1 00:00:08,966 --> 00:00:11,919 This one I call "the writer's journey." 2 00:00:12,810 --> 00:00:14,878 - Stuck between two thoughts. - Mm-hmm. 3 00:00:14,946 --> 00:00:16,780 Lifelike. Wow. 4 00:00:16,847 --> 00:00:18,215 - What the...? - I'm sorry about that. 5 00:00:18,282 --> 00:00:20,884 - Cooper's my social media director. - Open your mouth. 6 00:00:20,952 --> 00:00:23,553 - You're the boss. - Nice. 7 00:00:23,621 --> 00:00:26,756 - What magazine is this again? - Teen BeTween the Lines. 8 00:00:26,824 --> 00:00:27,924 - Ma'am, you're in the shot. - Ma'am, you're in the shot. 9 00:00:27,992 --> 00:00:29,960 - Oh, I'm... Okay. - Still in the shot. 10 00:00:30,027 --> 00:00:31,795 - You're in the shot. In the shot. - So... Oh. 11 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:34,431 - Really? I guess this is on me. - Good. 12 00:00:34,498 --> 00:00:36,733 - I could've gone left or right. - Guys, let's take five. 13 00:00:36,801 --> 00:00:40,270 Or as Pepperwood would always say, "Keep your knife dry." 14 00:00:45,042 --> 00:00:47,077 Oof. I've got to go meet with my editor. 15 00:00:47,144 --> 00:00:48,945 We're gonna talk about the latest Pepperwood. 16 00:00:49,013 --> 00:00:51,581 Oh, the one you wrote in Europe? He's gonna love it. 17 00:00:51,649 --> 00:00:53,416 Way more than the last book he published, 18 00:00:53,484 --> 00:00:55,585 Dede, the Girl with A.D.D. 19 00:00:55,653 --> 00:00:57,621 That wouldn't even keep my attention. 20 00:00:57,688 --> 00:00:59,923 - Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. Burn. - Burn. 21 00:00:59,991 --> 00:01:02,259 You got a lot of edge this morning, sister. 22 00:01:02,326 --> 00:01:03,994 Damn right I do. I'm a working girl now. 23 00:01:04,061 --> 00:01:05,595 Russell and I are building libraries. 24 00:01:05,663 --> 00:01:07,264 He's got me rolling up my sleeves 25 00:01:07,331 --> 00:01:08,832 to make it happen. 26 00:01:08,899 --> 00:01:10,934 Hi, this is Jessica Day from the Schiller Fund. 27 00:01:11,002 --> 00:01:13,770 I'm just calling to make sure this is still the number 28 00:01:13,838 --> 00:01:15,805 for a Mr. Marvin Linklever. 29 00:01:15,873 --> 00:01:17,307 It is? I'll put a check by your name. 30 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:18,341 When you're done with the "L" s, 31 00:01:18,409 --> 00:01:19,943 this is the first batch of "M" s. 32 00:01:20,011 --> 00:01:22,145 Sounds like a lot of busywork. You cool with that? 33 00:01:22,213 --> 00:01:24,890 I'm leaning toward no. 34 00:01:24,937 --> 00:01:26,957 I'm listening. 35 00:01:27,018 --> 00:01:29,953 But at least I have time to have lunch with my girl Cece. 36 00:01:30,021 --> 00:01:32,022 We're celebrating me getting this... 37 00:01:32,089 --> 00:01:34,124 - glamorous new job. - Oh, hell yeah. 38 00:01:34,191 --> 00:01:35,859 Hey, what's up, guys? What are you doing here? 39 00:01:35,926 --> 00:01:37,327 Check this out. Look what I found. 40 00:01:37,395 --> 00:01:39,029 Three Men and a Little Box Set. 41 00:01:39,096 --> 00:01:40,797 The lady and the baby. 42 00:01:40,865 --> 00:01:42,499 - I got to watch this. - Winston. 43 00:01:42,566 --> 00:01:44,167 - Hmm? - How long have you been here? 44 00:01:44,235 --> 00:01:45,969 Not long, like, three, four, five hours. 45 00:01:46,037 --> 00:01:47,801 - Something like that. - You don't live here, man. 46 00:01:47,848 --> 00:01:48,965 I'm doing a slow move. 47 00:01:48,989 --> 00:01:50,607 Oh. Mm. Duty calls. 48 00:01:50,608 --> 00:01:52,976 It's Russell. My boss. 49 00:01:53,044 --> 00:01:56,646 Hey, Russell, what's up? What you got? Oh, big meeting today. 50 00:01:56,714 --> 00:01:59,049 Yeah, I'll, um... I'll get some parking cones. 51 00:01:59,116 --> 00:02:00,550 - Ma'am, you're in the shot. - I am? 52 00:02:00,618 --> 00:02:01,985 Yeah, still in the shot. Still. Still. 53 00:02:02,053 --> 00:02:03,853 In the shot, in the shot, in the shot, in the shot, 54 00:02:03,921 --> 00:02:05,255 - in the shot... - Hold on, Russell, 55 00:02:05,323 --> 00:02:06,656 I just have to crawl out of my apartment. 56 00:02:06,724 --> 00:02:08,325 In the shot, in the shot, in the shot, 57 00:02:08,392 --> 00:02:09,859 in the shot, in the shot, in the shot, in the shot, 58 00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:11,194 in the shot, in the shot, in the shot, in the... 59 00:02:11,262 --> 00:02:14,408 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:14,486 --> 00:02:16,032 Cece, I was up all night 61 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:18,101 trying to put Ruth to sleep. I'm losing my mind. 62 00:02:18,169 --> 00:02:20,770 I feel like I'm in the third act of a Darren Aronofsky film. 63 00:02:20,838 --> 00:02:23,907 - Cheers, Daddy! - Yeah, tell me about it. I'm wiped, too. 64 00:02:23,974 --> 00:02:26,309 I think I put on your underwear this morning. 65 00:02:26,377 --> 00:02:28,144 If I'm being totally honest, I wore your underpants once 66 00:02:28,212 --> 00:02:29,379 to a yoga class. 67 00:02:29,423 --> 00:02:31,090 Ruth, do you want to go to sleep? 68 00:02:31,115 --> 00:02:32,150 No way. 69 00:02:32,175 --> 00:02:34,800 If you do, I'll write you a check for $6,000. 70 00:02:34,831 --> 00:02:36,589 Checks! Checks! Yay, checks! 71 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:37,871 - That didn't quite go as planned. - Yay! 72 00:02:37,895 --> 00:02:39,738 You know what, all I actually have to do 73 00:02:39,762 --> 00:02:40,957 is get to this lunch with Jess. 74 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:43,874 - Which is gonna be really fun. - Let's play patty-cake. 75 00:02:43,905 --> 00:02:45,895 Sorry to talk about a fun lunch while you're at home. 76 00:02:45,963 --> 00:02:48,898 No, look, we have a kid now. 77 00:02:48,966 --> 00:02:50,567 One of us should be enjoying our lives. 78 00:02:50,634 --> 00:02:53,053 Yeah, you're right. We should enjoy our lives. 79 00:02:53,108 --> 00:02:55,572 Go to your adult lunch. Eat, drink, 80 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,741 and come home and tell me of the world out there. 81 00:02:57,808 --> 00:02:59,909 Remember me to the people. 