1 00:00:08,734 --> 00:00:14,801 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 2 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:37,514 All right? Just another normal day at the office. 3 00:00:37,714 --> 00:00:39,748 Just a normal day, innit? 4 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:42,782 What? What are you laughing at? 5 00:00:44,468 --> 00:00:47,900 He's mad. Obviously, red nose day. 6 00:00:48,104 --> 00:00:52,378 It's always a good laugh. Keith? This is the sort of thing... 7 00:00:55,816 --> 00:00:58,374 ali g? Ali keith! 8 00:00:58,574 --> 00:01:03,120 Gareth, come here. Normal day, normal office. What are you doing? 9 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:06,477 I'm going to hop everywhere. I'm sponsored. 10 00:01:06,685 --> 00:01:09,833 That's the sort of thing we'll be doing today. 11 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:13,349 We raised quite a lot last time, didn't we? 12 00:01:13,559 --> 00:01:19,025 It is comic relief and we're raising money for people who are starving to death. 13 00:01:20,592 --> 00:01:25,819 If I make people laugh while I'm saving lives, sue me, but... 14 00:01:26,026 --> 00:01:27,458 do it. 15 00:01:28,783 --> 00:01:30,374 Boyakasha. 16 00:01:30,582 --> 00:01:36,287 That's an accountant and that's the boss encouraging it! Is this normal? 17 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:39,882 I've got the "slough gazette" coming down. 18 00:01:40,092 --> 00:01:42,524 - What time are they coming? - Five-ish. 19 00:01:42,729 --> 00:01:44,843 - They'll love us. - It's just me. 20 00:01:45,047 --> 00:01:47,161 - We can all be in it. - Not really. 21 00:01:47,365 --> 00:01:50,831 - They'll love us. - Stop trying to worm into my photo. 22 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:06,263 Everyone's joining in. This young lady... ooh, a bit saucy. 23 00:02:06,466 --> 00:02:10,773 Selling kisses for the lads... or any ladies who like that... 24 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:16,448 I don't think there are any here, and if there are, good luck to them. 25 00:02:16,655 --> 00:02:21,167 - It's different for girls. Lower risk. - Erotic. 26 00:02:21,371 --> 00:02:27,122 Well, not in this case. I mean, it's not a sexual day. It's er... 27 00:02:27,325 --> 00:02:31,473 - here's the man. Finchy! - Brentmeister! 28 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:36,352 Kisses for a quid. It's a good cause. Do you mind kissing me on the nose? 29 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:41,147 - No. Put your quid in. - Ok. Kiss me on the nose! 30 00:02:41,351 --> 00:02:45,306 What do I get for a tenner? Squeal, piggy, squeal! 31 00:03:03,888 --> 00:03:09,162 - No. I'm not that desperate. - Who says famine has to be depressing? 32 00:03:21,271 --> 00:03:26,976 Don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against it, it's a good cause, 33 00:03:27,185 --> 00:03:32,049 but I don't want to join in with someone else's idea of wackiness. 34 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:38,523 If you see someone collecting for cancer research because they've been affected by it 35 00:03:38,733 --> 00:03:44,757 or an old bloke selling poppies, there's a dignity about it - a quiet dignity. 36 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:47,524 No. Come on, guys, leave it. 37 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:50,475 Leave it. Please! 38 00:03:50,681 --> 00:03:54,989 And that's what today's all about - dignity. 39 00:03:55,197 --> 00:03:57,913 No! No! 40 00:03:58,114 --> 00:04:00,103 Always dignity. 41 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:05,146 Bastard! My wife and kids are gonna see those! 42 00:04:19,652 --> 00:04:25,438 There's people watching going, "oi, brent! Why are you bothering with comic relief? 43 00:04:25,646 --> 00:04:31,079 "There's still people starving." That's why I'm still doing it. You should too. 44 00:04:31,281 --> 00:04:36,713 Probably put a number up there, shall we? If people want to make donations. 45 00:04:36,915 --> 00:04:42,586 I hear people go, "the money just goes to hungry foreigners." not true. 46 00:04:42,789 --> 00:04:47,381 A lot of it stays in this country and goes to home-grown problems... 47 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:52,176 aka the disableds. A lot of money goes to these fellas. 48 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:55,493 Not to you. You don't need it, you're working. 49 00:04:55,696 --> 00:05:01,288 If you do claim for it, that's up to you, as long as you don't abuse the system. 50 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:04,127 - A lot of them are. - What do you mean? 51 00:05:04,328 --> 00:05:06,123 People abuse the system. 