1 00:00:03,196 --> 00:00:04,906 So your flight leaves tomorrow, so… 2 00:00:04,990 --> 00:00:06,759 Yes, if we're ever gonna have sex, we gotta do it right now. 3 00:00:06,783 --> 00:00:08,243 No, what I was actually gonna say 4 00:00:08,327 --> 00:00:09,554 is do you want to print your boarding pass at the airport 5 00:00:09,578 --> 00:00:10,805 and use their ink instead of ours, 6 00:00:10,829 --> 00:00:12,223 but I like that yours ended with sex. 7 00:00:12,247 --> 00:00:13,308 I said sex, but I meant meaningless sex. 8 00:00:13,332 --> 00:00:15,685 Oh, I heard that. That's what I heard. I heard meaningless sex. 9 00:00:15,709 --> 00:00:16,710 I'm gonna be in my room. 10 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:17,919 Yeah, I'm right behind you. 11 00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:19,188 Time-wise. I'm not pitching positions. 12 00:00:19,212 --> 00:00:20,547 Okay, great. 13 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:25,135 Holy… 14 00:00:26,261 --> 00:00:27,804 - Hi! - Oh, my God! 15 00:00:27,888 --> 00:00:29,181 I am so sorry. 16 00:00:29,264 --> 00:00:30,557 Nobody was here when I got home, 17 00:00:30,641 --> 00:00:32,893 and the bed just looked so good, I went full Goldilocks, 18 00:00:32,976 --> 00:00:35,604 and you must be Reagan! It's so good to meet you. 19 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,040 I put on my special underwear, because… 20 00:00:37,064 --> 00:00:38,649 - Nick! - Jess is back! 21 00:00:38,732 --> 00:00:41,610 And I made a promise to myself when you left 22 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,004 I'd be wearing these when you came back! 23 00:00:43,028 --> 00:00:44,988 - And I'm doing it. - Oh, my God! Thank you! 24 00:00:45,072 --> 00:00:46,740 I'm doing it. I'm doing it. 25 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,035 All right, great, I'm gonna get out of here. 26 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:52,120 - No, stay. - Nah! Nah! 27 00:00:56,249 --> 00:00:59,127 The LA County Courthouse gift shop is straight up bull. 28 00:00:59,211 --> 00:01:01,254 Can you believe I had to have these shirts made? 29 00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:02,381 Yeah, I can believe that. 30 00:01:02,464 --> 00:01:04,275 Where's Reagan? Probably putting on her shirt still. 31 00:01:04,299 --> 00:01:06,385 Yeah, Reagan's not exactly the matching T type. 32 00:01:06,468 --> 00:01:08,348 I… I feel like the moment has passed, don't you? 33 00:01:08,428 --> 00:01:09,656 - Yeah, I feel like it's so passed. - Mmm-hmm. 34 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,182 - Yeah. - That's the thing about moments, though. 35 00:01:12,265 --> 00:01:13,865 They come and they go. They're fleeting. 36 00:01:14,393 --> 00:01:15,644 That's a moment. 37 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:16,728 This is a moment. 38 00:01:16,812 --> 00:01:18,981 Which makes me believe that although 39 00:01:19,064 --> 00:01:20,691 that one passed, maybe it… 40 00:01:20,774 --> 00:01:23,610 It's also just, um, I'm leaving tomorrow. 41 00:01:23,694 --> 00:01:25,171 - Yeah. - So we don't want to make it complicated. 42 00:01:25,195 --> 00:01:26,381 I mean, right now we're just roommates 43 00:01:26,405 --> 00:01:28,031 that made out a couple of times. 44 00:01:28,115 --> 00:01:29,342 Well, I'm glad we talked this out. 45 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:30,885 Now your last day here won't be weird. 46 00:01:30,909 --> 00:01:32,244 Nothing about this conversation 47 00:01:32,327 --> 00:01:34,079 makes me believe that that is true. 48 00:01:35,497 --> 00:01:36,873 Yeah. 49 00:01:43,046 --> 00:01:44,339 Glad it's not gonna be weird. 50 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,758 Winston's weekly letters. 51 00:01:46,842 --> 00:01:49,386 90% redacted, but still full of news. 52 00:01:49,469 --> 00:01:51,346 "I'll leave you with my thoughts on the trial." 53 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:52,973 Big black line, big black line. 54 00:01:53,056 --> 00:01:54,850 - They redacted that stuff? - Big black line. 55 00:01:54,933 --> 00:01:56,643 "LOL." Big black line. 56 00:01:56,727 --> 00:01:59,438 "Gotta go, or I'll be late for my first dance class." 57 00:01:59,521 --> 00:02:01,124 You know, actually the dance class has become 58 00:02:01,148 --> 00:02:02,316 more of a dance gathering. 59 00:02:02,399 --> 00:02:04,002 You know what, maybe Schmidt and I will join you, 60 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:05,169 because the wedding is almost here, 61 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:07,070 and we have to work on our first dance. 62 00:02:07,154 --> 00:02:09,072 Come. I mean, you know, two more referrals 63 00:02:09,156 --> 00:02:11,116 and I get to have my birthday party there. 64 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,701 - Hey, Reagan. - Hello. 65 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:13,869 How was jury duty? 66 00:02:13,952 --> 00:02:16,246 Jury duty was quite simply the tops. 67 00:02:16,538 --> 00:02:19,541 Did I have a knack for it? I suppose. Was I elected foreman? 68 00:02:20,042 --> 00:02:21,043 Unanimously. 69 00:02:21,126 --> 00:02:24,046 Am I going on the news tomorrow to explain the verdict 70 00:02:24,129 --> 00:02:25,631 to laymen non-jurors? 71 00:02:25,714 --> 00:02:26,715 You know I am. 72 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,550 - Nice! - And yet, 73 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:31,219 I nearly threw it all away for love. 74 00:02:32,512 --> 00:02:35,390 His name was Juror 237B, 75 00:02:35,474 --> 00:02:38,143 and we made the courthouse our hothouse. 