1 00:00:02,466 --> 00:00:03,925 Damn it. How do you spell "boudoir"? 2 00:00:04,009 --> 00:00:05,570 I'm so far off, I'm not getting the auto-correct. 3 00:00:05,594 --> 00:00:07,447 So which girl are you texting now, the coffin-maker? 4 00:00:07,471 --> 00:00:08,698 Oh, you're thinking about Jamie. 5 00:00:08,722 --> 00:00:11,516 Nah, nah. She kinda disappeared into her busy season, 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,477 so this is Rhonda. 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,996 Oh, is this the girl with the yogurt mouth? 8 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:16,897 That's Simi Valley Sue. 9 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:19,316 Rhonda is Willem Dafoe's assistant. 10 00:00:19,399 --> 00:00:21,485 No, she's… Rhonda's the army reservist. 11 00:00:21,568 --> 00:00:24,321 Boy, you are on such a tear with the ladies, Winston. 12 00:00:24,404 --> 00:00:25,906 Your boy cleanin' up. 13 00:00:26,823 --> 00:00:28,033 Not thinking about Aly. 14 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,785 And Rhonda, you know, she's cool, man. 15 00:00:29,868 --> 00:00:31,495 I'm having the most fun with her. 16 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,121 She really keeps me on my toes. 17 00:00:33,205 --> 00:00:35,005 And y'all know Winston love being on his toes. 18 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,352 - Definitely, definitely. - Actually, she's poppin' by later. 19 00:00:37,376 --> 00:00:38,978 You guys will get to meet her before the wedding. 20 00:00:39,002 --> 00:00:40,688 - Before… She's coming to our wedding? - Yes. 21 00:00:40,712 --> 00:00:42,815 Winston, you're gonna bring this flavor of the month to our wedding? 22 00:00:42,839 --> 00:00:43,983 - Well, I was… - She's gonna be in wedding photos? 23 00:00:44,007 --> 00:00:45,092 Are you kidding me? 24 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,277 Oh, gather round, grandchildren. 25 00:00:46,301 --> 00:00:47,781 Look at Uncle Winston, and this woman 26 00:00:47,844 --> 00:00:49,930 who is not Willem Dafoe's assistant. 27 00:00:50,013 --> 00:00:51,974 Well, I am excited to meet her. 28 00:00:52,057 --> 00:00:53,183 Can you tell us some basics? 29 00:00:53,266 --> 00:00:55,310 Her last name, her rank… 30 00:00:55,394 --> 00:00:56,746 Yeah, I don't know any of that stuff. 31 00:00:56,770 --> 00:00:58,522 I've only been on two dates with her, so… 32 00:00:58,605 --> 00:00:59,749 Two dates, how do we even know 33 00:00:59,773 --> 00:01:01,191 that she's fighting for our army? 34 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,111 Hey! Are we looking at the owner of a new used car? 35 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,821 No. I wish. 36 00:01:05,904 --> 00:01:08,740 Billy from Car County started playing misogynist bingo 37 00:01:08,824 --> 00:01:10,450 with me as soon as I walked in the door. 38 00:01:10,534 --> 00:01:11,952 He called me "dollface." 39 00:01:12,035 --> 00:01:13,680 Started pointing out all the room in the trunk 40 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:15,288 for my shopping bags. 41 00:01:15,372 --> 00:01:17,332 Then, he explained four-wheel drive to me. 42 00:01:17,416 --> 00:01:19,209 I don't need four-wheel drive explained. 43 00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:20,585 It's very well named. 44 00:01:20,669 --> 00:01:22,397 Like World Series of Poker champion, Chris Moneymaker. 45 00:01:22,421 --> 00:01:23,547 Continue, though. 46 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:25,350 Okay, you know how you get back at this guy? 47 00:01:25,424 --> 00:01:27,592 Huh. You do the entire thing online. 48 00:01:27,676 --> 00:01:29,219 You set up an e-mail address, 49 00:01:29,303 --> 00:01:30,971 but under a dude's name. 50 00:01:31,054 --> 00:01:33,140 Yes. I love it. 51 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:36,059 Help! Help! There's some lunatic after me! 52 00:01:36,143 --> 00:01:37,144 Oh, my God! 53 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,228 - Call 911! - Call 911! 54 00:01:38,312 --> 00:01:39,646 Please, somebody help me. 55 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,857 Winston! Winston, go… 56 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:44,901 Oh, my God! Stay there! Wait! Don't pull it out. 57 00:01:49,573 --> 00:01:50,574 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 58 00:01:54,661 --> 00:01:56,246 You just got Rhonda'd. 59 00:01:57,497 --> 00:01:58,498 Rhonda'd! 60 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:02,836 What's your last name? 61 00:02:08,216 --> 00:02:11,553 I'm almost done with my "Jeff Day" e-mail to the dealer. 62 00:02:11,637 --> 00:02:13,722 I've constructed a very rich back story for him. 63 00:02:13,805 --> 00:02:15,432 - Listen to this, listen to this. - Okay. 64 00:02:15,557 --> 00:02:17,434 He wrote this while on break from his job, 65 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:19,394 which is hanging telephone line. 66 00:02:19,478 --> 00:02:21,396 He should have a desk job by now, 67 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,357 but the ground has always been trouble for him. 68 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:25,859 Yeah, the poles are safer. 69 00:02:25,942 --> 00:02:28,612 And sometimes, at dusk, he can see his buddies 70 00:02:28,695 --> 00:02:30,989 from Desert Storm dancing in the static. 71 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:32,824 - That's beautiful. - Yeah, it's okay. 72 00:02:32,908 --> 00:02:35,028 So you need a dude pass before you send it off, right? 73 00:02:35,243 --> 00:02:37,371 No, I don't need a dude pass. No, no. Listen to this. 74 00:02:37,913 --> 00:02:39,998 My wife is on my nuts. 75 00:02:40,082 --> 00:02:43,085 I need two grand off the MSRP. Go, Clips. 76 00:02:43,168 --> 00:02:44,395 - Go, Clips! Good, yeah. - Hey, Nick, 77 00:02:44,419 --> 00:02:46,964 if anyone's gonna give Jess a dude pass, 78 00:02:47,047 --> 00:02:48,048 it's gonna be me. 79 00:02:48,131 --> 00:02:50,550 A dude pass. Not a pretty-boy pass. 80 00:02:50,926 --> 00:02:54,262 Not a "I make my money from my mind" pass. 81 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,808 Not a "I look like the cute benchwarmer on an NBA team", 82 00:02:57,891 --> 00:02:59,267 "but I'm not good enough to play." 83 00:02:59,351 --> 00:03:01,228 - Are you done? - After I take my dude pass, 84 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,747 why don't you take a short guy pass? 85 00:03:02,771 --> 00:03:05,148 Why don't you take a snake voice pass? 86 00:03:05,232 --> 00:03:06,960 Is it frustrating for you when you go to concerts 87 00:03:06,984 --> 00:03:08,836 and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short? 