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Jess, why couldn't you marry me?

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Oh, I don't know.

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You know. No, I-I don't know.

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It's Nick.

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I… love you.

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- You love me?
- I love you.

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I love you, too.

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Wow, that feels so good to say.

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I now pronounce you

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husband and…

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- I'm booking a ticket.
- A ticket?

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Yeah, Reagan is going
to New Orleans for work

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for three months and she asked
me to go with her,

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and I'm gonna do it.

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Damn it! This is an alert?

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I did not need to know that
the Riblet sandwich is back.

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How long does it take
to respond to a house offer?

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Breathe, okay?
We will find out about the house

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when we find out
about the house.

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- You're right.
- All right.

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- You're right. Okay.
- We're fine. We're fine.

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We're fine, we're fine.

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- I'm so excited!
- We're finally getting a house!

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As I was saying,
I never felt love like this.

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I really miss your lips on mine.

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Babe, it's just a two-month
FBI training program.

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I had a major
breakthrough this week.

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"I perfected my" keep vamping,

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we've almost
traced the call" gesture.

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Oh, wow, really?

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Well, you know, we've had some
breakthroughs of our own over here, too.

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You know, I got to say,
your sister

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is really coming into her own
as a real estate agent.

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In fact, I think she may have
found a house for Schmidt and Cece.

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That's amazing!

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Oh, thank you so much
for looking out for Leslie.

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It means the world to me.

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Well, would you describe
yourself as, I don't know,

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owing me?

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'Cause I will take my
repayment in the form of…

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What the hell is that noise?

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Jess? For Pete's sake.

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- What is that infernal racket?
- Hey, I was just making some table legs.

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But if it's too loud,
I can table them for later.

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This whole summer, you've been doing
one activity after another.

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The urban corn harvest,

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learning Portuguese.

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You joined that SoulShred gym
and got scary ripped.

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Oh.

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What is going on with you?

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Okay. All right.

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She's a badass, that is what
is going on with her.

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Woodworking is awesome.

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Okay, woodworking is insane.

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- It's woodturning, but go on.
- Honey, do you think that

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any of these hobbies
have anything to do with…

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With Nick? Nicholas Miller?

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- That ole turkey burger?
- Yeah.

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He's in New Orleans
with his perfect girlfriend.

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- And I'm fine.
- Okay.

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Actually, I'm doing great.

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- Okay.
- I moved past him.

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I-I-I'm over him.

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Just checking.

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- I'm moving forward.
- Cool.

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Or as they say in Portuguese,

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Empurrando para a frente.

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Which technically means
"thrusting forward."

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It's a very sexual language.

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Honey. We got the house.

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We got the house!

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Leslie, I can't believe
you pulled this off.

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Every morning,
I just Google "house"

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and sometimes stuff comes up.

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Guys, look at us.

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You guys are married.

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Winston, you're in love,

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Nick's in a serious
relationship of his own,

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and I am a truly
excellent friend.

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Why are you looking at my house?

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Hello, sir, how are you?

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We're the ones
who are buying your home.

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I'm not selling my house.

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What?

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Oh, maybe that's why
there's no sign.

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Maybe I got the address wrong.
I mean…

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What are you ta…
how did we get into the house?

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- We walked through it three times.
- What?

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- What?
- What?

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Oh, that's a mistake.

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- Why would you do that?
- Oh!

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He's got a bat!

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Oh, my God, the
car's the other way!

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I'm sorry, sir.

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All right, I'm taking charge.

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- Winston, Leslie has to go.
- No!

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She's the worst real estate
agent of all time.

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Aly and I just
went long distance.

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I can't tell her that
you fired her little sister.

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This is a delicate situation
for our relationship.

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Please, Jess.

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Why are you ask…
why are you asking Jess?

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And, Jess, why are you inserting
yourself into this?

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If anyone's inserting themself,
it's Winston.

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He's like a tongue
at a seventh grade birthday party.

