1 00:00:00,901 --> 00:00:03,028 Ugh! Son of a bitch. Nothing. 2 00:00:03,112 --> 00:00:04,738 I'm trying to get in touch with Sam… 3 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:06,073 You know, to clear the air… 4 00:00:07,199 --> 00:00:08,659 Get out 5 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,452 of my life. 6 00:00:12,329 --> 00:00:13,497 Why isn't he responding? 7 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,499 I'm just gonna go out on a crazy limb here… 8 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,685 Maybe it's because you got his girlfriend to dump him? 9 00:00:17,709 --> 00:00:19,169 I'm not being weird about it. 10 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,355 I just texted him three times. 11 00:00:20,379 --> 00:00:21,547 And I called him. 12 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,508 He wasn't there. I left him a sensible voice mail. 13 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,677 To lighten the mood, I told a little story 14 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,054 about how the first-graders' pet rabbit 15 00:00:29,138 --> 00:00:31,098 got stuck in the lawn mower 16 00:00:31,181 --> 00:00:33,058 and I had to… 17 00:00:33,142 --> 00:00:35,602 - I had to collect it. - That's a terrible story. 18 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:36,687 Colonel FlapEars? 19 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,313 - Wow. - Unbelievable. 20 00:00:38,397 --> 00:00:39,857 I had to park two blocks away, 21 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,483 like an animal. 22 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:44,778 The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots. 23 00:00:44,862 --> 00:00:46,673 I've been saying for months that we need valet. 24 00:00:46,697 --> 00:00:48,699 Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys 25 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,593 in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? 26 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:51,952 "Keep it running." 27 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,787 Hi. I'm looking for Jessica Day. 28 00:00:53,871 --> 00:00:55,473 - Oh, right here. - You've just been served. 29 00:00:55,497 --> 00:00:56,749 - What? - What? 30 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:01,545 A restraining order? 31 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,797 - From Sam. - Oof… 32 00:01:03,881 --> 00:01:05,591 I'm not a restraining order person. 33 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:08,051 A restraining order. That's worse than herpes. 34 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,679 When I find Sam… I'm gonna kill him. 35 00:01:10,763 --> 00:01:12,014 You can't find Sam. 36 00:01:12,097 --> 00:01:13,807 'Cause you have a restraining order. 37 00:01:13,891 --> 00:01:15,768 Winston. You have to help me with this. 38 00:01:15,851 --> 00:01:17,686 Sam is the only one who can drop this charge. 39 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,730 But the magic of a restraining order 40 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,316 is that you can't talk to him. 41 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:23,817 And that 42 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:26,403 that is human drama. 43 00:01:33,619 --> 00:01:34,745 Wow. 44 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,288 Tasteful, hip… 45 00:01:36,371 --> 00:01:38,665 I mean, nothing matches, yet nothing is random. 46 00:01:38,749 --> 00:01:41,085 That's just a framed toupee on the wall 47 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,961 and it friggin' works. 48 00:01:43,045 --> 00:01:44,713 What are these bartenders wearing? 49 00:01:44,797 --> 00:01:46,757 They look like Civil War surgeons. 50 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,426 This is a very professional establishment. Let me do the talking. 51 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,150 You don't think I talk professional good? 52 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,764 You don't think I professional talk good? 53 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,182 What am I saying weird there? 54 00:01:55,265 --> 00:01:56,945 - You speak poorly, professionally. - Okay. 55 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,313 Hey, hey. I'm Connie, the owner. You're the nutmeg wholesaler? 56 00:02:01,396 --> 00:02:04,066 Me? No, I'm not the nutmeg wholesaler. 57 00:02:04,149 --> 00:02:06,068 You have a nutmeg wholesaler vibe. 58 00:02:06,151 --> 00:02:07,152 That's what it is. 59 00:02:07,236 --> 00:02:08,671 I've been trying to figure it out for years. 60 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,823 You totally look like a nutmeg wholesaler. 61 00:02:10,906 --> 00:02:12,741 - Me no nutmeg… - How can I help you? 62 00:02:12,825 --> 00:02:14,701 Connie, hello. Very nice to meet you. 63 00:02:14,785 --> 00:02:17,413 We are both local entrepreneurs, 64 00:02:17,496 --> 00:02:18,664 as you are. 65 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,624 Uh, we co-own the bar up the street, 66 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,560 and there is a business situation that we would like 67 00:02:22,584 --> 00:02:24,145 - to bring to your attention… - Yeah, your stupid valet 68 00:02:24,169 --> 00:02:25,921 is taking all the spots in front of our bar, 69 00:02:26,004 --> 00:02:27,524 and it's time for it to come to an end. 70 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,924 It's not sittin' well 71 00:02:29,007 --> 00:02:30,926 with us folks over at the Griffin. 72 00:02:31,009 --> 00:02:32,386 - What's a griffin? - What is… 73 00:02:32,469 --> 00:02:33,762 Wait, what is the Griffin? 74 00:02:33,846 --> 00:02:37,808 The Griffin is the name of the bar that we own together, you buffoon. 