1 00:00:02,513 --> 00:00:04,098 There he is. 2 00:00:04,181 --> 00:00:07,351 Mr. New York. Mr. Broadway. 3 00:00:07,559 --> 00:00:08,686 Happy last day. 4 00:00:08,769 --> 00:00:09,979 - I made you this. - Aw. 5 00:00:11,397 --> 00:00:12,624 It's a bunch of pictures of you. 6 00:00:12,648 --> 00:00:14,448 Well, I had to take the necessary precautions, 7 00:00:14,525 --> 00:00:17,027 because the last time you left, you forgot who I was. 8 00:00:17,444 --> 00:00:18,612 You called me Jebecca. 9 00:00:18,696 --> 00:00:20,614 Well, thank you so much, Jess. I really like it. 10 00:00:20,698 --> 00:00:21,949 - Cool. - Yeah. 11 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,035 Well, that's a kick in the shins. 12 00:00:25,119 --> 00:00:27,329 Look, nothing personal, but, you know, I've moved a lot, 13 00:00:27,413 --> 00:00:29,623 so I have this system that I use. 14 00:00:29,707 --> 00:00:32,543 Duffel bag full of essentials only. 15 00:00:32,626 --> 00:00:37,172 And one Jess cube. You can't get rid of me. 16 00:00:37,256 --> 00:00:39,925 Look, Jess, when I move, I make a clean break, okay? 17 00:00:40,009 --> 00:00:41,635 I'm not going to get all sentimental. 18 00:00:41,719 --> 00:00:43,071 And you promised you wouldn't make a big deal. 19 00:00:43,095 --> 00:00:44,573 No, you're right, you're right. I promised you I wouldn't. 20 00:00:44,597 --> 00:00:45,806 - You did. - But… 21 00:00:45,889 --> 00:00:47,266 What about everyone else? 22 00:00:47,725 --> 00:00:48,976 Showtime! 23 00:00:50,894 --> 00:00:52,104 Hit it, Schmidt! 24 00:00:53,939 --> 00:00:55,024 Huh? 25 00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:57,109 Oh. 26 00:00:57,192 --> 00:00:58,736 Nick, where's your Donald Trump wig? 27 00:00:58,819 --> 00:01:01,363 - It's here. - Ugh. This was not my vision. 28 00:01:01,447 --> 00:01:03,115 I specifically said "dazzle." 29 00:01:03,198 --> 00:01:05,719 You said "razzle-dazzle," and we said, "We don't want to do that." 30 00:01:05,743 --> 00:01:07,304 Yeah, we told you this is not what he would want. 31 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,621 This isn't how men say good-bye. 32 00:01:08,704 --> 00:01:12,041 Live from New York, it's Coach's good-bye! 33 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,542 Start spreading the news… 34 00:01:13,626 --> 00:01:14,918 Yeah, show's over. 35 00:01:15,294 --> 00:01:16,462 We ain't doing this? 36 00:01:16,545 --> 00:01:18,714 I'm leaving today. 37 00:01:20,174 --> 00:01:21,717 I want to… 38 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:29,391 The system works. 39 00:01:30,142 --> 00:01:32,144 Remember, essentials only. 40 00:01:32,227 --> 00:01:34,480 It's not just for packing, it's a way of life. 41 00:01:34,563 --> 00:01:36,815 You want to move forward, you got to get rid of the past. 42 00:01:37,066 --> 00:01:38,692 That means throw out all your junk… 43 00:01:38,776 --> 00:01:40,569 - Right… - emotional junk, actual junk. 44 00:01:40,653 --> 00:01:43,697 - Got to make a clean break. - Clean break. That's right. 45 00:01:43,781 --> 00:01:45,216 You're blowing my mind right now, Coach. 46 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,260 - Doesn't even mean anything. - Or does it mean everything? 47 00:01:47,284 --> 00:01:50,537 I cannot believe you're all buying into Coach's crazy system. 48 00:01:50,621 --> 00:01:52,182 You guys have fun with your clean break. 49 00:01:52,206 --> 00:01:53,958 I'm gonna go to my room, and I guess 50 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,721 I'll have to cancel the horse and carriage 51 00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:57,145 that I hired to take you to the airport. 52 00:01:57,169 --> 00:01:58,337 May and I are driving. 53 00:01:58,420 --> 00:01:59,421 You are now. 54 00:02:00,005 --> 00:02:01,149 You guys sure you're up for this? 55 00:02:01,173 --> 00:02:02,967 I am ready for this. I'm single again. 56 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:05,302 I'm a new man. I'm leaving the past behind. 57 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:06,586 I want to get rid of my stuff, 58 00:02:06,637 --> 00:02:11,183 but all my stuff is really, really good, and I just can't get rid of it. 59 00:02:11,267 --> 00:02:12,810 It's not, and you have to. 60 00:02:12,893 --> 00:02:14,829 - Everything you own is trash. - You're basically a hoarder. 61 00:02:14,853 --> 00:02:16,647 Not true. Everything has meaning. 62 00:02:16,939 --> 00:02:18,458 Everything is connected to something else. 63 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:20,150 You need to be hard on yourself, okay? 64 00:02:20,234 --> 00:02:22,569 - Now, take this box and fill it up. - Okay… 65 00:02:23,362 --> 00:02:24,682 - Think I can do it? - Absolutely. 66 00:02:24,738 --> 00:02:27,366 Okay. I'm gonna get hard and fix myself. 