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Okay, look, fine,
can I at least be the one

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to break the news to her?

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- Yes, you may.
- Thank you, Jess.

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- It is so great to know…
- Yeah.

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- Who your real friends are.
- Yeah.

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- Get off the sofa.
- Yeah.

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Go check on your cat.

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Look, we'll find a place, okay?

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I didn't like that
house that much anyway.

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I just can't be married,

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living with roommates.

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Well, hey!

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Well, I hope you saved some
for Furguson.

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'Cause you forgot yesterday.

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No!

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No!

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Look at our wedding photo.

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I want to hang our wedding photo
in our house.

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- I want to start our lives together.
- I know.

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Guys, we are in this together.

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We're just gonna have to
find a house ourselves.

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I need a new project now
that my table's almost done.

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I'll be your real estate agent.

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I've already found, like,
five open houses today.

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Like, this one is a fixer-upper,

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but don't judge a house
by its smoke damage.

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Okay, babe, this was a crime scene.

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Yeah, but that was months ago.

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And it was drug thing,
so there are no ghosts.

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- That's not how ghosts work.
- This is in your price range,

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and it's, like, only five
minutes from the loft.

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I really think this is
the best investment

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for our money right now.

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Okay, okay, okay. Okay.

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Hey, babe?

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- I think we got this, okay?
- Yes.

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- We got this.
- Actually, we, we got this.

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Preach! We got this.

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Jess, look at us for a second,
the two of us, Cece and I.

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- We. Us.
- We got this.

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We got this. All right.

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Schmidt, bedrooms.
Cece, bathrooms.

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I'm gonna smell everything.

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Bonjour! Crawdaddy's home,
and he's ready to see his crawkids!

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Who's home? Schmidty, Jess?

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Winston?

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Winston's cat?

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Fine. Cece?

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The en suite is en fleek.

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I love this house, too.

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I poked my head in the shower.

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Perfect, gentle,
unrelenting pressure.

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Like when my mom made me
rehearse my Haftarah portion.

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I don't know, guys.

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Lot of lost dog posters around.

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Really sad neighborhood.

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Also it's crazy expensive.

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I'm the voice of reason,
that's why you brought me with.

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We-we didn't bring you with.

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- You followed us here in your car.
- Okay.

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- She followed us the whole way.
- I know, I know.

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Cece, I'm begging you,
please tell her to go home.

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- Yeah, I know.
- We need to start setting some boundaries.

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You know what, though?
She's not wrong.

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This place is way over
our borrowing limit.

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Damn it.

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The only place that was even
close was that…

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Carpet house.

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All right.
We will ask for a bigger loan.

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- And it'll be tight, but we'll manage it.
- Okay.

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Yeah, we can do it.

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- Look, we'll just make sacrifices.
- Yeah.

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We'll pack our lunches.
We'll cut out cup-ons.

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- It's coupons.
- Cup-ons, yeah.

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- No, you're saying cup-ons.
- Well, it's fine.

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It's not important,
we'll cut out cup-ons.

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- Coupons.
- But if we're gonna do this,

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we're gonna have
to go to the bank now,

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because this house is gonna
go like this, I know it.

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Why is she talking
to the realtor?

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I will handle it, okay?

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It's-it's tot… it's… Oh.

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Jess?

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I'm so sorry,
do you mind if I just

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steal her away for a
minute? Jessica?

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Hey, honey, this can't happen.

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You're right, this is not your house.

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- Toni-Anne, we're walking!
- No, no.

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You being here.

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You taking over as our
real estate agent because

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you can't stop
thinking about Nick.

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Cece, not everything's about Nick.

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Curvando diante da face errada.

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In Portuguese,

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"You're bending before
the wrong face."

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Again, very sexual language.

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You know I love you
and I'll always be there for you

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in an emergency, but Schmidt
and I need to do this by ourselves.

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You got to go home.

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- Okay.
- I got it. Okay.

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You guys are moving forward.

