1 00:00:02,019 --> 00:00:04,021 Boo! Sorry to startle you. 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:05,522 You didn't startle us. 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,625 Yeah, you struggled with the lock for, like, 30 seconds. 4 00:00:07,649 --> 00:00:08,692 I got a new job! 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,253 - Babe, that's great. - Oh, that's awesome. 6 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:12,029 Well, not really "new." 7 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:14,365 I'm starting on a trial basis tomorrow. 8 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,574 So where is it? 9 00:00:15,657 --> 00:00:16,968 Is it at that super crunchy school? 10 00:00:16,992 --> 00:00:18,952 It's the most progressive school in Los Angeles. 11 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,830 It's basically heaven if heaven were populated 12 00:00:21,914 --> 00:00:23,994 with kids that look like tiny members of Arcade Fire. 13 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:25,667 Sounds like your dream job. 14 00:00:25,751 --> 00:00:27,812 I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today. 15 00:00:27,836 --> 00:00:29,156 Thank you. I was actually worried. 16 00:00:29,213 --> 00:00:30,453 It was getting rough out there. 17 00:00:35,386 --> 00:00:36,595 Ah… 18 00:00:36,678 --> 00:00:38,472 La-la-la-la-la-la. 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,141 God, I miss Paris. 20 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,018 Stop it! 21 00:00:43,102 --> 00:00:45,104 - Wha… I was drinking that. - It's Jess's. 22 00:00:45,187 --> 00:00:46,748 Every time she gets a job at a new school, 23 00:00:46,772 --> 00:00:48,232 she brings back kid germs 24 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:49,858 that infect your filthy body. 25 00:00:49,942 --> 00:00:51,026 Don't get me sick. 26 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:52,444 Don't get me sick either, man. 27 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:55,072 I got a date coming up, and I might get to mouth-base. 28 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,198 I'm not gonna get sick. 29 00:00:56,281 --> 00:00:59,493 No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer. 30 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:02,079 Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? 31 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,872 I confiscated those from a kid. 32 00:01:03,956 --> 00:01:05,666 That explains why they're so sticky. 33 00:01:05,749 --> 00:01:07,835 Sticky Nicky eats anything 34 00:01:07,918 --> 00:01:09,044 and I don't get sick. 35 00:01:09,128 --> 00:01:11,463 Nick, you have, like, 7,500 raisins all over your room. 36 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:13,257 Why would you eat the… 37 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:15,259 I knew it. I knew it. 38 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,677 That was so immediate. 39 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:27,271 And this is our nondenominational Eden. 40 00:01:34,236 --> 00:01:35,362 - Wow. - I know. 41 00:01:35,446 --> 00:01:36,840 Did the kids build the chicken coup? 42 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,324 Yep. Only hens, though, obviously. 43 00:01:39,408 --> 00:01:42,161 Banyon Canyon has a strict "zero cocks" policy. 44 00:01:42,244 --> 00:01:45,122 I like how it… it encourages the chickens to stay inside 45 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,290 but doesn't force them. 46 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,125 In line with our philosophy. 47 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,961 Who are we to tell the children what to learn and when? 48 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,713 Their teachers? 49 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:56,133 Williamsburg ate my seaweed, Genevieve. 50 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,217 No, I didn't. 51 00:01:57,301 --> 00:01:59,136 Don, Williamsburg, do I have your permission 52 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,597 to move this conflict to the Feelings Farm? 53 00:02:02,014 --> 00:02:05,100 W-Wait, Jess, we sit on the floor. 54 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:07,064 Chairs are reserved for the children's feelings. 55 00:02:07,102 --> 00:02:08,145 Oh. 56 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:11,106 This is much better than solving problems the Coolidge way. 57 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:12,775 There's a fight in the gym! 58 00:02:12,858 --> 00:02:15,152 - Oh, my God! - I got this, Jess. 59 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:18,155 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 60 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:24,495 I've been thinking about starting to wear a watch again. 61 00:02:25,037 --> 00:02:29,083 Let me open the barn door and welcome Honesty. 62 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:31,168 Hi, Honesty. 63 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,504 Williamsburg, now, Honesty is here 64 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,256 and has no agenda but to listen. 65 00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:38,967 Honesty, I ate the seaweed. 66 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:40,219 And I'm sorry. 67 00:02:40,302 --> 00:02:43,138 And, Don, do you have anything to say to Honesty? 68 00:02:43,222 --> 00:02:46,016 Honesty, sorry for being so macho. 69 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,769 I'm sorry I picked you last for touch basket. 