75 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,828 - You don't know the name of our bar? - Why don't we… 76 00:02:39,852 --> 00:02:41,454 We don't have a sign. We should have a sign. 77 00:02:41,478 --> 00:02:42,604 Is this the time for this? 78 00:02:42,688 --> 00:02:43,873 I feel like this is a conversation 79 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,065 I don't need to be a part of. 80 00:02:45,149 --> 00:02:47,526 My valet is totally legal. 81 00:02:47,609 --> 00:02:48,861 But thanks for stopping by. 82 00:02:48,944 --> 00:02:50,630 Maybe, you know, maybe I'll stop by your bar. 83 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:52,614 I'll just, like, knock on doors until 84 00:02:52,698 --> 00:02:54,533 until I find you. 85 00:02:54,616 --> 00:02:57,286 Uh, please don't leave. Pl… Okay, leave. We'll d-discuss this… 86 00:02:57,369 --> 00:02:58,746 I don't like this woman. 87 00:02:58,829 --> 00:03:01,415 Hey, uh, where should I put this, uh, nutmeg? 88 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:04,752 Hey. 89 00:03:04,835 --> 00:03:06,086 Hey. 90 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:07,713 Hey. 91 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:08,922 Hey. 92 00:03:09,006 --> 00:03:12,509 The lady's name is Connie. She's o-over that way. 93 00:03:14,386 --> 00:03:16,472 I'm here to overturn a restraining order. 94 00:03:16,555 --> 00:03:18,891 I brought lots of excellent character references. 95 00:03:18,974 --> 00:03:21,643 In the words of Ms. Cheryl Riggins of Portland, Oregon: 96 00:03:21,727 --> 00:03:23,479 "When the school sewage line broke, 97 00:03:23,562 --> 00:03:26,023 "Jessica was the only student who rolled up her sleeves, 98 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,858 "grabbed a pail and went to work. 99 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,235 "She should be tested for hepatitis immediately. 100 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:31,820 Immediately." 101 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,448 That's not the one… 102 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:36,075 Uh, sorry about that, Riggs. 103 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:38,035 Uh, Jessica, you better be here 104 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,971 because you wrote a song you wanted me to listen to. 105 00:03:39,995 --> 00:03:41,663 I just don't get why Sam would do this. 106 00:03:41,747 --> 00:03:43,082 - I'm not dangerous. - Hey. 107 00:03:43,165 --> 00:03:44,583 Friend face. That was cute. 108 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,668 Cop face. Girl, sit yo' ass down. 109 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:50,589 And use the word "allegedly" when discussing Sam. 110 00:03:50,672 --> 00:03:53,967 I do not need Internal Affairs crawling all up in my holes. 111 00:03:54,051 --> 00:03:56,053 What if I typed up a note and left it on his car? 112 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,889 - Oh, you stop it, Jess. - Yeah, but I… 113 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,517 - Let it lie. - Okay. 114 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,102 No letters. 115 00:04:03,185 --> 00:04:04,478 This would've been a better plan 116 00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:06,105 if I knew what he drives. 117 00:04:06,188 --> 00:04:08,190 A lot of black cars. 118 00:04:08,273 --> 00:04:10,109 Cars should have people's names on them. 119 00:04:10,192 --> 00:04:11,819 Ugh, it's so stupid. 120 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,287 Well, have a good one. 121 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:23,914 - See you later. - See you tomorrow. 122 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:28,752 No. No. 123 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,087 Sam drives a truck? 124 00:04:31,588 --> 00:04:33,590 Oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez. 125 00:04:34,716 --> 00:04:39,721 Well, this is not my fault. 126 00:04:42,391 --> 00:04:44,911 Hey, Jess, I'm at work. Is this a cop situation or a friend situation? 127 00:04:44,935 --> 00:04:46,311 Both. What would you say 128 00:04:46,395 --> 00:04:49,440 if I told you I was in the bed of Sam's pickup? 129 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,941 Allegedly. I said "allegedly." 130 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,777 Okay, good. So you're not in the back of a truck. 131 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:57,406 No, I am. I'm-I'm, I am "allegedly" in-in Sam's truck. 132 00:04:57,489 --> 00:04:59,300 Jess, you seem to be confused. Here's how it works. 133 00:04:59,324 --> 00:05:01,952 Um, allegedly, Ferguson and I 134 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,788 are eating pasta in a hot air balloon. Realistically… 135 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,291 Winston, I'm in the back of Sam's truck right now. 136 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,126 I wanted Sam to know that I'm not crazy. 137 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,336 Wait, shh, he's changing his music. 138 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:14,047 Can't keep my hands to myself… 139 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:15,924 Selena Gomez, interesting. 140 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:17,926 Ugh. 141 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,370 Jess, what is happening right now? 142 00:05:22,431 --> 00:05:23,974 Connie, with her fancy cocktails. 143 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,225 I can make a fancy cocktail. 144 00:05:25,309 --> 00:05:26,310 Sure you can. 145 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:27,579 Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? 146 00:05:27,603 --> 00:05:28,883 What the hell is all this stuff? 147 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,063 We need to make some 148 00:05:30,147 --> 00:05:31,332 some real improvements around here, 149 00:05:31,356 --> 00:05:33,108 if we're gonna compete with Presh. 