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And so, beautiful monkey cracker.

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Monkey cracker boyfriend.

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In Russia, we would strap you to goat

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and see if you live.

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And if you don't live, we eat the goat.

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May you die together.

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Well, that was wonderful.

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- Did someone ask her to speak?
- Okay.

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Up next, Nick's two best men:

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my husband and Winston Bishop.

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Okay.

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Oh, this is gonna be trouble.

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Good. Okay, so, uh, Nick and Jess

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asked the two of us to make a toast

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- the night before their wedding.
- But Schmidty and Winnie

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don't roll like that.

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- Uh-oh.
- So why toast...

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When we can roast?

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This is about to be really funny.

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Okay, let's start with Nick.
Now, I don't want to say

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Nick here is a lazy
piece of human garbage

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with a flat ass and the writing talents

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of a brain-dead alcoholic.

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Because why state the obvious?

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Oh, my God.

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- Oh.
- But in a real way,

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Nick sucks as a person, y'all.

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- That's right.
- He really does.

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But more importantly, his writing...

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also sucks!

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You know what they say:

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you put a thousand monkeys

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in front of a thousand typewriters...

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One of them will be
Nick, and he'll probably

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be writing The Pepperwood Chronicles.

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That's a dumb-ass book.

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Maybe this is our fault. We threw

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this wedding together so fast.

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And you did tell 'em to go hard.

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I did actually tell them to go "hawd"

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and to not get "scurred,"

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so th-that's where
the confusion might be.

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- And that brings us to Jess.
- Okay.

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Beautiful, big-eyed Jess

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who could have had any man she wanted

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in the whole wide world.

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- And still can.
- And still can.

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- She still can.
- Run!

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- Get your ass out.
- Run!

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- He ain't no good.
- Do you think this is funny?

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- No.
- He's gonna drag you down!

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- That's a loser! Run!
- Yep. And he's a piece of doo-doo

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on top of it... he won't
pleasure you, just himself.

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Do I really have to sleep
at Schmidt's house tonight?

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- He wants to do facials.
- Run!

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I feel like that's not
what I think it means,

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but I still don't want to do it.

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Well, it is tradition to sleep apart

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the night before the wedding.

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So, what does, uh, tradition say

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about hand stuff?

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I'll have to check the book.

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- Okay.
- That's Nick Miller.

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- What book?
- Thank you.

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- Okay.
- Right there.

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- For real, though.
- Okay.

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Have a lovely evening, you guys. Okay.

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- That was good, right?
- Yep.

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- God, Mom!
- I wasn't touching it.

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You shouldn't have slept together

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the night before your
wedding. It is bad luck.

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- Oh.
- Mom, that's just a stupid superstition.

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Oh, it is so not. Your Uncle Elmer slept

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with your Aunt Jeanie the
night before their wedding.

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And they've been married 40 years.

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But he's gay. You're playing with fire.

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- This marriage could be cursed.
- Well, if the curse means

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spending the rest of my life

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with the woman I love, then I say

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- bring it on.
- Oh, grow up.

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- I love you.
- Love you, too.

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- Also, your Wang is out.
- It is?

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Hey, Jess, I'm gonna take Mario
for a little walk.

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I'll see you on the
other side of the aisle.

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I'd ask you for a kiss,

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but I don't want to mess with the curse.

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Well, that curse can kiss my ass,

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and you can kiss my face.

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That's very funny, but the swearing

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will end when we're married.

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- All right. Love you.
- Love you.

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Have fun.

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Honey, you are as beautiful

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as the day you slid out of me.

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No one is gonna be able
to take their eyes off you.

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You're a vision.

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Really?

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- I don't look like a pirate bride?
- No.

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- No way.
- Never. Mm-mm.

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Why are we lying to her?

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Not now, Ruth.

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Idea.

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Once I am finished with your hair,

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no one's gonna notice anyway, okay?

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Oh! Nothing that covers my shoulders.

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I want to make sure
I leave room for the parrot.

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It's the curse. I told you.

