1 00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:02,877 - Okay, we got our maps. - Yeah. 2 00:00:02,901 --> 00:00:03,944 - Got our canteens. - Yeah. 3 00:00:04,027 --> 00:00:06,155 Got our trail mix, homemade of course. 4 00:00:06,238 --> 00:00:07,298 Got my book of local fauna. 5 00:00:07,322 --> 00:00:08,532 Got my book of local flora. 6 00:00:08,615 --> 00:00:09,616 So we can identify… 7 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:10,868 Every living thing. 8 00:00:10,951 --> 00:00:12,077 Look at them. 9 00:00:12,161 --> 00:00:14,538 I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, 10 00:00:14,621 --> 00:00:16,748 living in a house filled with clones. 11 00:00:16,832 --> 00:00:18,208 It is the second time this week 12 00:00:18,292 --> 00:00:20,544 you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird. 13 00:00:20,627 --> 00:00:22,063 - I'll go grab… - Our boots because we should… 14 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:23,338 - Break them in. - Exactly. 15 00:00:23,422 --> 00:00:24,965 Nah, that's weird. 16 00:00:25,048 --> 00:00:27,009 Robby and I are hiking Behar Pass tomorrow. 17 00:00:27,092 --> 00:00:28,802 Turns out, we both love hiking. 18 00:00:28,886 --> 00:00:30,721 It's amazing. We have a lot in common. 19 00:00:30,804 --> 00:00:33,044 Aly and I are finally gonna have the same city in common. 20 00:00:33,098 --> 00:00:34,433 Right on, man. 21 00:00:34,516 --> 00:00:36,018 Lefty's coming home. 22 00:00:36,101 --> 00:00:37,478 - Lefty? - Lefty? 23 00:00:37,561 --> 00:00:38,562 Yeah, she's left-footed. 24 00:00:38,645 --> 00:00:41,148 I'm throwing Aly a surprise welcome-home dinner. 25 00:00:41,231 --> 00:00:43,192 I invited her whole family here, you know. 26 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:45,360 Uh, I wanted her to see all the people she loves, 27 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:47,780 which becomes love for me, you know. 28 00:00:47,863 --> 00:00:49,948 And the next thing you know, I'm getting one of those 29 00:00:50,032 --> 00:00:51,909 "best boyfriend ever" mugs, which you can buy, 30 00:00:51,992 --> 00:00:53,577 I just don't want to do all that. 31 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:54,995 I want to… I want to earn it. 32 00:00:55,078 --> 00:00:56,955 - You're inviting them over here? - Yeah. 33 00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:58,999 Winston, this place is a hellhole. 34 00:00:59,082 --> 00:01:00,834 Look at this. All the dishes are broken. 35 00:01:00,918 --> 00:01:04,838 I'm eating pasta out of some thing that Jess and Robby made in a clay class. 36 00:01:04,922 --> 00:01:05,923 Pottery workshop. 37 00:01:06,006 --> 00:01:07,758 What the hell is this compartment for? 38 00:01:07,841 --> 00:01:10,594 I have a better idea. Why don't you throw your thing at our place? 39 00:01:10,677 --> 00:01:12,846 Ever since our wedding china came in, we've been dying 40 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:14,657 - to host a dinner party. - Is your house even done yet? 41 00:01:14,681 --> 00:01:17,243 All the party zones are in working order, living room, dining room. 42 00:01:17,267 --> 00:01:19,728 The master bedroom has sort of turned into 43 00:01:19,812 --> 00:01:21,980 a place where the workers throw all their trash. 44 00:01:22,064 --> 00:01:24,024 I think one of them went to the toilet in there. 45 00:01:24,108 --> 00:01:25,859 - But… Yes. - We'll just lock that door. 46 00:01:25,943 --> 00:01:28,171 Let's do it. Reagan's out of town. You know what that means. 47 00:01:28,195 --> 00:01:29,404 - No. - What does that mean? 48 00:01:29,488 --> 00:01:31,949 Honestly, I don't know, but please let me come to the party. 49 00:01:32,032 --> 00:01:33,617 Time to hit the sack. 50 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,619 It's 6:30. Babies are still awake. 51 00:01:35,702 --> 00:01:37,412 Not this baby. 52 00:01:38,705 --> 00:01:40,350 I feel like I've lived through this before. 53 00:01:40,374 --> 00:01:43,043 I'm like Andie MacDowell in Groundhog Day. 54 00:01:43,127 --> 00:01:45,045 - Stop! Just please stop. - Are you kidding me? 55 00:01:49,049 --> 00:01:50,926 Hike, hike, baby. 56 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:55,931 Ooh, it's a fork. 57 00:01:57,724 --> 00:01:59,226 Well, the map says to go left, 58 00:01:59,309 --> 00:02:01,520 but that Little Musket Trail seems plumb adorable. 59 00:02:01,603 --> 00:02:05,232 And it has a waterfall, so I say, uh, waterfall. 60 00:02:05,315 --> 00:02:07,651 I mean, let's just do it. Let's go nuts. 61 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:10,154 This is why we're so great together. We agree on everything. 62 00:02:10,237 --> 00:02:11,488 I agree. 63 00:02:11,572 --> 00:02:13,842 Hey, Robert Frost, looks like we're gonna take the road… 64 00:02:13,866 --> 00:02:14,867 Jess traveled. 65 00:02:17,161 --> 00:02:18,912 All right, just, uh… 66 00:02:20,372 --> 00:02:23,083 That's not the way it goes. Hold on. 67 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:25,169 Be easier if it wasn't so windy. 68 00:02:27,171 --> 00:02:28,881 Okay. 69 00:02:28,964 --> 00:02:30,048 - Hey. - Hey. 70 00:02:30,132 --> 00:02:31,675 Made a list of rules for our guests. 71 00:02:31,758 --> 00:02:33,736 Obviously, no one's wearing shoes inside the house, 72 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,097 but what if we put a foot-washing station in the driveway? 73 00:02:37,181 --> 00:02:39,683 Babe, I was thinking maybe we have no rules. 74 00:02:40,476 --> 00:02:43,479 Because growing up, all the cool houses didn't have rules, remember? 75 00:02:43,562 --> 00:02:45,122 I was never invited to the cool houses. 76 00:02:45,147 --> 00:02:47,149 My only friend in high school was my piano teacher, 77 00:02:47,232 --> 00:02:48,960 and then he got that boyfriend with the Trans Am, 78 00:02:48,984 --> 00:02:50,152 and I never saw him again. 