76 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:40,896 Blood splatters, mucous seeps. 77 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:43,082 But nothing could happen between us, 78 00:02:43,106 --> 00:02:45,525 because, as every American knows, personal contact 79 00:02:45,609 --> 00:02:47,819 through the exchange of personal information 80 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:51,490 between members of a sequestered jury is strictly forbidden. 81 00:02:51,573 --> 00:02:55,160 But I promised myself, once the trial had ended, 82 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,286 I would find him. 83 00:02:56,662 --> 00:02:58,121 Extra! Extra! 84 00:02:58,205 --> 00:03:01,041 "I'm gonna find that juror," vows Jessica Day! 85 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:03,502 Page two: It's war in the Pacific! 86 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,087 What? 87 00:03:06,296 --> 00:03:07,631 Schmidt… I… Schmidt! 88 00:03:07,714 --> 00:03:08,715 I need your help. 89 00:03:08,799 --> 00:03:10,509 This is Reagan's last day. 90 00:03:10,592 --> 00:03:11,872 I know it is, and you know what? 91 00:03:11,927 --> 00:03:13,804 Whatever embarrassments or failures 92 00:03:13,887 --> 00:03:15,305 the rest of your life may hold, 93 00:03:15,389 --> 00:03:16,515 no one can ever take away 94 00:03:16,598 --> 00:03:18,225 what you've accomplished this week. 95 00:03:18,308 --> 00:03:19,893 A goddess walked among us, 96 00:03:19,977 --> 00:03:22,521 - and you went to first base with her. - Several times. 97 00:03:22,604 --> 00:03:24,415 And I actually did a really good job kissing her. 98 00:03:24,439 --> 00:03:26,191 - But now I'm making it weird. - No. 99 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,609 Yeah, every time I open my mouth, 100 00:03:27,693 --> 00:03:30,070 I'm tarnishing my legacy a little bit. 101 00:03:30,153 --> 00:03:32,322 But I have a plan. I'm gonna shut up. 102 00:03:32,406 --> 00:03:33,407 Love it. 103 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:34,842 I'm not finished yet. There's more to my plan. 104 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,302 - Do you need more? - Yes, I need more. 105 00:03:36,326 --> 00:03:37,679 What more could there be? Just shut up. 106 00:03:37,703 --> 00:03:40,747 I'm going to shut up until we say good-bye. 107 00:03:40,831 --> 00:03:42,332 And then… 108 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:44,876 I'm gonna hit her with a Goosebumps Walkaway. 109 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,961 I don't know who he is. 110 00:03:46,044 --> 00:03:47,146 Is he an old-fashioned baseball player? 111 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:48,422 Goosebumps Walkaway is the line 112 00:03:48,505 --> 00:03:49,965 that the guy says to the girl 113 00:03:50,048 --> 00:03:52,801 in the movie that gives her goosebumps 114 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,678 and then he walks away forever. 115 00:03:54,761 --> 00:03:56,722 - It's that line that… - That haunts her. 116 00:03:56,805 --> 00:03:57,806 That consumes her. 117 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,975 That rings in her ear for all of eternity, 118 00:04:00,058 --> 00:04:01,184 granting you… 119 00:04:01,268 --> 00:04:03,186 Immortality. 120 00:04:03,353 --> 00:04:04,771 - You're damn right. - Immortality. 121 00:04:04,855 --> 00:04:06,148 Come here. I want to say 122 00:04:06,231 --> 00:04:07,858 good-bye to you. 123 00:04:07,941 --> 00:04:09,693 But it's not true. 124 00:04:09,818 --> 00:04:12,154 So… So bad-bye, Reagan. 125 00:04:12,654 --> 00:04:15,032 Bad… bye. 126 00:04:15,282 --> 00:04:16,366 Okay, that was terrible. 127 00:04:17,034 --> 00:04:18,660 Now, go write 20 more. 128 00:04:18,744 --> 00:04:20,829 Learn them, inhabit them, practice them, 129 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:21,997 and then throw those away. 130 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,267 Then write another 20 and submit them to me for my approval. 131 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:25,917 - Can bad-bye be one of them? - No. 132 00:04:26,001 --> 00:04:27,461 - So 40 new ones. - Yeah. 133 00:04:27,544 --> 00:04:29,379 That's too… that's excessive. 134 00:04:29,713 --> 00:04:31,590 So, what is your plan for finding this guy? 135 00:04:31,673 --> 00:04:35,510 I'm typing words I know about him into a computer. 136 00:04:37,054 --> 00:04:40,557 Handsome plus Los Angeles plus 237B 137 00:04:42,726 --> 00:04:44,144 is a dead end. 138 00:04:44,227 --> 00:04:46,205 Not if you're looking for Japanese adult film star. 139 00:04:46,229 --> 00:04:47,481 Handsome Los Angeles. 140 00:04:47,564 --> 00:04:49,232 Born in February of 1937? 141 00:04:49,316 --> 00:04:51,026 Handsome, tell me your secrets. 142 00:04:51,109 --> 00:04:52,653 Looks like you are figuring that out. 143 00:04:52,736 --> 00:04:55,072 So I'm gonna go anywhere else. 144 00:04:57,699 --> 00:04:58,700 Hey, Jess. 145 00:04:59,493 --> 00:05:00,494 - Hi. - Hey, Reagan. 146 00:05:00,577 --> 00:05:02,097 - Wow, you were in here. - I was, yeah. 147 00:05:02,162 --> 00:05:03,747 Anybody else back there? 148 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:05,082 If there was, I'd be terrified. 149 00:05:05,165 --> 00:05:06,166 It's a small space. 150 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:08,353 So you and Jess are just talking. 151 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:09,812 I can only imagine what you guys are talking about. 152 00:05:09,836 --> 00:05:11,838 - Well… - I can't stand it for another second. 