1 00:00:31,346 --> 00:00:32,632 Your Holiness. 2 00:00:32,972 --> 00:00:37,182 Miss Stone, please, I would be eternally grateful 3 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:40,178 if during the course of our conversation 4 00:00:40,271 --> 00:00:44,390 you avoided the uncrossing and re-crossing of your legs. 5 00:00:48,321 --> 00:00:49,321 Sure. 6 00:00:50,990 --> 00:00:52,652 What gift have you brought me? 7 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:56,986 I brought myself. 8 00:00:57,914 --> 00:00:58,995 Isn't that enough? 9 00:00:59,248 --> 00:01:02,286 It would have been had you only promised 10 00:01:02,377 --> 00:01:04,585 to stay here for the rest of your life 11 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:06,996 but I fear you will depart 12 00:01:07,131 --> 00:01:10,750 and I will be left with no tangible memory of you. 13 00:01:12,011 --> 00:01:13,127 Well, um... 14 00:01:20,186 --> 00:01:21,222 Um... 15 00:01:59,058 --> 00:02:00,674 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 16 00:02:00,893 --> 00:02:04,978 I shall have those placed in a most special reliquary. 17 00:02:12,238 --> 00:02:16,699 You have beautiful feet, however, they are rather large. 18 00:02:21,289 --> 00:02:22,530 My only defect. 19 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:26,622 - Do you have any defects, Holy Father? - I am the defect. 20 00:02:27,587 --> 00:02:29,453 I am defectus. 21 00:02:29,922 --> 00:02:32,630 Defectus in Latin means "missing". 22 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,046 I've missed myself. 23 00:02:37,388 --> 00:02:40,176 Do you know the cure for that? Family. 24 00:02:40,892 --> 00:02:43,054 I find that children fill that void. 25 00:02:44,979 --> 00:02:46,891 I'm sure you realise for me 26 00:02:46,939 --> 00:02:50,853 that's not particularly practical advice. 27 00:02:51,277 --> 00:02:53,109 Well, you could drop that soutane. 28 00:02:55,156 --> 00:02:56,156 Hm... 29 00:02:56,199 --> 00:03:00,193 By the way, I am very honoured to meet you, Your Holiness 30 00:03:00,661 --> 00:03:05,326 and I haven't just come here out of some human curiosity. 31 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:08,454 - I do have a plea. - I am delighted to hear. 32 00:03:11,089 --> 00:03:12,625 Gay marriage for Catholics. 33 00:03:14,675 --> 00:03:17,634 When will this pointless taboo be eliminated? 34 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:21,472 When the Church has a brave, revolutionary, resolute Pope. 35 00:03:21,557 --> 00:03:24,470 Qualities none of which I possess. 36 00:03:24,685 --> 00:03:25,801 What a shame. 37 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:33,392 Even though homosexuality is not a sin 38 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:36,270 sexual acts outside of marriage are. 39 00:03:36,823 --> 00:03:41,193 According to the Bible, sex is intended solely for procreation 40 00:03:41,285 --> 00:03:43,777 therefore, between a man and a woman. 41 00:03:45,248 --> 00:03:47,331 Can't the Bible be upgraded? 42 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,992 Alas, the Bible is not an iPhone. 43 00:03:51,170 --> 00:03:52,957 Again, what a shame. 44 00:03:53,339 --> 00:03:57,674 Not at all. Anything that can be upgraded, like an iPhone 45 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:02,130 eventually ends up in the bin, only to be replaced by a more expensive model. 46 00:04:03,391 --> 00:04:06,805 The Bible has endured for a very long time 47 00:04:07,228 --> 00:04:10,596 and its value has changed little, if at all. 48 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:15,108 - Because it can't be upgraded. - Exactly. 49 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:18,729 I suppose it's not even a matter of upgrading 50 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:23,659 it's more a matter of somehow bridging the enormous gap 51 00:04:23,911 --> 00:04:26,699 between the sacred and the sinful. 52 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:32,748 Quite a long ladder is needed. The ladder of time. 53 00:04:33,212 --> 00:04:37,252 By broaching this subject, you and I have already lessened that gap 54 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:40,714 a small step, granted, but a step nevertheless. 55 00:04:40,928 --> 00:04:43,090 And this is supposed to make me feel better? 56 00:04:43,723 --> 00:04:45,055 Yes, of course. 