82 00:02:59,977 --> 00:03:01,277 Cece, 83 00:03:01,345 --> 00:03:03,213 I-I love you. 84 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,081 C-Cece? Hello? 85 00:03:05,149 --> 00:03:08,218 - Play patty-cake. - I'm trying. 86 00:03:08,285 --> 00:03:11,788 Nick... I don't know where to begin. 87 00:03:11,856 --> 00:03:15,725 I know. Pepperwood's growing up. He's becoming... transcendent. 88 00:03:15,793 --> 00:03:18,061 Unbearable. What is this fluff? 89 00:03:18,129 --> 00:03:19,963 You've got two chapters of Pepperwood and Jessica Night 90 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:21,598 in bed eating croissants. 91 00:03:21,665 --> 00:03:23,967 They chase a feather down a cobblestone street? 92 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,813 He fell in love, Merle. 93 00:03:25,837 --> 00:03:27,003 And then he was reborn. 94 00:03:27,004 --> 00:03:29,072 And it's sweet when you think about it like that. 95 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:32,442 Okay, I've seen this a million times. Your life has changed, 96 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,077 and now you've lost his voice. 97 00:03:34,145 --> 00:03:35,779 I can't publish this. 98 00:03:35,846 --> 00:03:37,747 What? 99 00:03:37,815 --> 00:03:39,582 What are you saying? Pepperwood's over? 100 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:40,765 Maybe it's run its course. 101 00:03:40,789 --> 00:03:42,461 Maybe it's time to move on to something new. 102 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,822 - You have other ideas, right? - Oh, yeah, a ton of 'em. 103 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:47,424 - Okay. All right. - So many. 104 00:03:47,491 --> 00:03:50,260 - Great. - In my computer drawer at home. 105 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:51,494 Well, why don't you come in tomorrow, 106 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:52,829 pitch me your best three, 107 00:03:52,897 --> 00:03:54,097 and we'll see what we got. 108 00:03:54,165 --> 00:03:57,167 No. I want to pitch you my best ten. 109 00:03:58,235 --> 00:03:59,302 I'm gonna pitch you three. 110 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:01,004 Let's make it three. That seems... 111 00:04:01,071 --> 00:04:03,473 Hey, girl! Hey, girl! 112 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:06,176 - I love that we are doing this. - So good to see you! 113 00:04:06,243 --> 00:04:08,411 - Celebrating your new job. - Two hardworking ladies. 114 00:04:14,018 --> 00:04:15,351 Let's sit down. I'm beat. 115 00:04:15,419 --> 00:04:17,854 Ruth was up all night. 116 00:04:17,922 --> 00:04:19,789 Hey, excuse me, young man, could we get two glasses 117 00:04:19,857 --> 00:04:21,491 - of Chardonnay? - Chardonnay! 118 00:04:21,559 --> 00:04:23,793 - And a pot of coffee. - We are doing this. 119 00:04:23,861 --> 00:04:26,897 We are doing it! So, Ruth is pretty tough, 120 00:04:26,952 --> 00:04:28,265 but even if she's not sleeping, 121 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:30,967 at least she's not still potty training. 122 00:04:31,035 --> 00:04:32,802 Ooh...! 123 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,604 - What, baby? - It's happening. 124 00:04:34,672 --> 00:04:37,507 Okay. Here we go. Here we go. 125 00:04:37,575 --> 00:04:39,642 - Occupied! - Why is Daddy still in the bathroom? 126 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:42,512 I don't know, honey. This'll do. This is great. 127 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:45,348 Okay, and... 128 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:48,651 That was a close one. 129 00:04:48,719 --> 00:04:51,621 Honestly, I'm just craving some adult time. 130 00:04:51,689 --> 00:04:53,823 Oh. You're quick with it. I like that. 131 00:04:53,891 --> 00:04:56,326 Yeah. We're here to celebrate you. 132 00:04:56,393 --> 00:04:58,528 So, tell me about the job. 133 00:04:58,596 --> 00:05:01,197 You know, it's great. It's, um, you know, a big office. 134 00:05:01,265 --> 00:05:03,833 Fueling fires. Making a difference. 135 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:06,086 Make that money. I love that. 136 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:07,742 Mm. 137 00:05:11,575 --> 00:05:12,876 Okay. 138 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:16,179 Mmm. Honestly, I'm probably gonna quit after lunch. 139 00:05:16,247 --> 00:05:18,648 - What? - Cool if we call this your treat? 140 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:22,351 Right. Heroin's in the diaper pail, 141 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:23,932 baby wipes are in the cabinet. 142 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:26,033 Oh, man, she's so lucky to have three dads. 143 00:05:26,104 --> 00:05:28,406 Hey, have you seen this? 144 00:05:28,473 --> 00:05:31,575 - Come on, man. - These three goofballs just hid heroin 145 00:05:31,643 --> 00:05:33,911 in the baby's diaper disposal. 146 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:36,814 - What a ride! - Winston, why are you still here? 147 00:05:36,882 --> 00:05:38,075 - Shh! Shh! - To have fun. 148 00:05:38,099 --> 00:05:39,116 Why are you here? 149 00:05:39,141 --> 00:05:41,443 Keep it down. Ruth is napping. 150 00:05:41,486 --> 00:05:42,887 In my bed? You put that kid to sleep in... 151 00:05:42,954 --> 00:05:44,288 Yes, and I changed the sheets. 152 00:05:44,356 --> 00:05:47,658 It's very clear to me what side of the bed you sleep on. 153 00:05:47,726 --> 00:05:49,960 - Busted. - Ruth hasn't slept in 24 hours, 154 00:05:50,028 --> 00:05:52,263 so I drove her around in my car. She told me she had to pee, 155 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:53,297 so I brought her here. 156 00:05:53,365 --> 00:05:55,266 She nodded off on the toilet. 157 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:56,500 It was very cute. 158 00:05:56,568 --> 00:05:58,736 Honestly, it reminded me of you. 159 00:05:58,804 --> 00:06:00,471 - That's great... - I took 70 pictures. 