1 00:00:00,683 --> 00:00:02,745 So they call our names and we can't decide what song to sing. 2 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,187 I want to do Journey, of course. 3 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:05,790 - And Jess wants to Adele. - Of course. 4 00:00:05,814 --> 00:00:06,898 We can't decide. 5 00:00:07,065 --> 00:00:09,359 Hail Mary… We decide to do The Doors! 6 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:13,780 And we bring the house down. 7 00:00:17,867 --> 00:00:19,327 - Oh, that's the end? - Yeah. 8 00:00:19,411 --> 00:00:22,163 - Riveting. - I like the story. You know, The Doors? 9 00:00:22,247 --> 00:00:23,498 Man, that's a nice white group. 10 00:00:23,581 --> 00:00:25,583 Yeah, I love that you two are dating. 11 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:27,335 Well, Cece and I have moved on 12 00:00:27,419 --> 00:00:29,671 to a very different and more exciting chapter. 13 00:00:29,754 --> 00:00:33,258 We'd like to invite all of you to a walkthrough of our new kitchen. 14 00:00:33,341 --> 00:00:35,111 - We have finally have walls. - Got the walls! 15 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,095 Wait, you're just getting walls now? 16 00:00:37,178 --> 00:00:38,847 Who's building your house… Congress? 17 00:00:38,930 --> 00:00:40,223 So relevant. 18 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,308 - To the news of today. - Mmm-hmm. 19 00:00:42,392 --> 00:00:44,978 Truth be told, we've had some trouble with our contractor. 20 00:00:45,061 --> 00:00:48,982 He's a real Joe Public. Just a newspaper-and-dump kind of guy. 21 00:00:49,065 --> 00:00:52,235 Robby, hey. I haven't seen you at the marina. 22 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:54,237 Hey, Joan. I know. I haven't been sailing much 23 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,030 since I broke most of my body and face. 24 00:00:56,114 --> 00:00:57,365 Oh, you look good to me. 25 00:00:57,449 --> 00:01:00,034 We should grab dinner. Or breakfast. 26 00:01:00,368 --> 00:01:02,912 Or both. 27 00:01:03,621 --> 00:01:06,207 Uh, I don't know. But it's really great to see you so far inland. 28 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:08,042 Great to see you, too. 29 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:09,210 Keep it moving, Joan. 30 00:01:09,294 --> 00:01:11,212 Your purse don't match your bangs. 31 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:13,096 - Sorry about that, Jess. - Why are you sorry? 32 00:01:13,131 --> 00:01:14,382 The boat lady was hit… 33 00:01:14,924 --> 00:01:16,593 The boat lady was hitting on him. 34 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,094 - Right in front of you. - So? 35 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:19,846 I don't own him. 36 00:01:19,929 --> 00:01:21,848 He's not the box set of Felicity. 37 00:01:22,265 --> 00:01:25,977 Question, because I'm invested. Um, are you two exclusive? 38 00:01:26,061 --> 00:01:27,747 - Oh, well, we haven't had… - Well, I mean 39 00:01:27,771 --> 00:01:30,374 - a proper conversation about it. - Yeah, I don't think… There's a whole… 40 00:01:30,398 --> 00:01:32,038 This feels like a private conversation… 41 00:01:33,109 --> 00:01:35,904 Respectfully, I'd like to take it slow, you know? 42 00:01:35,987 --> 00:01:39,365 'Cause I'm always diving into the deep end in relationships, 43 00:01:39,449 --> 00:01:42,077 and I'd kind of like to splash around the shallow end. 44 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,454 I get it. Let's just let this chicken marinate. 45 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,206 So, what are we looking at here? 46 00:01:46,289 --> 00:01:48,333 Uh, open relationship? Friends with benefits? 47 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:51,002 The old "dog and bone" situation? 48 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:52,754 We're just two people hanging out 49 00:01:52,837 --> 00:01:55,131 in a cool and modern way. 50 00:01:56,925 --> 00:01:58,093 Welcome to the future. 51 00:01:58,176 --> 00:02:00,804 What exactly is a "dog and bone" situation? 52 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,472 I'm assuming you… You're the bone… 53 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,932 You know damn well I was the bone! 54 00:02:04,474 --> 00:02:05,850 Almost broke my neck. 55 00:02:05,934 --> 00:02:07,953 I am terrified about what women have done to you, Winston. 56 00:02:07,977 --> 00:02:11,064 We all got to get off, right? We all got to get… 57 00:02:11,147 --> 00:02:13,147 - I'm gonna need you to leave. - I saw that coming. 58 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,115 - Ooh! "Officer and a Gentlemen!" - Yes. Nice. 59 00:02:20,198 --> 00:02:21,908 Um, "Die Hard 2!" 60 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:24,536 I truly love pre-movie trivia. 61 00:02:24,619 --> 00:02:26,514 Me, too, and I love seeing the local advertisements. 62 00:02:26,538 --> 00:02:29,249 I like knowing who's hot in the teeth-whitening game. 63 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,544 Also, Robby, I just want to say I'm really happy we're both 64 00:02:32,627 --> 00:02:34,838 on the same page about taking it slow. 65 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,631 - I feel really great about it. - Me, too. 66 00:02:36,714 --> 00:02:38,314 And, actually, I got a date this weekend. 67 00:02:40,718 --> 00:02:42,762 Really? With the boat lady? 68 00:02:42,846 --> 00:02:45,765 Oh, no, it's a woman I work with at the factory, Babs. 69 00:02:45,849 --> 00:02:46,975 You work in a factory? 70 00:02:47,058 --> 00:02:49,102 Well, no, actually, um, I design them. 71 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,813 Oh, well, that's not fascinating at all. 72 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:54,232 That's fresh from the sarcasm factory 73 00:02:54,315 --> 00:02:55,900 'cause it is fascinating. 74 00:02:55,984 --> 00:02:57,628 Thought you would've mentioned that before. 