1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:03,930 muppets. 2 00:00:05,491 --> 00:00:11,316 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:30,062 --> 00:00:32,974 I've not given up on going to university. 4 00:00:33,169 --> 00:00:38,690 It's just that I've been made senior sales rep, which is a great opportunity. 5 00:00:38,885 --> 00:00:44,897 There's people coming in from swindon, which is a new and exciting venture as well. 6 00:00:45,905 --> 00:00:49,353 I'm 30. I want to grow up, basically. 7 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,800 I suggest we put this down as a lesson. 8 00:00:53,002 --> 00:00:57,824 Have this stuff over to me by three o'clock. Three o'clock today please. 9 00:00:58,027 --> 00:01:03,123 Then we'll say no more about it. All right? 10 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:06,234 Gareth keenan. Who's that? 11 00:01:07,157 --> 00:01:08,913 Oggy! 12 00:01:09,114 --> 00:01:13,936 Oggy oggy oggy! Oink oink oink! Oggy oggy oggy! Oink oink oink! 13 00:01:14,139 --> 00:01:18,885 Oggy... oggy... oggy oggy oggy! Oink oink oink! 14 00:01:20,929 --> 00:01:22,805 See you later. 15 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:28,788 - Do you keep in touch with oggy? - That was oggy. 16 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:31,625 - Was it? How is he? - You don't know him. 17 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:34,507 - I wish I did. He sounds great. - He is. 18 00:01:34,701 --> 00:01:37,843 Could you keep the pig impersonations down? 19 00:01:38,038 --> 00:01:43,024 Yeah. I've told you before, you can't tell me what to do, I'm team leader. 20 00:01:43,217 --> 00:01:47,777 - I'm senior sales rep, so I can. - Team leader beats senior sales rep. 21 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:54,062 No. My job title actually means something. I got a pay rise. Team leader means nothing. 22 00:01:54,265 --> 00:01:56,141 It means I'm leader of a team. 23 00:01:56,337 --> 00:02:01,705 It's a title someone's given you to get you to do things they don't want to do for free. 24 00:02:01,899 --> 00:02:06,384 It's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it. 25 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:07,954 - They do. - No. 26 00:02:08,152 --> 00:02:13,553 Yes, they do. If people were rude to me, I gave them their milk last, so it was warm. 27 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:17,467 Right. 28 00:02:38,113 --> 00:02:40,065 Oh, no... 29 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,512 I found that in "inside paper". 30 00:02:43,713 --> 00:02:49,387 It's the trade magazine for the paper industry. My ugly mug on the front! 31 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,263 Embarrassing. 32 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:54,370 All right. 33 00:03:05,157 --> 00:03:10,602 He's put me off what I was doing now. Oh, yeah. Making the phone calls. 34 00:03:14,518 --> 00:03:16,121 Don't... 35 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:22,221 dawn, someone's coming to collect that later, so... 36 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:27,167 lee, I wouldn't get caught there, mate. Top brass are milling about. 37 00:03:27,369 --> 00:03:30,893 - I'm going anyway, mate. See ya. - Bye. 38 00:03:34,351 --> 00:03:38,835 Sorry. I've got to supervise everything and make sure it's all... 39 00:03:39,031 --> 00:03:44,781 - you haven't visited for ages. - Yeah. I'm a bit snowed under. 40 00:03:44,977 --> 00:03:47,694 - But you're all right? - I'm fine. You? 41 00:03:47,892 --> 00:03:50,914 - Mmm. Did you...? - Your phone. 42 00:04:02,355 --> 00:04:05,573 - It's all go! - This is neil. 43 00:04:05,769 --> 00:04:07,831 - Neil godwin. - Hi. 44 00:04:08,032 --> 00:04:12,135 - Neil is Jennifer's replacement. - I'm david's boss. 45 00:04:12,329 --> 00:04:16,125 - Just a little bit above me... - I'm the uk manager. 46 00:04:16,318 --> 00:04:21,414 I was david's equivalent in swindon, doing the same kind of job. 47 00:04:21,612 --> 00:04:25,212 My branch closed and now my staff are coming here. 48 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:28,432 So I'm david's boss, looking after him. 49 00:04:28,632 --> 00:04:33,848 Looking after's the wrong term because we're both... good to meet you though. 50 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:39,748 - We have met before. Ipswich conference. - Oh, god. I was a leetle bit drunk! 51 00:04:39,949 --> 00:04:43,931 - For most of the week. - Doesn't sound like me, does it? 52 00:04:45,089 --> 00:04:48,810 Anyway... come into my boudoir. 53 00:04:49,002 --> 00:04:53,869 - Ooh! Is Jennifer with you? - No. She's on her way, apparently. 54 00:04:54,066 --> 00:04:55,746 Part-timer. 55 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,887 Monkey! 56 00:05:01,086 --> 00:05:04,643 Just an example of the laughs we have here - for one. 57 00:05:05,575 --> 00:05:08,641 Sure, we're in potentially traumatic times, 58 00:05:08,835 --> 00:05:12,283 but they are exciting times with the merger. 