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Hey.

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Hello.

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Jim!

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- What's up, buddy?
- This is not funny.

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Why is my stuff in here?

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Wow, that's weird.

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Ooh, dollar for a stapler,
that's pretty good.

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Yeah, well I'm not paying
for my own stuff, okay?

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I know you did this
'cause you're friends

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with the, uh,
vending machine guy.

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Who Steve?

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- Yeah, Steve.
- Oh, sorry.

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- Or whatever his name is.
- What do I want?

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Ooh, it's a pencil cup.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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That's my pencil cup.

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Um, I don't think so,
I just bought it.

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Uh, I think so, and you're
going to hand it over to me.

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I love these.

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Okay, fine.

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My wallet?

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Um.

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Oh, there it is. J1.

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- Here, you know what?
- I don't have any...

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You can have some nickels.

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5, 10.

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15, 20, 25...

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Hello, everyone.

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Morning, Michael.

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Where are we going
this afternoon?

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Nah, ha, ha.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Last week, Michael sent out
this mysterious memo.

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"It's time for our first
quarter camaraderie event.

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"So pack a swimsuit,
a toothbrush,

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"rubber-soled shoes,

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and a ski mask."

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A ski mask and a swimsuit?

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So that he can
have us rob a bank

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and then escape
through the sewers.

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And brush our teeth.

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Yeah?

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Michael.

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Stanley... bo banley.

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I need to know...

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Banana fanna fo fanley.

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- What we're doing.
- Me mi mo manley.

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You said bring a toothbrush.

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Stanley.

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Is this an overnight?

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Maybe. The suspense is just
so exciting, isn't it?

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Should my wife tell her boss
she's not coming in tomorrow?

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Maybe, I don't know.

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Not maybe, yes or no.

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Well, no, but... okay,
don't spoil it for everybody.

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All right?

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But, we are going
on a booze cruise

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on Lake Wallempaupack.

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In January.

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It's cheaper.

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This is not just another party.

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This is a leadership
training exercise.

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Right?

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I'm going to combine elements
of fun and motivation

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and education into a single,
mind-blowing experience.

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It is now time to unveil

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the destination of
this year's retreat.

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We are going on a harbor cruise

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of Lake Wallempaupack.

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It's a booze cruise.

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All right.

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I have a test for business
school tomorrow night.

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Is it okay if skip the cruise
and study for that?

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No, this is mandatory.

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But don't worry, you know what?

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You're going to learn plenty.

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This is going to turn
your life around, Ryan.

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I'm already in business school.

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Wait, Michael?

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Yeah?

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Um, why did you tell us
to bring a bathing suit?

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To throw you off the scent.

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Yeah, but I bought
a bathing suit.

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Well, just keep the tags on
and you can return it.

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I took the tags off already.

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Well, that's not my fault, okay?

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Just... we're not going
to pay for a bathing suit.

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Okay.

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I know what you're all thinking.

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Who is this smart little cookie?

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Her name is Brenda...

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something, and she
is from corporate.

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And she is here, like you, to
learn from what I have to say.

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I am a great
motivational speaker.

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I attended a Tony Robbins event
by the airport last year, and...

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It wasn't the actual course.

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You have to pay
for the actual course.

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But, it talked about
the actual course.

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And I've incorporated

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a lot of his ideas
into my own course.

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Leader... ship.

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The word ship is hidden inside
the word leadership,

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as its derivation.

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So, if this office
is in fact a ship,

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as its leader...

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I am the captain.

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But...

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We're all in the same boat.

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Teamwork.

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Last year, Michael's theme was
"bowl over the competition."

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So, guess where we went?

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Now, on this ship
that is the office,

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what is the sales department?

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Anyone?

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How about the sales department
is the sails?

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Yes, Daryl.

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The sales department
makes sales.

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Good.

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Let me just explain.

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I see the sales department

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as the furnace.

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- A furnace?
- Yeah.

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Yeesh, how old is this ship?

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How about the anchor?

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What does the furnace do?

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All right, let's not get
hung up on the furnace.

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This just...

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It's the sales...

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I see the sales department
are down there.

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They're in the engine room

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and they are shoveling
coal into the furnace, right?

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I mean who saw
the movie Titanic?

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They were very important
in the movie Titanic.

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Who saw it?
Show of hands.

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Not really sure what movie
you're talking about.

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You sure you got
the title right?

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Titanic.

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I think you're thinking of
The Hunt for Red October.

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No, I'm...