67 00:02:27,616 --> 00:02:29,034 - What? - That's not… No. 68 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:31,537 That's… I didn't… No. 69 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,746 Oh, here we go. 70 00:02:32,830 --> 00:02:34,415 The Regis Philbin crepe pan. 71 00:02:34,498 --> 00:02:36,500 Come on, Coach. You can't give this away. 72 00:02:37,084 --> 00:02:39,003 Remember February 2014? 73 00:02:39,295 --> 00:02:40,629 Or, as we like to call it, 74 00:02:41,046 --> 00:02:42,806 - Crepe History Month. - Crepe History Month. 75 00:02:43,215 --> 00:02:44,508 It was a hot winter's night. 76 00:02:44,675 --> 00:02:47,052 We were drunk, but our judgment was on point. 77 00:02:47,261 --> 00:02:50,347 You hear that sizzle? Let that sizzle speak! 78 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:51,807 Those pancakes are paper-thin. 79 00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:53,809 There's only three left, so act fast. 80 00:02:53,892 --> 00:02:56,395 This crepe pan is a knockout! 81 00:02:56,478 --> 00:02:58,331 - Coach, we got to act fast. - We got to act fast. 82 00:02:58,355 --> 00:03:00,316 - We got to act fast! - They're so thin! 83 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,821 You got to take the Rege, at least for the memories. 84 00:03:05,904 --> 00:03:07,573 - The Rege, man. - The Rege! 85 00:03:07,656 --> 00:03:08,800 You know, I can't get rid of the Rege. 86 00:03:08,824 --> 00:03:09,884 - Psych! - Can't get rid of the… 87 00:03:09,908 --> 00:03:12,508 I'm getting rid of the Rege. Memories are nonessential, all right? 88 00:03:12,953 --> 00:03:14,222 That's what makes the system work. 89 00:03:14,246 --> 00:03:16,790 I found an ant farm full of candy wrappers. 90 00:03:16,999 --> 00:03:19,060 - Is this essential? - Like, really, what do you think? 91 00:03:19,084 --> 00:03:20,794 Hmm? I need you to get harder, Nick. 92 00:03:21,629 --> 00:03:22,671 Can you get harder for me? 93 00:03:22,796 --> 00:03:24,632 - What? - Do you need me to get hard with you? 94 00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:27,343 I feel like you're not meaning to say what you're saying. 95 00:03:27,426 --> 00:03:28,677 Talking about cleaning up. 96 00:03:28,761 --> 00:03:30,441 Schmidt, I think you forgot about this box. 97 00:03:31,764 --> 00:03:33,265 Oh, oh, that's cool. Thanks, man. 98 00:03:33,349 --> 00:03:35,392 - I appreciate it. - Oh… You got a Cece box. 99 00:03:35,601 --> 00:03:38,854 So what? It's not like everybody hasn't seen your Phylicia Rashad box. 100 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:41,023 - No, you… You have? - Birthday card… 101 00:03:41,106 --> 00:03:43,442 Don't… Please don't go in the Cece box. Don't do 102 00:03:44,777 --> 00:03:48,739 a crude drawing of you and Cece and your mixed-race child. 103 00:03:48,822 --> 00:03:51,825 - Yes, I painted that. - Ooh, five dollars! Come to daddy. 104 00:03:52,409 --> 00:03:53,889 This five dollars belongs in the box. 105 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:56,050 It's from the night that I first met Cece. 106 00:03:56,246 --> 00:03:57,724 Looks like it's finally just the two of us, huh? 107 00:03:57,748 --> 00:04:00,250 Oh, God, you're about to say something stupid, aren't you? 108 00:04:00,334 --> 00:04:01,460 Yeah. 109 00:04:02,211 --> 00:04:03,379 Girl… 110 00:04:04,046 --> 00:04:05,231 And then I said something stupid, 111 00:04:05,255 --> 00:04:06,650 and Cece made me put money in the douche bag jar. 112 00:04:06,674 --> 00:04:09,426 What'd you say? You say you can flex your butt cheeks like pecs? 113 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,096 I bet you were all like, "You're making my dong go crazy!" 114 00:04:12,179 --> 00:04:13,406 I bet he said something chauvinistic 115 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:16,100 that comes from insecurity 116 00:04:16,183 --> 00:04:17,903 but ultimately leads to something endearing. 117 00:04:17,935 --> 00:04:19,496 You know, it doesn't matter what I said. 118 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,438 - Nonessential, right? - Exactly. 119 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:22,564 So, good-bye, Cece. 120 00:04:22,648 --> 00:04:25,150 May some poor street urchin with a perfect 34-D 121 00:04:25,234 --> 00:04:26,994 enjoy the sports bra that you left in my car. 122 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,906 We got to tell Schmidt that Cece is in love with him. 123 00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:34,326 Right now, he is out there throwing away all of his Cece mementos, 124 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:36,370 acting like he's just going to move on. 125 00:04:36,453 --> 00:04:39,707 Jess, I cannot watch this when I know what I know. 126 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,458 - I know. - We got to tell him. 127 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:45,254 I promised her I wouldn't get involved. I always meddle. I've learned my lesson. 