52 00:05:06,326 --> 00:05:09,121 - Ensure people who say they're crippled... - disabled. 53 00:05:09,323 --> 00:05:11,277 actually are... - disabled. 54 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,469 You think people pretend to be disabled to claim money off the dss? 55 00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:18,983 - I think there should be tests. What tests? 56 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,624 Stick pins in their legs, see if they react. 57 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:25,024 I have feeling in my legs. I just can't walk. 58 00:05:25,227 --> 00:05:29,341 - I'm just saying there should be tests. - We're all ears. 59 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:33,134 I dunno. When they go down the dss to make a claim, 60 00:05:33,339 --> 00:05:38,453 they should set off a fake fire alarm so everyone legs it, leaving them there. 61 00:05:38,653 --> 00:05:44,359 If they're fake, they'll be running with you. If not, they'll be screaming for help. 62 00:05:47,045 --> 00:05:52,353 Then you come back in and say, "don't cry. You've passed. Here's your money." 63 00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:56,992 Spend it on one of those little blue cars or whatever... 64 00:05:57,195 --> 00:05:59,309 it's just one idea. 65 00:05:59,512 --> 00:06:01,263 So... 66 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:06,062 she's joining in with it. Do you want to put this nose on? 67 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:10,221 - No, I don't. - It's up to you. Her own decisions. 68 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:22,678 Gareth, you know I'm doing kisses for a pound too. 69 00:06:22,889 --> 00:06:26,719 - I wouldn't pay you if you were. - I'll put your pound in. 70 00:06:26,925 --> 00:06:30,880 - So you can kiss me. - I wouldn't kiss you if you paid me. 71 00:06:31,081 --> 00:06:36,230 I am paying. It's quite simple. As it's for charity, I need to just get... 72 00:06:36,435 --> 00:06:39,663 - why are you such a bender? - I'm just... 73 00:06:39,872 --> 00:06:44,497 get off! I'm not kissing you. You are such a pervert! 74 00:06:44,707 --> 00:06:49,094 - It feels good, though. - Get off! I hope you're getting all this. 75 00:06:49,303 --> 00:06:52,735 I hope your girlfriend knows or she'll get a big surprise. 76 00:06:52,939 --> 00:06:59,326 Is that your big surprise? I've found his big surprise. All right. Ok. 77 00:07:00,411 --> 00:07:03,366 - Flipping heck. - You take things too far. 78 00:07:03,568 --> 00:07:07,080 All right. Don't get so het up about it. 79 00:07:09,802 --> 00:07:12,552 Ha ha! Hoo! Hah! 80 00:07:12,759 --> 00:07:15,793 That was one way. I didn't kiss him back. 81 00:07:17,634 --> 00:07:21,067 He's funny. He's a funny bastard. 82 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:28,095 - Pass it back. - You got it? 83 00:07:28,303 --> 00:07:30,054 Yep. You got it. 84 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:36,606 Gather round, everybody. We've got a surprise for you. 85 00:07:36,815 --> 00:07:42,918 - Remember where we were in that game. - Sheila? Nice costume. You look fantastic. 86 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:50,073 Please give a big warm welcome to the fantastic neil godwin and the lovely rachel. 87 00:07:54,198 --> 00:07:56,470 Ok. It's that time again. 88 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:05,176 We've both suffered for our art here, please suffer with us and give generously. 89 00:08:05,386 --> 00:08:08,375 Thanks. Jennifer, could you do the honours? 90 00:09:27,904 --> 00:09:29,779 that looks gay. 91 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:09,017 thank you very much. You can add that to yours. 92 00:10:09,222 --> 00:10:14,337 Cheers. I've already raised more than that. £300 we did last time. 93 00:10:14,537 --> 00:10:18,924 If you wanted dancing, you should have come to me. 94 00:10:19,132 --> 00:10:22,008 - Do you dance? - Big time. Yeah. 95 00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:28,153 More modern steps than that. I've fused "flashdance" with mc hammer shit. 96 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:33,712 - All right. Show us your moves. - No, there's no beat. 97 00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:37,350 - Come on! - He had music. 98 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,987 Well... just for charity, I'll do a little bit. 99 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:28,780 - so... that's... - great, david. 