1 00:00:10,272 --> 00:00:12,483 This loft has devolved into chaos. 2 00:00:12,566 --> 00:00:13,752 You promised me if we had sex this morning, 3 00:00:13,776 --> 00:00:16,195 - you wouldn't get riled up. - Sex was great. Blessings. 4 00:00:16,278 --> 00:00:17,488 But look at all this mail. 5 00:00:17,571 --> 00:00:19,949 Small-time drug dealers are more organized than this. 6 00:00:20,032 --> 00:00:22,409 Oh, my God, my Uncle Lee got married. 7 00:00:22,493 --> 00:00:23,637 This is what I'm talking about. 8 00:00:23,661 --> 00:00:25,412 Oh, my God, he died. 9 00:00:25,496 --> 00:00:27,974 Cece, what if that had been one of your college acceptance letters? 10 00:00:27,998 --> 00:00:29,518 I'm transferring to a four year university. 11 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:31,460 - It's no big deal. - It's huge. 12 00:00:31,544 --> 00:00:33,295 You graduated from a community college. 13 00:00:33,546 --> 00:00:35,172 It was a sight to behold. 14 00:00:42,471 --> 00:00:43,722 - Cece Parekh. - That's me. 15 00:00:43,806 --> 00:00:45,057 Yay! 16 00:00:45,599 --> 00:00:48,144 I'm not gonna let you lose out because our roommates 17 00:00:48,227 --> 00:00:49,687 are a bunch of railway cats. 18 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:51,939 Clear your schedule. We're organizing. 19 00:00:52,022 --> 00:00:53,582 Can't. I'm campaigning with Jess today. 20 00:00:53,649 --> 00:00:55,776 Let's get ready to Rodham! 21 00:01:06,453 --> 00:01:08,164 Y'all ready for this election? 22 00:01:08,247 --> 00:01:11,417 What on Earth are you celebrating? 23 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,103 It's okay. We know you're voting for Trump. 24 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:16,505 Not on your life, nor am I voting for that flip-flopping 25 00:01:16,589 --> 00:01:18,132 helmet head in a pantsuit. 26 00:01:18,215 --> 00:01:20,384 I'm only focused on one election. 27 00:01:20,467 --> 00:01:23,053 The election that matters. Paul Ryan 2020. 28 00:01:23,804 --> 00:01:26,140 All right. While you sit this one out, 29 00:01:26,223 --> 00:01:29,643 Cece and I are gonna register new voters and help Hillary prove 30 00:01:29,727 --> 00:01:31,395 that a woman's place is in the house… 31 00:01:31,854 --> 00:01:33,147 The White House. 32 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:36,525 The people's voice must be heard and that's what I've always believed. 33 00:01:36,609 --> 00:01:39,361 As I see it, we have two choices. 34 00:01:39,445 --> 00:01:43,157 Continue eating this pig slop that they call butterscotch pudding 35 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,951 or we can raise our voices and demand 36 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:49,371 for locally-sourced, candied, Oregon apples! 37 00:01:50,831 --> 00:01:54,043 You can silence me, but you can't silence the people! 38 00:01:54,668 --> 00:01:56,962 This is not P.S. Hippie Montessori. 39 00:01:57,046 --> 00:01:58,047 Nobody cares anymore. 40 00:01:58,130 --> 00:01:59,757 Democracy is dead. 41 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:01,967 - Wha… - If you get five new voters, 42 00:02:02,051 --> 00:02:04,011 hell, you know what, I'll vote for Hillary. 43 00:02:04,094 --> 00:02:08,182 - Excuse me? - Things just got interesting. 44 00:02:08,265 --> 00:02:11,977 But if you don't, you have to vote for Winston. 45 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,606 Bishop? Winston Bishop? 46 00:02:15,689 --> 00:02:17,817 Game on, you Republican minx. 47 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:21,570 Hey, guys, if I win, I just want you to know there will be 48 00:02:21,654 --> 00:02:23,239 some things that come out about me. 49 00:02:24,156 --> 00:02:25,199 Just ride it out. 50 00:02:30,579 --> 00:02:32,665 Reagan's in Seattle. Aly's at Quantico. 51 00:02:32,748 --> 00:02:35,501 And here we are, you and me, working that long "D." 52 00:02:35,584 --> 00:02:37,837 The long what now? We're working the what? 53 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,672 The long "D." Long distance relationships. 54 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:42,508 I mean, Aly and I have got it down to an art. 55 00:02:42,591 --> 00:02:45,678 Really? 'Cause I'm… I'm really struggling. 56 00:02:46,512 --> 00:02:49,139 In New Orleans, Reagan and I had such an easy time talking, 57 00:02:49,223 --> 00:02:51,600 but now there's so much pressure that we just text. 58 00:02:51,684 --> 00:02:52,935 Just talk on the phone. 59 00:02:53,018 --> 00:02:55,229 I hate talking on the phone, Winston. 60 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:57,982 - I feel like I'm exposing my turd pipe. - What? 61 00:02:58,065 --> 00:03:00,025 I just know that I feel cold and I'm terrified. 62 00:03:00,109 --> 00:03:03,571 Look, man, you got to understand something about the long "D." 63 00:03:03,654 --> 00:03:05,156 At first, it's very hard. 64 00:03:05,239 --> 00:03:06,907 Okay? It's a lot to take. 65 00:03:06,991 --> 00:03:08,784 But the long "D" in the end is 66 00:03:09,034 --> 00:03:10,661 very much worth it. 67 00:03:10,744 --> 00:03:12,304 You have to see what you're doing here. 68 00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:15,541 Right now you're having problems. I'm not. You know why? 69 00:03:15,624 --> 00:03:17,769 - 'Cause you love the long "D." - I've adjusted to the long "D." 70 00:03:17,793 --> 00:03:19,545 - Okay. - Sometimes it's rough. 