1 00:00:00,846 --> 00:00:02,556 Valentine's Day! 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,767 Woo-hoo! Yeah! 3 00:00:04,850 --> 00:00:06,060 - Oh! - Oh! 4 00:00:06,143 --> 00:00:07,394 Go left. 5 00:00:07,478 --> 00:00:08,729 Do your dance. 6 00:00:08,812 --> 00:00:10,314 We got a brand-new dance. 7 00:00:10,397 --> 00:00:12,191 Down, down, do your dance… 8 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:16,195 Oh, hey, what you doing? We wasn't doing nothing! 9 00:00:16,278 --> 00:00:17,958 I love "The Cupid Shuffle." Why'd you stop? 10 00:00:17,988 --> 00:00:19,382 'Cause, uh… This particular day… 11 00:00:19,406 --> 00:00:21,533 Yeah, it's, like, romantic in nature. 12 00:00:21,617 --> 00:00:25,412 Ugh, that stupid "sad single girl on Valentine's Day" cliché? 13 00:00:25,496 --> 00:00:26,622 Do better. 14 00:00:26,705 --> 00:00:28,123 I have a great day planned. 15 00:00:28,207 --> 00:00:29,541 I'm finally gonna use 16 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:32,336 the celebrity chef dinner that I won at the auction. 17 00:00:32,419 --> 00:00:34,922 And before that, I'm gonna clean out my purse. 18 00:00:35,005 --> 00:00:37,424 Dinner by yourself and cleaning out your purse? 19 00:00:37,508 --> 00:00:38,926 - Does that sound sad? - Mmm-mmm. 20 00:00:39,009 --> 00:00:41,303 - Yes. - Oh, kiss it. It's gonna be great. 21 00:00:41,387 --> 00:00:42,948 Hey, is there anything in there from Reagan? 22 00:00:42,972 --> 00:00:45,724 She's in Minnesota, and we're exchanging gifts. 23 00:00:45,808 --> 00:00:47,827 Gonna do the old stand-by, like when we were dating? 24 00:00:47,851 --> 00:00:50,938 A nudie card with a $20 stapled to it? 25 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:53,440 I did so good. 26 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:56,986 No, no, no, I'm… I'm putting a real effort this year. 27 00:00:57,069 --> 00:00:59,113 I feel 5' tall. 28 00:00:59,196 --> 00:01:00,298 You're more than 5' right now. 29 00:01:00,322 --> 00:01:01,865 I feel smaller because I'm humbled. 30 00:01:01,949 --> 00:01:04,034 I'm humbled by my actions of tenderness. 31 00:01:04,118 --> 00:01:07,454 Well, the only Valentine in this pile is for yours truly. 32 00:01:09,456 --> 00:01:10,958 Someone very crafty made it. 33 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:12,793 She sent a Valentine's to herself. 34 00:01:12,876 --> 00:01:15,045 Now, you understand this is sad, this is really sad. 35 00:01:15,129 --> 00:01:16,964 Guys, would a sad person do this? 36 00:01:17,047 --> 00:01:20,009 Down, down, do your dance do your dance, do your dance. 37 00:01:20,092 --> 00:01:21,927 Down, down, do your dance. 38 00:01:22,011 --> 00:01:23,387 Do your dance, do your dance. 39 00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:25,180 Down, down, do your dance… 40 00:01:25,264 --> 00:01:28,976 Whew! Say what you want, that woman can shuffle. Mmm! 41 00:01:32,771 --> 00:01:33,891 Can't believe that we're not 42 00:01:33,939 --> 00:01:35,816 spending Valentine's Day together. 43 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:37,210 - I know. It sucks. - The first year 44 00:01:37,234 --> 00:01:38,670 that I haven't planned our bone-iversary. 45 00:01:38,694 --> 00:01:39,862 I think I'd prefer to call it 46 00:01:39,945 --> 00:01:41,548 the anniversary of the first night we made love. 47 00:01:41,572 --> 00:01:43,574 Either way, it's our first one as a married couple. 48 00:01:43,657 --> 00:01:45,427 You know, we miss this, the next thing you know, 49 00:01:45,451 --> 00:01:46,785 we're making love once a year 50 00:01:46,869 --> 00:01:49,055 next to a Thomas Kinkade painting after a hot dog dinner. 51 00:01:49,079 --> 00:01:50,372 It's not your fault, all right? 52 00:01:50,456 --> 00:01:53,000 You've just been working so hard. 53 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:55,628 I've been killing myself trying to impress Kim. 54 00:01:55,711 --> 00:01:58,005 Call the tween footwear people. Here's their number. 55 00:01:58,088 --> 00:01:59,965 Don't trouble yourself. I've got it memorized. 56 00:02:06,722 --> 00:02:09,016 You just dialed 17 numbers. 57 00:02:09,099 --> 00:02:10,267 Loretta, I need you! 58 00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:11,393 Freakin' Loretta! 59 00:02:13,145 --> 00:02:14,313 Kim will take you seriously 60 00:02:14,396 --> 00:02:17,066 when she sees you in that fine-ass suit. 61 00:02:17,149 --> 00:02:18,609 Ah, thank you. 62 00:02:18,692 --> 00:02:20,653 How long have we been waiting for this elevator? 63 00:02:20,736 --> 00:02:22,655 What, are we in the lobby of Sterling Cooper? 64 00:02:22,738 --> 00:02:25,074 Hey, hey. What you doing? 65 00:02:25,157 --> 00:02:26,951 Cleaning out your purse? Fun. 66 00:02:27,034 --> 00:02:28,452 Mind if I watch? 67 00:02:28,535 --> 00:02:30,996 Knock yourself out. 68 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,081 Whoo! 69 00:02:32,164 --> 00:02:33,540 What you got there? 70 00:02:33,624 --> 00:02:35,042 That a nail clipper? 