70 00:02:48,852 --> 00:02:52,064 I'm sorry I insulted you for having a mommy and daddy. 71 00:02:52,147 --> 00:02:53,357 Beautiful, Jess. 72 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,567 - Well done. - Thank you. 73 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,152 Into quarantine, you. 74 00:02:57,236 --> 00:02:59,530 Huge presentation at Ass-Strat tomorrow, 75 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,989 and I cannot be sick for it. 76 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,575 Women I work with hate weakness. 77 00:03:03,659 --> 00:03:05,744 You show up sick, you, you might as well be dead. 78 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,792 Uh, I'm… I'm so sorry. 79 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,293 No, uh, it wasn't really… 80 00:03:13,377 --> 00:03:14,712 Get out. 81 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,172 Guys, I'm on the mend. 82 00:03:17,256 --> 00:03:18,340 Sorry, Nick. 83 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,152 Winston here has got that hot coffee date tomorrow, so… 84 00:03:21,176 --> 00:03:23,804 But, to be clear, the date's hot, not the coffee. 85 00:03:23,887 --> 00:03:25,222 Uh, thinking about going iced. 86 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,640 Don't look at my hands. 87 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:28,785 - Thanks for backing me up, boo. - Oh, you know how boo do. 88 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,602 You know who's my boo? I got a clue it's you. 89 00:03:30,686 --> 00:03:32,730 Aw… 90 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,153 So… 91 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:42,406 This is the most time we've ever spent alone. 92 00:03:43,032 --> 00:03:45,409 Pretty interesting observation on your part. 93 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:46,827 Yeah. 94 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:48,620 What are we… what are we watching? 95 00:03:48,704 --> 00:03:49,997 We are having a… 96 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,042 I just started streaming it, and now it won't stop playing. 97 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:55,127 Boy, ham sandwiches. 98 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,504 What is it? 99 00:03:57,588 --> 00:03:58,839 It's hard to say. 100 00:03:58,922 --> 00:04:00,424 It's either a puppet show for kids, 101 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,342 or it's North Korean propaganda. 102 00:04:05,054 --> 00:04:06,263 Pretty weird. 103 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,063 I feel like we have a real connection. 104 00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:15,147 Me, too. 105 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:17,000 I know it's only the first day of your trial period, 106 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,401 but my gut is telling me… 107 00:04:20,944 --> 00:04:22,279 You're a perfect fit. 108 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,281 I just… like, I'm so happy here, I could cry, 109 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,759 but the gray water bucket's too far away, 110 00:04:25,783 --> 00:04:28,077 and I want to save my tears to water these plants. 111 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,244 That's considerate. Ooh! 112 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:31,080 My partner's here to pick me up. 113 00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,349 I think you're gonna really like him. 114 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,457 Sorry I'm late. 115 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,934 The string came out of my prayer beads, 116 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:36,353 and they just bounced all over the office. 117 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,669 - Oh… - So frustrating. 118 00:04:37,753 --> 00:04:39,254 Sam, I want you to meet Jess. 119 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:41,316 This is the candidate we were discussing in the shower. 120 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,467 - Yeah. - Jess, this is Sam, my partner. 121 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:47,262 Hey, Jess. 122 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,475 You're a doctor for children. 123 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:52,786 Uh, it's, you know, mostly paperwork. 124 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:56,021 How do you always look so beautiful in the morning? 125 00:04:57,481 --> 00:04:59,316 Oh, my God. 126 00:05:00,025 --> 00:05:01,068 You could have killed him. 127 00:05:01,193 --> 00:05:02,337 I'm gonna kick your ass, man. 128 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:03,779 - Hi, Sam. - Hi. 129 00:05:05,823 --> 00:05:06,907 Have you met before? 130 00:05:07,366 --> 00:05:08,909 We… Yeah, we've met. 131 00:05:08,992 --> 00:05:10,911 We did. Yes, that's right, we met, we met. 132 00:05:10,994 --> 00:05:12,538 - How funny. - Um, a bunch of times. 133 00:05:12,621 --> 00:05:14,498 A lot of times. Very many. A lot of times. 134 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:15,708 We met a lot… Yeah. 135 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:17,918 Sometimes in the day, sometimes 136 00:05:18,001 --> 00:05:20,421 in the, uh, nighttime. 