71 00:03:19,628 --> 00:03:21,106 Yeah, can be bumpy road sometimes, man. 72 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:22,173 The long "D" can be bumpy. 73 00:03:22,256 --> 00:03:24,049 - Ooh! - Sometimes there's unexpected curves. 74 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:26,194 - Don't I know it. - But once it breaks you down a little bit, 75 00:03:26,218 --> 00:03:27,458 you learn to like the long "D." 76 00:03:27,595 --> 00:03:28,738 You're gonna say something like that? 77 00:03:28,762 --> 00:03:30,282 You get used to it is what I'm saying. 78 00:03:32,057 --> 00:03:33,517 I think I'm done with this. 79 00:03:35,644 --> 00:03:36,729 Hello. 80 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:38,522 Hello. 81 00:03:38,856 --> 00:03:40,649 Two canvassers reporting for duty. 82 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:42,693 Jessica Day, school administrator. 83 00:03:42,776 --> 00:03:44,778 Cecilia Parekh, community college graduate, 84 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:46,947 soon to be transferred to a four year university. 85 00:03:47,031 --> 00:03:48,133 - I don't have time for this. - Well, actually… 86 00:03:48,157 --> 00:03:50,343 - She doesn't know which one yet. - Yeah, I haven't been accepted. 87 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:51,720 I don't have time to listen to you. 88 00:03:51,744 --> 00:03:52,828 - Sure. - Oh, no. 89 00:03:52,912 --> 00:03:54,997 Just be respectful, informative. 90 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,000 Hillary Clinton was born in 1947 and her parents are Hugh and Dorothy. 91 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,002 Woman won a Grammy. That's a fact. 92 00:04:00,085 --> 00:04:02,546 Takes a village. 93 00:04:04,089 --> 00:04:06,342 - Try phone duty. - Great. 94 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:07,551 Quick question. 95 00:04:07,635 --> 00:04:09,678 I've perfected five different, 96 00:04:09,762 --> 00:04:12,014 assertive, female voices. 97 00:04:12,097 --> 00:04:13,366 You tell me which one you'd like me to use. 98 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:14,433 Hi. 99 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:15,559 Hey. 100 00:04:15,643 --> 00:04:16,936 Hello. Good day. 101 00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:18,062 'Sup. 102 00:04:18,145 --> 00:04:19,146 That was one. 103 00:04:20,523 --> 00:04:24,109 What is so genius about the new system is that it's completely self-explanatory. 104 00:04:24,193 --> 00:04:25,820 Now, let's say you get a heating bill. 105 00:04:25,945 --> 00:04:27,571 - Where does it go? - Oh. 106 00:04:28,072 --> 00:04:29,615 Didn't know I was gonna be quizzed. 107 00:04:34,161 --> 00:04:35,913 - Loft bills. - That's right. 108 00:04:35,996 --> 00:04:39,542 And do not put that in the old mail, soy sauce, dead battery drawer. 109 00:04:42,294 --> 00:04:43,504 - What? - What? 110 00:04:45,089 --> 00:04:46,131 What is this drawer? 111 00:04:47,633 --> 00:04:49,593 Take me to the drawer, Winston. Where is it? 112 00:04:55,349 --> 00:04:56,350 I didn't… 113 00:04:56,433 --> 00:04:57,434 The hell is this? 114 00:04:57,518 --> 00:04:58,662 Uh… Some… Some of everything. 115 00:04:58,686 --> 00:05:01,522 When you cut the belly open of a shark and just everything topples out. 116 00:05:05,151 --> 00:05:06,819 Have you people all just given up? 117 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:08,612 Well, hang on. 118 00:05:11,282 --> 00:05:13,426 It's Cal State L.A. This is Cece's first admissions letter. 119 00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:14,869 - Oh. - I got to get this to her. 120 00:05:15,077 --> 00:05:18,539 Winston! I hope you're happy! I showed her my turd pipe. 121 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:20,809 I don't know what's going on in your lives, 122 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,793 but we need to start eating dinner together again. 123 00:05:22,835 --> 00:05:23,878 Mmm-mmm. 124 00:05:25,713 --> 00:05:26,922 Oh. 125 00:05:27,798 --> 00:05:29,133 You got in my head. 126 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:31,760 I decided to call Reagan and it went horribly. 127 00:05:31,844 --> 00:05:32,970 Hi, this is Nick. 128 00:05:33,179 --> 00:05:35,222 Yeah, Nick Miller, boyfriend. Boyfriend. 129 00:05:35,306 --> 00:05:36,432 What you got? 130 00:05:36,515 --> 00:05:38,851 Why am I talking this way? Hi. Talking, me talking. 131 00:05:38,934 --> 00:05:40,269 You listening, you listening. 132 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:45,608 Next thing I knew, I was saying the words 133 00:05:45,691 --> 00:05:48,652 "phone" and "sex" and now she expects phone sex. 134 00:05:48,736 --> 00:05:50,237 - Nick, relax, man. - Help me. 135 00:05:50,321 --> 00:05:51,756 I'm screwed, Winston. I'm gonna lose her. 136 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:53,500 My friend, you are not gonna lose her, okay? 137 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:55,910 Phone sex is old school. 