71 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,877 What you gonna do with that? 72 00:02:36,961 --> 00:02:39,004 Keep, throw away. Keep, throw away. 73 00:02:40,422 --> 00:02:41,924 I'm going with keep, I'm going… 74 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:43,342 Oh! She's keeping it! 75 00:02:43,425 --> 00:02:44,927 Oh, I get it… You think I'm sad. 76 00:02:45,010 --> 00:02:47,113 Aren't you supposed to be with your girlfriend right now? 77 00:02:47,137 --> 00:02:48,347 Aly's not big on V-Day. 78 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:49,848 - What? - Yeah. 79 00:02:49,932 --> 00:02:51,159 She says it makes her want to eat 80 00:02:51,183 --> 00:02:52,893 and successfully pass a nail. 81 00:02:52,977 --> 00:02:55,062 Yeah. I love her so much. 82 00:02:55,145 --> 00:02:56,206 And aren't you gonna propose to her? 83 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:58,148 Yeah, I am, in due time. But right now, 84 00:02:58,232 --> 00:03:00,985 I'm only on phase six of my 21-step proposal plan. 85 00:03:01,068 --> 00:03:02,069 I'm months away. 86 00:03:02,152 --> 00:03:03,338 And in case you were wondering 87 00:03:03,362 --> 00:03:05,114 if I'm under budget, I am not. 88 00:03:05,197 --> 00:03:06,949 By thousands of dollars. 89 00:03:07,032 --> 00:03:08,492 Winston, no matter what Aly says, 90 00:03:08,576 --> 00:03:10,452 all girls love Valentine's Day. 91 00:03:10,536 --> 00:03:14,164 Get your cupcake ass out of here and go make her feel special. 92 00:03:14,248 --> 00:03:15,499 I can't miss this. 93 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,042 Leave me to my froyo cards. 94 00:03:17,126 --> 00:03:19,878 God, I got to start going to the same place, you know. 95 00:03:19,962 --> 00:03:21,714 Or else I'll never get a free one. 96 00:03:23,882 --> 00:03:25,134 Oh. 97 00:03:25,217 --> 00:03:26,594 I'm alone. 98 00:03:27,553 --> 00:03:28,971 I can't even imagine 99 00:03:29,054 --> 00:03:30,931 what Reagan got me. 100 00:03:31,015 --> 00:03:33,267 'Cause I know she went, you know, at least as hard 101 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:35,603 as I went, and I got to say, I went hard. 102 00:03:35,686 --> 00:03:37,605 At 11:00, an 11-ounce steak 103 00:03:37,688 --> 00:03:39,481 - will be sent to her room. - That's large. 104 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:41,817 At 12:00, a single rose will arrive. 105 00:03:41,901 --> 00:03:43,986 At 1:00, the hotel manager is gonna come, 106 00:03:44,069 --> 00:03:46,113 he's gonna tell her there's a problem with her room, 107 00:03:46,196 --> 00:03:47,948 he's gonna take her to another room. 108 00:03:48,032 --> 00:03:50,743 When she walks in that room, boom, it's filled with roses. 109 00:03:50,826 --> 00:03:52,953 - Damn, son. - It's a slightly worse room, 110 00:03:53,037 --> 00:03:54,496 but it's right near an ice machine. 111 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:56,916 I am proud of you. You're a real Big Boy Cupid. 112 00:03:56,999 --> 00:03:58,500 Big Boy Cupid… I like that. 113 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:00,419 - Say it again. - Big Boy Cupid! 114 00:04:00,502 --> 00:04:02,963 I didn't like it that much that time. 115 00:04:03,047 --> 00:04:05,127 Well, I'm very happy for you on your Valentine's Day. 116 00:04:05,174 --> 00:04:07,134 Doesn't really feel like Valentine's Day to me. 117 00:04:07,217 --> 00:04:10,554 Schmidt didn't get to plan our bone-iversary this year. 118 00:04:10,638 --> 00:04:12,282 If he is too busy to plan the bone-iversary, 119 00:04:12,306 --> 00:04:13,766 then you've got to do it. 120 00:04:13,849 --> 00:04:16,143 Okay. Sure, I guess I could step up my game. 121 00:04:16,227 --> 00:04:17,978 - Right? Good. - Right, yeah. 122 00:04:18,062 --> 00:04:19,355 Okay, I'll try it, I'll do it. 123 00:04:19,438 --> 00:04:20,856 That is some good advice. 124 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,024 Now my final bit of advice, 125 00:04:22,107 --> 00:04:24,151 and don't get sensitive on this, 126 00:04:24,235 --> 00:04:26,035 but you got to change that top. It's terrible. 127 00:04:26,111 --> 00:04:27,863 And you got to throw sparkles on. 128 00:04:27,947 --> 00:04:29,448 - I think… - Sparkles are in. 129 00:04:29,531 --> 00:04:30,574 I think my top is fine. 130 00:04:30,658 --> 00:04:32,058 - Sparkles are in! - There's a line. 131 00:04:32,117 --> 00:04:35,746 - You giving me fashion advice is the line. - Sparkles are in! 132 00:04:35,829 --> 00:04:37,665 Look, I know it's not much, 133 00:04:37,748 --> 00:04:38,916 but, um, you know, 134 00:04:38,999 --> 00:04:41,001 I just thought it would be nice to spend some 135 00:04:41,085 --> 00:04:43,212 koala-ty time together. 136 00:04:43,295 --> 00:04:44,797 - Ew. - G'day, mate. 137 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,440 - Oh, no. - What's a fit sheila like you 138 00:04:46,507 --> 00:04:48,217 doing with this sticky joey? 139 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:49,736 You were right. I said I didn't want 140 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,554 to do anything today, but this is pretty fun. 141 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:54,640 Even though you forgot the Parmesan cheese. 142 00:04:54,723 --> 00:04:56,159 Well, that's not what he would sound like. 143 00:04:56,183 --> 00:04:58,078 I mean, if you're gonna say it, you might as well 144 00:04:58,102 --> 00:04:59,142 say it the way he would… 145 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:04,400 I can't even joke be mad at you, because you're so perfect. 146 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:07,111 Well, you're the most ridiculous person I've ever met. 147 00:05:07,194 --> 00:05:08,612 But, you know, 148 00:05:08,696 --> 00:05:11,031 I honestly never get tired of you. 149 00:05:12,199 --> 00:05:13,993 Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, 150 00:05:14,076 --> 00:05:15,554 but I don't even care, I'm just gonna say it. 151 00:05:15,578 --> 00:05:17,079 Why don't we get married? 