137 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,214 - Oh. - It was, you know… 138 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:23,298 Yeah, we, I mean… 139 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:29,888 Yeah. 140 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:32,433 Oh. 141 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:34,727 Bye, Jess. 142 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:36,228 Nice to see you. 143 00:05:42,026 --> 00:05:43,211 The fly shirts and the even more fly shirts. 144 00:05:43,235 --> 00:05:45,404 Okay, let's make this quick. 145 00:05:45,487 --> 00:05:46,798 I need to work on my presentation. 146 00:05:46,822 --> 00:05:47,865 It's for a chair company, 147 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,366 and it's tentatively titled, 148 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,285 "I Hope You're Sitting Down for This." 149 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:53,739 - 'Cause it's chairs. - Yeah. 150 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,181 At which point you would laugh if you weren't 151 00:05:55,205 --> 00:05:56,540 so preoccupied with your date. 152 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,834 Okay, Winston, what are you wearing? 153 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,270 Well, you know, I don't want to overthink it. 154 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:02,212 It's just coffee, so… 155 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:03,773 So you're going to just dress like you did today, 156 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,677 which apparently happened during a solar eclipse 157 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,925 in a land of no mirrors. 158 00:06:07,426 --> 00:06:08,802 Good note. Strong note. 159 00:06:08,886 --> 00:06:10,030 - Winston, listen to me. - Yeah. 160 00:06:10,054 --> 00:06:11,138 This is the first date 161 00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:12,765 since the… since the Aly heartbreak. 162 00:06:12,848 --> 00:06:14,349 This date is going to define 163 00:06:14,433 --> 00:06:16,393 the next chapter of your dating story. 164 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:23,400 Wear these magnificent sunglasses. 165 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,485 Put 'em on. 166 00:06:24,568 --> 00:06:25,861 Oh, man. 167 00:06:25,944 --> 00:06:27,696 You look like Brad Pitt on a tank. 168 00:06:28,072 --> 00:06:29,740 In that movie Furry. Yeah. 169 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,034 - You ever see Furry? - Furry? Nah. 170 00:06:32,117 --> 00:06:33,994 It's a bunch of dudes on a tank. They're, uh… 171 00:06:34,078 --> 00:06:35,722 And they're outnumbered and they shoot a bunch of people. 172 00:06:35,746 --> 00:06:36,747 Are they dressed in… 173 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,141 You should check it out. Just look it up, Furry. 174 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,750 Google "Furry," nice, yeah. 175 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,633 Hey, don't screw up this date, it's important. 176 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,014 How is Genevieve dating Sam? 177 00:06:54,098 --> 00:06:55,891 Is Los Angeles that small? 178 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,619 You guys even listening to me? 179 00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:58,936 Yeah, we're listening. 180 00:07:00,104 --> 00:07:01,605 What, what did Queen Ta Ta say? 181 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,023 Well, the ball's tonight, 182 00:07:03,107 --> 00:07:04,608 and Queen Ta Ta's got nothing to wear, 183 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,360 so she's got to find a dress. 184 00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:08,112 What the hell is this show? 185 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,947 - Poppycock Palace. - It's amazing. 186 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,323 Winston, when did you get sick? 187 00:07:11,407 --> 00:07:12,574 You were fine this morning. 188 00:07:12,658 --> 00:07:14,368 Oh, yeah, I'm super sick. 189 00:07:15,911 --> 00:07:18,038 Genevieve just said, "Oh." 190 00:07:18,122 --> 00:07:19,206 Oh's, like, the worst. 191 00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:20,332 What should I do? 192 00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:21,559 Don't do anything. Just do nothing. 193 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:22,727 You're just gonna make it worse. 194 00:07:22,751 --> 00:07:23,836 Leave it alone, Jess. 195 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:25,129 Oh, I know. 196 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,714 I could go talk to Sam. 197 00:07:26,797 --> 00:07:29,258 I could ask him to put in a good word for me. 198 00:07:29,341 --> 00:07:30,944 How long does it take to get over a breakup? 199 00:07:30,968 --> 00:07:32,761 Two years? Two years is enough, right? 200 00:07:32,845 --> 00:07:34,239 - I swear to God, just leave it alone. - Let it lie. 201 00:07:34,263 --> 00:07:35,305 Do nothing, Jess. 202 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:36,491 Four votes for leaving it alone. 203 00:07:36,515 --> 00:07:37,641 That's what I'll do. 204 00:07:41,478 --> 00:07:43,188 I'll just do nothing. 205 00:07:44,106 --> 00:07:45,482 Hi. 206 00:07:46,942 --> 00:07:48,277 I couldn't do nothing. 207 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,491 We must find this Tee-Tee Wah Wah… 208 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:57,995 Humina humina humina humina… 209 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:06,295 All these puppets do is sing about how they're friends. 