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- Hey.
- Hey, what can I get you?

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Can I get a beer and, uh, your number?

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- Actually, I'm…
- This woman is engaged.

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Her number belongs to God now.

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- Thank you.
- My bad, I didn't see a ring.

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I'm working on it.
That's something I'm working on.

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Can't just put any ring

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on the hand of the most
perfect woman in the world.

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Now shoo.

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Back to the mechanical shop
or wherever it is you work.

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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

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Okay, so you're doing it again.

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- I'm doing what?
- Ever since we got engaged,

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you've been acting insanely jealous.

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Look, all bartenders

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get hit on.

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It's just part of the job.

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Even Nick has groupies.

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- Are you free tonight?
- I am, yeah.

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- Me, too!
- Oh, hey, well, I really hope

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you find something to do.

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Nick is playing hard to get.

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What was wrong with her?

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I just wasn't feeling it.

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- What's "it"?
- It's obvious.

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It's, you know, it's…

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- Magic.
- What?

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Little bit of the magic thing,
little bit of the…

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- "Man stick"?
- I'm not saying "man stick."

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It's what I heard.

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- I'm saying "magic."
- Oh.

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I don't know, I just… I want magic.

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Is that so bad?

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I want the music to swell.

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I want the wind to blow.

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I want the clouds to part.

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- Yeah.
- Love! Magic!

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Something exciting!

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Why are you yelling?

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Because I am embarrassed!

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Don't be embarrassed, man.
I want magic, too.

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I want her to have a metal bra,

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and then I got a sword in
my hand, and guess what,

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we both wearing skirts.

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And we're riding on flying horses.

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That's more like dork magic.

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Okay, I don't want to upset you guys,

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but if you keep looking for magic,

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you're gonna be alone forever.

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Did you just say
you don't mean to upset us

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and then tell us
we're gonna end up alone?

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I actually don't care if I upset you.

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Yeah, 'cause that's really upsetting.

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You know, I got to… I got to say,

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I'm with Aly on this one.
She's making sense.

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Which is why she always
plays "smart cop"

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when we play "Smart Cop/Dumb Cop."

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Not a game we play.

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I'm super worried
you think we do, terrified.

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I feel like we're
playing it right now.

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Great "dumb cop," great "smart cop."

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You two need to get realistic.

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- You're not getting any younger, Nick.
- Wrong.

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I'm in the prime of my life.

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Watch me do my thing.

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Show her, dude. Get it!

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Show her what you got, Nick.

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See it? See it? Do you see it?

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Is it up?

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Can you see it?

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Winston, call an ambulance.

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I smushed every bone in my back.

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Looks like you got "old man back."

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- Welcome to the club.
- Looks like a cool club.

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Ugh, you hear that?

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Yeah, I'm sitting closer than you.

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Aly was right.

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We are getting older.

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Ugh, don't remind me.

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I don't want to be alone forever.

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Maybe it's time I start looking

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at my love life more realistically.

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- Hmm.
- I feel like one of those characters

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in the show Sax and the City
talking about this.

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Oh, no, you mean, um,
uh, Sex and the City.

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I'm talking about the one with
the four ladies in a jazz band.

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- That's not a show.
- Carrie, Miranda…

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- No.
- The other one and the older one.

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You're thinking of Sex and the City.

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They would never allow
that 'cause of the title.

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Anyway, man,
I'm with you, you know?

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I think we should be more realistic

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about who we're dating.

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We got to keep each
other from dreaming.

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- So if you see me dreaming…
- Pinch you.

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Well, don't pinch me,

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- but just let me know.
- Okay.

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- Let's make a deal.
- Let's make a deal.

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- I got your back, you got my back.
- Yeah.

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- It's time.
- It's time.

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Why did…

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Reagan Lucas to see Dr. Richards.

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I'm so sorry, Dr. Richards is…

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He's right behind that water cooler.

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Why don't I see any orders

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for Recombinex
from you this month, Don?

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- Well, um…
- What is this?