153 00:05:11,922 --> 00:05:14,108 I have to address the 800-pound gorilla that's in this room. 154 00:05:14,132 --> 00:05:15,258 It's elephant in the room. 155 00:05:15,342 --> 00:05:17,344 800-pound gorilla is a different thing. 156 00:05:17,427 --> 00:05:18,905 Okay, I guess I have to address the 800-pound 157 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:20,198 elephant that's in the middle of the room. 158 00:05:20,222 --> 00:05:22,700 It's just elephant. The 800 pounds, that goes with the gorilla thing. 159 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:24,685 800 pounds is not a very big elephant. 160 00:05:24,768 --> 00:05:28,063 Jess! Reagan and I were romantic together. 161 00:05:28,146 --> 00:05:29,147 Ooh. 162 00:05:29,231 --> 00:05:30,399 I didn't know that. 163 00:05:30,482 --> 00:05:33,235 Which means I've been romantic with both of you. 164 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:34,650 - Cool. - And it's not just 165 00:05:34,695 --> 00:05:36,071 because you have brown hair 166 00:05:36,154 --> 00:05:37,823 and you've shared this room. 167 00:05:38,198 --> 00:05:40,909 But because you're great, top-shelf ladies. 168 00:05:40,993 --> 00:05:43,346 And I had the opportunity, and so I reached in the cookie jar, 169 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:46,290 and I grabbed a chocolate chip and an oatmeal. 170 00:05:46,373 --> 00:05:47,533 And I'm not saying who's who. 171 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:49,293 I've gotten off-track. 172 00:05:49,376 --> 00:05:51,878 Your worlds must be turned absolutely upside down. 173 00:05:51,962 --> 00:05:53,755 This must be devastating, as it is to me. 174 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:57,092 We're all feeling emotions we couldn't even begin to discuss. 175 00:05:57,175 --> 00:05:59,136 A lot of us are having bad anxiety, 176 00:05:59,219 --> 00:06:00,697 and our legs are feeling weird and tingly. 177 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:01,847 I think we're fine with it. 178 00:06:03,098 --> 00:06:04,224 I think it's great. 179 00:06:04,891 --> 00:06:07,561 I'm really glad I came in here and, uh, talked about this. 180 00:06:08,061 --> 00:06:10,147 I feel like we've gotten a lot of… Great. 181 00:06:11,773 --> 00:06:13,650 - Mmm-hmm. - Well… 182 00:06:14,735 --> 00:06:16,486 Winston! 183 00:06:16,737 --> 00:06:18,673 - I didn't hear Winston. - He just screamed my name. 184 00:06:18,697 --> 00:06:20,073 He needs help. 185 00:06:20,157 --> 00:06:21,742 All right, I'm coming to save you. 186 00:06:22,242 --> 00:06:24,328 That's the most embarrassed I've ever been 187 00:06:24,411 --> 00:06:26,413 for anyone not doing improv. 188 00:06:26,496 --> 00:06:27,831 He's being so weird. 189 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:30,184 I gotta get out of here for the day. 190 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:32,186 Well, how would you like to drive around Los Angeles 191 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:33,670 and look for a juror? 192 00:06:35,255 --> 00:06:37,299 Thank you for being Reagan. 193 00:06:37,924 --> 00:06:38,925 Travel to the car. 194 00:06:39,009 --> 00:06:40,385 And find a juror. 195 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:43,847 Your heart is true but you're not walking fast enough. 196 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:48,602 You and Nick, tell me everything. 197 00:06:48,685 --> 00:06:49,686 The power went out. 198 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:50,810 We went into the basement. 199 00:06:50,854 --> 00:06:52,606 There were rats, he passed out, we kissed. 200 00:06:52,773 --> 00:06:53,774 Oh, my God. 201 00:06:53,857 --> 00:06:54,858 And you like him. 202 00:06:54,941 --> 00:06:56,735 No. No, I don't. 203 00:06:56,818 --> 00:06:58,018 We just hooked up a few times. 204 00:06:58,070 --> 00:06:59,363 Let's focus on you. 205 00:06:59,446 --> 00:07:00,486 Here's a courtroom sketch. 206 00:07:01,281 --> 00:07:03,408 Yep, there he is, 237B. 207 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:04,534 God, he can dress. 208 00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:05,845 But we're gonna need more than that. 209 00:07:05,869 --> 00:07:08,121 We need something distinctive, so did he have like a… 210 00:07:08,205 --> 00:07:10,040 He walked with a limp or he had a hook hand 211 00:07:10,123 --> 00:07:11,541 or a neck tattoo, anything? 212 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:12,793 No. 213 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:14,419 He was perfect. 214 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:15,504 We all were. 215 00:07:17,464 --> 00:07:19,174 Except for the guy sitting next to him, 216 00:07:19,257 --> 00:07:21,051 9C… Ugh. 217 00:07:21,134 --> 00:07:22,678 What was wrong with him? 218 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:25,973 He never got why Bunt v. Che was a relevant precedent. 219 00:07:26,431 --> 00:07:28,558 Also he wheezed… a lot. 220 00:07:28,642 --> 00:07:30,811 - Like the door of a haunted house. - He has asthma. 221 00:07:30,894 --> 00:07:32,104 We can find that guy 222 00:07:32,187 --> 00:07:34,272 and see if he knows anything. 223 00:07:35,023 --> 00:07:36,823 I used to peddle inhalers. What color was his? 224 00:07:37,234 --> 00:07:40,112 Oh, uh… Red. Like the door of a haunted house! 225 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,531 Sorry. The only group excursion 226 00:07:42,614 --> 00:07:43,991 we took was to a haunted house. 227 00:07:44,074 --> 00:07:45,343 By the way, if you like haunted houses 228 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:47,011 but hate lines, January's a great time to go… 229 00:07:47,035 --> 00:07:49,246 Dr. Foley? Reagan Lucas. 