128 00:04:45,337 --> 00:04:47,339 She's trying to get Schmidt out of her system, 129 00:04:47,589 --> 00:04:48,924 and we have to support her, 130 00:04:49,008 --> 00:04:50,968 even if it means letting her climb a mountain 131 00:04:51,051 --> 00:04:52,636 with no prior knowledge or experience. 132 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,930 Yeah, but does she know that Schmidt and Fawn broke up? 133 00:04:55,014 --> 00:04:56,515 Is she getting our voice mails? 134 00:04:56,599 --> 00:04:58,350 I don't know. She hasn't called me back. 135 00:04:58,601 --> 00:05:00,978 Maybe there's no reception on the top of Mount Shasta. 136 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:02,688 We try again. 137 00:05:02,771 --> 00:05:04,898 - Hey, Cece, it's… - Hey, yo, Ceec, what up, fam? 138 00:05:04,982 --> 00:05:07,192 It's your girl Winston, aka Winnie the Bish, 139 00:05:07,276 --> 00:05:09,570 aka-ak-aka Brown Lightning. 140 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:12,114 Schmidt dropped Fawn like a bad habit, okay, 141 00:05:12,197 --> 00:05:13,741 so ain't nobody riding shotgun. 142 00:05:13,824 --> 00:05:15,826 So you better get on while the getting is good. 143 00:05:15,909 --> 00:05:17,161 You got it? 144 00:05:19,622 --> 00:05:21,832 I hate that you're so good at this. 145 00:05:21,915 --> 00:05:23,042 I was so nervous. 146 00:05:23,459 --> 00:05:24,752 Look at all this crap. 147 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:26,295 Look at this. 148 00:05:26,378 --> 00:05:27,796 "Associated Strategies." 149 00:05:28,255 --> 00:05:29,840 "Ass Strat." What a joke. 150 00:05:29,923 --> 00:05:32,760 More like "Butt Strat." This place is total butt. 151 00:05:32,843 --> 00:05:34,261 Hey, Jess, it's our sex mug. 152 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,388 - What? - What? 153 00:05:36,472 --> 00:05:37,723 Oh… Nothing. 154 00:05:37,806 --> 00:05:40,100 It's just a mug that Nick and I used for sex. 155 00:05:40,184 --> 00:05:42,186 - Ew! What? - Oh, gross. Like, in it? 156 00:05:42,436 --> 00:05:44,647 No. No, we used it when we were dating. 157 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:47,566 It was hard to find times to be intimate with everyone around, 158 00:05:47,650 --> 00:05:49,610 so we needed to come up with a code. 159 00:05:49,693 --> 00:05:51,737 Just a way to let each other know we were aroused 160 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:53,405 without arousing suspicion. 161 00:05:54,114 --> 00:05:55,574 That's wordplay. 162 00:05:56,158 --> 00:05:58,118 It's also a free writing lesson. 163 00:05:58,243 --> 00:06:00,996 When one of us left the mug on the entryway table… 164 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,390 "Ass" out meant it was time to… 165 00:06:02,414 --> 00:06:03,499 - Make love. - Bone. 166 00:06:04,249 --> 00:06:05,376 Yeah, make love. 167 00:06:05,459 --> 00:06:06,645 We're getting rid of this thing. 168 00:06:06,669 --> 00:06:08,730 Especially since you guys aren't using it anymore, right? 169 00:06:08,754 --> 00:06:10,339 - Right. - Wrong. 170 00:06:10,756 --> 00:06:13,217 I, Winston L'Andre Bishop, 171 00:06:13,801 --> 00:06:18,305 saw that very mug on this very hallway table 172 00:06:18,389 --> 00:06:19,723 just last week… 173 00:06:20,307 --> 00:06:22,476 "Ass" very out. 174 00:06:23,519 --> 00:06:24,770 Ooh… 175 00:06:24,853 --> 00:06:27,815 Winston, that mug hasn't seen any action in over a year. 176 00:06:27,898 --> 00:06:29,066 You're off your rocker. 177 00:06:29,149 --> 00:06:30,693 If I were off my rocker, 178 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:33,404 would I take a weekly selfie with my cat? 179 00:06:33,487 --> 00:06:34,571 Oh, Winston. 180 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:38,701 You see, just last week, I took this selfie with… 181 00:06:38,784 --> 00:06:39,785 Wait, not that one. 182 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:45,207 That's crazy. Not that one. I forgot I had this one. 183 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:50,421 This selfie, in front of that table. 184 00:06:50,504 --> 00:06:53,257 Sex mug. Question is, who put the mug out? 185 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:55,592 All right, let's not play the "who put the mug out" game. 186 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,011 We should be focusing on Coach. 187 00:06:57,094 --> 00:06:58,178 I saw you checking out. 188 00:06:58,262 --> 00:06:59,638 - Jess's butt last week. - No. 189 00:06:59,722 --> 00:07:01,324 Yes, she was wearing the "look at me" skirt. 