210 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:08,005 I'm starting to not believe them. 211 00:08:09,465 --> 00:08:10,674 This is the best part. 212 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:13,594 The Tee-Tee Wah Wah was in… 213 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:19,250 It's in the damn Pee-Paw Playhouse! 214 00:08:19,308 --> 00:08:20,893 - Shh. - Spoiler alert, man. 215 00:08:20,976 --> 00:08:23,479 The Pee-Paw Playhouse! 216 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:26,023 Every time. 217 00:08:26,148 --> 00:08:27,375 I've been saying that for the past hour 218 00:08:27,399 --> 00:08:29,127 'cause I saw you put it in there! You know what? 219 00:08:29,151 --> 00:08:31,320 I can't. I can not. 220 00:08:31,403 --> 00:08:32,529 I'm not sick. 221 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,614 I've been faking it. 222 00:08:33,697 --> 00:08:35,157 There you go, Poppycock Palace. 223 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,492 You've outed me! 224 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:38,494 - You're choosing to be in here? - Why? 225 00:08:38,577 --> 00:08:40,537 'Cause I'm freaking out about the date. Okay? 226 00:08:40,662 --> 00:08:42,331 Why don't you want to go on this date? 227 00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:43,707 Because I'm not over Aly. 228 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,417 And I know I should be moving on 229 00:08:45,501 --> 00:08:47,086 and this girl is okay, 230 00:08:47,169 --> 00:08:48,295 but she's not Aly. 231 00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:49,588 No one is Aly. 232 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,508 - What'd she say? - Wait. 233 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:54,551 - Just hold. - Oh, please don't blow your nose. 234 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:55,677 You do it so disgustingly. 235 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:01,558 Not done. 236 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,477 I don't need to know that bad what you said. 237 00:09:10,401 --> 00:09:12,081 I'm beggin' you to stop. Just stop. Just… 238 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:17,491 No one is Aly. 239 00:09:17,574 --> 00:09:19,868 Okay? You have to give other people a chance. 240 00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:21,453 You deserve to be happy, Winston. 241 00:09:21,537 --> 00:09:22,871 Just go on the date. 242 00:09:22,955 --> 00:09:24,623 Or I could fire up another episode 243 00:09:24,707 --> 00:09:27,584 and we could see where they hide the Tee-Tee Wah Wah this time. 244 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,961 I wonder where it would be. 245 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:35,884 No, I'm, I'm gonna go on the date. 246 00:09:35,968 --> 00:09:38,095 Yeah, I think I'll do that. You guys are right. 247 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,240 Could you tell your future husband to let me out of this room, please? 248 00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:42,891 I love that man, but he is not letting anyone out of this room. 249 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:44,351 Just being in here 250 00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:46,103 makes you fully contaminated. 251 00:09:47,563 --> 00:09:49,314 Uh, hey, I was hoping 252 00:09:49,398 --> 00:09:50,983 you could put in a good word for me. 253 00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:52,192 I know you're mad… 254 00:09:52,276 --> 00:09:53,878 No, I'm not mad, Jess. I'm just, you know, 255 00:09:53,902 --> 00:09:55,654 bummed that you're at my house. 256 00:09:55,821 --> 00:09:58,991 Obviously, I know I messed up our relationship 257 00:09:59,074 --> 00:10:01,535 and you probably think I'm a bad person, 258 00:10:01,618 --> 00:10:03,162 but if you could… Jess! 259 00:10:03,245 --> 00:10:04,788 What are you doing here? 260 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,332 At my lover's house? 261 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,919 Oh! Hi! Hi. 262 00:10:11,003 --> 00:10:13,005 - Um, were you… - Making love? 263 00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:14,381 Just finished. 264 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,051 He defused me like a bomb. 265 00:10:19,595 --> 00:10:20,637 That sounds nice. 266 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,972 - Um… - Did you bake… 267 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,266 Sam brownies? 268 00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:26,602 No. Chocolate's way too sexual. 269 00:10:28,354 --> 00:10:30,397 This is just good, old-fashioned Kansas cornbread. 270 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:39,615 Jess… 271 00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:40,866 No. 272 00:10:40,949 --> 00:10:42,493 My gut is telling me. 273 00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:46,038 This isn't going to work out… 274 00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:47,831 Please give me a chance to make this right. 275 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,083 Five minutes. 276 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,877 Mmm… 277 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:56,256 Mmm… 278 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,521 Okay, good morning. 279 00:11:10,813 --> 00:11:12,731 Yes, help yourself to a bagel. 280 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,109 They're all the same, Jan. 281 00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:16,961 No need to put your hands on every one of them. 282 00:11:16,985 --> 00:11:18,654 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 283 00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:20,447 as you know, 284 00:11:20,531 --> 00:11:23,909 on the seventh day, God… he rested. 