88 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:11,780 It can be. It can be! 89 00:03:11,863 --> 00:03:14,074 I know we're in an awkward situation. 90 00:03:14,157 --> 00:03:17,035 I used to date Nick, now I'm dating Sam, again. 91 00:03:17,119 --> 00:03:18,745 I thought we were over all this. 92 00:03:18,829 --> 00:03:20,014 And now every time I turn around, 93 00:03:20,038 --> 00:03:21,915 you guys are in some kind of turf war. 94 00:03:21,999 --> 00:03:24,334 Are we in a turf war? I didn't even notice, you punk. 95 00:03:24,418 --> 00:03:25,585 This can't go on forever. 96 00:03:25,669 --> 00:03:27,188 Let's just get our emotions out there. 97 00:03:27,212 --> 00:03:28,372 Let's just express ourselves… 98 00:03:28,422 --> 00:03:29,464 I'm good. I don't… 99 00:03:29,548 --> 00:03:30,733 - I got nothing. - Yeah, I mean, everything's fine. 100 00:03:30,757 --> 00:03:32,193 - You feel good? - Yeah, I feel great. 101 00:03:32,217 --> 00:03:34,028 - Yeah, I got nothing to talk about, yeah. - We're good, man. 102 00:03:34,052 --> 00:03:35,530 I don't feel nothin' towards you man. 103 00:03:35,554 --> 00:03:37,139 You spit on the bottom of my shoe, dude. 104 00:03:40,892 --> 00:03:42,144 Let's… 105 00:03:42,394 --> 00:03:44,604 This is what you want for our nuptials? 106 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:46,064 Shenanigans? 107 00:03:46,148 --> 00:03:47,232 This is our wedding, Cece, 108 00:03:47,316 --> 00:03:49,401 not Ernest Goes to Our Wedding. 109 00:03:49,484 --> 00:03:51,278 Can't we just revoke Winston's plus one? 110 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,006 Okay, look, I'm sure there's more to Rhonda 111 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:54,906 than just pranks, all right? 112 00:03:55,699 --> 00:03:57,784 We owe it to Winston to get to know her. 113 00:03:57,868 --> 00:03:59,494 Well, let's start at the beginning. 114 00:03:59,578 --> 00:04:01,538 Tell us about your childhood. Where'd you grow up? 115 00:04:02,247 --> 00:04:04,082 - Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh. 116 00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:05,876 I don't like to talk about it 117 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:07,294 around new people, 118 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,171 but we were homeless. 119 00:04:09,629 --> 00:04:11,048 - Oh. - Oh, I'm… I'm so sorry. 120 00:04:11,131 --> 00:04:12,215 I had no idea. 121 00:04:12,299 --> 00:04:13,300 It was tough. 122 00:04:13,717 --> 00:04:18,138 We didn't have money for food, clothes, toys. 123 00:04:18,472 --> 00:04:21,016 My brother and I adopted a rat. 124 00:04:21,683 --> 00:04:24,144 I remember, we called the rat Cingular Wireless. 125 00:04:24,519 --> 00:04:26,229 He was sweet. 126 00:04:26,313 --> 00:04:28,565 Until he ate my brother's pinkie toe clean off. 127 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:30,651 What? 128 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:31,936 He bit it like a baby carrot. 129 00:04:32,569 --> 00:04:35,030 Just… It woke me up. 130 00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:37,240 That snap, that snap. 131 00:04:37,324 --> 00:04:38,426 In the end, we laughed about it, 132 00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:39,660 'cause what else can you do? 133 00:04:39,743 --> 00:04:41,995 Just Cingular being Cingular. 134 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,872 Gosh darn it. 135 00:04:43,955 --> 00:04:45,123 He ran away after a while… 136 00:04:45,957 --> 00:04:47,584 My brother, not the rat. 137 00:04:47,668 --> 00:04:50,629 He didn't get far, obviously, not with nine toes. 138 00:04:50,712 --> 00:04:53,298 Listen, it wasn't a great childhood, 139 00:04:54,591 --> 00:04:56,176 and I know that I come on strong, 140 00:04:56,718 --> 00:05:00,973 but I guess, if I can scare people with my pranks, 141 00:05:01,056 --> 00:05:03,100 then I know I'm not the only one who's scared. 142 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:08,188 What a cruel, terrible world we live in. 143 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:10,357 I had no idea. 144 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,942 I'm so, so, so, sorry. 145 00:05:14,945 --> 00:05:16,405 You're stupid, Schmidt. 146 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:18,824 And you're… you're stupid, too, Cece, 147 00:05:18,907 --> 00:05:19,908 Stupid. 148 00:05:19,992 --> 00:05:21,076 Okay, wait, so the… the… 149 00:05:21,159 --> 00:05:22,786 The entire story is a lie? 150 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:25,372 Rhon. Da'd. 151 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:26,456 Pow-pow. 152 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:31,086 Need a little more of this. 153 00:05:31,169 --> 00:05:32,838 Anybody else want some, uh, wine? 154 00:05:32,921 --> 00:05:34,131 Oh, no, thanks. 155 00:05:34,214 --> 00:05:35,716 I salted it. 156 00:05:37,509 --> 00:05:39,309 You salted the wine? How is that even a prank? 157 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:41,722 You just told her that you salted it before she took a sip. 158 00:05:41,805 --> 00:05:44,933 Unless of course that the prank is that there's no salt in it. 159 00:05:50,939 --> 00:05:52,566 Yes, there's salt. 160 00:05:52,649 --> 00:05:54,151 There's most definitely salt in that. 161 00:05:55,736 --> 00:05:57,487 This is delightful. 162 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:02,284 Mr. Day, I, too, love Sons of Anarchy. 163 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:03,827 You drive a pretty hard bargain. 164 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:05,495 I agree to your terms! 165 00:06:05,579 --> 00:06:09,666 You just have to sign the papers in person. 166 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,294 I'm at the dealership for another hour. 167 00:06:12,377 --> 00:06:14,713 Ah, I did not think this through. 168 00:06:16,173 --> 00:06:18,842 Nick… I have hit a snag in my car buying. 