152 00:05:24,712 --> 00:05:27,631 Nah… 153 00:05:27,965 --> 00:05:29,592 You said no? 154 00:05:29,675 --> 00:05:31,594 I have a proposal plan, okay? 155 00:05:31,677 --> 00:05:33,304 A plan. You know what, and I would not be 156 00:05:33,387 --> 00:05:35,431 in this mess if it wasn't for you convincing me 157 00:05:35,514 --> 00:05:37,114 to do Valentine's Day in the first place! 158 00:05:37,182 --> 00:05:39,268 I'm sorry, I'm just… 159 00:05:39,351 --> 00:05:41,121 You know what, I'll just find her at work, okay? 160 00:05:41,145 --> 00:05:42,605 And I'll… I'll tell her yes then. 161 00:05:42,688 --> 00:05:44,231 I'm used to compromising my dreams. 162 00:05:44,315 --> 00:05:46,084 No, Winston, you deserve an amazing engagement. 163 00:05:46,108 --> 00:05:47,860 You're America's sweetheart, 164 00:05:47,943 --> 00:05:50,195 and you have to give Aly the proposal she deserves. 165 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:51,697 And you have to do it today, 166 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:53,300 'cause she's probably freaking out right now. 167 00:05:53,324 --> 00:05:54,742 It's a 21-step plan. 168 00:05:54,825 --> 00:05:56,452 I can't do it in one night. 169 00:05:56,535 --> 00:05:59,079 You can't, but we can. 170 00:05:59,163 --> 00:06:00,223 Jess, I can't make you do that. 171 00:06:00,247 --> 00:06:01,916 I mean, you had a whole day planned. 172 00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:04,293 I mean, it's a day I maintain was rooted in sadness. 173 00:06:04,376 --> 00:06:06,396 You say I'm sad one more time, and I'm gonna take you 174 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,756 to San Francisco, and we're gonna eat a little sourdough, 175 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,050 maybe a little crab, and then I'm gonna throw you 176 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:12,259 off the Golden Gate Bridge! 177 00:06:12,343 --> 00:06:14,178 - Do you understand? - Yes, ma'am. 178 00:06:14,261 --> 00:06:16,156 Now, you go tell that son of a bitch cat of yours 179 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:17,324 that he's gonna get a new mommy, 180 00:06:17,348 --> 00:06:19,108 - 'cause we're gonna propose tonight! - Okay. 181 00:06:23,229 --> 00:06:25,147 Okay, let's cut this 21-stage plan 182 00:06:25,231 --> 00:06:27,274 - down to the essentials. - Okay. 183 00:06:27,358 --> 00:06:29,044 Great binder, by the way. You get it at Captain Work? 184 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:30,212 - You know it. - Downtown or Third Street? 185 00:06:30,236 --> 00:06:32,363 - Downtown. - Good. Third Street's for idiots. 186 00:06:32,446 --> 00:06:33,798 I'm really loving your vibe right now. 187 00:06:33,822 --> 00:06:34,990 You're really taking control. 188 00:06:35,074 --> 00:06:37,701 Yeah. Uh, okay, Malibu cactus picnic. Did that. 189 00:06:37,785 --> 00:06:39,161 Erotic skywriting. That's a cut. 190 00:06:39,245 --> 00:06:40,996 Mmm. See, I'm not sure if you understood… 191 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,349 I know what erotic skywriting is. 192 00:06:42,373 --> 00:06:43,666 It's in the sky. 193 00:06:43,749 --> 00:06:45,435 Special performance by the LA Children's Choir? 194 00:06:45,459 --> 00:06:48,295 They're gonna come out all cute and small, singing "Alison." 195 00:06:48,379 --> 00:06:49,380 - We're cutting. - Huh? 196 00:06:49,463 --> 00:06:51,257 Okay, we can't get your ring in Atlanta. 197 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:53,592 It's the most affordable big city in America, so… 198 00:06:53,676 --> 00:06:56,095 Well, I have a local ring guy, so it's Cut-lanta. 199 00:06:56,178 --> 00:06:57,513 Operation Bobcat? 200 00:06:57,596 --> 00:07:00,015 - Let's call that "Operation Cut Cat." - No, no, no, no. 201 00:07:00,099 --> 00:07:01,892 Oh, I should have said "Bob Cut." 202 00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:03,227 Next time. 203 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:05,271 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Move your hand. 204 00:07:05,354 --> 00:07:08,315 Don't rip that. When Aly and I were first partners, we got 205 00:07:08,399 --> 00:07:12,236 called to break up a drug deal in a bus station bathroom. 206 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:14,321 When we got there, wasn't nobody in there. 207 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:16,365 Just a bobcat. 208 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:18,534 Like, a bobcat running around. 209 00:07:18,617 --> 00:07:21,245 I shrieked. Of course, I was afraid for my life. 210 00:07:21,328 --> 00:07:24,206 But Aly… She, she just laughed. 211 00:07:25,082 --> 00:07:27,334 Laughed and laughed and laughed. 212 00:07:27,418 --> 00:07:29,753 And, you know, it was that moment that made me realize 213 00:07:29,837 --> 00:07:32,339 I wanted to make her laugh for the rest of her life. 214 00:07:32,423 --> 00:07:35,259 And so, the plan 215 00:07:35,342 --> 00:07:38,178 was to recreate that moment. 216 00:07:38,262 --> 00:07:40,180 So… 217 00:07:44,018 --> 00:07:46,979 You already have a bobcat costume, don't you? 218 00:07:47,062 --> 00:07:48,355 I'm an oddball romantic. 219 00:07:48,439 --> 00:07:50,941 You bought a bobcat costume before you got a ring? 220 00:07:52,276 --> 00:07:54,528 You really toe the line between sweetness and insanity. 221 00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:56,155 That's the whole thing. 