285 00:11:23,992 --> 00:11:26,495 Yes, that's right. 286 00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:28,997 God rested on the seventh day. But the question remains: 287 00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:30,374 What did he rest on? 288 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,501 That's right. 289 00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:35,629 He rested… on a chair. 290 00:11:40,175 --> 00:11:41,510 Oh… 291 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,181 Look underneath your butts. 292 00:11:46,265 --> 00:11:48,517 You will find mankind's greatest invention. 293 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,769 Without chairs, do you know what we have? 294 00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:53,605 Squat, both position and diddly kind. 295 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,858 Sam, you got rid of your sofa. 296 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:57,693 Boy, that thing really gave me a rash. 297 00:11:57,776 --> 00:11:59,486 - Five minutes, Jess. - Okay, look. 298 00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:00,654 I know it's weird to hire 299 00:12:00,738 --> 00:12:02,197 your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, 300 00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:04,033 but I think it's another way 301 00:12:04,116 --> 00:12:05,743 in which we are linked. 302 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,537 You are the best candidate we've had in a long time. 303 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,122 - Thank you. - As we all know, 304 00:12:10,205 --> 00:12:12,207 healing is talking. 305 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,751 Samuel, what do you think? 306 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,186 I would love to explore all of this with you, 307 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,754 but I have a circumcision to perform. 308 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,338 Hopefully not your own. 309 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,884 Just kidding. I know you're circumcised. 310 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,261 Ha, ha. Yeah. 311 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,138 Well, not that I think about it, it just… 312 00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:28,348 I mean, I'm definitely not picturing it right now. 313 00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:29,683 I am picturing it. 314 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:31,143 Only 'cause we talked about it. 315 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,787 How long did you two share your journeys? 316 00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:34,691 - Couple months. - But at first it was just sex. 317 00:12:34,772 --> 00:12:36,148 Mmm. Mmm. 318 00:12:36,357 --> 00:12:37,358 I used sex 319 00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:39,443 as a wall around my heart. 320 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,195 - Mmm. - Uh, Jess climbed that wall 321 00:12:41,278 --> 00:12:42,613 many, many times. 322 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,490 - Mmm. - Uh, couldn't stop climbing it. 323 00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:46,426 I think I was not the only climber to climb that wall. 324 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,993 Until we decided to become 325 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:50,662 a one-wall, one-climber mountain. 326 00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:52,456 And then you invited another climber 327 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,166 to lick your toehold. 328 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,628 My roommate, Nick, kissed me. 329 00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,088 I'm so sorry, Sam. 330 00:12:59,171 --> 00:13:00,231 I exist only in the present. 331 00:13:00,255 --> 00:13:01,382 All of that's behind me. 332 00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:03,300 What… what about this Nick? 333 00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:04,802 Is he sorry? 334 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,970 I think Nick's kind of still upset 335 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,597 that Sam punched him in the throat. 336 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,682 What? Sam, 337 00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:11,975 so tender and delicate… 338 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,227 You haven't met Nick. 339 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,830 He's just the most throat-punchable boy 340 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,188 in all the world. 341 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:17,981 I don't care. I don't even… 342 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,626 Nick is a whatever, I don't even have to… 343 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:21,670 Sam, do you need this Nick to apologize for wounding you? 344 00:13:21,694 --> 00:13:22,778 I do. 345 00:13:23,612 --> 00:13:24,822 So, Nick… 346 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,448 I'm wondering if you could 347 00:13:26,532 --> 00:13:27,717 come in the other room with me 348 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,201 and just, like, real quick, 349 00:13:29,284 --> 00:13:30,703 apologize to Sam for kissing me? 350 00:13:30,786 --> 00:13:31,870 No. 351 00:13:31,954 --> 00:13:33,539 Jess, I told you to leave it alone. 