150 00:05:33,192 --> 00:05:34,526 Improvements? 151 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:35,903 Just minor tweaks, okay? 152 00:05:35,986 --> 00:05:38,197 Like a jukebox that doesn't catch fire sometimes. 153 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,282 Separate olive and cherry trays. 154 00:05:40,365 --> 00:05:43,535 A toilet that flushes down and not up. 155 00:05:43,619 --> 00:05:44,870 Okay, that's an attraction 156 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:47,331 and a lot of our customers actually like that. 157 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,500 Why are you so eager to change our bar? 158 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,293 We should be ruining their bar. 159 00:05:51,376 --> 00:05:53,128 We should cut their power. 160 00:05:53,212 --> 00:05:55,506 We should paint a door where there isn't a door. 161 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,817 We're not talented enough to paint a realistic door, Nick. 162 00:05:57,841 --> 00:05:58,881 All right, okay. Try this. 163 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,969 I call it "Whiskey Business," 164 00:06:01,053 --> 00:06:02,429 but surprise! 165 00:06:02,513 --> 00:06:03,639 There's vodka in that. 166 00:06:03,722 --> 00:06:04,890 Boom. 167 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,016 Thank you, honey. 168 00:06:09,728 --> 00:06:10,729 Come on. 169 00:06:12,064 --> 00:06:13,649 It's a little chunky. 170 00:06:15,484 --> 00:06:17,611 Tastes like loose chili, a little bit. 171 00:06:17,694 --> 00:06:19,574 Yeah, I'm gonna go get some fresher ingredients. 172 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,156 Okay, you do that, hon. 173 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,243 Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? 174 00:06:24,326 --> 00:06:26,245 I hate fads, man. 175 00:06:26,328 --> 00:06:29,540 Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: 176 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,459 You need to give your Ds more emphasis. 177 00:06:32,543 --> 00:06:34,169 - Fads. - What I said. 178 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:36,272 - You're gonna get yourself in trouble. - By hating fads? 179 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,108 That's… maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. 180 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:39,299 Or "hip" bars. 181 00:06:39,383 --> 00:06:41,635 We need to stop competing 182 00:06:41,718 --> 00:06:43,262 with trendy, hip fad bars? 183 00:06:43,345 --> 00:06:44,847 Okay. 184 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:47,307 All right. I need a drink. 185 00:06:47,391 --> 00:06:50,686 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Somebody cut our soda. 186 00:06:50,769 --> 00:06:53,164 - Oh, my God, who would do such a thing? - It's Connie, Schmidt. 187 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:55,333 Well, how would she have gotten in here? I mean, she couldn't… 188 00:06:55,357 --> 00:06:56,984 She took our bubbles, Schmidt! 189 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:59,194 We have to retaliate. 190 00:06:59,278 --> 00:07:01,447 What do we look like, Tonya Harding's henchmen? 191 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:03,031 Who am I, Jeff Gillooly? 192 00:07:03,115 --> 00:07:05,659 Either you care enough about this bar to fight for it, 193 00:07:05,743 --> 00:07:07,077 or you don't. 194 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:08,954 Because I care enough. I'll fight. 195 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,477 Let's do this. What are we gonna do? 196 00:07:10,539 --> 00:07:12,583 - We're gonna hit her where it hurts. - I'm in. 197 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,834 Not the vagina. 198 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:17,880 We're gonna go after the bar. 199 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:19,524 Uh, yes, that's ri… N… There was not even a single part of me 200 00:07:19,548 --> 00:07:21,151 that thought you were talking about the vagina. 201 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:23,051 - The bar. - The b… Yes, the… 202 00:07:23,135 --> 00:07:25,095 All right, I'm gonna take over the plan. 203 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,639 Good. Yeah, good. It was getting on top of me. 204 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:28,891 Winston, sorry. 205 00:07:28,974 --> 00:07:31,894 Sorry, I hit some potholes, and then we got on the freeway, 206 00:07:31,977 --> 00:07:34,122 and then some schoolkids started throwing pencils at me… 207 00:07:34,146 --> 00:07:35,481 Then we passed a cop, 208 00:07:35,564 --> 00:07:37,124 and I had to pretend to be a mannequin. 209 00:07:37,149 --> 00:07:39,109 - What is that noise? - Hang on a second, Winston. 210 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,695 Oh, no. 211 00:07:41,779 --> 00:07:43,489 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 212 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,658 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 213 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:48,160 Where are you? What is that… 214 00:07:49,578 --> 00:07:50,913 Aah! 215 00:07:52,664 --> 00:07:53,767 - Winston, can you hear me? - Jess, I can't hear you! 216 00:07:53,791 --> 00:07:55,042 I can't… Are you okay? 217 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,169 What is happening right now? 218 00:07:57,252 --> 00:07:59,963 The bed's getting cold, and you're not here… 219 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,007 Hello, Jess? 220 00:08:02,091 --> 00:08:04,968 The future that we holdis so unclear 221 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,137 can hear me, listen to me now… 222 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,807 Shining like stars and screaming… 223 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,893 Winston! Winston, help! 224 00:08:12,976 --> 00:08:16,105 But then you disappearand make me wait… 225 00:08:16,188 --> 00:08:17,508 I need all units! Send all units! 