75 00:02:57,652 --> 00:03:00,113 You guys ask me surprisingly little about my personal life. 76 00:03:00,196 --> 00:03:01,823 You're okay with this, right? 77 00:03:01,906 --> 00:03:03,384 I mean, you wanted to see other people. 78 00:03:03,408 --> 00:03:05,618 Yeah. Yeah, I definitely said that. 79 00:03:05,702 --> 00:03:07,954 Yeah, I actually have a date, too. 80 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,372 - You do? - Mmm-hmm. 81 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,499 - With who? - Shh, trailers are starting. 82 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,296 Okay, this way. Come on in. 83 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:18,965 Wait, so Robby has a date? That was so fast. 84 00:03:19,048 --> 00:03:21,050 The man didn't waste any time. 85 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,386 But you know what? It's okay, 'cause I'm dating, too. 86 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,805 But you aren't, though. Your guy's fake. 87 00:03:25,889 --> 00:03:29,017 Can we come back to Robby designing factories? 88 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,619 The man is an enigma. He's my second best friend, 89 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:31,704 and I know nothing about him. 90 00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:33,938 Now, can we please focus? 91 00:03:34,022 --> 00:03:35,440 We are doing a formal walkthrough. 92 00:03:36,357 --> 00:03:39,235 Behold, the kitchen of tomorrow. 93 00:03:43,364 --> 00:03:45,158 Where are the dang walls? 94 00:03:45,241 --> 00:03:47,327 Mr. Jason said one week the latest. 95 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:48,828 No! No! No! 96 00:03:49,579 --> 00:03:51,039 Uh, a minute alone with the boy? 97 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:53,875 - Hey, bud. - Nick… 98 00:03:54,584 --> 00:03:56,044 I am at my wit's end here. 99 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:57,897 Should I call the Better Business Bureau? 100 00:03:57,921 --> 00:03:59,607 Better Business Bureau… That's not a real thing… 101 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:01,257 It's a very real thing, and as a man 102 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,676 who co-owns a small business with you, I'm alarmed. 103 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,221 You just got to know how to talk to these people. 104 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:08,264 There's Mr. Jason over there. 105 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,058 See the brunette with his arms crossed? 106 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:11,684 Okay, let me take a crack at this. 107 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,896 And don't call men brunettes. We've talked about this before. 108 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:21,236 - That's a nice grain. - Great grain. 109 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:23,071 - Got to cut with the grain. - Uh, always. 110 00:04:23,154 --> 00:04:24,423 - Watch the fingers. - It's a living. 111 00:04:24,447 --> 00:04:26,199 - Get the hands dirty. - Yeah, you know, 112 00:04:26,282 --> 00:04:27,867 early bird gets the worm. 113 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:30,620 - Clean your jeans. - Ask her what time it is, 114 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,383 she'll tell you to build a watch, you know? 115 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:33,957 Would you look at that? 116 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,101 It's good, though. It's good framing. 117 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,477 - It's beautiful, stuff. - These guys are good. 118 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:37,853 Yeah, you guys done beautiful stuff. 119 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,922 Where does a modern girl go to make a fake guy real? 120 00:04:41,005 --> 00:04:42,799 That is an insane combination of words. 121 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,969 It's not the Internet, a bar or a nightclub, 122 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,652 'cause I'm uncomfortable with all those. 123 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:49,156 You're taking a lot of options off the table. 124 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:50,849 And are you sure you're just not scared 125 00:04:50,932 --> 00:04:53,202 to get serious with Robby because you don't want to get hurt? 126 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:56,688 No, I'm not scared, I just don't want to start a relationship 127 00:04:56,771 --> 00:04:58,273 with someone I barely know. 128 00:04:58,356 --> 00:05:01,067 I mean, he has a boat. What's next, a kid? 129 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:03,991 And then I have to meet the boat and the kid at some weird sea luncheon? 130 00:05:04,487 --> 00:05:07,574 Honestly, playing the field sounds really exciting to me. 131 00:05:07,657 --> 00:05:11,119 You know, going to strange places with strange men. 132 00:05:11,536 --> 00:05:12,746 Sign me up for that. 133 00:05:12,829 --> 00:05:14,306 Yeah, that certainly sounds like you, Jess. 134 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:15,683 You know what, you should just start right now. 135 00:05:15,707 --> 00:05:17,250 There's a lot of guys here. 136 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,419 You should go and talk to one. 137 00:05:19,502 --> 00:05:22,297 - At a construction site? - We support it. 138 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:26,593 Okay, I can't tell if you're mocking me, but fine, I'll go have a look around. 139 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:27,886 - Fine. - Fine. 140 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:30,539 - I see what you did there. - Yeah. 141 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,533 The quicker this plays out, the sooner she'll realize 142 00:05:32,557 --> 00:05:33,975 how ridiculous she's being. 