222 00:07:56,238 --> 00:07:57,698 I already e-mailed you the reports, 223 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,618 but I know you love hard copies, and I love that about you. 224 00:08:00,701 --> 00:08:02,661 - Why? - Why? 225 00:08:03,829 --> 00:08:05,122 All right. 226 00:08:05,205 --> 00:08:06,624 Happy bone-iver… 227 00:08:08,334 --> 00:08:10,437 So, actually, I'm going to, uh, double-check those hard copies, 228 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:12,647 and I'm gonna bring them to you, 'cause I want to make sure 229 00:08:12,671 --> 00:08:14,351 that they're ready for your brilliant eyes. 230 00:08:20,554 --> 00:08:22,264 Cece, what the hell are you doing in here? 231 00:08:22,348 --> 00:08:24,350 Surprise! 232 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:27,019 Cece, I love where your head's at. 233 00:08:27,102 --> 00:08:28,229 Mmm-hmm. 234 00:08:28,312 --> 00:08:30,231 And I love where your body is at even more, 235 00:08:30,314 --> 00:08:31,565 but I… I can't. 236 00:08:31,649 --> 00:08:34,193 What if I told you that I have the Star of David 237 00:08:34,276 --> 00:08:37,071 hidden somewhere on my body, 238 00:08:37,154 --> 00:08:39,073 - and you have to find it? - Okay. Okay. 239 00:08:39,156 --> 00:08:40,658 All right, let's do it. 240 00:08:40,741 --> 00:08:41,968 But we got to do it really quick. 241 00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:44,304 I'm gonna stay dressed and just poke out like a cuckoo clock. 242 00:08:44,328 --> 00:08:46,247 Not here. 243 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:47,831 I got a whole thing planned. 244 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:50,876 Happy bone-iversary. 245 00:08:52,044 --> 00:08:54,463 Who would have thought the first moment 246 00:08:54,546 --> 00:08:56,316 that we ever were intimate with each other, you know? 247 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:58,652 Honey, we're on the clock here, and it's getting very cold, 248 00:08:58,676 --> 00:09:00,427 so why don't we get this car started. 249 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:06,225 - Oh! - No, no, no! 250 00:09:06,308 --> 00:09:07,702 - Oh! What? - My executive ensemble! 251 00:09:07,726 --> 00:09:08,769 No, no, no! 252 00:09:10,479 --> 00:09:12,648 Thank you for coming, Trevlo. 253 00:09:12,731 --> 00:09:14,358 Hey, got to sell these rings. 254 00:09:14,441 --> 00:09:17,069 Driving towards success. We blessed. 255 00:09:17,152 --> 00:09:18,946 You're always so positive, Trevlo. 256 00:09:19,029 --> 00:09:21,407 Got to stay positive. Stay blessed. 257 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:23,158 - Stay blessed. - Yeah, blessings. 258 00:09:23,242 --> 00:09:25,035 Blessings raining down on you. 259 00:09:25,119 --> 00:09:28,330 Oh. I think, we got one, Trevlo! 260 00:09:28,956 --> 00:09:30,457 $12,000? 261 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:32,835 - You out of your damn mind, man? - No, no, no. 262 00:09:32,918 --> 00:09:34,729 - You got to work with me, Trevlo. - Can't do it, baby. 263 00:09:34,753 --> 00:09:36,022 Come on, Jess, you told me this dude was your friend. 264 00:09:36,046 --> 00:09:37,524 Friend is a stretch. I rear-ended him 265 00:09:37,548 --> 00:09:39,188 in a drive-thru, and he gave me his card. 266 00:09:39,216 --> 00:09:40,301 Blessings. 267 00:09:40,384 --> 00:09:41,635 - What? - What? 268 00:09:41,719 --> 00:09:43,154 What the hell you do to my fade, Jess? 269 00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:44,597 I said a soft blend! Soft! 270 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,825 I think it looks great, baby. It's all your perception. 271 00:09:46,849 --> 00:09:47,993 I look like if LeBron James turned around. 272 00:09:48,017 --> 00:09:49,018 Calm down. 273 00:09:49,101 --> 00:09:50,537 Look, I'm trying to stay calm, Jess, 274 00:09:50,561 --> 00:09:53,147 but I'm trying to fit a 21-step plan into three hours. 275 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:54,231 Stay blessed. 276 00:09:54,315 --> 00:09:55,542 I'm gonna shove one of those blessings right up… 277 00:09:55,566 --> 00:09:57,651 Trevlo! I thought that was you! 278 00:09:57,735 --> 00:09:59,528 Wow, look at you. Looking trim. 279 00:09:59,612 --> 00:10:01,322 Been counting my steps, baby. 280 00:10:01,405 --> 00:10:03,550 - You know Trevlo, too? - I was in the car when Jess hit him. 281 00:10:03,574 --> 00:10:04,783 - Stay blessed. - Stay blessed. 282 00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:06,386 - Stay blessed. - Everybody stay blessed. 283 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,495 - Stay blessed. - Anyway, Schmidt's having 284 00:10:08,579 --> 00:10:10,080 a Valentine's Day emergency, 285 00:10:10,164 --> 00:10:12,082 and he called on Big Boy Cupid for help. 286 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:14,668 Cece's been calling me Big Boy Cupid 287 00:10:14,752 --> 00:10:16,128 because I'm super romantic now. 288 00:10:16,211 --> 00:10:17,880 What can I say? I'm in love. 289 00:10:19,214 --> 00:10:21,508 Nick, you in love? Tell me about her. 290 00:10:21,592 --> 00:10:23,510 Is she positive? 291 00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:25,387 She is not positive, but I can't wait to see 292 00:10:25,471 --> 00:10:26,781 what she got me for Valentine's Day. 293 00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:28,349 You know what? 294 00:10:28,432 --> 00:10:30,476 Can't do it. The proposal is off. 295 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:32,436 - What? - I feel like I'm being a bad friend 296 00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:34,039 - by putting you in this spot. - What spot? 297 00:10:34,063 --> 00:10:36,565 Jess, I saw your face when Nick said he was in love. 298 00:10:36,649 --> 00:10:38,567 - Didn't have a face. - Yeah, you're sad. 299 00:10:38,651 --> 00:10:41,487 I'm not sad. Please, everyone, stop telling me I'm sad! 300 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,048 A proposal is the last thing that you should be doing. 