1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,469 Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I got Michael's lucky tie. 2 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:05,671 No, they're in the conference room. 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,173 Okay. 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,741 Wait, are those Michael's Levis? 5 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,976 Yeah. Who dry-cleans jeans? 6 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:13,245 Michael and his jeans. 7 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,147 He gets in them and... 8 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,816 I'm not exactly sure what happens, 9 00:00:16,818 --> 00:00:20,286 but I can tell you, he loves the way he looks 10 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,054 in those jeans. 11 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:24,757 I know that's why he started casual Fridays. 12 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:26,292 I'll take those. 13 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:30,296 Thanks. 14 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:37,874 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 15 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,700 This is a projection of the county's needs. 16 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:10,870 Wow, graphs and charts. 17 00:01:10,872 --> 00:01:12,838 Somebody's really been doing their homework. 18 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,640 Looks like USA Today. 19 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,876 13 schools, 2 hospitals... 20 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:18,911 So this possible client they're talking about. 21 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,112 Actually, a big deal. 22 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,914 It's Lackawanna County. 23 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,849 Our whole county. 24 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,117 And if we get this, 25 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:29,021 they might not have to downsize our branch. 26 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:31,557 And I could work here for years. 27 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:37,429 And years and... years. 28 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,865 So, when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to... 29 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,600 Oh, I changed it to Chili's. 30 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:43,769 Excuse me? 31 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,171 Radisson just gives out this vibe. 32 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,107 It's like, "Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson." 33 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:50,776 It's kinda snooty, so... 34 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:51,944 You had no right to do that, Michael. 35 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:53,779 Here's the thing, Chili's... 36 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,081 is the new golf course. 37 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,750 It's where business happens. 38 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,986 Small Businessman Magazine. 39 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,054 It said that. 40 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:03,222 It will. I sent it in. 41 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,390 Letter to the editor. 42 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,493 All right. 43 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,995 But you will let me run this meeting. 44 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:10,996 Mmmm. Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,298 Mm-hmm. Power trip. 46 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,901 She had done a background check on me. 47 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,303 She had it printed out. 48 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,604 No. Yeah. 49 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,639 And she was asking me about stuff line by line 50 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:21,740 while we were having dinner. 51 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,008 That is unbelievable. 52 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,143 What's going on? 53 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:26,445 We are doing worst first dates. 54 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,247 Oh, my God. I win. 55 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,616 Okay, it was a minor league hockey game. 56 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,484 He brought his brother. 57 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,752 And when I went to the bathroom, 58 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,487 the game ended, and they forgot about me. 59 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,555 Okay, that's a joke. 60 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,891 No, they had to come back for me. 61 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,826 Wait, when was this? 62 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,828 Um... 63 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,398 It was not that long ago. 64 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,599 Wait, not Roy. 65 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:50,135 Say it's not your fiancé. 66 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,040 I always knew Pam has refused to go 67 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,842 to sports games with Roy. 68 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,244 But I never knew why. 69 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:01,947 Interesting. 70 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,416 Okay, let's do this thing. 71 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,818 Wish us luck. 72 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,252 Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan. 73 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:08,454 Thank you. Kiss ass. 74 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:11,690 Okay, probably going to go late tonight. 75 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,559 Burning the midnight tequila. 76 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:16,095 So I think you all could just take off now. 77 00:03:16,097 --> 00:03:17,963 Michael, this shouldn't take more than an hour. 78 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,131 Well... 79 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,499 Do you always shut down the entire office 80 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,734 when you leave for an hour? 81 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:23,469 No, no. 82 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,270 That would not be efficient. 83 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:27,172 Actually, they just don't get very much work done 84 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,507 when I'm not here. 85 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:33,445 That's not true. I know how to delegate. 86 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:36,448 And they do more work when I'm not here. 87 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:39,351 Not more... the same amount of work... 88 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,887 is done whether I am here or not. 89 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,723 Hey, everybody, listen up! 90 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,191 This is what we're gonna do. 91 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:49,561 You sit tight until I return, sound good? 92 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,431 Doesn't matter. It's an order. 93 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,299 Follow it blindly. Mm-ha-ha! 94 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:56,735 Okay? 95 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,437 All right, ciao. 96 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,539 Adios! 97 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,508 So which way is Chili's? 98 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,443 Ah, I'll drive. No, that's all right. 99 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:05,477 I wanna leave straight from there. 100 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:06,678 It just a couple blocks away. 101 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,747 So... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you? 102 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,449 I know Scranton. At all. 103 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,184 Have you ever been to Scranton, Jen? 104 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:14,953 If it's a couple blocks away, we can go together. 105 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,689 Jan Levinson-Gould. 106 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,258 Jan is cold. 107 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:20,692 If she was sitting across from you on a train, 108 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,095 and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead. 109 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,765 We should come up with a signal of some sort. 110 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,866 Why would we need a signal? 111 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,501 Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, 112 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,969 the other one can signal and... 113 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,271 What kind of trouble are you planning on 114 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:33,639 getting in, Michael? 115 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,074 Well, it could be either of us. 116 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:36,375 You're gonna let me do the talking, 117 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,843 we agreed on that. 118 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,545 Yes. 119 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,216 Hello? Christian? 120 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,551 Yes. I thought that was you. 121 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,752 Hi. Hi. 122 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,454 Michael Scott, this is Jan Levinson-Gould. 123 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,322 Just Jan Levinson. 124 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:51,423 No Gould? No. 125 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,092 Thank you very much for meeting with us. 126 00:04:53,094 --> 00:04:54,393 Have you been waiting long? 127 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,427 No, not long. 128 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,995 Good. Uh, Jan, what happened? 129 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,797 Michael... Is Gould dead? 130 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,599 What, uh... Michael. 131 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:01,967 We got divorced, okay? 132 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,002 I'm so sorry, excuse me. Wow, you're kidding me. 133 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,137 Do you wanna talk about it? 134 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:06,371 Michael. 135 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,906 Could we have a table for three please? 136 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,274 When did this happen? 137 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,542 We're in a meeting. Okay. 138 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:11,577 This way, please. 139 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,978 All right, after you. 140 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,680 Thank you. 141 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,686 I thought we could start 142 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:21,920 by going over the needs of the county. 143 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,288 Right. 144 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,424 Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune 145 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:29,394 to the slow economic growth of the past five years. 146 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:33,699 So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction. 147 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,200 Awesome Blossom? 148 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,401 What? 149 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,469 I think we should share an Awesome Blossom. 150 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,037 What do you say? They are awesome. 151 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,006 You want to, Christian? Awesome? 152 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,208 Sure. Okay, it's done. 153 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,178 Actually, Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please? 154 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,646 Extra awesome? 155 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,714 Now it is done. 156 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,915 So, if you have... 157 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,217 Hey, I heard a very very funny joke... 158 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,919 the other day. You wanna hear it? 159 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,922 Christian, you don't have to listen to this. 160 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,490 It's okay. I like jokes. 161 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,591 Okay. 162 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,726 Just the one. 163 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,561 Just one joke? Okay. 164 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,296 Well, if it's just gonna be one... 165 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:07,499 I will think of a different joke. 166 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,634 Um... 167 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,038 Dunder Miflin, this is Pam. 168 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,106 Pam, it's Michael. 169 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:15,674 I need you to go into my office 170 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,176 and check some data for me. 171 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:20,312 Okay, um, you want me to read 'em? 172 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:21,613 Yes. 173 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,049 Okay, um, a fisherman is walking down 5th Avenue 174 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,551 leading an animal behind him. 175 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,052 Nope! Nope, hold it. 176 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,520 Not as good as you think. Pick another one. 177 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,821 Okay. 178 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,723 There's a transcript between a Naval ship and... 179 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,892 Oh, hey! Bingo. 180 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,993 And a lighthouse. 181 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,328 Yes, that is hysterical. 182 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,729 Could you start that one from the beginning? 183 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,064 Sure. 184 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,399 There's a transcript between a naval ship 185 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,034 and a lighthouse. 186 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,421 Is this real? 187 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,456 It is a screenplay... 188 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,791 starring himself. 189 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,559 Agent Michael Scarn. 190 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,127 Of the F.B.I. 191 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,596 How long is this? 192 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:14,666 Oh, Pam, good work. 193 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,635 Oh, wait, stop. 194 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:17,970 Drawings. 195 00:07:17,972 --> 00:07:19,004 What is that? 196 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,773 Oh, those are drawings in case 197 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,076 the writing didn't really put a picture in your head. 198 00:07:24,078 --> 00:07:25,978 And there he is in the flesh, 199 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:28,046 Agent Michael Scarn. 200 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,781 Now we know what he looks like. 201 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,851 First guy says, "Well, I'm an astronaut, 202 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,253 so I drive a Saturn." 203 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:37,122 And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, 204 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,558 so I drive a cheap Escort." 