160 00:06:00,539 --> 00:06:01,772 - But that's... - Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 161 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,474 Are you guys seeing this? 162 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:05,276 I just thought of it just now. 163 00:06:05,343 --> 00:06:08,279 Three Men and a Little Lady. One, two, three. 164 00:06:08,346 --> 00:06:09,947 We should do this movie with Ruth. 165 00:06:10,015 --> 00:06:12,683 Winston, you cannot do a movie. 166 00:06:12,751 --> 00:06:15,619 What is that goon Guttenberg painting on the walls? 167 00:06:15,687 --> 00:06:17,621 Words sound weird to me when I'm this tired. 168 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:20,458 That ever happen to you? Like, Gu-Guttenberg. 169 00:06:20,525 --> 00:06:21,792 Gu... 170 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,794 - Gu... - Gu... 171 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,963 - Enough, guys! - Gu'enberg. 172 00:06:26,031 --> 00:06:28,466 Merle hated my last draft. He said Pepperwood is over. 173 00:06:28,533 --> 00:06:29,700 - What? - I'll kill him. 174 00:06:29,768 --> 00:06:31,502 He wants me to pitch new ideas by tomorrow. 175 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:33,137 You can't tell ideas to a dead man. 176 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:36,474 Winston, stop! Nobody's killing anybody. 177 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:37,734 - Okay. - But the truth is, 178 00:06:37,781 --> 00:06:39,046 I do have something new. 179 00:06:39,101 --> 00:06:40,544 And I'd like to pitch it to you guys. 180 00:06:40,612 --> 00:06:42,546 - He's tough. - Okay. 181 00:06:42,614 --> 00:06:44,315 - He's controversial. - Ooh-hoo-hoo. 182 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:46,016 He's pro-choice. 183 00:06:46,084 --> 00:06:47,818 He's Senator Porcupine. 184 00:06:47,886 --> 00:06:49,353 Pass. Pa-Pass in the room. 185 00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:51,655 - Uh, question for the author. - No, thank you. 186 00:06:51,723 --> 00:06:53,824 Senator Porcupine... how does he put on a tie? 187 00:06:53,892 --> 00:06:54,825 Good question. 188 00:06:54,893 --> 00:06:56,160 Ow! 189 00:06:56,228 --> 00:06:57,495 - Oh, geez. - Aah! 190 00:06:57,562 --> 00:06:59,225 Aah! 191 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,366 - Mm. Mm. - I don't know. With-with his mouth? 192 00:07:01,436 --> 00:07:03,067 That's what I'm saying... I don't have the answer. 193 00:07:03,135 --> 00:07:05,336 I mean, Pepperwood was all that I had. Now I've got nothing. 194 00:07:05,403 --> 00:07:07,004 I feel like I'm, like, a wood-maker 195 00:07:07,072 --> 00:07:09,306 who can't make any, um... 196 00:07:09,374 --> 00:07:11,842 - Wood. - Wood! See, I don't have anything! 197 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:13,677 I knew it! I got nothing! 198 00:07:15,247 --> 00:07:16,847 I'm awake! 199 00:07:16,872 --> 00:07:18,706 Hey, I think Ruth is awake. 200 00:07:18,817 --> 00:07:21,519 You think, Winston? 201 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:23,220 Wait, so, you're saying 202 00:07:23,288 --> 00:07:24,555 that you're doing Russell's busywork? 203 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:27,024 That you, Jessica Day, former principal 204 00:07:27,092 --> 00:07:30,394 of an entire school, is doing his busywork? 205 00:07:30,462 --> 00:07:33,697 Nah, girl. Nah, hold up. One sec. 206 00:07:33,765 --> 00:07:35,699 How's that wine and coffee combination treating you? 207 00:07:35,767 --> 00:07:37,034 My heart is beating really fast, 208 00:07:37,102 --> 00:07:39,036 but time is moving really slow, 209 00:07:39,104 --> 00:07:40,871 - so it all kind of evens out. - Hmm. 210 00:07:40,939 --> 00:07:42,039 Wait, why are you quitting? 211 00:07:42,107 --> 00:07:43,374 He has a couple guys he trusts, 212 00:07:43,441 --> 00:07:44,875 and I just get left out of all the major decisions. 213 00:07:44,943 --> 00:07:46,243 - Typical. - Heads up, 214 00:07:46,311 --> 00:07:47,244 you're putting sugar in your wine. 215 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:48,612 I made a boo-boo. 216 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,880 Let's just... 217 00:07:51,082 --> 00:07:52,716 No, I made a yum-yum. 218 00:07:52,784 --> 00:07:54,885 - You know what the craziest thing is? - Tell me. 219 00:07:54,953 --> 00:07:56,887 Every Tuesday, he has these lunch meetings 220 00:07:56,955 --> 00:07:58,556 with a couple of guys from the office, 221 00:07:58,623 --> 00:08:01,559 - and he's never once invited me. - Babe. 222 00:08:01,626 --> 00:08:04,929 - Yes, babe. - Every woman has a "Tuesday meeting" 223 00:08:04,996 --> 00:08:06,330 they haven't been invited to. 224 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,065 How many times in your life 225 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:09,900 have you been excluded 226 00:08:09,968 --> 00:08:11,869 from something important or talked over 227 00:08:11,937 --> 00:08:14,805 or ignored because you're the only woman in the room? 228 00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:16,006 It was different 229 00:08:16,074 --> 00:08:17,274 when I was running my own company, 230 00:08:17,342 --> 00:08:19,276 but ever since we joined with GKM, 231 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:22,980 I've had to start dealing with this male-pattern dumbness. 232 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:27,051 Ugh. 233 00:08:27,118 --> 00:08:29,253 - What is that? - It's a breast pump, Ken. 234 00:08:29,321 --> 00:08:30,654 I said I needed time to pump, and you refused 235 00:08:30,722 --> 00:08:32,389 to change the meeting, so here we are. 236 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:33,824 Now, for the jeans campaign. 237 00:08:33,892 --> 00:08:35,459 Which one of these guys says, 238 00:08:35,527 --> 00:08:38,295 "I'm having fun in Toronto"? 239 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,798 So, for half an hour, 240 00:08:40,866 --> 00:08:42,600 they had to sit there 241 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:46,003 and watch me get milked like a freaking cow. 242 00:08:46,071 --> 00:08:48,231 Oh, yeah, your nipples looked like pizza bagels in that thing. 