138 00:05:56,076 --> 00:05:57,870 That's how our nanas got nasty. 139 00:05:57,953 --> 00:05:59,121 True, true, true. 140 00:05:59,205 --> 00:06:00,807 They'd be like, "What you wearing, Gertrude?" 141 00:06:00,831 --> 00:06:02,833 She'd be like, "My bloom… Bloomers." 142 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:05,336 "Pull down those trousers and let me see that thing." 143 00:06:05,419 --> 00:06:08,297 But… Thanks to technology, hmm, 144 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:11,592 there's plenty other ways you can get sensual with your lady. 145 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,010 Welcome 146 00:06:13,928 --> 00:06:18,641 to the Winston Bishop Clinic for Satellite Sexual Intercourse. 147 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:19,808 Eh? 148 00:06:20,351 --> 00:06:21,644 This is how you do phone sex? 149 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:23,145 Video sex, Nick. 150 00:06:23,771 --> 00:06:24,939 Aloha. 151 00:06:25,105 --> 00:06:27,399 Beautiful girl on a beautiful day in Hawaii. 152 00:06:27,483 --> 00:06:30,277 - Ooh. - Let's make love for the Japanese bombers. 153 00:06:30,361 --> 00:06:31,946 Oh, my God! 154 00:06:32,029 --> 00:06:34,657 They're bombing us! No! No! 155 00:06:35,074 --> 00:06:36,492 You know we share a wall, right? 156 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:37,952 Mmm… 157 00:06:41,121 --> 00:06:42,915 - Envelopes, really? - Ugh. 158 00:06:42,998 --> 00:06:46,043 We are not making a damn diff in here, Cece. 159 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:47,795 Stuffing paper. 160 00:06:47,878 --> 00:06:49,505 If ten-year-old Jess could see me now… 161 00:06:49,588 --> 00:06:51,715 You know, she'd be really proud of your knockers. 162 00:06:51,799 --> 00:06:52,925 I never saw that coming. 163 00:06:53,008 --> 00:06:56,387 Well, that's a fair point. I did exceed expectations. 164 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:57,555 - Mmm. - But you know what? 165 00:06:57,638 --> 00:07:00,724 We need to get off the bench and we need to go prove Schmidt wrong. 166 00:07:00,808 --> 00:07:05,729 So, we need a list of potential new voters and I know just the tired, 167 00:07:05,813 --> 00:07:07,690 cranky broad who has one. 168 00:07:10,025 --> 00:07:12,820 Hey. Thought you could use a hot cup. 169 00:07:14,989 --> 00:07:18,200 So, when the dust settles, what's, uh… What's next for the supervisor? 170 00:07:18,409 --> 00:07:21,009 My name is Mary Ellen and I haven't thought about myself in weeks. 171 00:07:21,579 --> 00:07:22,788 Oh, well, best of luck. 172 00:07:23,789 --> 00:07:25,624 Piece of cake, Cece. 173 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:27,548 Sign up five new voters. We'll be done by noon. 174 00:07:27,585 --> 00:07:28,752 - Yes! - Yes! 175 00:07:29,295 --> 00:07:31,022 Hi, do you have a minute to talk about Hillary? 176 00:07:31,046 --> 00:07:32,089 I'm voting for her. 177 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:33,757 Would you like to… 178 00:07:33,841 --> 00:07:34,925 Hillary Cli… 179 00:07:36,719 --> 00:07:37,928 Yes? 180 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:39,513 You know who you look like? 181 00:07:39,597 --> 00:07:41,182 I am not Bernie Sanders. 182 00:07:41,265 --> 00:07:44,226 I am Marshall Stevens and for the last year and a half, 183 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,729 my life has been a living hell! 184 00:07:46,812 --> 00:07:48,522 Okay. 185 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,501 So, this is what all the kids are talking about these days? 186 00:07:51,525 --> 00:07:53,277 - Yep. Yeah. - Video sex? 187 00:07:54,111 --> 00:07:55,946 Do you clean this thing regularly? 188 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:57,031 I thi… 189 00:07:57,114 --> 00:07:58,574 Why are you looking up? 190 00:07:59,492 --> 00:08:00,886 That's her. She wants to do it now. 191 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:03,204 I like her style. 192 00:08:03,412 --> 00:08:04,830 A little afternoon delight. 193 00:08:04,914 --> 00:08:06,790 - Yeah. - Okay, let's pick out a backdrop. 194 00:08:06,874 --> 00:08:08,459 Where do you want to get naughty? 195 00:08:08,542 --> 00:08:10,753 Paris? Rome? 196 00:08:10,836 --> 00:08:12,796 - Huh? Drink a little tea? - That's not sexy. 197 00:08:13,297 --> 00:08:14,840 Africa… Nah, you don't want to… 198 00:08:16,258 --> 00:08:17,426 Outer space? 199 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:23,349 - You can do it in space? - Oh, yes, Nick. You can. And you will. 200 00:08:24,683 --> 00:08:26,477 Wait. This is a sorority house. 201 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:29,021 It's probably a house full of unregistered voters. 202 00:08:29,104 --> 00:08:30,606 I hear you, I do, 203 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:33,150 but there's nothing scarier to me than sorority girls. 204 00:08:33,776 --> 00:08:35,962 Hey, do you guys have the keg? 