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She slipped in the shower
and scratched her cornea

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on a dog toy.
That could happen to anyone.

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Hey. People on one side of the aisle

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won't even notice.

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- Oh.
- Is it that bad?

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I just want to check it out.

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- It's fine... oh.
- Can I look at it?

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Oh, God, I look like a prostitute

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from an Old West movie
that everybody calls Winks.

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Oh, my gosh, I actually arrested

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a prostitute named Winks once.

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Was she pretty?

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She was a good person,

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but she had her demons, like we all do.

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We don't need to talk about Winks.

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Ah... Excuse me.

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Mom, what if it is the curse?

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What if I cursed my future with Nick?

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What if it's all downhill from here?

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It's not real, okay, do not
let that get into your head.

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- Sweetheart, this wedding is a wash.
- Oh, my God.

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You'll get it right the next time.

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- Joan...
- Cece.

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Tran!

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Look at you. You look so good,

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you heartthrob.

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Hey, did you ever think
Jess was gonna want

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to marry me? You did?

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Ah, see, I didn't see
that. I just feel like

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the luckiest guy in the whole world.

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That's a very sweet thing to say.

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Hey, I'm feeling a little bit antsy.

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What's a groom supposed
to do on his wedding day?

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I said day, not night,
you little pervert.

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I know what to do in the night.

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Oh, my publisher just showed up.

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I want to see what he
thinks about my new book.

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I'm not gonna give him your poems.

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I'm not gonna do it.
I gave you my opinion on 'em.

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There was some racist stuff
in there that I didn't dig,

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and I don't want my name associated.

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I'll give him your poems.

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There he is, father of the bride.

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I've been told to keep you
to three drinks, sir.

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Very cute.

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Almost as cute as the toast
that you gave last night.

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Let me ask you something as a fan.

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When you rhymed Nick's name
with a certain body part,

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how did you come up with that?

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I mean, because, come on, brilliant.

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Thank you very much for
saying that, it means...

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He's being sarcastic.

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Oh, so now you can read the room.

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What the hell are you talking about?
We killed it last night.

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Yeah, I explained every joke

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- right after I told it.
- Yeah.

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You stunk, like a...

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a big wheel of Limburger cheese.

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Now, that's comedy.

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Stay away from me.

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Nick, I gotta tell you, Chicago Hobo is

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- some of your best writing.
- You really liked it?

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- Oh, I loved it.
- What a relief.

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I had no idea you had
such a difficult childhood.

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I mean, you've seen a lot of dead dogs.

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- 313.
- Ah.

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- So, when are we publishing this?
- Oh, no, no, we're not.

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Uh, it's too dark for the tween market.

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I-I thought you said you
re... you really l-liked...

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We can sign you up for
three more Pepperwoods.

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I feel like I'm done with Pepperwood.

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That's a great, that's
great, that's great.

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- See, because he's Jewish...
- Okay, yum, yum.

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Who's that bear over there?

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Don't answer.

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The curse?

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No.

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- Oh...
- Hey, I'm just,

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uh, looking for hairspray.

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What is going on with you?

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Nothing. Where's Ruth?

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Oh, she's busy guarding
the bridal suite.

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No boys allowed.

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Get him, Mario!

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You sure you're okay?
Because you seem to be

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in some pain back there,

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like you were in, I don't know, labor.

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What? No, my baby loves being in here.

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You don't even know.

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All right.

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I'm fine. Get out of here.

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- All right.
- See ya.

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Jess, honey, it's happening.

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- What is?
- The curse!

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How often do you check your mail?

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Mom, you know your girl's paperless.

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- You're being evicted.
- What?

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This is from the new management company.

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I have to move out in 30 days. Oh, no.

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Everything's going wrong.

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You were right. I cursed us.

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- This is a disaster! What do I do?
- Shh, shh, shh.

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- What do I do? Mom!
- Shh, shh, shh. Sweetheart,

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I know just want you need. How about

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you try to relax with
a little of the cheeba

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- from Aunt Reeba?
- What?