226 00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:22,528 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… 227 00:08:22,611 --> 00:08:23,987 Ow, ow, ow. 228 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,573 Baby, baby, no, I can't escape… 229 00:08:28,534 --> 00:08:30,452 So this is how I die! 230 00:08:30,536 --> 00:08:33,455 The future that we hold is so unclear. 231 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:35,582 But I'm not alive. 232 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:36,834 Reasons why… 233 00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:39,920 I'm not crazy! 234 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,510 - That was great. - Just like I envisioned it. 235 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,011 Connie cut our soda line. 236 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,471 So we take a fish, 237 00:08:49,555 --> 00:08:51,974 and we put it in the vents of her restaurant bar. 238 00:08:52,057 --> 00:08:54,560 The whole place is gonna smell like a whale's ass. 239 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:56,103 Not just any fish either. 240 00:08:56,186 --> 00:08:57,747 - A branzino. You know… - Freaking branzino. 241 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,648 She thinks she's hip and classy. 242 00:08:59,731 --> 00:09:01,960 Wait till she tangles with the most highly regarded table fish 243 00:09:01,984 --> 00:09:03,026 in all the world. 244 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,462 I was trying to cut a runaway olive, 245 00:09:04,486 --> 00:09:05,654 and I cut the soda line. 246 00:09:06,822 --> 00:09:09,324 Why? Why'd you…? 247 00:09:09,408 --> 00:09:10,885 I-I didn't think you'd actually notice, 248 00:09:10,909 --> 00:09:12,077 to be honest with you. 249 00:09:12,161 --> 00:09:14,288 - What are we going to do now? - Deny, deny, deny. 250 00:09:14,371 --> 00:09:15,515 There's no way she'll know it's us. 251 00:09:15,539 --> 00:09:18,625 Oh, hey, guys. I just came by to return your fish. 252 00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:20,919 I've never seen that fish before in my life. 253 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:22,755 Ooh, is that a branzino? 254 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:24,673 Whoever bought that fish has impeccable taste. 255 00:09:27,509 --> 00:09:29,470 I mean, I guess they kind of look like… 256 00:09:29,553 --> 00:09:31,553 - Nah, that doesn't even… No, that's… - Really? 257 00:09:31,597 --> 00:09:33,223 Yeah, good luck finding those guys. 258 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,909 Of course it's us, you idiot. Why'd you admit it? 259 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:37,394 We're right there! We might as well be wearing name tags! 260 00:09:37,478 --> 00:09:39,247 - You're so stupid, man. - You're so stupid, moron. 261 00:09:39,271 --> 00:09:40,331 You're a bad guy to partner up in this stuff. 262 00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:42,274 Give us a chance to, first, apologize 263 00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:45,194 and, second, give you a little bit of context here. 264 00:09:45,277 --> 00:09:48,238 You see, we thought that you attacked our bar. 265 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:51,533 Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? 266 00:09:51,617 --> 00:09:53,827 And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you 267 00:09:53,911 --> 00:09:56,080 for one of your numerous health code violations. 268 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,040 Some improvements definitely need to be made. 269 00:09:58,123 --> 00:10:00,351 We… We found a dead fox in the keg room the other week. 270 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,710 We're not sure it was a fox. 271 00:10:01,794 --> 00:10:04,463 Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room 272 00:10:04,546 --> 00:10:07,508 that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog… 273 00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:11,261 A word of advice: Do not mess with me. 274 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:14,640 This past year has been the worst year of my life. 275 00:10:14,723 --> 00:10:16,058 First, my cat died. 276 00:10:16,141 --> 00:10:17,935 Then my husband left me for our neighbor, 277 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,895 and so I had to listen to them having sex 278 00:10:19,978 --> 00:10:21,772 through our bedroom wall every single night. 279 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,442 And then he left my neighbor for my mother, 280 00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:27,903 which is, like, a very long story 281 00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:29,863 that I don't really want to get into. 282 00:10:29,947 --> 00:10:31,740 Then my other cat died. 283 00:10:31,824 --> 00:10:34,868 Then I ran over a dog while I was driving to the vet 284 00:10:34,952 --> 00:10:37,454 with our dead cat on my lap. 285 00:10:39,748 --> 00:10:43,419 You guys messed with my business 286 00:10:43,502 --> 00:10:45,337 now I'm gonna have to destroy you. 287 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:48,006 If I may ask 288 00:10:48,090 --> 00:10:52,094 how and when you're planning on destroying us. 289 00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:54,155 Any information would be… would be greatly appreciated. 