1 00:00:04,025 --> 00:00:08,007 I can't imagine Jesus going, 2 00:00:08,206 --> 00:00:13,192 "I've told people here in bethlehem I'm the son of god. Can I just stay here?" 3 00:00:13,385 --> 00:00:17,105 No. You've gotta move on. You've got to spread the word. 4 00:00:17,298 --> 00:00:19,938 You've got to go to nazareth. 5 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:23,770 And that's very much like... me. 6 00:00:25,162 --> 00:00:28,795 My world does not end here. Slough's a big place. 7 00:00:28,998 --> 00:00:33,254 Whenve finished with slough, there's reading, aldershot, bracknell. 8 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:35,587 You've got didcot, yateley. 9 00:00:36,249 --> 00:00:38,583 Winnersh. Taplow. 10 00:00:39,586 --> 00:00:43,383 Because I am my own boss, I can... burfield. 11 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:49,176 I can wake up one morning and go, "I don't feel like working today. Can I stay in bed?" 12 00:00:49,368 --> 00:00:54,431 "You'd better ask the boss." "David, can I stay in bed?"yes, david." 13 00:00:55,314 --> 00:00:59,111 Both me. Not me in bed with another bloke called david. 14 00:01:03,946 --> 00:01:06,280 Be a bit weird for you when I'm...? 15 00:01:06,478 --> 00:01:09,118 - Different, certainly. - Sadder. 16 00:01:09,316 --> 00:01:12,109 I am telling this to everyone. 17 00:01:12,309 --> 00:01:17,022 I do not want you going, "that's it. We're out of here. There's no point..." 18 00:01:17,219 --> 00:01:19,707 - sorry. Can I get that? 19 00:01:20,518 --> 00:01:22,045 Hello. 20 00:01:22,244 --> 00:01:27,950 Oh, that's great. No. That's a load off my mind. Thanks for calling. Cheers. Bye. 21 00:01:29,073 --> 00:01:32,139 - Sorry. - I want to... you know... 22 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:37,199 - oliver? They took the lot, mate. - You lucky... you were bricking it. 23 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,273 I was, yes. 24 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:44,911 - All I'm saying is, I don't want you... - sorry. Can I just phone steve? 25 00:01:45,108 --> 00:01:46,788 Yeah. You're busy. 26 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:53,427 Steve. It's jamie. They took the lot, mate. 27 00:01:53,624 --> 00:01:56,461 Yeah. No, it was a team effort. 28 00:01:57,690 --> 00:02:00,254 Yeah. That's what I thought. 29 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:05,814 Here he is. The big man. 30 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:09,384 Ow! 31 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,615 Clumsy. 32 00:02:30,413 --> 00:02:32,289 - Hello. - Hiya. 33 00:02:32,484 --> 00:02:35,506 - How are you? - All right. How are you? 34 00:02:35,707 --> 00:02:38,653 My mum and dad phoned me last night. 35 00:02:38,852 --> 00:02:43,108 Basically, we have this beautiful cottage in the new forest. 36 00:02:43,302 --> 00:02:49,664 Once a year we have this family do, and mum and dad wanted to know if we'd like to come. 37 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:52,273 Oh, I can't. When is it? 38 00:02:52,471 --> 00:02:55,918 - We'd have a week, two weeks' notice. - Yeah. 39 00:02:57,381 --> 00:03:01,789 - It'd be on a weekend. - That's tricky. That's the problem. 40 00:03:01,984 --> 00:03:05,280 Well, I kind of told them that we'd go. 41 00:03:05,475 --> 00:03:08,115 You told them? I wished you'd asked me. 42 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:25,496 - Hello. - 0ggy oggy oggyl 43 00:03:25,692 --> 00:03:29,674 oi oi oi! All right, oggy? Keeno here on speakerphone. 44 00:03:29,873 --> 00:03:31,749 - on speakerphone? - Yup. 45 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:36,200 - Titsl who heard that? - Everyone, you mental head. Shut up. 46 00:03:36,395 --> 00:03:41,064 - You coming down for gobbler's birthday? - Yeah. Jimmy the perv coming? 47 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:43,176 - Yeah. - What about fish fingers? 48 00:03:43,377 --> 00:03:47,937 He can't come because susan caught him getting off with what's-her-face. 49 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:50,009 - That is mental. - Yeah. 50 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:54,652 - See you later, then. - Gonadsl 51 00:03:55,691 --> 00:03:57,109 mentalist. 52 00:03:58,990 --> 00:04:00,975 - Hear that? - Mm. 53 00:04:01,176 --> 00:04:02,595 Oggmonster. 54 00:04:05,626 --> 00:04:08,725 Here we are. The madhouse. 55 00:04:08,925 --> 00:04:10,496 Hiya. 56 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:12,064 Hi. 57 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,433 - All right, tim? - All right? 58 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:24,260 What, her? She's writing an article on me. "Inside paper". 