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- Marijuana.
- It's my wedding day!

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What? Did you bring that on the plane?

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- Yes.
- Mom!

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Really, just take a small toke.
It's not that strong.

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It's so weak, they call
it Gun Control in America.

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Hey, babe.

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I found the hairspray, and...

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Oh, my God, you're in your dress.

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Babe, you look so beautiful. I can't

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believe you're finally
getting married, and...

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- Cece!
- Hey!

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Oh, my God, I am so high.

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- Come here.
- Mm-hmm.

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I have something to tell you.

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- Come here.
- Okay, I'm here. Uh-huh.

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Whatever you do, don't tell Cece.

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- Mmm.
- Oh, my God.

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Okay, how much of your
mom's stuff did you smoke?

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It is so mild.
Like, I don't even feel it.

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- Nothing, huh?
- If I look in your eyes,

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- can you taste what I'm tasting?
- Mm-hmm. Okay, we have

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- 60 minutes till the wedding.
- No, look into my googly eye.

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- Uh, do I have to?
- Yeah.

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- You taste delicious vanilla cake?
- No.

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- Damn it.
- Okay, here's the plan.

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I am going to fix your makeup,

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- and then we ride this thing out.
- Oh, I've got a plan.

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- What?
- Check this out.

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- This is gonna be good.
- What is happening?

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Or strap on a spare patch,
and Nick marries a sexy fly.

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I'm just gonna remove this.

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Okay, here we go.

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- I can see.
- Yes, yeah.

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- Mm-hmm.
- So the upside to this is,

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at least you are not freaking out

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- about your wedding being cursed.
- Yeah.

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- That's a bonus.
- Oh, Cece, question.

252
00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:06,255
- Uh-huh.
- At what size does a cup

253
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,628
- become a bucket?
- Uh...

254
00:09:07,653 --> 00:09:09,950
- Jess.
- Russell!

255
00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:11,380
How the hell are you?

256
00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:13,174
Good. You, look, um... Gosh.

257
00:09:13,243 --> 00:09:14,509
Mmm, did you have some cake yet?

258
00:09:14,577 --> 00:09:16,677
Uh, tons of it at my
house, but that's my issue.

259
00:09:16,746 --> 00:09:18,546
Look, I really need
to talk with you, Jess.

260
00:09:18,615 --> 00:09:19,980
Okay.

261
00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:21,682
Did I make that sound with my mind?

262
00:09:21,751 --> 00:09:23,881
- You okay, Aly?
- Mm-hmm, I'm fine.

263
00:09:23,951 --> 00:09:25,608
I just swallowed a wasp, and it stung me

264
00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:26,987
inside of my throat a bunch of times.

265
00:09:27,056 --> 00:09:29,023
I don't see what the big deal is.
Please stay away from me!

266
00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:30,758
Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna

267
00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:32,727
go after that girl right there.
Russell, could you please

268
00:09:32,796 --> 00:09:35,062
keep an eye on Jess?
Don't let her out of your sight.

269
00:09:35,131 --> 00:09:37,031
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

270
00:09:37,099 --> 00:09:41,802
Uh, Jess, you're, um...
your right eye's kind of stuck.

271
00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:44,004
Not if I do this.

272
00:09:44,073 --> 00:09:45,239
Much better now.

273
00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:48,508
Hey, so, um, we think we may have

274
00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:50,451
done a bad job with your toast.

275
00:09:50,476 --> 00:09:52,062
Uh, it's Winston's fault.

276
00:09:52,148 --> 00:09:53,814
- What? No. It is entirely Schmidt's fault.
- This is not a funny man.

277
00:09:53,882 --> 00:09:55,081
Doesn't matter. Look, we want

278
00:09:55,150 --> 00:09:56,716
to make it up to you,
so if there's anything

279
00:09:56,785 --> 00:09:59,152
that we can do, please
just l-let us know.

280
00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,354
- Our marriage is cursed.
- Wh-What do you mean, cursed?