290 00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:56,339 Yeah, 'cause then we could prepare for it a little bit. 291 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,016 It's gonna be soon. 292 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,018 And when you least expect it. 293 00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:02,646 That's something. Thank… 294 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,731 You followed me into a car wash! 295 00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:07,276 That is so not… Okay, I have a… 296 00:11:07,359 --> 00:11:08,944 What I want to say to you… 297 00:11:09,027 --> 00:11:10,588 I have a lot of things I want to say to you. 298 00:11:10,612 --> 00:11:12,172 I have a restraining order against you. 299 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,159 I'm not dangerous, and you don't need to be afraid of me. 300 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,243 Clearly. 301 00:11:18,162 --> 00:11:21,123 Okay, well, I guess, um… nice seeing you. 302 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,375 I'm gonna get to my next engagement. 303 00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:25,377 Where are we, by the way? 304 00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:28,130 I'll just check my little… My little thing. 305 00:11:29,673 --> 00:11:31,425 It's actually not functioning. 306 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:34,887 Old gal got a little bit wet. 307 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,513 Eh, feed it to the birds. 308 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,559 Oh! Oh… 309 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,730 That got me. 310 00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:47,357 Yeah, that got me. 311 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:50,694 Oh, I'm just gonna rest for a second. 312 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,322 Get in the car. Damn it. 313 00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:55,532 Yeah, I get it. It's too sad to watch. 314 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,328 Clear. 315 00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:00,871 Clear. 316 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,956 There are no signs of foul play back here. 317 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,167 Also, I feel fantastic. 318 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,810 That's because you're very drunk, Cece. 319 00:12:06,877 --> 00:12:08,477 You're supposed to be spitting them out. 320 00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:09,689 How would she poison our booze anyway? 321 00:12:09,713 --> 00:12:11,006 We've been here the entire time. 322 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,217 Who knows? You saw how intense she was. 323 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,968 We're at a state of high alert. 324 00:12:15,052 --> 00:12:16,404 And, frankly, I don't trust your coat. 325 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:18,180 It's too warm to wear a coat like that. 326 00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:20,557 Unless you're hiding a fish. You hiding a fish? 327 00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:22,768 - All I got's a chicken. - Okay, don't trust you. 328 00:12:22,851 --> 00:12:24,019 Out you go. 329 00:12:24,103 --> 00:12:25,413 Thanks for coming in again, Eric. 330 00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:26,939 This bar is outrageous. 331 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,108 I'm so sorry it's not like your favorite bar, Presh. 332 00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:31,693 You know my favorite bar is Heshe's Tango in Phuket. 333 00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:34,196 Their coconut mojitos literally gave me an orgasm. 334 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:35,531 I had to buy new pants. 335 00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:37,282 "I love Presh." 336 00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:40,619 "Presh has napkins and… walnuts." 337 00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:43,580 - Is that meant to be me? - No, I'm doing a spot-on Winston. 338 00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:45,541 Because I do not talk like that. 339 00:12:45,624 --> 00:12:47,394 Do you even like the Griffin? What is the Gri…? 340 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,587 - Are you kidding me? - It's… uh, the Griffin's our bar. 341 00:12:50,671 --> 00:12:52,256 - I knew that. - He loves it! 342 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,983 What the hell are you talking about, you booze hound? 343 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,217 We lost her a long time ago. 344 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,928 - Cece, honey, drink some water, okay? - Nope. 345 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,222 Hey, man, do you know how hard I have worked 346 00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:02,641 at this bar in the past year? 347 00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:05,436 I've killed myself for this place. 348 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,563 A year ago, we were in a sinkhole. 349 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:09,231 We were in the red. 350 00:13:09,314 --> 00:13:12,234 But now, because of me, because of my work, 351 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,278 - we're in the white. - What's "the white"? 352 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,405 The white. Breaking even. 353 00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:18,425 - Oh, we're breaking even? - Yes, that's what I'm saying. 354 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,367 How wonderful. And let's just stop there. 355 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,953 Where will we invest our extra zero percent? 356 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,371 I know, how about in the toilet? 357 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,123 The same toilet that flushes upwards. 