100 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:38,006 - Give me a bit of warning... - we have to give a donation for that? 101 00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:44,396 All the money collected is for both dances - both excellent dances in their way. 102 00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:50,437 Mine was impromptu, but I don't think you should get extra points for that. 103 00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:54,949 Make your own minds up. Leave me out of it. It's for charity. 104 00:12:00,351 --> 00:12:05,978 You've seen me entertain and raise money. Maybe I'd like to do that for a living. 105 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:10,857 Use my humour and my profile to both help and amuse people. 106 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:16,573 And if it's ideas for tv shows - game shows or whatever - I'm your man. 107 00:12:16,775 --> 00:12:20,810 I'm exploring that avenue with my management training, 108 00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:23,522 but I'd like to do that on a global scale. 109 00:12:23,728 --> 00:12:29,274 It's not, "look at me. I'm entertaining whilst saving lives. Aren't I brilliant?" 110 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,152 It's going, "if you think I'm brilliant, 111 00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:37,109 "help save these guys who are starving, but are also brilliant." 112 00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:40,781 Not as entertainers. A lot of them can't speak english. 113 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:45,423 Don't give them a game show, but save them from dying at least. 114 00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:49,331 Then maybe they can do something in their own country 115 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:53,372 on television or whatever they have... the wireless. 116 00:12:53,578 --> 00:12:57,408 Give them a job on the world service or something. 117 00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:14,314 We're from the local mental hospital. Is gareth keenan here? He's escaped. 118 00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:17,187 - He is mental. - Here's my crew. 119 00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:23,583 Kisses for a quid. Yes. 120 00:13:28,423 --> 00:13:31,571 My mad mates. That's all we need. 121 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:47,397 - Sorry about this. My mad mates. - Er... well... 122 00:13:47,604 --> 00:13:52,434 - they finally came to take you away! - Are you mad as well? 123 00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:54,945 - Guilty! - He's the boss. 124 00:13:55,156 --> 00:13:59,145 - Give us a job. - I've already got one reprobate. 125 00:13:59,352 --> 00:14:01,943 Jimmy the perv and the oggmonster. 126 00:14:02,149 --> 00:14:06,696 What's the weather like up there? Your parents put you in a gro-bag? 127 00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:11,690 - "Let's grow a lanky, goggle-eyed freak!" - No need to get offensive. 128 00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:14,411 - I didn't call you fatty. - All right... 129 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:19,811 don't have a go at the eyes, because that's astigmatism I've had from the age of five. 130 00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:22,682 That's what makes them a bit bulbous. 131 00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:27,480 - I didn't call you whale man. - But I don't call myself the mong boy. 132 00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:30,559 - The oggmonster. - I'm not calling you that. 133 00:14:30,761 --> 00:14:33,511 - That's my name. - What's your real name? 134 00:14:33,718 --> 00:14:37,945 - Nathan. - It's a good name. I'll call you nathan. 135 00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:48,143 I didn't call you fatty! What's the matter with him? 136 00:14:54,577 --> 00:15:00,089 I've got a sponsorship form for comic relief. I wanted to enter into the spirit. 137 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:03,916 Gents, sorry to interrupt. Would you sponsor me? 138 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:09,480 I have to hide as many of gareth's possessions as I can from him. 139 00:15:09,682 --> 00:15:13,148 - What? - Hiding gareth's belongings. 140 00:15:13,358 --> 00:15:17,586 - I'll give you £2 for the lot. - That's a generous offer. 141 00:15:17,953 --> 00:15:20,067 They're waiting for me. 142 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,616 Break it up. Put her down! 143 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:27,578 No, they wouldn't. She wouldn't. Her husband's loaded. 