59 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:31,091 Ben's... ben, are you wondering who that is? Well, I'll tell you all. 60 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:33,898 If you're wondering who this stranger is, 61 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:38,728 she's writing an article on me for "inside paper". Where have you been? 62 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:40,800 - Warehouse. - You missed this. 63 00:04:40,996 --> 00:04:43,985 She's writing an article on me for "in..." 64 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,056 subject matter. 65 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,926 Right. 66 00:04:50,126 --> 00:04:52,111 What do you want to know? 67 00:04:52,312 --> 00:04:56,109 - Do you mind if I talk to your staff later? - Why? 68 00:04:56,302 --> 00:04:59,444 I thought I'd have a chat to some of them. 69 00:04:59,639 --> 00:05:03,513 - I want to see what they say. - I won't put anything nasty in. 70 00:05:03,706 --> 00:05:05,768 They won't say anything nasty. 71 00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:12,788 Ok. Would you like to tell me about your individual outlook on management? 72 00:05:12,989 --> 00:05:19,929 Put... "brent is refreshingly laid-back for a man with such responsibility." 73 00:05:20,124 --> 00:05:23,845 Just answer in your own words and I'll work that out. 74 00:05:24,037 --> 00:05:27,834 Um... "brent mused and then replied..." 75 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:31,201 just say what's on your mind and I'll get it down. 76 00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:34,927 Are you getting it down? I'm going to be pretty... 77 00:05:36,198 --> 00:05:38,107 - just... - well... ok. 78 00:05:38,308 --> 00:05:43,937 Your question was "is it difficult to remain authoritative and yet so popular?" 79 00:05:44,139 --> 00:05:45,590 No, it wasn't. 80 00:05:45,788 --> 00:05:48,930 - I'll answer that first... - can we stick to my questions? 81 00:05:49,126 --> 00:05:53,184 Well, maybe you should be clear what the question is. 82 00:05:54,151 --> 00:05:55,526 Ok. 83 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:02,200 - He said on the nog. - Offensive. 84 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:04,766 - What's so funny? - Nothing. 85 00:06:06,312 --> 00:06:10,338 I was just um... I was just talking to emma about... 86 00:06:10,532 --> 00:06:13,783 what is that pub we went to on friday? 87 00:06:13,984 --> 00:06:16,624 - Gareth keenan, hello. 88 00:06:16,823 --> 00:06:20,227 Hi, baby. It's anne. Are you coming round tonight? 89 00:06:20,429 --> 00:06:25,251 - Can't. Going up chaser's with the lads. - Come round first. 90 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:27,559 - All right. - Have some fun. 91 00:06:27,756 --> 00:06:31,051 - Ok. - Are you going to bring the toys again? 92 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:34,309 Yeah. 93 00:06:34,508 --> 00:06:36,034 Ok. 94 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:40,564 Yeah. Look forward to doing it to you, too. 95 00:06:41,336 --> 00:06:43,016 All right. Bye. 96 00:06:45,095 --> 00:06:47,277 - The toys? - Shut up. 97 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:50,114 What are the toys? Is it buckaroo? 98 00:06:51,118 --> 00:06:53,452 - It's not boggle, is it? - Shut up. 99 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:57,753 - If it's ker-plunk, I'm coming round. - It was a private phone call. 100 00:06:57,947 --> 00:07:00,313 Don't put it on speakerphone, then. 101 00:07:00,517 --> 00:07:03,659 Yeah. "the jolly farmer"... is it hungry hippo? 102 00:07:06,463 --> 00:07:11,209 Private life. Just to flesh out david brent the man. Is there a better half? 103 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:16,234 "David quipped, 'why buy a book when you can join a library?"' 104 00:07:17,779 --> 00:07:21,532 - So you play the field? - Well... I don't use chicks and shit. 105 00:07:21,731 --> 00:07:24,186 I'm just chilling out while I'm young. 106 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:28,207 - And is there a chick in tow? - I don't kiss and tell. 107 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,318 Are you in a relationship at the moment? 108 00:07:31,513 --> 00:07:34,196 "Brent says, 'no comment'." 109 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:38,950 - So you don't have a girlfriend? - Well, what is a "girlfriend"? 110 00:07:39,147 --> 00:07:43,555 - Someone you'd have sex with? - Don't get coarse in a public magazine. 111 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:46,772 You won't win a pulitzer for filth. 