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You don't need ol' Jess the Mess.
I'm gonna go home.

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But seriously,

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I crawled under the house
and the retrofitting

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is rookie work.

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Okay.

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- She going home?
- Yeah.

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- Let's go to the bank.
- Let's do it. You know what, actually,

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I just want to use
the cooktop first.

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- Make an egg.
- Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?

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Got two eggs right here.
Got a pan right here.

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Think I'm gonna buy a house
and not make an egg first?

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And I'm a Sagittarius,

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which is why I'm so good
with people and horses.

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But it also makes me, like,

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really sleepy.

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Uh, Leslie…

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Um, there's no

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there's no easy way to say this.

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Uh.

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You

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no longer work…
for Schmidt and Cece.

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No, no, they're firing me?

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No, but didn't you tell them
how good I am?

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Well, you know, I tried to.

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I was like, I was like,
"Man, she good…"

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You didn't stick up for me,
Winston?

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- Well, I tried…
- I'm calling Aly!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, no, no, time out, time out.

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Listen, hey, hey, hey.

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Time out. Stop.

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Stop that. You didn't let me finish.

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You don't work
for Schmidt and Cece

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anymore, because…

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'Cause you work for me now.

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I'm buying a house.

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I'm buying a house!

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Ha, ha! I'm buying a home.

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We do not look great on paper.

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Please, on paper, we're as ugly
as Winston's bellybutton ring.

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Who gets a bellybutton ring
if you have an outie?

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And at 33, no less.

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But trust me, loan officers
have a lot of discretion.

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We just need
to market ourselves.

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We need to look him
right in the eye…

251
00:09:19,619 --> 00:09:21,454
Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parekh?

252
00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:24,957
I'm not blind.

253
00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:27,335
I just had my pupils dilated
for an exam.

254
00:09:27,418 --> 00:09:28,753
If it makes you feel any better,

255
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,379
I'm seeing stars, too.

256
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,466
- What?
- I'm talking about you.

257
00:09:35,468 --> 00:09:37,446
- Okay, honey, just… shh. Shh.
- You're a big, bright star.

258
00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:40,014
It ain't gonna be
that kind of party today, pal.

259
00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:41,349
Follow me.

260
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,979
Hey, Crawdaddy's home!

261
00:09:48,981 --> 00:09:50,775
I had a whole

262
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,859
crawdaddy thing, but I

263
00:09:51,943 --> 00:09:53,319
the point is, I'm home.

264
00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:54,612
Hey, Nick.

265
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,073
You weren't supposed to be home
for, like, a month.

266
00:09:57,365 --> 00:09:58,699
Are you guys doing okay?

267
00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:00,023
Yeah, uh, Reagan's drug company

268
00:10:00,076 --> 00:10:01,410
is moving her up to Seattle…

269
00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:03,579
- Okay.
- So we're doing the distance thing.

270
00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,498
Yeah, we're doing great.

271
00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:07,667
You know what they call
Seattle in Portland?

272
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,793
North Portland.

273
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,419
Or, uh, Vancouver's Shoe.

274
00:10:10,795 --> 00:10:11,796
What?

275
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,089
Vancouver's Shoe.

276
00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:18,803
Get in here! Give me a hug!

277
00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:20,138
Okay.

278
00:10:20,972 --> 00:10:22,223
All right!

279
00:10:22,306 --> 00:10:23,558
Wow, look at you.

280
00:10:23,641 --> 00:10:24,725
- You got jacked.
- Yeah.

281
00:10:24,809 --> 00:10:26,644
- What, did you go to prison?
- Nah, no.

282
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,521
- I worked out a lot.
- Come on, sit down.

283
00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:30,444
I haven't seen you in months.
I need some Jess.

284
00:10:30,523 --> 00:10:32,900
I also have something
very important to tell you.

285
00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:36,404
- Is everything okay?
- Um…

286
00:10:36,863 --> 00:10:38,573
I have to, um…

287
00:10:38,656 --> 00:10:40,241
It's just, I have
to meet my friend.