59 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:18,535 Things move fast. Only two weeks ago, I was telling them I'd decided to stay after all, 60 00:05:18,733 --> 00:05:22,104 and you saw how relieved they were at that. 61 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:26,665 But we've had a personnel change of 25%, people coming and going. 62 00:05:26,865 --> 00:05:30,662 Redundancies - some involuntary, which is hard. 63 00:05:30,855 --> 00:05:34,575 I had to let my pa go. Last in, first out. 64 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:38,019 Which was really sad. That was upsetting. 65 00:05:40,023 --> 00:05:46,003 I'm coping. I rolled with the punch. Dawn can do a lot of it anyway. 66 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:50,793 There'll be time for this later, but I'll give you some of it now. 67 00:05:50,995 --> 00:05:53,984 Is that in your way? I'll move that. 68 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:57,201 Oh, god. Look at that. Stupid. 69 00:05:57,401 --> 00:06:01,656 Get uk manager of the month, inside paper, and pull a daft face. 70 00:06:01,851 --> 00:06:04,688 - You look quite young. - Photogenic... 71 00:06:04,882 --> 00:06:06,867 - it's 18 months old. - Yeah. 72 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:10,593 I got it out today to throw it away. Definitely. 73 00:06:14,894 --> 00:06:19,411 - Look at that. - Inside paper inside the paper bin! 74 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:24,631 Recycle that. It's a shame 'cause... 75 00:06:28,244 --> 00:06:32,041 stopl move away from the cookie jarl 76 00:06:33,423 --> 00:06:36,826 stopl move away from the cookie jarl 77 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:41,353 - hello... - want a biscuit? 78 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:45,465 Stopl move away from the cookie jarl 79 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:47,383 good, innit? 80 00:06:48,384 --> 00:06:53,250 You know this thing we're doing lunchtime? A welcome do for the swindon lot. 81 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:58,161 Just to meet and greet. I'm going to do a speech, so no heckling. 82 00:06:58,358 --> 00:07:01,150 - I've got a joke you can use. - Go on. 83 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:04,907 It's christmas dinner, royal family. 84 00:07:05,109 --> 00:07:10,816 Camilla parker-bowles says, "ok. I'll think of something, you have to guess what it is." 85 00:07:11,017 --> 00:07:15,577 - She's thinking a black man's cock. - Trust camilla. It's not racist? 86 00:07:15,774 --> 00:07:20,792 No. Prince philip goes, "is it bigger than the bread bin?" she goes, "yeah." 87 00:07:20,991 --> 00:07:24,210 Charles goes, "can I put it in my mouth?" "Yeah." 88 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:27,045 The queen goes, "is it a black man's cock?" 89 00:07:27,244 --> 00:07:31,532 - She's guessed it from those clues! - Straightaway. 90 00:07:31,732 --> 00:07:36,249 That's the sort of stuff I write. You didn't write it, you just told it. 91 00:07:36,451 --> 00:07:38,785 Well done. Do it again. 92 00:07:38,983 --> 00:07:42,234 Stopl move away from the cookie jarl 93 00:07:43,624 --> 00:07:45,806 look forward to this! 94 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:55,784 Big day today. The swindon mob are arriving. 95 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:58,388 I've laid on a little do for them. 96 00:07:58,585 --> 00:08:00,233 - Sheila. - Hi, sheila. 97 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,639 If you're asking what the vibe is, 98 00:08:07,831 --> 00:08:12,195 it's just a chill-out, get to know each other type of vibe. 99 00:08:12,396 --> 00:08:15,036 - Nice to see you. - Settling in all right? 100 00:08:15,234 --> 00:08:19,675 Jennifer's coming back to oversee the transition. 101 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:23,280 Very much holding neil's hand. Daunting for him. 102 00:08:27,165 --> 00:08:31,300 Ooh. Dawn, you know I don't drink! Eh? 103 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:35,449 She gave me some wine and I went, "you know I don't drink!" 104 00:08:35,643 --> 00:08:40,127 - Do you not drink? - He says, "do I not drink?" 105 00:08:42,816 --> 00:08:46,264 - Yeah. He drinks. - Right. Ok. 106 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:48,413 Just a little bit. 107 00:08:53,941 --> 00:08:56,505 Take a chair - not literally! 108 00:08:57,509 --> 00:08:59,461 Ladies first. 109 00:09:00,463 --> 00:09:02,448 Here we go. 110 00:09:02,649 --> 00:09:05,945 You put the chairs out? It's great. 111 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:08,671 - You're saying a few words? - Just a few. 112 00:09:08,864 --> 00:09:12,661 Don't be nervous. Just bring me on and enjoy the show. 113 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:20,594 Some people are intimidated when talking to lots of people in an entertaining way. 114 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,664 Not me. I've had experience. 115 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,082 At a coventry conference, some of us put on a review 116 00:09:27,277 --> 00:09:31,762 and I did impressions of the conference co-ordinator, eric hitchmo. 117 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:34,445 He talks like this and says one thing. 