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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

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Pam! It's Michael.
Help me.

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I need help right now.

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Michael, what's wrong?

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I'm hurt.
I have hurt myself!

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- Ohh, my God!
- Okay, wait, wait, wait!

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Oh, this is not
looking good, Pam!

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Michael, do you need me
to call an ambulance?

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No, I want you to pick me up.

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- Ohh! - Okay.
- What's going on?

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Wait a sec, I thought
you said that you were hurt.

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I am hurt.
I hurt my foot.

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Pam, what's going on?

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I want to come to work,

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but I need you to
come and pick me up.

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Ohh, God!

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Hey, whoa!
Michael!

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Oh, God!

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It's okay.
It's Jim.

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Just say again,
really loudly, what happened.

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Okay. Buhh!
I burned my foot!

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Very badly, on my Foreman Grill,

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and I now need someone
to come and bring me into work.

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You burned your foot
on a Foreman Grill?

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed.

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I like waking up
to the smell of bacon.

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Sue me.

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And since I don't have a butler,

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I have to do it myself.

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So most nights
before I go to bed,

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I will lay six strips of bacon
out on my George Foreman Grill.

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Then I go to sleep.

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When I wake up,
I plug in the grill.

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I go back to sleep again.

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Then I wake up to the smell
of crackling bacon.

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It is delicious.
It's good for me.

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It's a perfect way
to start the day.

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Today I got up,
I stepped onto the grill,

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and it clamped down
on my foot, that's it.

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I don't see what's
so hard to believe about that.

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Pam, could you come get me?

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Uh, I have to stay here
and answer the phone.

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Okay, could someone come
and get me, please? Ryan?

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Michael, you should
stay home and rest.

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There's no toilet paper here.
Could Ryan...

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Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper!

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Could you tell him that?

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Can you hop?

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I tried hopping, Kevin,

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and I bumped my elbow
against the wall,

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and now my elbow
has a "protruberence."

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No one wants to pick me up?

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What is going on?

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What is going on?

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Michael is, um, sick,

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and he wants one of us
to rescue him.

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- I'm not sick, I'm...
- I'm coming, Michael!

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I'm gonna save you!

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Don't! Is that Dwight?
I do not want Dwight.

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Hold on, Michael, I am coming!

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- Wait there!
- I do not want Dwight!

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Michael, why don't you
call your girlfriend?

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I don't have a girlfriend.

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But you said you went out
with her this weekend.

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It was all made up.
Just... someone come, okay?

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Anyone.
Anyone but Dwight.

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- What was that?
- What was that?

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Ohh.
Ohh!

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He hit the pole.

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It's broken, right?
He can't...

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Oh, Dwight. Dwight.

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Ohh!

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Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.
Is he okay?

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He's still driving.

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Dwight...

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You forgot your bumper!

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Hello?

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Please don't send Dwight.

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Morning, everyone.

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Don't freak out.

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I forbid anybody to freak out.

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Clearly I have had
a very serious accident.

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But I will recover.

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God willing.

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I just wanna be
treated normally today.

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Normal would actually be good.

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Considering the trauma
that I've been through.

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You missed two big
conference calls today.

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One with corporate.

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Oh, did you
explain... why?

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No, I didn't mention
that you cooked your foot.

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Burned my foot, Pam.

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Please stop popping my cast.

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Thank you.

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So where are you
shipping your foot?

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Ha ha ha.
So where are you shipping...

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Your foot.

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Thank you.

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Pam, messages, please.

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You didn't have any.

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Really?

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Well, seemed very important
to you earlier

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that you needed to stay and...

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- Do my job?
- No.

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Your job is being
my friend, Pam... and...

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Ow!
God!

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It slipped.

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- What did...
- Sorry.

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It's just that before, you said

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you didn't want
any special treatment.

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I don't want
any special treatment, Pam.

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I just want you to treat me

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like you would a family member

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who's undergone some sort
of serious physical trauma.

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I don't think that's
too much to ask.

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Do you want some aspirin?
Because you seem a little fussy.

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No, I don't want some aspirin.
Yeah, I am fussy.

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Aspirin's not gonna
do a damn thing.

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I'm sitting here with
a bloody stump of a foot.

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Pam, I am
Assistant Regional Manager.

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And I can take care of him.

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Part of my duties are to...

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What?

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Part of your duties are to what?

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What?

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You just said that part of
your duties are to something.