301 00:10:43,072 --> 00:10:44,615 I'm calling it. Come on! 302 00:10:44,698 --> 00:10:46,927 We don't have a ring, we're rushing through all the steps. 303 00:10:46,951 --> 00:10:47,952 It's better this way. 304 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:49,578 I'll come up with a plan B, 305 00:10:49,662 --> 00:10:51,455 I'll make it up to her for Valentine's Day. 306 00:10:51,538 --> 00:10:52,599 You got to take care of yourself. 307 00:10:52,623 --> 00:10:53,791 I feel very, very happy. 308 00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:55,542 Stay home, relax. 309 00:10:55,626 --> 00:10:57,544 Have your meal with your private chef, 310 00:10:57,628 --> 00:10:59,797 and more than anything… 311 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,965 Stay blessed. 312 00:11:01,048 --> 00:11:02,466 Don't tell me to stay blessed. 313 00:11:02,549 --> 00:11:03,717 You stay blessed! 314 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:05,386 Stay blessed! 315 00:11:10,432 --> 00:11:11,910 - You know, it's still our bone-iversary. - I'm too stressed. 316 00:11:11,934 --> 00:11:13,435 Sex right now would be like 317 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,521 picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry. 318 00:11:16,522 --> 00:11:17,565 - Nick. Nick! - What? 319 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:20,859 - Nick! Finally. - Nick! 320 00:11:20,943 --> 00:11:22,254 I couldn't see you. This thing was blocking me. 321 00:11:22,278 --> 00:11:23,672 Loretta's probably running the company by now. 322 00:11:23,696 --> 00:11:25,072 - Get over here! - Sorry I'm late. 323 00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:26,716 There was a TV crew by the Staples Center, so I had to 324 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,510 jump around behind the guy to get on TV, but the good news, 325 00:11:28,534 --> 00:11:30,095 I got on TV, so I think I'm gonna be on the news. 326 00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:31,453 - Great. - What do you got? 327 00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:33,473 Here, I got this for you, man. You got some pants. 328 00:11:33,497 --> 00:11:36,000 - Got a suit jacket. - You brought that suit? 329 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:39,211 It's a 62 short. I wore that to college graduation. 330 00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:40,421 It was in your closet! 331 00:11:40,879 --> 00:11:42,631 As motivation! 332 00:11:42,715 --> 00:11:44,395 Here you go, Cece. It's a beautiful dress. 333 00:11:44,425 --> 00:11:45,426 My wedding dress? 334 00:11:45,509 --> 00:11:47,445 Ah, it's your wedding dress? I knew it looked familiar. 335 00:11:47,469 --> 00:11:49,364 - 'Cause you were at the wedding! - You're a buffoon idiot. 336 00:11:49,388 --> 00:11:51,432 Oh, my God, it's Kim. It's Kim. It's Kim. Shh. 337 00:11:51,515 --> 00:11:52,600 Shh, shh. 338 00:11:57,104 --> 00:11:59,899 This is the start of a very long cry. 339 00:11:59,982 --> 00:12:02,693 As a bartender, you really get to know the human cry. 340 00:12:06,739 --> 00:12:08,908 So what else is going on with you guys? 341 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:25,883 So is it just you? 342 00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:27,843 Yup. 343 00:12:27,927 --> 00:12:30,512 You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else 344 00:12:30,596 --> 00:12:32,473 - to experience my food? - No. 345 00:12:32,556 --> 00:12:34,350 Just me. Just my day. 346 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:37,102 Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night? 347 00:12:37,186 --> 00:12:39,480 Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! 348 00:12:40,773 --> 00:12:42,691 I'm having just a great time. 349 00:12:42,775 --> 00:12:43,817 Liar! 350 00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:45,027 Sorry. 351 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:46,570 Bad habit. 352 00:12:46,695 --> 00:12:47,797 Just bring me the scallops, please. 353 00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:49,156 Impatient. 354 00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:52,493 Mmm. Delicious. 355 00:12:55,329 --> 00:12:57,706 Scallops. 356 00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:58,916 Aren't, 357 00:12:58,999 --> 00:13:00,501 for liars. 358 00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:03,504 - Why are you sad? - I'm not sad. 359 00:13:03,587 --> 00:13:05,631 - Then what are you? - I'm mad! 360 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:07,091 There it is. 361 00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:10,386 I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. 362 00:13:10,469 --> 00:13:12,054 Where does all this effort come from? 363 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:15,474 Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card. 364 00:13:15,558 --> 00:13:18,185 This bread is incredible. You taste the crust? 365 00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:20,429 It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? 