57 00:04:45,349 --> 00:04:49,719 I read that you have an IQ of 154. A genius, practically. 58 00:04:50,646 --> 00:04:52,638 There's nothing ordinary about you 59 00:04:52,773 --> 00:04:57,859 and you geniuses know that life evolves in spite of us 60 00:04:57,945 --> 00:05:00,653 in spite of lawyers and artisans 61 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:04,700 politicians and bricklayers, university professors... 62 00:05:06,579 --> 00:05:09,538 geniuses... and popes. 63 00:05:13,628 --> 00:05:15,995 - Could I have a glass of water? - Of course you may. 64 00:05:16,923 --> 00:05:19,540 You may have a gin and tonic, if you like. 65 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:23,172 It's a little early for a gin and tonic. 66 00:05:23,221 --> 00:05:26,009 It's never too early for a gin and tonic. 67 00:05:28,059 --> 00:05:29,059 Cheers. 68 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,097 Allow me, if I may... 69 00:05:31,187 --> 00:05:35,807 to take advantage of your intellect for some moments longer. 70 00:05:37,235 --> 00:05:41,696 Apart from allowing people of the same sex to marry 71 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:47,026 what would you suggest the Catholic Church could do 72 00:05:47,119 --> 00:05:50,203 in order to make itself more eloquent? 73 00:05:51,707 --> 00:05:52,823 Well... 74 00:05:56,254 --> 00:05:57,495 In the end... 75 00:05:59,757 --> 00:06:01,293 what will remain of you... 76 00:06:01,842 --> 00:06:06,007 besides a load of magnificent art 77 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:10,554 commissioned by you in the Renaissance period from all of the greatest artists? 78 00:06:10,726 --> 00:06:13,059 There are great artists now. 79 00:06:15,982 --> 00:06:17,223 But you ignore them. 80 00:06:19,902 --> 00:06:23,737 So life passes, art remains. 81 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,190 Well, art passes too, but... 82 00:06:26,993 --> 00:06:30,111 a little more slowly because art is more cunning. 83 00:06:31,038 --> 00:06:32,038 Hm... 84 00:06:35,001 --> 00:06:39,336 Holy Father, my adductor longus is falling asleep. 85 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:41,588 May I cross my legs the other way? 86 00:06:42,216 --> 00:06:43,798 One moment, if you would. 87 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,100 Now you may. 88 00:06:55,771 --> 00:06:56,887 Uh... done. 89 00:06:57,815 --> 00:06:59,306 There, you see? 90 00:06:59,692 --> 00:07:04,062 We did it. Once again, hale fellows, we made the sacrifice. 91 00:07:04,697 --> 00:07:05,813 Do not despair. 92 00:07:06,866 --> 00:07:11,657 Some day we will all come to appreciate the beauty of sacrifice. 93 00:07:12,872 --> 00:07:14,408 Though not today. 94 00:10:17,848 --> 00:10:18,884 So? 95 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:22,009 - What is the Pope gonna do? - I don't know. 96 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,473 - And you, how are you, Voiello? - Nervous. 97 00:10:24,813 --> 00:10:26,679 That's not new, is it? 98 00:10:26,982 --> 00:10:29,941 This caliph is keeping me up at night. 99 00:10:30,069 --> 00:10:34,564 Whatever you decide, my one word of advice is: prudence. 100 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:45,289 The only principle unscrupulous men 101 00:10:45,376 --> 00:10:47,538 like ourselves must always adhere to is 102 00:10:47,628 --> 00:10:51,713 if you don't have proof, you don't have proof. 103 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:55,129 - I need some air. - Seriously, Voiello... 104 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:58,712 Now, when you can finally breathe easy. 105 00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:02,390 Up until yesterday, thanks to your excessive sexual exploits 106 00:11:02,476 --> 00:11:04,638 you were the quintessential culprits 107 00:11:04,812 --> 00:11:09,853 but now after that despicable attack in Lourdes, you have become victims. 108 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,267 The wind is shifting, my friend. 109 00:11:13,487 --> 00:11:14,898 You better fan it. 110 00:11:15,489 --> 00:11:18,823 - I hadn't thought of that. - Oh, that's why I'm here. 111 00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:22,782 I think of everything, speaking of which... 112 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,538 a mean old bird keeps squawking 113 00:11:25,749 --> 00:11:29,242 about a Spalletta-Tomas Altbruck alliance. 