205 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,393 And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. 206 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:46,298 I'm a proctologist so I drive a brown Probe." 207 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,034 Oh, no! 208 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,138 Oh, my God, that's funny! 209 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,974 I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose! 210 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,244 Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please? 211 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,947 Do we all have our copy of Threat Level Midnight 212 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,081 by Michael Scott? 213 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,286 All right, let's get this started. 214 00:08:07,288 --> 00:08:09,354 I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions. 215 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,290 And Phyllis, I would like you to play 216 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:12,524 Catherine Zeta-Jones. 217 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,026 That's the character's name? 218 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:16,061 Okay, you guys should not be doing this! 219 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,262 Why not, Dwight? 220 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,597 This is a movie. 221 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:21,099 I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy. 222 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,268 You took something that doesn't belong to you. 223 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,803 Dwight. Brought it in here, made copies of it... 224 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,572 Do you want to play the lead role 225 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,341 of Agent Michael Scarn? 226 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:33,178 Arrgh! Num num num. 227 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,713 That's delicious! 228 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,214 I love it. 229 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:39,117 We would probably be upset with ourselves 230 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,753 if we went this whole night without talking business. 231 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,690 So Dunder Miflin can provide... 232 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,359 a level of personal service to the county 233 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,228 That the warehouse chains just can't match. 234 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,030 Well, we are out to save money. 235 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,031 What's the bottom line? 236 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,166 Blah! Blah blah blah. 237 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:55,801 Blu bad be bah. 238 00:08:55,803 --> 00:09:00,072 That's why I wanted a signal between us. 239 00:09:00,074 --> 00:09:02,708 So I wouldn't have to just shout nonsense words. 240 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,276 That's her fault. 241 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:09,081 Did somebody say baby back ribs? 242 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,949 Hmm? Hmm? 243 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,885 I don't think Christian has time for that, Michael. 244 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,754 I have time. 245 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:26,832 Inside the F.B.I., Agent Michael Scarn 246 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,433 sits with his feet up on his desk. 247 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,402 Catherine Zeta-Jones enters. 248 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,270 Sir, you have some messages. 249 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,539 Not now! They're important. 250 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,875 Okay, what are they? 251 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,877 The first message is... I love you. 252 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,379 That's from me. 253 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,013 Not in 1,000 years, Catherine. 254 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,081 We work together. 255 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,750 And get off my desk. 256 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,752 Yes, I have acted before. 257 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,621 I was in a production of Oklahoma in the seventh grade. 258 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:53,425 I played the part of Mutie the mailman. 259 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,860 They had too many kids, 260 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,629 so they make up roles like that. 261 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:58,797 I was good. 262 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,499 If it isn't my old partner, 263 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:03,101 Samuel L. Chang. 264 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,371 Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight. 265 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:09,574 Thank you for noticing. 266 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,843 Now, keep me company for one more mission. 267 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,780 Hey, I have to work late. 268 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,682 You're joking, right? 269 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,050 Michael Scarn takes out a nine millimeter gun 270 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,919 and shoots the cake to bits. 271 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:26,725 Ha ha ha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. 272 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,859 Word. 273 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,528 Michael's movie? 274 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,496 Two thumbs down. 275 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,772 A man sitting several seats down 276 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,542 who has a gold face turns to Michael Scarn. 277 00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:45,243 Uh, ooh. 278 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,647 Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface? 279 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,849 Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be comfortable 280 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:51,983 in my private jet. 281 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,486 Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface. 282 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,921 Sam, get my luggage. 283 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,856 I forget it, brotha. 284 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,591 Samuel, you are such an idiot! 285 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:01,126 You are the worst assistant ever. 286 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,794 And you're disgusting, Dwigt. 287 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,630 Wait, who's Dwigt? 288 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,567 Here's what we think happened. 289 00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:10,569 Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie 290 00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:13,138 is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall 291 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,340 of the United States... 292 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,342 was originally named Dwight. 293 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,278 But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang 294 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,314 using a search and replace. 295 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,449 But that doesn't work on misspelled words. 296 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,118 Leaving behind one Dwigt. 