352 00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:34,707 I didn't, though. 353 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:35,791 I made it worse. 354 00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:37,042 Now the only way 355 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,877 I'm gonna get that job 356 00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:41,922 is if Nick apologizes to Sam. 357 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:43,525 Jess, he hit me. He's gonna hit me again. 358 00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:44,550 He's not gonna hit you. 359 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,218 Please, it's my dream job. 360 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,682 I'd like to apologize, Nick, 361 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:53,434 for punching you in the throat. 362 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:54,643 I know it hurt a whole lot. 363 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:55,829 Not that much, but you did it, so… 364 00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:56,937 Okay. 365 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:59,481 And I feel like you should apologize to me 366 00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:01,150 for kissing my girlfriend. 367 00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:02,693 Yes, uh, right. 368 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:03,777 Cool. 369 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,864 Well, that went so well. 370 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,700 I, I don't really feel like that was a genuine apology, 371 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,243 and, and I'd really like one. 372 00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:12,971 - Yeah. - I mean… did you feel it was genuine? 373 00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:14,675 - No. - Actually, he didn't even apologize. 374 00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:16,498 Cool beard, Sam. 375 00:14:16,582 --> 00:14:18,834 What'd you just say about my beard, bro? 376 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:19,960 "Bro"? 377 00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:21,378 Yeah, I just said "cool beard." 378 00:14:21,462 --> 00:14:22,814 I think your beard looks really cool. 379 00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:25,674 Talk about my beard one more time, bro. 380 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,134 Sam, "bro" is a beach term. 381 00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:29,845 - The beard is very fun. - Say "beard." 382 00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:30,989 You want me to say the word 383 00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:32,139 that starts with a "B," 384 00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,265 ends with a "D"? Yeah. 385 00:14:33,348 --> 00:14:34,725 Say "beard" one more time, bro. 386 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:40,481 Say the word "beard," bro! 387 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,484 Beard. 388 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:45,611 Oh! Oh! 389 00:14:45,694 --> 00:14:46,904 Nick, are you dying? 390 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,114 - 'Cause it looks like you're dying! - Not dying. 391 00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,467 - Who are you? - I don't know what it is. 392 00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:52,034 I just can't help it with this guy. 393 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:53,386 Why didn't you just hit me in the nads 394 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:54,620 like a normal person, Sam? 395 00:14:54,703 --> 00:14:56,163 Well, I'm leaving. 396 00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:58,374 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't, don't go! 397 00:14:58,457 --> 00:14:59,625 Nobody goes. 398 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,001 Jim Morrison. 399 00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:02,211 That's who you look like. 400 00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:03,837 We are solving this conflict 401 00:15:03,921 --> 00:15:06,090 in the mother-loving Feelings Farm. 402 00:15:15,474 --> 00:15:16,634 Those sunglasses are amazing. 403 00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:17,952 Well, they're made even more amazing 404 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:19,436 by your reflection in them. 405 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,897 Wait, how are you seeing my reflection in them? 406 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,524 You got me. I'm not. 407 00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:25,859 I'm just running game. 408 00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:27,903 Are you this smooth-talking in regular glasses? 409 00:15:27,986 --> 00:15:29,446 No, I'm not that smooth-talking, no. 410 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,949 I'm not. I'm not gonna lie to you. 411 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,158 Honesty, 412 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,994 I stole coffee from a bagel restaurant. 413 00:15:36,078 --> 00:15:38,956 Um, I didn't know how the line worked. 414 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,999 Okay, now I've talked. 