281
00:10:01,423 --> 00:10:03,623
Last night I seduced Jess
at the, uh, rehearsal dinner.

282
00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:05,425
I dangled my hot body in front of her,

283
00:10:05,494 --> 00:10:07,226
and she couldn't resist,

284
00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:08,661
and we had a night of weird, wild sex

285
00:10:08,729 --> 00:10:10,029
that would have made
the good Lord proud,

286
00:10:10,098 --> 00:10:11,464
and now our marriage is cursed.

287
00:10:11,532 --> 00:10:13,066
Come on, man. None
of that stuff is true.

288
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,567
Curses aren't real.

289
00:10:14,635 --> 00:10:16,169
Yeah, but you believe
in crystals, Winston.

290
00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:18,871
Crystals are real, dude. Don't
say nothing bad about crystals!

291
00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:21,007
Merle said he's not
publishing Chicago Hobo,

292
00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:22,708
- and then a bird pooed on me.
- What do you mean,

293
00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:24,581
- he won't publish it?
- Where's the bird? I'll poo on him.

294
00:10:24,644 --> 00:10:26,946
Those two things happened
back-to-back. That's a curse.

295
00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:29,247
Stop being such a goy boy.
You go find Merle,

296
00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:31,650
and you tell him that you are
not writing another Pepperwood

297
00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:33,452
until he publishes Chicago Hobo.

298
00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:35,888
- You think it'll work?
- I know so, okay?

299
00:10:35,957 --> 00:10:37,556
He's right over there.
We believe in you.

300
00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,058
- You can do this.
- I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it well.

301
00:10:40,127 --> 00:10:41,593
- Hell, yeah.
- That's right.

302
00:10:41,661 --> 00:10:44,463
Well, guess we fixed the toast.

303
00:10:45,932 --> 00:10:47,732
Look at our boy, all grown up.

304
00:10:47,801 --> 00:10:49,234
Little disappointed about
what we talked about.

305
00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:51,136
You know, you and I...
we make a good combination.

306
00:10:51,205 --> 00:10:52,570
- Winston and Schmidt.
- Mm-hmm.

307
00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:53,972
- I set 'em up, you...
- And I set 'em up.

308
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,474
All right.

309
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:58,109
It looked good, man. How'd it go?

310
00:10:58,177 --> 00:10:59,535
Good, good, good.
He told me to go to hell

311
00:10:59,613 --> 00:11:01,245
and that he's not gonna
publish Pepperwood anymore,

312
00:11:01,314 --> 00:11:03,615
- and I basically lost my job, so...
- Mm.

313
00:11:04,684 --> 00:11:06,117
Uh...

314
00:11:06,185 --> 00:11:08,753
Curses are real, people!

315
00:11:08,822 --> 00:11:10,254
They are real!

316
00:11:10,323 --> 00:11:12,256
I got to go protect my bride.

317
00:11:12,281 --> 00:11:13,324
This is the oddest wedding.

318
00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:15,559
Oh, hey, Cece.

319
00:11:15,628 --> 00:11:17,594
Oh, I'm so mad about politics.

320
00:11:17,663 --> 00:11:19,030
Aah!

321
00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:21,298
Aly, you are having the baby, okay?

322
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,966
- I know those labor eyes, sister.
- Okay, fine.

323
00:11:23,036 --> 00:11:24,668
- I'm in labor.
- I know!

324
00:11:24,737 --> 00:11:27,304
Why is this how we make more
people? It's a terrible system.

325
00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:28,805
Oh, honey, we got to get Winston,

326
00:11:28,874 --> 00:11:30,274
- we got to get you to the hospital.
- No, no, no.

327
00:11:30,343 --> 00:11:32,142
I don't want to go until
after the wedding. Aah!

328
00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:33,877
Take me to drugs. Take
me to drugs right now.

329
00:11:33,946 --> 00:11:35,311
There we go. All right, here we go.

330
00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:37,480
I don't want to scare you,
but this is the easy part.

331
00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:40,216
- You feeling better?
- Yeah, yeah.