143 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:35,578 Now, I'm not trying to break stones over here, 144 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,082 but what can we do about these walls? 145 00:05:37,145 --> 00:05:39,147 I can't do the walls until they do the electric, 146 00:05:39,230 --> 00:05:41,232 and I can't do the electric without my guy. 147 00:05:41,316 --> 00:05:43,085 You got to have your guy, I get it, but what am I gonna do? 148 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:44,503 If I could I would, but I'm not Santa Claus. 149 00:05:44,527 --> 00:05:45,567 What do you want me to do? 150 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:46,797 Do I need to get your mother out here to do it? 151 00:05:46,821 --> 00:05:48,841 'Cause I'll call your mother. I got her in my phone. 152 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:51,093 - You're gonna call my mother? - Yeah, I'm gonna call your mother. 153 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:52,744 All right, you sack of crap. 154 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,454 I'll make a call. 155 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:55,705 - Thank you. - All right. 156 00:05:56,039 --> 00:05:57,040 Great! 157 00:05:57,874 --> 00:05:59,810 - What the hell was that? - Oh, he's gonna call his guy, 158 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:01,228 he's gonna see what he can do about the walls. 159 00:06:01,252 --> 00:06:03,355 Thank goodness. I thought it was gonna be a physical altercation. 160 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,091 Nah, he's a good guy, he's a good guy. Salt of the earth. 161 00:06:06,174 --> 00:06:07,610 It's more about what's unsaid, you know? 162 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,528 What it comes down to at the end of the day is respect. 163 00:06:09,552 --> 00:06:11,471 And I have it for him and he has it for me. 164 00:06:11,554 --> 00:06:12,639 Interesting. 165 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,641 So Mr. Jason doesn't respect me? 166 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:15,934 - Oh, God, no. - Hmm. 167 00:06:16,017 --> 00:06:17,417 I mean, Schmidt, I love you, but… 168 00:06:17,936 --> 00:06:19,163 But you're not a man of the people. 169 00:06:19,187 --> 00:06:21,540 Of course I'm not a man of the people… I'm above the people. 170 00:06:21,564 --> 00:06:23,204 I want the people to build things for me. 171 00:06:23,274 --> 00:06:26,569 - And that's where I come in. - I can't rely on your crass 172 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,279 Chicago street smarts forever. 173 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:33,159 I'm a homeowner, and I'm a husband, and hopefully, one day I'll be a father. 174 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,037 If he's not gonna respect me, then I need to become 175 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,182 - someone that he will. - That sounds a little scary. 176 00:06:38,206 --> 00:06:40,125 Who… Who are you looking to become, Schmidt? 177 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:41,501 You. 178 00:06:47,257 --> 00:06:48,258 Ugh. 179 00:06:48,925 --> 00:06:50,552 Anyway, if any of you gentlemen 180 00:06:50,635 --> 00:06:53,638 are looking for something modern and non-exclusive… 181 00:06:53,721 --> 00:06:54,782 You got a nail in your ass. 182 00:06:54,806 --> 00:06:58,643 Oh. Um, that's not my ass, that's actually my dress. 183 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,354 Could one of you guys help me? 184 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:03,273 - No, we're busy right now. - Come on. 185 00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:08,236 Oh. Thank you… 186 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:10,405 Es good? 187 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,075 Es very good. 188 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,501 Mmm! So, how's Babs? Is she puttin' out? 189 00:07:24,461 --> 00:07:26,439 Well, she's great. I… I haven't gone out with her yet, 190 00:07:26,463 --> 00:07:30,633 but I look forward to getting to know her in a relaxed and modern way. 191 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,053 Great. I'm ready to tell you about my guy now. 192 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,555 His name is Stavros, 193 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:37,974 and he is Greek, which is exciting. 194 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,577 That's very exciting. Well, he sounds… 195 00:07:39,601 --> 00:07:41,186 - Yeah. - Sounds very sexy. 196 00:07:41,269 --> 00:07:43,205 I can't believe she met a man at a construction site. 197 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:44,481 I mean, I'm kind of impressed. 198 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,900 He thinks it's really funny how big our drinks are. 199 00:07:46,983 --> 00:07:48,026 They are big. 200 00:07:48,109 --> 00:07:49,569 I'm concerned Robby doesn't care. 201 00:07:49,652 --> 00:07:51,029 They're testing each other. 202 00:07:51,613 --> 00:07:52,781 Look at his bottom lip. 203 00:07:52,864 --> 00:07:54,949 Stavros is taking me to a club on Friday. 204 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:58,244 Ah. Yeah, okay. I get it. He cares. 205 00:07:58,703 --> 00:07:59,704 Okay, uh… 206 00:08:00,288 --> 00:08:01,974 - We were supposed to go out on Friday. - Oh! 207 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:04,542 I'm sorry. You know what? Should I cancel? 208 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:09,130 No. It's okay. I'll just go out on Friday with Babs. 209 00:08:10,131 --> 00:08:12,092 - Sounds fun. - It's gonna be fun. 210 00:08:13,384 --> 00:08:15,929 Or… Crazy idea. 211 00:08:16,304 --> 00:08:18,640 What if we all hang out together? 212 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:21,267 Very interesting. Like a double date? 213 00:08:21,351 --> 00:08:22,560 That seems precarious. 