230 00:07:49,329 --> 00:07:50,974 I was just calling to ask you if you were still 231 00:07:50,998 --> 00:07:52,582 handing out samples of Ciliabreez? 232 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:55,419 - Six months after the recall? - Oh, dang. 233 00:07:55,502 --> 00:07:56,503 Jim? 234 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:57,587 Nothing more bad-ass 235 00:07:57,671 --> 00:07:59,271 than calling a doctor by his first name. 236 00:07:59,298 --> 00:08:00,465 Sorry. 237 00:08:00,841 --> 00:08:02,676 All I need from you is the name of a patient. 238 00:08:05,929 --> 00:08:08,682 What is this, Winston? Who are all these unusual people? 239 00:08:09,349 --> 00:08:10,392 Where's the instructor? 240 00:08:10,475 --> 00:08:13,812 It is a gathering, not a class. I've told you that before. 241 00:08:13,895 --> 00:08:14,896 Listen, it's fun. 242 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:17,399 That's not dancing. None of these people are dancing. 243 00:08:17,482 --> 00:08:20,736 Dancing is about precision and domination and sweat. 244 00:08:20,861 --> 00:08:23,030 Check out my ass. Check out my ass! 245 00:08:23,155 --> 00:08:25,616 My butt is alive! 246 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,681 We're not gonna learn our first dance here. 247 00:08:31,705 --> 00:08:33,683 I'm gonna call my Beijing Opening Ceremonies contact. 248 00:08:33,707 --> 00:08:34,892 - He's fantastic. - No, no, no. 249 00:08:34,916 --> 00:08:37,002 Look, I always imagined that our first dance 250 00:08:37,085 --> 00:08:39,254 would just be you and me having the time of our lives. 251 00:08:39,338 --> 00:08:41,465 - Very choreographed time of our lives. - No. 252 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:44,551 Having fun. That's how I want to start our lives together. 253 00:08:44,635 --> 00:08:46,762 Can you please just try? Please? 254 00:08:46,845 --> 00:08:48,472 Yeah, I'll… I'll try. 255 00:08:48,555 --> 00:08:49,931 Just listen to the music. 256 00:08:50,641 --> 00:08:52,309 - Let it build. - Let it build. 257 00:08:52,392 --> 00:08:54,978 Got to let it wash over you… Oh, there's the wave! 258 00:08:55,062 --> 00:08:56,497 Let it wash over me on the three count? 259 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:58,732 Yes! I think so. 260 00:08:59,107 --> 00:09:01,568 It's happening. It's happening. 261 00:09:01,652 --> 00:09:04,071 Well, just teach me the steps and I'd be happy to join in. 262 00:09:04,154 --> 00:09:06,323 There are no steps. 263 00:09:06,782 --> 00:09:09,576 What dance are you guys doing? Because it is not Humpty's! 264 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,663 This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name… 265 00:09:12,746 --> 00:09:14,831 This is his dance, y'all! 266 00:09:14,915 --> 00:09:16,541 And Humpty Hump is his name! 267 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,835 During Cece's first wedding, 268 00:09:18,919 --> 00:09:20,921 Nick and I went into a duct 269 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:22,798 to catch a badger that Winston had released. 270 00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:23,966 - Naturally. - It was crazy! 271 00:09:24,049 --> 00:09:25,050 It was chaotic! 272 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:27,094 It was largely Nick's fault. 273 00:09:28,553 --> 00:09:31,598 But then I realized he's the only person I'd ever go into a duct with. 274 00:09:35,143 --> 00:09:36,436 Nick kind of sneaks up on you. 275 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,938 You think he's one thing… 276 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,690 And then… 277 00:09:45,529 --> 00:09:46,780 Yeah, Nick is great. 278 00:09:46,905 --> 00:09:49,825 But I'm leaving and we're both cool about that so… 279 00:09:49,908 --> 00:09:52,411 Oh, right, you're both totally cool about it. 280 00:09:52,703 --> 00:09:54,543 Goosebumps Walka… Okay, okay, just think… Okay. 281 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:56,790 Oh, wait, Reagan, before you go! 282 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:01,837 "Wherever the fridge of life takes you…" 283 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,047 You came in, I liked you, then you left! 284 00:10:04,798 --> 00:10:05,799 What, what is that… 285 00:10:06,341 --> 00:10:08,593 Stop thinking… 286 00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,262 That this is good-bye. 287 00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:12,973 And start knowing it as… 288 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:15,559 Bye… 289 00:10:15,642 --> 00:10:16,810 Bye. 290 00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:20,188 Pretend I didn't do the "byes." 291 00:10:20,397 --> 00:10:22,542 So, Dr. Foley says our guy spends all of his time here. 292 00:10:22,566 --> 00:10:25,319 With all this grass, no wonder his asthma is bad. 293 00:10:26,361 --> 00:10:27,362 Oh, hey! 294 00:10:27,446 --> 00:10:28,614 There he is! 295 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:29,698 Hey, 9C! 296 00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:32,576 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no! 297 00:10:33,076 --> 00:10:34,745 You do not run my life anymore. Good-bye! 298 00:10:34,828 --> 00:10:36,246 Is that adult man afraid of you? 299 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:38,540 I take a bathroom break when I want to! 300 00:10:38,624 --> 00:10:40,167 I cracked skulls as foreman. 301 00:10:40,584 --> 00:10:41,793 Whoa, whoa. 302 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:45,756 "Men only"? It's 2016! 