190 00:07:01,348 --> 00:07:02,951 - All right, well, let's not try to… - My money's on Jess. 191 00:07:02,975 --> 00:07:04,727 - Wait. - She hasn't had sex since Ryan, 192 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:06,687 and desperate times call for Nick Miller. 193 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:08,564 Is the "look at me" skirt the green one? 194 00:07:08,647 --> 00:07:10,375 - Hey. Do not change the subject. - You are implicating yourself 195 00:07:10,399 --> 00:07:11,759 by changing the subject like that. 196 00:07:11,817 --> 00:07:14,320 Hey! I put the mug out. 197 00:07:14,403 --> 00:07:18,449 Okay? And, actually, nothing happened, and I regret nothing. 198 00:07:18,532 --> 00:07:20,200 Now, I'm going to my room, 199 00:07:20,284 --> 00:07:23,287 and I'm considering throwing out my sunglasses. 200 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:32,713 So long, old friend. 201 00:07:34,632 --> 00:07:36,717 Just doesn't feel right. 202 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:40,179 Welcome back, old friend. 203 00:07:40,262 --> 00:07:42,056 Hey. 204 00:07:43,182 --> 00:07:45,327 - Got a second? - Jess, we don't have to talk about it. 205 00:07:45,351 --> 00:07:48,270 Obviously, I was the one who put the mug out, 206 00:07:48,938 --> 00:07:51,523 so I wanted to thank you for covering for me. 207 00:07:51,607 --> 00:07:53,168 - No problem. - Obviously, we're broken up, 208 00:07:53,192 --> 00:07:55,569 and it was a moment of weakness. 209 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:57,255 I didn't even know you put it out. I didn't see it. 210 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:58,906 - Oh! - No harm, no foul. 211 00:07:58,989 --> 00:08:02,034 - Well… - We didn't bone. No bone, no phone home. 212 00:08:02,117 --> 00:08:04,244 - Great. So we're cool. - I'm cool if you're cool. 213 00:08:04,328 --> 00:08:07,581 Fanterstic. I'm going to knit a scarf for Coach. 214 00:08:07,665 --> 00:08:08,767 - I'm sure he'll love it. - Okay, bye. 215 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,501 - Thanks for the chat. - Sayonara. 216 00:08:12,962 --> 00:08:15,506 Hey, Nick, uh, do you want to know why I put the mug out? 217 00:08:15,589 --> 00:08:16,715 - We're cool! - We're cool. 218 00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:18,175 - Go knit that scarf. - Right. 219 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:36,819 Okay. 220 00:08:38,988 --> 00:08:40,990 No, no, no! Cece! 221 00:08:41,073 --> 00:08:42,950 I want it back! I want it back! 222 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:45,494 Pop, pop, little bubble! 223 00:08:46,662 --> 00:08:48,122 Let that sizzle speak. 224 00:08:48,205 --> 00:08:50,207 It's time to flip. Care to do the honors? 225 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:51,542 Ah, sure, man. That'd be cool. 226 00:08:53,711 --> 00:08:54,753 Rude. 227 00:08:54,837 --> 00:08:57,277 Winston, you're not gonna trick me into taking the stupid pan. 228 00:08:57,631 --> 00:08:59,341 It stays behind… That's the system! 229 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:00,759 Clean break. 230 00:09:00,843 --> 00:09:02,362 You know what, fine, Coach, don't take it with you. 231 00:09:02,386 --> 00:09:03,554 Leave everything behind. 232 00:09:03,637 --> 00:09:05,139 Try not to remember anyone. 233 00:09:05,222 --> 00:09:06,974 We are nonessential. 234 00:09:07,349 --> 00:09:08,642 Message received. 235 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,814 Nah, Coach, I don't think so. 236 00:09:14,273 --> 00:09:19,194 Because this crepe belongs in the belly of someone with a heart. 237 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,246 Damn it! 238 00:09:30,456 --> 00:09:31,582 Ouch! 239 00:09:37,463 --> 00:09:38,464 Why are you so secure? 240 00:09:38,547 --> 00:09:40,267 You're filled with things that nobody wants! 241 00:09:44,094 --> 00:09:45,346 Oh. Thank God. 242 00:09:46,221 --> 00:09:47,306 Hey, how are you? 243 00:09:47,389 --> 00:09:49,159 I dropped something in the bin, and I need it back. 244 00:09:49,183 --> 00:09:50,309 You Jewish? 245 00:09:58,442 --> 00:09:59,962 I just need a bo… I just need a box. 246 00:10:00,694 --> 00:10:02,112 I just can't part with you. 247 00:10:02,196 --> 00:10:04,490 - Okay, I'll tell you what happened. - You knit fast. 248 00:10:05,032 --> 00:10:07,660 Winston had fallen asleep polishing his candelabra. 249 00:10:08,077 --> 00:10:09,995 I had just opened a bottle of pink wine, 250 00:10:10,079 --> 00:10:11,719 - and then you showed up. Oh, hey. 251 00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:14,875 Just working out. Got to sweep the temple. 252 00:10:26,971 --> 00:10:28,472 Damn… 253 00:10:30,683 --> 00:10:32,476 So, see, it wasn't my fault. 