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Spectavir, Donny? Are you kidding me?

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Maybe we can talk when you've…

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When I've had a chance
to consult my physician

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about the possible side effects
of Spectavir?

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Side effects which include
dry mouth and diarrhea,

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wet mouth and constipation,
butt sneezing, hysterical deafness,

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unwelcomed night-running,
dusty semen…

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You know what, why don't I put
in an order for Recombinex?

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Ooh, great, but only if you want to.

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Anything else I can do for you?

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Not unless you can get me

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a hotel room downtown
for the next month.

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My company is putting me at the
Redbrick Lodge and Seafood Hut.

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- Ugh.
- My key is a fish.

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We have a room!
We have a room available.

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I overheard you, sorry.
We have a room.

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Uh, my name is Nick,
uh, Nicholas for long.

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Uh, my friend and I have

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a lovely room for rent
in our loft downtown.

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You see, our old roommate

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is on jury duty.

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Her name is Jess, Jessica.

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We had a little "will they/won't they."

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Then we did, and then we
fought a little bit too much.

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- We still have a really nice thing.
- Excuse me, ma'am.

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I am truly sorry for my friend here,

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but I am sure it is not realistic

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that you would want to rent
a place from total strangers.

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Normally, no, but I have
a lobster tank in my bedroom.

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- We have no lobsters.
- What is the rent like?

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What do you want it to be?
I don't care.

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- What?
- Cheap.

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- Amenities?
- Yeah, we got those.

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You got a rain shower?
I love a rain shower.

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Rain shower? Crazy enough,
we were installing one today.

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Well, you are weirdly
checking all of my boxes,

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so… I'll come take a look.

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Great, good.
The, uh, the address is

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right here on the form under my name.

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Great, I'll see you tonight.

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Good luck with your

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"smush pain that feels"

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"like everything came out
of the sandwich."

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Doesn't even hurt that much, actually.

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Nick, this is crazy.

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Come on, man.

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We agreed to not let each other

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do exactly this anymore.

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Do I have to get tough with you?

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Just admit it, you're jealous.

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Uh, I'm not. I simply want
a demographic breakdown

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of all the guys who hit on you.

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You know, jacked dudes,
swole dudes, yoked dudes.

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What in Megyn Kelly's
America are you doing, Nick?

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I'm installing a high-end shower.

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Nick's got a crush on a girl

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who is way out of his league.

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- Oh…
- Ooh…

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- Do you want a boom box?
- You gonna invite her to winter formal?

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When you're my age,
you don't form crushes anymore.

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I'm past that.

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I don't remember anything about her.

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I mean, what, does she have
brown hair, brown eyes, a nose?

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She had moxie, she ran the room,
she commanded it.

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She's here, she's here!

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All right, guys,
make your hair look good.

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Everybody, make your hair
look good, okay?

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Don't embarrass me.

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South-facing windows, a balcony,
stainless steel appliances,

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and I'm guessing
someone with extreme OCD

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that lives here to keep this place clean.

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Hello, I'm Schmidt.

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You were a large child.

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- That's incredible.
- Yes, I was obese.

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You look familiar.

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MTV Beach House, 2003.

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Oh, my God, Reagan?

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Cece, hi.

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- How are you?
- Oh, my God!

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I'm so happy to see you.

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You, too. You look incredible!

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Barely recognized you.

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Well, you've never seen me dry.

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Cece, you went
to the MTV Beach House?

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Did you get to announce
a video and then scream?

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- Actually, we both did.
- Yeah.

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And then we hooked up.

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Yeah, that's true, too.

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Is he okay?

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It sounds like there's
a dishwasher in his face.

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I know, it's just, uh…
he's just processing.

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What a turn of events,
the fact that you guys hooked up.

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You know, that was a big summer for me.

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Remember, I pierced my nose.

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- I know.
- I forgave my mom.

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I realized that I was bisexual.

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I mean, of course I went for you.

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I go nuts for big boobs.