243 00:08:48,256 --> 00:08:49,273 Yeah, they do. 244 00:08:49,341 --> 00:08:51,175 You know what? This is not the first time 245 00:08:51,243 --> 00:08:53,611 - I've been left out of a Tuesday meeting. - Mm-hmm. 246 00:08:53,678 --> 00:08:55,379 Remember my first job in administration? 247 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,481 The budget's still too high. 248 00:08:57,549 --> 00:08:59,617 You know, I think it might be the number of field trips 249 00:08:59,684 --> 00:09:00,951 we've been going on? 250 00:09:01,019 --> 00:09:02,319 What about the number of field trips? 251 00:09:02,387 --> 00:09:03,520 Yes, exactly. 252 00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:05,589 - Great idea. - I literally just said that. 253 00:09:05,657 --> 00:09:06,857 I think we're gonna need 254 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:08,425 to take it out of the transportation budget. 255 00:09:08,493 --> 00:09:10,160 Here's a crazy idea. 256 00:09:10,228 --> 00:09:13,297 What if we take it out of the transportation budget? 257 00:09:13,365 --> 00:09:15,299 Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, 258 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:17,301 Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben! 259 00:09:17,369 --> 00:09:18,836 I've been left out of Tuesday meetings 260 00:09:18,904 --> 00:09:20,471 - as long as I can remember. - Yes. 261 00:09:20,538 --> 00:09:22,039 Exactly. The system is broke, 262 00:09:22,107 --> 00:09:23,507 and I can't feel my face. 263 00:09:23,575 --> 00:09:25,342 - Is that a good thing? - I don't know. 264 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:28,812 Oh, that belongs in the fire. 265 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,415 - Whoa. - Oh, hey, guys. 266 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,517 What do you got here, buddy? A little room fire? 267 00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:34,685 That seems safe. 268 00:09:34,753 --> 00:09:36,153 Oh, don't worry, I got this. 269 00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:40,357 Oh, I should've known that was whiskey. Oh. 270 00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:45,329 Guys, please let me hate myself 271 00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:47,531 and everything that I have created. 272 00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:48,999 That's it. I have to call Merle. 273 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,834 I'm gonna tell him that I've got nothing. 274 00:09:50,902 --> 00:09:51,936 My career's over. 275 00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:53,003 Pepperwood was all that I had. 276 00:09:53,071 --> 00:09:54,204 I'm done. 277 00:09:54,272 --> 00:09:56,273 - I'm three. - Everybody knows that, Ruth. 278 00:09:56,341 --> 00:09:57,908 Okay, look, Nick, you're not gonna call Merle. 279 00:09:57,976 --> 00:10:00,678 Okay, you're gonna go in there tomorrow, 280 00:10:00,745 --> 00:10:01,979 and you're gonna do... 281 00:10:02,047 --> 00:10:03,714 Wake up, Daddy. 282 00:10:03,782 --> 00:10:05,683 You're gonna do an A-plus, 283 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,451 perfect-style job. 284 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,219 Nick, you have a ton of ideas, okay? 285 00:10:09,287 --> 00:10:10,521 A lot of I... 286 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:13,190 idea notebooks. 287 00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:14,858 - I don't want to hear this. - Here we go. 288 00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:16,760 Oh, never mind, that's a maze you drew. 289 00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:19,363 Yeah, you drew a maze... then couldn't solve it. 290 00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:21,198 You went straight for the wall. 291 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:22,232 It was a hard maze. 292 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,934 This one is just a list of words 293 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,235 that rhyme with "moon." 294 00:10:25,303 --> 00:10:26,737 But then right away, 295 00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:29,740 it's "bun."Moon, spoon, loon, bun"? 296 00:10:29,808 --> 00:10:31,575 The heck is this? 297 00:10:31,643 --> 00:10:33,210 There was no other words that rhymed with "moon." 298 00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:34,610 - "Tune"? - That's what I'm saying. 299 00:10:34,664 --> 00:10:36,547 I don't have a... Pepperwood was all that I had. 300 00:10:36,614 --> 00:10:37,881 I've got nothing. 301 00:10:37,949 --> 00:10:39,917 You're Mr. Diarrhea Head. 302 00:10:39,985 --> 00:10:41,218 Please don't say that to me right now. 303 00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:42,219 I'm going through a thing right now, 304 00:10:42,287 --> 00:10:43,454 so please don't say that to me. 305 00:10:43,521 --> 00:10:44,555 I'm asking you, please don't call me that. 306 00:10:44,622 --> 00:10:46,156 Okay, Mr. Diarrhea Head. 307 00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:48,592 No, you're the Diarrhea Head. 308 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,228 Okay? Schmidt, what would you like me to do here? 309 00:10:51,296 --> 00:10:52,396 What do you want from me? What am I supposed to do? 310 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:54,765 Uh, you used to love fixing my life. 311 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:57,167 Before... came around. 312 00:10:57,235 --> 00:10:58,402 It's different times. 313 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:00,304 I got to wipe her butt. I got to wipe my butt. 314 00:11:00,372 --> 00:11:01,705 I can't wipe your butt, too. 315 00:11:01,773 --> 00:11:03,407 Can I get in on that? 316 00:11:03,475 --> 00:11:04,942 Never mind. 317 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:06,410 That's it, I'm done. I'm calling Merle, 318 00:11:06,478 --> 00:11:07,945 and I'm telling him I don't have any ideas. 