'Cause we're almost tapped 205 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:37,279 and I'm like, "What?" 206 00:08:38,572 --> 00:08:42,201 Um, are you ladies planning to vote? 207 00:08:42,284 --> 00:08:44,036 Yeah, bye. 208 00:08:44,829 --> 00:08:46,163 Is she gone? 209 00:08:46,247 --> 00:08:49,375 I stood frozen like you're supposed to when you see a bear in the woods. 210 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:50,960 Hold on a sec. Hey, babe. 211 00:08:51,043 --> 00:08:52,044 Where are you? I'm… 212 00:08:52,127 --> 00:08:54,964 I'm at the Phish concert that you call a campaign office. 213 00:08:55,756 --> 00:08:57,234 And I have your first admissions letter! 214 00:08:57,258 --> 00:08:58,735 We're just actually out canvassing right now. 215 00:08:58,759 --> 00:08:59,903 I'll open it when I get home. 216 00:08:59,927 --> 00:09:01,696 That's not gonna work for me. I'm gonna open it now. 217 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,073 No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, don't… 218 00:09:03,097 --> 00:09:05,599 Sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of me opening it. 219 00:09:05,975 --> 00:09:07,017 You got into college! 220 00:09:07,101 --> 00:09:08,861 - You got into college! - I got into college. 221 00:09:09,145 --> 00:09:11,564 You got into college? 222 00:09:11,647 --> 00:09:13,440 - Cece got into college. - Congratulations. 223 00:09:13,607 --> 00:09:14,817 No, whatever. 224 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:17,027 Don't tell Schmidt we haven't gotten any new voters. 225 00:09:17,111 --> 00:09:18,338 - Okay. - Tell Jess that I'm not surprised, 226 00:09:18,362 --> 00:09:19,722 and her whispers are like screams. 227 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:20,906 - Hey! - Whoa. All right. 228 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:22,032 The day's not done. 229 00:09:22,116 --> 00:09:23,742 Money and special interests, Jess. 230 00:09:23,826 --> 00:09:25,870 Let me hear you say it. Democracy is dead. 231 00:09:25,953 --> 00:09:27,079 Democracy is… 232 00:09:27,746 --> 00:09:28,789 Alive. 233 00:09:29,456 --> 00:09:30,457 He got where I was going. 234 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,960 Whew. 235 00:09:36,213 --> 00:09:37,381 Let's find you a home. 236 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:39,925 Thank you. 237 00:09:42,094 --> 00:09:43,304 Oh. 238 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:49,786 Uh, we lost a couple of deadbeats 239 00:09:49,810 --> 00:09:51,479 over in envelopes. We need you there. 240 00:09:51,562 --> 00:09:52,730 I'm not one of you people. 241 00:09:52,813 --> 00:09:54,315 I'm very sorry. I'm a Repu… Hmm. 242 00:09:55,858 --> 00:09:59,445 I'm repulsed by that garbage dump you call an envelope station. 243 00:09:59,528 --> 00:10:01,197 Great. Then organize it. 244 00:10:01,989 --> 00:10:02,990 No. 245 00:10:06,702 --> 00:10:08,537 I'mma make a system. 246 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,933 I couldn't see the smug look on Schmidt's face, but I could feel it. 247 00:10:11,957 --> 00:10:14,293 I'll be damned if I cast a vote for Bishop/Furguson. 248 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:15,562 Wait, where… Where are you going? 249 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,296 Back to the coven of Greek sirens. 250 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:18,589 I say we go in hard, 251 00:10:18,672 --> 00:10:20,358 with the violent history of the suffragette, 252 00:10:20,382 --> 00:10:23,594 and then, we ease into some light reproductive rights. 253 00:10:23,677 --> 00:10:25,930 That is one way to do it. Or… 254 00:10:26,013 --> 00:10:28,182 Who's ready to party? 255 00:10:28,265 --> 00:10:31,268 And gab about the kind of world we want to leave our grandchildren! 256 00:10:33,646 --> 00:10:35,189 Hopefully one that's full of parties! 257 00:10:36,982 --> 00:10:38,317 You're gonna graduate soon, okay? 258 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,277 So, this is your turn to really speak up 259 00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:42,005 - and make a difference… - And it's your turn to drink! 260 00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:43,948 Oh, okay. All right, just, um, okay… 261 00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:46,784 I love you, booze girl. Take a shot! 262 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:47,947 - Oh, no. I don't… - Shot! 263 00:10:47,993 --> 00:10:51,205 I don't want to take a shot, but I do want you to sign up to vote. 264 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:54,458 I can't sign it if you don't take a shot. 265 00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:57,461 That's such a good argument. Okay. 266 00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:04,301 Oh… 267 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:06,136 All right. 268 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:09,640 You all have ten shots and I have one. 269 00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:11,475 But, if you share the wealth, 270 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:14,979 then we can all throw up together. 