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I'm a real melon-felon.

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Oh, trust me, I remember.

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- I think he's having a seizure.
- No, no.

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It's just that when he has
to process a lot of emotions,

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sometimes he likes to do Nick Cannon's
solo from Drumline.

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Maybe it's best if you continue
seeing the rest of the apartment

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and I will, uh, make some
snacks with Schmidt here.

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That's a great idea.
Reagan, I'll give you the tour.

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- Winston, you don't have to come.
- No, but I want to.

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- Oh, don't, you're too sweet.
- And I'm walking away.

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- You can stay.
- It would be my pleasure to come.

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I… literally nobody wants you to come.

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Right this way.

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- Hey. Can we talk?
- Hmm?

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One second.

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Yes, of course.

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Why? Did something of note happen?

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Someone I hooked up with once

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is potentially gonna live here.

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- Totally fine with it.
- Okay.

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As long as we both agree

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that open communication is the
key to a healthy relationship.

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Of course. Just one second.

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Be right back.

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So that's where
you'd put your, uh, body at night.

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Alone or with somebody. Up to you.

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- Ooh.
- Well, I like the room.

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- Great.
- I think I just want to get rid of

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the pillows, the yarn,

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the tote bags
and anything else that makes me

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feel racist against white people.

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That's everything Jess owns,
now, isn't it, Nick?

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Gone. It's all gone.

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We'll take care of it.

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Winston is the loft warrior.

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I'm kind of the rock of the group.

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Really?

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He's the rock of the group,

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and I'm sure Reagan would love
to see how the rock lives.

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Oh, my God,
it's worse than I thought.

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So this is my room.

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I love it, it's my safe place.

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This is where I write
my letters to editors.

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I'm a writer.

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It's where I also write checks
to poor people.

251
00:09:01,617 --> 00:09:03,160
Charity is so important to me.

252
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,913
Over there,
that's, of course, my bed.

253
00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:08,248
That's where I dream,
that's where I sleep,

254
00:09:08,332 --> 00:09:10,375
and with a lucky lady, I do sex.

255
00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:12,377
Do with her.

256
00:09:12,461 --> 00:09:14,129
This is where I do my exercises.

257
00:09:14,213 --> 00:09:15,214
I'm fascinated.

258
00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:16,423
What exercises do you do?

259
00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:18,759
Anything that involves the body, I do.

260
00:09:18,842 --> 00:09:21,553
I'm good, uh, as my coach says,

261
00:09:21,637 --> 00:09:23,180
horizontally and vertically.

262
00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,723
What does that even mean?

263
00:09:24,807 --> 00:09:26,183
Your life coach?

264
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,728
Uh, my trainer, my coach,
my leader, my guru.

265
00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:31,732
Is that a bowl of mashed
potatoes under your bed?

266
00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:33,524
May God help us if it's not.

267
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,192
Winston, isn't there anything else

268
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,110
you could be doing right now,
like, anything?

269
00:09:37,194 --> 00:09:39,154
Reagan, may I show
you the bathroom?

270
00:09:39,238 --> 00:09:41,365
Specifically, the shower?

271
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,717
- Shower's not finished.
- I'd love that.

272
00:09:42,741 --> 00:09:44,743
To the left.

273
00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,664
Was that installed by a child?

274
00:09:49,748 --> 00:09:51,208
Yes, it was.

275
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,836
Uh, from a Big Brother
program I initiated.

276
00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:55,271
- Let's make it rain for the woman.
- She doesn't need to see it,

277
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,463
she doesn't want to see it…

278
00:09:56,547 --> 00:09:57,548
That's rude of you. Rude.

279
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:58,966
Oh, look! Look at the…

280
00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:01,176
A little boy came in here and did it.

281
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,053
He's gonna get better with practice.

282
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,532
Well, I'm gonna need a working shower,
so maybe I should just…

283
00:10:05,556 --> 00:10:06,765
Don't leave, hold on.

284
00:10:06,849 --> 00:10:09,017
If you leave, the place could be rented.