114 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:32,708 It is not a mean old bird. 115 00:11:33,674 --> 00:11:35,540 It is a splendid sparrow. 116 00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:39,506 I suspected that was you. 117 00:11:41,181 --> 00:11:44,345 I need to know what's behind it. 118 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:48,804 How about that typical human weakness also known as greed? 119 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,936 - They are going to crash and burn. - So let them. 120 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:57,070 Let them because afterwards you'll be back again, stronger than ever. 121 00:11:57,656 --> 00:12:00,820 I can't let the Pope crash and burn. 122 00:12:01,327 --> 00:12:04,570 - The Pope can't be compromised. - You asking for my help? 123 00:12:05,122 --> 00:12:06,283 Not yet. 124 00:12:20,929 --> 00:12:22,136 How's the movie? 125 00:12:36,695 --> 00:12:39,608 - What are you going to do? - One word comes to mind. 126 00:12:39,782 --> 00:12:43,446 To mine too, one to be avoided at all costs... 127 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,620 Islamic. 128 00:12:48,207 --> 00:12:50,199 That's not the word I was thinking of. 129 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,374 If you found the right word in Lourdes 130 00:12:52,711 --> 00:12:55,920 it would be a giant leap forward for your papacy. 131 00:12:56,924 --> 00:13:01,419 A leap that would make your authoritativeness unstoppable. 132 00:13:07,184 --> 00:13:09,221 I have great faith in you. 133 00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:18,443 That is the private number to my apartment. 134 00:13:18,654 --> 00:13:20,611 Only Danny has it. Danny, and now you. 135 00:13:21,782 --> 00:13:23,694 Phone, if you like. 136 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,071 Whenever you want. 137 00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:54,266 Did you appoint my husband head of the financial organisation 138 00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:56,018 because you have faith in me? 139 00:13:56,442 --> 00:13:57,442 No. 140 00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:02,403 So, why him of all people? 141 00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:07,275 Nietzsche said that the Christians' decisions 142 00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:09,531 see the world as ugly and evil 143 00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:12,539 has made the world ugly and evil. 144 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:15,954 We shall go to Lourdes. 145 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:23,796 I will speak and old Nietzsche will have to change his mind. 146 00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:30,576 Mascara? 147 00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:35,075 No. 148 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,550 No. 149 00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:00,017 No. 150 00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:06,812 No... 151 00:16:10,284 --> 00:16:11,400 No! 152 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:19,998 No! 153 00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:24,839 No! 154 00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:33,546 No! 155 00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:41,938 - No! - No! 156 00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:46,188 - No! - No! 157 00:16:49,656 --> 00:16:52,273 - No! - No! 158 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,739 - No! - No! 159 00:16:57,414 --> 00:16:59,201 - No! - No! 160 00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:04,794 - No! - No! 161 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:09,332 - No! - No! 162 00:18:16,493 --> 00:18:17,493 Adam? 163 00:18:19,621 --> 00:18:20,657 Adam! 164 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,040 Adam! 165 00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:27,918 - Come on, let's go for a ride! - I can't, I'm writing. 166 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,880 You'll be sorry. 167 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:27,891 Holy Father... 168 00:19:28,315 --> 00:19:31,274 the press is positively enthusiastic about your "no". 169 00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,523 Even the usual fault finders 170 00:19:34,988 --> 00:19:38,356 days later, continue to praise your greatness. 