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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

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What is wrong with you?

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What is wrong with you?

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Where is my cornbread?

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Here you go.

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Thank you. Did you get
all dark meat like I like?

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Yes, I ordered three full
rotisserie chickens worth

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of all dark meat.

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Where are the yams?

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They were out of yams.

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I got you creamed spinach.

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Did you go to the one
in Stroudsburg? Yes.

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- And they had no yams?
- They had no yams.

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How strange.

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Because they always have yams.

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Oh, man, is that
a Prism Duro Sport?

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You've seen one of these?

145
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Yeah, they're like an iPod,
only they're better.

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'Cause they're chunkier
and more solid.

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Roy gave it to me for Christmas.

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I'm trying to figure out
how to put songs on it.

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Oh, no, no, no.
Don't go there.

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I know this Russian website

151
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where you can download songs
for two cents apiece.

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Really? Yeah, I'll write
down the address for you.

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Only the only thing is...

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is that all the songs
are in Russian.

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Kidding!

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Oh... oh!

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Why would they all be...

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Okay, see you later, Pan.

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Pan?

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Pam!

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Pam?

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Oh, God.

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What?

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Come here, please.

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Tell me before I come there.

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I want you
to rub butter on my foot.

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No.

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Pam, please.

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I have Country Crock.

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No.

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Ryan!

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Ryan!

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Ryan!

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These covers...

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are totally indestructible.

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Really?
Yeah.

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Throw it.
I promise it won't break.

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Chuck it.

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Oh, no, it's broken.

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What?

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No, it's fine.

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I told you it wouldn't break.

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You could throw it all day long.

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That is so cool.

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Thanks, Dwight.

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You're welcome.

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So I guess Pam and Dwight
are friends now.

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Oh, God, no.
Dwight isn't my friend.

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Oh, God, no.
Dwight isn't my friend.

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Oh, my God...
Dwight's kind of my friend!

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No, no... no one is helping me
out at all, Mom.

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No, I'm not gonna call Jan.

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She'd just worry.

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Drive down here
and make a big thing.

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Who told you that?

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No, it was mutual.

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What is Pam doing
chatting with you?

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Hmm.
Do you like candy?

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It's all right.

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'Cause you're
sweeter than candy.

201
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What is wrong with you?

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Hey, cut...

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Wow, you just dive right in.

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You know, around age 12,

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I just started
going for it, you know?

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Help!

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Oh, help! Help me!

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What... what happened?

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I fell off the toilet.

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I'm caught between
the toilet and the wall.

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What do you need?

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Not you.
Someone else.

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Get Pam.

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I don't think Pam's gonna wanna
come into the men's room.

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Get Ryan.

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He needs to lift me!

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And he needs to
clean me up a little bit.

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Bring a wet towel.

219
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Ryan is, uh... dead.

220
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No, he's not.
I just saw him.

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No. He's...

222
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Can you just get up yourself?

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I... you only
grilled your foot.

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Oh, forget it.

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I'll just get up myself.

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Ohh! Oww!

227
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Ow! Ow, God!

228
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Do you think Dwight's
being a little weird today?

229
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No... he's actually been
really nice and helpful.

230
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And that isn't weird?

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Well...

232
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,434
Can I have everyone's
attention, please?

233
00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:06,734
Phyllis... Oscar...

234
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,168
Ryan, who is supposed
to be dead.

235
00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:12,367
Can I ask you all a question?

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Do you know what it's like
to be disabled?

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Um... I had scoliosis
as a girl.

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Never heard of it.
No... a real disability.

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Not a woman's trouble.

240
00:10:22,602 --> 00:10:24,801
When I was a teenager,
I was in an iron lung.

241
00:10:24,803 --> 00:10:26,834
Wha... how old are you?

242
00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:30,801
No, it...
Look, the point is...

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I am the only one here
who has a legitimate disability.

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00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:40,367
Although I'm sure Stanley has
had his fair share of obstacles.

245
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I'm not disabled,
and neither are you.

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Okay, what does this look like
to you, Stanley?

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Mail Boxes, Etc.

248
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Shut... it.

249
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Okay.
Well...

250
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Well, you know what?

251
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Disabilities

252
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are not things to be laughed at

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or laughed about.

254
00:11:01,602 --> 00:11:03,434
You people are jerks.

255
00:11:03,436 --> 00:11:06,334
Imagine if you had
left Stevie Wonder

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00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,534
on the floor of that bathroom
instead of me.