254 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:34,478 In your defense, I've been working on my body, 255 00:10:34,561 --> 00:10:36,188 doing my burpees, and it shows. 256 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:49,660 I'm not gonna do that again. 257 00:10:50,327 --> 00:10:51,745 - Nick… - Warrior pose! 258 00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,542 Nick, is there anything that I do 259 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,670 that makes you think about putting the mug out? 260 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,301 No, I… I can't think of anything. 261 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:09,388 Right. 262 00:11:09,471 --> 00:11:11,351 It's just not the way that this old brain works. 263 00:11:11,432 --> 00:11:12,474 Clean break. 264 00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:15,144 Great. Clean break. I agree. 265 00:11:15,769 --> 00:11:17,855 Jess, hold on. Hey, hey… How is that… 266 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:19,773 Jess, wait! 267 00:11:23,235 --> 00:11:24,361 Yeah, I'm stuck. 268 00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:28,925 Well, we seem to be in a bit of a conundrum. 269 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,576 How do I know this is your box? 270 00:11:30,659 --> 00:11:32,745 Do you have any identification, "Cece"? 271 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:35,247 Cece's my ex-girlfriend. It's a box of her things. 272 00:11:35,331 --> 00:11:36,808 But I can tell you everything that's in there. 273 00:11:36,832 --> 00:11:39,668 There's some paintings, erotic writings, there's a brassiere. 274 00:11:39,752 --> 00:11:41,295 Why would you have her brassiere? 275 00:11:41,378 --> 00:11:42,897 Well, you know, she left it in my car, and I kept it. 276 00:11:42,921 --> 00:11:44,173 She never asked for it back? 277 00:11:44,798 --> 00:11:48,302 Okay, um, Wally, look, it's a box of memories. 278 00:11:48,844 --> 00:11:50,679 Memories that I'm not ready to let go of yet. 279 00:11:50,763 --> 00:11:52,043 Maybe if I could talk to Cece… 280 00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:53,977 Can't talk to Cece. Cece's on top of a mountain. 281 00:11:54,224 --> 00:11:57,353 Look, I know this is unusual, but I need that box back, Wally. 282 00:11:57,436 --> 00:12:00,076 I need it back more than anything else I've ever needed in my life. 283 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,191 Please. 284 00:12:03,359 --> 00:12:04,753 Does she know she's on the mountain, 285 00:12:04,777 --> 00:12:06,612 or is she being held there against her will? 286 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:07,839 Damn it, Wally, give me the box! 287 00:12:07,863 --> 00:12:09,490 No! No! 288 00:12:09,823 --> 00:12:11,450 No! No! 289 00:12:11,951 --> 00:12:13,285 Wally! 290 00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:15,871 Stop blowing the whistle! You're sexually safe! 291 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,251 Coach, is that a bigger bag? 292 00:12:22,419 --> 00:12:24,171 My old bag broke, so I got a wheelie. 293 00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:25,464 Same system. 294 00:12:25,547 --> 00:12:26,924 Still only essentials. 295 00:12:28,884 --> 00:12:30,219 Is there a pan in there? 296 00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:32,263 Nah. Nah, that's not a pan. 297 00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:35,349 That was just, uh, the sound of two track pants hitting together. 298 00:12:35,432 --> 00:12:38,185 You know, the buttons be like… Ting… Ti… 299 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:41,480 But, um… 300 00:12:42,273 --> 00:12:43,708 Yeah, since I got this new suitcase, 301 00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:45,526 I might as well take a few more things. 302 00:12:45,943 --> 00:12:47,861 Just to fill up space. Know what I mean? 303 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,363 Just to fill up space. 304 00:12:49,446 --> 00:12:50,698 Like, uh… 305 00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:53,993 Take these glass grapes. 306 00:12:56,453 --> 00:12:58,455 Just to fill up space. Not that I want them. 307 00:12:58,664 --> 00:13:01,959 - Of course not. - And this blanket. For cushioning. 308 00:13:03,544 --> 00:13:04,545 That smells nice, huh? 309 00:13:04,628 --> 00:13:05,796 For cushioning, dude. 310 00:13:07,339 --> 00:13:09,800 These mystery novels. Take these. 311 00:13:10,509 --> 00:13:12,177 Not 'cause they're Jess's, just because… 312 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:13,971 I'm an avid reader now. 313 00:13:14,847 --> 00:13:16,265 Stop smiling at me, man. 314 00:13:16,849 --> 00:13:18,225 I'm taking Nick's workout jams. 315 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,269 'Cause, uh… 316 00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:22,146 That one time I trained him, 317 00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:24,607 saw a lot of results. 