144 00:15:27,784 --> 00:15:29,738 He does ok. 145 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,454 Oh, dear. 146 00:15:34,577 --> 00:15:39,600 - What a day! He's still... - david, do you have that report? 147 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:45,641 - Glad you brought that up. - That's why I'm here. 148 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,721 Yes. Um... formulating a lot of good ideas... 149 00:15:49,921 --> 00:15:54,069 I don't want to talk about a report we're going to do soon. 150 00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:59,027 I want the report we talked about four days ago that was due today. 151 00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:04,184 You know how important this report is. 152 00:16:04,387 --> 00:16:08,342 I discover that this is the fruit of your labours. 153 00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:13,407 - Don't go through my stuff. - Read the first sentence for Jennifer. 154 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:23,167 "Imagine a cross between 'telly addicts' and 'noel's house party'. 155 00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:28,391 "You've just imagined 'upstairs downstairs', devised and hosted by david brent." 156 00:16:28,603 --> 00:16:31,114 David, I don't understand this. 157 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:37,186 - Contestants run upstairs and get a clue... - not the game show! 158 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:40,383 I don't understand why you haven't done the report, 159 00:16:40,591 --> 00:16:44,136 or your consistent failure to do what is asked of you. 160 00:16:44,347 --> 00:16:48,655 You're viewing my methods like there's something missing. 161 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:54,215 You're looking at the jigsaw that it is through a keyhole when you should be... 162 00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:59,967 - some words would be useful. - Actions speak louder than words. 163 00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:02,966 You're on a warning. That's my action. 164 00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:07,396 Three strikes and you're out and things have got to change. 165 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:15,350 Fine. Give me all three now, then, because I'd love to see you run this place. 166 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:19,749 You'd have a mutiny on your hands, but if that's what you want... 167 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:23,906 that's not what I want. I want you doing your job. 168 00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:27,141 - Take the verbal warning... - still the warning? 169 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:32,333 learn from it and let's move onwards and upwards. Ok? 170 00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:40,045 Neil makes me laugh, though. It's his interfering. It's his timing. 171 00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:43,604 Going on about some report. It's red nose day. 172 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:48,558 What's more important? You, neil, with your report or starving children? 173 00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:52,195 Oh, I don't know. What would lenny henry say? 174 00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:54,830 Imagine him going out on comic relief day 175 00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:59,786 and dawn french is going, "you haven't done the washing up." 176 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,980 "Do it yourself! I've got to save some africans!" 177 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:12,538 - What are you reading? - A holiday brochure. 178 00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:15,489 Why is that, then? Going on holiday? 179 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,127 - Possibly. - Where to? 180 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,083 The states. 181 00:18:22,808 --> 00:18:25,842 - United states? - Yeah. 182 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:36,706 Don't know if you've heard the gossip, but tim's going out with rachel. 183 00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:42,586 - Er... yeah. I'd heard. - He used to fancy you, didn't he? 184 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,425 - Did he? - Yeah, he did. 185 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,581 And now he's found someone better. 186 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,339 Yup. 187 00:19:03,048 --> 00:19:05,002 - Seen my phone? - Huh? 188 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,160 Where's my phone? 