285
00:10:09,101 --> 00:10:10,102
It's a hot property.

286
00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:11,436
There's a lot of applications.

287
00:10:11,562 --> 00:10:12,604
Who am I up against?

288
00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:14,606
A CEO of a major company
with computers.

289
00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:16,859
His name is Michael…

290
00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:18,235
Silvergold.

291
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,319
Michael Silvergold.

292
00:10:19,403 --> 00:10:20,529
What is his credit score?

293
00:10:20,612 --> 00:10:22,614
- Michael Silvergold?
- Mmm-hmm.

294
00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:24,658
- Twenty.
- Twenty?

295
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,202
- Five.
- Twenty-five.

296
00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:28,662
Thousand.

297
00:10:28,745 --> 00:10:30,914
Okay. Just fix the shower.

298
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,559
It needs to be in
the center of the ceiling

299
00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:33,943
and water needs to come out of it.

300
00:10:35,544 --> 00:10:36,712
You have a cat, don't you?

301
00:10:36,795 --> 00:10:38,589
- How'd you know?
- It's very obvious.

302
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:39,756
Uh…

303
00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,509
Ouch… shoot.

304
00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:45,053
Hold on, let me see.

305
00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:46,573
Okay. You know what?
Hold on a second.

306
00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,557
We have this new
heat-activated antiseptic gel.

307
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,641
You're gonna love it.

308
00:10:49,725 --> 00:10:51,518
Astronauts use it to masturbate.

309
00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,270
You are kind. You are brave.

310
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,438
You are a Maccabee.

311
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,148
You are Daddy's favorite boy.

312
00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:57,649
You are loved by a wonderful woman.

313
00:10:57,733 --> 00:10:58,775
Deep breath in…

314
00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:01,653
All heart, all action.

315
00:11:01,737 --> 00:11:04,114
Movement, direction, directive.

316
00:11:06,325 --> 00:11:07,701
Is it working?

317
00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:10,138
- Yeah, I feel it getting hot.
- Oh, that's because it has whale in it.

318
00:11:10,162 --> 00:11:12,164
- So weird.
- Yeah.

319
00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:13,749
You're really good at this.

320
00:11:13,832 --> 00:11:15,192
Thanks. Well, you have good hands.

321
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,376
No!

322
00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:17,711
Back off, Beach House!

323
00:11:17,795 --> 00:11:19,671
So you're totally fine, huh?

324
00:11:19,755 --> 00:11:21,733
Are you freaking out because
she hooked up with a woman?

325
00:11:21,757 --> 00:11:23,383
- That's so boring.
- Not at all.

326
00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:25,636
I completely appreciate
the fluidity of sexuality.

327
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,887
I'm basically a woman myself.

328
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:27,971
You're losing the thread.

329
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,681
I am freaking out, Reagan,

330
00:11:29,765 --> 00:11:31,159
because you're trying
to steal my fiancée.

331
00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:33,644
- No, I'm not.
- What are you talking about now?

332
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,687
Everybody knows that
there is a window of time

333
00:11:35,771 --> 00:11:37,415
before any wedding
where some amazing person

334
00:11:37,439 --> 00:11:39,691
comes out of the woodwork
and tries to steal a bride.

335
00:11:39,775 --> 00:11:41,568
It's the plot of every romantic comedy.

336
00:11:41,652 --> 00:11:43,362
I'm the Bridgette Wilson-Sampras here!

337
00:11:43,445 --> 00:11:44,488
- Who?
- I don't know.

338
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,782
Oh, I suppose you're both too "cool"

339
00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:48,534
to have seen The Wedding Planner!

340
00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:50,077
Well, I've seen it.

341
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,763
You know what? I didn't even
know that you were engaged.

342
00:11:51,787 --> 00:11:52,788
I didn't see a ring.

343
00:11:54,706 --> 00:11:56,250
I am working on it!

344
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,336
Now get out, and you…
you've crossed the line!