271 00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:18,732 And that's called redistribution. 272 00:11:22,945 --> 00:11:24,446 That's what I'm saying! 273 00:11:24,613 --> 00:11:26,198 Ah, you're welcome! 274 00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:29,118 Booze girl, booze girl, booze girl, 275 00:11:29,201 --> 00:11:31,287 booze girl, booze girl, booze girl… 276 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,167 Oh, bingo. 277 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,127 I feel sexy. 278 00:11:38,419 --> 00:11:40,671 Can I, uh, practice some sex talk I've been working on? 279 00:11:41,088 --> 00:11:42,339 Pretend you're Reagan. 280 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:46,802 Take off your space pants, 281 00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:49,013 I want to do sex with you over this video thing. 282 00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:53,434 Don't overthink it. 283 00:11:53,934 --> 00:11:55,060 Okay… 284 00:11:58,898 --> 00:12:00,649 I can't see anything in here, but… 285 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:01,817 Here goes nothing. 286 00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:03,360 In ten hours, I'll be dead. 287 00:12:03,444 --> 00:12:06,780 I'm headed straight to the sun, which is actually a star. 288 00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:09,033 But it's our star. And it's worth saving. 289 00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:10,493 - Nick? - Anyway… 290 00:12:11,619 --> 00:12:12,661 Here's my penis. 291 00:12:12,745 --> 00:12:14,413 Oh! 292 00:12:14,497 --> 00:12:16,499 Nick, put it… Nick, what are you doing? 293 00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:18,042 - No! No! - Where's Winston? 294 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,293 This is my nightmare! 295 00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:21,921 Face your fears, Nick! Talk to Reagan! 296 00:12:22,004 --> 00:12:23,881 It's not Reagan, it's Aly. Let me out! 297 00:12:23,964 --> 00:12:26,133 No, no. Aly? Don't look! Close your eyes! 298 00:12:26,217 --> 00:12:27,259 Is that a comet? What… 299 00:12:27,384 --> 00:12:28,802 Oh, wow! 300 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:30,721 Look at me, baby. Look at me. 301 00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:33,390 I feel like I should tell you, I saw the whole thing. 302 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:36,185 One, two, three. 303 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:41,273 Stuff. Jenise, we just… We don't touch this pile. 304 00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:43,859 We touch those piles. Thank you. 'Lopes! 305 00:12:45,152 --> 00:12:46,195 Excellent. 306 00:12:46,695 --> 00:12:48,423 What are you doing here? You're interrupting. 307 00:12:48,447 --> 00:12:50,616 I like your work, new guy. I need you on the phones. 308 00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:52,660 - What about my 'lopes? - Nope. Phones. 309 00:12:53,285 --> 00:12:54,537 Just read the script. 310 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,705 Okay, fine. But only one call. 311 00:12:56,789 --> 00:12:59,208 That's it. And then I'm taking my talents back to mailers. 312 00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:02,044 Yes, hello. 313 00:13:02,127 --> 00:13:04,713 I'm calling to remind you to vote for a better America 314 00:13:04,797 --> 00:13:07,237 and a vote for a better America is a vote for Hubbedy Bubbedy. 315 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:08,759 Hillary Clinton. 316 00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,111 That's what I said. Hibiddy Bibbidy. 317 00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:11,136 It's Hillary. 318 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,280 - Yes, I know. - Hillary Clinton! 319 00:13:12,304 --> 00:13:13,722 And I keep saying that. Okay? 320 00:13:13,848 --> 00:13:16,475 Hubbedy Barry. Maria Conchita Alonso. 321 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:19,478 - What's wrong with you? - Celery Flintstone. I can't do this! 322 00:13:19,562 --> 00:13:21,021 Vote for Paul Ryan in 2020! 323 00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:24,191 Paul Ryan in 2020! Paul Ryan! Give me that. 324 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:25,568 Paul Ryan in 20… 2020, 325 00:13:25,651 --> 00:13:27,051 for President of the United States. 326 00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:29,238 Paul Ryan in 2020! 327 00:13:29,321 --> 00:13:30,656 Pau… Paul Ryan in 2020. 328 00:13:30,739 --> 00:13:31,967 President of the United States. 329 00:13:31,991 --> 00:13:33,075 Paul Ryan in 2020! 330 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:34,702 Paul Ryan! Paul Ryan in 20… 331 00:13:34,994 --> 00:13:36,120 Get off of me! 332 00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:37,705 You smell like a wet campsite. 