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So...
I'm happy to be here.

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It's very nice
to see all of you.

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You're all looking well.

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Today's a Women
in the Workplace thing.

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Jan's coming in from corporate

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to talk to all the women
about, um...

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I don't really know what.

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But Michael's not allowed in.

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She said that about five times.

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Women today, though we have
the same options as men,

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we often face a very different
set of obstacles...

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in getting there, so...

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Hey, what's going on?

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Michael, I...
Yeah, you know what?

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I thought we agreed...
I thought about it.

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I just have few things
I wanna say.

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What are you doing?

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Just hear me out.

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What is more important
than quality?

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Equality.

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Now, studies show
that today's woman,

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the Ally McBeal woman,
as I call her,

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is at a crossroads.

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Michael...
And... no, just, I...

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You have come a long way, baby.

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But I just...

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just wanna keep it
within reason.

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They did this up in Albany...

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You are not allowed in... And they
ended up turning the break room

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into a lactation room,
which is disgusting.

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Now you're really
not allowed in this session.

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Well, I'm their boss,
so I feel like...

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I'm your boss.

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Anybody want any coffee
or anything?

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We're fine, Michael.

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We just need you
to leave, please.

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Women in the workplace.

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Yeah, translation:

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I have been banned
from my own conference room

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so that Jan can talk in secret
to all the girls.

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Oh, sorry.
"Women of the Workplace."

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About what?
I don't know.

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Clothes, me...

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Ick.

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Ladies, I am so,

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so sorry.

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Can we... start again?
We were on such a roll.

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I-I really apologize for that.
Jan.

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Yes, Pam?

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Michael's still at the door.

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Michael!

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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So one obstacle
is how assertiveness

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is perceived differently
in men and women.

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Men who are assertive
tend to be admired.

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They're called...
anyone?

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That's a terrible idea.

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What is?

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Them in there all together.

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They stay in there too long,

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they're gonna get
on the same cycle.

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Wreak havoc on our plumbing.

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Everyone, guys...

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Circle up, please.

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Come on over.
Bring your chairs.

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Toby, come on over.

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You're a guy... too.
Sort of.

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Let's do this.

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Well, first of all,

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I, uh, just wanna
warm up a little bit.

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Let's just clap.

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Let's just clap.
Ready?

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Yeah!

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Yeah! That's what
I'm talkin' about!

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I don't know what you're
doing here, Michael.

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Just having a little
guys in the workplace thing.

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Why can't boys play with dolls?

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Why does society

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force us to use urinals

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when sitting down
is far more comfortable?

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Can you please do this
somewhere else, Michael?

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We have nowhere else, Jan.

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This...

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We could do it in the warehouse.

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Dwight, excellent idea.
Go to the warehouse.

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Okay, fine.
Be actually perfect.

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Perfect!
You know what?

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There is another side
to this place, gentlemen.

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And I know we all love

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our cushy jobs and our fun,
exciting office.

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But do you realize
that underneath us

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there is another world.

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The warehouse world.

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A world that is teeming
with sweat and dirt

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and life.

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Life.

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The bowels of the office.

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These guys are down there.

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They are real men
doing real man's work.

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We are going to learn
how a warehouse works.

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Oh, I think this is gonna
work out great.

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Because managing the warehouse

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is a very important
part of my job.

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And I haven't been there
in months.

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Remember on Lost,
when they met the Others?

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I'm so sorry about that.

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Um, so where were we?

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Pam, are you okay
taking notes then?

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Mm-hmm.
Please?

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Yeah.
Thank you very much.

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So let's meet the warehouse!

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Let's get some shots.

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Pan around there.

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This is Darrell,
one of our warehouse staff.

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Darrell, what is
your biggest fear?

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My biggest fear is that
someone will distract us

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from getting all
the shipments out on time.

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You know what?

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Darrell is actually
the foreman here,

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and not Roy, which is cool.

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There's Roy, ridin' the big rig!

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Um, so Roy is actually
going to be marrying Pam

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sometime this summer.

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And, uh, she's our receptionist.

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Sort of a BrAngelina thing.

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Why?

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BrAnangelina is
the Brad Pitt and Angelina.

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I don't understand.
Roy... Roy and Pam.

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It's a Ram.

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It's a Ram thing.

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I bet Roy heard about
you liking Pam.

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I bet he'll try

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to beat you up.