345
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,381
Here's the line and you've
crossed over it. Out!

346
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:03,674
No. Schmidt, enough.

347
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,884
She's staying, I'm leaving.

348
00:12:05,968 --> 00:12:07,886
You really don't trust me, do you?

349
00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,346
Just… Cece, please…

350
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,556
Darling, sit…

351
00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:12,599
That went well for you.

352
00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:15,853
I feel like I didn't handle
that situation correctly.

353
00:12:19,731 --> 00:12:21,316
Utilities are not included.

354
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,194
Just wanted to make sure that
didn't get lost in all of this.

355
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,119
Damn it.

356
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:33,596
Are you sucking on a block of cheese?

357
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,788
No.

358
00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:36,457
Oh, my God.

359
00:12:37,332 --> 00:12:38,333
Here.

360
00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:39,835
Take this free sample of antacids.

361
00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:40,998
Consider it a parting gift.

362
00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:42,629
I don't want this anyway.

363
00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:44,882
Some weird friend group… shenanigans.

364
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:45,966
I can't get involved.

365
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:47,676
You're a real lone wolf, huh?

366
00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:49,386
New day, new city?

367
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:50,804
A real lady Costner.

368
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:52,473
- I'm gonna take off.
- So, what?

369
00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:53,992
You just light fires and then walk away?

370
00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:55,076
I'm sorry, are you blaming me

371
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,286
for what happened with you and Cece?

372
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,537
Oh, no, no, no. I'm just saying that

373
00:12:57,561 --> 00:12:58,830
it's all your fault, that you caused it.

374
00:12:58,854 --> 00:13:00,294
- You're pathetic.
- You're pathetic.

375
00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:01,795
- You're pathetic.
- You're pathetic.

376
00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,001
- You're pathetic.
- You're pathetic, you're pathetic.

377
00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:04,151
I'm amazing.

378
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:05,360
Yeah? Well, then amaze me.

379
00:13:05,444 --> 00:13:06,820
Stay and fix this.

380
00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:09,490
What do you got?

381
00:13:13,786 --> 00:13:14,912
You can pick one thing.

382
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,789
Easy. Uterus-shaped stress toy.

383
00:13:16,872 --> 00:13:18,123
Not surprised.

384
00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:24,822
This is really helping, thank you.

385
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,174
- Can I also get the double-sided pen?
- No.

386
00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:28,592
Hey, about earlier.

387
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,636
I'm sorry that I basically

388
00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,304
let you drown in the shower.

389
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:35,432
And then called you a soggy little bitch.

390
00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:38,101
I don't know how to build
a rain shower, okay?

391
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,186
Help me!

392
00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:40,979
I want to help you!

393
00:13:41,063 --> 00:13:43,315
But I'm gonna get wet!

394
00:13:43,398 --> 00:13:45,400
It's too late for you!

395
00:13:45,484 --> 00:13:47,444
There's still time for me!

396
00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:50,072
I'm sorry I squirted you
with all that shampoo.

397
00:13:51,073 --> 00:13:52,741
It-it was supposed to be a metaphor,

398
00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:55,410
but I really just panicked,
to be honest with you.

399
00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:57,704
I was trying to be tough,
but it came off as mean.

400
00:13:57,788 --> 00:13:59,348
No, I appreciate you
looking out for me.

401
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,041
I've got no chance with Reagan.

402
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:04,795
She's hot and she's cool
and she's bisexual.

403
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,463
That means she likes men and women.

404
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:07,627
I know what bisexual means.

405
00:14:07,673 --> 00:14:08,713
I can't compete with that.

406
00:14:08,757 --> 00:14:10,917
That's too many people, Winston.
That's all the people!

407
00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:13,679
It's time to stop chasing

408
00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:15,222
the magic.

409
00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:16,890
Now I'm gonna ask out a girl

410
00:14:16,974 --> 00:14:19,810
who will not stop staring at me.

411
00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:25,274
But why do I feel so nervous?