118 00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:39,389 "I don't agree with that in the workplace." I did him as famous people. 119 00:09:39,591 --> 00:09:43,388 The compere would go, "It colombo" and I'd come out in a mac. 120 00:09:43,581 --> 00:09:47,946 "My wife loves you... but I don't agree with that in the workplace!" 121 00:09:48,146 --> 00:09:50,175 And I did him as basil fawlty. 122 00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:55,117 "I think I got away with it... but I don't agree with that in the workplace!" 123 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,346 And he loved it because there was nothing vicious. 124 00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:03,292 Some "comedians" would have been more nasty. 125 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:09,012 He's got a withered hand, like jeremy beadle. I didn't mention it. No need. 126 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:14,575 Hello, everyone. For those of you that don't know me, my name's neil godwin. 127 00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:18,064 For those of you that do know me, keep shtum. 128 00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:21,133 I'm a man of simple pleasures. 129 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:26,850 I don't need lovely houses and classy restaurants, so good job I moved to slough! 130 00:10:28,196 --> 00:10:32,483 No, it's great to be in slough. I've just spent a year in beirut. 131 00:10:35,293 --> 00:10:39,319 I know that david is worried about taking on these new staff 132 00:10:39,512 --> 00:10:42,578 because it'll mean more responsibility - 133 00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:46,221 he'll have to delegate twice as much work! 134 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:51,939 There will be perks. I'm sure he's looking forward to having more men underneath him. 135 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:55,853 Here's the man at the top of the pile, david brent. 136 00:10:59,115 --> 00:11:04,592 Thanks. What he was saying about me being top of the pile of men - saying I'm gay. 137 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:09,931 I'm not gay. In fact, I can honestly say I've never come over a little queer! 138 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:17,257 Get to the real stuff. That was just... he's putting me off. 139 00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:23,049 Welcome to slough to the new people. My name's david brent. 140 00:11:23,245 --> 00:11:27,041 I've always been in the paper industry, haven't I? 141 00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:30,954 My parents owned a paper shop - until it blew away! 142 00:11:31,147 --> 00:11:34,016 There's better ones than that. Ok. 143 00:11:34,983 --> 00:11:40,198 I'm not used to public squeaking. I piss pronunciate a lot of my worms. 144 00:11:41,773 --> 00:11:43,038 Ooh. 145 00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:46,526 "The two ronnies". Classic stuff. 146 00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:52,014 Turn the phone off. If you're not concentrating, you won't enjoy it as much. 147 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:56,572 Focus. Anyway, good to have you all here from swindon. 148 00:11:56,773 --> 00:12:01,759 I hear they dropped an atomic bomb on swindon - did about £15 worth of damage. 149 00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:04,438 Right. Ok. 150 00:12:04,637 --> 00:12:07,277 That's... right. 151 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:16,403 Good job eric hitchmo isn't here. He'd say, "I don't agree with that in the workplace." 152 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:21,516 Imagine if eric was a los angeles detective. It'd be a bit weird, wouldn't it? 153 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:25,919 "My wife loves you but... I don't agree with that in the workplace." 154 00:12:26,119 --> 00:12:30,789 What's that, eric? You've started running a hotel in torquay? 155 00:12:30,991 --> 00:12:36,468 "Don't mention the war and... I don't agree with that in the workplace!" 156 00:12:36,669 --> 00:12:40,040 I don't agree with that in the workplace! 157 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:43,956 You know eric hitchmo. Who's been to the coventry conference? 158 00:12:44,149 --> 00:12:48,557 - Do you not know eric hitchmo? - Yeah, but he doesn't talk like that. 159 00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:53,313 - Yes, he does. Right, gareth? - I prefer your stuff about his little hand. 160 00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:56,575 - I don't do that. - You do. The wanking claw. 161 00:12:59,455 --> 00:13:03,437 Has everyone heard of harry enfield? Harry enfield? 162 00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:08,426 - Yes. - Right. Ok. Then, who's this? 163 00:13:09,429 --> 00:13:13,870 "I do not believe you wanted to do that. Only me!" 164 00:13:20,478 --> 00:13:22,463 Oh, come on! 165 00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:25,228 You try something and that's... 166 00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,556 - thanks, david. - Eh? 167 00:13:32,753 --> 00:13:35,590 - Thanks. - Whatever. Just... 168 00:13:35,784 --> 00:13:41,763 ok. There's plenty of wine and snacks left if you want to help yourselves to anything. 