319 00:11:08,013 --> 00:11:10,080 Ruth, honey, will you please watch Uncle Nick 320 00:11:10,148 --> 00:11:11,415 while Uncle Winston and I 321 00:11:11,483 --> 00:11:13,050 have a conversation? 322 00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:14,585 Fine. Follow me. 323 00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:16,787 I'll follow you if I want to follow you. 324 00:11:16,855 --> 00:11:18,922 - Let's go. - Okay. I'm coming. 325 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,924 If anyone's the boss between us, it's me. 326 00:11:20,992 --> 00:11:22,292 I'm the boss. 327 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,794 You know something, I used to think 328 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,295 that Nick was the Guttenberg, 329 00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:26,530 but it turns out 330 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,298 he may be the little lady. 331 00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:29,800 Winston, I need you to focus here. 332 00:11:29,868 --> 00:11:31,802 We have a spiraling man on our hands. 333 00:11:31,870 --> 00:11:33,103 We just need to remind him 334 00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:34,738 that he has good ideas. 335 00:11:34,806 --> 00:11:36,413 Do we have any other idea notebooks? 336 00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,942 Because this is just nonsense. I read it, 337 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,644 and I don't want to be friends with him anymore. 338 00:11:40,712 --> 00:11:42,279 Maybe... 339 00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:43,981 it doesn't have to be his writing. 340 00:11:44,049 --> 00:11:45,200 - It could be from anything. - Hmm. 341 00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:47,317 - Just find something. - You know what, yes. 342 00:11:47,385 --> 00:11:48,819 Yes. Um... 343 00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:50,854 Okay. 344 00:11:50,922 --> 00:11:54,425 Here we go. "All reactionaries are paper tigers. 345 00:11:54,492 --> 00:11:56,794 "In appearance the reactionaries are terrifying, 346 00:11:56,861 --> 00:12:00,397 but, in reality, they are not so powerful." 347 00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:01,899 - That really grabs you. - Yeah. 348 00:12:01,966 --> 00:12:04,435 - What is that? - It's, uh... Mao's Little Red Book. 349 00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:06,804 The Chinese communist manifesto? 350 00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:08,238 Yes. 351 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:10,841 Read that again. 352 00:12:10,909 --> 00:12:13,844 "All reactionaries are paper tigers..." 353 00:12:13,912 --> 00:12:15,479 You know what I don't get? 354 00:12:15,547 --> 00:12:18,115 When did I start thinking it was my fault? Is that good? 355 00:12:18,183 --> 00:12:20,350 - Mm-hmm. - Why am I the one who has to quit? 356 00:12:20,418 --> 00:12:21,819 Yes! That's right. You know what? 357 00:12:21,886 --> 00:12:23,153 Tell me what day it is. 358 00:12:23,221 --> 00:12:25,456 It's... Tuesday. 359 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:26,523 Tell me where we're going. 360 00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:27,991 To the Tuesday meeting. 361 00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:29,026 The last Tuesday meeting 362 00:12:29,094 --> 00:12:30,327 I won't be invited to. 363 00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:32,963 - Mm-hmm. - Add this to the agenda, you jagbags. 364 00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:34,465 That's right. I am drunk right now 365 00:12:34,532 --> 00:12:35,866 and very awake! 366 00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:37,935 Daddy got me this dress. 367 00:12:38,002 --> 00:12:40,170 Well, you know, your dad used to, uh, dress me, too, Ruth. 368 00:12:40,238 --> 00:12:42,139 - Why? - Uh, because he cared. 369 00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:44,274 - Why? - I don't really know, but he did. 370 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:47,244 - Why? - Before you, I was his baby girl. 371 00:12:47,312 --> 00:12:48,345 Nick. 372 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:49,680 Look what we just found. 373 00:12:49,747 --> 00:12:51,682 A forgotten masterpiece. 374 00:12:51,749 --> 00:12:53,650 You've got to hear this. You've still got it. 375 00:12:53,718 --> 00:12:55,686 "All reactionaries are paper tigers. 376 00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:58,689 "In appearance the reactionaries are terrifying, 377 00:12:58,756 --> 00:13:00,057 "but in reality, 378 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,726 they are not so powerful." 379 00:13:02,794 --> 00:13:04,628 And that? That's just the beginning. 380 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,196 I mean, I don't remember writing it. 381 00:13:06,264 --> 00:13:07,865 It does sound like something I would write. 382 00:13:07,932 --> 00:13:10,234 Just think about it. You're always saying stuff like, 383 00:13:10,301 --> 00:13:13,170 "In reality, they are not so powerful." 384 00:13:13,238 --> 00:13:15,372 - In terms of the reactionaries. - Ha ha! 385 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,307 - I wrote that? - Check that out, man. That's you. 386 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,042 - That's crazy. - Let me take a peek at that. 387 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,210 You just need to believe in yourself, Nick. 388 00:13:20,278 --> 00:13:22,079 You've still got it. It's powerful. 389 00:13:22,147 --> 00:13:23,847 It's v-very... it's-it's powerful stuff. 390 00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:25,382 Well, I think it's pretty clear. 391 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:26,917 I'm back, boys. 392 00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:28,585 Whoa! Shut up! 393 00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:29,887 I'm an awesome writer. 