333 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,251 - Thank you. - Mmm-hmm. 334 00:13:44,253 --> 00:13:45,856 Excuse me, would you like to talk about… 335 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,590 Oh, my God! 336 00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,301 - Jessica? - Cece! 337 00:13:50,384 --> 00:13:51,510 - Jessica? - Oh… 338 00:13:51,594 --> 00:13:54,471 I feel like I haven't seen you in so long. 339 00:13:54,555 --> 00:13:55,723 Like, in years. 340 00:13:56,348 --> 00:13:58,392 - You look friggin' amazing! - Shut up! 341 00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:00,186 Truly, like, the best I've ever seen you. 342 00:14:00,269 --> 00:14:01,913 - Shut up, you bitch! - Keep doing whatever you are doing. 343 00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:03,939 - I love you. I love you. - Phenomenal. Phenomenal. 344 00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:05,167 But you know what else I love? 345 00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:06,901 - Mmm, what? - These signatures! 346 00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:08,235 - Hey! - Oh, my God. 347 00:14:08,319 --> 00:14:09,754 - That's what I'm talking about! - Oh, my God. 348 00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:11,256 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what I'm talking about. 349 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,199 - Yes! Yes! - Those! Plus all these. 350 00:14:13,282 --> 00:14:15,618 - Schmidt, we beat you! Bye! Yeah. - Yeah, we beat him! 351 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:16,702 And you know what else? 352 00:14:16,785 --> 00:14:18,162 I'm coming with you to college 353 00:14:18,245 --> 00:14:20,206 'cause sorority girls love me. 354 00:14:20,289 --> 00:14:23,501 Just ask my new besties… Anita Wang! Ivana Getsum. 355 00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:28,047 Ah, hell. 356 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,007 Jessica damn Day. 357 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,635 All of those names are fake. 358 00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:34,303 What a freaking buzz kill. 359 00:14:34,386 --> 00:14:36,281 You didn't see that when they wrote it down there? 360 00:14:36,305 --> 00:14:38,783 - You're so great, let me look at yours. - You check your facts. Check… 361 00:14:38,807 --> 00:14:42,394 - Check it. - "Melanie Fart" signed yours five times. 362 00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:44,355 Who wrote Melanie Fart? 363 00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:46,899 They think democracy's a joke! 364 00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:49,652 - Democracy's not a joke! - No. 365 00:14:49,735 --> 00:14:51,237 It's the system by which we live! 366 00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:53,030 Ladies! 367 00:14:53,113 --> 00:14:54,824 I'm yelling from a balcony! 368 00:14:55,407 --> 00:15:00,037 Your female forebears fought to give you a voice. 369 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,832 One of them threw herself in front of a horse. 370 00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:04,458 A horse! 371 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,961 Jess, come down, okay? You're drunk, they're all drunk. 372 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:09,380 I'm drunk. We lost the bet. 373 00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:12,842 This is not about the bet, this is about America! 374 00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:14,176 Here we go. 375 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,446 Now, you ladies can sit on the sidelines and let someone else 376 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:21,267 dictate your futures, or you can speak up and take charge of your lives. 377 00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:24,687 Now, if you're not willing to do that, then shame on you. 378 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:27,231 But if you are, then I want to hear your voice. 379 00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:28,440 Where are you… 380 00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:31,068 Ivana Getsum? 381 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,281 How about… How about you, Anita Wang? 382 00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:40,202 Show your face, Melanie Fart. 383 00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:44,331 Where you at? Are you serious? We had a real moment. 384 00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:46,667 How about, um… Babaloo Softlock? 385 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:50,421 - Holden D. Cankles, where… - I'm here! 386 00:15:50,504 --> 00:15:53,090 - Burt Tacomeat? - Jackie Rectum? 387 00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:56,218 - Boobs Gargler? - Diaria Jones? 388 00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:58,095 Oprah's friend Gayle? 389 00:15:58,179 --> 00:15:59,930 Yaseen Maboobs? 390 00:16:00,014 --> 00:16:01,015 Claude Balls? 391 00:16:01,307 --> 00:16:02,349 Here! 392 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,728 Well, I'm booze girl, and booze girl wants to hear 393 00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:07,813 your voices! 