415 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,459 Uh, who wants to go next… Sam? 416 00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:44,044 Sure, uh, Honesty, 417 00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:47,339 I honestly want Nick to apologize for kissing Jess. 418 00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:48,799 I did apologize, Sam. 419 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:51,927 Real, real quick… you have to address Honesty directly. 420 00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:53,929 You want me to talk to a chair? 421 00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:55,139 I don't want to. 422 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,598 Hey, you like soup? 423 00:15:56,682 --> 00:15:58,016 Right? You like soup, right? 424 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,435 Of course I like soup. 425 00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:00,853 All right, well, address the chair 426 00:16:00,936 --> 00:16:02,056 and I'll make you some soup. 427 00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:03,355 No strings attached. 428 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:04,624 Well, except for the string of the chair. 429 00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:05,858 All right. 430 00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:08,152 Honesty, 431 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,946 I'm, uh, sorry I ki… 432 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,239 You know what? I'm not. 433 00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:14,950 I'm not sorry that I kissed your girlfriend. 434 00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,160 'Cause, first of all, 435 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,411 she wanted me to! 436 00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:19,580 And it was fun. 437 00:16:19,663 --> 00:16:20,998 It felt great. 438 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:24,084 And then we dated for a long time and that was fun. 439 00:16:24,835 --> 00:16:27,129 You were out of the picture, not even in her thoughts. 440 00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:29,506 It was a whole new thing. We just, we fell in love 441 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,633 with each other, like crazy love… like, 442 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,303 a lot of good memories, a lot of passion. 443 00:16:34,386 --> 00:16:36,847 - A lot of good sex. - Nick. 444 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,183 We once tried to sneak into the Kids' Choice Awards, 445 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,894 and we got in and watched a bunch of kids 446 00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:43,270 get awards. 447 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:46,732 So, yeah. 448 00:16:46,815 --> 00:16:47,941 - Nick. - Topped… 449 00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:49,860 - Okay. - I have a fever of 103 450 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,004 and I'm talking to a chair and I'm not a great talk… 451 00:16:51,028 --> 00:16:52,237 O-Okay. 452 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,406 - Cool, cool. - Well, I think everything's good then. 453 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,033 Sam, I can feel you holding back. 454 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,701 If you can't be honest now 455 00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:59,536 in this strange place to that hideous chair, 456 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,914 how can I trust you with my mind, 457 00:17:01,997 --> 00:17:03,832 my breasts 458 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,959 and my precious yoni. 459 00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:07,243 Sounds like it's full of yarn. 460 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,296 Okay, fine. Honesty, all right, 461 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,632 I… had a really hard time 462 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:14,593 opening up to someone and then I met Jess and, 463 00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:17,513 and I thought we were… 464 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:20,849 We were great together. 465 00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:22,935 And then Nick kissed her, 466 00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:25,854 and I, I went down kind of a weird path. 467 00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:27,731 I gained 85 pounds. 468 00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:29,858 And then I lost, like, 100. 469 00:17:29,942 --> 00:17:31,151 I had no idea. 470 00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:33,445 Poured almost all my money into silkworms. 471 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:34,613 They froze to death. 472 00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:36,865 Now I'm doing yoga, meditation, 473 00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:40,411 and… I'm a vegan and I don't know. 474 00:17:41,912 --> 00:17:43,372 What the hell have I become? 475 00:17:43,455 --> 00:17:45,290 Look at these shoes, huh? 476 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:47,334 Look at these ridiculous shoes! 477 00:17:47,418 --> 00:17:48,460 I like those shoes. 478 00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:49,962 They're made from recycled shoes. 