him. 143 00:05:18,173 --> 00:05:19,358 Man made it through middle school with that 144 00:05:19,382 --> 00:05:20,967 ghoulish raisin. He's a hero. 145 00:05:21,051 --> 00:05:22,971 I bet you're not gonna last a week with this guy. 146 00:05:23,053 --> 00:05:24,554 I bet I last at least a month. 147 00:05:24,637 --> 00:05:27,015 - You want to put some money down? - Oh, absolutely. 148 00:05:27,098 --> 00:05:28,141 - 500 bucks. - All right. 149 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:30,060 - Wow. - Great. 150 00:05:30,143 --> 00:05:31,519 - Wow. - You said yeah? 151 00:05:31,603 --> 00:05:34,064 If I date him a month, then you will donate 500 bucks 152 00:05:34,147 --> 00:05:37,484 to the National Organization for Women's Love Your Body campaign. 153 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:38,943 And if you win, 154 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:40,904 I will get you a subscription 155 00:05:40,987 --> 00:05:42,489 to the porn site of your choosing. 156 00:05:42,572 --> 00:05:43,573 - Really? - Yeah. 157 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:46,284 Nubile Nubian Butts. 158 00:05:46,368 --> 00:05:48,036 - Shut up, Winston. - No, dude. 159 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:49,412 We're gonna go with Ass Chat. 160 00:05:49,496 --> 00:05:51,414 Ass Chat? Come on, 161 00:05:51,498 --> 00:05:53,100 what is that, two butts talking to each other? 162 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:54,185 It's not butts talking to each other. 163 00:05:54,209 --> 00:05:55,269 No, it's a lot of categories. 164 00:05:55,293 --> 00:05:57,212 I'd like you to realize, someday, 165 00:05:57,295 --> 00:05:59,506 that a nice, sweet guy who just 166 00:05:59,589 --> 00:06:01,591 happens to have a lil' squeaker 167 00:06:01,675 --> 00:06:04,511 is just as attractive as a guy with a blue-ribbon hog 168 00:06:04,594 --> 00:06:05,595 that's ready for market. 169 00:06:05,679 --> 00:06:07,239 Honey, if you have a blue-ribbon hog, you don't 170 00:06:07,263 --> 00:06:10,058 take it to the market, you breed that pig. 171 00:06:10,141 --> 00:06:11,661 - 'Cause what's he gonna do at the market? - Shut up, Nick. 172 00:06:11,685 --> 00:06:13,037 - You know what I mean? - Winston, honestly… 173 00:06:13,061 --> 00:06:14,664 I'm sure the National Organization of Women 174 00:06:14,688 --> 00:06:16,314 will look forward to your donation. 175 00:06:16,398 --> 00:06:18,233 Hey, boys, why don't you push Heavy up? 176 00:06:18,316 --> 00:06:19,693 Get 'em, Heavy. 177 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:22,445 We got us a bet. 178 00:06:22,529 --> 00:06:24,197 So then I was like, screw it, Grandma, 179 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,366 I'm gonna become a street artist, yo. 180 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:29,411 I mean, most people see a wall and they just see a wall. 181 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:32,747 I look at a wall and I see, like 182 00:06:32,831 --> 00:06:34,541 a goat in a backpack. 183 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:37,127 - Right. - Like, a ninja handing out cheeseburgers. 184 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:39,504 - Whoa. - A chill alien, you know? 185 00:06:39,587 --> 00:06:41,172 Well, who doesn't see a chill alien? 186 00:06:41,256 --> 00:06:43,591 - That's my question. - Lot of people. 187 00:06:43,675 --> 00:06:45,093 Lot of people. It's sad. 188 00:06:45,176 --> 00:06:47,053 - You have any tattoos? - No. 189 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:48,263 I got seven. 190 00:06:48,346 --> 00:06:50,056 - Oh, good. - Check it. 191 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:51,182 - Okay. - Custom font. 192 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:53,143 - I invented that font. - Mmm-hmm. 193 00:06:53,226 --> 00:06:55,145 Star. 194 00:06:58,982 --> 00:07:01,210 I have a question. Do you know of a website called "Ass Chat" 195 00:07:01,234 --> 00:07:03,987 and do you know if it's socially conscious? 196 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:06,323 Just based off the name, I'd say, probably, yeah. 197 00:07:14,456 --> 00:07:17,709 Hey! Okay, so you guys are kind of bringing the bar vibe down, 198 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:19,210 and I need tips, so 199 00:07:19,294 --> 00:07:21,129 pretend that you're having fun 200 00:07:21,212 --> 00:07:22,972 - or pay for me to go to college. - You know, 201 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:25,383 if I could give that poor man some of my penis, I would. 202 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:28,511 But, obviously, you don't pull a bumper off a Ferrari. 