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Thanks for
the heads-up, Kev.

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I got your back if he does.

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But try to stay out of it.

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Just in case there's
somebody down here

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who shouldn't be.

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A little Good Will Hunting
situation.

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All right, troops.

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This is... an important day.
A big day.

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Now, you may

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look around and see
two groups here.

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White-collar, blue-collar.

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But I don't see it that way.

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And you know why not?

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Because I am collar-blind.

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Why don't we go around the table

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and all say something
that we know we're good at.

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I will start.
I am good at public speaking.

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Hi, I'm Meredith,
and I'm an al...

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Good at supplier relations.

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Great.
Phyllis.

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Um, I'm good at computer stuff.

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E-mails, um, spreadsheets,
all that.

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Really?

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I don't know.
I thought that...

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No, okay, stop.

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You know, I've seen
some of your spreadsheets.

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And I almost always...
Really?

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I thought they were pretty...

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I don't know how I fit in
with these women.

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Here.

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Or with Jan.

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Um, I mean, we get along great.

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Fine.

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Um... I guess the person
I have the most in common with

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is...

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Jim.

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Halpert.

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Hey, uh,

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I, uh, you know.

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Heard there's a rumor
going around about,

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you know, you used
to have a crush on Pam.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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No, no.
No, it's cool.

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'Cause I know you're a good guy,

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and I know that that crush

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ended a long time ago,
so, you know.

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We're cool, right?

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Yeah.
No, yeah, definitely.

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You know, it's great with me,

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'cause that way...

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I'm glad she has
a friend at work

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she can get through
the day with.

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That way she's not all,
"Bah, bah, bah, bah,"

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you know, when she gets home.

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Yeah, I like talking to her too.

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So, uh...
we're cool, right?

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Yes. Yeah.

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Good.
All right.

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Cool, man.
Sweet.

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Hey, Mike, look.

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How about we go
upstairs, too, you know?

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Learn how an office works.

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Oh, well... We can both
switch places for the day.

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Okay, yeah, you know what?

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I don't... you're...

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My job sucks compared to this.

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I don't think you'd like it up there.
Good experience.

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Guys! You wanna start
unloading the truck?

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Okay, let's go.
Step up.

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Check this out.

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Look at that.
Look at that.

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Ba boop!

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"Hello, how are..."

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Okay.

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That's great.

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That is good stuff.

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In five years, I'd like
to be five years sober.

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That is an excellent goal.

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41/2.

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I'll tell you one thing.

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I am not gonna be
one of those women

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schlepping her kids
around in a minivan.

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Great. Uh-huh.

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I want an SUV
with three rows of seats.

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That would be great.

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Well, I'll be honest.
One of the goals

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of these women's seminars

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is to feel out if there's
any standouts.

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Women who could be a valuable
addition to our corporate life.

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Michael wants us to bond.

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So we need topics
for conversation.

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Ponies.

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No.

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How about rainbows?

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No.

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Flowers.

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That's dangerous, Michael.

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Come on, get down from there.

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You're gonna hurt yourself.

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Mike...
Stand clear.

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Mike, get off
of the lift, please!

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I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come on, now.

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I'm fine.

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Would you... look.

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Oh, oh, oh!

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We'll get somebody
to clean that up.

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We're the ones that
gotta clean that up!

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Damn it, Michael!

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We have to have
this thing serviced.

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So, guys' gripe session.

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Here we are.

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Now, we definitely live

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in different worlds,

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but we have a lot in common.

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We even like the same girls,

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some of us.

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And that's gonna happen.

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You know, we're guys.

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So...

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Hey... do you
want me to go?

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No... why would I...

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You could...

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I'll go.

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Stay or...

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And a big,
walk-in closet.

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Oh, that's part of my dream too.

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Oh, me too.

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Great. Okay.

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And, Pam, what about you?

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What is your dream?

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Well... I always
dreamed of a house

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with a terrace upstairs.

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Plant flowers on it,
stuff like that.

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Since I was a girl.

268
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,160
Um...

269
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,995
More seriously, though,

270
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,064
a husband that I love.

271
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,065
Roy.

272
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,033
And...

273
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,035
I love to draw.

274
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,504
And I did a little in college.

275
00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:06,972
And I'd still
love to do something

276
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,674
where I could work with art
or graphic design in some way.