112 00:07:53,609 --> 00:07:59,011 I got this for my mate gobbler. It's his birthday. We're all going up chaser's. 113 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:04,993 0h, yeahl come on, come on, babyl 114 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,878 - come on, come on, babyl - watch. 115 00:08:13,097 --> 00:08:15,388 0h... 0h... 0hl 116 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:17,957 0h, nol 117 00:08:19,311 --> 00:08:22,453 you know gobbler, don't you? You seen this? 118 00:08:22,649 --> 00:08:25,060 Come on, come on, babyl 119 00:08:25,258 --> 00:08:27,592 - come on, come on, babyl - watch. 120 00:08:32,815 --> 00:08:35,957 He'll love that. He comes in his pants. 121 00:08:39,221 --> 00:08:40,595 Do it again. 122 00:08:40,794 --> 00:08:43,783 I don't give myself a hard time about things. 123 00:08:43,978 --> 00:08:46,160 I'm 30 years young now. 124 00:08:46,356 --> 00:08:51,299 I'm not someone who has specific goals about doing this or that by my age. 125 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,831 "Why haven't I taken that chance?" 126 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:58,011 If you look at life like rolling a dice, 127 00:08:58,210 --> 00:09:01,385 then my situation now may only be a three. 128 00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:06,529 If I jack that in now, go for something better, I could easily roll a six. 129 00:09:06,726 --> 00:09:10,829 No problem. I could roll a six. I could also roll a one. 130 00:09:11,023 --> 00:09:14,623 So I think sometimes just leave the dice alone. 131 00:09:32,621 --> 00:09:36,832 That's why my professionalism is only as important as... 132 00:09:37,032 --> 00:09:41,167 - come in... my humanism. 133 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:44,389 Hi. I just wondered if you've got time for a chat. 134 00:09:44,589 --> 00:09:49,336 I've always got time for staff, dawn. "He's always got time for staff." 135 00:09:49,538 --> 00:09:54,481 - Before you go... - "even though a lot happening in his mind." 136 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:55,900 Shoot. 137 00:09:56,098 --> 00:10:00,201 Before you leave, I wanted to hand in my notice. 138 00:10:00,394 --> 00:10:03,460 Ooh, no. Thought this would happen. 139 00:10:03,655 --> 00:10:06,754 - Who else is thinking of doing this? - No one. 140 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:12,780 Don't throw your career away because I'm leaving. I know it won't be the same. 141 00:10:12,977 --> 00:10:14,853 That's not why I'm going. 142 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,885 - Reading between the lines. - You haven't read it. 143 00:10:18,079 --> 00:10:22,639 Is it just a coincidence you're handing in your notice when I'm leaving? 144 00:10:22,836 --> 00:10:25,050 - Yes, it is. - Is it? 145 00:10:25,253 --> 00:10:30,239 - Can I ask why you're leaving? - I'm going away with my fiancé. 146 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:32,112 - Where to? - The states. 147 00:10:32,311 --> 00:10:37,832 Ok. Thanks. What are you going to write about this? Ok. I thought we were... 148 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:44,583 getting back to... "Strings to Brent's bow. A) philanthropist." 149 00:10:50,878 --> 00:10:54,020 - hiya. Have you got a minute? - Yeah. Sure. 150 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:58,962 When david goes, we're probably going to do an external appointment. 151 00:10:59,164 --> 00:11:04,838 We wondered if you'd do us a favour in the meantime and be caretaker manager. 152 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:09,060 - Blimey. God... - just doing david's job... 153 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:12,472 obviously there'd be acting-up pay. 154 00:11:12,668 --> 00:11:17,806 That's really flattering. Thank you. Listen, I'm going to say no and... 155 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,866 - it's a bit more work for a lot more money. - I've got nothing to spend it on. 156 00:11:23,064 --> 00:11:27,853 - It's only temporary. - I thought that about this job! 157 00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:30,614 - Ok. - So I'm... 158 00:11:30,813 --> 00:11:35,406 listen. I think you should give it to gareth. Seriously, I do. 159 00:11:35,608 --> 00:11:41,543 He takes things seriously. He's conscientious. He works hard. 160 00:11:41,746 --> 00:11:43,393 0h, yeahl 0h, yeahl 161 00:11:43,587 --> 00:11:48,988 he knows this place inside out. I think he might be the man for it. 162 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:54,049 - Thanks, tim. - Thank you. 163 00:11:54,252 --> 00:11:57,776 0h, no... 0h, nol 164 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:05,138 it says that for women, the most important qualities in a man are... 165 00:12:05,338 --> 00:12:07,793 eyes, smile, 166 00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:09,818 flat stomach... 