214 00:08:22,644 --> 00:08:24,771 Oh, it's totally just gonna blow up in their faces, 215 00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:28,274 and they're gonna need us when it does, so we should probably be on call. 216 00:08:28,358 --> 00:08:31,069 Absolutely. Yeah. We're a very important part of this. 217 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:34,114 What'd I tell you? They're putting the electrical in. 218 00:08:34,739 --> 00:08:37,075 - Ta-da! - Don't say ta-da around these guys. 219 00:08:37,158 --> 00:08:39,119 - And why are you wearing my clothes? - I'm you. 220 00:08:39,202 --> 00:08:41,788 You are making this way creepier than it needs to be. 221 00:08:41,871 --> 00:08:43,998 - But let's work on your stance, okay? - Okay. 222 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:46,459 You're gonna want to adjust your pants a lot, like watch me. 223 00:08:46,543 --> 00:08:48,562 Like this. Just like looking around, checking it out, 224 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:49,921 adjust your pants, try it. 225 00:08:51,673 --> 00:08:53,591 Just do it normal, just do it normal. 226 00:08:55,385 --> 00:08:56,469 Don't make that face. 227 00:08:57,512 --> 00:08:58,638 Regular face. 228 00:08:58,721 --> 00:09:00,825 If you're gonna do anything with your shoulders, it's this. 229 00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:03,393 Just relax… No. You're doing this… 230 00:09:05,186 --> 00:09:06,771 Don't do that here. It's like this… 231 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:10,918 Okay, let's try something else. 232 00:09:10,942 --> 00:09:12,586 I think you… You need to slouch a little bit, 233 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:14,046 'cause all these people have back pain. 234 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,423 Look, I'm sorry that I have good posture. 235 00:09:15,447 --> 00:09:18,116 I'm not on my hands and knees all day slapping hot tar on a roof. 236 00:09:18,199 --> 00:09:20,160 I'm sitting in an ergonomic office chair 237 00:09:20,243 --> 00:09:21,453 like a frickin' gentleman. 238 00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:23,288 So, here's a way to give a compliment. 239 00:09:23,371 --> 00:09:26,332 It's… You insult somebody, that's a way to show affection. 240 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:29,377 Like, hey, you ugly piece of crap, you got humongous ears. 241 00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:32,797 So you're too insecure to show affection, so you do the opposite. 242 00:09:32,881 --> 00:09:34,525 And if you're ever in a pinch, and the moment's getting 243 00:09:34,549 --> 00:09:36,134 on top of you, just mention the game. 244 00:09:36,217 --> 00:09:38,678 You got this, man. You got this. 245 00:09:39,095 --> 00:09:40,305 Hey, what's up dum-dum? 246 00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:42,891 I'm sorry, I was breaking so much balls before. 247 00:09:42,974 --> 00:09:44,851 I had a really stressful day at the office. 248 00:09:44,934 --> 00:09:47,645 You know, the, uh, boss was really giving it to me, 249 00:09:47,729 --> 00:09:49,689 so I kicked his ass, but I'm better. 250 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,317 Hey, uh, I know how it goes, bud. 251 00:09:53,735 --> 00:09:55,046 So now that we have the electrical, 252 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,988 maybe we can get started on the walls? 253 00:09:57,072 --> 00:09:58,490 What do you say, bud? 254 00:09:58,573 --> 00:10:00,217 Oh, uh, we're gonna have to wait on the inspection. 255 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:02,660 - And that could take a few months. - A few months? 256 00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:05,580 Any way we could speed this process along? 257 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,430 - What do you say, you dirty slut? - Slut? 258 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,667 Look, this a city issue. 259 00:10:09,751 --> 00:10:12,629 But we could, uh, throw a little money at the situation. 260 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:13,755 See what we see. 261 00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:15,232 Throw a little bit of money, see what we see. 262 00:10:15,256 --> 00:10:17,675 Who do I make the check out to? Los Angeles? 263 00:10:18,635 --> 00:10:20,720 - Or make it to cash. - There you go. 264 00:10:21,304 --> 00:10:22,555 Yeah. All right. 265 00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:24,265 Now we're talking. Ow! 266 00:10:24,808 --> 00:10:26,911 - Caught a little bit of my ween in there. - You all right? 267 00:10:26,935 --> 00:10:28,329 Just the tip, just the tip of the ween. 268 00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:29,396 Okay. 269 00:10:31,856 --> 00:10:32,857 Wow. 270 00:10:33,358 --> 00:10:35,110 Your house is amazing. 271 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:36,736 Who lives here, Vin Diesel? 272 00:10:37,487 --> 00:10:39,114 No. But we do share a gardener. 273 00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:43,201 This is Stavros. He brought homemade wine. 274 00:10:43,284 --> 00:10:45,870 Thank you, Stavros. Looks, uh, very fresh. 275 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,709 Is that right? Does he speak English? 276 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:54,838 No. But his last name has 17 consonants, 277 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,923 - which I find very charming. - Sure. 278 00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:59,426 So where's Babs? Putting her grandkids to bed? 279 00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:01,719 Hey. 280 00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:04,389 I'm Babs. 281 00:11:05,306 --> 00:11:07,392 This is gonna be fun. 282 00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:09,060 To life! 283 00:11:09,644 --> 00:11:10,770 This bottle's very warm. 284 00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:16,776 So, Babs, um, you work at the factory with Robby? 285 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:19,738 - I'm the head engineer. - Babs is a genius physicist. 