394 00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:09,732 Booze girl! Booze girl! 395 00:16:09,815 --> 00:16:12,359 Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl! 396 00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:15,404 All right, now I need your real signatures! 397 00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:16,864 The forms are all filled up. 398 00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:20,326 Well, then let's march to the headquarters! 399 00:16:42,556 --> 00:16:43,849 Hey, buddy, we doing all right? 400 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,100 Yeah, never better. 401 00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:47,186 Aly saw my ass in space, 402 00:16:47,269 --> 00:16:49,355 Reagan still wants to have phone sex with me, 403 00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:53,192 and I just panic-ordered $200 worth of Chinese food. 404 00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:54,544 You know what, man? That's on me, I… 405 00:16:54,568 --> 00:16:55,861 I pushed you to use my style 406 00:16:55,945 --> 00:16:57,947 when I should have encouraged you to use your own. 407 00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:01,659 Winston, if I had any style, I would call my girlfriend 408 00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:04,453 instead of using my best friend's electronic sex shed. 409 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:10,543 "Every moment you're on this Earth, is a moment I know where you are." 410 00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,753 - You know who wrote that? - The great James Baldwin. 411 00:17:12,837 --> 00:17:15,965 No, you… James Baldwin? What? 412 00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:19,301 Look, man, you sent me these cards when I was playing basketball in Latvia. 413 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:22,555 And, I don't know, I kept all of them. They're beautiful, man. 414 00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:25,391 "I screamed your name at the ocean today," 415 00:17:25,474 --> 00:17:28,811 "then I ate a sandwich that tasted like your smile." 416 00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:31,105 - I wrote that to you? - Yeah. 417 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:33,023 Boy, we used to be a lot closer. 418 00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:36,485 This is your style, man. Use it. 419 00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:39,822 Thank you. 420 00:17:40,114 --> 00:17:42,449 Hey, uh, Reagan, this is Nick Miller. 421 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:45,536 You said you wanted phone sex, so, here you go. 422 00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,204 Here's your phone sex. 423 00:17:47,454 --> 00:17:50,583 Get ready to, uh, have a… An orgasm, I guess. 424 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,960 When I'm done with, uh… I'll just start. 425 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:57,548 You are a real sandwich lady, 426 00:17:57,631 --> 00:18:00,968 and I want to scream your name across the ocean. 427 00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:03,220 Ooh, hoo! That's nice. 428 00:18:03,304 --> 00:18:05,598 Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's… That's Winston. 429 00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:07,784 Yeah, he's in here to help, he's actually been very helpful. 430 00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:09,648 - What's up, girl? - He says "What's up, girl?" 431 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,647 Oh, yeah, I'll def… Yeah, makes perfect sense. 432 00:18:13,731 --> 00:18:15,771 - You need to leave right now. - Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. 433 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,611 Okay. Bye, Reagan. 434 00:18:18,694 --> 00:18:20,863 No, Winston, I mean it. She brings up a valid point. 435 00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:23,491 - We're about to do phone sex, and… - I'm walking out… 436 00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:25,109 All right, Winston, take off. 437 00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:27,203 - Sure. For sure. - No, Winston, I mean it. 438 00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:28,537 This is me telling you as Nick. 439 00:18:28,621 --> 00:18:31,624 - I would like you to leave. - As Nick. Ooh! 440 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:32,958 Hit the road. 441 00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:34,960 - Oh, for real? - Yeah. 442 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:36,378 Oh, I'm sorry. 443 00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:37,546 - Yeah. - All right, then. 444 00:18:38,214 --> 00:18:40,966 Oh, hey, hey, before I go, 445 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,260 it may be bad timing, but you want to grab brunch 446 00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,678 with my boy Willy tomorrow? 447 00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:47,640 - No. - I'll talk to you later. 