169 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:20,844 I'm not surprised you came to me. 170 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:23,639 I heard you and, uh, Dr. Trap-Jaw last night, 171 00:06:23,722 --> 00:06:25,474 and he climaxes like a woman. 172 00:06:25,557 --> 00:06:26,725 That was me. 173 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:29,227 Then you sound like a woman when you climax. 174 00:06:29,353 --> 00:06:31,063 - I am a woman. - What's your point? 175 00:06:31,146 --> 00:06:32,314 We're still on your point. 176 00:06:32,397 --> 00:06:33,666 I'm waiting for you to wrap it up. 177 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:34,983 My point is… 178 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:37,194 Your car deal went south, and so you need Nick Miller 179 00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:38,654 to twist some nips for you, yeah? 180 00:06:38,737 --> 00:06:40,377 Nope. The nips have already been twisted. 181 00:06:40,447 --> 00:06:42,949 All I need right now is someone to pretend to be Jeff Day. 182 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:45,369 And I would ask Sam, but he's in a procedure all day. 183 00:06:45,452 --> 00:06:47,788 He's de-webbing some kid's toes. 184 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:50,123 It sounds whimsical, but it's actually very serious. 185 00:06:50,207 --> 00:06:51,249 Why would you go to him? 186 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:53,627 He cannot close this deal for you, Jess. 187 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:55,504 The deal has already been closed. 188 00:06:55,587 --> 00:06:57,839 Right now, I just need, literally, any man. 189 00:06:57,923 --> 00:06:59,091 If I could wish 190 00:06:59,174 --> 00:07:00,968 a mannequin to life, I would. 191 00:07:02,427 --> 00:07:03,804 Oh, Jessica. 192 00:07:03,887 --> 00:07:06,807 You understand that fate fused that kid's toes together. 193 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:09,226 And Dr. Sam is the man for that job, 194 00:07:09,309 --> 00:07:10,560 but I'm the man for this job. 195 00:07:10,644 --> 00:07:11,937 So if you excuse me, 196 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,581 let me get my Julius Pepperwood disguise. 197 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,041 Wait, no, no, no. You don't understand. 198 00:07:15,065 --> 00:07:16,584 I just need you to pretend to be Jeff Day. 199 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:18,586 - Well, I need some sort of disguise. - Absolutely not. 200 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,046 - What about a mustache? - That's a disguise. 201 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,173 - Not if I grow one. - We're in the car in 10 minutes. 202 00:07:22,197 --> 00:07:23,865 You gonna grow a mustache in 10 minutes? 203 00:07:23,949 --> 00:07:25,450 No man could do that. 204 00:07:26,243 --> 00:07:28,036 Scientifically impossible. 205 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,122 Hey, I guess science always wins, right? 206 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:32,124 See ya in the car. 207 00:07:32,624 --> 00:07:33,917 All right, now remember, 208 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:35,919 Jeff Day is a lovable schnook 209 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:37,587 who makes sausage in his spare time. 210 00:07:37,671 --> 00:07:39,172 You work for the phone company, 211 00:07:39,256 --> 00:07:41,008 so you call the phones "units." 212 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:42,592 All right, what's my back story? 213 00:07:42,676 --> 00:07:44,112 Units, that's good. Uh, you're my wife. 214 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:45,721 You spend all day making sausages, 215 00:07:45,804 --> 00:07:47,865 and clucking with the other hens on the kitchen unit. 216 00:07:47,889 --> 00:07:51,435 No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation. 217 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:53,186 I got ex-communicated from the sport 218 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:55,314 for protesting that nudie fabric. 219 00:07:55,397 --> 00:07:56,648 And then I broke my butt. 220 00:07:56,732 --> 00:07:57,917 Right, and which toe is webbed? 221 00:07:57,941 --> 00:07:59,735 Ugh, Nick, that's real life. 222 00:07:59,818 --> 00:08:01,045 Ugh. This is gonna be a disaster. 223 00:08:01,069 --> 00:08:02,070 Abort, abort. 224 00:08:02,154 --> 00:08:03,905 Dollface! You're back! 225 00:08:03,989 --> 00:08:05,741 Hi. I am, I am. 226 00:08:05,824 --> 00:08:08,243 Um, I believe you've been e-mailing with my husband Jeff. 227 00:08:08,327 --> 00:08:09,578 Jeff Day. 228 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:12,331 Lover of meats, enemy of nonsense. 229 00:08:12,414 --> 00:08:14,041 Put her there. 230 00:08:14,207 --> 00:08:15,876 - Nice mustache. - My guy. 231 00:08:19,588 --> 00:08:21,214 All right! 232 00:08:21,757 --> 00:08:23,717 Oh, excuse me for a minute. 233 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,920 I have to go feed the meter. 234 00:08:24,968 --> 00:08:27,262 Uh, excu… before you go, 235 00:08:27,346 --> 00:08:30,641 can you please fill us in on all active pranks at this table? 236 00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:32,225 I think you found them all, okay? 237 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:33,310 Relax. 238 00:08:33,393 --> 00:08:36,563 Oh, wait! Winston… 239 00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:38,940 I put a watch battery in your huevos rancheros. 240 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:41,777 In the huevos? 241 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:43,487 No, you did not. 242 00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:46,073 Winston, she's been sitting down this whole time. 243 00:08:46,156 --> 00:08:47,925 Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen? 244 00:08:47,949 --> 00:08:49,660 Can you explain to me how that's funny? 245 00:08:49,743 --> 00:08:51,995 'Cause you could have cracked a molar or choked to death. 246 00:08:52,079 --> 00:08:53,163 It's hilarious. 247 00:08:53,246 --> 00:08:54,474 'Cause what if I choke on the battery? 