394 00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:31,522 - Yeah, you are, man. - You're v... you're v... 395 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:33,423 - you're very... you're very good. - You're the best. 396 00:13:34,071 --> 00:13:37,305 If I were a red shoe, where would I hide? 397 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,525 - I'm going over here. Ah. - Oh, my God. 398 00:13:39,572 --> 00:13:41,522 What about back here? No. 399 00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:42,824 You got to be crazy. 400 00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:45,027 Turn that down! 401 00:13:45,082 --> 00:13:47,250 Ruth is finally asleep. Also, what are you doing here? 402 00:13:47,318 --> 00:13:48,551 Did my wife give you a key? 403 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,387 Yeah. For emergencies. 404 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,588 What is the emergency? 405 00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:54,257 If they don't get the little lady back from England... 406 00:13:54,325 --> 00:13:56,559 - man, they may never see her again. - Oh, forget it. 407 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,395 If you're gonna watch that, turn on the closed captioning. 408 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,563 If Ruth wakes up again, I'm gonna plotz my pants. 409 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,899 - Oh, Schmidt, are you here? Winston! - Shh! Shh! Shh! 410 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,933 Winston Bishop... 411 00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:08,851 - I'll do it again. - Shh! 412 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,740 Don't do this. Shh! 413 00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:12,892 Please. Why aren't you writing? 414 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,245 I was writing, but I got so inspired by the pages 415 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,580 that you found that I drove straight to Merle's office. 416 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,449 "Revolutionary culture 417 00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:21,584 "is a powerful revolutionary weapon 418 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,753 for the broad masses of the people." 419 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,622 Hey, w-what do you call this again? 420 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,624 - Johnny's Big Day at Work. - Nice. 421 00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:29,559 I have another title for you. 422 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:32,062 - Mao's Little Red Book? - Shh! Please, voices. 423 00:14:32,129 --> 00:14:34,097 - Mao's Little Red Book? - Voices. Voices! 424 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,799 - You lied. - Shh. 425 00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:37,133 You lied to me. 426 00:14:37,201 --> 00:14:38,301 Don't look at it as a lie. 427 00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:40,103 - All right. - Look at it as not a lie, 428 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,805 and then... and then you're fine. 429 00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:43,773 And now I'm not just a hack with bad ideas, 430 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,109 - but I'm a filthy commie! - Shh. Please! 431 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,343 And you know I'm no commie! 432 00:14:47,411 --> 00:14:48,578 I don't know your personal beliefs. 433 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:49,846 - You don't know my personal beliefs? - Enough! 434 00:14:49,914 --> 00:14:50,947 Those are fightin' words. 435 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,282 We didn't think that you were gonna give 436 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,349 those actual pages to your editor. 437 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,485 We were just trying to inspire you. 438 00:14:55,553 --> 00:14:56,686 Also, why do you own that book? 439 00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,121 You see a red book, you buy a red book. 440 00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,789 - What do you do with blue books? - Don't buy. 441 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,324 - Yellow books? - Wait on it. 442 00:15:01,392 --> 00:15:02,792 - That's true. - Hi, Daddy. 443 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,095 No. Good God, child. 444 00:15:05,162 --> 00:15:08,120 Oh... my... God. 445 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,386 I know what we need to do. 446 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,133 Guys, you see what we're doing? 447 00:15:20,181 --> 00:15:21,948 We're doing Three Men and a Baby. 448 00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:23,069 - Winston, you cannot do a movie. - Can't do a movie. 449 00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:25,238 Yes, you can. You can do any movie except for a documentary, 450 00:15:25,306 --> 00:15:26,706 because those already happened. 451 00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:27,974 Harmony on three. 452 00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:29,342 One, two, three. 453 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,314 I'm not tired. 454 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,084 - Knock-knock, Russell. - Who's there? 455 00:15:38,123 --> 00:15:39,678 - Two women. - Two women who? 456 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,193 - Two women coming in! - Two women coming in who? 457 00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:44,591 We went over this, Cece... that's not the line. 458 00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:47,093 That's exactly the kind of input we've been talking about. 459 00:15:47,161 --> 00:15:49,930 Russell? We need to talk. 460 00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,765 Oh, I'm scared of this energy. 461 00:15:51,832 --> 00:15:54,100 Ya best be. Ya best be scared. 462 00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:55,235 Is she drunk? 