257
00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:10,834
Oh, we wouldn't.
We love Stevie Wonder.

258
00:11:14,202 --> 00:11:16,101
I burned my foot!

259
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,734
Okay, 20 minutes,
conference room.

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00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:21,500
Everybody's in there!

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00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:24,400
Dad?

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00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:29,834
While we are waiting

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for our special guests
to arrive,

264
00:11:32,136 --> 00:11:34,068
I wanted you all to take a look

265
00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:38,068
at a few of the many,
many disabled icons

266
00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:40,168
who have contributed
so much to our society.

267
00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,467
Quick question.
Yeah?

268
00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:43,867
Why is Tom Hanks on the wall?

269
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,834
- Twice.
- Good question.

270
00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:48,801
Forrest Gump,
mentally challenged.

271
00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:51,267
Philadelphia...

272
00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:53,034
I think that's from Big.

273
00:11:53,036 --> 00:11:55,367
I don't think so, no.

274
00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,968
Yeah, he's dancing on a piano
with Robert Loggia.

275
00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,068
He grew into a man overnight.

276
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,001
A rare disability.
It still works.

277
00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:05,867
A crossword puzzle, Stanley?

278
00:12:05,869 --> 00:12:08,068
Seriously, are you learning
nothing here?

279
00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,101
Mm-hmm.

280
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,101
What do you mean,
"Mm-hmm"?

281
00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:12,134
I mean I'm learning nothing.

282
00:12:12,136 --> 00:12:13,168
Okay.

283
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,634
Michael Scott.
I'm looking for Michael Scott.

284
00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:16,334
Yes, right in here.

285
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,734
- Good.
- Come on in.

286
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:18,934
Great.

287
00:12:18,936 --> 00:12:22,801
This, ladies and gentlemen,
is our special guest.

288
00:12:22,803 --> 00:12:24,068
Sorry I'm late.

289
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:27,434
Somebody parked in
the handicapped parking space.

290
00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:28,634
Oh.

291
00:12:28,636 --> 00:12:30,634
Hey, everyone.
I'm Billy Merchant.

292
00:12:30,636 --> 00:12:32,233
You may have seen me
around here before.

293
00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:35,101
I'm the properties manager
of this office park.

294
00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:36,434
You are so brave.

295
00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:37,667
You are so brave.

296
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,201
Thank you.

297
00:12:39,203 --> 00:12:41,068
Actually, I've been meaning to
come by here for a long time...

298
00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:42,168
But it's hard for you, right?

299
00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:43,867
Because you're in a wheelchair.

300
00:12:43,869 --> 00:12:46,233
No, I just have a lot
of properties to manage.

301
00:12:46,235 --> 00:12:48,001
Let me ask you something.

302
00:12:48,003 --> 00:12:50,500
How long does it take
for you to do something simple?

303
00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:53,200
Every day, like... like brush
your teeth in the morning.

304
00:12:53,202 --> 00:12:55,434
I don't know, like, 30 seconds.

305
00:12:55,436 --> 00:12:56,667
Oh, my God.

306
00:12:56,669 --> 00:12:58,767
That's three times
as long as it takes me.

307
00:12:59,935 --> 00:13:01,168
How did you

308
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,434
get in your wheelchair?

309
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:03,767
This morning?

310
00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:05,727
Just like every other morning.
Just climbed on in.

311
00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:08,567
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Not funny, not funny!

312
00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:10,534
Hey, hey, relax just, uh...

313
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:11,801
joking around here.

314
00:13:11,803 --> 00:13:12,834
Well, that's good.

315
00:13:12,836 --> 00:13:14,667
He still has a sense of humor.

316
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,068
Listen, I've actually
used a chair

317
00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:17,834
since I was four years old.

318
00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:19,134
I don't really
notice it anymore.

319
00:13:19,136 --> 00:13:20,200
Well, they do.
They notice it.

320
00:13:20,202 --> 00:13:21,834
Don't you?
You notice it.

321
00:13:21,836 --> 00:13:22,968
It's the first thing you saw

322
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,968
when he rolled in here,
isn't it?

323
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,734
I wanna clamp Michael's face
in a George Foreman Grill.

324
00:13:28,736 --> 00:13:30,001
So there are just
a couple things

325
00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:31,034
I wanted to remind everybody of.

326
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:33,233
First is parking.