79 00:02:50,235 --> 00:02:53,322 I really wish I could travel back in time and give young you a hug. 80 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:57,576 Well, young me would've greeted that hug with an immediate collapse in orgasm. 81 00:02:57,659 --> 00:02:59,220 - Oh. - But you know, maybe you're right. 82 00:02:59,244 --> 00:03:02,498 If we want to be the place where friends gather 83 00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:04,124 maybe we got to chill. 84 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:06,168 Yeah, because we… we want to be the hub. 85 00:03:06,251 --> 00:03:07,979 - You know? - Ooh, we'd make such a good hub. 86 00:03:08,003 --> 00:03:09,588 - Yes, we would. - Make such a good… 87 00:03:09,671 --> 00:03:10,964 We'd make such a good hub. 88 00:03:14,176 --> 00:03:16,011 Are you having an orgasm right now? 89 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:19,223 Are you kidding me? 90 00:03:19,848 --> 00:03:20,933 - Hey. - Hey. 91 00:03:21,016 --> 00:03:22,601 Winston Bishop. Nice to meet you. 92 00:03:23,644 --> 00:03:24,764 What are we doing right now? 93 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:26,623 I'm practicing introducing myself to Aly's parents. 94 00:03:26,647 --> 00:03:29,287 - I got you. You're a little nervous. - Yeah, I'm a little nervous. 95 00:03:29,316 --> 00:03:30,794 I want to make a good first impression. 96 00:03:30,818 --> 00:03:32,820 - Oh, that makes sense. - How's my shake? 97 00:03:32,903 --> 00:03:34,154 Nope. No, no, no, no, no. 98 00:03:34,238 --> 00:03:36,633 Do not go in with two hands. Also, why are your hands so wet? 99 00:03:36,657 --> 00:03:38,384 - Damn, for me that's dry. - They're dripping. 100 00:03:38,408 --> 00:03:40,011 - How's this for Aly's mom? - I'm Aly's mom? 101 00:03:40,035 --> 00:03:41,578 - Okay. - Mmm-mmm. 102 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:44,331 - Not today, honey. - Yeah, all wrong. 103 00:03:44,414 --> 00:03:46,184 - We bring it in for the real thing. - All wrong. 104 00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:47,209 - All wrong. - Okay. 105 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:48,335 That was very aggressive. 106 00:03:48,418 --> 00:03:50,420 You invaded my space. I didn't feel safe. 107 00:03:50,504 --> 00:03:53,132 Just be more normal about it. Like this. Hey, how are you? 108 00:03:53,215 --> 00:03:55,175 I'm Winston. Nice to meet you. 109 00:03:55,259 --> 00:03:57,970 Oh, like, hey, how are you? I'm Winston. 110 00:03:58,053 --> 00:04:00,013 Zip, a pleasure, uh, to do it. 111 00:04:00,097 --> 00:04:02,224 - See, all of that, cut that out. - Okay. 112 00:04:02,307 --> 00:04:03,493 Hi, how are you? I'm Aly's mother. 113 00:04:03,517 --> 00:04:05,769 You do… you do well. 114 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:08,647 You do well to-to be friends with me. 115 00:04:09,857 --> 00:04:11,191 - Hmm? - Winston, shake it out. 116 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:13,444 - I'm nervous, dude. - I know you are. 117 00:04:13,527 --> 00:04:15,028 Look, they're gonna love you. 118 00:04:15,112 --> 00:04:17,197 Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna mill about. 119 00:04:17,281 --> 00:04:19,281 I'm gonna talk you up. I'm gonna tell your stories. 120 00:04:19,324 --> 00:04:22,578 Yes. Use one of my good ones, the ones that make me look awesome. 121 00:04:22,661 --> 00:04:25,038 Like the time I fell asleep in the bathtub. 122 00:04:25,122 --> 00:04:27,791 But all that one is is that you fell asleep in a bathtub. 123 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,710 - The end. End of story. - That's amazing. 124 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,312 I think we can come up with better ones. 125 00:04:31,336 --> 00:04:34,256 No, that's a home run for sure because I woke up wet. 126 00:04:34,339 --> 00:04:35,382 Now I see. 127 00:04:35,466 --> 00:04:37,277 - Also, it's all about how you tell it. - Right. 128 00:04:37,301 --> 00:04:40,179 - I trust you. You're the writer. - I am. That was the gift I was given. 129 00:04:40,262 --> 00:04:41,805 - Put her there. - You got it. 130 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:43,249 What is going on with these hands? 131 00:04:43,307 --> 00:04:45,225 - What? - A second ago, they were dripping wet, 132 00:04:45,309 --> 00:04:47,227 and now they are piping hot. 133 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:51,023 - Leslie! - Winston! 134 00:04:51,106 --> 00:04:53,609 I hit your car when I parked. Sorry. 135 00:04:53,692 --> 00:04:55,235 Yeah, I… I didn't drive here. 136 00:04:55,319 --> 00:04:56,487 Oh, well, that's a relief. 137 00:04:57,654 --> 00:05:00,824 Anyway, uh, your sister is on her way. Where are your parents? 138 00:05:00,908 --> 00:05:03,827 Oh, my dad doesn't take highways for political reasons. 139 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:07,706 - But everyone else is here. - Cool. Come on in. 140 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:08,916 - Hey. - Hi there. 141 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:10,501 - Hey there. Hey. - Hi. 142 00:05:10,584 --> 00:05:11,668 - Thank you. - Wow. 143 00:05:11,752 --> 00:05:13,212 How big is your family? 144 00:05:13,295 --> 00:05:15,881 Oh, my gosh. Hey. 145 00:05:15,964 --> 00:05:17,633 How many cars did you guys take? 146 00:05:17,716 --> 00:05:20,052 Hey, make yourselves at home. Everybody come on in. 147 00:05:20,135 --> 00:05:21,678 Did you guys rent a bus? 148 00:05:21,762 --> 00:05:23,222 Just breathe. Just breathe. 149 00:05:23,305 --> 00:05:25,098 - Hey. Hey now. - Winston, Winston. 150 00:05:25,182 --> 00:05:27,267 Winston. A-A word, please. 