286 00:11:19,821 --> 00:11:21,215 She got her doctorate from Cambridge. 287 00:11:21,239 --> 00:11:25,076 Wow. I didn't… I mean, that's very impressive. 288 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,747 Stavros is from a rich tradition of, uh, craftsman. 289 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:31,416 Without men like him, we wouldn't have houses to live in, 290 00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:33,293 or delicious wine to drink with friends. 291 00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:34,586 Salud. 292 00:11:34,669 --> 00:11:35,754 - Salud. - Yamas. 293 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,507 Oh… 294 00:11:40,175 --> 00:11:41,509 - It burns. - Es good? 295 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:43,678 - Es good. Mmm-hmm. - Es good? 296 00:11:44,888 --> 00:11:46,681 - Is that a gold record on your wall? - Hmm? 297 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:49,350 Oh, yeah. I… I played bass on a Santana album. 298 00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:50,935 Who are you? 299 00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,937 Yeah, there's… There's no updates yet. 300 00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:55,940 - I wonder how it's going. - Mmm, mmm, mmm. 301 00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:59,110 Waiter has my credit card, in case we need to leave, we're ready. 302 00:11:59,194 --> 00:12:00,320 - Okay. - Yeah. 303 00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:02,339 Hey, let me ask you something. 304 00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:04,491 You think we're too involved in Robby and Jess? 305 00:12:04,908 --> 00:12:07,118 It could be argued that this is a little unhealthy. 306 00:12:07,202 --> 00:12:08,203 Mmm. 307 00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:09,966 What does it really say about us, you know? 308 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,832 Are we just so bored with our own lives now 309 00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:14,375 that we're settled and in love? 310 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,336 Nah, that's not what's happening here, okay? 311 00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:19,047 - We're not bored. - Right. 312 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:21,299 - All right. I got a lot of stuff going on. - Yeah. 313 00:12:21,382 --> 00:12:23,510 - Let me start from the top. - Okay. 314 00:12:23,593 --> 00:12:25,033 - Let me tell you, last week? - Yeah. 315 00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:27,305 I had ants in my room. 316 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,225 Yeah. What else, what else, what else, what else? 317 00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,352 Ooh, I think I'm gonna try the crab breast. 318 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,814 - Did it. - Sure did. 319 00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:37,148 You know what's crazy? 320 00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:39,192 Not only did I get Mr. Jason to respect me, 321 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,820 but I think I learned to respect him a little bit, too. 322 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:45,240 I like the people. So wild and lazy. 323 00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:47,051 If you want, I could take you to the store I get my jeans. 324 00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:49,160 It's actually just a Mexican supermarket. 325 00:12:51,746 --> 00:12:52,872 - Give it to me. - I got it. 326 00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,916 Give it to me… You okay? 327 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,001 Give it to me. 328 00:13:01,756 --> 00:13:03,007 Look at the suds. 329 00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:04,217 You ruined a beer. 330 00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:07,804 Ah, there he is. Hey-O. Working late. 331 00:13:08,012 --> 00:13:10,491 So, Mr. Jason, did we get the inspection, or are we gonna keep waiting around 332 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:11,599 like a couple of jamooks? 333 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,687 Eh, threw some sawdust on the puddle, but it's still wet. 334 00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,081 I don't know… Is that a bad thing or good thing? 335 00:13:17,105 --> 00:13:19,023 - Means he didn't get it. - Hey, blame the city. 336 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:22,193 I hate the city! Stupid city. 337 00:13:22,277 --> 00:13:24,028 Well, you know what, Mr. Jason? You tried. 338 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:25,363 Thank you for that. 339 00:13:25,447 --> 00:13:27,049 I guess you can just give us our money back. 340 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,199 Oh, I don't have your money. 341 00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:30,469 We didn't get the inspection, though. 342 00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:32,120 Well, I said we'd see what we see. 343 00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:34,914 And this is what we saw… You get it. 344 00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:36,934 I don't think that I do get it. Do we get it, Nick? 345 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,710 Do I, do I… I don't get it. 346 00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:40,253 - Do you get it? - I get it. 347 00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:42,422 Aren't those the copper pipes for our bathroom? 