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Leo DiCaprio, come on!

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Michael stands in
the front of the boat

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and says that he's king of
the world within the first hour,

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or I give you my next paycheck.

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Michael, everyone in
the engine room drowned.

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No... thank you,
spoiler alert.

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You saw the movie,
those of you who did.

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They're happy down there
in the furnace room.

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And they're dirty and grimy

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and sweaty.

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And they're singing
their ethnic songs.

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And... actually,
that might be Warehouse.

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What?

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The... no...

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No, I didn't...

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Okay, well, the...

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Okay, in a nutshell what I'm
saying is leadership.

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We'll get... we'll talk more
about that on the boat.

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Aye, aye, Captain.

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Pam, you are Mary Ann.

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We have...

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The Professor and Ginger.

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Welcome aboard.

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Angela, you are Mrs. Howell.

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Lovey.

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Uh, the native.

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Sometimes they come
from neighboring...

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Oh, uh, we have, uh...

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one of the Globetrotters.

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I am the Skipper.

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And Dwight,
you will be Gilligan.

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Cool.

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Actually, I'm the Skipper.

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Okay. But you could be Gilligan.

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Oh, I'd rather die.

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Hi.
I am Michael Scott.

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I am the Captain of this party.

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I'm Captain Jack.

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- I'm captain of the ship.
- Ahh!

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I'm also captain of anyone
who sets foot on the ship.

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Hi, welcome aboard.

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Okay.

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In an office,
when you are ranking people,

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manager is higher than captain.

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On a boat, who knows?

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It's nebul-ose.

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Hey, look.

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I'm king of the world!

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Okay, all right.

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Welcome aboard.

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I am your captain, Captain Jack.

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And I am the Regional Manager
of Dunder Mifflin,

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Michael Scott.

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Welcome, welcome.

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- Okay, so, um...
- Okay, so.

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Please... the, uh,
life preservers.

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They are located

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underneath the seats
all along the perimeter

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But don't worry.
Of the boat.

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You are not going to be needing
life preservers tonight.

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- Well, we might be, okay?
- This is just gonna be...

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- Please let me finish, okay?
- Well...

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Thank you.

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So the Coast Guard requires

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that I tell you where
the safety exits are.

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Now, on this ship,
it's very easy.

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Anywhere over the side.

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Not only am I
your ship's captain,

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I am also your party captain!

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Woo, we're going to get it going
here in just a few minutes...

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And I am your party captain too!

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And you are going to put
on your dancing shoes

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later on.
Hey, Mike, Mike.

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So, we are gonna...

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- Uh, if you don't mind.
- Rock it... what?

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Please, okay?

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If the boat's a-rocking,
don't come knocking.

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Michael!
Yup.

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Uh, your company employees

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are not the only people
on the boat tonight, okay?

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We're all gonna have
a good time tonight.

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Hey, hey, listen, Mike.

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Why don't you let me
and my crew do our job?

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You just sit back...
Mm-hmm.

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And have a good time, okay?
Okay, yup.

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All right?

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You guys,

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it's like we're in high school

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and we're at the cool table.

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Right?

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Yeah.

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Kim, were you a cheerleader?

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No, she was total little Miss
Artsy Fartsy in high school.

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She wore the turtleneck
and everything.

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That's hilarious.

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It's not hilarious, but...

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Where'd you go to school?

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Fisher Bohara.

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"Piss la poo
cares-uh?"

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We played you.

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You... you really
look familiar.

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Did you, uh... You cheered
for them, didn't you?

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Mm, no.

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Yes, I did.

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- Having fun?
- Yeah.

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Everybody's really nice.

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Good, well, that is what
Scranton is all about.

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Not like you "New Yawkers."

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When are you going
to start the, uh...

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What?
The, uh, presentation?

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Well, I already sort of
started it back at the office

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and on the dock with
the Gilligan thing.

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So, right now, I was thinking.

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Yes.

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Okay!

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Listen up,

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all you, Dunder Mifflinites!

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I would like to talk

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to you all about

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life preservers.

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Now, one important
life preserver

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in business is IT Support.

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Not now Mike,
we're doing the limbo!

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That's right, partiers.

267
00:09:48,325 --> 00:09:49,991
It's time to limbo,
limbo, limbo.

268
00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:52,093
So, okay.
All right!

269
00:09:52,095 --> 00:09:53,161
I need a volunteer

270
00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:54,863
to come up here
and hold my stick.

271
00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:56,097
Huh, who's it gonna be?