151 00:05:27,351 --> 00:05:28,391 - Huh? Yeah, coming. - Hey. 152 00:05:28,435 --> 00:05:30,555 Hey, you look familiar. Did I pull you over last week? 153 00:05:30,604 --> 00:05:32,147 Why so many? 154 00:05:33,524 --> 00:05:35,442 There are 30 people out there. 155 00:05:36,610 --> 00:05:39,488 We do not have enough china! Or forks or prawns. 156 00:05:39,571 --> 00:05:41,007 You can't ask somebody to split a prawn. 157 00:05:41,031 --> 00:05:43,408 Babe, I know, all right? But you just need to relax. 158 00:05:43,492 --> 00:05:45,327 We will be fine. We can adjust. 159 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:47,246 Just remember, we're chill. 160 00:05:47,329 --> 00:05:49,665 No, you're right. We are totally chill. 161 00:05:49,748 --> 00:05:52,167 We'll just break out the backup china! 162 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,461 I'll just come in tomorrow morning with a power washer, 163 00:05:54,545 --> 00:05:56,105 and hose this whole frickin' place down. 164 00:05:56,171 --> 00:05:57,756 There's Lefty. 165 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:02,136 - By the way, there is no backup china! - I know, I know, all right. 166 00:06:02,219 --> 00:06:04,179 Keep them closed. 167 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,723 Last time you did this, you revealed Furguson in a tuxedo. 168 00:06:06,807 --> 00:06:08,392 This is even better. 169 00:06:08,475 --> 00:06:11,770 Say hello to… your entire family! 170 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:14,106 Surprise! 171 00:06:14,982 --> 00:06:16,275 What the hell is this? 172 00:06:16,358 --> 00:06:19,236 So, do the cute, surprised look you do. 173 00:06:20,362 --> 00:06:22,114 Nah, that's not it. That's not the one. 174 00:06:22,197 --> 00:06:24,158 Remember? When you… 175 00:06:28,662 --> 00:06:31,832 Oh. You're pissed. 176 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:37,921 We're lost. 177 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:40,340 Why did you let me chase a waterfall? 178 00:06:40,424 --> 00:06:42,718 You know what TLC says. 179 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:45,345 I'm sorry. Just… I'm really hungry. 180 00:06:45,429 --> 00:06:47,222 Here. You can have some of my trail mix. 181 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,825 - That's just a bag of raisins. - Well, that's because 182 00:06:48,849 --> 00:06:50,618 I only like to eat the peanuts and the chocolate. 183 00:06:50,642 --> 00:06:52,811 Well, I only like the chocolate and the peanuts, too! 184 00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:55,731 - Why do we even add raisins? - I don't know! 185 00:06:55,814 --> 00:06:59,359 All right, look, you know what, we're lost and 186 00:06:59,443 --> 00:07:02,446 it's gonna get dark soon, so let's… just head back. 187 00:07:02,529 --> 00:07:04,448 Fine. Did you pack a flashlight? 188 00:07:04,531 --> 00:07:05,949 Robby, did you pack a flashlight? 189 00:07:06,033 --> 00:07:07,534 - No. - Then there's your answer. 190 00:07:07,618 --> 00:07:08,994 You know what, it's fine, okay? 191 00:07:09,077 --> 00:07:11,163 We know that we have to go downhill, so follow me. 192 00:07:11,246 --> 00:07:12,247 I'll lead, okay? 193 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:13,332 Ah! God! Oh! 194 00:07:13,415 --> 00:07:14,750 - Oh! Robby! Oh, my God! - Oh! 195 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:16,376 - I lost my glasses. - Are you okay? 196 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:17,836 Oh. 197 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,560 Please tell me those were crunchy leaves. 198 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:22,007 - Let me see. - Oh, I think that's them. 199 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:23,383 - Hold on. Oh! Jess! - Ah! 200 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:26,386 Ah! Ow, my ankle! 201 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:29,389 My beautiful dancer's ankle! 202 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:31,558 Hey. What's the matter? 203 00:07:31,642 --> 00:07:33,435 I got all your family together in one room. 204 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,999 You know, you're being greeted by all the people that you love. 205 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:38,023 - I know. - Well, except for your parents, 206 00:07:38,106 --> 00:07:41,068 but they will be here soon, barring any surface street traffic. 207 00:07:41,151 --> 00:07:42,569 That is so sweet, Winston. 208 00:07:42,653 --> 00:07:45,447 And I do love my family, but they're crazy. 209 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,449 And, honestly, they make me a little crazy. 210 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:48,659 Every family is crazy. 211 00:07:48,742 --> 00:07:50,911 Every time we get together, it's a disaster. 212 00:07:50,994 --> 00:07:53,413 Like a giant hot air balloon catching on fire. 213 00:07:53,497 --> 00:07:56,416 Here's the difference. You got backup now. 214 00:07:58,669 --> 00:08:01,171 Have I ever let you down as a partner? 215 00:08:01,255 --> 00:08:02,855 Except for that mixed doubles tournament. 216 00:08:02,923 --> 00:08:04,133 Got it! 217 00:08:07,678 --> 00:08:10,264 We don't got to talk about that. We ain't got to go back there. 218 00:08:10,347 --> 00:08:12,224 My point is this. We're a team. 219 00:08:12,307 --> 00:08:13,642 Okay? 220 00:08:13,725 --> 00:08:15,102 - Okay. - All right. 221 00:08:15,185 --> 00:08:17,229 - Maybe this time will be different, right? - Yeah. 222 00:08:17,312 --> 00:08:19,165 But you really need to know the lay of the land. 223 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:20,441 Okay, let me take notes. 224 00:08:20,524 --> 00:08:22,901 - So, my sister is… my sister. - Mmm-hmm. 225 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:25,112 Uncle Bill is a real weather nerd. 226 00:08:25,195 --> 00:08:27,072 - It's super annoying. - Right, right, right. 