463 00:15:55,303 --> 00:15:56,670 Yeah. On four glasses of Chardonnay 464 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:58,171 and two pots of coffee. 465 00:15:58,239 --> 00:15:59,906 And I'm drunk on rage! 466 00:15:59,974 --> 00:16:01,575 Knock-knock, boys. Open your brain doors. 467 00:16:01,642 --> 00:16:03,743 - Sit down, Cece. - Okay. 468 00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:07,614 Look, I've let this slide too much in my life, but no more. 469 00:16:07,682 --> 00:16:11,017 You may not want me in this meeting, but I belong here. 470 00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:13,926 - Yeah, I-I'm not sure you do. - Too late, Russell. 471 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:21,728 - Okay. - You think just 'cause I'm a woman, 472 00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:24,464 I can't bring anything to the table? Well, try me. 473 00:16:24,532 --> 00:16:26,099 'Cause I'm pullin' up a chair, 474 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:28,101 - and I'm gettin' in the game. - Ooh. 475 00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:32,973 Okay. Guys, this is Jessica Day. 476 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,742 Jessica, this is my divorced father support group. 477 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:38,311 We meet every Tuesday. 478 00:16:39,513 --> 00:16:42,449 Oh, that's why you're crying. 479 00:16:42,516 --> 00:16:44,618 It makes sense now. 480 00:16:46,187 --> 00:16:47,454 Divorced fathers? 481 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,991 Um, my dad... my dad is a divorced father. 482 00:16:51,058 --> 00:16:54,127 Your kids are gonna turn out fine. 483 00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:57,614 Sort of. There-there might be some rough years. 484 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,466 I like your choice of snacks. 485 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,444 Ugh, Russell, I know 486 00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:09,531 you're probably mad at me for many reasons. 487 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,539 One you might not know about is that my friend did indeed 488 00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:15,008 get sick in the receptionist's desk drawer. 489 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,643 - I just wanted to say... - No, I wanted 490 00:17:16,711 --> 00:17:19,012 to say that this morning I was ready to quit. 491 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,314 Wait, you're gonna quit? 492 00:17:20,381 --> 00:17:22,015 But I decided not to, because I know 493 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,184 I can really make a difference for these schools 494 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,019 if you will let me. 495 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,721 I know I was wrong about the meeting, but you 496 00:17:27,789 --> 00:17:30,857 have to admit, you haven't given me any real work to do. 497 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:31,992 - That's true. - Why is that? 498 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,894 Do you not think of me as an equal? 499 00:17:33,962 --> 00:17:36,563 Because if that's the case, that needs to change. 500 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:38,365 No, that's not it at all. 501 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,400 Jess, it's just that you're new here, 502 00:17:40,468 --> 00:17:42,235 and I've got a lot of trust issues. 503 00:17:42,303 --> 00:17:44,730 Probably from my third wife, Jackie. 504 00:17:44,777 --> 00:17:46,707 In fact, we were just discussing it in the divorced dad... 505 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,543 Wait, I thought your fourth wife was named Jackie. 506 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,378 I married two women named Jackie. 507 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,129 - Back-to-back? - Yeah. They were related. 508 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,783 It's complicated. Look, I got to make this right. 509 00:17:56,864 --> 00:18:00,198 I hired you because I feel like you're exactly the right person 510 00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:01,559 to get stuff done around here. 511 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:05,482 So I guess it's time for me to just let go and let you do that. 512 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:07,150 You won't regret it. 513 00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:08,852 - All right. - Also, while we're here talking, 514 00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:12,387 we need some tampons in the bathroom. 515 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,820 Are you asleep? 516 00:18:14,924 --> 00:18:16,092 No. 517 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,494 Well... I give up. 518 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,263 This is my reality. 519 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:22,532 I'll never sleep again. 520 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,993 Tell me a story, Uncle Nick. 521 00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:27,570 Me? No, no, no. I don't have any stories, Ruth. 522 00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:32,409 Please? 523 00:18:32,476 --> 00:18:33,910 Nick, she asked for a story. 524 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,513 - Why don't you tell her a story? - I thought you wanted 525 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:39,249 - to sleep, Schmidt. - I don't know how to do that anymore. 526 00:18:39,316 --> 00:18:40,617 I've pushed through. 527 00:18:40,685 --> 00:18:42,786 - My body doesn't know how to sleep. - All right, fine, 528 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:45,021 Ruth, you want a story? Here's a story. 