358 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:30,627 Wait! What if this… Tthis was Connie's plan the entire time? 359 00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:34,256 Okay, she knew we would be so paranoid 360 00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:37,217 that we would drive all the customers out of the bar 361 00:13:37,301 --> 00:13:39,094 and start fighting with each other. 362 00:13:39,178 --> 00:13:43,474 Connie emptied this entire bar without lifting a finger. 363 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:47,060 Nick, you may not like her, but you must admit she is brilliant. 364 00:13:47,144 --> 00:13:49,062 I don't have to admit that. 365 00:13:49,146 --> 00:13:52,274 But I will say you've made something crystal clear. 366 00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:54,026 I'm alone. 367 00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:55,986 - I'm all alone. - Oh, here we go. 368 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:59,364 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna handle this myself, all alone. 369 00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,617 I'm gonna call a meeting of the families… 370 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,951 Oh, Lord. 371 00:14:03,035 --> 00:14:04,929 A sit-down with all the businesses on the block, 372 00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:07,581 and you are not invited. 373 00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:08,999 - Okay, fine. - Shh. 374 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,126 Just take the rejection. 375 00:14:11,794 --> 00:14:14,338 Hi. Oh, you guys open? 376 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,301 Yeah, yeah, we are. What can I get you to drink? 377 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,466 Ah, no, nothing. 378 00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:19,749 - I'm just here to see the "up" toilet. - Yeah, you are. 379 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:23,764 Look, I just want you to know, when you drop me off, 380 00:14:23,847 --> 00:14:26,517 that's it. I'm not bothering you ever again. 381 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,851 Good. 382 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:32,832 I just want to say one thing… 383 00:14:32,856 --> 00:14:34,817 Please stop talking. 384 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,027 Oh! Geez! 385 00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:40,739 Aah! 386 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,581 Get out. I'm calling you a car. Out! 387 00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:51,893 Sam, you were right to take a restraining order against me 388 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,836 because, ever since I saw you again, 389 00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:56,004 I can't stop thinking about you. 390 00:15:00,676 --> 00:15:02,970 I'm not the girl you used to know. 391 00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:04,430 I'm really together now. 392 00:15:04,513 --> 00:15:06,640 I know I just went through a car wash, but… 393 00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:11,562 I'm still very mad at you. 394 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,855 As you should be. 395 00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,357 You taste like soap. 396 00:15:15,441 --> 00:15:17,651 I feel like I'm on Grey's Anatomy in these scrubs. 397 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:19,175 - I don't know what that means. - Oh. 398 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:25,451 300 feet away from each other, now! 399 00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:26,952 No! We figured it out. 400 00:15:27,035 --> 00:15:29,371 Jessica Day, take your hands off of this man. 401 00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:31,999 Dr. Sam, friend face: Good to see you. 402 00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:34,752 Cop face: 300 feet away from her. 403 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,115 When did you become a cop, dude? 404 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,671 - Oh, not too long ago. - Congrats. 405 00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:39,649 Thank you. I appreciate that. It's nothing, you know. 406 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,467 I get to do a lot of cool stuff on the job. 407 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,302 I once slid across the hood of a car. 408 00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:44,428 I scratched it all up. 409 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,031 I didn't have to pay for it, you know. 410 00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:47,765 'Cause I'm a cop, so 411 00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:49,308 300 feet away. 412 00:15:51,769 --> 00:15:53,645 I've gathered the families here today, 413 00:15:53,729 --> 00:15:55,814 to end this terrible, terrible, unnecessary war. 414 00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:56,940 So, thank you. 415 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,776 Connie and I have had our battles, 416 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,360 but today we make our peace. 417 00:16:00,444 --> 00:16:02,821 She's of the north. She's the owner of Presh. 418 00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:04,823 What is this? I only came because you said 419 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,743 you were suing me for what I did, which, by the way, was nothing. 420 00:16:07,826 --> 00:16:09,787 - I lied to ensure your presence. - Good Lord. 421 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,056 Over here, we have Peter Verrebian. 422 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,331 Yes. 423 00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:13,957 Enjoying the pasta. 