303 00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:47,382 Clearly, I make the rules. 304 00:10:47,466 --> 00:10:49,259 That's why my office is a hut. 305 00:10:50,886 --> 00:10:52,387 Fine, we'll get a man. 306 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:54,222 So, Winston didn't answer. 307 00:10:54,306 --> 00:10:55,825 Schmidt said, "They're desecrating the Time Warp. 308 00:10:55,849 --> 00:10:57,309 "Desecrating it!" And he hung up. 309 00:10:57,392 --> 00:10:58,560 But I got a hold of Nick. 310 00:10:58,644 --> 00:10:59,978 He said that he's super busy, 311 00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:01,855 which means he's naked and doodling. 312 00:11:01,938 --> 00:11:03,833 But he said he'd make time for us, which is good. 313 00:11:03,857 --> 00:11:05,525 - Wait, sorry, so Nick is coming? - Yeah. 314 00:11:05,609 --> 00:11:07,444 No, just call him and tell him not to come. 315 00:11:07,903 --> 00:11:09,529 - I thought you were cool. - I am cool. 316 00:11:09,613 --> 00:11:11,406 You don't really seem cool. 317 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:13,426 It's just that when I see him, it's a, it's weird… 318 00:11:13,450 --> 00:11:14,677 - Mmm-hmm. - 'Cause I'm… I'm leaving 319 00:11:14,701 --> 00:11:15,911 and it's… it's complicated. 320 00:11:15,994 --> 00:11:18,372 - I just… I don't really know how to… - Right. Right. 321 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,540 God, I'm crazy about him! 322 00:11:20,624 --> 00:11:23,001 Yes! I knew it! I knew it. 323 00:11:23,085 --> 00:11:24,354 Okay, yes. That's enough. You're right. 324 00:11:24,378 --> 00:11:25,712 You know what happens now. 325 00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:26,797 I don't want to hug you. 326 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,298 You know what happens now! 327 00:11:28,382 --> 00:11:30,133 - I'm not hugging you. - Yeah, you are. 328 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,385 I'm not hugging you. 329 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,933 You know the juror's name? 330 00:11:38,016 --> 00:11:39,685 I think it was 237B. 331 00:11:39,768 --> 00:11:40,995 - What's that guy's name, yeah? - Oh, yeah, no. 332 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:42,562 - I really can't. It's like… - Nah… 333 00:11:42,646 --> 00:11:44,356 I like that guy, really? 334 00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:46,358 - What's the name of the juror? - No! 335 00:11:46,441 --> 00:11:48,944 Calls hand sanitizer "ham sanitizer." 336 00:11:49,027 --> 00:11:50,129 Tell me the name and I'll give you the hat! 337 00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:53,198 - Quit it! Quit it! - He calls DNA "D and A." 338 00:11:53,365 --> 00:11:55,534 - You want grass stain on this white hat? - Please no. 339 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:56,618 But he kisses you like 340 00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:58,829 a coal miner greeting his wife. 341 00:11:58,912 --> 00:12:01,164 After a day in the caves. 342 00:12:01,707 --> 00:12:03,166 Do they go into caves? 343 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,419 - 237B is Gary Garcia! - Gary? 344 00:12:05,502 --> 00:12:06,729 - I'm not jumping this! Let's go! - You get back here! 345 00:12:06,753 --> 00:12:08,171 Gary Garcia! 346 00:12:09,548 --> 00:12:12,676 Look at her out there. Treating the laws of music 347 00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:14,720 as mere suggestions of music. 348 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,513 Must be frightening to love a daredevil. 349 00:12:16,972 --> 00:12:18,557 What happened to you? 350 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,766 Growing up a husky boy, 351 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:21,560 I learned that I had no margin for error. 352 00:12:27,024 --> 00:12:28,692 Hey, fatty, it's called The Hustle. 353 00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:32,988 The slightest mistake meant ridicule, 354 00:12:33,071 --> 00:12:34,831 so I had to learn to do everything perfectly. 355 00:12:35,616 --> 00:12:38,744 I learned to dance a dance the way that it was meant to be danced. 356 00:12:39,494 --> 00:12:40,614 And until I learned to dance 357 00:12:40,662 --> 00:12:43,290 that dance perfectly, I would never dance that dance. 358 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:48,545 And then, exactly 364 days later… 359 00:12:48,629 --> 00:12:50,464 Do the Hustle! 360 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,674 - Do the Hustle… Sock it, man! 361 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,760 Go! 362 00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:59,222 Whoa! 363 00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:01,099 No complaints here, fatty. 364 00:13:01,183 --> 00:13:02,809 No complaints. 365 00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,621 Let me ask you a question about this mean kid 366 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:07,272 at the talent show. Was he a child emperor? 367 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,441 No, he was as poor and trashy as they come. 368 00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:11,902 So he had no power over you then or now. 369 00:13:11,985 --> 00:13:13,362 Schmidt… 370 00:13:13,445 --> 00:13:16,198 You gotta stop letting childish ridicule dictate your actions. 371 00:13:16,323 --> 00:13:18,867 Oh, yeah, well, your smelly butt looks dumb in those pants. 372 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:21,846 - Hello? - Winston, I need you 373 00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,580 to run a name through the system. 