348 00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:44,758 These are extra. I'm gonna use them on another job. 349 00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:46,050 Oh, at another job. 350 00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:48,011 Oh, it… And he left with them. 351 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,280 What does he do? I don't understand… 352 00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:50,489 - What's happening? - Oh, I get it. I get it. 353 00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:52,113 - What is happening? - We got ripped off. 354 00:13:52,182 --> 00:13:54,976 - God… I knew it. - How did I not see this coming? 355 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,080 Maybe I've lost touch with the people. 356 00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:59,064 Serves me right being such a damn success. 357 00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:01,316 I'm sitting in my ivory tower like Dan Brown! 358 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:03,210 Nick, you're a very talented writer, but you're no Dan Brown. 359 00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:04,837 You've never even had anything published. 360 00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:06,029 Well, if I'm no Dan Brown, 361 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,757 and I'm no man of the people, then who am I? 362 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,283 Stop having an identity crisis! Now is not the time. 363 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,452 What we need to do is come up with a plan 364 00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:14,263 - that combines both of our strengths. - I like this. 365 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:18,083 Here's what I'm thinking. We invite Mr. Jason over for the game. 366 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,251 And while I'm hosting the hell out of him, 367 00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:22,921 you sneak down, and you steal those pipes out of his truck. 368 00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:25,191 - Let's do this, man! Let's do this! - Nobody rips us off. 369 00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:27,592 - Nobody rips us off! - Let's do it! 370 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,596 I think what you wanted to do was more like that. 371 00:14:33,348 --> 00:14:34,557 Why didn't mine break? 372 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,448 It's really easy to break it, you just… 373 00:14:40,897 --> 00:14:42,357 - Ten seconds. - Ten seconds. 374 00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,502 - Choiros. Choiros chrimata! - What does that mean? 375 00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:45,628 - What does that mean? - Choiros chrimata! 376 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,671 - What does that mean? - I think, I think he's saying "pig money." 377 00:14:47,695 --> 00:14:49,948 - Is it pig money? - Time! 378 00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:51,491 Hey. 379 00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:54,077 Well, it was piggy bank, which is close enough. 380 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,329 We gave you "garbanzos" for "chick peas." 381 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,206 I'm afraid we cannot allow it, Jess. 382 00:14:58,915 --> 00:15:00,875 Man, we are wrecking you guys. 383 00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,878 It's probably 'cause me and Babs have, uh, such a strong connection. 384 00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:06,506 Whatever. It's just 'cause you speak the same language. 385 00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:09,342 I like to date people that I can communicate with. 386 00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:12,679 Good for you. Where's the wine? I like it now. 387 00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:14,347 I think it's making me hallucinate. 388 00:15:14,431 --> 00:15:16,015 Mmm-hmm. Me, too. 389 00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:18,059 You know what? It's of good quality. 390 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,491 Last night I thought to back. 391 00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:35,869 When we made good love… 392 00:15:35,952 --> 00:15:37,287 Oh, you're singing now? 393 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,831 Listenin' to some Marvin Gaye. 394 00:15:39,914 --> 00:15:41,583 All night long… 395 00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:55,263 Good loving body rocking. 396 00:15:55,346 --> 00:15:56,931 Knocking boots. 397 00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:59,267 All night long. 398 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:00,727 - All night long… - Enough! 399 00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:03,063 What is wrong with you, Robby? 400 00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:04,147 What's wrong with me? 401 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,624 You're the one who wanted to see other people! 402 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:06,941 I said I wanted to take it slow. 403 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:10,737 I didn't say I want a front row seat to your date with some movie scientist. 404 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,405 This is a weird night. 405 00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:14,282 Well, welcome to my world, Babs. 406 00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:16,201 Jess, you don't know what you want. 407 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:19,788 I mean, do you like me? Do you not like me? 408 00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:21,915 Are we in a relationship? Are we not? 409 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,460 Thank you, Stavros. That'll do. 410 00:16:26,461 --> 00:16:27,587 I'm gonna go. 411 00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:33,093 Yeah, well… I think we should all go. 412 00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:37,972 Stavros, thank you for the psychedelic wine, 413 00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:39,849 but I would like you to leave my house now 414 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,101 so that I can throw up. 415 00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:43,603 Jess, we go disco? 