171 00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:40,483 Take a look at this. 172 00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:45,993 What do you think, Voiello? 173 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,370 A spiritual and human synthesis 174 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:51,077 that has touched people's hearts. 175 00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,371 The media value is irrefutable. 176 00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:59,127 So, in other words, no actual value. Is that what you mean to say? 177 00:19:59,304 --> 00:20:03,514 - To be brutally honest... - You are always brutal, Voiello. 178 00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:06,392 To be brutally honest, Holy Father 179 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:10,639 after that "no", it is quite reasonable to expect 180 00:20:10,732 --> 00:20:14,191 that thought would translate into action. 181 00:20:14,528 --> 00:20:16,941 So, what is it you would have me do? 182 00:20:17,155 --> 00:20:21,650 Rally a papal army and march it off to battle Islamic terrorism? 183 00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:23,784 He's even more brutal than you. 184 00:20:23,995 --> 00:20:26,863 Of course not, there are intermediary measures. 185 00:20:27,082 --> 00:20:31,247 Measures that would weaken the success of that "no". 186 00:20:31,545 --> 00:20:36,210 I agree that "no" is a moral declaration of the greatest significance. 187 00:20:37,175 --> 00:20:39,258 The Pope produces symbols 188 00:20:39,427 --> 00:20:42,465 the vulgar act of explanation must fall to others. 189 00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:45,506 So, Voiello, you seem to be in the minority 190 00:20:45,725 --> 00:20:48,468 but that does not mean you're wrong. 191 00:20:48,728 --> 00:20:52,312 I have been in the minority all my life, Your Holiness. 192 00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:55,938 In fact, I belong to such a small minority 193 00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:58,486 that I am the only member. 194 00:20:59,447 --> 00:21:04,317 I will articulate my thinking during the interview with Emory Kitsworth. 195 00:21:05,537 --> 00:21:07,324 Lourdes was not the place for that. 196 00:21:07,497 --> 00:21:11,867 What was needed there was a spectacular emotional expression. 197 00:21:12,252 --> 00:21:13,993 However, if it makes you happier 198 00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:17,455 to refer to it as a slogan, go ahead. 199 00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:19,044 Exactly. 200 00:21:19,217 --> 00:21:21,709 When would you like to do the interview, Holy Father? 201 00:21:22,053 --> 00:21:24,511 Kitsworth is quivering in anticipation. 202 00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:27,598 I'm not ready yet, but I will let you know soon. 203 00:21:27,684 --> 00:21:32,224 Of course, I must be fully prepared, so as not to disappoint Voiello. 204 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,492 Where are you going? 205 00:23:12,372 --> 00:23:14,113 To an informal meeting. 206 00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:17,617 - Sounds sordid. - It is. 207 00:24:01,963 --> 00:24:02,963 I can't. 208 00:24:05,675 --> 00:24:06,711 Why not? 209 00:24:07,552 --> 00:24:08,918 Because I can't anymore. 210 00:24:49,302 --> 00:24:51,009 I have news. 211 00:24:55,892 --> 00:24:57,474 I think I'm pregnant. 212 00:26:11,676 --> 00:26:12,837 Here I am. 213 00:26:13,803 --> 00:26:17,888 I was about to hang up, I didn't think you were going to answer. 214 00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:21,516 I wanted you to believe your call 215 00:26:21,603 --> 00:26:23,139 wasn't important to me. 216 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:28,437 And instead have you been waiting for me to call? 217 00:26:29,694 --> 00:26:30,935 My whole life. 218 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:34,692 What are you doing this evening? 219 00:26:37,577 --> 00:26:39,284 Don't misunderstand me. 220 00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:47,452 A highly unusual choice for a first date, Holy Father. 221 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:52,457 The catacombs are the closest thing to a nightclub 222 00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:53,882 a priest has. 223 00:26:54,677 --> 00:26:57,169 So, are we looking for the bar now? 224 00:26:57,472 --> 00:26:59,134 Not exactly. 