272
00:09:56,099 --> 00:09:57,599
Me.
Me, me, me.

273
00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:58,600
Me, me, me.

274
00:09:58,602 --> 00:10:00,035
Uh.

275
00:10:00,037 --> 00:10:01,937
Usually, it's a woman.

276
00:10:01,939 --> 00:10:03,572
I'm stronger.

277
00:10:03,574 --> 00:10:04,673
Hey, I got an idea.

278
00:10:04,675 --> 00:10:07,576
How would you like
to steer the ship, Dwight?

279
00:10:07,578 --> 00:10:08,777
Keep us on a steady course.

280
00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:11,246
Keep a sharp eye out,
I'm counting on you.

281
00:10:11,248 --> 00:10:13,682
I was the youngest pilot
in Pan Am history.

282
00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:17,052
When I was four, the pilot
let me ride in the cockpit

283
00:10:17,054 --> 00:10:19,955
and fly the plane with him.

284
00:10:19,957 --> 00:10:22,457
And I was four and I was great!

285
00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:23,592
And I would have landed it,

286
00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:26,027
but my dad wanted us
to go back to our seats.

287
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,032
All right, all right.

288
00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:34,269
That was great, now it's time
for the dance contest!

289
00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:36,872
Why don't we do that after
I do my presentation and...

290
00:10:36,874 --> 00:10:37,906
Nope.

291
00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:39,374
Dance contest!

292
00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:42,077
All right, we'll have a
motivational dance contest.

293
00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:43,712
Hit it!

294
00:10:43,714 --> 00:10:46,081
Yeah, okay.

295
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:47,249
Dancing.

296
00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:52,087
It is a primal art form
used in ancient times

297
00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:57,893
to express yourself
with the body.

298
00:10:57,895 --> 00:10:59,694
And communicate.

299
00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:12,574
Sometimes you have
to take a break

300
00:11:12,576 --> 00:11:13,842
from being the kind of boss

301
00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:15,710
that's always trying
to teach people things.

302
00:11:15,712 --> 00:11:19,247
Sometimes you have to just
to be the boss of dancing.

303
00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:47,242
Hey, come inside and talk to me.

304
00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:48,577
I can't.

305
00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:51,179
Do you want us
to run aground, woman?

306
00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:55,817
Snorkel shots, snorkel shots!

307
00:11:55,819 --> 00:11:58,553
Snorkel shots, snorkel shots!

308
00:11:58,555 --> 00:11:59,921
Snorkel shots!

309
00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:03,458
Woo! Who's next?

310
00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:04,593
Come on, Pammy,
come on, come on!

311
00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:05,660
No, I'm not doing that.

312
00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:06,661
Come on!

313
00:12:06,663 --> 00:12:07,996
Ay ay ay ay ay!

314
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:08,997
Tequila!

315
00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:10,298
Woo!
Oy!

316
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,466
That's what I'm talking about.

317
00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:12,467
Hey, why don't we find,

318
00:12:12,469 --> 00:12:14,102
like, a quieter place
to hang out?

319
00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:16,471
You know what, I've just got to
wait for Daryl to do his shot.

320
00:12:16,473 --> 00:12:17,472
Just a minute.

321
00:12:17,474 --> 00:12:19,741
Come on, Daryl, Daryl!

322
00:12:19,743 --> 00:12:21,509
It's getting kind of
rowdy down there.

323
00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:22,611
Yeah.

324
00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:28,216
"Daryl, Daryl, Daryl."

325
00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:30,752
Sometimes I just don't get Roy.

326
00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:32,954
Well.

327
00:12:36,192 --> 00:12:38,093
I mean, I don't know.

328
00:12:46,902 --> 00:12:48,536
So.

329
00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:51,172
What's it like dating
a cheerleader?

330
00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:57,712
Oh... um.

331
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,035
I'm cold.

332
00:13:30,546 --> 00:13:32,847
So, what's this presentation
all about?

333
00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:34,983
Ah, see, this is
of general interest.

334
00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:38,153
It is about... priorities.

335
00:13:38,155 --> 00:13:40,021
And making decisions

336
00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:41,423
using the boat as an analogy.

337
00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:42,891
What is important to you?

338
00:13:42,893 --> 00:13:45,694
If the boat is sinking,
what do you save?

339
00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:46,995
Women and children.

340
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,163
No, no.

341
00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:50,365
Salesmen and profit centers.

342
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,033
That's a stupid analogy.