277
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:10,876
She's real good.

278
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,844
You know, the company
is offering

279
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,280
a design training program
in New York.

280
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,882
Well, I have a job right now.

281
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,383
So I can't really take time off.

282
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,784
Well, it's...
it's only on weekends.

283
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,286
And then a few weeks
in New York.

284
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,122
But I'm sure that I could
ask corporate to help you out.

285
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,257
Well, it's just that

286
00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,691
the weekends aren't good
because, um...

287
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,327
There are always a million
reasons not to do something.

288
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,634
Let's start with the warehouse.

289
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,203
What bothers you as guys?
You know?

290
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,871
My priority is safety.

291
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:40,906
Okay.

292
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,274
So it really bothers me
when somebody

293
00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:43,875
comes in here speeding around
on a lift,

294
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,010
playing with it like a toy.

295
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,344
It kind of gets
under my skin, okay?

296
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,179
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shh, shh.

297
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,381
Uh-uh, don't...
don't shush me.

298
00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:50,782
I... that was just...

299
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,017
That bothers me too.
I was breathing.

300
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,852
Pam shushes me.
It drives me crazy.

301
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,554
I hate shushing, you know?
That's the thing.

302
00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,355
What b... okay.
What is our...

303
00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,258
beef as... human men.

304
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,127
You know, that's a good
question, Hasselhoff.

305
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,464
Okay.
What bugs us?

306
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,499
All right, good.

307
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,100
Guys raggin' on each other.

308
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,304
That's what guys do.
And we love it.

309
00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,940
All right, let's talk about...

310
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,374
clothing.

311
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,243
I'm excited about today.

312
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,478
I love girl talk.

313
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,347
Dress for the job you want,

314
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,915
not the job you have.

315
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,250
All right, you can
use your clothing

316
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,885
to send a message
about your ambitions

317
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,555
by wearing clothes that reflect
what you aspire to be.

318
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,524
I'm not gaining anything
from this seminar.

319
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,359
I'm a professional woman.

320
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,860
The head of accounting.

321
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,330
I'm in the healthiest
relationship of my life.

322
00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:41,700
I just think it's insulting
that Jan thinks we need this.

323
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:45,670
And apparently...
judging from her outfit...

324
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,706
Jan aspires to be a whore.

325
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,675
I hate it when girls insist

326
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,510
on taking them out
to restaurants

327
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,179
every weekend night,
and then they're like,

328
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,114
"When are we gonna
go on a date date?"

329
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,382
Oh, I hate that, too, man.

330
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,483
Exactly!

331
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,819
That sucks so hard.

332
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,988
And then they make you drive 'em
to church the next morning.

333
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,757
Like, gas ain't free!

334
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,826
Yeah, on our salaries, man,

335
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,927
what do they expect, you know?

336
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,362
What, "take us
out every weekend"?

337
00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:11,563
You know what I mean?

338
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,231
We're not millionaires.
I feel you.

339
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,633
No, you don't.
You don't feel us.

340
00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:16,468
How can you?
You... you know what?

341
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,869
Not literally.

342
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,070
You say we're the same,

343
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,472
but we get compensated
very differently.

344
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,073
Yes. We work the
same hours as you,

345
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,842
and you just said
we work a lot harder.

346
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,477
Uh, you do, so...

347
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:26,878
But we get paid a lot less.

348
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,480
Nn... yy...
Word.

349
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,781
Like, next to no benefits.

350
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,082
I know.
God, what is that?

351
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,217
Exactly!

352
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,985
It blows, it blows, man!

353
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,120
You know, this would not happen

354
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,254
if we had a union.

355
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,689
That's what I'm talking about.

356
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:40,158
Yeah... no. Absolutely,
that's what we need.

357
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,160
Man, see, that's what
I been sayin', man.

358
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,895
We need to do this finally.

359
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,296
You know what?
Is that necessary?

360
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,166
'Cause you already sort of
have a union of guys.

361
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,668
It's more than necessary, Mike.

362
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,671
We need this.
Roy... you still have that card

363
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:53,938
from the dock worker's union?

364
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,573
Dock workers?
Man, hook him up.

365
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,641
Come on, man!

366
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,942
Yeah.

367
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,277
You know what, I think, uh...

368
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,478
Problem is the chicks.

369
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,580
Union, yeah! The
problem is the chicks.

370
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,582
And you gotta blame them.