412
00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:28,485
You know, I'll tell you why
you're nervous, my friend.

413
00:14:28,986 --> 00:14:30,362
It's because you're human.

414
00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,489
Because you're…

415
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:35,451
Where the hell is my cherry?

416
00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:38,745
If you are so jealous that
you want everyone else to know

417
00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:40,622
that Cece is engaged, hey, here's an idea,

418
00:14:40,706 --> 00:14:41,957
why don't you get her a ring?

419
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,351
Because I'm afraid
that whatever ring I get her

420
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,626
isn't gonna be good enough.

421
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:45,979
Are you worried that the ring
won't be good enough

422
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:47,337
or that you won't be good enough?

423
00:14:50,716 --> 00:14:51,967
Aren't you smart?

424
00:14:52,468 --> 00:14:54,108
Yeah, well, of course I am, I'm in sales.

425
00:14:54,136 --> 00:14:55,496
That's so funny. I'm in marketing.

426
00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:56,930
I don't care.

427
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:01,685
Look. Cece is definitely too good for you.

428
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,687
- I know.
- No, but seriously.

429
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,105
Like, she's way too good for you.

430
00:15:05,189 --> 00:15:06,273
No, I know that.

431
00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:08,692
Like, you should have
never had a shot.

432
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,462
- It doesn't make any sense.
- No, trust me.

433
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:12,488
I said, like, I've known this
the whole time.

434
00:15:12,571 --> 00:15:14,007
I understand quantum physics more than

435
00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:15,341
I understand how you
ended up with Cece.

436
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:17,367
Don't you understand
that this is the problem,

437
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,554
and I don't understand where
I got to where I am right now?

438
00:15:19,578 --> 00:15:21,014
- You're right, I'm sorry.
- And I'm all turned around.

439
00:15:21,038 --> 00:15:22,539
I'm sorry, let me try and fix it.

440
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,958
You have two choices.

441
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,561
You can either spend
the rest of your life

442
00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:30,005
terrified that somebody's gonna
swoop in and steal Cece away,

443
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:33,550
or you can just love her,

444
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,887
and thank the universe that she
loves you back for some reason.

445
00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:41,809
I know what I have to do.

446
00:15:41,892 --> 00:15:44,245
- Come on, we got to go find Cece.
- You got to go find Cece.

447
00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:45,469
You're in this now, too, baby.

448
00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:46,623
You're responsible for my marriage.

449
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:47,707
Don't you ever call me "baby" again.

450
00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:49,441
You want to make this about you, Reagan?

451
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:50,609
Your car, I'm driving.

452
00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:51,735
My car, I'm driving.

453
00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:52,820
Your car, I'm driving.

454
00:15:52,903 --> 00:15:53,946
My car, I'm driving.

455
00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:56,365
- Your car, you're driving!
- Exactly.

456
00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:57,783
I said the wrong thing.

457
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,910
Jen just agreed
to go out with me

458
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,913
- any time, any day, anywhere.
- How do you feel?

459
00:16:02,079 --> 00:16:03,997
Totally fine,
bordering on no feeling at all.

460
00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:06,375
Ah, yes, the sweet spot.

461
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:11,022
She seems really angry.
We… we should probably go.

462
00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:12,966
- Go!
- Okay, I thought you were giving me a hug.

463
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:16,426
Oh, hey, Schmidt.

464
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,678
Be careful, okay?

465
00:16:17,761 --> 00:16:19,681
There's a guy over there
that brought me flowers.

466
00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:22,641
I might realize that I'm in
love with him and run away.

467
00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:24,768
Does he come in here often?

468
00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:28,689
An unfortunate start.

469
00:16:29,106 --> 00:16:31,233
Look, I'm sorry for not
being open with you.

470
00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:34,361
The truth is, is I still can't believe

471
00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:36,071
that you're gonna marry me.

472
00:16:37,281 --> 00:16:40,325
You spent the summer of 2003
at the MTV Beach House.