332
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,952
The fresh air's really helping.

333
00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:43,987
We're in a stairwell.

334
00:11:44,056 --> 00:11:45,689
Ugh. You must think I'm the worst

335
00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:47,757
for going elbow deep in the ganj.

336
00:11:47,825 --> 00:11:50,326
Nah. In fact, I was high for, well,

337
00:11:50,395 --> 00:11:52,795
all my weddings. Whatever
gets you down the aisle.

338
00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:54,330
Well, I seduced Nick last night.

339
00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:56,132
I lured him into my bridal chambers,

340
00:11:56,201 --> 00:11:57,867
and now we're getting evicted,

341
00:11:57,936 --> 00:12:01,504
my eye looks like ground beef,
and I cursed our marriage.

342
00:12:01,573 --> 00:12:03,406
- You believe in curses?
- Not normally,

343
00:12:03,475 --> 00:12:06,576
but I just want to know
that Nick and I are safe,

344
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:09,244
and no cartoon anvil's
gonna fall out of the sky

345
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,680
and crush us to smithereens.

346
00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:12,582
Is that crazy?

347
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:16,385
No, but maybe it's not signs
and curses you're worried about.

348
00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:18,921
Maybe it's the relationship?

349
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,922
I mean, maybe, deep down, you know

350
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,891
you and Nick aren't
right for each other.

351
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,026
Wait, what?

352
00:12:25,096 --> 00:12:26,462
What are you running from?

353
00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:29,131
Here I am, sitting with an
amazing, beautiful, smart woman

354
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,067
on her wedding day, and she's
stoned and wearing an eye patch,

355
00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:34,369
and sitting in a dank
stairwell with her ex.

356
00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:37,405
You want to talk about
signs, that's a sign.

357
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:38,406
A sign of what?

358
00:12:38,475 --> 00:12:40,965
Don't marry Nick. Be with me.

359
00:12:41,035 --> 00:12:42,043
Jess.

360
00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:44,212
I love you.

361
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,014
Oh, boy.

362
00:12:47,837 --> 00:12:50,151
Ooh, hey, honey.

363
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,188
Hey, Ruth, is Aunt Jess here?

364
00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:55,047
- I really need to talk to her.
- What's the password?

365
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,106
Oh, the password. Oh, uh, yeah, it's...

366
00:12:56,183 --> 00:12:57,483
- Ruth 1.
- Wrong.

367
00:12:57,552 --> 00:12:58,951
- Ruth 2?
- Wrong.

368
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,685
- Ruth 3...?
- Wrong.

369
00:13:00,754 --> 00:13:02,187
- Don't do this to me, kid.
- Wrong.

370
00:13:02,256 --> 00:13:04,456
Ruth, honey, just tell us
where Aunt Jess is, okay?

371
00:13:04,525 --> 00:13:06,492
Sure, for a hundred bucks.

372
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,826
- I ain't got that.
- I've never been more proud of that...

373
00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:08,994
I mean, this is my daughter.

374
00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:10,568
- Unbelievable.
- Yeah.

375
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,697
Ruth. Man to man,

376
00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:13,832
I need to talk to Jess.

377
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,434
I need to know if she's okay.

378
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,835
But they're not back there.

379
00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:18,503
They're on the stairs.

380
00:13:18,572 --> 00:13:20,338
- Who's "they"?
- Look.

381
00:13:20,407 --> 00:13:21,540
When you first started
working, I thought I was gonna

382
00:13:21,608 --> 00:13:22,974
be fine, I was over it, and then

383
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,042
the more time we spent with each other,

384
00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:25,544
it just all came rushing back.

385
00:13:25,612 --> 00:13:27,478
And you're choosing to tell me this now?

386
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,113
We've been together literally every day

387
00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:30,982
- for the past week and a half.
- Yeah.

388
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:33,051
I shouldn't be telling you
any of this, but I also know

389
00:13:33,119 --> 00:13:36,154
- that if I didn't, I'd regret it forever.
- Russell,

390
00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:39,040
I am in love with Nick, 100%, okay?