297 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,621 And Dwight figured it out. 298 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:30,822 Oops. 299 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,326 D-W-I-G-H-T. 300 00:11:34,328 --> 00:11:35,360 Okay, you know what? 301 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,528 I am done with this. 302 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,163 That's it, the end. 303 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,765 Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so... 304 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,667 Uh, you don't speak for everyone, Jim. 305 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,469 Okay, announcement. 306 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,671 My uncle bought me some fireworks. 307 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,807 And anyone who wants to see a real show 308 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,542 come with me outside now. 309 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,544 That's actually a good idea. 310 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:53,678 We'll all take a brief intermission. 311 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,680 Hey, are you hungry? 312 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,349 Yeah. Yeah? 313 00:11:57,351 --> 00:12:00,685 And so after watching my mom go through so much pain, 314 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,989 I decided to keep that promise that I made to her. 315 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,157 And take care of her. 316 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,425 Hoo. 317 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,327 Well, this brings us to Jan. 318 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,495 Truth or dare. 319 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,130 Tell us about your divorce. 320 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,565 Oh, no, Michael. Michael, Michael. 321 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,867 Do, do. Michael, please. No really. 322 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,602 Oh, hey. So you're not gonna play. 323 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,971 She's not playing. She's not playing the game. That's not fair. 324 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,306 We'd been fighting for a while. 325 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,374 He didn't want kids. 326 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:23,475 I knew that going into it. 327 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,076 But he also knew that I did. 328 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,711 So I guess I thought that he would change his mind. 329 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,280 He thought that I would change mine. 330 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:29,948 You didn't. 331 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,716 I was stupid. 332 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,487 No. No, you were not stupid. 333 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:36,755 Gould was stupid, right? 334 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,756 That's right. 335 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,758 You were really brave. 336 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,993 I mean, you put your arms out there. 337 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,995 You slit your wrist. 338 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,398 You said, "World, this is my blood, it's red." 339 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,701 Just like yours, so love me." 340 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,738 I had plans to meet a friend tonight. 341 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,240 Which I had to cancel. 342 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,942 But this is cool too. 343 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,743 I'm not a complainer. 344 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,518 Wow. For the bugs. 345 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,586 Nice. 346 00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:11,590 That's excellent because bugs love... 347 00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:12,958 my famous grilled cheese sandwich. 348 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,994 Yes! Nice. 349 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,797 I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner. 350 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,136 Whoa! 351 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,505 Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! 352 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,377 Yeah! Ha! 353 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,411 Whoo-hoo! 354 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,747 Right down the street? Mm-hmm. 355 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,582 Kenneth Road, born and raised. 356 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,984 Spent my whole life 357 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,619 right here in Lackawanna county. 358 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,054 And I do not intend on moving. 359 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,255 I know this place. 360 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,091 I know how many hospitals we have. 361 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,693 I know how many schools we have. 362 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,828 It's home, you know? 363 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,596 I know the challenges 364 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,431 that this county's up against. 365 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,433 Here's the thing about those discount suppliers, 366 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,568 they don't care. 367 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,304 They come in, they undercut everything. 368 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,139 And they run us out of business. 369 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,341 And then, once we're all gone, 370 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,909 they jack up the prices. I know. 371 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,011 It's bad. It's terrible. 372 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,446 It is... your know what? It really is. 373 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,848 Uh... 374 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,017 I don't know. 375 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,252 I guess I could give you guys our business, 376 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,954 but you have to meet me halfway, okay? 377 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,024 Because they're expecting me to make cuts. 378 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,527 Well, corporate's gonna go ballistic, 379 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,798 but you think we could, Jan? 380 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,869 So, I guess I'll see you in... 381 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,070 10 hours. 382 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,938 What are you gonna do with your time off? 383 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,407 Travel. Yeah. 384 00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:38,076 I've been looking forward to it. 385 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,613 It's gonna be... really nice. 386 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,782 I'm gonna find myself. 387 00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:45,216 You have new music? 388 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,286 Yeah. Definitely. 389 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,365 See ya! Bye! 390 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,800 Good-bye! 391 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,469 Thanks. 392 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,838 Yes! We did it. 393 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,907 We got it! Nailed it, nailed it! 394 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,609 Come here. 395 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:15,146 I am really... thrilled. 396 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,895 Let's go. 397 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,130 What? Let's go. 398 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,099 Go and... okay. Where are we going? 399 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,467 Doesn't matter. 400 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:38,036 Goin' to the go-go. 401 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,704 Okay. 402 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,950 Michael? 403 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,892 Michael? 404 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,430 Michael? 