374 00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:25,123 That's a real thing, right? 375 00:13:25,374 --> 00:13:26,917 Yeah, nice vest! 376 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,127 Hey, look, Bishop altered his uniform again. 377 00:13:30,629 --> 00:13:32,965 Poor guy. It's a bloodbath. 378 00:13:33,048 --> 00:13:34,651 He'll live. Come here, come here, come here. 379 00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:35,968 Come here! 380 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:37,386 So, here's my plan. 381 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:38,655 I knock on Reagan's door and the moment 382 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,222 before she says good-bye, 383 00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:42,474 I give her the Goosebumps Walkaway of your choosing, 384 00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:43,558 and then I walk away. 385 00:13:43,642 --> 00:13:45,402 - What direction? What direction? - Do I, uh… 386 00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:46,746 Do you go left, right or backwards? 387 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,730 - Left… Uh, left! - Nick. 388 00:13:49,398 --> 00:13:50,440 Uh, right, right. 389 00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:52,001 - Backwards. - Left is a great choice. 390 00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:53,211 'Cause that's what I started with. 391 00:13:53,235 --> 00:13:54,545 - Left is a great choice. - Thank you, man. 392 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:55,880 That's… that was my instinct, left. 393 00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:57,364 And I would read that one. 394 00:13:58,865 --> 00:14:00,659 That's 'cause this is a perfect one. 395 00:14:00,993 --> 00:14:02,345 When are you gonna tell him how you feel? 396 00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:04,079 Never. I'm still leaving. 397 00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:05,723 What would be the point of telling him how I feel 398 00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:07,499 when nothing could possibly come from it? 399 00:14:07,582 --> 00:14:08,667 So… 400 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,003 There are 28 guys named Gary Garcia. 401 00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:12,838 - Great, I can do that. - That's not bad. 402 00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,715 On that piece of paper. 403 00:14:14,798 --> 00:14:17,079 Nine hundred and thirty-one in the system, still printing. 404 00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:22,949 Are you sure that Gary didn't have 405 00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:24,683 something distinctive about him? 406 00:14:24,891 --> 00:14:27,019 Just a smile big and wide, 407 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:29,771 like the door of a haunted house. 408 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:34,443 Boy, was I wrong. Gary Garcia. 409 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,738 In my mind, he was Lawrence from Torrance. 410 00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:40,157 In your wildest fantasies, he lives in Torrance? 411 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,993 Lawrence from Torrance, not Lawrence of Torrance. 412 00:14:43,118 --> 00:14:44,453 He was born in Torrance, 413 00:14:44,536 --> 00:14:45,787 but now he lives in Brentwood. 414 00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:47,914 Lawrence of Brentwood. 415 00:14:48,498 --> 00:14:50,685 Kind of sounds like the sponsor at the end of a game show. 416 00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:53,229 Yeah. "Pat Sajak's wardrobe furnished by Lawrence of Brentwood." 417 00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:54,296 Yeah. 418 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,714 See, this is why you should tell Nick how you feel. 419 00:14:58,717 --> 00:15:00,218 Even if nothing comes of it. 420 00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:02,405 So you won't end up like me. 421 00:15:02,429 --> 00:15:03,930 I never told Gary how I feel, 422 00:15:04,014 --> 00:15:05,349 and now I never can. 423 00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:07,726 You can, and you should. 424 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,979 Don't let Miller become your Garcia. 425 00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:16,526 Hi, Nick. 426 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,590 I want to say something to you before we say good-bye. 427 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:24,534 Ew. 428 00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:26,745 Sayonara, Sammy. 429 00:15:27,329 --> 00:15:28,872 Sayonara. 430 00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:30,123 What? 431 00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:37,923 That's the shower. 432 00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,091 I know it is. 433 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,098 Hello and good morning. Hello and good morning. 434 00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:47,849 - You okay? - It's not so bad 435 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,253 if I don't think about the trial. 436 00:15:49,309 --> 00:15:51,353 Trial, trial, trial, trial… 437 00:15:53,063 --> 00:15:54,564 Hello and good morning! 