424 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:18,212 He is also the owner of Produce-slash- Cold Beer-slash-Ice. 425 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,398 Peter, I know that's what the sign above your market says. 426 00:16:20,422 --> 00:16:21,858 Is that the name of your establishment? 427 00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:24,093 - Yes. - Very creative. 428 00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,762 Oh, and AnaLysa from AnaLysa's Nails wanted to be here, 429 00:16:26,845 --> 00:16:29,223 but she couldn't find somebody to cover her register. 430 00:16:29,306 --> 00:16:31,242 And if you've ever gone in that place, it's messy. 431 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:35,646 Like, it's not a great… Establishment. 432 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,024 How did things get this far, everybody? 433 00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,652 - This is so weird. - Thank you for the spaghetti. 434 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,237 Wasn't that a nice thing to say? 435 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,696 I wish we were all so polite. 436 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,156 I'd like to say something. 437 00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:48,325 I don't need you here, Schmidt. 438 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,621 Connie… You know, Presh may have booths 439 00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:54,039 made of reclaimed wood 440 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:57,042 and carefully curated artisanal flatware… 441 00:16:57,126 --> 00:17:01,004 But this bar will have something that your fancy place will never have. 442 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,089 What's that? 443 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,925 - Nick Miller. - Oh. Well. 444 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:06,468 No, we'll never have that. 445 00:17:06,552 --> 00:17:09,721 Of course I'm proud that this bar breaks even, 446 00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:12,266 but I think that you can do better than that. 447 00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:14,184 I didn't just invest in this bar, Nick. 448 00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:17,062 - I invested in you. - No, you didn't. 449 00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:19,064 You don't have equity in me, and we're… 450 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,484 I get it. 451 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,739 Hey, Connie… 452 00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:29,074 Yours isn't the only bar on the block 453 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:32,161 that has valet, starting immediately. 454 00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:37,332 We have valet, kiddo. 455 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:39,835 You got valet. 456 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:43,547 You got valet. 457 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,715 This is beautiful. 458 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,384 The valet's yours. The valet's yours. 459 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,180 Um… Are they in love? 460 00:17:51,263 --> 00:17:53,098 Yes. Very much so. 461 00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:54,892 Okay. Hey, guys, um… 462 00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,852 Let's just call a truce and end this. 463 00:17:56,935 --> 00:17:58,896 If nothing else, so I can stop dealing with you. 464 00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:00,522 - I'll drink to that. - You got it. 465 00:18:00,606 --> 00:18:01,857 Okay. 466 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,734 - A toast? - To us. Salud! 467 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:04,818 Okay. 468 00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,322 This is good. This is really good. 469 00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:10,050 Uh, yeah. My buddy Andy makes it in his basement. 470 00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:11,801 I'm not allowed to say anything else about it, though. 471 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,118 Wow, I'm not kidding. 472 00:18:13,202 --> 00:18:15,788 I think this is the best whiskey that I've ever had. 473 00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:17,991 - You want to go out with me sometime? - What? No. No. 474 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,333 No, no, no. Never. 475 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:21,126 - Never. - But the whole back and forth 476 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,021 with, like, the fish and getting mad at each other… 477 00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:24,421 Never. Never. 478 00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,507 When you came back and threw the fish down… 479 00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:27,591 Nothing… 480 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,719 Where did you get there, from "I like this whiskey" to…? 481 00:18:30,803 --> 00:18:32,864 - What the hell was that? - You know what? Let it go. Let it go. 482 00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:34,616 This was, this is my mistake. It was a misread… 483 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,160 I would sooner make love to Peter and his mouthful of spaghetti. 484 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,019 Pass. 485 00:18:40,145 --> 00:18:41,730 Okay, Peter. 486 00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:43,107 Cheers. 487 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,566 298, 299… 488 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,110 Watch out for the lamp. 489 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,945 And that's 300, right there. Wait here. 490 00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:50,322 I'm dropping the restraining order. This isn't necessary. 