189 00:19:08,163 --> 00:19:09,833 - Have you got...? - No. 190 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,791 Where have you put my phone? 191 00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:16,590 - I don't believe it! - Gareth... 192 00:19:16,794 --> 00:19:21,068 - I've told you not to touch my stuff. - Listen... 193 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:25,418 - it's for charity. - What else have you taken? My tiny tanks! 194 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,739 - How am I supposed to work? - You'll have to hop to it. 195 00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:38,961 - A lot of crime in america. - Right. Well, I'll be careful. 196 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:44,798 Word of advice. Keep your traveller's cheques in a bum-bag. 197 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,031 Thanks. I'll buy one. 198 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,433 - When you get there? - Yup. 199 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:58,546 Word of warning, then. Out there they call them fanny packs. 200 00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:03,385 'Cause fanny means your arse over there... 201 00:20:06,345 --> 00:20:09,015 not your minge. 202 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,327 Where's...? God, you're so immature! 203 00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:25,155 - I demand that... - gareth's stopped hopping. 204 00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:28,002 - How can I do any work? - It's for charity. 205 00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:31,158 - It's for you winding me up. - He's stopped hopping. 206 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:35,633 I don't have to hop all day. It's just when I'm moving. 207 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,903 - Where does it say that? - See? 208 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:43,421 That's mine, for a start. Where's the rest of it? 209 00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:49,333 Gareth. Ok, gareth. Just calm down. Have a seat. You've been on your foot all day. 210 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,258 God! How do you hide a chair? 211 00:21:04,247 --> 00:21:07,202 - Dawny. Take that? - Yeah. 212 00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:09,551 You all right? All right? 213 00:21:09,761 --> 00:21:14,467 There you go. Prawn and avocado. See you later. 214 00:21:14,676 --> 00:21:18,143 - You're not going to eat here? - I've gotta get back. 215 00:21:18,353 --> 00:21:20,387 I made £19 today. 216 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:24,818 Any of it going to english kids or all going abroad? 217 00:21:25,026 --> 00:21:29,140 Well... stop moaning and give her a quid for a kiss. 218 00:21:29,342 --> 00:21:32,569 - I'm not paying for it, mate. - Them's the rules. 219 00:21:32,778 --> 00:21:35,494 - All right. - Thank you. 220 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,207 There you go. Come here, you. 221 00:21:40,011 --> 00:21:42,318 Good. That's great. 222 00:21:43,487 --> 00:21:46,521 - See ya. - See ya. 223 00:21:50,201 --> 00:21:54,076 Right. Oh... my contribution. 224 00:21:54,277 --> 00:21:57,504 Thank you. Where do you want your kiss? Your kiss? 225 00:21:57,713 --> 00:22:01,020 - It's all right. - You've got to have a kiss. 226 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,184 It's the rules. 227 00:22:35,835 --> 00:22:38,267 - What you doing? - Just working. 228 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:45,700 I'm very, very, very bored. 229 00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:49,860 Excuse me. Desk procedures. Chairs are for sitting on. 230 00:22:50,061 --> 00:22:53,527 He's jealous he's not getting the view you're getting. 231 00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:56,124 Wrong. I got the arse this side. 232 00:22:56,335 --> 00:23:01,403 I'd only want to be there if you had on a skirt and I could look up there at it. 233 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,843 - Aren't you going to defend my honour? - No. 234 00:23:06,045 --> 00:23:10,750 - You'd better get off the table. - He's embarrassed by his girlfriend! 235 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,437 I'm not. 236 00:23:13,437 --> 00:23:15,426 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 237 00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:23,423 We're cool. 238 00:23:32,259 --> 00:23:35,531 - Today or tomorrow? - Tomorrow lunchtime. 