248 00:08:54,498 --> 00:08:55,499 You know what I mean? 249 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,377 Or if the battery breaks open inside of me, you know? 250 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:01,129 And causes all kinds of… No? 251 00:09:02,464 --> 00:09:03,966 What? What, you guys don't like her? 252 00:09:04,049 --> 00:09:05,050 - Mmm… - Uh… 253 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:07,195 And I mean, look, I get it. She might not be the one, 254 00:09:07,219 --> 00:09:08,863 but come on, at least we're having fun, right? 255 00:09:08,887 --> 00:09:10,323 We gave her a chance, okay, Winston? 256 00:09:10,347 --> 00:09:12,015 But I am scared to touch my food, 257 00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:13,660 and I don't want to feel that way at our wedding. 258 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:14,685 Yes. 259 00:09:14,768 --> 00:09:17,145 Winston, it brings me no joy to do this, whatsoever, 260 00:09:17,229 --> 00:09:18,469 but I'm revoking your plus one. 261 00:09:18,605 --> 00:09:20,482 You gave me that plus one, 262 00:09:20,565 --> 00:09:21,817 which means I can bring anyone. 263 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:23,819 Plus one means plus anyone. 264 00:09:23,902 --> 00:09:25,404 For the Schmidt-Parekh wedding, 265 00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:27,030 it's a plus the one. 266 00:09:27,114 --> 00:09:29,092 You just had that one locked and loaded, didn't you? 267 00:09:29,116 --> 00:09:30,117 Excuse me, sir? 268 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,260 - Here's your check. - Oh, my God! 269 00:09:31,284 --> 00:09:32,512 That's my face. Why is that my face? 270 00:09:32,536 --> 00:09:33,537 Ha-ha! 271 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:35,872 No, no, no, no. 272 00:09:35,956 --> 00:09:37,165 Save it. 273 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:38,917 It's gonna be wasted on these two. 274 00:09:39,001 --> 00:09:40,919 Let's get out of here. 275 00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:43,714 How did she get a mask of my face? 276 00:09:45,007 --> 00:09:47,509 Oh… Did they just stick us with the bill? 277 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:49,052 No… no. 278 00:09:50,095 --> 00:09:52,139 She left, like, $300. 279 00:09:52,222 --> 00:09:53,807 Who does this prank? 280 00:09:53,932 --> 00:09:55,100 Thanks for meeting with us. 281 00:09:55,183 --> 00:09:57,269 I don't know… what made me think 282 00:09:57,352 --> 00:09:59,980 I could have possibly bought a car by myself. 283 00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:01,703 You were right to get your hubby involved. 284 00:10:01,982 --> 00:10:03,400 Now, Mr. Day, 285 00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:05,319 your mind seemed pretty made up over e-mail. 286 00:10:05,402 --> 00:10:07,696 Look, Billy, I wish, uh, we could get twin hogs, 287 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:09,573 but then the missus would stop giving me 288 00:10:09,656 --> 00:10:11,408 that sweet potato pie. 289 00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:12,576 You know Jeff Day, 290 00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:14,745 I need my sweet potato pie every four hours. 291 00:10:14,828 --> 00:10:15,829 Ain't that right, baby? 292 00:10:15,912 --> 00:10:17,748 I married a hungry man. 293 00:10:17,831 --> 00:10:19,166 If you're open to other options, 294 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:20,751 we just got a consignment of vehicles 295 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:23,253 that we are looking to move at rock bottom prices. 296 00:10:23,337 --> 00:10:25,839 I had my heart set on that cute little car 297 00:10:25,922 --> 00:10:27,716 that you showed me in that e-mail you wrote. 298 00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:32,262 Had a really big makeup mirror, and I sure was excited about it. 299 00:10:32,346 --> 00:10:34,514 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, buh-buh… 300 00:10:34,598 --> 00:10:36,576 There's no harm in hearing what the catch of the day is, right? 301 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,768 - No harm. - Exactly. 302 00:10:37,851 --> 00:10:39,770 Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill. 303 00:10:39,853 --> 00:10:41,539 - Could you grab us a glass of water? - Not a problem. 304 00:10:41,563 --> 00:10:43,440 I got a bad ticker myself. 305 00:10:43,523 --> 00:10:44,775 Not… Ugh… 306 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:47,378 I had him right where I wanted him. 307 00:10:47,402 --> 00:10:48,630 He's trying to bait and switch us, 308 00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:50,214 and you're gobbling it up like an old king 309 00:10:50,238 --> 00:10:51,573 with a turkey leg. 310 00:10:51,657 --> 00:10:53,909 You're leaving money on the table. 311 00:10:54,076 --> 00:10:55,285 I can smell it. 312 00:10:55,369 --> 00:10:56,995 Watch. I'm gonna string him along, 313 00:10:57,079 --> 00:10:58,765 and then I'm going to get you a better deal. 314 00:10:58,789 --> 00:11:00,248 He thinks he's fishing for me. 315 00:11:00,332 --> 00:11:03,710 Nah, I'm fishing for him, but from the water. 316 00:11:03,794 --> 00:11:05,003 You're in way over your head. 317 00:11:05,087 --> 00:11:06,588 Right where a fish wants to be. 318 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,132 Here's your water, and… 319 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:11,718 Take as many mouse pads as you want. 320 00:11:11,927 --> 00:11:13,679 - Quit stalling me. - Smart. 321 00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:15,514 Tell me about the secret stash, Billy. 322 00:11:15,597 --> 00:11:16,837 These vehicles are a lot bigger 323 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,159 than what you were e-mailing about. 324 00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:19,935 Well, a car can never be too big, 325 00:11:20,018 --> 00:11:21,770 and a pot can never be too sweet. 326 00:11:21,937 --> 00:11:24,398 I hear ya, so I guess, 327 00:11:24,481 --> 00:11:25,959 don't waste your time with anything smaller 328 00:11:25,983 --> 00:11:27,484 - than a two liter? - Two liter? 329 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,236 I want a car, not a Mountain Dew. 330 00:11:32,239 --> 00:11:33,959 You want to send this girl out onto the road 331 00:11:33,991 --> 00:11:35,951 with a little bulk, in case she gets hit, 332 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,495 or more likely, hits someone, am I right? (LAUGHS. 