203 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:30,221 It did go fast, I'll give it that. 204 00:07:30,305 --> 00:07:33,099 You know, when I look at that picture, I think to myself, 205 00:07:33,183 --> 00:07:36,019 "Is there a God? And if there is, 206 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:37,937 - "did he run out of clay?" - I just put 207 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:39,481 five dollars in the jukebox. 208 00:07:39,564 --> 00:07:42,609 We got a Paula Cole rock block coming our way. 209 00:07:42,692 --> 00:07:43,794 I'm just so thankful, you know? 210 00:07:43,818 --> 00:07:45,695 Here we are, beautiful as all heck. 211 00:07:45,779 --> 00:07:47,238 Normal to above-normal endowments. 212 00:07:47,322 --> 00:07:49,616 - That's right. - It's like why were we given so much 213 00:07:49,699 --> 00:07:51,159 while others were given so little? 214 00:07:51,242 --> 00:07:53,536 - I don't understand. - You know, I look at you and see 215 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,455 a stunning physical specimen. 216 00:07:55,538 --> 00:07:58,375 It's like you were created in a… in a lab. 217 00:07:58,458 --> 00:07:59,668 Full of gay scientists. 218 00:07:59,751 --> 00:08:01,151 You have a perfect body, my friend. 219 00:08:01,878 --> 00:08:05,090 - You're like the only Jewish Greek god… - Hercules. 220 00:08:05,173 --> 00:08:06,525 - Thanks, buddy. - You're cute as a button, bro. 221 00:08:06,549 --> 00:08:08,152 - Appreciate that. - You're swoll, my friend. 222 00:08:08,176 --> 00:08:09,403 - No, look, I work at it. - You're super swoll. 223 00:08:09,427 --> 00:08:10,488 No, it's something I work at. 224 00:08:10,512 --> 00:08:12,365 - No, I mean that, though. - It doesn't happen overnight. 225 00:08:12,389 --> 00:08:13,449 It's something that I put the work in, 226 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:14,533 - just like you do. - You look good, dude. 227 00:08:14,557 --> 00:08:16,059 We're blessed, the two of us. 228 00:08:16,142 --> 00:08:17,143 Beyond blessed. 229 00:08:17,227 --> 00:08:18,978 Just… I feel like we should be doing more 230 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:20,522 to share our beauty with the world. 231 00:08:20,605 --> 00:08:22,565 - Right? - It's frustrating. 232 00:08:22,649 --> 00:08:24,569 - It's fru… it's frustrating. - So frustrating. 233 00:08:24,651 --> 00:08:25,711 Let me ask you something, guys, 234 00:08:25,735 --> 00:08:27,195 have you ever considered modeling? 235 00:08:27,278 --> 00:08:30,198 Now, that would be a great way to share your beauty with the world. 236 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:31,783 - That's crazy. - What? Winston, 237 00:08:31,866 --> 00:08:33,118 we're grown men with real jobs. 238 00:08:33,201 --> 00:08:36,079 Modeling is a real job and, trust me, 239 00:08:36,162 --> 00:08:39,582 - neither one of you could do it. - What? Give me a break, Cece. 240 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:41,001 I could model in my sleep. 241 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:44,421 Modeling is exactly what these two should be doing. 242 00:08:44,504 --> 00:08:46,965 I bet they would take some amazing pictures. 243 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:50,343 A drunk baby with a phone in its mouth couldn't take a bad picture of you two. 244 00:08:50,427 --> 00:08:52,345 Oh, well… I mean… 245 00:08:52,429 --> 00:08:53,680 I mean, I mean. 246 00:08:55,473 --> 00:08:56,474 Nick. 247 00:08:56,558 --> 00:08:58,476 - Yeah. - Nick, um, 248 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,270 uh, I need out of the bet. 249 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:03,523 Yeah. No, seriously, 'cause, um, he's coming out of the bathroom soon, 250 00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:05,817 and, um, he's actually… He's the worst. 251 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:07,694 So the date's not going well. 252 00:09:07,777 --> 00:09:09,797 I know what you're thinking. It's not 'cause of the thing. 253 00:09:09,821 --> 00:09:11,173 First of all, he's a street artist. 254 00:09:11,197 --> 00:09:12,198 - Mmm! - Second of all, 255 00:09:12,282 --> 00:09:15,243 - he called a Scotch on the rocks a Sko Ro. - Ooh, that hurts. 256 00:09:15,327 --> 00:09:16,846 I can't date him for a month, like, I can't even spend 257 00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:18,681 - like, five minutes with him. - Right. I get it. 258 00:09:18,705 --> 00:09:20,474 So, you have to let me out of the bet, please. 259 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:23,043 You're saying a lot of words, but all I'm hearing is, 260 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,127 "He's too small." 261 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:26,129 No. It's not because of that. He has a 262 00:09:26,212 --> 00:09:29,132 he has a tattoo that just says "Warrior Poet." 263 00:09:29,215 --> 00:09:30,818 Sounds to me like you're being pretty shallow, Jess. 264 00:09:30,842 --> 00:09:33,345 No. He tipped the waiter with a sketch of a hip-hop mouse. 