327
00:13:33,235 --> 00:13:34,667
You can't block
the freight entrance

328
00:13:34,669 --> 00:13:36,500
with your car,
even if your blinkers are on.

329
00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:39,667
Does anybody have any questions?

330
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:40,734
Yes?

331
00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:42,934
Yeah?

332
00:13:44,102 --> 00:13:45,167
Yes?

333
00:13:45,969 --> 00:13:47,300
Dwight, you have your hand up.

334
00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:52,600
Ignore him.

335
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,068
You know what?

336
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:55,068
We're not that different,

337
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,101
you and I.

338
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,101
When I clamped

339
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,367
my foot
into a non-stick...

340
00:13:59,369 --> 00:14:00,634
You know what, Michael? Yeah?

341
00:14:00,636 --> 00:14:04,101
Let me stop you right there,
and leave.

342
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:07,001
Did you see
Born on the Fourth of July?

343
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,767
I was under the impression
that Billy would be

344
00:14:08,769 --> 00:14:10,200
more like that guy.

345
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:11,600
What's wrong with that guy?

346
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,001
You mean today?

347
00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:15,101
He stepped on a George Foreman
Grill and he burned his foot.

348
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:16,434
No, not Michael.

349
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:18,968
The moon-faced kid
who crashed into the pole.

350
00:14:21,201 --> 00:14:24,034
He looks like
he has a concussion.

351
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:28,834
Hey!

352
00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:30,567
I found the pudding cups
you wanted

353
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,701
at a gas station in Carbondale!

354
00:14:32,703 --> 00:14:35,001
You did it.
Look at you.

355
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:37,334
And with the plate
and the napkin.

356
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,934
Very nice.
Thank you, Ryan.

357
00:14:38,936 --> 00:14:40,834
- You're very welcome.
- Did you get the yams?

358
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,934
No, the gas station
in Carbondale

359
00:14:42,936 --> 00:14:44,600
did not have fresh yams.

360
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,500
Okay.

361
00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:47,634
I'll just have the pudding.

362
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:48,801
- You sure?
- Yeah.

363
00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:49,834
Okay.

364
00:14:49,836 --> 00:14:52,034
You know what?
I feel better.

365
00:14:52,036 --> 00:14:53,834
Ryan brought me
some chocolate pudding,

366
00:14:53,836 --> 00:14:56,534
and his kindness healed my foot.

367
00:14:56,536 --> 00:14:59,100
Yeah, baby!

368
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:00,801
I am feelin' better.

369
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,167
My body's literally

370
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,001
healing itself.

371
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,001
It is amazing what
the human body is capable of

372
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:07,567
when you have a powerful brain.

373
00:15:07,569 --> 00:15:10,867
I ground up
four extra-strength aspirin

374
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,801
and put them
in Michael's pudding.

375
00:15:12,803 --> 00:15:14,233
I do the same thing with my dog

376
00:15:14,235 --> 00:15:17,233
to get him to take
his heartworm medicine.

377
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:21,334
Ohh, finally feel the blood
coursing through my foot veins.

378
00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:22,500
Ohh!

379
00:15:23,636 --> 00:15:25,767
Oh! Okay, I think
we need to take him

380
00:15:25,769 --> 00:15:27,400
to the hospital, because...

381
00:15:27,402 --> 00:15:29,067
I'm pretty sure
he has a concussion.

382
00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:30,500
Oh, now you feel

383
00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:31,767
some compassion for him.

384
00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:32,834
He needs to go right now.

385
00:15:32,836 --> 00:15:34,167
And you're his
emergency contact.

386
00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:35,233
I think you should go with him.

387
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,400
Why don't you go with him?

388
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,567
- I... barely know him.
- I want Michael to take me.

389
00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:40,367
I can't take you.
I don't have my car.

390
00:15:40,369 --> 00:15:42,133
- Please?
- And yours is all vomity.

391
00:15:42,135 --> 00:15:43,400
You can take my van!

392
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,901
Oh, okay.
That's great.

393
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,834
No, I can't drive.
Jim, why don't you drive?

394
00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:49,567
Fine. We'll go. I'm
still recovering.

395
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,834
So let's just... Ryan,
can you get my coat, please?

396
00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:53,600
Slowly. Let's just
get to the elevator.

397
00:15:53,602 --> 00:15:55,233
What are you doing?

398
00:15:55,235 --> 00:15:56,934
Vietnam sounds.