333 00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:40,872 - While she's text messaging. - They can't stop. 334 00:11:40,956 --> 00:11:42,749 They're beautiful, but… Boing! 335 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,001 I like you. 336 00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:46,086 Honey, don't forget how much research you put in. 337 00:11:46,169 --> 00:11:47,754 You don't want to throw that all away, 338 00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:49,298 like I did with my skating career. 339 00:11:49,381 --> 00:11:51,301 Jeff, you clearly know your way around an engine. 340 00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:53,218 What are we talkin', 5.0? 341 00:11:53,302 --> 00:11:55,178 You want the bird to sing in my underpants, 342 00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:56,406 I'm gonna need double digits. 343 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:57,514 - Oh, yeah! - Jeff. 344 00:11:57,597 --> 00:11:58,598 Baby! 345 00:11:58,682 --> 00:12:00,350 Oh, yeah. Yeah! 346 00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:01,852 - It's gonna sing. - Boom. 347 00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:03,770 You get me. 348 00:12:06,481 --> 00:12:08,400 Excuse me. I have to take this. 349 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,819 It's Oksana Baiul. Honey, get the car I want, 350 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:13,062 or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage. 351 00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:16,616 Hey, I thought you were de-webbing. 352 00:12:16,742 --> 00:12:18,261 Well, it took less time than I thought. 353 00:12:18,285 --> 00:12:19,828 Yeah, he only wanted his big toe free, 354 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,163 so he could wear flip-flops. 355 00:12:21,288 --> 00:12:22,497 - How's the new car? - Ugh! 356 00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:24,291 Don't make a thing out of it, 357 00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:26,335 but I had to ask Nick to be Jeff Day. 358 00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:27,687 You asked Nick for help, not me? 359 00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:28,962 Well, you were in surgery, 360 00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:30,631 and he was the only person I could find, 361 00:12:30,714 --> 00:12:32,174 but he's screwing it up so much 362 00:12:32,257 --> 00:12:34,468 that I really wish I'd "Reverse-Tootsie'd." 363 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,928 Of course he's screwing up. He's a little human porkchop. 364 00:12:37,012 --> 00:12:38,892 - I'm on my way. - Wait, don't come. Don't come. 365 00:12:38,972 --> 00:12:40,098 I could be Jeff Day. 366 00:12:40,182 --> 00:12:41,451 I just need to find a fake mustache. 367 00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:42,910 What is it with you guys and mustaches? 368 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:45,854 Look, I have the situation under control. 369 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:51,818 Cutting Winston's plus one creates a real ripple effect. 370 00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:53,528 Jason gets bumped from 14. 371 00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:55,322 Ruthie gets bumped from 6, 372 00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:57,449 landing Tyler right next to the bar, 373 00:12:57,532 --> 00:12:59,117 which feels like tempting fate. 374 00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:00,762 Yeah, you know what? The more I think about it, 375 00:13:00,786 --> 00:13:03,580 we may have judged Rhonda a little too harshly. 376 00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:04,891 Maybe you're right. You know what? 377 00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:07,167 If Winston is happy, with Lady Kutcher, 378 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,835 we should support him. 379 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:09,979 What's the worst that can happen? 380 00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:12,589 Maybe she'll put some cellophane over the toilet bowls. 381 00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:15,759 Hopefully, my Uncle Randy doesn't get 382 00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:18,345 fired up at the buffet. 383 00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:20,430 Hey, guys. 384 00:13:20,514 --> 00:13:23,141 We were just talking, and we're sorry about earlier. 385 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:24,285 Oh, listen, I've been thinking 386 00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:26,353 about what you said, and maybe you're right. 387 00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:29,147 I want the woman that I bring to your wedding to be special. 388 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,108 Special like… 389 00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:33,694 My wife. 390 00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:38,407 We got married! 391 00:13:40,617 --> 00:13:41,618 What? 392 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,419 - You got married? - Well, look, you guys said 393 00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:51,837 to be more serious, 394 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,007 and nothing's more serious than holy matrimony. 395 00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:56,526 I mean, this is what you guys wanted, right? 396 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,385 No! No! This is insane. 397 00:13:58,468 --> 00:14:01,179 And we were totally out of bounds in the first place. 398 00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:02,556 We never should have interfered 399 00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:03,640 - in your love life. - No. 400 00:14:03,724 --> 00:14:05,017 - Got you again! - Boom! 401 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,300 That's what we needed to hear. 402 00:14:06,727 --> 00:14:09,021 Huh? Wait. What? 403 00:14:09,104 --> 00:14:11,344 What, so you… Wait a minute. You're not actually married? 