239 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,606 - Excuse me, david. - Yes. 240 00:23:39,811 --> 00:23:44,800 - Can we have another quick word? - Not now. I'm running downstairs. 241 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:48,120 "The gazette" are coming in to take my picture. 242 00:23:48,322 --> 00:23:52,675 I'm going to be in the paper. Wernham-hogg are. Free advertising. 243 00:23:52,878 --> 00:23:55,151 - This shouldn't take long. - Ok. 244 00:23:55,355 --> 00:24:00,378 Sorry to spring this on you. We've been discussing something you said earlier - 245 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:03,738 it's something we've been thinking about too. 246 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:09,498 We'd like to offer you a very generous redundancy package. 247 00:24:13,897 --> 00:24:17,852 Are you offering it or telling me I've got to take it? 248 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:24,760 - We're telling you to take it. - We'll put in a proper meeting tomorrow. 249 00:24:26,644 --> 00:24:33,315 That's good timing, isn't it? Telling me that today. The day of laughter. 250 00:24:33,517 --> 00:24:34,995 Brilliant. 251 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,541 That's that ruined. That's what I was... 252 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:52,972 it's got pockets and everything. 253 00:24:55,455 --> 00:24:58,410 Now I'll try and go down and be funny. 254 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:03,317 That's going to be good, isn't it? 255 00:25:04,606 --> 00:25:07,675 With that going through. 256 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,789 I knew you were planning something. 257 00:25:12,998 --> 00:25:16,350 Jennifer, do you agree? Because we can... 258 00:25:17,753 --> 00:25:21,503 I'll be all right. I've got other irons in the fire. 259 00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:24,778 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 260 00:25:24,986 --> 00:25:30,930 I'm going to love to see you telling that lot, because you'll have a mutiny. 261 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:34,492 They will go berserk. Definitely. 262 00:25:35,415 --> 00:25:39,121 If that's it, can you leave now, please? 263 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:45,673 I've got stuff to do. I've got laughter... I've got money to raise. Mouths to feed. 264 00:25:45,885 --> 00:25:47,999 - Thanks for your time. - Yeah. 265 00:26:07,623 --> 00:26:12,373 If you're wondering what that meeting was just about in there... 266 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:16,930 that's it. I've been made redundant. 267 00:26:21,249 --> 00:26:22,681 Yeah. 268 00:26:24,286 --> 00:26:30,389 After it was me who saved others from redundancy. And then it's back... 269 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,746 the good die young. 270 00:26:33,957 --> 00:26:39,947 But um... yes... I said you lot are going mental. 271 00:26:43,347 --> 00:26:46,381 Now I've got to go and give laughter. 272 00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:50,019 But... 273 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,448 see ya. 274 00:26:54,936 --> 00:26:56,367 Eh? 275 00:27:04,686 --> 00:27:06,117 See ya. 276 00:27:13,917 --> 00:27:17,189 Ok. Can you just make it peck? 277 00:27:21,469 --> 00:27:24,299 Just run around a bit. 278 00:27:26,464 --> 00:27:27,896 Yeah. 279 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,412 Good. 280 00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,164 Good. 281 00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:42,000 Ok. 282 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:45,436 - Smile. It's for comic relief. - Can I stand here? 283 00:27:45,645 --> 00:27:47,952 Peck at your mates like roy hudd. 284 00:27:48,162 --> 00:27:50,435 - Rod hull. - Yeah. Just do that. 285 00:27:55,835 --> 00:27:57,266 Good. 286 00:27:57,473 --> 00:27:58,825 Yeah. 287 00:27:59,032 --> 00:28:02,259 - Ok. That's fine. - All right? 288 00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:07,537 It's a bit dark. I didn't bring a flash. Probably won't be able to use these. 289 00:28:08,622 --> 00:28:11,577 - Don't be disappointed. - No. 290 00:28:11,779 --> 00:28:13,733 - Thank you. - Cheers. 291 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,811 - Well done, david. - No worries. 292 00:28:20,130 --> 00:28:21,847 - Did I miss it? - Yes. 293 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,492 boyakasha. 294 00:28:52,313 --> 00:29:02,303 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/9p3va Help other users to choose the best subtitles