225 00:26:59,557 --> 00:27:02,391 The tomb of Francis II. 226 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:07,513 I thought it appropriate I pay him a visit as well. 227 00:27:10,443 --> 00:27:11,900 - Shall we pray? - Yes. 228 00:27:32,131 --> 00:27:35,420 Do you also find Francis II's death 229 00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:37,752 mysterious and inexplicable? 230 00:27:37,971 --> 00:27:41,464 No, I believe the official line, cardiac arrest. 231 00:27:42,141 --> 00:27:44,474 You know, you may be the only one who does. 232 00:27:44,894 --> 00:27:45,894 I know. 233 00:27:46,479 --> 00:27:50,018 I also know that the usual rumours are circulating about Voiello. 234 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,225 Yet you pay them no heed. 235 00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:53,650 No, I don't. 236 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:57,939 For years Voiello has been the scapegoat for everything here in the Vatican. 237 00:27:58,157 --> 00:27:59,864 And you admire Voiello... 238 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,571 We work well together. 239 00:28:02,954 --> 00:28:04,695 We're both good chess players 240 00:28:04,956 --> 00:28:07,619 even though we have never seen a chess board in our lives. 241 00:28:08,668 --> 00:28:11,160 Are there conspiracies about me? 242 00:28:11,629 --> 00:28:13,165 Not as far as I know. 243 00:28:13,506 --> 00:28:18,001 Only persistent questions which are the premise for a great deal of gossip. 244 00:28:18,553 --> 00:28:19,964 Do tell. 245 00:28:20,179 --> 00:28:23,968 People are asking, "Is this Pope porcelain or steel?" 246 00:28:24,434 --> 00:28:27,222 Why not something in between? Fiberglass. 247 00:28:29,439 --> 00:28:31,852 And then there is that eternal refrain. 248 00:28:32,442 --> 00:28:33,728 Which is? 249 00:28:34,861 --> 00:28:36,853 Is he gay or straight? 250 00:28:39,157 --> 00:28:43,743 - Now I'll tell you a bit of gossip. - Wow! Please do. 251 00:28:44,621 --> 00:28:48,410 In the conclave, Lenny Belardo received one vote. 252 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:52,368 I know that. It's all anyone has been talking about for days. 253 00:28:52,754 --> 00:28:55,918 But what you do not know is who cast that vote. 254 00:28:56,132 --> 00:28:58,749 No, no one ever figured it out. 255 00:29:00,094 --> 00:29:01,380 That was my vote. 256 00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:07,508 Why? 257 00:29:09,604 --> 00:29:11,971 Because God does not like me. 258 00:29:21,199 --> 00:29:23,657 Do you know why I became a priest? 259 00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:25,196 No. 260 00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:27,953 Because religion is a narrative 261 00:29:28,164 --> 00:29:31,953 a story that is told, an incredibly successful story 262 00:29:32,627 --> 00:29:37,372 seeing that God is the most popular protagonist in history. 263 00:29:38,257 --> 00:29:40,670 I would never have been satisfied 264 00:29:40,885 --> 00:29:43,628 devoting my life to minor narratives 265 00:29:43,846 --> 00:29:47,556 as are found in literature, film, music... 266 00:29:47,975 --> 00:29:51,594 Those, at best, can only be enjoyable pastimes. 267 00:29:52,105 --> 00:29:55,940 And what is it that interests you most in the religious narrative? 268 00:29:56,234 --> 00:30:01,195 The incessant inquiry into the greatest mystery of all 269 00:30:01,739 --> 00:30:03,401 the nature of man. 270 00:30:03,741 --> 00:30:06,028 Hence the clergy's incessant question 271 00:30:06,869 --> 00:30:08,076 gay or straight? 272 00:30:09,122 --> 00:30:13,366 I shall only say that I was a punk when I was young. 273 00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:18,292 That seems to me far more interesting. 274 00:30:20,007 --> 00:30:23,375 We have to set a date for that interview. 275 00:30:24,762 --> 00:30:28,426 I know now what I want to say to Kitsworth. 276 00:30:29,142 --> 00:30:32,010 If I'm not being indiscreet, could I at least ask you 277 00:30:32,228 --> 00:30:34,561 what subject you would discuss with Kitsworth? 278 00:30:35,857 --> 00:30:40,818 That man cannot be changed, but he can be diverted. 