169 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,443 Thanks. 170 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:05,394 - I see you've got the wheelchair. - I have, yeah. 171 00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:10,654 I've got a mate who's got a wheelchair. Not a mate, I don't like him much. 172 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:17,590 - I feel all right, yeah. - It looks very smart. 173 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,430 Cheers. Thank you very much. 174 00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:25,375 Sorry. Excuse me. Dawn. You've been off reception for an hour. 175 00:14:25,577 --> 00:14:30,443 I don't know if we're missing calls or what. Could you check? 176 00:14:30,641 --> 00:14:34,776 Check the messages. Is that all right? Thanks, mate. 177 00:14:34,976 --> 00:14:37,464 As long as it's comfy... 178 00:14:44,605 --> 00:14:45,979 hi. 179 00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:53,571 Lunchtime gigs are the worst. I don't think neil warmed you up. 180 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:56,762 He's not a professional comedian. 181 00:14:56,957 --> 00:15:01,900 - He was funny though. - An amateur will stitch up a professional. 182 00:15:02,097 --> 00:15:06,353 Here's one I should have told you. The royal family. Christmas day. 183 00:15:06,547 --> 00:15:12,177 Camilla goes, "let's play "20 questions". You've got to guess what I'm thinking of." 184 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,215 What she's thinking of is a black man's cock. 185 00:15:15,409 --> 00:15:19,238 Charles goes, "is it bigger than the bread bin?"yes." 186 00:15:19,437 --> 00:15:22,120 Philip goes, "can I put it in my mouth?"yes." 187 00:15:22,314 --> 00:15:25,151 The queen goes, "is it a black...?" hiya. 188 00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:30,019 - Sorry. Were you telling a joke? - No. That was it. 189 00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:32,551 What did the queen say? 190 00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:38,997 - What was the joke? - The royal family playing "20 questions". 191 00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:42,030 It's not the black man's cock one, is it? 192 00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:47,046 - It might be, but... bad, isn't it? - It's all right. It's funny. 193 00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:50,118 Harmless. Well done. 194 00:15:52,428 --> 00:15:55,723 Have you all met this little lady... this lady? 195 00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:06,003 It's a shame this had to happen today, but I've just had a complaint. 196 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:11,338 - What complaint? - I can't believe you told racist jokes. 197 00:16:11,532 --> 00:16:17,861 Wrong. No way. He thought it was funny, so I don't know why he's complaining now. 198 00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:20,388 He? It was a woman. 199 00:16:20,585 --> 00:16:23,804 I assumed it was the... new guy. 200 00:16:23,999 --> 00:16:27,295 - Anyway, it isn't racist. - What is it? 201 00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:29,672 - The joke? - The gist of it. 202 00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:33,011 - It won't be funny now. - What's the content? 203 00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:37,265 Royal family on christmas day. Camilla goes, "let's play a game. 204 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:42,680 "You have to guess what I'm thinking of." She's thinking of a black man's cock. 205 00:16:44,907 --> 00:16:49,620 So charles goes, "is it bigger than the bread bin?" camilla goes, "yup". 206 00:16:49,817 --> 00:16:53,297 Philip goes, "can I put it in my mouth?"yup". 207 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,336 The queen goes, "is it a black man's cock?" 208 00:16:56,530 --> 00:17:00,360 He's heard it before. So that's the sort of... yeah. 209 00:17:02,591 --> 00:17:05,199 I can see why that might be offensive. 210 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,228 I don't say anything bad about black people. 211 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:12,633 - It's about a black man's cock. - It just happens to be a black man's cock. 212 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:18,049 You're using the stereotype that all black men have large penises to make it funnier. 213 00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:20,654 It's not an insult. It's a compliment. 214 00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:25,870 Black people should be flattered that their only achievement is oversized genitalia? 215 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:28,599 - They shouldn't be ashamed. - It's a myth. 216 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:33,735 - I could show you a magazine where... - could you? 217 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:37,304 I haven't got it with me. When are you next in? 218 00:17:39,035 --> 00:17:43,093 I could just say big cock and not mention the colour. 