399
00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,634
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

400
00:15:58,636 --> 00:16:01,133
Tired.
Can't lay down.

401
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,434
- Just take a rake...
- Wake up!

402
00:16:02,436 --> 00:16:04,067
Ahh! Wait, here, let
me help you, Dwight.

403
00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:05,267
Come on.
Get up.

404
00:16:05,269 --> 00:16:06,334
Thanks.
Get up.

405
00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:07,734
- You're the best.
- Yeah.

406
00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:09,033
It smells like chicken soup.

407
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,067
I know.

408
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,400
I have to go to the hospital.

409
00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:13,567
I know.
Where are we going?

410
00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:15,100
I just wanna
say good-bye, okay?

411
00:16:15,102 --> 00:16:16,500
- I'll be back, I mean...
- Yes, I know.

412
00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:17,600
But it's gonna be different.

413
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,600
Why?

414
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,400
It's just hard to explain.

415
00:16:20,402 --> 00:16:22,434
Oh, Pam, you're adorable.

416
00:16:22,436 --> 00:16:24,567
Oh, my goodness.

417
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:25,734
Come here.

418
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,701
Ohh.
Huggy hugs.

419
00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:29,767
Shotgun!

420
00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:32,300
You don't think you should
sit in the back with Dwight?

421
00:16:33,602 --> 00:16:35,934
The rules of shotgun
are very simple and very clear.

422
00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:38,334
The first person
to shout shotgun

423
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:40,100
when you're within
the sight of the car

424
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:41,667
gets the front seat.

425
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,267
That's how the game's played.

426
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,967
There are no exceptions
for someone with a concussion.

427
00:16:45,969 --> 00:16:48,300
Oh, God, a minivan.

428
00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:50,567
What is Meredith's problem?

429
00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:52,200
Well, I think she has a kid.

430
00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:53,967
Yeah, she has one kid
and no husband.

431
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,334
She's not gonna find one
driving this thing around.

432
00:16:56,336 --> 00:16:57,434
Where are we going?

433
00:16:57,436 --> 00:16:58,500
Come on.

434
00:16:58,502 --> 00:16:59,901
- Get inside.
- Where are we going?

435
00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:01,701
We're going
to Chuck E. Cheese.

436
00:17:01,703 --> 00:17:02,801
Chuck E. Cheese?
Oh, God.

437
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,867
I'm so sick
of Chuck E. Cheese.

438
00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:06,667
We're going to the hospital,
Michael.

439
00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:08,867
I know.
I'm just sayin'...

440
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:12,267
Dwight, what are you drinking?

441
00:17:12,269 --> 00:17:13,334
I found it under the seat.

442
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,901
Oh, my God.
Dwight.

443
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:15,933
Put that down.
I'm thirsty.

444
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,100
Noo! Give the bottle to Michael.

445
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,400
Noo! Just give the
bottle to Michael.

446
00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:19,667
- Just give it to me...
- I'm thirsty!

447
00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:21,033
Just keep your eyes on the road.

448
00:17:21,035 --> 00:17:22,634
Give me the bottle,
or you're fired!

449
00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:24,500
You can't fire me.
I don't work in this van.

450
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,634
Give it to me, Dwight!

451
00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:26,734
- No, stop.
- Give me the bottle!

452
00:17:26,736 --> 00:17:28,801
- Will you stop?
- Give me the bottle, Dwight!

453
00:17:28,803 --> 00:17:30,067
- Michael, stop!
- Just give it!

454
00:17:30,069 --> 00:17:31,534
- Michael, stop!
- Just... stop it!

455
00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:33,734
Stop spraying!
Give me the bottle!

456
00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:35,434
- Stop!
- Stop spraying me!

457
00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:36,734
Give me the bottle!

458
00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:38,867
Dwight, what is
your middle name?

459
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:41,167
Danger.

460
00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:42,734
Something with a "K."

461
00:17:42,736 --> 00:17:44,233
It's Kurt.

462
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,233
Wow, I'm so sad
that I know that.

463
00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:49,334
What do I write under
reason for visit?

464
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,000
Concussion.

465
00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:54,467
What did you write?

466
00:17:54,469 --> 00:17:57,133
Ahem, nothing.

467
00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:59,900
I wrote "bringing someone
to the hospital."

468
00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:01,300
So you thought they meant
your reason

469
00:18:01,302 --> 00:18:02,300
for coming to the hospital.