416 00:16:55,573 --> 00:16:57,909 - Maybe our lives are boring. - Mmm-hmm. 417 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:01,996 Or are we just happy? 418 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,124 - Follow me on this one. - Okay. 419 00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:06,418 - Would you want to be dating still? - Hell, no. 420 00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:08,128 - Thank you. - I am happy! 421 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:12,340 You know, and happy, sometimes, it's a little bit boring, but, you know, 422 00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:13,466 I have a great marriage, 423 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:14,944 - and who needs the drama? - Mmm-hmm. 424 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,010 - Not me. - No. 425 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,637 As of right now, I am washing 426 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,306 my hands of all this Jess and Robby nonsense. 427 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,474 I feel you. 428 00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:23,119 - I'm out! - Jess just texted. She needs us. 429 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,686 - I'm in! Let's go! - We're in! 430 00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,272 Okay, that slime ball is on his way. 431 00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:29,792 - Are you wearing my jeans? - Yeah. 432 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,860 I'm all mixed up, and I can't get 'em off. 433 00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:33,695 That's 'cause they fit. You look fantastic. 434 00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:36,406 If you get 'em wet, I'm gonna flip out. 435 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,615 Let's do this. 436 00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:42,162 Hey, hey, big game for the boys, huh? 437 00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:45,707 Big games for the boys is right. Mr. Jason, come on in. 438 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:46,958 - Ah. Nice. - Have a seat. 439 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,769 Nick, uh, want to go take care of that thing? 440 00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,993 - Oh, yeah, I got to fix the boiler. - Oh, gas or steam? 441 00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:52,756 Double? 442 00:17:53,465 --> 00:17:56,009 It's a… It's a double. It sure is a double. 443 00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:58,428 - Mr. Jason, it's good to see you! - Thank you so much 444 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,239 for having me over. This is gonna be a good game. 445 00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:01,723 Are you hungry? We've got some food. 446 00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:04,017 I've got sausages and brats, all the sports meats. 447 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,853 You know, I don't eat meat. I'm a vegan. 448 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:08,021 You… 449 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,654 Hey! 450 00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:19,365 It's not what it looks like, Mr. Jason! 451 00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:20,450 It must be hard to order 452 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,285 - as a vegan in a restaurant. - Oh! 453 00:18:26,623 --> 00:18:28,958 What is happening? What are we doing here? 454 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,877 How was the date? Tell us everything. 455 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,545 Babs was a real catch, 456 00:18:32,629 --> 00:18:35,090 I drank too much hallucinogenic wine, 457 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:39,886 um, screwed everything up with Robby, and now I'm at a Greek rave. 458 00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:43,348 There's a rotisserie in the back if you're hungry. 459 00:18:43,431 --> 00:18:44,724 Honey, what is this about? 460 00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,160 Are you really that scared of getting hurt? 461 00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:49,229 I'm not afraid of how it's gonna end. I'm afraid of how it started. 462 00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:51,123 Like, I've been so hesitant from the beginning. 463 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:53,108 Like, I need to be convinced. 464 00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:55,777 Just, there's no love story called Hemming and Hawing. 465 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,070 Actually, there is. 466 00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:59,322 Jose Canseco self-published it on the Internet. 467 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,408 It's about a lamb that marries a CEO. 468 00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:04,077 Jess, I think you should be having this conversation with Robby. 469 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,455 Or maybe I need to be having this conversation with Robby! 470 00:19:07,539 --> 00:19:09,659 - How much wine have you had to drink? - I don't know. 471 00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:11,709 It was in a soda bottle. Look, don't stop me. 472 00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,128 I'm gonna go find Robby! 473 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:14,671 - Uh… - Hi, uh, I'm looking 474 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,298 for a girl named Jess! She wears glasses. 