366 00:13:20,479 --> 00:13:22,064 The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. 367 00:13:22,147 --> 00:13:24,567 I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it. 368 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,485 Then bloody do something about it! 369 00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:30,698 Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder, I'm not required to clean up. 370 00:13:30,781 --> 00:13:32,676 Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me! 371 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,535 Then don't let him. 372 00:13:34,618 --> 00:13:36,579 Hey, Jess, what's up? 373 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:38,163 Winston, I'm not sad. I'm mad! 374 00:13:38,247 --> 00:13:39,331 Bloody brilliant. 375 00:13:39,415 --> 00:13:40,583 Okay. Cool. 376 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:42,209 Thanks for the call. 377 00:13:42,293 --> 00:13:44,336 I'm not letting you throw away your dreams, okay? 378 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,147 You're proposing in that bus station bathroom, 379 00:13:46,171 --> 00:13:47,798 and I am going to help you. 380 00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:49,341 I'll meet you there in one hour, 381 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:51,135 and I'm bringing the bobcat suit. 382 00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:52,720 Bobcat suit? 383 00:13:52,803 --> 00:13:56,348 Thank God, because my plan B was weak! 384 00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:11,322 I'm the man. 385 00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:12,883 Okay, she's not looking. Come on, let's go. 386 00:14:12,907 --> 00:14:14,217 - We can go now, we can go. - No, don't move. 387 00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:15,701 If we move, we… I'm… I'm fired. 388 00:14:15,784 --> 00:14:17,137 She's not gonna get off this roof. 389 00:14:17,161 --> 00:14:18,722 - I know how to handle this. - Are you out of your mind? 390 00:14:18,746 --> 00:14:20,849 You're just gonna materialize out of thin air on a rooftop? 391 00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:22,100 Easy. I work here. I'm a window washer, 392 00:14:22,124 --> 00:14:23,667 and I finally got to the top floor. 393 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,145 You don't like that one? How about this one? 394 00:14:25,169 --> 00:14:26,688 I'm a traffic guy, and I fell out of the news chopper. 395 00:14:26,712 --> 00:14:28,857 - What are you talking about? - All these work perfectly. 396 00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:30,275 I'll just pick my favorite on the way over. 397 00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:31,634 Sit down, you nincompoop. 398 00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:33,385 This is completely my fault. 399 00:14:33,469 --> 00:14:35,971 I just really wanted to do something big for you, 400 00:14:36,055 --> 00:14:38,641 because you do so many romantic things for me. 401 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,267 And I just wanted to find 402 00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:44,605 some way to show you how much I love you. 403 00:14:44,688 --> 00:14:48,776 Instead, all I did was mess up your job. 404 00:14:50,486 --> 00:14:51,612 Cece. 405 00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:52,821 I'm sorry. 406 00:14:52,905 --> 00:14:58,244 You mean more to me than any job ever will. 407 00:15:01,455 --> 00:15:02,873 Screw it. 408 00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:03,958 Screw what? What? 409 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,087 I love Cece! 410 00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:11,173 Oh, well, then I love Schmidt! 411 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:13,759 I love him. 412 00:15:13,842 --> 00:15:15,427 - Love you. - Love you. 413 00:15:15,511 --> 00:15:17,721 Well, this is a productive use of time. 414 00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:19,807 What the hell is going on, Schmidt? 415 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:22,601 And what is that guy doing? 416 00:15:22,685 --> 00:15:24,853 I'm a chimney sweep. All these are clogged. 417 00:15:24,937 --> 00:15:26,772 - A chim… - Clogged, clogged, clogged. 418 00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:29,709 Are you crying? That's the question. Are you crying? 419 00:15:29,733 --> 00:15:31,694 I just met my birth mother. 420 00:15:31,777 --> 00:15:34,613 I don't have to explain myself to a chimney sweep. 421 00:15:34,697 --> 00:15:37,283 Schmidt, why are you dressed like a Little Rascal? 422 00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,827 The truth is it's… 423 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:40,995 It's our bone-iversary. 424 00:15:42,204 --> 00:15:45,040 Kim, this job means so much to me, 425 00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,334 but… 426 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:48,711 She means a lot more. 427 00:15:48,794 --> 00:15:49,920 So… 428 00:15:50,004 --> 00:15:51,422 If this costs me the promotion, 429 00:15:51,505 --> 00:15:54,133 then I can live with that. 430 00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:56,903 You know, this is the first conversation we've ever had 431 00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:59,430 where you weren't lying to me. 432 00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:00,890 It's nice. 433 00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:03,017 I'm not flaming with rage. 434 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,852 And by the way, 435 00:16:04,935 --> 00:16:06,896 I've noticed you're working your ass off. 436 00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:08,939 Now get back to work. 437 00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:11,066 Cece, your décolletage looks beautiful. 