265 00:09:33,428 --> 00:09:35,305 - He did? That's incredible. - Yes! 266 00:09:35,388 --> 00:09:36,699 - What's up, man? - What's up, my man? 267 00:09:36,723 --> 00:09:38,323 Do you mind if I graffiti your bathroom? 268 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:41,561 I want to paint a skylight on the floor that looks into hell. 269 00:09:41,644 --> 00:09:44,064 Oh… no, that's okay. I'd prefer if you didn't. 270 00:09:44,147 --> 00:09:45,857 - Are you sure? Okay. - I'm positive. Yeah. 271 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,692 He's wearing skinny jeans. 272 00:09:47,776 --> 00:09:49,361 They fit him like sweatpants. 273 00:09:49,444 --> 00:09:51,988 Thinking of asking this lovely lady on a second date? 274 00:09:52,072 --> 00:09:54,074 No diggity, no doubt. 275 00:09:54,157 --> 00:09:56,076 We can go speaker shopping, drink some Sko Ros, 276 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:57,827 if that's where the rhythm takes us… 277 00:09:57,911 --> 00:09:58,912 Mmm. 278 00:09:58,995 --> 00:10:00,413 Um, unfortunately, I will be 279 00:10:00,497 --> 00:10:02,248 out of town for the next month. 280 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:05,669 - Oh, for trues? - Yeah, for trues. 281 00:10:06,461 --> 00:10:10,590 Hello. This drink is for you, from those gentlemen over there. 282 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:13,093 You're the man. 283 00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:14,636 Skol! 284 00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:16,680 - Do you know those bros? - Nope. 285 00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,807 Anyway, I'm gonna be out of town for a month, 286 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:22,185 but, uh, we can go out on another date, perhaps when I'm back. 287 00:10:22,268 --> 00:10:24,604 Technically, our, um, one-month anniversary. 288 00:10:24,688 --> 00:10:27,088 Jess, you're not going away for a month. She keeps forgetting 289 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,501 that that got canceled. You're available. 290 00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:30,944 No, but you keep forgetting it was rescheduled. 291 00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,070 You weren't on the e-mail. 292 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,614 - Okay. That doesn't sound for trues. - For true. 293 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,500 You're not really going out of town, are you? 294 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:40,578 Oh, gosh. Uh, Matt… 295 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:43,790 If I'm being honest, I don't think we should go on a second date. 296 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,334 - I get it. - Yeah. 297 00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:48,628 - It's because of my micropenis. - No! 298 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,463 I looked it up and I actually feel 299 00:10:50,547 --> 00:10:53,341 like I could make that work. Um… 300 00:10:53,425 --> 00:10:54,884 No, it's… 301 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:56,928 Don't take this the wrong way, but 302 00:10:57,012 --> 00:11:00,432 it's actually your personality and everything about you. 303 00:11:00,849 --> 00:11:02,100 You think I'm a douche bag. 304 00:11:02,225 --> 00:11:04,728 You said that you thought street art was the closest thing 305 00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:07,439 to an education homeless people would ever get. 306 00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:09,774 - Okay. - And I when I asked you, 307 00:11:09,858 --> 00:11:11,568 "Is that a joke?" you said… 308 00:11:11,651 --> 00:11:14,237 - Your mom is a joke. - Yeah. You said, "Your mom is a joke." 309 00:11:14,321 --> 00:11:17,115 Right? That's kind of a douchey response. 310 00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:19,075 I'm really sorry. 311 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:23,246 I mean, I've been made fun of my entire life… 312 00:11:23,997 --> 00:11:26,082 In school, in locker rooms, 313 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,877 so, yeah, I can be a douche bag sometimes. 314 00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,296 But I'm this way 315 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,257 because of my micropenis. 316 00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:44,142 Later. 317 00:11:50,815 --> 00:11:52,275 - Radiant. - Yes, yes. 318 00:11:52,359 --> 00:11:54,152 You don't even need this bounce board. 319 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,464 - You're making your own light, man. - No doubt, no doubt. 