470
00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:03,467
No, no.
You know what, Jim?

471
00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:05,734
This isn't about me anymore.

472
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,667
I made a miraculous recovery,

473
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,467
which is more than
I can say for him.

474
00:18:09,469 --> 00:18:10,534
Come on, Dwight.

475
00:18:12,202 --> 00:18:13,367
Hi, Michael.

476
00:18:13,369 --> 00:18:15,167
Hi, Dwight.

477
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:16,634
Ahh.

478
00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:18,334
Uhh.

479
00:18:18,336 --> 00:18:20,701
Doctor, what is more serious,

480
00:18:20,703 --> 00:18:22,634
a head injury or a foot injury?

481
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:23,967
A head injury.

482
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,267
Well, you don't
have all the information.

483
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:26,866
The foot has been
fairly severely burned,

484
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:28,801
and, uh, healed quickly.

485
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:29,866
Very quickly.

486
00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:31,900
Actually, like,
suspiciously quickly.

487
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,734
So I'm ordering a CAT scan.

488
00:18:33,736 --> 00:18:35,500
What is that?

489
00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:38,434
Look, since you have
the machine up and running,

490
00:18:38,436 --> 00:18:39,701
can I just stick my foot in?

491
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,267
- We can take a look.
- Well...

492
00:18:41,269 --> 00:18:42,567
For a burn, you really just need

493
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,000
to look at the outside
of the foot.

494
00:18:44,002 --> 00:18:45,900
Okay, what kind
of machine is that?

495
00:18:45,902 --> 00:18:47,933
Does the skin look
red and swollen?

496
00:18:47,935 --> 00:18:49,400
That's what she said.

497
00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:52,033
That's my joke.
Damn it, Dwight.

498
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,300
Okay, no electronics
past this point.

499
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,534
Camera, sound equipment.

500
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,534
It's okay, they're with me.

501
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,767
No metal of any kind.

502
00:19:00,769 --> 00:19:03,434
All right, well, I guess
this is where we leave you off.

503
00:19:03,436 --> 00:19:04,534
I don't wanna do this.

504
00:19:04,536 --> 00:19:05,967
Uh, well, you should have
thought of that

505
00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:08,801
before you crashed your head
on your way to pick me up, so...

506
00:19:08,803 --> 00:19:12,233
We'll... see you
when you get out.

507
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,500
Oh.

508
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:19,334
Fine. Fine.

509
00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:33,900
Dunder Mifflin.
This is Pam.

510
00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:35,300
Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.

511
00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,233
Oh, my God, what's going on?

512
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:38,300
Is Dwight okay?

513
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,467
Mm-hmm,
he should be fine.

514
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,400
But they brought him in
for a CAT scan.

515
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:43,534
I can't believe he's
getting a CAT scan.

516
00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:44,900
Michael went in there
with him too.

517
00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:46,300
It's pretty sweet.

518
00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:48,833
Really? Michael went in
with him? Wow.

519
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:50,100
But they shouldn't
be much longer now.

520
00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:51,267
So we'll be back soon.

521
00:19:51,269 --> 00:19:53,067
Okay, that's... good news.

522
00:19:53,069 --> 00:19:56,534
Um, uh, yeah, no.
I'll let you go.

523
00:19:56,536 --> 00:19:57,534
Okay. Bye.

524
00:19:57,536 --> 00:19:59,000
Bye.

525
00:20:05,702 --> 00:20:07,000
Hey, Oscar?

526
00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:08,067
What's up, Pam?

527
00:20:08,069 --> 00:20:09,600
Um, I just wanted
to let you know

528
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:11,000
that Dwight's gonna be okay.

529
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,833
The doctor said there's
a really simple treatment

530
00:20:12,835 --> 00:20:15,100
for a concussion,
so he'll probably even

531
00:20:15,102 --> 00:20:16,567
be back at work tomorrow.

532
00:20:16,569 --> 00:20:18,000
Okay.

533
00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:20,434
I just, uh, thought
you'd wanna know that.

534
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,334
Okay, Mr. Schrute.

535
00:20:26,336 --> 00:20:27,367
Inhale with me

536
00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:28,367
on three.

537
00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:30,334
One, two...

538
00:20:30,336 --> 00:20:32,000
Sir, stop that.

539
00:20:32,002 --> 00:20:33,800
Stop...

540
00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:35,866
Stop that.

541
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:47,026
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