438 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:13,152 Thank you. 439 00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:17,698 Okay. Yeah. 440 00:16:17,781 --> 00:16:19,241 It cleans up pretty nice. 441 00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:20,701 And this ring is perfect. 442 00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:22,912 How did you get Trevlo to come down on the price? 443 00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:24,139 I don't think it's a legitimate business, 444 00:16:24,163 --> 00:16:25,497 and that's the real answer. 445 00:16:25,581 --> 00:16:27,333 Anyway, I got it done. 446 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,919 Okay. I called the station, they're sending Aly down 447 00:16:30,002 --> 00:16:31,754 - on a public disturbance call. - Nice. 448 00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:33,714 I'm nervous, but, you know, 449 00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,674 I'm really glad we are doing this, you know. 450 00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:37,235 If I didn't propose in a public bathroom 451 00:16:37,259 --> 00:16:38,886 while wearing a bobcat costume, 452 00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:40,930 I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. 453 00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:42,765 Oh, here she comes. 454 00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,266 - Uh, put your head on. - Okay. 455 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:45,851 Oh, nice touch. 456 00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:49,605 Police! You have five seconds to pull your pants up. 457 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,608 Your bus is leaving. 458 00:16:54,026 --> 00:16:55,778 Come on, man. I'm having a really bad day. 459 00:17:00,074 --> 00:17:01,617 Ah, that's a concussion. 460 00:17:06,622 --> 00:17:08,874 - Just a little bump, right? - What is going on? 461 00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,336 Happy Valentine's Day. 462 00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:13,754 What? 463 00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:15,815 - Jess, why did you decorate a bathroom? - Oh, boy. 464 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,591 Why is Winston dressed like a tiger? 465 00:17:17,675 --> 00:17:18,818 He's dressed as a bobcat, but… 466 00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:20,042 I got something I want to say. 467 00:17:22,054 --> 00:17:25,349 When my head hit the wall, it knocked my eyes out of focus. 468 00:17:25,432 --> 00:17:26,992 So I'm gonna need you to read it for me. 469 00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:28,578 - Oh, my God. Okay. - I'm still a little woozy. 470 00:17:28,602 --> 00:17:29,937 Um, Aly, um, 471 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,564 look at Winston, but listen to me. 472 00:17:31,647 --> 00:17:32,898 Um, fellas! 473 00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:35,734 Alison… 474 00:17:35,818 --> 00:17:37,629 - What the hell? - Winston wanted a kids' choir, 475 00:17:37,653 --> 00:17:40,322 but this is all we could get on such short notice. 476 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,157 They're called Protect and Swerve. 477 00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:45,494 Oh, Alison. 478 00:17:46,662 --> 00:17:48,914 My aim is true… 479 00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:51,375 "Aly, I'm in love with you." 480 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:55,004 "I love your face, your mind and your butt." 481 00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:56,505 Good opening, good opening. 482 00:17:56,589 --> 00:17:57,590 "As a young black man," 483 00:17:57,673 --> 00:17:59,216 "I never thought I'd feel safe" 484 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,593 "with a police officer." 485 00:18:00,676 --> 00:18:03,012 "When I met you, I threw away all my shoes," 486 00:18:03,095 --> 00:18:05,973 "'cause they made me feel like I was walking on air." 487 00:18:06,056 --> 00:18:08,976 I'm not gonna get too sentimental. 488 00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:12,021 Like those other sticky Valentines. 489 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,939 Ooh-ooh… 490 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,025 "You're the most amazing woman I've ever met," 491 00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,610 "and I have something to ask you." 492 00:18:17,693 --> 00:18:20,362 "But first, I'm gonna describe in vivid detail" 493 00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:21,989 "our first sexual encounter." 