473
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:42,995
I spent that same summer
watching Felicity on VHS

474
00:16:43,078 --> 00:16:46,540
and recording a fake radio show
where I reviewed snacks.

475
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,544
I love you.

476
00:16:51,712 --> 00:16:53,630
And I know you love me.

477
00:16:56,091 --> 00:16:57,551
And so…

478
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,522
I give you my trust.

479
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:13,192
You've always had it.

480
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,610
And I don't feel the need

481
00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:16,111
to show the world that I own you

482
00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:17,714
by putting some gaudy gem
on your hand.

483
00:17:17,738 --> 00:17:19,490
I love you.

484
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:22,701
Ha-ha!

485
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:26,246
But you are getting me a real ring.

486
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,874
You're gonna have a diamond
the size of a raisin.

487
00:17:28,957 --> 00:17:30,334
We can go tomorrow.

488
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,002
We'll pick it out together.

489
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,253
I did that.

490
00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,464
Hey, nice job.

491
00:17:35,547 --> 00:17:37,174
- Thank you.
- Let me get you a drink.

492
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:41,595
Hold on, why don't you take it easy,
smush pain, I got it.

493
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,765
I'd like to rest my heavy head.

494
00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:46,934
Tonight on a bed.

495
00:17:48,227 --> 00:17:49,853
Of California stars

496
00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:53,941
I'd like to lay my weary bones…

497
00:17:56,944 --> 00:18:00,864
I'd love to feel your hand touching mine.

498
00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:03,242
Tell me why

499
00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:06,036
I must keep working on.

500
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,038
Yes, I'd give my life.

501
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:10,958
To lay my head tonight on a bed…

502
00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:13,961
That is a perfect old-fashioned.

503
00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:16,755
I know.

504
00:18:22,094 --> 00:18:23,637
- Magic.
- Magic! That was magic.

505
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,472
Okay, you guys saw magic.

506
00:18:25,556 --> 00:18:27,641
I watched a hot girl pour herself a drink

507
00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:29,661
- and then leave without paying.
- Wait, she left?

508
00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:30,894
She's a robber.

509
00:18:30,978 --> 00:18:32,138
Nick has a crush on a robber.

510
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:34,773
How did she leave so fast?

511
00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:36,150
She's amazing.

512
00:18:37,025 --> 00:18:38,777
Guys, we got to go get her now.

513
00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:40,154
- Let's go.
- Cece, let's go!

514
00:18:40,237 --> 00:18:41,422
- Ah, son of a…
- Schmidt, I'm coming!

515
00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:42,906
- Let's get her! Come on!
- Let's go!

516
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,199
Uh, you coming?

517
00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:45,409
Oh, I would.

518
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,132
But I have to stay here and eat pretzels.

519
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:48,954
- Okay, I'll call you with an update.
- No.

520
00:18:49,037 --> 00:18:50,597
- I'll text you with an update.
- Don't.

521
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,710
Uh, ma'am, we're surprising her

522
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,229
because we want her
to move in with us.

523
00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:58,088
See, earlier I said, "Get out!"

524
00:18:58,172 --> 00:18:59,506
And she did.

525
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,675
Which was an embarrassing
mistake by me.

526
00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:03,719
I don't speak English.

527
00:19:03,802 --> 00:19:04,803
Oh, where are you from?

528
00:19:04,887 --> 00:19:06,889
Um, outside of Connecticut.

529
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,516
This is a good idea.

530
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,040
- Great idea.
- This is a great idea.

531
00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:12,478
I'm very excited.

532
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:19,943
We want you to move in with us!

533
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:22,946
9.9 miles…

534
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,424
- This just got creepy.
- Why did we do this?

535
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:26,848
I personally did it because I
thought the idea was cinematic.

536
00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:28,285
How loud is her music?

537
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,888
We just have to
get out of here quickly

538
00:19:29,953 --> 00:19:31,598
and quietly.
We can, we can go out the window.

539
00:19:31,622 --> 00:19:32,956
Nobody's going anywhere.