320 00:11:56,488 --> 00:11:57,673 - Winston, you getting this? - Oh, hell, yeah, dude. 321 00:11:57,697 --> 00:11:58,698 I'm getting all of this. 322 00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:01,076 - Flawless. - Yeah, there you go. All right. 323 00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:03,679 Now give me some stuff like it's the first day of school, right? 324 00:12:03,703 --> 00:12:04,764 - Okay. - That's right, and you got 325 00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:06,268 your backpack on. Yeah, there you go. 326 00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:08,267 But you packed your own lunch. But what you don't know 327 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,891 is when you were making it, you got some mustard on your forehead. 328 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:12,379 That's right. 329 00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:13,856 Now you're playing Pictionary, okay? 330 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,800 Now you're playing Pictionary, and what do you… 331 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,152 Ooh, now I got… now I got my little card. What am I gonna draw? 332 00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:20,428 What am I gonna draw? You get sardines. 333 00:12:20,512 --> 00:12:23,139 They don't smell good. How do I draw a smell? 334 00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:25,600 How do I draw a smell? What does that look like? 335 00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:28,186 That's modeling. That's right. 336 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,855 - Wow, this is great. - Hey, give me five. I got to protein-load. 337 00:12:30,939 --> 00:12:33,316 What do you say we split that last packet of Power Goo. 338 00:12:35,235 --> 00:12:37,946 I cannot believe that this actually worked. 339 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:39,269 - Oh, man… - No, that's a lie. 340 00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,549 I would've been surprised if it didn't. 341 00:12:40,573 --> 00:12:42,325 A classic Cece-Winston mess-around. 342 00:12:42,409 --> 00:12:44,369 - That's not a thing. - All right. 343 00:12:44,828 --> 00:12:47,122 So, guys, I was looking at the shots here, 344 00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:49,124 and they're really incredible. 345 00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:52,002 I think I could call my modeling agent, if you want. 346 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,085 I know this… We're, like, just doing this for fun 347 00:12:54,129 --> 00:12:55,815 and everything, but part of me wants that to happen 348 00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:57,719 more than anything else in the whole wide world. 349 00:12:57,799 --> 00:13:02,012 Ugh! No, but my agent probably would only want one of you, 350 00:13:02,095 --> 00:13:03,930 and you guys are a team, so I shouldn't call. 351 00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,449 - Hold on. - You don't want to be rude to the man. 352 00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:06,909 No, no, no, no, no. We don't want to see you guys 353 00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,476 - pitted against each other. - Mmm-mmm. 354 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,662 - Pitted against each other? - What are you talking about? 355 00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:10,812 I think, you know… 356 00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:11,998 I'm more runway. He's more… 357 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,291 Yeah, I feel like I'm more catalog, high fashion. 358 00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:14,482 Catalog, back of the mag. 359 00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:16,127 You're… you're too big for high fashion. 360 00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:18,945 Also, my agent really loves piggyback shots, so… 361 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:20,869 We should piggyback. We'll piggyback right now. 362 00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:22,032 - Oh. - Yeah. 363 00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:24,159 - Let me get on, man. - You get on me. 364 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:26,595 - I didn't know you guys had it in you. - I want to be on the bottom. 365 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:29,414 - Let me be on the bottom. - Yeah, yeah, you're a little piggy. 366 00:13:29,497 --> 00:13:30,766 - Bottom's my game, dude. - No, me… 367 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:32,751 You went to the market. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 368 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,834 - Little piggy went to the market. - Just let me… 369 00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:37,380 - Damn it. No. - Oh, yeah. 370 00:13:37,589 --> 00:13:40,508 - It's like shooting candy into a baby. - Mmm… 371 00:13:40,592 --> 00:13:43,511 - That's it. That's it. - Yeah, give me… Give me that! 372 00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:45,355 I could… I could… I can totally dig this. 373 00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:52,479 - Hey, Jess. - Hey. 374 00:13:52,645 --> 00:13:54,814 I know you're bummed and so I hate to do this, 375 00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:58,401 but I want to look at porn and you owe me a year's worth. 376 00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:00,487 Yeah, okay. You know what? 377 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,197 You earned this porn. 378 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,907 And the VIP pass. 379 00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:08,036 And the "Kitty Room Live Cam Experience." Do you really need all of this? 380 00:14:08,119 --> 00:14:09,454 Just click the boxes. 381 00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:12,707 Matt was right. I am shallow. 382 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,709 It's like I jumped to a conclusion about him, 383 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,252 but I didn't have the whole story. 384 00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:18,505 - I thought I was better than you guys. - Mmm… 385 00:14:18,588 --> 00:14:20,608 - But I'm just a superficial size queen. - Hey, guys? 386 00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:22,217 Can you tell Schmidt that my portfolio 387 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,844 is way better than his portfolio? Look at that. I'm better wet, 388 00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:27,847 I'm better dry, my sexy baby is way more believable than his. 389 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:31,935 Watch, look. Mama change baby 'cause baby made a dirty… 390 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:33,478 Okay, mine is way more sexy. 391 00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:34,789 There are people lining up in the streets 392 00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:36,165 - to have sex with my baby. - Liar! 393 00:14:36,189 --> 00:14:37,941 I don't like this. 394 00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:39,835 You can't use that photo, unless you're planning on posing 395 00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:41,539 for the Tiny Nipples of America Foundation. 396 00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:43,756 Yeah, you're one to talk, Little Miss Princess Waist! 397 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,532 Hey, I'm a 26! That's normal! 398 00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:47,217 - Yeah, in Asia. - Who's talking to you, 399 00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,576 Depression-era garbage man? 400 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,453 I've been holding that in for two years. 401 00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:53,456 - I said one thing. - Guys, stop attacking each other! 402 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,500 Come on. He's making fun of you 403 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,669 'cause he feels sensitive about his geisha waist. 404 00:14:57,836 --> 00:14:58,920 And you're putting him down 405 00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:00,773 'cause you've got those cute little kitten teats. 406 00:15:00,797 --> 00:15:02,382 Everybody has something. 407 00:15:03,216 --> 00:15:05,635 She's right, you know. She's right. 408 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:09,431 Look, I grew up fat, and I have scars that you can't see. 409 00:15:09,514 --> 00:15:10,783 And I'm not talking about the stretch marks 410 00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:12,517 that I had removed by laser beams. 411 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,601 Mmm. 412 00:15:13,685 --> 00:15:15,395 No matter how many miles I run, 413 00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:17,772 I'll never outrun that feeling. 414 00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:20,942 Damn, son. 415 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:23,462 I didn't even know it was like that. 416 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:25,405 It'll always be like that, my man. 417 00:15:26,323 --> 00:15:27,866 Still better than having a micropenis. 418 00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:29,200 - So much better. - Yeah. 419 00:15:29,284 --> 00:15:32,704 - It's true. - Guys! We're all covered in micropenises. 