318 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,900 I remember. He was so fat. 319 00:13:27,693 --> 00:13:28,944 And I'm taking this remote. 320 00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:31,780 Because you always hit the info button by mistake. 321 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,283 No, no, it's not by mistake, Coach. 322 00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:37,828 I like to know more about the cast and crew. 323 00:13:37,911 --> 00:13:40,497 Remote's gonna miss this TV so much. 324 00:13:41,582 --> 00:13:44,001 Our TV is gonna miss that remote. 325 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,423 Smells like all our fingers. 326 00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:59,433 - Hey, Jess. - Hey. 327 00:14:00,976 --> 00:14:02,561 Do you really think 328 00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:04,772 I haven't thought about putting this mug out? 329 00:14:05,564 --> 00:14:07,232 Oh, I don't know, Nick. You said it. 330 00:14:07,316 --> 00:14:08,943 What's past is past. Clean break. 331 00:14:09,026 --> 00:14:12,237 Think about my living conditions for the past year. 332 00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:15,324 I live across the hall from my beautiful ex-girlfriend. 333 00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,493 And your living conditions… 334 00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:19,857 You live across the hall from your beautiful ex-boyfriend. 335 00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:21,705 Two true beauties. 336 00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:24,166 - So you have thought about it. - I'm a man. 337 00:14:24,249 --> 00:14:26,085 - I am a human man. - Interesting. 338 00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:29,408 You're the one who's always getting out of that shower in that little towel, Jess. 339 00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:32,675 Or you're wearing your glitter or your pantyhose. 340 00:14:33,342 --> 00:14:35,469 They're driving me crazy! Okay? 341 00:14:35,552 --> 00:14:37,471 I know how hard it is to get those pantyhose up, 342 00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:39,532 and I just… I just sometimes want to rip 'em down. 343 00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:40,849 Just admit it, Miller! 344 00:14:40,975 --> 00:14:43,310 You're thinking about putting the mug down right now! 345 00:14:44,353 --> 00:14:47,314 No. Admit that you want me to be thinking about it. 346 00:14:47,398 --> 00:14:49,900 I don't want you to think about it, so stop thinking about it. 347 00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:51,628 Well, stop talking about it and then I'll stop thinking about it. 348 00:14:51,652 --> 00:14:54,029 - So, you are thinking about it? - Look, Jess! I'm not not 349 00:14:56,573 --> 00:14:57,825 thinking about it. 350 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,058 Hey, guys. Want to know what happened to me today? 351 00:15:05,082 --> 00:15:06,351 We're kind of in the middle of something… 352 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,376 Fine, I'll tell you. 353 00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:10,421 I spent $500 to get back a five dollar bill. 354 00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:11,755 Go ahead, call me a fool. 355 00:15:11,839 --> 00:15:13,400 You won't be the first person to call me that today. 356 00:15:13,424 --> 00:15:14,967 You're a fool! 357 00:15:16,051 --> 00:15:17,094 I need to move on. 358 00:15:17,761 --> 00:15:20,490 I'm never gonna get Cece back. And I know it's my fault that I lost her. 359 00:15:20,514 --> 00:15:23,726 - You lost her twice. You had her… - I know I lost her twice. 360 00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:25,787 - Why would you have to… - Then you got her, then you blew it. 361 00:15:25,811 --> 00:15:28,011 - Then you got her… - Who are you clarifying this for? 362 00:15:28,772 --> 00:15:30,858 Are you sure you know how Cece feels about you? 363 00:15:31,108 --> 00:15:34,528 Yeah, I mean, she said a thousand times that she only wants to be friends with me. 364 00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:35,613 Schmidt… 365 00:15:35,696 --> 00:15:37,496 Jess, Cece doesn't love me and she never will. 366 00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:38,949 So I think it's time to let go. 367 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,385 Nick, I want you to have this five dollars. 368 00:15:40,409 --> 00:15:41,410 What? 369 00:15:41,994 --> 00:15:44,163 Go buy yourself something special, like a burrito. 