371
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,719
Are you with us, Mike?

372
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,554
Yeah, s...

373
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,456
Welcome to the warehouse.

374
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,524
Mi-chael!

375
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:15,493
Mi-chael! Mi-chael! Mi-chael!

376
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:19,397
Another issue
is inequality of pay

377
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,765
between men and women.

378
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,847
I'm sure that all of you
have dealt with that before.

379
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,636
This is important.

380
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,670
Ladies, take a breather.

381
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,540
Jan, I, uh...

382
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,942
wanted...

383
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,210
Can I help you?

384
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,548
Um, I wanted to say
that the guys downstairs

385
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,283
are thinking about
forming a union.

386
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,185
And they have some good points.
What? A union?

387
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,352
Don't get hysterical.
I'm not.

388
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,589
Part of my job
is knowing how to talk to women.

389
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,625
Let's... be...
rational... here.

390
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,794
What are the pros,
what are the cons?

391
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,163
The cons are that everyone
will lose their job, Michael.

392
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,399
Everyone.
Office, warehouse.

393
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:58,670
What do you think
the... pros... are... here?

394
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,339
Don't talk to me
that way, please.

395
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,309
Just... they're gonna
wanna hear this from you.

396
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,944
Oh, you got yourself
into this, Michael,

397
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,313
so you get yourself out. Well,
we're bonding down there.

398
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,681
I just don't wanna
have to tell them something

399
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,715
they're not gonna wanna hear!

400
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,850
Now who's getting hysterical?

401
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,017
Okay... Come on Jan.

402
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,352
After all we've been through.

403
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,687
Michael, Michael...
We have history.

404
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,288
We have a history.
Michael.

405
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,490
Between us.

406
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:20,191
Don't say another word.

407
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,061
Get... yourself...
down... stairs.

408
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,395
I'm just saying
that we have something...

409
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,164
Okay, whatever.

410
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,668
You know what?

411
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,070
We could get this done
a lot quicker

412
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,872
if we formed
a type of assembly line.

413
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:37,275
This here is
a run-out-the-clock situation.

414
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:40,044
Just like upstairs.

415
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,880
Sports metaphors

416
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,181
are one of the ways
women feel left out

417
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,349
of the language of the office.

418
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,917
Now, I know this
might sound silly,

419
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,519
but many women
ask to go over it.

420
00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:49,621
So... fumble means...

421
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,356
Mistake. Slip. Right.

422
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,858
Par for the course
is a golf term.

423
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,593
It means right on track.

424
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,429
Uh, below par means worse.

425
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,765
Wait, that should mean better.
That doesn't make sense.

426
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,100
What about second base?

427
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,870
Like if Michael said
he got to second base with you?

428
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,739
Does that mean you
had closed a deal?

429
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,973
Excuse me?

430
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,142
I mean, that's
a baseball term, right?

431
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,211
I don't know what...
Michael was...

432
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,813
talking about, I don't know.

433
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:16,214
Like, you went to Chili's,

434
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,749
and he got
to second base with you.

435
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,083
Excuse me.

436
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,652
Kelly, I don't know
what Michael was talking about.

437
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,254
He just told everybody,
and I just wanna know...

438
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,322
Hey.

439
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,590
Hey!

440
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,958
How's it going down there?

441
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,493
It's a complete d...
Well, actually,

442
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,694
it's exactly
what you'd expect, so...

443
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,829
Right.

444
00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:31,996
How are the girls?
Good.

445
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,566
We watched a video about
our changing bodies.

446
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:35,800
Did you really?

447
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,268
No.
Oh.

448
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,204
Almost.

449
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,173
Um, but, hey, um...
something kind of cool.

450
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,642
There's this internship
in graphic design

451
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,377
that Jan was telling us about.

452
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,880
She made it sound, like,
really great.

453
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,849
Nice.
Well, what's it all about?

454
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:52,750
I think you should do it.

455
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,052
That's great.

456
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,354
It's really cool.

457
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,724
Cold front comin' in
to the warehouse!

458
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,226
Uh-oh!

459
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,528
Better put on your ski boots!

460
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,832
Wooooow!

461
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,002
Happy New Year, Darrell!

462
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,971
Hey, Darrell!

463
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,074
You ever done this?

464
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,477
Are you married?

465
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,346
I'm divorced.