288
00:10:40,324 --> 00:10:41,826
I mean, I have to go to the zoo.

289
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,244
The zoo? You hate zoos.

290
00:10:43,327 --> 00:10:44,680
Um, I was supposed to meet her
in the lemur section

291
00:10:44,704 --> 00:10:46,581
of the parking lot
like ten minutes ago, so…

292
00:10:46,664 --> 00:10:48,749
- What friend?
- Why…? Deedee.

293
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,769
I have to meet Deedee.
She's, like, a good friend.

294
00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:52,879
"Deedee?" That's not a name.

295
00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:54,922
You have one friend. It's Cece.

296
00:10:55,882 --> 00:10:57,383
This sounds fishy.

297
00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:01,179
Yeah, no.

298
00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:03,264
We can't loan you
any more money.

299
00:11:03,347 --> 00:11:04,557
Cece!

300
00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:09,187
- Oh. Okay.
- What?

301
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,664
No, I…
I-I know what this is about.

302
00:11:10,688 --> 00:11:11,939
I'll just be a moment.

303
00:11:12,023 --> 00:11:13,543
- You know what, what's…
- Thank you.

304
00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:14,609
Ce… ce…

305
00:11:15,651 --> 00:11:17,153
What's happening?

306
00:11:17,361 --> 00:11:19,071
What is happening?

307
00:11:22,575 --> 00:11:24,702
- Jessica…
- You said "emergency."

308
00:11:24,786 --> 00:11:26,621
Well, this is an emergency.

309
00:11:26,704 --> 00:11:28,998
- Nick is home.
- What is your emergency?

310
00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:30,666
Don't glory in it, Cece.

311
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,043
Please don't mistake

312
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,253
my measured bank tone
for calmness,

313
00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:37,048
as I am filled with
waters of rage.

314
00:11:37,215 --> 00:11:39,467
Jess, I know that
you've come here

315
00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:41,111
to convince Cece that
she shouldn't buy this house.

316
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,221
- No.
- Babe, this is an emergency.

317
00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,473
I have feelings
for Nick again, okay?

318
00:11:47,099 --> 00:11:48,601
There. I said it.

319
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,774
I saw him for one second

320
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,692
and I freaked out.

321
00:11:56,776 --> 00:11:58,111
I told him
I was going to the zoo.

322
00:11:58,194 --> 00:11:59,320
You hate the zoo.

323
00:11:59,403 --> 00:12:01,197
There's something about him.

324
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,158
I see him and my heart explodes.

325
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,331
We all need to meet new people.

326
00:12:10,414 --> 00:12:11,582
Oh…

327
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,084
Where are we?

328
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,669
Your new hood!

329
00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:18,339
Okay, so, I couldn't
check all the boxes,

330
00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:20,800
but I think I nailed
the most important one,

331
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:22,844
that it can float.

332
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,100
That's a… that's a boat.

333
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,184
Yeah.

334
00:12:30,268 --> 00:12:32,770
I was just driving to my
doctor's office last night

335
00:12:32,854 --> 00:12:34,272
and I saw it.

336
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:35,940
And you thought, "Okay."

337
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,251
Where-where's your doctor's office?

338
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:38,276
Three boats down.

339
00:12:39,444 --> 00:12:41,946
Should we call Aly
and tell her the good news?

340
00:12:43,656 --> 00:12:45,575
I had no idea
you were going through this.

341
00:12:45,658 --> 00:12:47,952
I just, I can't even be
in the same room as Nick.

342
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,454
I don't know what I'm saying

343
00:12:49,537 --> 00:12:51,056
and what if I say something
that ruins our friendship?

344
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,165
- Get out.
- What?

345
00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:53,541
Get out. Get out right now.

346
00:12:53,624 --> 00:12:55,352
- Get out instantly.
- What happened to the "I'm so sorry"?

347
00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,670
Nick is on his way to the bank
right now. I texted him.