227 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:30,242 Aunt Karen keeps a free-floating piece of floss in her purse. 228 00:08:30,325 --> 00:08:31,410 She will use it tonight. 229 00:08:31,493 --> 00:08:32,703 - It's revolting. - Okay. 230 00:08:32,786 --> 00:08:34,121 Do me a favor. Hold on. 231 00:08:34,204 --> 00:08:36,683 Repeat everything you just said. My thumbprint won't let me in. 232 00:08:36,707 --> 00:08:39,501 Okay, uh, my sister is… you met her… 233 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,336 Ah, wait, yeah, no, no, still not in. 234 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,630 Let me get… wipe my hand off right there. 235 00:08:43,714 --> 00:08:45,674 Now we're cooking with gas. 236 00:08:45,757 --> 00:08:47,509 - My sister… Okay. - No, we ain't. 237 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:50,053 - Winston, he's a great guy. - Mmm-hmm. 238 00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:52,057 He and I go way back. Tons of stories, tons of 239 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:54,266 - tons of stories. - Really? Go ahead. 240 00:08:54,349 --> 00:08:55,476 - Right now? - Yeah. 241 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,811 One time he was taking a bath and he fell asleep. 242 00:08:59,313 --> 00:09:01,648 You believe this guy? What a nut. 243 00:09:01,732 --> 00:09:03,525 Life of the party, this guy. 244 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,652 He fell asleep in a bath? That's the story? 245 00:09:05,736 --> 00:09:07,070 That's the story? No. 246 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:08,655 That's the start of the story. 247 00:09:08,739 --> 00:09:10,324 We are out of appetizers. 248 00:09:10,407 --> 00:09:12,493 They stripped this tray of shrimp like piranhas. 249 00:09:12,576 --> 00:09:13,869 They didn't even leave tails. 250 00:09:13,952 --> 00:09:15,871 I think someone took a shower in the bathroom. 251 00:09:15,954 --> 00:09:17,873 We don't have towels or soap. 252 00:09:17,956 --> 00:09:19,374 I don't know how they did it. 253 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,460 We need to reexamine this whole no rules thing. 254 00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:22,795 It's a freaking circus in here. 255 00:09:22,878 --> 00:09:24,898 What are we gonna feed these people in the meantime? 256 00:09:24,922 --> 00:09:26,941 In 10 minutes, they're gonna start eating the drywall. 257 00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:28,592 I think there was a… 258 00:09:28,675 --> 00:09:30,093 - Thank you. - Thank you. 259 00:09:30,177 --> 00:09:32,679 I think there was a bag of rice in the house when we bought it. 260 00:09:32,763 --> 00:09:34,515 I thought that was barley. 261 00:09:34,598 --> 00:09:36,016 It was really dirty. 262 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,894 Okay, fine, whatever. Boil it up! 263 00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:41,563 Okay, well, it's really dark and uneven, 264 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,398 but at least we found the trail. 265 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,776 Yeah, I mean, it's like a night hike. 266 00:09:45,859 --> 00:09:47,945 Maybe we'll see a colony of bats. 267 00:09:48,028 --> 00:09:49,530 It's kind of like a waterfall. 268 00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:51,573 But with monsters, in the sky. 269 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:52,950 Oh! Oh, man. 270 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:55,786 Okay, uh, Jess, it's raining. 271 00:09:55,869 --> 00:09:57,538 Let's take shelter in that cave! 272 00:09:57,621 --> 00:09:59,540 What if it's more of a nest than a cave? 273 00:09:59,623 --> 00:10:01,375 Whatever. It'll do. 274 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,544 Sister! 275 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,214 Oh, that's some sisterly love right there. 276 00:10:07,297 --> 00:10:09,550 - Let me get you two a drink. - Okay. 277 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:13,929 Oh, my God, Winston is so good for you. 278 00:10:15,472 --> 00:10:17,182 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 279 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:20,394 And I saw with my own eyes one day when Winston saved those kids 280 00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:22,980 from a burning building, including a little boy. 281 00:10:23,063 --> 00:10:25,816 A little boy who's dad left when he was young. 282 00:10:25,899 --> 00:10:28,402 Named Wheelchair Timmy. 283 00:10:28,485 --> 00:10:31,238 Wheelchair Timmy was a heavyset boy, ginger. 284 00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:32,531 Black eyes. 285 00:10:32,614 --> 00:10:35,701 So what, you think I'm just some cold robot who needs some guy 286 00:10:35,784 --> 00:10:37,453 to loosen me up, make me happy? 287 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:39,204 I just said Winston's good for you. 288 00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:41,373 Oh, my God, you always get like this! 289 00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:44,460 He grabs the kid and the chair, lifts him up above his head, 290 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,546 so that the fire doesn't burn this little heavyset boy. 291 00:10:47,629 --> 00:10:49,590 That's the power of adrenaline. 292 00:10:49,673 --> 00:10:51,800 - And what happened to Timmy? - Timmy? He's dead. 293 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,844 - What? - He's alive. I'm Timmy. 294 00:10:53,927 --> 00:10:55,596 Look at me now. 295 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:57,598 Because of Winston, I'm telling you this story. 