405 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,839 His car's not in the parking lot. 406 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,541 I should check the accident reports. 407 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:20,845 Who's this? 408 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,782 Jan? 409 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,203 Morning, Pam. 410 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,238 Hey. 411 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,441 No, nothing happened. 412 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,813 I swear! 413 00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:56,281 Nothing happened. 414 00:16:56,283 --> 00:17:00,718 What... I'm totally being serious. 415 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,588 A gentleman does not kiss and tell. 416 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,324 And neither do I. 417 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,392 I'm... 418 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,360 No, seriously, guys, I'm not... 419 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,130 I don't wanna go into it at all. 420 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,998 It's off limits. 421 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,101 Fine, I took her back to her hotel, 422 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,570 and we made out for a little while. 423 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,138 It was great. 424 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,406 I mean, she told me about her divorce. 425 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,740 We talked for about five hours. 426 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,043 She fell asleep on my arm. 427 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,950 Hello, Dwight. 428 00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:32,984 Did you do her? 429 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,853 Who? 430 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,921 Jan Levinson-Gould. 431 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:41,159 Uh, no, no, no Gould. 432 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,193 Did you do her? 433 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,195 This is none of your affair. 434 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,363 Because she is your boss. 435 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,364 And she is your boss. 436 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,132 And she is a woman. 437 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:53,938 She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman. 438 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,473 And you know what? 439 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,674 I don't think I can sit here 440 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,843 and let you talk about her that way 441 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,778 without me defending her honor. 442 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,448 Jan, I defend your honor. 443 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,515 Is that all? 444 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,123 Jan didn't come back for her car last night. 445 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,092 What? 446 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,394 Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn 447 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,229 has finally found his Catherine Zeta? 448 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,365 Oh, I don't know... 449 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,335 Oh, my God. This is Jan's cell. 450 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,470 No way. 451 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,706 Dunder Miflin, this is Pam. 452 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,342 I know we have to register 453 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,279 as a consensual sexual relationship with HR. 454 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,815 My question, do I do it as the man, 455 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,417 does she do it as my superior? 456 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,852 I don't know. 457 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:43,221 That leads to other issues that we may have 458 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,123 in our relationship. 459 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,257 It's, uh... 460 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,725 Excuse me. 461 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,960 Hello? 462 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:52,130 Hi. Just talking about you. 463 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,798 The camera. No. 464 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,866 Uh-huh. 465 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,901 How's traffic? 466 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,169 I miss you. What? 467 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:00,838 Okay. 468 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:07,612 Well, if it was a mistake, it was a wonderful mistake. 469 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,618 No. Just... 470 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,920 No, I did not intentionally get you drunk. 471 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,691 Mm-hmm. 472 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,260 No, no. 473 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,095 This is just a fight. 474 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:25,630 This is just a first fight of many fights 475 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,266 we're gonna have. 476 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,735 Right. 477 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,003 No. 478 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,504 You... I don't understand. 479 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,373 You wanna see other people. 480 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,808 Only other people. 481 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,609 Wha... okay. 482 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,178 I think you're still a little bit drunk. 483 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,779 Excuse me. Excuse me? 484 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,083 I think you're sti... yes. 485 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:46,417 Why don't you just come back here? 486 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,052 We can go to the hotel. 487 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,387 Have a few drinks. 488 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,389 No, I didn't slip you something! 489 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,425 Some might even say we had our first date last night. 490 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,661 Oh, really? Really. 491 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,062 Why might some say that? 492 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:02,166 'Cause there was dinner. By candlelight. 493 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,370 Dinner and a show if you include Michael's movie. 494 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,806 And there was dancing and fireworks. 495 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,841 Pretty good date. 496 00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:11,075 We didn't dance. 497 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:13,578 You're right, we didn't dance. 498 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,580 It was more like... swaying. 499 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,349 But still romantic. 500 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,951 Swaying isn't dancing. 501 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,690 At least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game. 502 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,864 I have some faxes to get out. 503 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,801 Oh, come on. Pam, I'm... 504 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,271 Okay, we didn't dance. 505 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,740 And I was totally joking, anyway. 506 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,776 I mean, it's not really a date if the girl 507 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:46,744 goes home to her fiancé. 508 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,380 Right? 509 00:20:50,105 --> 00:21:00,105 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.