404 00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:13,650 Oh, thank… thank goodness. 405 00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:14,901 It was… it was just a prank. 406 00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:16,737 - It was just a prank. - Just a prank. 407 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,506 - Okay. - How did you guys get such a realistic 408 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:19,614 marriage certificate? 409 00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:20,866 Does it look realistic? 410 00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:22,176 Oh, that's good. They did a good job on it, 411 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,702 'cause it's 100% real. 412 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,454 We got you. 413 00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:27,622 We found a same-day chapel, 414 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:28,915 and then we got married, 415 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,042 as a prank. 416 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,589 - What… Uh… - So you really did get married? 417 00:14:35,672 --> 00:14:36,673 Y'all can't keep up. 418 00:14:36,757 --> 00:14:39,176 How is really getting married, Winston, a prank? 419 00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,011 The authenticity of the marriage 420 00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:42,638 is what makes it a great prank. 421 00:14:42,721 --> 00:14:44,264 - Yeah. - Come on, guys. 422 00:14:44,348 --> 00:14:45,974 - Says who? - Hold on. No, please. 423 00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:47,392 Let them explain. Please explain. 424 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,102 We've already explained it. 425 00:14:49,186 --> 00:14:51,897 A simple prank is a strong prank. 426 00:14:53,774 --> 00:14:55,567 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 427 00:14:55,651 --> 00:14:57,402 Let's just say… I don't know, 428 00:14:57,486 --> 00:14:59,321 I told you that I cut my pinkie finger off, 429 00:14:59,404 --> 00:15:01,948 and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off. 430 00:15:02,324 --> 00:15:03,325 Mmm. 431 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:04,761 - Is that a prank? - Is that a prank? 432 00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:06,145 Well, I would not see that coming. 433 00:15:07,245 --> 00:15:08,413 Okay. 434 00:15:08,497 --> 00:15:09,790 Different direction. 435 00:15:09,873 --> 00:15:11,792 Let say that I told you 436 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,211 that I invested all of my money into boogie boards. 437 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,295 That's just a lie. 438 00:15:16,713 --> 00:15:18,632 And then I took you to my accountant's office, 439 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:21,802 and sitting behind the desk was just a little crab in sunglasses. 440 00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:24,054 Hmm, still sounds like a lie. 441 00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:27,599 And then my real accountant came out 442 00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:28,892 and showed you the books 443 00:15:28,976 --> 00:15:30,769 and, in fact, I had invested 444 00:15:30,852 --> 00:15:33,230 all of money in boogie boards. 445 00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:35,708 - That's definitely a prank. - Yeah, that would get me. 446 00:15:35,732 --> 00:15:36,772 That's… that's a good one. 447 00:15:36,817 --> 00:15:38,127 - That's crazy, yeah. - That's a good one. 448 00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:39,212 - That's a good one. - I don't understand this. 449 00:15:39,236 --> 00:15:41,488 Okay, so this is like a lifelong prank? 450 00:15:41,571 --> 00:15:43,699 Oh, no, no, we're getting it annulled tomorrow. 451 00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:44,884 - Oh, right. - Tonight's the honeymoon. 452 00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:46,785 Listen, a little marriage advice… 453 00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,870 I would know because I'm married… 454 00:15:48,954 --> 00:15:51,665 A happy wife, uh, a happy life. 455 00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:53,847 - Have you heard the saying before? - Mmm. 456 00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:57,105 - I'm questioning everything right now. - I swear, I swear… I swear… 457 00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:58,463 He's about 5'10". 458 00:15:58,547 --> 00:15:59,881 Maybe a mustache. 459 00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,005 Sometimes he just sits in the bathroom buying music. 460 00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:03,236 Do you think you could check in there? 461 00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,362 - Is that him in the RV? - Oh, no. 462 00:16:04,386 --> 00:16:06,221 He wouldn't be in an RV. 463 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,891 He is, he is. That's him in the RV. 464 00:16:09,975 --> 00:16:11,494 You look natural behind the wheel of that baby. 465 00:16:11,518 --> 00:16:13,478 I felt like myself for the first time in my life. 466 00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:15,314 Hey, Jeff. Where were you, 467 00:16:15,397 --> 00:16:17,107 and why weren't you answering your unit? 468 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:18,525 - Excuse me. - Excu… Yeah. 469 00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:20,235 Good stuff, Billy. Thank you. 470 00:16:20,777 --> 00:16:23,196 - Ow. - Is this you doing your plan? 471 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,365 I don't know. He keeps changing things up. 472 00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:26,700 He's very good at his job. 473 00:16:26,783 --> 00:16:29,119 Hey, how ya doin'? I'm Jeff Day. 474 00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:31,204 My brother. 