348
00:12:57,753 --> 00:12:59,231
- I need his help with the loan.
- What?

349
00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,507
We need to put the bar
up for collateral, okay?

350
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,610
We're miles past our borrowing
limit. It's the only way.

351
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,678
- Yeah, but the bar?
- No time. There he is.

352
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,722
- What?
- Hey, Nick!

353
00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:12,911
Just pretend like we're having
a normal conversation.

354
00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:14,979
Oh, God. Oh, God.

355
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,772
Okay. Um…

356
00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:19,942
This is, um, this is Margaret.

357
00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:21,068
This is Gracie.

358
00:13:21,152 --> 00:13:22,779
Oh. No. You think I…

359
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:24,822
Oh, no. I'm not a bank robber.

360
00:13:24,906 --> 00:13:26,199
Stop reaching for that button.

361
00:13:26,282 --> 00:13:27,700
I'm just trying to avoid my ex.

362
00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:29,869
Oh, thank God.

363
00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:31,162
God, I missed you.

364
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,747
You know,
I slept in your bed twice.

365
00:13:32,997 --> 00:13:34,582
Look at your hair, you hippie.

366
00:13:34,665 --> 00:13:36,542
Yeah, just come
over here! Great!

367
00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,294
Um, oh. Uh, heads up.

368
00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:40,505
There are over 60 pairs
of shoes in your room.

369
00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:42,423
Uh, heads up,
they're all in the hallway now.

370
00:13:42,507 --> 00:13:44,884
- Oh, okay.
- Sir, sorry to keep you waiting.

371
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,427
This is my co-signer.

372
00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:49,847
Point me in any direction
and I'll sign.

373
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,516
So this is the place, eh?

374
00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:53,351
Beautiful picture of it.

375
00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:56,312
That's how much it is?
That's really exp…

376
00:13:57,647 --> 00:14:00,007
Schmidty, are you sure you know
what you're getting us into?

377
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,901
Yeah, man.

378
00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:03,236
All right.

379
00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:04,570
Congrats.

380
00:14:08,116 --> 00:14:09,200
Did we get the loan?

381
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,827
I wish it were up to me,

382
00:14:11,077 --> 00:14:13,079
because the answer
would be "no,"

383
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:15,039
and all of this would be over.

384
00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,391
- He's been a buzzkill all day.
- Yeah.

385
00:14:16,415 --> 00:14:18,417
- That's all right.
- I owe you one American dream

386
00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,170
- you sweet angel.
- We did it!

387
00:14:21,254 --> 00:14:23,005
I'm so happy for you guys.

388
00:14:23,131 --> 00:14:24,382
Hey, I gotta go.

389
00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:25,967
I got it.

390
00:14:27,677 --> 00:14:28,845
Beautiful family.

391
00:14:31,097 --> 00:14:33,057
It's okay, it's okay.

392
00:14:36,602 --> 00:14:38,354
This is stupid.

393
00:14:38,437 --> 00:14:40,273
I can't keep hiding from him.

394
00:14:40,356 --> 00:14:41,875
- Jess, just give me a sec, okay?
- No, Cece… Cece, it's fine.

395
00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:43,335
- I'll come back with you.
- Go… go with Jess now.

396
00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:45,570
No, no, no, no.
I have to do this myself.

397
00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:48,406
And you guys
have to buy a house.

398
00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,992
This is good.
This is you moving forward.

399
00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:52,743
- Thanks, Jess.
- Get in here.

400
00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:55,079
Oh, I love you guys.

401
00:14:55,163 --> 00:14:56,289
Okay.

402
00:14:56,372 --> 00:14:57,373
- Oh…
- Oh, my God.

403
00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:01,916
Lost my breath, there.
She's a strong… strong one.

404
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:04,172
Well, you're getting the loan.

405
00:15:04,255 --> 00:15:05,256
What?