219 00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:48,465 Or you could tell those jokes in your free time and not in the workplace. 220 00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:50,539 It was his joke. 221 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:55,481 Whatever, david. You've heard my opinion. Shall we go back outside? 222 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:04,003 You ought to be careful because some of them can be a little bit sensitive, so... 223 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,418 - sorry? Who can? - Some... people... 224 00:18:07,614 --> 00:18:12,982 can take things the wrong way - as an actress said to a bishop! 225 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:18,730 That's not a gay stereotype. I'm not saying that's the wrong way. I'm saying it's a way. 226 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,800 Some straight women like it the wrong way. 227 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:27,215 It doesn't matter if you're gay. One in ten, apparently. That seems a bit high. 228 00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:30,475 You might be... if you are, good luck to you. 229 00:18:30,669 --> 00:18:34,270 Just make sure it's legal and be safe. Ok? 230 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:42,100 That's it. A lot of people can't keep up 231 00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:46,122 with what words are acceptable and what words aren't. 232 00:18:46,321 --> 00:18:52,573 My dad, for example, isn't as cosmopolitan or as educated as me 233 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:55,603 and it can be embarrassing. 234 00:18:55,796 --> 00:19:01,241 He doesn't understand new trendy words. He'll say "poofs" instead of "gays". 235 00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:07,456 "Birds" instead of "women", "darkies" instead of "coloureds". 236 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:21,610 - All right, tim? - Yes, thanks, keith. 237 00:19:21,805 --> 00:19:24,446 - Hi. - Sorry. I didn't mean to... 238 00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:27,284 your t-shirt's got "pot my pink" on it. 239 00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:30,320 - Play snooker? - Not that way. 240 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:34,463 - So it's... rachel, isn't it? - Tim. 241 00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:36,991 - Well done. - Gareth. 242 00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:38,944 Hiya. 243 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,596 Keith. 244 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,358 Thanks very much. Good luck. 245 00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:47,696 - Jenny. You've met oliver? - Yes. 246 00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:51,994 - Good lad. We were having a laugh earlier. - Yeah. 247 00:19:52,188 --> 00:19:56,323 - Did you like that joke I told? - Yeah. It was funny. 248 00:19:56,523 --> 00:20:00,429 - David, we've talked about this. - Yup. Interesting. 249 00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:02,809 See you later, david. Goodbye. 250 00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:09,673 She should chill out a bit more. Maybe a bit of the old ganja, know what I mean? 251 00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:12,894 Course you do. Meetings would be different. 252 00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:18,420 "David, I've called this meeting because I want you to get me some hobnobs"! 253 00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:26,209 Like in scooby doo, all those scooby snacks because he's got the munchies. 254 00:20:26,406 --> 00:20:29,505 Dooby dooby doo! "raggy!" 255 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:35,030 I was not advocating the use of drugs. I was talking to someone on their level. 256 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:38,371 I can communicate with people from all walks of life. 257 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,444 - Olive? - Mm. 258 00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:45,393 - Snacks. - So when did you come up? 259 00:20:45,587 --> 00:20:47,081 Saturday. 260 00:20:48,004 --> 00:20:49,607 Saturday. 261 00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:53,564 Was it your mum or your boyfriend drove you? 262 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:56,671 - No. My brother came up with me. - Ok. 263 00:20:56,866 --> 00:21:00,586 Have you got ties in swindon or are you starting again here? 264 00:21:00,778 --> 00:21:03,920 - I'll be going back weekends. - Ok. 265 00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:08,755 Sorry. So have you got a boyfriend or not? 266 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,938 No, I haven't. 267 00:21:12,901 --> 00:21:17,156 - I think I left my drink over there... - see you in a bit. 268 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:23,671 Tim, I know you don't mean to but you're cramping my style. 