420 00:15:32,787 --> 00:15:33,848 - No, I'm not. - Come again? 421 00:15:33,872 --> 00:15:34,932 No, thank you. I don't want to be 422 00:15:34,956 --> 00:15:36,017 - covered in anything. - No, it's not true. 423 00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,793 Yes! Yes! No! We all have flaws! 424 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,421 We're all freaks! 425 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:42,505 All of us. 426 00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:45,175 We have to support each other! 427 00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:47,594 I knew it! 428 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,012 I am better than you guys. 429 00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:50,722 Thank you for helping me realize that. 430 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,557 I know why I was superficial. 431 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,392 It's because I was scared. 432 00:15:55,018 --> 00:15:56,019 Of my micro… 433 00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,979 No. No! 434 00:15:58,063 --> 00:16:00,190 Of mine. 435 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:02,651 What? 436 00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:07,238 I'm saying that we should all celebrate our flaws! Together! 437 00:16:07,322 --> 00:16:09,115 I'm saying that… 438 00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:10,825 The one day I wear jeans. 439 00:16:12,911 --> 00:16:16,581 I'm saying, look. We're exactly the same. 440 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,041 I'm sorry, what am I looking at? 441 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,669 This monstrosity the doctors call a knee 442 00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:23,064 that I didn't know was a problem till, like, three days ago. 443 00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:24,506 What the hell is this? 444 00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:29,010 You have a girlfriend? 445 00:16:29,094 --> 00:16:30,178 He did! 446 00:16:31,554 --> 00:16:33,223 Whoa, whoa… How can… no, no, no! 447 00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:36,476 How dare you! 448 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,561 That's War Question Mark! 449 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,814 How dare you do that to me! 450 00:16:40,897 --> 00:16:42,399 Think I should go. 451 00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:44,442 You owe me $12,000! 452 00:16:47,112 --> 00:16:50,532 Wait, wait… Jess, I can explain. 453 00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:53,052 Okay, why are you not running after your girlfriend right now? 454 00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:55,245 Aah, if I'm being totally honest, 455 00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:56,579 she was getting a little fat. 456 00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:58,289 No, she was… That's crazy! 457 00:16:58,373 --> 00:17:01,751 I wouldn't behave like this if someone, just once… 458 00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:05,338 Just once, took the time to get to know… 459 00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:06,423 You're not even crying! 460 00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:09,592 You are unbelievable! Is anything about you real? 461 00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:11,153 Anything? Do you even have a micropenis, 462 00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:12,387 or is that… 463 00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:20,103 It… it… looks like a 464 00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:24,399 little tiny 465 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,650 pigeon's egg. 466 00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:27,527 Don't you want to hatch the bird? 467 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:30,697 No, I definitely, definitely do not. 468 00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:33,867 You're… you're a very complicated person. 469 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,035 Um, 470 00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,037 but I'm glad I met you. 471 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,330 Sort of. 472 00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:41,458 I mean, I don't know why, but… I kind of am. 473 00:17:41,624 --> 00:17:43,710 Anyway, take care of that little rug-rat. 474 00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:46,087 He needs you. 475 00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:55,138 - Hey, man. - Oh, hey. I'm just, uh… 476 00:17:55,889 --> 00:17:56,973 It's all right. 