406
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,716
Interest rates are about to drop

407
00:15:06,799 --> 00:15:07,884
and we want to settle you

408
00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:09,635
with a high one
before they do, so…

409
00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:10,988
We got the loan?
We can make an offer?

410
00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:13,306
It doesn't make
a lick of sense to me,

411
00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:14,974
but there you go.

412
00:15:15,141 --> 00:15:16,184
So many zeros.

413
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:17,518
That's a lot of zeros.

414
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,612
What are you doing?

415
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,242
Hella?

416
00:15:33,326 --> 00:15:34,660
Are you buying a boat?

417
00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:37,997
Look, it is
a complicated situation.

418
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:41,125
First off, I think your sister is amazing.

419
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:42,335
Secondly,

420
00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:44,212
I know that we just
went long-distance

421
00:15:44,295 --> 00:15:46,506
and I don't want to give you
any bad news, but

422
00:15:47,173 --> 00:15:50,009
your sister
ain't that good at her job.

423
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:51,427
Like, at all.

424
00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:53,888
She's… uh, dumb.

425
00:15:54,347 --> 00:15:56,682
That girl is the trunk of a tree.

426
00:15:56,974 --> 00:15:58,476
Ain't nobody at home up here.

427
00:15:58,643 --> 00:16:00,144
- Okay, you…
- She a cottonhead!

428
00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:02,355
- Easy…
- This girl is a dumped-out sewing kit.

429
00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:03,999
- Easy.
- She talkin', but ain't nobody listenin'.

430
00:16:04,023 --> 00:16:05,900
Easy. That's my sister.

431
00:16:05,983 --> 00:16:08,277
And I know she's an idiot.

432
00:16:08,361 --> 00:16:09,570
Thank God.

433
00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:10,798
Just because we're long-distance

434
00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:12,622
doesn't mean we can't be real
with each other.

435
00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:14,992
Okay? We have to tell
each other everything.

436
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,840
I don't know what
the word "panache" means.

437
00:16:17,870 --> 00:16:19,664
It means having
a certain kind of flair.

438
00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:20,748
That…

439
00:16:20,832 --> 00:16:22,434
All right, I'm gonna
hang up now. Are you ready?

440
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,918
Of course I'm ready.

441
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,379
- Aly loves Winston.
- Winston loves Aly.

442
00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:28,131
We're both hanging up now.

443
00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:32,635
We're hanging up
On the count of a hundred…

444
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:34,345
- Okay, babe. Love you.
- And a one, two,

445
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,198
- Gotta go, bye.
- Three, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

446
00:16:36,222 --> 00:16:37,557
Okay. Love you.

447
00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:45,273
You okay, Jess?

448
00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:46,649
Yeah, it's just

449
00:16:47,442 --> 00:16:48,943
something I have to handle
on my own.

450
00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:51,112
No such thing.
I'm standing right here.

451
00:16:51,195 --> 00:16:52,196
Lay it on me.

452
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:54,365
Okay.

453
00:16:54,449 --> 00:16:55,908
But it's pretty major.

454
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:57,261
Do you think you can handle it?

455
00:16:57,285 --> 00:16:59,203
Yes. N… No.

456
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:01,723
I jumped the gun. I should've said,

457
00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:02,957
"I don't… I don't know."

458
00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:05,042
Here goes. Um…

459
00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,629
- So, Nick's back.
- Ooh, don't I know it!

460
00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:10,506
Don't I know it!

461
00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:11,841
Nick is back!

462
00:17:11,924 --> 00:17:13,244
You know,
maybe I can't handle it.

463
00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:14,903
I haven't even gotten
to the major part yet.

464
00:17:14,927 --> 00:17:16,012
Oh.

465
00:17:16,095 --> 00:17:17,638
What I'm trying to say is…

466
00:17:20,725 --> 00:17:22,268
I'm not over Nick.

467
00:17:26,606 --> 00:17:27,857
Oh…

468
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,192
Ooh…

469
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:30,276
Mmm.

470
00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:32,069
Oh…

471
00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:33,780
- Oh…
- I know.