466
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,248
That must have been hard.
It was.

467
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,549
Yes.

468
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,484
You were probably feeling
really depressed and sad,

469
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,153
and that's why you
did that thing with Michael.

470
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,889
I think you should all spend
a little more time

471
00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:33,391
thinking about your careers
and less time on personal stuff.

472
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,927
Mmm, I think we're all okay
with the balance we've struck.

473
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,595
At least you don't have kids.

474
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,998
You have no kids, right?
Thank God.

475
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,901
Okay, let's take five.
I think we could all use five.

476
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,805
How can someone
so beautiful be so sad?

477
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,910
Hi.

478
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:53,444
Did you take care
of the situation?

479
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,479
Yeah, yeah.

480
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,282
Yes, I...
I have... essentially...

481
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,117
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Yes, I've take...

482
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,352
I'm told that there's
been some interest

483
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,588
in forming a union,
and that Michael supported it.

484
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,657
Obviously he's not
a friend of yours,

485
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:06,958
because he didn't
tell you the facts.

486
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,259
So let me.

487
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,296
If there is even a whiff
of unionizing in this branch,

488
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,831
I can guarantee you the branch
will be shut down like that.

489
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,099
They unionized in Pittsfield,

490
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,968
and we all know
what happened in Pittsfield.

491
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,404
It will cost each of you
a fortune in legal fees

492
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,172
and union dues,
and that'll be nothing

493
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,707
compared to the cost
of losing your jobs.

494
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,610
So I would think
long and hard before

495
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,378
sacrificing your savings
and your futures

496
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,681
just to send a message.

497
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,049
If you have
any further questions,

498
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,617
you can direct them to...

499
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,586
To Michael.

500
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,926
Dreams are just that.
They're dreams.

501
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,962
They help get you
through the day.

502
00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:45,296
Like the thing
about the terrace.

503
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,098
It's nice.

504
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,733
But, um...
I don't know.

505
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,235
It was just something I read
in this book when I was 12.

506
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,471
Uh, the girl in the book
has a terrace

507
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,906
outside of her bedroom.

508
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,642
And she planted flowers on it.

509
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,644
And I just loved that.

510
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,713
Just always kind of
stuck with me.

511
00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:04,248
So you're not doing it?

512
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,418
How did you know?

513
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,554
Why not?

514
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,090
Just not...
no big reason.

515
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,191
Just a bunch of little reasons.

516
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,026
Come on.

517
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,561
Roy's right.

518
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,429
There's no guarantee it's
gonna lead to anything anyway.

519
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,264
Roy said that?

520
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:24,335
What? You have
something you wanna say?

521
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:28,940
You gotta take a chance
on something sometime, Pam.

522
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,976
I mean, do you wanna
be a receptionist here, always?

523
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,277
Oh, excuse me!

524
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,046
I'm fine with my choices.

525
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,315
You are?

526
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,050
Yeah.

527
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,786
It's impractical.

528
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,156
I'm not gonna...
try to get a house like that.

529
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,359
Um, they don't even make houses
like that in Scranton.

530
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,961
So I'm never gonna...

531
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,770
Just gonna push this over there!

532
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,041
This is not a good idea
right here.

533
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,478
Easy does it. Okay.

534
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,053
Pizza.

535
00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:16,988
Great equalizer.

536
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,791
Rich people love pizza.
Poor people love pizza.

537
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:22,260
White people love pizza.
Black people love pizza.

538
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,297
Do black people like pizza?

539
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,310
Hey... um...

540
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,645
Look, guys, I'm sorry.

541
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,247
Sometimes, Jan...

542
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,882
can be such a bitch.

543
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,020
Hey, watch it.
Watch it.

544
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,688
We have a relationship.

545
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,690
Thank you to our hosts.

546
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,192
Hey, Michael!

547
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,893
This ain't over.

548
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,870
Excellent.

549
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,238
Is it good to be back?
Yeah.

550
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,006
I mean,
I love the guy stuff, but...

551
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,442
to run an office,
you need men and women.

552
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,710
You know why?

553
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,380
Because you need to have
that crazy sexual tension

554
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,416
to keep things interesting.

555
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,562
Dunder-Mifflin.
This is Pam.

556
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,799
Uh, hold, please.

557
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,573
Snow angel!
Snow angel!

558
00:20:43,205 --> 00:20:53,205
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