296 00:10:57,681 --> 00:10:59,391 No, you said your name was Nick. 297 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:01,435 I am Nick. I got to go! 298 00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:03,061 How should I be, huh? Like you? 299 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:05,272 "Oh, my God, look at me, I'm Leslie. 300 00:11:05,355 --> 00:11:06,982 "I wear holiday socks in the summer. 301 00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:09,610 I follow Ariana Grande around like she was the Grateful Dead." 302 00:11:09,693 --> 00:11:10,778 "Oh, I'm Aly." 303 00:11:10,861 --> 00:11:14,573 "I went to Quantico and I got a disease, and I can't be around people!" 304 00:11:14,656 --> 00:11:16,575 - Do you mean "quarantine"? - Whatever! 305 00:11:16,658 --> 00:11:19,620 You're so mean! You're being a mean robot! 306 00:11:19,703 --> 00:11:21,205 No, this is being a mean robot. 307 00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:23,081 "Beep, boop, boop, boop. Leslie, you suck." 308 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,626 "You can't pull off bangs. You were an accident." 309 00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:27,503 Oh, my God! I have a small forehead, 310 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,463 and you know that, and you use that against me! 311 00:11:29,546 --> 00:11:30,589 Just shut up! 312 00:11:30,672 --> 00:11:33,675 - I hate you! - I hate you! I… 313 00:11:35,135 --> 00:11:37,346 God. 314 00:11:38,388 --> 00:11:40,349 Oh, no. 315 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:45,646 The wheelchair boy, Timmy, speaks very highly of you. 316 00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:48,440 - You're Aunt Karen? - Mmm-hmm. 317 00:11:48,524 --> 00:11:49,858 You didn't make a lot of sense. 318 00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:54,363 Yeah, it's really coming down out there. 319 00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,366 - It's really freezing. - Yeah. 320 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,160 Hey, Robby? 321 00:12:01,411 --> 00:12:03,455 Do you ever think it's, like 322 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,500 it's not good that we're so similar? 323 00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:08,293 Oh, I don't know. 324 00:12:08,377 --> 00:12:11,880 You know, my Great Uncle Shep Wallingford used to say, 325 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,508 "You buy the horse that you see in the mirror." 326 00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:15,860 - Did you say "Wallingford"? - Mmm-hmm. 327 00:12:15,884 --> 00:12:18,512 I have Wallingfords in my family, out near Boston. 328 00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:20,305 Ah, mine are in, uh, Newburyport. 329 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:23,350 They were kind of local celebrities. They were well-known for making… 330 00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:25,269 Women's watches. 331 00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:27,187 How'd you know that? 332 00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:28,689 Wallingford watches 333 00:12:28,772 --> 00:12:30,482 'Cause the time is now. 334 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,025 And the look is wow! 335 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,079 Robby… 336 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,039 I think we're related. 337 00:12:58,594 --> 00:12:59,720 Do you have an Uncle Tony? 338 00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:01,030 Tony, with the long fingernails, 339 00:13:01,054 --> 00:13:02,740 and he always wears a whistle around his neck. 340 00:13:02,764 --> 00:13:04,224 Robby, we are third cousins. 341 00:13:04,308 --> 00:13:08,353 - Oh, my God! Why, God? - Ah! We're going to hell! 342 00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:09,771 We did stuff. 343 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,958 - No, stop! I can't live in this reality! - Just saying. 344 00:13:11,982 --> 00:13:13,776 - At least not second cousins. - Ah, I can't. 345 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,779 - First cousins would be way worse. - Please, no. 346 00:13:16,153 --> 00:13:18,697 People do it all the time, in the, in the mountains. 347 00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:20,324 In the mountains. 348 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,705 - Don't be startled. - God! 349 00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:29,583 - What are you doing in here, Cece? - I am hiding, okay? 350 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,210 That party is out of control. 351 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:32,813 Some guy almost burned his eyebrows off 352 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,481 trying to light a cigarette on our stove. 353 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:35,756 It's complete anarchy in there. 354 00:13:35,839 --> 00:13:38,175 Can we just hide in here and hang out together? 355 00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:40,403 We haven't christened the garage yet. 356 00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:42,346 Ooh, you make a very good point. 357 00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:43,597 - Okay. - Hey. 358 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,557 - Hello, Winston. - Hey. 359 00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:47,267 Question. Have you guys seen Aly? 360 00:13:47,351 --> 00:13:48,769 What's going on, man? 361 00:13:48,852 --> 00:13:51,146 She ran off. If I'd known it was gonna be like this, 362 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,791 I would've just done the trench coat thing. 