438 00:15:54,648 --> 00:15:56,817 Today, more on that trial 439 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,336 that's been captivating Los Angeles. 440 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,154 Joining us is the trial's foreman. Thank you for being here, ma'am. 441 00:16:01,238 --> 00:16:02,438 Thank you for having me, Alan, 442 00:16:02,489 --> 00:16:03,532 I'm a big fan. 443 00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:05,325 Also with us, via satellite, 444 00:16:05,409 --> 00:16:06,910 is another member of the jury. 445 00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:11,206 - No way it's him! - Whoa… 446 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,582 What are the odds? 447 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:13,875 Well, exactly one in 11, Nick. 448 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:15,252 Juror… 449 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:19,006 Please, please, oh, my God, please. 450 00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:20,424 …237B. 451 00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:22,509 Nice. 452 00:16:22,634 --> 00:16:23,635 Welcome, sir. 453 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,220 It's good to be with you, Alan. 454 00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:27,764 - Let's start… Gary! Gary, it's me! 455 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,016 - Gary! - Madam Foreman? 456 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:30,434 Is that you? 457 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,936 Yes! I'm Jess and I like you! 458 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,813 I'm Gary and I like you, too. 459 00:16:35,188 --> 00:16:36,189 There it is! 460 00:16:37,649 --> 00:16:39,294 Man, they sound like Cookie Monster's parents. 461 00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:40,598 How do I get in touch with you? 462 00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:41,820 It's gargar… 463 00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:44,865 It's G-A-R-G-A-R, like Gary with no "Y" s, 464 00:16:44,948 --> 00:16:46,926 - twice, no spaces… - Someone get me a freakin' pen! 465 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:49,453 …@historicbrentwood.info. 466 00:16:49,661 --> 00:16:50,996 Oh, my God. 467 00:16:51,371 --> 00:16:52,491 Wait! Did you say Brentwood? 468 00:16:52,539 --> 00:16:54,791 Historicbrentwood.info. 469 00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:56,835 Gary of Brentwood. 470 00:16:57,044 --> 00:16:58,045 Gary of Brentwood… 471 00:16:58,128 --> 00:16:59,254 Gary of Brentwood. 472 00:16:59,338 --> 00:17:01,006 Gary of Brentwood. 473 00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:03,675 "J" as in Jack, "D" as in dog… 474 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:04,760 Should she be giving out 475 00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:06,803 her personal information on TV? I mean 476 00:17:06,887 --> 00:17:08,221 at. 477 00:17:08,305 --> 00:17:09,681 Verdicts get appealed. 478 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:11,099 And killers go free. 479 00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:12,851 Eh, hard to be killed over e-mail. 480 00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:15,354 …and I live at 310 Traction Avenue, 481 00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:16,956 - apartment 4D. - Easy to be killed in your home. 482 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,020 You know where to find me! 483 00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:19,149 I need to see you now! 484 00:17:19,232 --> 00:17:20,901 Okay, I know exactly where to go. 485 00:17:20,984 --> 00:17:22,861 Stay tuned for your eight-day forecast 486 00:17:22,945 --> 00:17:24,738 with Crispin Saint Chang. 487 00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:29,284 Jess did it right. 488 00:17:29,368 --> 00:17:31,286 She said something real. 489 00:17:32,412 --> 00:17:34,081 And I said "Sayonara, Sammy." 490 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,668 Who the hell is Sammy? 491 00:17:40,754 --> 00:17:42,923 All right, man, I'm gonna take off. 492 00:17:43,006 --> 00:17:44,859 I gotta head to the station before my dance gathering. 493 00:17:44,883 --> 00:17:46,945 You can't go to the station like that. They'll make fun of you. 494 00:17:46,969 --> 00:17:49,129 When are you gonna stop worrying about what people say? 495 00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:52,349 When I look into my suggestion box, 496 00:17:52,432 --> 00:17:54,768 it is full. 497 00:17:54,851 --> 00:17:57,396 People have a lot to say about the way I live my life. 498 00:17:57,479 --> 00:17:58,480 But there is only 499 00:17:58,563 --> 00:18:00,899 one comment card that I pay attention to. 500 00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:03,235 And you know what that card says? 501 00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:05,195 It says, "Great job." 502 00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:06,780 "Keep it up." 503 00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:08,991 And you know who filled out that card? 504 00:18:09,074 --> 00:18:10,075 Me. 505 00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,077 You know how I know? 506 00:18:13,078 --> 00:18:15,998 Because I recognize my motherfreakin' handwriting. 507 00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:21,503 Now that's a Goosebumps Walkaway. 508 00:18:23,046 --> 00:18:24,131 I can do this. 509 00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:25,299 Right? 