491 00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:52,491 I'll determine what's necessary; I'm a cop. 492 00:18:52,574 --> 00:18:54,326 Stop! There's no more restraining order. 493 00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,786 And no more cop face. 494 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:57,287 Girl, this is my friend face. 495 00:18:57,371 --> 00:18:58,956 Honestly, I can't tell the difference. 496 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:01,750 Well, there is no difference. That's why I have to announce it. 497 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,585 And as your friend, Winston, 498 00:19:03,669 --> 00:19:06,380 I just want to make sure that you two have thought things through. 499 00:19:07,506 --> 00:19:10,384 That you're not rushing into things, you know? 500 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,844 You don't hurt each other again. 501 00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,637 I'm thinking, maybe, as your friend, 502 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,891 maybe, you should be restraining yourselves. 503 00:19:22,104 --> 00:19:24,398 Because of the restraining order? 504 00:19:24,481 --> 00:19:26,567 Look, we've grown up a lot. 505 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,240 We've made mistakes and we've learned from them. 506 00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:32,156 Jess, nobody takes out a restraining order 507 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,800 unless they think that they're in danger. 508 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,868 - Winston's right. - What? 509 00:19:37,494 --> 00:19:39,079 You're dangerous. 510 00:19:39,163 --> 00:19:40,873 I mean, you're dangerous to me. 511 00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:43,459 You want to know why I got the restraining order? 512 00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:47,255 'Cause I couldn't stop thinking about you either. 513 00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:50,466 I didn't trust myself not to call you and start this whole thing up again. 514 00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:54,511 You know, you've changed, Jess, 515 00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,472 and that's great, I just… I haven't. 516 00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:58,056 And I'm still mad at you 517 00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,017 and that's gonna take some time. 518 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,270 I think the, uh, best, smartest thing for us to do 519 00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:05,147 is to just… 520 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,774 Say good-bye. 521 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:11,445 What does Selena Gomez always say? 522 00:20:11,528 --> 00:20:13,614 "Take your things and go…" 523 00:20:13,697 --> 00:20:16,241 The lyric is, "Take away your things and go." 524 00:20:16,325 --> 00:20:17,743 "Take your things away and go…" 525 00:20:17,826 --> 00:20:19,536 "Take away your things and go…" 526 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,871 "Take away your things and go." 527 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:21,997 - Yeah. - Yes. 528 00:20:23,499 --> 00:20:24,917 Good-bye, Jess. 529 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,251 Good-bye, Sam. 530 00:20:28,545 --> 00:20:29,838 That's enough. 531 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,012 Wow. 532 00:20:37,096 --> 00:20:38,847 Powerful stuff. 533 00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:40,891 But I think we both know that it was for the best. 534 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,953 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been dealing with this all day 535 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,021 and I got some chores to get done. 536 00:20:46,105 --> 00:20:49,108 Cat box to clean, juice to Popsicle-ize… 537 00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:59,076 Sam! 538 00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,953 Sam, wait! Wait! 539 00:21:01,036 --> 00:21:03,080 Sam! Sam! Hi. 540 00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:04,790 Look, I want to say I lied. 541 00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:07,584 I said that I've grown up; I don't know that I have. 542 00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:09,268 I just said that 'cause it sounded good. 543 00:21:09,294 --> 00:21:10,337 Get in. 544 00:21:12,798 --> 00:21:16,051 And now I see that you're… 545 00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:17,803 - Oh, are we crazy? - Yes! 546 00:21:17,886 --> 00:21:19,054 Now I see… 547 00:21:19,138 --> 00:21:20,931 - Oh. Ow! Sorry. - Ow. Yeah, yeah. 548 00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,575 Let me get this through the steering wheel here. 549 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:23,743 Kiss my neck while I get the steering wheel. 550 00:21:23,767 --> 00:21:24,935 Over there. 551 00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:26,520 Aah! 552 00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:27,938 - Hello! - Quite a bit of traffic 553 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,165 - building up back there. - Come on! 554 00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,732 They can wait. 555 00:21:30,816 --> 00:21:32,151 Hurry up! Let's go! 556 00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:33,914 Actually, I… I really feel bad for them. 557 00:21:33,986 --> 00:21:35,505 They're all… they have to get somewhere, too. 558 00:21:35,529 --> 00:21:36,631 They're getting a bit angry. 559 00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,055 Yeah, okay. Let's go to your place.