167 00:12:10,018 --> 00:12:11,928 - yup. - Buttocks... 168 00:12:12,128 --> 00:12:13,502 yup. 169 00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:16,538 - You've got good buttocks, gareth? - Yes. 170 00:12:16,731 --> 00:12:19,187 - Can we see them? - No. Gay. 171 00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:24,894 Let's put it out. Sheila, what do you look for in a bloke? 172 00:12:31,079 --> 00:12:32,955 I like blacks. 173 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,113 Cool. 174 00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:49,374 - Trudy, how about you? - I quite like shy men, actually. 175 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,398 - Yeah. I understand that. - Would that be yours? 176 00:12:53,597 --> 00:12:55,931 - No. - What do you look for in a man? 177 00:12:56,129 --> 00:13:01,147 - Rugged good looks. - You tell me it's a good sense of humour. 178 00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:04,750 Yeah. You've got a good sense of humour. 179 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,828 Yeah, I know. 180 00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:46,266 Rach, have you got a sec? 181 00:13:51,715 --> 00:13:54,082 I just wanted to tell you... 182 00:13:57,738 --> 00:13:59,919 I don't know how to say it. 183 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,181 This is so hard. 184 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:15,417 - Well done. She's crying. - I know. Just leave it. 185 00:14:15,614 --> 00:14:19,717 - Up to me to clear up your mess. - Just stay out of it, mate. 186 00:14:19,911 --> 00:14:25,049 You dumped her, so it's nothing to do with you any more. She needs cheering up. 187 00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:29,607 Don't take dirty bertie. Don't... I beg you. Don't take bertie. 188 00:14:29,808 --> 00:14:33,256 - Overruled. - If you have to go, don't take bertie. 189 00:14:39,475 --> 00:14:41,351 - Hi... - fuck off. 190 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,149 Potty mouth. 191 00:14:57,045 --> 00:15:00,569 There you go. So... stay in touch. 192 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,140 Cheers. 193 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:09,089 People can't believe I'm this happy to be leaving. 194 00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:14,607 Not because there's anything wrong with it, but you know I did that thing at the centre? 195 00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:18,832 Well, as I was giving that motivational speech, 196 00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:24,121 I could literally see them all getting all motivated from it. 197 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,534 It's like being born again. 198 00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:32,672 It showed me how much I had to offer other people. 199 00:15:32,874 --> 00:15:38,625 These are the guys from cooper & webb, the management training consultants. 200 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,842 This is ray. This is jude. This is helena. 201 00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:47,258 She's writing quite a big article on me for "inside paper", the trade magazine. 202 00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:51,816 I've mentioned our thing, so... you don't mind if she sits in? 203 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,464 - Not if you don't. - I'm coolio. Ok. 204 00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:01,141 Hello. Wernham-hogg. 205 00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:06,315 Yup. I'll put you through. 206 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,692 - I'll be in in a few days. - Ok. 207 00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:13,341 If you've got any problems, give me a call... 208 00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:19,593 - ok. - See you later. 209 00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:22,353 Bye, dawn. 210 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:29,413 Probably wondering who they're going to offer david's job too. Me. 211 00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:31,291 - You got it? - Yes. 212 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,367 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 213 00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:39,738 You can start bucking your ideas up. Starting with your appearance. 214 00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:45,332 It's going to be a well-oiled, tight ship around these here parts. 