529 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,190 There was once a magical bear, 530 00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:48,358 and he, uh... 531 00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:50,026 I don't know, 532 00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:53,897 walked on a magical tightrope to Seattle. 533 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:56,533 Have you ever seen a magical bear? 534 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,369 - No. - Is there a tightrope to Seattle? 535 00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:01,104 Not that I know of, Ruth. 536 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,974 - Ugh, this is garbage. - Well, what do you want from me? 537 00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:05,146 It's late at night, you asked for a story... 538 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,209 that's the best that came out. 539 00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:09,646 Weren't you ever little like me, Uncle Nick? 540 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,881 Of course I was little like you. Don't you know anything? 541 00:19:11,949 --> 00:19:13,316 I was born on a cold, lonely street 542 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:14,884 on the South Side of Chicago. 543 00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:17,754 As rumor has it, and there's no proof of this, obviously, 544 00:19:17,822 --> 00:19:19,389 but I delivered myself. 545 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:22,659 It was my fifth birthday party, there was a knock at the door. 546 00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:27,010 My father jumped up, gave us all a thumbs-up, gave me a wink, 547 00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:28,431 then he jumped out the window, 548 00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:30,633 - bounced up, took off running. - Oh, wow... 549 00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:32,001 I didn't see him for six months. 550 00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:33,603 My only babysitter at the time 551 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:37,066 was a rollercoaster at a local amusement park. 552 00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,943 That and a pack of cigarettes. 553 00:19:40,838 --> 00:19:42,739 Being nine in Chicago is different. 554 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,777 The tree fell, hit the power line, 555 00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:46,674 and the power line fell right on the hobo, 556 00:19:46,713 --> 00:19:48,318 shocking the hobo back to life. 557 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:50,587 - That was an amazing moment. - Hey. 558 00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:53,806 I don't know, it made me question the existence of God. 559 00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:56,826 I believed entirely in fate, and it was that same fate 560 00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:59,195 that brought me to the woman I love today. 561 00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:02,165 Uh, Nick, go back. Uh, what happened to the hobo? 562 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,967 He stood up, he spun around, 563 00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:06,936 he said, "Time to get a job," and he walked away. 564 00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:09,907 - Why don't you write it down, Nick? - About the hobo? 565 00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:11,541 - Yeah. - Yeah, why not? 566 00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,610 Oh, this is good. This is really good. 567 00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:17,147 We did it, Schmidt. 568 00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:22,485 Schmidt? 569 00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:27,935 Oh, my God. 570 00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:31,961 Time to go to bed, my friend. 571 00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:33,863 Yeah, I think the coffee's wearing off. 572 00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:36,891 I have to thank you so much for today. 573 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:37,969 Uh-huh. 574 00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:40,518 Even though now I have so much work to do. 575 00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:42,505 Yeah, you're gonna kill it. It's gonna be great. 576 00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:43,673 I love you. 577 00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,041 I do love you. 578 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,997 - Thanks, girl. - Hey, can I tell you a secret? 579 00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:49,349 - Yeah. - I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. 580 00:20:49,411 --> 00:20:50,501 Ooh, interesting choice. 581 00:20:50,569 --> 00:20:52,703 - Thank you. - Come on. 582 00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:54,004 You don't want any of this. 583 00:20:54,072 --> 00:20:55,439 Unhand me! I'm not even tired. 584 00:20:55,507 --> 00:20:56,740 - Go to sleep, buddy. - Yeah, dude, 585 00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:58,409 you haven't blinked in three hours. Come on. 586 00:20:59,477 --> 00:21:01,111 Cece... 587 00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:04,676 I love you, but... your breath is trash. 588 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,965 It's like a... it's like a garbage Dumpster. 589 00:21:07,036 --> 00:21:08,552 Thanks for saying that. We were all thinking it. 590 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:11,261 - Yeah. - Shh, shh, shh. Time for sleep. 591 00:21:11,308 --> 00:21:12,831 You get one story. 592 00:21:12,901 --> 00:21:14,091 Take it away, Nick. 593 00:21:14,183 --> 00:21:17,685 I call this one Timothy and the Chi-Town Hobo. 594 00:21:37,616 --> 00:21:38,716 Good night! 595 00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:43,768 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com