475 00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:32,372 Geoff with a "G." 476 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,576 - Yeah, I came as soon as I could. - I don't know why. 477 00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:36,293 I explicitly told you not to. 478 00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,187 Yeah, why don't you take a hike? No one needs you here. 479 00:16:38,211 --> 00:16:39,838 The reason she came to me first. 480 00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:40,922 Sorry, Billy. 481 00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:43,401 There's a little bit of bad blood between my brother and my husband. 482 00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:44,652 She may have come to you for help, 483 00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:46,362 but you're clearly not getting the job done, 484 00:16:46,386 --> 00:16:48,472 which is why she'll always come back for my help. 485 00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:49,657 As soon as you get a helping of my help, 486 00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:50,682 you're never the same. 487 00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:53,018 No one helps me better than I help myself. 488 00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:54,329 I told you if you'd just guide me. 489 00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:55,520 Let's not get into that now. 490 00:16:55,604 --> 00:16:57,290 I don't really know what you guys are talking about, 491 00:16:57,314 --> 00:16:58,583 but are you still buying the RV? 492 00:16:58,607 --> 00:17:00,567 No! I'm not buying an RV. 493 00:17:00,651 --> 00:17:02,861 Honey, he's giving us a great price. 494 00:17:02,944 --> 00:17:04,589 - Why don't you get those numbers? - Don't get those numbers. 495 00:17:04,613 --> 00:17:06,049 - Why don't you go get them? - Stay right there. 496 00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:08,450 Why do women always bring your drama in here? 497 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,327 Oh, you're blaming me? 498 00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:12,329 Hah! All right. 499 00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:15,791 I'd like to test-drive my car right now. 500 00:17:18,377 --> 00:17:20,177 I showed you where all the mirrors are, right? 501 00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:22,506 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 502 00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,051 Now you guys are listening to me! 503 00:17:26,134 --> 00:17:29,012 Get ready for the scariest test-drive of your lives. 504 00:17:29,304 --> 00:17:30,305 Simply the best… 505 00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:34,309 I don't care if you're hot. 506 00:17:34,393 --> 00:17:36,019 I'm always cold! 507 00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:37,980 - Slow down! - Oh, man, this speed… 508 00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:39,147 - God! - Oh, God! 509 00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:47,006 You're gonna give me what I want. 510 00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,031 I can't give you a thing 511 00:17:48,115 --> 00:17:49,324 until I talk to my manager. 512 00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:50,802 You're talking to me. I know you need to 513 00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:52,411 get rid of this 2017. 514 00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:53,537 It's the end of the month. 515 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,931 I know you haven't made your nut. 516 00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:56,140 Okay, I'll give you the original deal. 517 00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:57,207 The one from the e-mail. 518 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,417 You'll do better. 519 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,668 I want Bluetooth. 520 00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:05,924 I want voice activation. 521 00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:07,843 - Oh, God! No, no! - No, no, no, no, no! No! 522 00:18:08,427 --> 00:18:10,095 Whoa! Okay, okay… Okay-kay-kay… 523 00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:13,307 I want to feel like I'm driving a spaceship. 524 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:15,100 - Anything you want. - That's impressive. 525 00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,869 - Oh, that was impressive. - You're really good at this, Jess. 526 00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:17,894 Really good. 527 00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:19,313 Now for you two jokers. 528 00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:21,148 I'm sorry I went rogue, Jess. 529 00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:22,232 I'm sorry, too. 530 00:18:22,316 --> 00:18:23,626 You told me not to come, but I did. 531 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,818 Don't apologize to me. 532 00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:25,902 Talk to each other. 533 00:18:25,986 --> 00:18:28,739 Figure out a way to both be in my life. 534 00:18:28,822 --> 00:18:31,283 Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90. 535 00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:33,160 I'm gonna turn the radio to Pink. 536 00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:36,371 And I am going to find a cobblestone street. 537 00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:38,182 Oh, no, please don't. I gotta go to the bathroom. 538 00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:39,291 Shut up, Billy! 539 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:40,917 You have a little boy's name. 540 00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,794 - You are so mean! - Now solve it. 541 00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:44,046 Deal with your emotions. 542 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:45,130 Jess, you don't get it. 543 00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:47,674 The stuff between Sam and I is deep guy stuff. 544 00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:48,759 It's untalkable. 545 00:18:48,842 --> 00:18:50,677 That's right. I punched him twice. 546 00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:51,928 And I stole his girlfriend. 