510 00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:26,925 Yes, I can do this. 511 00:18:29,136 --> 00:18:30,262 Oh, what… 512 00:18:30,762 --> 00:18:32,306 Hey, I was just about to call you. 513 00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:33,890 Nick, look, there's something 514 00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:36,601 that I wish I would've said to you last night, but I didn't, 515 00:18:36,685 --> 00:18:38,854 so I'm gonna say it right now. 516 00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:44,276 Sayonara, Sammy. 517 00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:49,323 Those are such beautiful words. 518 00:18:49,406 --> 00:18:50,782 I'm Sammy. 519 00:18:52,909 --> 00:18:53,910 - Hello? - Reagan… 520 00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:56,163 I'm gonna need some time to process 521 00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:57,873 everything you just said. 522 00:18:57,956 --> 00:18:58,957 Yeah. 523 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,584 I really put myself out there. 524 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,170 Yeah. I… Hey… 525 00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:06,006 In light of recent events, 526 00:19:06,089 --> 00:19:07,150 I think it's important that we 527 00:19:07,174 --> 00:19:08,610 have each other's current information. 528 00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:11,261 I mean, I know I have your phone number 529 00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:12,971 because I just dialed it 530 00:19:13,055 --> 00:19:14,890 and I have your address because I lived there. 531 00:19:15,515 --> 00:19:16,767 'Cause Jess said it on TV. 532 00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:20,103 I've got a flight to catch. 533 00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:21,938 Me, too. 534 00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:24,983 Bye, Nick. 535 00:19:37,871 --> 00:19:38,997 We did it. 536 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,086 Thank God. 537 00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:45,295 Yeah. 538 00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:46,380 Need some sleep. 539 00:19:46,463 --> 00:19:48,006 Good night, buddy. 540 00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:50,717 So, we're totally free to talk about anything. 541 00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:51,843 - Totally. - Yeah. 542 00:19:51,927 --> 00:19:53,136 Like, any… thing. 543 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,722 Any thing at all. 544 00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:56,807 Yes. 545 00:20:11,113 --> 00:20:12,656 Gah! What are you doing here? 546 00:20:12,739 --> 00:20:14,217 Well, it's been six weeks since we've talked 547 00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:15,325 and I was ready to talk. 548 00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:17,577 You and Gary looked great on television. 549 00:20:17,661 --> 00:20:20,706 Well, that's how I want you to remember us, 550 00:20:20,789 --> 00:20:22,249 blurry and talking like Zuul. 551 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,459 Well, then, mission accomplished? 552 00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:26,169 Hey, did Reagan say anything to you? 553 00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:27,254 Yeah, she actually did. 554 00:20:27,337 --> 00:20:29,298 She said, uh, "Sayonara, Sammy." 555 00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:30,590 Does that mean anything? 556 00:20:30,674 --> 00:20:32,592 No, but whatever it means 557 00:20:32,676 --> 00:20:35,554 will factor heavily into tonight's Nick-on-Nick time. 558 00:20:35,846 --> 00:20:37,097 I don't want to know 559 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,900 - what Nick-on-Nick time is. - Masturbating. 560 00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:40,726 Way more information than I wanted. 561 00:20:40,809 --> 00:20:42,529 Everybody does it three or four times a day. 562 00:20:42,811 --> 00:20:44,229 Three or four times… 563 00:20:44,313 --> 00:20:46,481 I'm talking about masturbating. 564 00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:48,233 But never am I fully into it physically. 565 00:20:48,608 --> 00:20:50,652 What? 566 00:20:51,528 --> 00:20:52,529 I missed you, kid. 567 00:20:53,572 --> 00:20:54,698 Missed you, too. 568 00:20:55,949 --> 00:20:57,200 God, your nose hairs 569 00:20:57,284 --> 00:20:58,577 have gone totally bananas. 570 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,078 I'm gonna get my scissors. 571 00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:02,247 Cece, I'd like to show you something 572 00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:05,876 that I have not been working on. 573 00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,127 Do The Hustle! 574 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:08,462 I will not. 575 00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:10,589 You do the hustle, you stupid bossy song. 576 00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:15,010 I'm doing this for fun. 577 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:23,268 You know I gave him the courage to do this? 578 00:21:23,352 --> 00:21:25,646 Well, maybe you could give him the courage to stop. 579 00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:28,065 I missed you guys! 580 00:21:32,569 --> 00:21:33,946 No choreography, you guys! 581 00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:35,948 Just keep it loose and fun! 582 00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:38,075 Oh, it's the best time of my life!