370 00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:45,372 I love burritos. 371 00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:50,252 - Oh, I have to tell you something, Schmidt! - I… But I can't tell you. 372 00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:51,837 So, I'll… 373 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,214 I'll tell you. Loophole! Nick… 374 00:15:55,341 --> 00:15:56,717 Cece's in love with Schmidt. 375 00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,219 What? 376 00:15:59,303 --> 00:16:01,180 Yeah. 377 00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:02,431 For real? 378 00:16:03,641 --> 00:16:05,601 - Well… - Also, Winston promised… 379 00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:07,037 - Why are we talking about Winston? - Winston… 380 00:16:07,061 --> 00:16:09,688 Cece loves me! Nick, we did it! I got to go! 381 00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:14,753 Can't wait for Cece to get back from her trip. 382 00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:17,571 I'm going after her. Coach… 383 00:16:20,658 --> 00:16:22,098 I used to wish that you were uglier. 384 00:16:23,577 --> 00:16:24,745 I don't wish that anymore. 385 00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:26,830 I only wish you the best. 386 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:29,500 Hey, you're the handsome one in the loft now. 387 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,919 Big responsibility, but I think you're ready. 388 00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:35,965 All right, you guys, I'm off. Off to climb a mountain. 389 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:39,677 I'll see you in autumn. Winter at the latest. 390 00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:40,963 - Good luck, Schmidt. - Yeah. 391 00:16:41,011 --> 00:16:42,554 - You go get her! - Okay. 392 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:43,847 Find that girl. 393 00:16:44,181 --> 00:16:45,683 - See you, Schmidt! - Bye! 394 00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:48,060 Cece! 395 00:16:49,812 --> 00:16:51,105 Cece. 396 00:16:54,817 --> 00:16:56,026 Hey, um… 397 00:16:56,819 --> 00:16:59,029 So, I was… I was on the top of this mountain, 398 00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:00,698 and I finally got cell reception 399 00:17:00,781 --> 00:17:02,741 and there were, like, 20 voice mails from… 400 00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:03,867 Are you in love with me? 401 00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:07,913 Because I'm in love with you. 402 00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:10,332 Deeply. 403 00:17:10,874 --> 00:17:12,686 But I assumed that you would never because I've… 404 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:14,169 I've messed this up so many times. 405 00:17:14,253 --> 00:17:15,814 And you've made it very clear that you just want to be friends 406 00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:17,881 with me and I value that friendship so much. 407 00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:22,052 So if I'm ruining it by doing any of this, please, please stop me! 408 00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:23,262 Schmidt. 409 00:17:29,476 --> 00:17:30,561 I'm in… 410 00:17:30,728 --> 00:17:31,895 I'm in love with you. 411 00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:35,733 Really? 412 00:17:36,525 --> 00:17:38,569 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 413 00:17:40,112 --> 00:17:42,312 Yeah, it's kind of stupid how much I'm in love with you. 414 00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:46,094 You should've seen how fast I came down that mountain. 415 00:17:46,118 --> 00:17:47,870 I mean, a lot of it was falling. 416 00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:49,747 Luckily, the ground just stopped me, but… 417 00:17:51,957 --> 00:17:53,250 You remember this? 418 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:56,187 Looks like it's finally just the two of us, huh? 419 00:17:56,211 --> 00:17:58,492 Oh, God, you're about to say something stupid, aren't you? 420 00:17:58,547 --> 00:17:59,715 Yeah. 421 00:18:00,507 --> 00:18:03,010 Girl, I'mma marry you. 422 00:18:03,636 --> 00:18:04,720 Jar. 423 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:08,682 I know this might seem crazy, uh, and 424 00:18:10,601 --> 00:18:12,521 probably a little bit impulsive, but it's not. 425 00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,189 Not for me. 426 00:18:16,106 --> 00:18:17,858 I've known since the minute that I met you. 427 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,112 Oh, my God. 428 00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:23,989 Cecelia Parikh… 429 00:18:24,073 --> 00:18:26,241 Oh, God, you're gonna say something stupid, aren't you? 430 00:18:27,576 --> 00:18:28,702 Girl, will you marry me? 431 00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:34,100 Would you please shut up? I can't hear the answer! 