279 00:30:42,947 --> 00:30:46,782 I'm not really all that sure, Your Holiness, what the subject would be. 280 00:30:48,286 --> 00:30:52,747 Paedophilia among the clergy and all the sexual abuse 281 00:30:52,957 --> 00:30:56,075 that is the issue that matters most to me. 282 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:59,412 For if we forgive them, they will do it again 283 00:31:00,339 --> 00:31:04,800 and if we punish them, we are not practicing Christian charity. 284 00:31:05,011 --> 00:31:08,800 - But is there another way? - There is always another way. 285 00:31:09,098 --> 00:31:12,466 And I believe I was called to the papacy to chart it. 286 00:31:17,356 --> 00:31:20,440 Sick loves cannot be treated, Sofia. 287 00:31:21,694 --> 00:31:24,937 You can treat cancer, but not love. 288 00:31:26,282 --> 00:31:30,902 One possibility, then, is to shift the object of love. 289 00:31:31,704 --> 00:31:32,945 How do you do that? 290 00:31:34,332 --> 00:31:35,413 Tell me. 291 00:31:40,087 --> 00:31:41,669 During the interview 292 00:31:41,881 --> 00:31:45,215 I'm going to make an extraordinary overture. 293 00:31:45,635 --> 00:31:48,719 I intend to state that I am in favour 294 00:31:48,930 --> 00:31:52,048 of marriage for priests, both gay and straight. 295 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:55,680 We have to legitimise "possible" love 296 00:31:56,187 --> 00:32:00,272 so as to divert people from "aberrant" love 297 00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:03,017 which is a form of violence. 298 00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:04,726 I am not so naive 299 00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:08,947 as to think that this is the solution, but... 300 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:13,569 as a way of limiting the damage, it could well work. 301 00:32:14,205 --> 00:32:17,789 Holy Father, you're proposing to upgrade the Bible 302 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:19,992 as if it were an iPhone. 303 00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:24,747 You're an intelligent and tireless worker, Sofia. 304 00:32:24,966 --> 00:32:28,550 Could you not come up with a more suitable metaphor, please? 305 00:32:29,595 --> 00:32:30,802 I will. 306 00:32:31,764 --> 00:32:34,177 An announcement of this sort is a giant leap. 307 00:32:37,812 --> 00:32:40,680 A small step, and hopefully... 308 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:45,143 less tears in the great ocean of human history. 309 00:32:46,737 --> 00:32:50,151 This will be a bomb, a genuine bomb. 310 00:32:52,159 --> 00:32:55,823 No... this is the middle way. 311 00:34:01,354 --> 00:34:03,141 It's 1,100 euro. 312 00:34:04,023 --> 00:34:07,937 100 for Don Mario and 1,000 for Attanasio. 313 00:35:39,118 --> 00:35:41,656 And now a word to our listeners. 314 00:35:42,538 --> 00:35:44,575 We at Radio 103 315 00:35:44,915 --> 00:35:47,032 have decided to alter our programming. 316 00:35:47,251 --> 00:35:50,870 As of today, no more music, no more entertainment 317 00:35:51,172 --> 00:35:53,414 we will be broadcasting one thing only 318 00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:56,045 Pope Pius XIII's breathing... 319 00:35:56,761 --> 00:35:59,094 live from the intensive care unit 320 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,513 of San Giovanni e Paolo Hospital in Venice. 321 00:39:41,068 --> 00:39:44,027 And this is the fact that no doctor is able to explain 322 00:39:44,154 --> 00:39:47,568 after 415 breaths, the Pope let out a sigh. 323 00:39:47,825 --> 00:39:51,614 Then 414 breaths, followed by another sigh. 324 00:39:51,787 --> 00:39:55,827 So now, we're expecting 413 breaths and then a sigh. 325 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,582 What does it all mean? 326 00:41:57,454 --> 00:41:59,036 He has come back! 327 00:41:59,748 --> 00:42:02,206 Pius XIII is back! 328 00:43:08,567 --> 00:43:11,059 Turn off that radio, please. 329 00:43:18,702 --> 00:43:21,661 All this fanfare over Lenny Belardo's breathing 330 00:43:21,788 --> 00:43:23,745 has made quite an impression on the masses. 331 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:29,207 An increase in the idolatry of Pius XIII will be immediate. 332 00:43:31,089 --> 00:43:33,627 Your Holiness, that interview with Kitsworth 333 00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:36,755 is indispensable to refocus attention on you. 334 00:43:36,970 --> 00:43:37,970 Not yet. 335 00:43:42,768 --> 00:43:46,682 How many breaths now before he gives a sigh?