477 00:17:57,057 --> 00:17:58,743 I'm just, I'm just looking over some of the pics from today. 478 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,411 I don't know which one to send to the agent. 479 00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:01,811 I've narrowed it down to 60. 480 00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:04,439 - I can take a look at 'em. - Yeah, okay. 481 00:18:04,522 --> 00:18:06,500 Just tell me what you think about a couple of these. 482 00:18:06,524 --> 00:18:07,752 I just, I don't know what's what 483 00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:08,860 - at this point. - Mmm-hmm. 484 00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,945 This "Hot Guy with a Kidnapped Son…" 485 00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:12,965 Wow. He really looks like he's never gonna find his son. 486 00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:15,241 "Classical Guitarist Loses a Shoe." 487 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:16,868 That guy's never gonna find his shoe. 488 00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:18,387 I don't know. This is "Cuddles With Tigers." 489 00:18:18,411 --> 00:18:19,704 Oh-ho. 490 00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:20,789 It's good. 491 00:18:20,872 --> 00:18:22,916 This is "How Did I Get Up Here?" 492 00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:24,226 What do you think about this one? 493 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,044 "Kiss the Cook." See, I like "Kiss the Cook." 494 00:18:26,127 --> 00:18:28,046 - It's catalog. - His lips are popping. 495 00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:30,066 There's an accessibility with this one that I feel like… 496 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:31,675 Schmidt, relax. I'm bowing out. 497 00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:35,095 - I want you to have this. - Come on. What? 498 00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:36,638 Why are you doing that, Coach? 499 00:18:36,721 --> 00:18:38,561 Because you obviously need this more than I do. 500 00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:41,476 When you look in the mirror, you see a fat kid. 501 00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,269 I don't. I don't know how that feels. 502 00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:45,939 I do. It's my micro-p, yo. 503 00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:47,833 If there's anything that could finally help you 504 00:18:47,857 --> 00:18:49,943 get over your body image issues, it's modeling. 505 00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:51,403 - That's for sure. - Yeah. 506 00:18:51,486 --> 00:18:53,005 'Cause you're not a fat kid anymore, man. 507 00:18:53,029 --> 00:18:55,073 You are a model. 508 00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:57,742 - Now, say it. - I don't know. 509 00:18:57,826 --> 00:19:00,578 - Say, "I'm a model." - I'm a model. 510 00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:02,747 - Say it louder. - It doesn't feel real. 511 00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:04,934 I need to hear you say it, or else I'm not gonna believe it, man. 512 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:07,335 I'm just saying, it's hard… I'm a model. 513 00:19:07,419 --> 00:19:08,459 - That's better. - Hold on. 514 00:19:08,503 --> 00:19:09,713 - I'm a model. - Good. 515 00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:11,399 - I'm a male model… - You are a male model. 516 00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:12,983 - I'm a male model! - What is happening? 517 00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,676 - What did we do? - I don't know. 518 00:19:16,636 --> 00:19:17,762 Thanks, Coach. 519 00:19:17,929 --> 00:19:20,181 - Mmm. - Now, go journal. 520 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:21,825 - I'm gonna go journal. - Right on, man. 521 00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,437 - Mmm. - Um… 522 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,188 What's going on with you two? 523 00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:28,440 - Hey. - What? Nothing. 524 00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:30,293 - Man, we just being mega-cool over here. - Mmm-hmm. 525 00:19:30,317 --> 00:19:32,610 What is going on, guys? 526 00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:36,656 Wait. Hold… hold on. 527 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,951 Was all this a classic Cece and Winston mess-around? 528 00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:41,703 - No! - Yes. Yeah. 529 00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:43,222 Do not acknowledge that is a thing. It's not a thing. 