475 00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:19,485 Kind of like this? I know that's not a lot to go on, 476 00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:21,761 but the glasses are, like, her whole thing really. 477 00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:23,138 - He's here, he's here! - Robby? 478 00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:24,597 - Hey! - Cece! Winston! 479 00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:27,267 - Hey! - I'm looking for Jess. 480 00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:29,036 - She's looking for you. - She's looking for you. 481 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,246 - Really? - Yeah, she's about to leave. 482 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,273 I want to get out of this joint! What's Greek for exit? 483 00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:36,109 - Jess? - Oh. Hi. 484 00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:39,612 - Jess! - Robby! I don't want to see other people. 485 00:19:39,696 --> 00:19:43,032 And also, I'm eating a falafel 'cause I'm… I'm really, really drunk. 486 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,284 I'm really drunk, too, 487 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,720 and I don't want to see anyone else, either. 488 00:19:45,744 --> 00:19:47,787 It just got off to such a rough start. 489 00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:51,708 I don't care how it started. I just care where it goes. I like you. 490 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,042 I like you, too! 491 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,795 You're stealing my pipes? Unbelievable! 492 00:19:55,879 --> 00:19:58,298 You are breaking my balls into oblivion! 493 00:19:58,381 --> 00:20:00,901 You broke my balls first. I got a scrotum full of whipped cream. 494 00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:02,552 - Oh! - You stole our money, man! 495 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,388 I told you, I tried to get the permit. It didn't work out. 496 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,515 You got screwed over, but I didn't do it. 497 00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:10,369 - Then why did you take my pipes? - I bought 'em back to use at another job. 498 00:20:10,393 --> 00:20:12,062 It's in your invoice! 499 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,189 I actually saved you money! 500 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,399 If that's true, I am so thankful. 501 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,960 That's really nice of you, Mr. Jason. 502 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,184 - Thank you. - Yeah, great job. 503 00:20:19,235 --> 00:20:20,635 You're really good contractor then. 504 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,740 Mr. Jason? 505 00:20:24,616 --> 00:20:25,867 Are you… Are you crying? 506 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,577 It's not easy being a contractor. 507 00:20:28,036 --> 00:20:29,079 I'm always the bad guy. 508 00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,165 I just want to build other people's dreams. 509 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:36,669 Well, I feel like a buffoon. 510 00:20:37,629 --> 00:20:39,506 You know what, Mr. Jason? We misjudged you. 511 00:20:39,589 --> 00:20:40,840 - Big time. - And ourselves. 512 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:43,593 If we hadn't been so hung up on labels, 513 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,929 we would've been able to see each other for who we are. 514 00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:47,347 You're Mr. Jason. 515 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,224 Call me Jason. What's with the Mr. Jason? 516 00:20:49,307 --> 00:20:50,683 - You're a vegan. - Get out. 517 00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:54,354 You know, it takes 53 gallons of water to produce a single chicken egg? 518 00:20:54,938 --> 00:20:56,272 - That's why! - Great! 519 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,116 - What do you say we hug it out? - All right. 520 00:20:58,983 --> 00:21:01,027 Oh, there you go. There you go, Mr. Jason. 521 00:21:01,111 --> 00:21:02,278 I don't usually do this. 522 00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:04,781 - It's nice. - Yeah, it's nice. 523 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,325 - All right. Oh. - Oh, that's a tight squeeze. 524 00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:08,844 - Oh, boy. Can't breathe! - Ooh, what a grip. 525 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,703 You weren't actually in Santana. 526 00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:12,122 You just met the band 527 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,040 when you were delivering pizza to the studio? 528 00:21:14,124 --> 00:21:16,292 Carlos found out that I played bass somehow, 529 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,478 - and then he asked me to sit in. - Huh. 530 00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:20,713 Thus began the brief career I had as a studio session musician 531 00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:22,298 when I was a junior in high school. 532 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,093 I managed the girls JV wrestling team. 533 00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:26,386 That's really cool, too. 534 00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:28,763 - It was cool. - Mmm-hmm. 535 00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:30,890 Anyway, tell me literally 536 00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:32,493 everything that's ever happened to you. 537 00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:33,953 You should just watch the PBS special on me. 538 00:21:33,977 --> 00:21:35,687 - What? - I saved a guy's life. 539 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:37,939 - What? Whose life? - Do you know who Elon Musk is?