215 00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:51,513 - What sort of management training is it? - We... 216 00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:56,923 I'll answer. They use celebrity speakers... expert speakers. 217 00:16:57,116 --> 00:17:02,332 And my personal tip is my rise to the top, which gives it a whole new edge. 218 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:04,249 So... ok. 219 00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:06,931 So where are we? Shoot. 220 00:17:08,011 --> 00:17:11,841 - We'd like to thank you for your time... - no sweat. 221 00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:15,672 but we won't be using you again. - You won't be? 222 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,170 - Why not? - It's not what we were looking for. 223 00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:24,003 I'll do it how you... I did it like that because that was the vibe of the day. 224 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,960 How do you want me to do it? 225 00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:30,678 We have a very specific idea of what we're looking for... 226 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,209 oh, fucking hell! 227 00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:43,299 - We would like to thank you... - yeah, yeah, yeah! Yada, yada, yada. 228 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,136 - Go on, then. Timewasters. - We're sorry... 229 00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:49,018 oh, get out. Go on. Thank you. 230 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,656 Wasting my time. 231 00:18:04,019 --> 00:18:06,004 - Me as well? - Yeah. 232 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:12,606 - Would you mind if I took a quick photo? - No. 233 00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:22,197 - I'm waiting for the flash... - yeah. 234 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,837 There's a green light. 235 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,444 Ok. 236 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,197 - Right. - Can I take one more for safety? 237 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,975 - Waiting for the green light. - I know. 238 00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:56,870 - Right. - Thank you. 239 00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:21,578 - Hello. - Hi. 240 00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:23,687 - All right? - Fine. 241 00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:28,911 Am I fine? Um... I've just heard you were leaving. 242 00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:33,056 - Blimey. - Say it isn't so. 243 00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:35,582 - Word gets around fast. - It's true? 244 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:39,609 - Yeah. - Were you going to tell me? 245 00:19:39,808 --> 00:19:41,564 - God, yeah. - You were? 246 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,640 - Yes. - Ok. 247 00:19:43,836 --> 00:19:46,127 Are you going to another job? 248 00:19:46,329 --> 00:19:50,846 - No. Lee and I are going to go away. - On holiday? 249 00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:57,529 No. We're going to florida for about six months. Something like that. 250 00:19:57,723 --> 00:19:59,675 - Six months? - Mm. 251 00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:04,050 Lee's sister lives out there, so we could live with her. 252 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,463 He's not happy in his job. I'm not happy in mine. 253 00:20:07,658 --> 00:20:12,601 - Is there a name for this? - I don't know. Starting again? 254 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:15,133 Right. Starting again. 255 00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:20,274 We'll just get our heads together, I think, and... you know. 256 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,960 Cool. 257 00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:29,860 Oh, god. Hello. The adventurer. She's just telling me about the american thing. 258 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,128 Yeah. Me sister's over there. Got a big house. 259 00:20:33,322 --> 00:20:36,421 - We haven't seen it yet. - Seen pictures. 260 00:20:36,621 --> 00:20:39,568 Her husband's raking it in as well. Yeah. 261 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:45,168 We thought we'd get a mobile home, drive up the coast till the cash runs out. 262 00:20:45,368 --> 00:20:48,051 Then come home or get a place out there. 