391
00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:40,624
This is not puppy love.

392
00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:42,393
This is old-ass dog love.

393
00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:44,062
Do you remember your
first date with Nick?

394
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,064
You ran into me... sign...

395
00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:48,566
and I asked you both to
write down what you meant

396
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:51,201
to each other on the
back of some valet ticket.

397
00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:53,904
You kept those?

398
00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:57,074
I think you should look at
those before you get married.

399
00:13:57,142 --> 00:14:00,510
Neither of you were ever
sure about this, not really.

400
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,179
Not deep down.

401
00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:05,649
Jess, be with me. Let me
give you the life you deserve.

402
00:14:05,718 --> 00:14:07,317
Let me make you happy.

403
00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:09,386
- Let me make you dead, you son of a bitch!
- Oh, Nick!

404
00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:11,521
Oh! No!

405
00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,058
I'm gonna get you...

406
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:16,560
What you think
you're doing, Russell, huh?

407
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:18,495
Don't you have enough wives, you slut?

408
00:14:18,564 --> 00:14:20,763
- I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning!
- Take that!

409
00:14:20,832 --> 00:14:23,265
I'm losing, I'm losing... he's
so slippery! He's like a dolphin!

410
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,544
Wow, Jess.

411
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,808
- That dress. You look so beautiful.
- Thank you.

412
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,222
But your eye. What happened to your eye?

413
00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:32,613
- No... Oh.
- Did this son of a bitch steal your eye?

414
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,277
- I'll kill you!
- No, no, I hurt my eye, and then my mom

415
00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:38,014
gave me some of that
sweet Portland bomb-a.

416
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,750
Look, Nick, I love you.
I have no feelings for Russell.

417
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,869
But how could you not?
He is so handsome!

418
00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:45,969
I mean, look at him!
He's physically outstanding!

419
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:47,690
And it's all my fault!

420
00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:49,369
Because I brought the curse on us!

421
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,219
Did the curse make you more handsome?

422
00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:52,628
- Yeah.
- That's my question to you!

423
00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:54,896
- He is physically incredible!
- Nick,

424
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,019
please don't fight him.
We both know you're gonna lose.

425
00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,573
- Let's do this!
- I got your back, man!

426
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:01,082
- Let's do it!
- Yeah, unlucky for you, I'm packin'.

427
00:15:01,121 --> 00:15:02,377
Oh, yeah? I can take all three of you.

428
00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:04,546
I kick. I kick really high!

429
00:15:04,615 --> 00:15:05,948
You're all so bad at fighting!

430
00:15:06,016 --> 00:15:07,149
- Boys, what's the strategy?
- We hit him,

431
00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:08,817
- then we hit his ass again!
- Uh-oh,

432
00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:11,686
- I think he heard your strategy.
- Nick, take your clothes off.

433
00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,488
- What? Why?
- I just got your suit pressed.

434
00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:15,414
- Time-out.
- Time. Time.

435
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:16,626
Guys, guys, guys, guys,

436
00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:18,426
- Aly is in labor.
- What? My baby's having my baby?

437
00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,528
My baby's having my baby!
Are you okay? I love you so much.

438
00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:22,264
What if it comes out
covered in all the gum

439
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:24,466
- I've ever swallowed?
- Baby, you'll be fine.

440
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,601
- I'll call the doula.
- The doula's at Lollapalooza.

441
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:29,270
Please tell me one of you goons
is sober enough to drive this

442
00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,438
- circus to the hospital.
- Not me. I've been drinking all day.

443
00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:32,774
I only have one working eye!

444
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,041
Well, I'll take you to the hospital.

445
00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,777
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Great!

446
00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,578
Uh, we'll beat you up
after the baby is born.

447
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,946
Why would you say that?

448
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:41,783
Babe, why is your crystal
out? Were you fighting?

449
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:42,984
Aly, Winston, you come with me.

450
00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:44,385
Wait,

451
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,553
everybody come. I forgot
who we're dealing with.