472
00:17:33,946 --> 00:17:36,073
Hmm… Mmm…?

473
00:17:36,157 --> 00:17:37,408
Oh…

474
00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:39,577
And you guys are all moving on.

475
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,371
And I'm still here,

476
00:17:42,455 --> 00:17:45,374
where I was,
waiting outside Nick's door,

477
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,834
trying to figure out

478
00:17:47,877 --> 00:17:51,464
how to… talk to him
without having a heart attack.

479
00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,132
Okay. Okay, listen.

480
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:55,802
You can't control
who you panache.

481
00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:58,853
Just a quick check-in.
How am I handling this?

482
00:17:58,971 --> 00:18:00,306
Bizarrely,

483
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,058
but it's kind of working.

484
00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:03,309
Okay.

485
00:18:03,976 --> 00:18:06,096
I have to figure out
how to be friends with him again,

486
00:18:06,145 --> 00:18:07,396
but I can't even bring

487
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,024
bring myself
to knock on his door.

488
00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:13,903
Well, that's okay, Jess,
because I'm here.

489
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:16,989
Yeah?

490
00:18:18,157 --> 00:18:19,700
Uh, Nick, question.

491
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:22,078
Um, do you have
another gator tooth?

492
00:18:22,161 --> 00:18:23,496
I seem to have swallowed mine.

493
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:24,973
I've given you
a lot of gator teeth.

494
00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:26,040
This is the last one.

495
00:18:26,124 --> 00:18:27,917
And stop putting stuff
in your mouth.

496
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,460
I will make no such promise.

497
00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:30,962
Hey, Day.

498
00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:33,756
Hey, Miller.

499
00:18:36,926 --> 00:18:38,845
Well, Bish out.

500
00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,263
For the third time in my life,

501
00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:42,098
I have to call off
a boat purchase.

502
00:18:42,181 --> 00:18:43,307
What?

503
00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:49,164
- So I just wanted to…
- How was the zoo?

504
00:18:49,188 --> 00:18:50,982
- Oh. Sorry.
- You go, you go first.

505
00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:52,650
Oh, I just…

506
00:18:52,942 --> 00:18:54,110
How was New Orleans?

507
00:18:54,193 --> 00:18:55,611
How-how was everything?

508
00:18:55,695 --> 00:18:58,614
It was great.
I came alive in that city, Jess.

509
00:18:58,698 --> 00:19:01,993
I was writing 2,000 pages
a day by hand.

510
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,536
- What?
- By hand. Yes.

511
00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:06,247
Unfortunately, it all blew
into the Mississippi River.

512
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:07,957
Oh, my God, no. That's terrible.

513
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,750
I mean, for you
and for the environment…

514
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:12,044
And I had to start over,
so I invested in a computer.

515
00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,754
I bought the heaviest one
I could find,

516
00:19:13,838 --> 00:19:14,839
and look

517
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:17,341
heavy computers, heavy materiel.
This is my first book.

518
00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:18,676
- What?
- Yeah.

519
00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:20,079
This is what
I wanted to tell you.

520
00:19:20,511 --> 00:19:21,554
Oh, my God.

521
00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:23,222
It's my book!

522
00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:25,558
Nick, how many days did it
take to print this out?

523
00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:28,245
About a week. I had to go
to a car rental place at night, but, uh

524
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,589
read the first page,
check it out.

525
00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,899
"To Anthony Rizzo
and the Chicago Cubs,"

526
00:19:32,982 --> 00:19:34,150
"for all we've been through."

527
00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:39,030
"And to my friend, Jessica Day,

528
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,157
for the same thing."

529
00:19:43,993 --> 00:19:45,787
I don't know if you
remember this, but, uh

530
00:19:46,078 --> 00:19:47,914
you were the one who told me

531
00:19:47,997 --> 00:19:49,332
to go to New Orleans.

532
00:19:49,415 --> 00:19:50,541
So thank you.