343
00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:54,636
Oh-kay,
well, obviously,

344
00:13:54,638 --> 00:13:57,405
you don't know anything
about leadership.

345
00:13:57,407 --> 00:14:00,375
Well, I was the captain of a
PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat

346
00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:02,310
during Desert Storm.

347
00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:04,779
Wow, you should be
the motivational speaker.

348
00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:06,548
Him, oh-kay.

349
00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:09,451
Yeah, he gives me
real responsibility, Michael.

350
00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:10,852
Captain Jack delegates.

351
00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:13,488
He's let me steer the ship
for the last hour.

352
00:14:15,524 --> 00:14:16,725
I'd like to be engaged.

353
00:14:16,727 --> 00:14:19,527
How did you manage
to pull that off?

354
00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:21,463
Um.

355
00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:23,865
Uh, I've been engaged
for three years

356
00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:25,867
and there's no end in sight.

357
00:14:25,869 --> 00:14:29,037
So, you don't want
to ask my advice.

358
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,072
Suppose your office
building's on fire.

359
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,073
Jim.

360
00:14:32,075 --> 00:14:33,241
Who would you save?

361
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:37,479
Um... let's see, uh...

362
00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:40,815
The customer.

363
00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,350
'Cause the customer is king.

364
00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:43,818
Not what I was looking for,
but a good thought.

365
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:45,820
He's just sucking up.

366
00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,155
When you were in the Navy,

367
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,591
did you, um, ever almost die?

368
00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,092
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

369
00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:52,093
And I wasn't thinking about

370
00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:53,128
some customer.

371
00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:55,230
I was thinking about
my first wife.

372
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:58,099
The day I got back
on shore, I married her.

373
00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:05,073
You know what, I would
save the receptionist.

374
00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:06,875
I just, wanted to clear that up.

375
00:15:10,412 --> 00:15:13,314
Hey, everybody,

376
00:15:13,316 --> 00:15:15,083
could I have your attention
for just a second?

377
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:16,084
Would you listen
to me for a second?

378
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:17,585
Um, we were up at the front

379
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,621
and we were talking about
what's really important and...

380
00:15:19,623 --> 00:15:22,690
Pam, um...

381
00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:24,025
I think enough is enough.

382
00:15:24,027 --> 00:15:26,327
I think we should set
a date for our wedding.

383
00:15:26,329 --> 00:15:27,862
How about June 10th?

384
00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:29,164
- Woo!
- Come on, let's do it.

385
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,867
- Finally.
- Come on, baby!

386
00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,169
Oh, my God, congratulations!

387
00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:36,538
Congratulations.

388
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,640
Yes!

389
00:15:38,642 --> 00:15:39,674
Oh, my God!

390
00:15:39,676 --> 00:15:40,809
I love you, baby.
Come on!

391
00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:42,143
Woo, congratulations!

392
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,585
You know what, I don't want
to take credit for this.

393
00:15:50,587 --> 00:15:53,054
But Roy and I were just
having a conversation

394
00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:58,026
about making commitments
and making choices, right?

395
00:15:58,028 --> 00:15:59,494
Did I motivate you?

396
00:15:59,496 --> 00:16:01,162
No, it was, it was Captain Jack.

397
00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:02,730
Well...
Captain Jack!

398
00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:05,099
Could have been either one of us

399
00:16:05,101 --> 00:16:07,035
because, pretty much,
we were saying the same thing.

400
00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:09,137
Congratulations, that is great.

401
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:10,839
We gotta celebrate!

402
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:16,010
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
I got an idea, I got an idea.

403
00:16:16,012 --> 00:16:18,980
I can marry you right now
as captain of the ship, huh?

404
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:22,750
Yes, I can marry you as Regional
Manager of Dunder Mifflin!

405
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:25,386
No, no, no, no, I want
my mom and dad to be there.

406
00:16:25,388 --> 00:16:27,121
Then, I'll give you away!

407
00:16:27,123 --> 00:16:29,157
No, thank you.

408
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:37,398
Do you think that'll ever be us?

409
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,600
No.

410
00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:40,969
What is wrong with you?

411
00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:43,671
Why did you even
bring me here tonight?

412
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,106
I don't know.

413
00:16:45,108 --> 00:16:47,008
Let's break up.

414
00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:49,477
Wh-what?

415
00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:52,480
This is where old
Captain Jack drives the boat.

416
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:55,316
Wow.

417
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,618
Seasick?

418
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,053
Captain Jack says
you should look at the moon.