494 00:18:22,072 --> 00:18:23,872 - Oh, don't do that. - Okay, I'm not, I'm not, 495 00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:25,427 - I'm not gonna read… - You know what we did. 496 00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:26,869 Yeah. It's very long. 497 00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:29,413 Here we go, okay. 498 00:18:29,496 --> 00:18:32,207 Um, "I have a complicated relationship with God." No. 499 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,459 Okay. 500 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,461 Here we go, okay. Um… 501 00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:39,840 "I don't think anyone on Earth" 502 00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:42,051 "gets to feel as proud" 503 00:18:42,134 --> 00:18:45,512 "as I do just to call you my partner." 504 00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:49,391 That really got me. 505 00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:53,229 "And now I want to ask you" 506 00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:55,064 "to be my partner for the rest of my life." 507 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:56,958 You want to what… You want… Now you want to what? 508 00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:58,651 I'm not sad! These are happy tears. 509 00:18:58,734 --> 00:18:59,860 Jess, I got this. 510 00:18:59,944 --> 00:19:01,704 What was that last… Wh… What did she say? 511 00:19:06,116 --> 00:19:08,077 Aly, 512 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,079 the only reason I said no earlier 513 00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:13,540 is because I needed to show you how much I wanted to say yes. 514 00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:18,420 I want you to be my partner for the rest of my life. 515 00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:22,049 Oh, Alison… 516 00:19:22,132 --> 00:19:23,926 Officer Nelson 517 00:19:27,846 --> 00:19:29,431 will you marry me? 518 00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:32,643 Of course I will, Officer Bishop. 519 00:19:32,726 --> 00:19:35,437 My aim is true… 520 00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:39,942 Come here. 521 00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:55,291 What are we doing in here? 522 00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:57,918 Well, I thought you'd like to see your husband's new office. 523 00:19:59,169 --> 00:20:00,689 I got the promotion. She just told me. 524 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,093 Look at this place! 525 00:20:06,176 --> 00:20:08,095 You've got a wet bar, you've got a thermostat. 526 00:20:08,178 --> 00:20:11,473 And tickets to something called the Clippers. 527 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:12,558 You wanted to see me? 528 00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:16,103 Actually, Loretta, I wanted you to see me 529 00:20:16,186 --> 00:20:17,980 in my new office. 530 00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:20,107 That'll be all. Thank you so much. 531 00:20:28,657 --> 00:20:30,097 All right, Loretta, get out of here. 532 00:20:32,202 --> 00:20:33,203 Happy anniversary. 533 00:20:33,287 --> 00:20:34,663 Happy anniversary. 534 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:40,961 Hey. You got to come out here. 535 00:20:41,045 --> 00:20:43,756 Winston's letting everyone try on the bobcat costume. 536 00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:45,507 Oh. I'll be, I'll be right out. 537 00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:48,177 Uh, my Valentine's Day gift from Reagan finally came. 538 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,261 - That's nice. - Yeah. 539 00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:51,305 She got me a necklace. 540 00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:53,182 Did you want a necklace? 541 00:20:53,265 --> 00:20:55,142 No. Not really. 542 00:20:55,226 --> 00:20:57,311 I don't know if I'm a necklace guy. 543 00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:59,146 Well, some guys call it a chain. 544 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:00,564 - A chain? - Yeah. 545 00:21:00,648 --> 00:21:03,025 I call a chain the thing you put on tires in the snow. 546 00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:04,568 - Oh. - I got to say, 547 00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:06,132 I don't know what I expected from her, 548 00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:08,072 but it's definitely not this. 549 00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:10,366 I'm sorry, Nick. If it makes you feel any better, 550 00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:12,201 I spent the day cleaning blood off of 551 00:21:12,284 --> 00:21:13,786 a wall in a bus station bathroom. 552 00:21:13,869 --> 00:21:17,039 Well, Happy Valentine's Day, Jess. 553 00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:21,043 Happy Valentine's Day, Miller. 554 00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:23,796 To the happy couple. 555 00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:25,464 Cheers. 556 00:21:26,382 --> 00:21:27,383 Oh. 557 00:21:27,466 --> 00:21:29,260 - Come on. - Oh, he's still concussed. 558 00:21:29,343 --> 00:21:30,344 Oh. 559 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:31,845 Mmm, to a beautiful engagement 560 00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:33,556 you probably won't remember. 561 00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:34,848 - Cheers. - Cheers. 562 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,850 You haven't tasted a drop. 563 00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,574 It won't go in. Then stop doing it!