533
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,668
You're welcome.

534
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,880
- We got the house.
- For real this time.

535
00:19:56,589 --> 00:19:57,590
That's great!

536
00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:59,193
- Come on, let's go see it!
- Let's go!

537
00:20:00,301 --> 00:20:01,803
Let me just get… You got to…

538
00:20:01,886 --> 00:20:03,280
- Get… yeah, got to fold it perfect.
- Oh. Yeah, okay. Sorry.

539
00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:04,806
Just because, you know…

540
00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:10,728
Guys, I know I found this place,
but… yikes.

541
00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:11,813
Is that a bloody kite?

542
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,397
I smell coyote babies.

543
00:20:13,481 --> 00:20:15,024
The other house
was just too expensive.

544
00:20:15,108 --> 00:20:16,776
Yeah, this place
is actually perfect.

545
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,362
Or at least it will be,
once we redo it.

546
00:20:19,445 --> 00:20:20,885
This whole room
could be mid-century.

547
00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:22,949
You could use the crown molding
as a focal point.

548
00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:26,953
I'm sorry. I'm inserting.

549
00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,121
- It's okay.
- No.

550
00:20:28,204 --> 00:20:30,498
Look, we clearly are gonna need
everyone's help on this.

551
00:20:30,581 --> 00:20:31,624
Oh, thank you, God!

552
00:20:31,707 --> 00:20:33,267
Okay. We have to extend
the dining room,

553
00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:34,544
track light the hallway,

554
00:20:34,627 --> 00:20:36,712
that closet is begging
to be a half bath…

555
00:20:36,796 --> 00:20:39,298
See, what we have here
is called good bones.

556
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:40,550
You understand?

557
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:41,843
Hit the wall, make sure…

558
00:20:41,926 --> 00:20:43,302
Oh, no!

559
00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:45,221
Hmm.
Yeah, that… uh, that bone,

560
00:20:45,304 --> 00:20:46,848
that bone was broken
when I saw it.

561
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,182
Whatever. Don't worry about it.

562
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,184
We're gonna tear this place
down to the studs.

563
00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:53,020
Yeah, you know?
We'll just start right here.

564
00:20:55,148 --> 00:20:56,232
Right?

565
00:20:56,315 --> 00:20:58,651
It's okay,
'cause we're the owners!

566
00:20:58,734 --> 00:20:59,777
You're the owners!

567
00:20:59,861 --> 00:21:00,901
- We're the owners.
- Yeah!

568
00:21:00,945 --> 00:21:01,988
They're the owners!

569
00:21:02,071 --> 00:21:03,114
You're gonna live here!

570
00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:04,198
You own it!

571
00:21:04,282 --> 00:21:05,283
Open your eyes.

572
00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:06,409
Yah!

573
00:21:06,492 --> 00:21:08,202
All right, Winston!

574
00:21:08,286 --> 00:21:09,287
Careful, surprise.

575
00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:11,747
A dream in disguise.

576
00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:13,291
Hey, guys.

577
00:21:13,374 --> 00:21:15,001
You know we can have it.

578
00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:16,210
Oh, my God.

579
00:21:16,294 --> 00:21:17,545
What?

580
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:20,673
Oh, my God, it's a fireplace.

581
00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:22,175
Look. Wow.

582
00:21:22,258 --> 00:21:23,301
- It's Narnia.
- Yeah.

583
00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:25,470
It's beautiful!
Yeah, it's nice, right?

584
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:26,762
- Yeah.
- What?

585
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:28,764
Yeah!

586
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:30,099
Let's crank this thing up.

587
00:21:30,183 --> 00:21:31,184
Ooh…

588
00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:35,271
Oh, yeah!

589
00:21:35,354 --> 00:21:37,106
Put your other foot down.

590
00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:38,900
- To the house!
- All right! Yeah!

591
00:21:38,983 --> 00:21:42,612
You got to put one foot
In front of the other.

592
00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:44,655
Put your other foot down…