432 00:18:34,124 --> 00:18:35,209 Oh. Shh. Yeah. 433 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,586 Yes! Yes. 434 00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:40,965 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 435 00:18:42,299 --> 00:18:43,592 We're getting married! 436 00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:50,266 We did it! 437 00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:54,979 Go say bye. 438 00:18:58,816 --> 00:19:00,025 Uh… 439 00:19:03,153 --> 00:19:06,031 I love you guys and, uh… 440 00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:08,075 I'm gonna miss you. 441 00:19:09,368 --> 00:19:10,703 Especially you, Jebecca. 442 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:13,122 Aw. 443 00:19:13,622 --> 00:19:15,165 All right, man. 444 00:19:15,249 --> 00:19:16,750 - All right! - Aw. 445 00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:18,711 We're gonna miss you. 446 00:19:18,794 --> 00:19:19,795 Bye, buddy. 447 00:19:19,878 --> 00:19:21,088 Good-bye, Coach. 448 00:19:21,171 --> 00:19:22,756 - See you, man. - See you, Coach! 449 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,258 - Save the date! - Bye! 450 00:19:24,341 --> 00:19:25,342 Bye! 451 00:19:25,426 --> 00:19:27,011 - Bye! - Don't ever change, Coach. 452 00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:28,894 - See you at the wedding! - He's gonna change. 453 00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:30,764 - Later! - Bye! 454 00:19:30,848 --> 00:19:32,391 - See you, buddy! - See you! 455 00:19:34,768 --> 00:19:35,936 Adios. 456 00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:40,733 Nothing is as it has been. 457 00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:43,944 And I miss your face like hell 458 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,822 - I think it's time. - It's time. 459 00:19:47,114 --> 00:19:51,160 And I guess it's just as well. 460 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:53,621 Clean break? 461 00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:55,080 Clean break. 462 00:19:57,124 --> 00:19:59,668 Actually, do you mind talking with me for, like, ten minutes? 463 00:19:59,752 --> 00:20:00,895 Cece and Schmidt are in my room. 464 00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:02,129 Oh, sure. 465 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,506 Oh, Cece's crying. 466 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:06,175 - Aw. - Aw. 467 00:20:10,179 --> 00:20:13,059 I can't believe this is happening. It's everything that I've ever wanted. 468 00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:18,228 Okay, I know. Me, too. But we can't have sex if you keep crying. 469 00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:19,396 - I'm gonna stop. - Great. 470 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,606 - I'm gonna stop. - Great! 471 00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:21,958 'Cause I get it. It gets in the way. 472 00:20:21,982 --> 00:20:23,817 Right. All right. 473 00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:29,198 Been talking 'bout the way things change. 474 00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:31,408 Okay. I know. 475 00:20:35,287 --> 00:20:38,040 And my family lives. 476 00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:40,793 In a different state. 477 00:20:43,796 --> 00:20:46,590 And if you don't know what. 478 00:20:46,674 --> 00:20:48,175 To make of this. 479 00:20:49,385 --> 00:20:51,762 Then we will not. 480 00:20:51,971 --> 00:20:53,514 Relate. 481 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:59,353 So if you don't know what to make of this. 482 00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:04,316 Then we will not relate. 483 00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:10,797 Well, these people were about to throw away a perfectly good mug. 484 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:14,535 Full disclosure, it used to be a sex mug. But now it's a cat mug. 485 00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:19,164 Nothing wrong with us. 486 00:21:19,957 --> 00:21:24,670 Oh, rivers and roads, rivers and roads. 487 00:21:24,753 --> 00:21:28,674 Rivers till I reach you. 488 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:33,178 - Oh… - Rivers and roads. 489 00:21:33,262 --> 00:21:34,930 Rivers and roads. 490 00:21:35,514 --> 00:21:38,684 Rivers till I reach you