452
00:15:47,683 --> 00:15:51,101
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, only Blaze drives the limo!

453
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:55,028
Damn, they said, "Blaze,
you gonna lose it."

454
00:15:55,097 --> 00:15:57,931
And I was like, "Nah, it's too big."

455
00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:06,064
Are you holding it in?
You got to hold it in.

456
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,484
Don't want it to fall on
the ground and get dirty.

457
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,376
That's not how it works.

458
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:11,686
I'm really nervous about
what you don't know.

459
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,449
Hey, are we positive that this
hospital has a baby department?

460
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,417
- I think so.
- I hope so.

461
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:20,524
Ooh, Dr. Silverstein. Good to see you.

462
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:25,086
Hey, Russell. Catch.

463
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,357
Your sixth wife is out there somewhere.

464
00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:30,024
It's just not me.

465
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:31,860
Good-bye, Jess.

466
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,795
Good-bye, Russell.

467
00:16:33,864 --> 00:16:35,596
Hey, do the right thing

468
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:38,053
and get us the most expensive
thing on the registry.

469
00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,838
Drive.

470
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:49,708
Sorry about your hand.

471
00:16:49,777 --> 00:16:52,711
At least we're in a hospital.

472
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,613
- Does it hurt?
- Definitely.

473
00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,715
- Russell is shockingly strong.
- Yeah.

474
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,684
Especially for a boy his age.

475
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,185
I guess the curse is real.

476
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,353
Yeah, we got evicted.

477
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,213
A bird deuced on my shoulder.

478
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:05,182
I say this with love,
but your eye is trash.

479
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:07,258
Merle went crazy and decided that a book

480
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:10,128
about a hobo with electric
ankles wasn't a home run.

481
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,597
And now I'm out of a job.

482
00:17:12,676 --> 00:17:14,710
We don't have a home.
I mean, we're cursed.

483
00:17:14,795 --> 00:17:17,095
- It's kind of our thing.
- Yeah, it is.

484
00:17:17,164 --> 00:17:18,463
I mean, even the first
time I kissed you,

485
00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:20,465
you know, you were still dating Dr. Sam.

486
00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:22,935
And now here we are in
a hospital waiting room,

487
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,669
three miles away from our wedding.

488
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:27,806
- Figures. Sounds like us.
- Yeah.

489
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,376
Hey, do you remember

490
00:17:32,446 --> 00:17:34,378
on our first date we wrote
how we felt about each other

491
00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:35,547
on two valet tickets?

492
00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:38,483
Ah, Jess, I'm sorry.

493
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:40,384
I was just scared to tell
you how I really felt.

494
00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:42,653
I was scared, too. We've both
been scared about so many things

495
00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:44,015
for so long, and you know what?

496
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:46,890
I don't care about
the past or the future.

497
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,326
All that I care about

498
00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:51,628
is right now, right here, you and me.

499
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,230
I just want to have

500
00:17:53,299 --> 00:17:56,167
a weird, wonderful life together.

501
00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:57,401
You know? I want to get married

502
00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,504
and I want to take care of you,

503
00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:03,139
and I don't even care
about a stupid curse.

504
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,008
Guys, guess what.

505
00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:06,510
- Oh, my God.
- Is the baby here?

506
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:08,178
No, Aly's only three centimeters.

507
00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:09,646
It's gonna be another 13 hours.

508
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:12,349
Yeah, the doctor told me to run
around and burn off some energy.

509
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:13,884
I was not being helpful.

510
00:18:13,953 --> 00:18:17,020
I'm excited!

511
00:18:17,089 --> 00:18:18,821
- Wait, where are you going?
- Huh?

512
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,524
- It's that way.
- It's over here. Okay.

513
00:18:21,593 --> 00:18:23,693
- Wrong room.
- Wrong room.

514
00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,195
- Aah, aah!
- Nope, nope.

515
00:18:25,263 --> 00:18:26,762
Nope, nope. Back over here.

516
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,398
Oh! I just came from here.