269 00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:26,861 - What? - I'm planning to get off with her. 270 00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:31,005 - And what if I liked her? - I saw her first. 271 00:21:31,199 --> 00:21:33,566 And how does that work? 272 00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:41,354 You've won the argument doing that, have you? Of course. 273 00:21:54,561 --> 00:21:56,700 Everyone's nice. 274 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,235 - Hi. - Hi. 275 00:22:00,431 --> 00:22:02,645 - They came for the package. - Yeah? 276 00:22:02,847 --> 00:22:04,757 - No problem. - Cool. 277 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,056 - I'm so bored. - Are you? 278 00:22:08,256 --> 00:22:11,093 Do you want to wind up gareth for a bit? 279 00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:14,582 I don't think we should. He's a bit busy. 280 00:22:14,778 --> 00:22:18,760 - So? - So am I, dawn, actually. 281 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,835 So should you be. 282 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:33,033 - Is that where you're going to? - Mh-hm. A few things I need. 283 00:22:53,753 --> 00:22:59,961 Dawn. I've been checking my diary. I've been overlooking something. So have you. 284 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,720 There's a 20 minute window here - "wind up gareth with dawn." 285 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,058 So shall we do that? Shall we? 286 00:23:09,175 --> 00:23:15,217 This way, please, madam. I'm not in the mood. Just a quick one. 287 00:23:15,236 --> 00:23:18,410 - Did you see that film "gay lords say no"? - No. 288 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:33,446 Sorry. Hello. Could I have a quick word with everyone? 289 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,894 I'm mainly talking to the swindon lot here. 290 00:23:39,097 --> 00:23:43,155 Some of you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me. 291 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:47,152 You didn't like some of the jokes I told earlier. 292 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:53,432 You've got to chill out. Trust me. This is what I do. All right? 293 00:23:53,636 --> 00:23:58,076 You will never work in a place like this again. It's brilliant. Fact. 294 00:23:58,278 --> 00:24:03,188 And you'll never have another boss like me - a chilled-out entertainer. 295 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:08,977 Some of you didn't understand the jokes and misinterpreted one and went to Jennifer. 296 00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:13,231 Ok. I'm a bit annoyed you'd go to Jennifer and not me. 297 00:24:13,430 --> 00:24:17,609 Who was it that complained? It's not a witch hunt. Who was it? 298 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,866 Two of you. Good. 299 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:24,245 Why did you think you could go to Jennifer but not me? 300 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,429 I don't know you and I didn't like your jokes. 301 00:24:27,624 --> 00:24:33,799 - You shouldn't be laughing at black people. - Funny that only two of you thought that. 302 00:24:33,992 --> 00:24:39,393 - I didn't like it either. - Right. You're new. You don't know me. 303 00:24:39,593 --> 00:24:42,506 - I'm not new and I find it offensive. - He didn't. 304 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:46,803 - What's he got to do with it? - He doesn't mind us laughing at him. 305 00:24:46,997 --> 00:24:50,597 Why should only black people be offended by racism? 306 00:24:51,984 --> 00:24:56,042 Good point. First sensible thing you've said all day. 307 00:24:56,242 --> 00:25:00,988 I say, come one, come all, we're all the same. Let's... 308 00:25:01,191 --> 00:25:04,257 that's why there's only one black guy here? 309 00:25:04,451 --> 00:25:07,288 Wrong. Indian fella in the warehouse. 310 00:25:07,482 --> 00:25:12,806 And an indian fella used to work up here. He left. Didn't like it. Up to him. 311 00:25:13,006 --> 00:25:16,410 I'd like the place to be full of 'em. Right, gareth? 312 00:25:16,612 --> 00:25:20,747 - Well, half and half. - You are half and half, aren't you? 313 00:25:20,947 --> 00:25:24,318 - I'm mixed race. - That's my favourite. 314 00:25:24,514 --> 00:25:28,235 That's the melting pot. Please. 315 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,646 So there's your racist for you. 316 00:25:31,841 --> 00:25:33,489 So... 317 00:25:49,143 --> 00:25:52,012 - he said melting pot! Oh, my god! - He did! 318 00:25:52,211 --> 00:25:56,499 - He didn't actually do the fingers. - Let's just get on. 319 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,762 Let's just love each other. 320 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:04,979 lee! 321 00:26:11,507 --> 00:26:13,034 Dawn? 322 00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:24,466 All right. 323 00:26:56,971 --> 00:27:06,561 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/9p49n Help other users to choose the best subtitles