363 00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,149 - What? - What trench coat thing? 364 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,878 I pick her up from the airport naked, wearing nothing but a trench coat. 365 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:59,172 - Have you guys seen a kid in a wheelchair? - That was me. 366 00:13:59,196 --> 00:14:00,572 - What? - Wow. 367 00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:01,966 Whoa. Nick, what are you doing in here? 368 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,826 I was having a hard time with your stories, 369 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,619 so I took a little poetic license. 370 00:14:05,702 --> 00:14:08,497 People started asking some questions. Things got ahead of me. 371 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,249 I had no choice but to hide in the car. 372 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,212 I thought you were gonna stick to the tub story. 373 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,937 It's not a story, Winston. It's not a story! 374 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,504 A story about sleeping… 375 00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:16,755 - Hey. - Found her. 376 00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:18,632 - Yeah. - Are you guys ever not together? 377 00:14:18,715 --> 00:14:20,592 - Rarely. - You know what? Hold on one second. 378 00:14:20,676 --> 00:14:22,695 I want to talk to you. Guys, can you give us a minute? 379 00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:24,972 Sure, Winston. Cece, let's go hide in the car 380 00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:26,598 in the garage of our home. 381 00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:27,683 Yeah, okay. 382 00:14:30,894 --> 00:14:33,272 We'll give you guys a minute. 383 00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:37,234 Aly, uh, I was just trying to be sweet and… 384 00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:39,486 And I ruined it. I know. 385 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,824 I said my family was crazy, and I ended up being the craziest one. 386 00:14:43,907 --> 00:14:47,703 Look, I'm so embarrassed you saw that side of me, 387 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,830 and I'm sure you want to run for the hills. 388 00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:51,623 So, it's fine. I don't blame you. 389 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,834 You're embarrassed of being crazy in front of me? 390 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:54,960 I acted insane. 391 00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:57,421 Even just talking about it is humiliating. 392 00:14:57,504 --> 00:14:59,840 I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm gonna walk away. 393 00:14:59,923 --> 00:15:01,091 Okay. 394 00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:07,931 Oh, dear Lord. The car's running. Nick, how long have you been in here? 395 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:10,267 - Been running this whole time? - I was cold. I was cold. 396 00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:14,646 Did you ever go to one of those big Wallingford family cookouts? 397 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,148 Just one, in '92. 398 00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:18,609 I remember they had a really competitive three-legged race, 399 00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:21,111 and they paired me up with a little boy who had a helmet on. 400 00:15:21,195 --> 00:15:24,490 His skin was so translucent, it was like he was a jellyfish. 401 00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:26,867 - Did he play an imaginary trombone? - Yeah. 402 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:29,369 He kept saying, "It's better to be safe than speedy." 403 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,455 - That was me! That was me! - Oh, my God. 404 00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:33,040 Oh, this is too much. 405 00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:35,751 I don't want to die with my cousin-lover in a cave. 406 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,562 - Oh, God. - Everyone will think we fled here 407 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:38,962 'cause society wouldn't accept us. 408 00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:41,173 I just wanted to see a waterfall. 409 00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:42,966 Me, too! I got to get out of here! 410 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,635 You can't walk, I can't see anything. 411 00:15:44,718 --> 00:15:46,678 Stand up, blind boy. I'm getting on your back. 412 00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,931 - Take these. - Oh, okay. 413 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,933 Oh, man. Okay. 414 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,327 Oh, we have the same prescription. 415 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,812 Yeah, no kidding, Robby. All right, you ready? 416 00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,897 - Yeah. So, "Wallingfords" on three? - No! Ew! 417 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:58,300 I'm really sorry. I'm so nervous. 418 00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,837 - Okay, one, two, three! - Two, three! 419 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,196 I didn't wear the right shoes for this! 420 00:16:04,279 --> 00:16:05,280 Go over there! 