479 00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:51,672 They are so dumb! 480 00:17:51,755 --> 00:17:53,132 I don't know who I am! 481 00:17:53,924 --> 00:17:56,593 I want to go back to who I was! 482 00:18:04,268 --> 00:18:06,103 There he is. 483 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,981 The real Sam. 484 00:18:09,064 --> 00:18:10,107 Wow! 485 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:15,446 What a breakthrough! Sam. 486 00:18:15,738 --> 00:18:17,698 It is an honor to meet you. 487 00:18:18,824 --> 00:18:20,868 I'm Genevieve. 488 00:18:27,124 --> 00:18:29,001 And I am also dumping you. 489 00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,294 Okay, that's great. 490 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,962 That's perfect, yeah. 491 00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:34,173 As usual, I have had a terrible time 492 00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:36,091 in your horrible loft 493 00:18:36,175 --> 00:18:38,594 with all of you idiot people. 494 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,513 Sam, wait! 495 00:18:41,597 --> 00:18:43,283 If you take your bike, will you relock mine? 496 00:18:43,307 --> 00:18:45,934 Thank you. 497 00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:49,313 Oh, Genevieve, I am so sorry. 498 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,023 Don't be, don't be. 499 00:18:51,106 --> 00:18:53,359 I wanted a resolution 500 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:55,110 and I got one. 501 00:18:55,194 --> 00:18:58,447 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to call 502 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:01,241 my childhood phone number and scream at whoever picks up. 503 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,576 I'll see you Monday. 504 00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,536 Wait, I got the job? 505 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,330 Of course you did. 506 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,332 This was one of the most profound. 507 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:11,168 Feelings Farm I have ever been a part of. 508 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,545 Radical, Jess, radical. 509 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:14,797 Uh, yeah, I have questions 510 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,232 about where to park and stuff, but you know, 511 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,883 I'll just, uh, I'll text you! 512 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,968 Ha! 513 00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:21,970 What if the big letter comes back? 514 00:19:22,054 --> 00:19:25,391 I can't believe it just took a high fever for me to like this show. 515 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:26,684 Not if it's silent! 516 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:27,810 Well, I hate it. 517 00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:29,395 Why is the Crispy Castle 518 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,188 bigger than Mount Tummy Tum? 519 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,273 - It's dang gibberish. - How was your presentation? 520 00:19:33,357 --> 00:19:35,234 Well, thank you for asking. 521 00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:36,985 It was a disaster. 522 00:19:37,069 --> 00:19:39,196 We can expect robust grow… 523 00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:44,702 Are you holding in a sneeze? 524 00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,787 Mm-mm. 525 00:19:50,874 --> 00:19:52,418 God, where did it even go? 526 00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:00,008 Son of a bitch. 527 00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:02,636 How did I get sick? I was so careful. 528 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,072 - You did the best you could. - I have no idea, man. 529 00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:05,573 - We're missing Poppycock. - You guys, 530 00:20:05,597 --> 00:20:07,808 I hate that Sam's out there mad at me. 531 00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:09,101 Because he's mad at you 532 00:20:09,184 --> 00:20:11,186 or because you still have feelings for him? 533 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:12,872 Because he's mad at me. If I could just… 534 00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:15,315 Leave it alone. Leave it alone, Jess. 535 00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:17,568 Right. You're right. 536 00:20:21,113 --> 00:20:23,240 Wow, you shaved. 537 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,700 I mean, not "wow" like I like it. 538 00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:27,244 I mean… I don't not like it. 539 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,264 What are you doing here? I, I don't want your cornbread. 540 00:20:29,288 --> 00:20:31,749 It's not cornbread. It's, uh, 541 00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:33,042 it's brownies. 542 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,294 Um… 543 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:42,134 Hey, I'm sorry we broke up. And I think for me it was just… 544 00:20:42,926 --> 00:20:44,845 Weird timing. 545 00:20:44,928 --> 00:20:46,722 But I agree with you. 546 00:20:46,805 --> 00:20:48,307 We were… 547 00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:50,642 Great together. 548 00:20:52,144 --> 00:20:53,145 Really great. 549 00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:24,218 Get out of my life. 550 00:21:30,516 --> 00:21:32,184 Big shift in tone there. 551 00:21:36,105 --> 00:21:38,148 Eh, Nick'll eat 'em.