263 00:20:48,245 --> 00:20:50,700 - Accommodation's well cheap. - Is it? 264 00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:55,027 If dawn gets a job on reception, she'll be twice as well off. 265 00:20:55,227 --> 00:20:59,558 That'd be nice, wouldn't it? Good luck. I'd better get back to it. 266 00:20:59,753 --> 00:21:01,629 Cheers, mate. 267 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,084 - Hi, love. How you doing? - Good. 268 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,957 You looking for swimming costumes? Bikinis? 269 00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:11,406 A real relationship isn't like a fairytale. 270 00:21:11,607 --> 00:21:15,240 If you think every time you see each other you're going to glow 271 00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:20,506 or every time you hold hands there'll be electricity, you're kidding yourself. 272 00:21:20,699 --> 00:21:26,176 What about reliability, paying the mortgage or someone who's never been out of work? 273 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:31,854 Those are the more important practical things... in reality. 274 00:22:12,909 --> 00:22:18,889 As I said before, when I asked dawn out, I didn't ask her out, I asked her as a friend. 275 00:22:19,085 --> 00:22:23,907 She was having trouble with lee at the time and it wasn't like a... 276 00:22:24,111 --> 00:22:27,984 under different circumstances, something might have happened. 277 00:22:28,177 --> 00:22:34,232 She's going away now. You can't change circumstances. 278 00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:41,753 Sorry. Excuse me. 279 00:22:53,764 --> 00:22:56,252 Dawn, can I have a word in here? 280 00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:01,551 Ta. 281 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,927 - She said no, by the way. 282 00:23:53,915 --> 00:23:56,130 - You all right, david? - Fine. You? 283 00:23:56,332 --> 00:23:58,820 - Yup. - Good. Small talk done. 284 00:23:59,017 --> 00:24:03,883 Thanks very much. Everyone really appreciates what you've done. 285 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:06,839 Yeah? 286 00:24:07,956 --> 00:24:13,662 Ok. Down to business. That's what we've come up with as a redundancy offer. 287 00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:21,417 - Yup. More than I expected. - We've been quite generous. 288 00:24:21,612 --> 00:24:23,292 Bada-bing. 289 00:24:23,492 --> 00:24:29,166 You can leave on the third with your holiday, I understand, which is a tuesday. 290 00:24:29,361 --> 00:24:34,686 Did you want to come back for a party on the friday or leave on the friday before? 291 00:24:34,885 --> 00:24:36,489 Whatever. 292 00:24:36,688 --> 00:24:39,525 Ok. Well, again, thanks very much, david. 293 00:24:40,371 --> 00:24:42,705 Don't make me redundant. 294 00:24:45,895 --> 00:24:49,114 - Please. - Look, david... 295 00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:54,252 I don't want redundancy. I haven't signed anything. So... 296 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:57,516 david, unfortunately, it's not up to you. 297 00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:03,384 All right, then. Well, I'm asking. Ok? Please don't make me redundant. 298 00:25:07,569 --> 00:25:10,559 You can talk to someone, jenny. 299 00:25:10,753 --> 00:25:14,157 - The wheels are already in motion. - Stop them. 300 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:20,917 - We're not going to discuss this now. - Say it's not definite before you go. 301 00:25:23,873 --> 00:25:27,855 I will try twice as hard. I know I've been complacent. 302 00:25:28,055 --> 00:25:33,270 I'll turn this place around if you say it's not definite now and then we can... 303 00:25:33,464 --> 00:25:37,445 you're not going until... starting from now. 304 00:25:53,181 --> 00:25:57,011 Life is a series of peaks and troughs... 305 00:25:57,209 --> 00:26:01,956 and you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out 306 00:26:02,158 --> 00:26:04,995 or on a peak until you're coming down. 307 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,255 You never know what's round the corner. 308 00:26:08,449 --> 00:26:10,173 But it's all good. 309 00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:16,080 If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. 310 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:20,072 Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly parton. 311 00:26:21,377 --> 00:26:23,908 And people say she's just a pair of tits. 312 00:26:51,414 --> 00:26:53,781 hello. Wernham-hogg. 313 00:26:54,804 --> 00:27:04,395 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/9p4a2 Help other users to choose the best subtitles