540
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,601
We're not leaving without her.
I got this.

541
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,227
- Oh, no, no, no. What are you doing?
- No, Nick.

542
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:37,252
- I got it.
- Nick, don't.

543
00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:38,879
- I got it. Shh.
- What are you doing?

544
00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:39,963
Nick.

545
00:19:42,257 --> 00:19:43,759
Get off me!

546
00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:45,469
- Aw!
- Ooh! Nick?

547
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,680
What are you doing here?

548
00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:50,974
Thank you for the swift kick
to the face.

549
00:19:51,058 --> 00:19:53,852
Perhaps you want to live in our place.

550
00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:56,188
Genuinely didn't rhyme on purpose.

551
00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:57,832
I think what he's trying
to say is, we want you

552
00:19:57,856 --> 00:19:59,209
- to come live with us.
- That's right.

553
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,484
I'm okay here.

554
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,295
I actually worked it out
so that I get to pick out

555
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:03,671
a lobster to eat
at the end of every week.

556
00:20:03,695 --> 00:20:04,780
It's a sick deal.

557
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:06,114
You know what's a sick deal?

558
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,826
Friendship.

559
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,536
That's an unacceptable segue.

560
00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:13,163
I actually like being a loner.

561
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,165
It means fewer people
break into my hotel room.

562
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:16,434
Okay, well, if you're such a loner,

563
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,085
then why did you help me with Cece?

564
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:19,711
I don't know.

565
00:20:19,795 --> 00:20:21,231
You could've left
when I kicked you out.

566
00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:22,565
You could've left when you caught me

567
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,691
beasting that hunk of cheese.

568
00:20:23,715 --> 00:20:24,800
That was disgusting.

569
00:20:24,883 --> 00:20:26,260
But you stayed.

570
00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:27,636
Now I'm not leaving.

571
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,014
And Cece's not leaving and Nick…

572
00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,458
Well, Nick physically can't leave.

573
00:20:33,475 --> 00:20:34,476
Winston's not leaving.

574
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,853
Hey, I'm Winston, by the way.

575
00:20:36,395 --> 00:20:39,022
None of us are leaving until
you agree to move in with us.

576
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,276
This is actually the kindest,

577
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:45,320
creepiest thing
that a group of people

578
00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:47,444
I've only known for four hours
has ever done for me.

579
00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:49,116
Ah, screw it.

580
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:51,827
- I'm gonna move in!
- Yes!

581
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,620
Okay, you're gonna hug?

582
00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:55,181
- We're gonna hug? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.

583
00:20:55,205 --> 00:20:56,975
- It's happening.
- I can't see what's going on,

584
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:58,625
after being kicked in the head.

585
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:01,545
But I'm picturing a very happy scene.

586
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:04,381
- Hey.
- Hi.

587
00:21:09,178 --> 00:21:10,471
Oh, no!

588
00:21:13,056 --> 00:21:14,141
Help me, Reagan!

589
00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:16,059
I don't know how to turn it off!

590
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:18,061
Oh, my…

591
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:19,980
The handle, it's too tight!

592
00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:21,231
Let's try it together.

593
00:21:21,315 --> 00:21:22,858
It's so wet. I can't…

594
00:21:22,941 --> 00:21:24,586
- I can't get a grip on it!
- No, is this, is this hot?

595
00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:26,236
- Hmm.
- Yeah, that's hot.

596
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,113
Aah, yeah, that's hot!

597
00:21:28,197 --> 00:21:29,257
Oh, God, it's too
wet and slippery!

598
00:21:29,281 --> 00:21:30,341
No, Reagan, just if you put your…

599
00:21:30,365 --> 00:21:32,201
- I'm gonna use my teeth!
- Yeah!

600
00:21:32,284 --> 00:21:34,161
- Okay.
- Oh, my God, oh!

601
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:35,245
Okay.

602
00:21:35,329 --> 00:21:36,914
The bathroom is flooding!

603
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,457
Help us, you idiot!