448 00:18:47,723 --> 00:18:49,767 - I don't want to. - You'll change your mind. 449 00:18:56,315 --> 00:18:57,691 This is awesome. 450 00:18:57,775 --> 00:19:00,319 I hope we get to meet Ivanka. I love her shoes. 451 00:19:01,111 --> 00:19:02,196 Ivanka? 452 00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:05,157 Yeah, Donald's daughter. We all love her. 453 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,284 And we love the Donald! 454 00:19:07,368 --> 00:19:08,494 Trump! 455 00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:12,414 Oh, okay, what do we do? What do we do? 456 00:19:12,498 --> 00:19:13,666 - What do we do? - Turn right! 457 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,592 Right, run! 458 00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:25,219 - Right, right. - Whoo! 459 00:19:25,803 --> 00:19:28,138 You can register online. Democracy lives! 460 00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:29,640 Let's go. Come on, let's go. 461 00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:32,484 - Are we going in the right direction? - Doesn't matter. Keep running. 462 00:19:33,394 --> 00:19:35,675 I mean, you helped those girls find their voice, you know, 463 00:19:35,729 --> 00:19:37,648 it just wasn't the one that you wanted. 464 00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:39,775 You helped me find my voice, too. 465 00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:43,696 I'm not sure you're gonna want to hear that one, either. 466 00:19:43,779 --> 00:19:45,823 - What do you mean? - I don't want to go to college. 467 00:19:46,073 --> 00:19:47,633 - What? - When Schmidt opened my letter, 468 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,535 I could hear the excitement in his voice, 469 00:19:49,618 --> 00:19:51,178 and I could see it in your face, but… 470 00:19:51,245 --> 00:19:53,455 - Cece… - I felt nothing. 471 00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:55,966 Schmidt, please talk some sense to your wife. 472 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,519 She says she doesn't want to go to college, 473 00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,895 but tell her that a four-year education… 474 00:19:58,919 --> 00:20:03,966 No, okay, look, Jess, Jess, I know school is your life, okay, 475 00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:07,511 and I respect that, you know that I do, but we're different people. 476 00:20:07,595 --> 00:20:09,638 I don't want to be stuck in a classroom. 477 00:20:09,722 --> 00:20:12,892 I want to be out in the world working with people. 478 00:20:13,475 --> 00:20:15,686 I just really need you both to support me. 479 00:20:15,769 --> 00:20:18,606 I support you. I will always support you. 480 00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:23,903 I mean, this sort of ruins my dream of taking you in a dorm room, but… 481 00:20:23,986 --> 00:20:25,279 A dorm room? 482 00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:27,221 Did you think I was gonna move out? 483 00:20:28,616 --> 00:20:29,742 - I thought… - Cece… 484 00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:32,953 I want what's best for you, so if this is what you want… 485 00:20:33,037 --> 00:20:34,747 It is. Trust me. 486 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,165 Booze girl loves you. 487 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,083 Oh, I love you, booze girl. 488 00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:40,294 I love you, too. 489 00:20:42,796 --> 00:20:45,633 - What? - What is this? 490 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:51,055 This is a memento from a dark period. 491 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,726 Hey, Winston, I lost the bet. I'm gonna be voting for you. 492 00:20:55,809 --> 00:20:58,562 And I'm scared to ask, what is your platform? 493 00:20:58,646 --> 00:21:02,691 Well, first of all, I just want to say that my portrait, it will be silly. 494 00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:06,737 And I will change the national anthem to something like this. 495 00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:09,448 Oh, yeah. 496 00:21:09,532 --> 00:21:10,991 America. 497 00:21:11,075 --> 00:21:13,675 Schmidt, please don't make me do this. I have to vote for Hillary. 498 00:21:13,744 --> 00:21:17,665 Get, get, get, get America, America. 499 00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:20,543 - All right, but a bet is still a bet. - Then I will hire, 'cause… 500 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:25,714 You're fired. 501 00:21:26,173 --> 00:21:27,716 You are fired. 502 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,010 You're a loser, what can I say? 503 00:21:30,094 --> 00:21:31,637 It's sad! 504 00:21:32,888 --> 00:21:35,683 Your car is huge. It's beautiful. 505 00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:37,935 Opulent. It's huge. 506 00:21:38,144 --> 00:21:40,437 Someone just jump the curb and hit me now. 507 00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:42,481 Please. 508 00:21:42,857 --> 00:21:44,942 How much longer do I have to do this, Schmidt?