421 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,412 I'm sorry about before. I guess I really freaked out on you. 422 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,832 And I'm sorry that I told you 423 00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:17,042 I was gonna shave your eyebrows off in your sleep. 424 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:19,837 - You never said that. - Oh, maybe I was just thinking that. 425 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,799 I'm just so embarrassed Winston saw that. I'm pretty sure I scared him off. 426 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,300 No, you didn't. He's on the table. 427 00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:27,845 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 428 00:16:27,928 --> 00:16:28,929 Hello. 429 00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:32,141 I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. 430 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:36,103 Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend. 431 00:16:36,186 --> 00:16:37,437 He's standing on the furniture. 432 00:16:37,521 --> 00:16:39,064 Just relax, okay? Help is on the way. 433 00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:44,862 Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because… I'm wild about you. 434 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:47,448 Maybe things didn't go perfectly, 435 00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:51,368 but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. 436 00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:53,454 Okay? I am the king of crazy. 437 00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,206 I have inside jokes with my cat. 438 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:59,751 I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. 439 00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:02,045 I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot. 440 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,881 - It's true. - On one very late 441 00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,466 and very desperate night, 442 00:17:05,549 --> 00:17:08,886 I used Furguson's cat box as my own box. 443 00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:12,264 And, yes, it is true what many of you have heard. 444 00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:15,350 I once fell asleep in a bathtub! 445 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,898 I love that story. 446 00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:23,817 And then what happened? 447 00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:27,029 What do you mean, "And then what happened?" He fell asleep in the tub! 448 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,406 He was asleep, and then he woke up. 449 00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:32,635 I don't know, maybe I got to hear it again. 450 00:17:32,659 --> 00:17:35,913 So who cares if you're crazy? I don't care. I'm crazy, too. 451 00:17:35,996 --> 00:17:37,206 Watch this. 452 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,751 I'm gonna put a carrot behind my ear, like a bunny reporter, 453 00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,545 and I'm gonna do this dance I've been working on for five years. 454 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,590 Don't you do that carrot. 455 00:17:46,673 --> 00:17:47,674 Little bunny carrot. 456 00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:00,312 I see we got two new 457 00:18:01,605 --> 00:18:03,023 people here. 458 00:18:03,106 --> 00:18:04,316 Who are they? 459 00:18:04,399 --> 00:18:09,154 Yeah, um, Mom, Dad, this is Winston. 460 00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:11,740 Hey. 461 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,660 Uh… I am Winston. 462 00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:16,995 And I assure you that all of those incidents 463 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,373 were from a very long time ago, kinda. 464 00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:20,457 Really? 465 00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:22,459 It's clear you love our daughter. 466 00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:26,547 In a very passionate, unique way. 467 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,633 That's all that matters. 468 00:18:31,385 --> 00:18:33,428 You're a two-hander, huh? 469 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,763 Well, all right. 470 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,223 Okay. Mmm, yes. 471 00:18:36,306 --> 00:18:37,724 - Okay. - Okay. 472 00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:40,018 Seriously, we've been on the road for a couple of hours. 473 00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,122 - We need to use the bathroom. - Yeah, yeah, of course! 474 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:44,565 It's, uh, right down, right down the hall. 475 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,071 Thank you for not being afraid of me or my family. 476 00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:55,826 Open up. Police! 477 00:18:56,994 --> 00:18:59,079 Who-who called the police? I don't know. 478 00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:01,707 I guess we better do whatever they say. Ugh. 479 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:04,126 Why are you guys acting like you're in a porno? 480 00:19:05,836 --> 00:19:07,254 We got a noise complaint. 481 00:19:07,337 --> 00:19:10,674 The law has spoken, everyone. I guess the party's over. 482 00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:12,468 You could just file out through here. 483 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,595 - Winston? - Look who it is. 484 00:19:14,678 --> 00:19:16,096 Hey, Aly, you're back. 485 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,015 Jenkins, get in here, man! We having a party. 