517
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:29,665
- Yeah, we know.
- That's where she is.

518
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,033
Go in.

519
00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:39,375
Hey, Jess. Do you want to have

520
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:40,776
the weirdest wedding of all time?

521
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:43,112
To you?

522
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,947
That's all I want, Miller.

523
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,117
This is it.

524
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:51,620
How do I look?

525
00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:53,955
Beautif...

526
00:18:57,661 --> 00:18:59,228
Beautiful.

527
00:19:04,568 --> 00:19:06,367
Thanks for putting this together.

528
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,636
Of course.

529
00:19:07,704 --> 00:19:10,304
Oh, thanks for doing this, Padre.

530
00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:12,507
You know, my day is
normally wall-to-wall death,

531
00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:15,410
but, uh, you said so many
wonderful things about this man,

532
00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:17,078
I couldn't help but say yes.

533
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:19,548
I thought I was just a
monkey with a typewriter.

534
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,083
Winston's fault.

535
00:19:22,152 --> 00:19:24,085
That was his fault, 100%.

536
00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:25,086
Thank you.

537
00:19:25,155 --> 00:19:27,221
Love you, man.

538
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,057
You two seem like a very happy couple.

539
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,591
- Thank you.
- I'm not marrying him.

540
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,427
I'm marrying a girl.

541
00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:33,928
- That's okay, too.
- Music.

542
00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:55,682
Can we hurry this along?

543
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,517
We're three minutes till
the next contraction.

544
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,252
Oh, no, I'm wearing white to a wedding.

545
00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:23,943
Ooh. Take care of our pirate bride.

546
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:26,745
I'm very proud of you, son.

547
00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,380
I heard you fought like a coward

548
00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:29,448
for my daughter today.

549
00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:31,150
Thanks.

550
00:20:31,219 --> 00:20:34,286
I love you.

551
00:20:37,191 --> 00:20:39,158
- Hey.
- Hey.

552
00:20:39,227 --> 00:20:40,493
We doing this, Jessica Day?

553
00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:42,461
We're doing this, Nick Miller.

554
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:44,096
It's about damn time.

555
00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:45,530
Friends, we've been invited here today

556
00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:47,165
to share with Nick and Jess

557
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:49,367
in a very important
moment in their lives.

558
00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:50,669
Jess, do you take Nick?

559
00:20:50,738 --> 00:20:51,870
I do.

560
00:20:51,939 --> 00:20:53,371
Nick, do you take Jess?

561
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,673
I do.

562
00:20:54,742 --> 00:20:56,374
I now pronounce you man and wife.

563
00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:57,943
You may kiss the bride.

564
00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,545
Okay.

565
00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:03,981
- Oh, damn.
- Is it bad?

566
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:06,317
- Mm.
- I've seen worse.

567
00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:08,153
I mean, literally ten minutes ago.

568
00:21:08,221 --> 00:21:09,420
I think you'll be happy if it's covered.

569
00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:11,122
Sure.

570
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,260
It's you and me now.

571
00:21:25,905 --> 00:21:28,939
- Hey!
- Ah!

572
00:21:31,878 --> 00:21:34,711
Everybody meet Dan Bill Bishop.

573
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:36,380
Oh. Daniel William?

574
00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,215
Nah, Dan Bill.

575
00:21:38,284 --> 00:21:41,185
Uh, is Bill the middle name?

576
00:21:41,253 --> 00:21:43,720
Nah. Dan Bill. Dan Bill Bishop.

577
00:21:43,789 --> 00:21:45,055
Family name or...?

578
00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:46,089
- Nah, it's Dan Bill.
- Oh.

579
00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:47,191
Tell them you're kidding.

580
00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:49,327
I'm not kidding. It's Dan Bill Bishop.

581
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:50,905
- What?
- I'm not joking. It's Dan Bill Bishop.

582
00:21:50,952 --> 00:21:51,995
We're gonna talk about this.

583
00:21:52,064 --> 00:21:53,963
You were sleeping.
I made an executive decision.

584
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:56,849
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