419
00:16:59,055 --> 00:17:00,588
Captain Jack's a fart face.

420
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,928
I'm on medication.

421
00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:08,329
Really, what?

422
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,731
Vomicillin.

423
00:17:12,269 --> 00:17:15,637
Okay, all right,
it's time to be bossy.

424
00:17:15,639 --> 00:17:17,839
Time to motivate,
let's blow some minds here.

425
00:17:17,841 --> 00:17:19,941
Okay, guys, guys, guys, cool it.

426
00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:21,042
Everybody.

427
00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:22,510
Dunder Mifflin
and Scranton employees.

428
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:24,212
Brenda.

429
00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:26,681
I have some very, very urgent
news I need to tell everybody.

430
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,483
Right now, listen up.

431
00:17:28,485 --> 00:17:31,286
The ship... is sinking.

432
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:32,553
Okay?

433
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:34,522
We're going down, right now.

434
00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:37,525
Just wrap your heads around
the reality of that.

435
00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:39,360
What?

436
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,561
Shh, please, everybody,
it's my turn now, okay?

437
00:17:40,563 --> 00:17:42,263
Captain Jack is gone.

438
00:17:42,265 --> 00:17:44,766
In five minutes,
this ship is going to be

439
00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:46,134
at the bottom of the lake.

440
00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:49,804
And there aren't enough spaces
on the lifeboats.

441
00:17:49,806 --> 00:17:51,639
Who are we going to save?

442
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,374
- Do we save sales?
- No, no!

443
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,410
Do we save customer service?

444
00:17:55,412 --> 00:17:56,945
Do we save accounting?

445
00:17:56,947 --> 00:17:59,280
This is a business
scenario, right?

446
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:00,748
Hey, hey!

447
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,016
It's a scary...

448
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:03,584
- What the hell's going on here?
- It's a predicament.

449
00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:04,652
Get outta here, what the...

450
00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:06,220
And it's something that
each and every one of us

451
00:18:06,222 --> 00:18:07,789
have to think about.

452
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,525
I'm in the brig, see?

453
00:18:10,527 --> 00:18:15,129
Boat size corporate friendly,
as advertised.

454
00:18:15,131 --> 00:18:16,831
What is the deal with
the guy jumping overboard?

455
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,132
What was...

456
00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:21,803
If he had just waited
and heard what I had to say,

457
00:18:21,805 --> 00:18:24,605
he would be motivated
right now and not all wet.

458
00:18:39,188 --> 00:18:41,255
Somebody there?

459
00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:45,493
What happened to you?

460
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:49,864
Captain Jack
has a problem with authority.

461
00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:53,501
Oh, right, 'cause you announced
that his ship was sinking?

462
00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:56,771
Yeah.
He just totally lost it.

463
00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:59,440
If you ask me,
he caused the panic.

464
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,614
What a night.

465
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,850
Well, it was nice for you.
Your friend got engaged.

466
00:19:08,852 --> 00:19:10,018
She was always engaged.

467
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,020
Roy said the first one
didn't count.

468
00:19:12,022 --> 00:19:15,323
That's... great.

469
00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:20,862
To tell you the truth, I...

470
00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:23,064
used to have
a big thing for Pam.

471
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:24,499
So.

472
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,267
Really, you're kidding me.

473
00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:30,238
Y-you and Pam?

474
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,607
Wow.

475
00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:34,976
I would have never...
put you two together.

476
00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:36,844
You really hid it well, God!

477
00:19:37,746 --> 00:19:40,148
I usually have a radar
for stuff like that.

478
00:19:43,385 --> 00:19:45,353
You know, I made out with Jan.

479
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:47,355
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, yup.

480
00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:49,057
Well, Pam is cute.

481
00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:50,591
Yeah.

482
00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:53,694
She's really funny and...

483
00:19:53,696 --> 00:19:56,964
She's warm and she's just...

484
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,700
Anyway.

485
00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:03,704
Well, if you like her so much,
uh, don't give up.

486
00:20:05,674 --> 00:20:07,775
She's engaged.

487
00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:08,776
Pfft... BFD!

488
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,011
Engaged ain't married.

489
00:20:12,815 --> 00:20:15,149
Huh.

490
00:20:15,151 --> 00:20:17,485
Never, ever, ever give up.

491
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,359
Don't worry, Michael.

492
00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:27,929
I'm taking us to shore!

493
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:30,164
It's a fake wheel, dummy!

494
00:20:31,175 --> 00:20:41,175
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