547 00:18:52,012 --> 00:18:54,306 We're talking about adultery and violence. 548 00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:57,100 That part of the male brain has not been civilized. 549 00:18:57,184 --> 00:18:58,810 So you're just gonna feud forever? 550 00:18:58,894 --> 00:19:01,104 I'll teach my sons to hate his sons 551 00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:02,773 and I expect the same from him. 552 00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:04,191 - You got it. - Thank you. 553 00:19:04,274 --> 00:19:05,817 If you insist on hating each other, 554 00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:07,069 do it while I'm not around. 555 00:19:07,152 --> 00:19:08,612 The moment I walk in the room, 556 00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,030 I want some convincing 557 00:19:10,113 --> 00:19:12,032 dude on dude friendship stuff. 558 00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:13,367 I want high-fives. 559 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,493 I want golf tips. 560 00:19:14,576 --> 00:19:16,411 When a hot waitress walks by, 561 00:19:16,495 --> 00:19:17,954 I want to see a real nudge-nudge. 562 00:19:18,038 --> 00:19:19,039 Hubba, hubba. 563 00:19:19,122 --> 00:19:20,224 Keep your hands on the wheel! 564 00:19:20,248 --> 00:19:21,583 Easy! Jess! 565 00:19:25,045 --> 00:19:26,213 I can do it if he can. 566 00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:27,881 I can do it even if he can't do it. 567 00:19:30,425 --> 00:19:31,802 Are you wearing a fake mustache? 568 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:32,970 Yeah. 569 00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,722 Thanks for coming to my annulment, guys. 570 00:19:35,806 --> 00:19:37,646 Yeah, well, we should get to know your ex-wife. 571 00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:39,601 Yeah, like, did she make that mask of my face, 572 00:19:39,685 --> 00:19:41,269 or does she have a mask guy? 573 00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:43,355 Rhonda's in here. 574 00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:44,666 Is it weird that I'm a little nervous? 575 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,191 - Yes. - Yeah. 576 00:19:52,197 --> 00:19:53,198 Rhonda. 577 00:19:53,281 --> 00:19:54,282 Will you make me the most 578 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,535 hilarious man in the world by being my ex… 579 00:19:57,869 --> 00:19:59,389 - Come on! - Rhonda's a boy! Rhonda's a boy! 580 00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:00,455 You ain't Rhonda. 581 00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:02,040 - Winston Bishop? - Yes. 582 00:20:02,124 --> 00:20:03,542 I'm supposed to play you this. 583 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,419 Oh, here we go. 584 00:20:06,461 --> 00:20:09,464 Winston, I think we should postpone our annulment. 585 00:20:09,548 --> 00:20:14,052 Until you put the pieces of your mind back together. 586 00:20:15,929 --> 00:20:18,390 I wish I could see your face right now. 587 00:20:18,473 --> 00:20:19,808 But I can't, 588 00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:21,226 because I got called up for duty. 589 00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:24,187 Bye-bye, hubby. 590 00:20:25,731 --> 00:20:28,066 That's… 591 00:20:29,318 --> 00:20:30,694 Wait, so we're still married. 592 00:20:30,777 --> 00:20:31,903 Yeah. 593 00:20:31,987 --> 00:20:34,364 But then how… But then how you gon… 594 00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:35,824 We were… we were co-pranksters. 595 00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:37,427 How you gonna prank your co-prankster? 596 00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:39,828 Hmm… I get it. 597 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,081 I finally get the prank now, man. 598 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,250 You got Rhonda'd. 599 00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,419 I made Billy my baby. 600 00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:49,504 I made that little bitch a bottle, right guys? 601 00:20:49,588 --> 00:20:51,357 - You did a great job, honey. - You did awesome. 602 00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:52,841 What a terrific hybrid vehicle. 603 00:20:52,924 --> 00:20:54,193 I'm glad that the previous owner 604 00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:56,428 scraped off all the "co-exist" bumper stickers. 605 00:20:56,511 --> 00:20:57,846 So I have no options. 606 00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:58,990 I have no options. Okay, well… 607 00:20:59,014 --> 00:21:00,766 Sleep with both eyes open, you idiot. 608 00:21:00,849 --> 00:21:02,309 It's one eye, you idiot. 609 00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,686 - Cut your chance in half, you idiot. - Idiot. 610 00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,229 Hey, don't bill me for this. 611 00:21:06,772 --> 00:21:09,107 - Sorry, that was my divorce lawyer. - What? 612 00:21:09,191 --> 00:21:11,568 Yeah, it's been a day. So I got married. 613 00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:13,737 Then my wife was shipped overseas. 614 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:14,821 And I remain married. 615 00:21:15,113 --> 00:21:17,658 What? Who? When? How? What? 616 00:21:17,741 --> 00:21:19,826 Yeah, he married Rhonda. As a prank. 617 00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:22,287 Wait, you're really married, Winston? 618 00:21:22,371 --> 00:21:24,247 I'm not sure I understand the prank. 619 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:26,094 The prank is, is that Winston's on the hook 620 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,668 to send care packages to Germany 621 00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,002 for the next six months. 622 00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:30,253 Rhonda'd. 623 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:31,838 Guys, let's just celebrate 624 00:21:31,922 --> 00:21:33,715 how hilarious my situation is, 625 00:21:33,799 --> 00:21:35,425 and in a very real way, 626 00:21:35,509 --> 00:21:37,010 don't tell my mama. 627 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,971 You're simply the best!