530 00:19:43,246 --> 00:19:44,664 Now, look, okay, look, 531 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,392 we got a little carried away, but how were we 532 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,102 supposed to know he was gonna get emotionally invested? 533 00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:49,846 This will destroy him. You know that, right? 534 00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:53,006 You two got to make him a model. 535 00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:54,674 I did not mean to hurt Schmidt, okay? 536 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,118 But I can't make him into a model! 537 00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:57,552 Not in modern-day America. 538 00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,889 - In 1970s Israel… maybe. - Mmm-hmm. 539 00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:02,474 Get… it… done. 540 00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:03,808 I hate when Schmidt cries. 541 00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:06,895 Sounds like a ghost singing Hey Ya! 542 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:09,856 Hey ya. 543 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:13,777 Hey ya, oh, oh-oh 544 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,695 I want to be your daddy… 545 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,030 Fix it! 546 00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:21,951 It's glorious, isn't it? 547 00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:24,996 How did this happen? 548 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,998 Are there just no laws in Koreatown? 549 00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:28,249 Uh, well, uh, 550 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:31,211 Cece's agent saw Schmidt's portfolio and loved it. 551 00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:33,004 Yeah, yeah, he, uh… He fast-tracked it. 552 00:20:33,088 --> 00:20:34,964 That… that's an industry term. 553 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:36,359 So, what am I selling here anyway? 554 00:20:36,383 --> 00:20:37,926 Oh, uh, you know, 555 00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:40,637 uh, Korean-Jewish interrelations. 556 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,721 All right. 557 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,005 I wanted to tell you that, um, 558 00:20:43,056 --> 00:20:45,809 the bank canceled my credit card after I ordered you porn. 559 00:20:45,892 --> 00:20:47,560 That's okay, I wanted to cancel it anyway. 560 00:20:47,644 --> 00:20:48,645 You paying for it 561 00:20:48,728 --> 00:20:49,789 - kind of killed it for me. - Yeah. 562 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,815 Just made me sad for everybody involved. 563 00:20:52,107 --> 00:20:54,067 I wanted to give those girls a hug and say, 564 00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:57,570 "Wipe your face, go back to school, honey." 565 00:20:57,654 --> 00:20:59,454 So, guys, when does Schmidt get paid for this? 566 00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:00,949 Well 567 00:21:01,032 --> 00:21:02,158 the agency is pretty tapped 568 00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:05,245 - after spending $1,887… - Uh-huh. 569 00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:06,413 On this billboard. 570 00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:08,015 Well, why don't the Jew-Koreans pay for it? 571 00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,749 Well, it's an international thing. 572 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,668 - See? So, there's fees. - Yeah, but you said 573 00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:14,087 he would get a check for $500. 574 00:21:14,254 --> 00:21:15,255 Yes! 575 00:21:15,338 --> 00:21:16,339 Congrats, bro. 576 00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:18,133 You deserve that $500. 577 00:21:20,176 --> 00:21:22,016 - Let's head out. - I think I'm gonna stay here 578 00:21:22,053 --> 00:21:23,471 for a little bit, take this all in. 579 00:21:23,555 --> 00:21:24,597 All right. 580 00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:25,992 Tell me more about this Internet porn. 581 00:21:26,016 --> 00:21:27,517 Is there anything I would like? 582 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,661 Like something with a story, you know? 583 00:21:28,685 --> 00:21:29,996 - I don't think you'd like it. - Really? 584 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,706 Nothing about Victorian England or anything like that? 585 00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:34,149 Oh, there's some stuff. I don't think you would like it. 586 00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:36,443 Millionaire!