486 00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:19,367 - What you drinking? - Hi, Jenkins. 487 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,809 Wait, what? 488 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:23,979 Well, you know what, I guess I'm just gonna 489 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,939 have to take the law into my own hands. 490 00:19:26,023 --> 00:19:27,024 All right, everybody! 491 00:19:28,358 --> 00:19:30,444 Shoes off, coasters down! 492 00:19:30,527 --> 00:19:34,323 This is our house, and our house has rules! Okay? 493 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,200 Not a suggestion. Shoes off, let's go! 494 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:37,563 - Shoes! - Okay, okay. Shoes off. 495 00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:38,911 Take your shoes off… 496 00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:41,371 - Get 'em off! Yep! - And put 'em to the side! 497 00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,183 - Then let's have a good time. - Let's have fun. 498 00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:44,476 - It's a party, people. - It's a party. 499 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,210 So just to be clear, 500 00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:49,004 um, we're definitely broken up, right? 501 00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,006 Yeah. 502 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,650 - Yeah, I mean, that's… - Yeah. I mean… 503 00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,051 I don't know why I asked. 504 00:19:57,471 --> 00:19:59,056 All right, well… 505 00:20:04,728 --> 00:20:06,522 Oh, wait. You should take these. 506 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,857 Oh, you know, keep 'em. They look great on you. 507 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,526 Thank you. 508 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:16,740 I'll see you around. 509 00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:18,742 Yeah. 510 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,106 Maybe at the next family reun… 511 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,329 - Too soon. Yep. - A little too soon. Yes. 512 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:26,291 - Oh, dear Lord. - It's not as bad as it looks. 513 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,502 I'm really, I'm really clean underneath all this mud. 514 00:20:28,585 --> 00:20:30,045 Oh, my God, what happened? 515 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,588 Hike took a turn, 516 00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:33,882 and then Robby and I broke up in a cave. 517 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,136 I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I am so sorry. 518 00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:38,220 Air hug. 519 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,823 Yeah. I'm gonna go get you a glass of wine. 520 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,727 Sorry about you and Robby. Don't touch anything. 521 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,226 I'm gonna go get some paper towels. Don't-don't move. 522 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:47,062 - Whoa, Jess! Are you okay? - Ugh, long story. 523 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,231 But I'm okay. Is there any food left? 524 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:52,693 I'm so hungry, and all I have is this bag of gross raisins. 525 00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:55,237 Gross raisins? Are you kidding me? 526 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,114 Raisins are the best. I love raisins. 527 00:20:57,197 --> 00:20:58,490 Of course you do. 528 00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:00,576 Yeah, sometimes I just tuck 'em in my cheek, 529 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,578 and I go about my day, so if I ever need 530 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,580 the flavor of raisins, well, I already got it. 531 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:10,252 I'm having trouble envisioning what it's like to need the flavor of raisons. 532 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,420 But go nuts. 533 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,088 Go raisins. 534 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,923 You said, "Go nuts," I said, "Go raisins." 535 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,925 - Wine. - Paper towels. 536 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,844 Oh, thank you, Schmidt. Thanks. Oh, thanks. 537 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:20,637 Thanks. Thank you. 538 00:21:20,721 --> 00:21:22,389 - Just step on these. - Go faster. 539 00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:24,141 Uh, I have enough paper towels. 540 00:21:24,224 --> 00:21:26,143 - Hey! - Hey! 541 00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:27,936 - Hey, what's up? - Not much. 542 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,230 - Welcome to the party. - Thanks. 543 00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:31,398 Where's Robby? 544 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,942 Oh, he couldn't make it. Turns out we're cousins, so… 545 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,652 - What? He's your cousin? - What? 546 00:21:35,736 --> 00:21:37,446 - House looks great. - Wait a second. 547 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:38,947 - How did you figure… - Cousin?