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I really like Valentine's Day

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in this office.

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It's kind of like grade school.

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Everybody gives out
little presents and stuff.

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Like last year,

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Jim gave me this card
with Dwight's head on it.

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It was horrifying and funny.

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Phyllis.

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You could just sign here.

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Roy and I are saving
for the wedding,

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so I made him promise not
to get me anything too big.

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Happy Valentine's Day, Darling,

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love Bob Vance,
Vance Refrigeration.

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Isn't he sweet?
Yeah. Wow.

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All right, Dwight.

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As you know, I'm heading
to New York today

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doing a presentation
on the branch

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to the new CFO.

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And you want me to come with you.
No.

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Opposite of that.

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I will stay here
and run things on this end.

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Very good.

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Will you be seeing Jan
when you're in New York?

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I probably will.
Why do you ask?

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Well, it's Valentine's Day.

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And you guys, you know...

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Yeah.

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Screwed.

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What is your problem?

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This is a business trip.

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I would have to be
a raving lunatic

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to try to talk to Jan

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about what happened between us.

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Her words, not mine.

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She sent me an e-mail
this morning.

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But it is Valentine's Day.

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It's New York, city of love.

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Hey, Pam, you heart NY, right?

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You want me
to pick you up anything?

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That's okay.

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All right.

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The best present would be

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you do a good job
in front of the new CFO.

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Dude, I'm going to nail it.

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Me in New York?
Oh, I own that city.

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Fo'get abou' it!

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See ya!

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Well, here we go
on our way to New York.

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New York, New York.

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The city so nice,
they named it twice.

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Manhattan is the other name.

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So I broke up with Katy

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and haven't been dating
anybody else.

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So this year,

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I don't have to worry
about Valentine's Day.

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It's gonna be good.

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I invited a couple friends over.

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We're gonna play some cards.

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And I'll end up winning
a lot of money

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because they're idiots.

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It's gonna be great.

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What's this?
What is this?

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I don't know.
It's on your desk.

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Yeah, but who put it here

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and for what purpose?

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It was there when I sat down.

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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It's me.

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I'm the bobble-head.

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Yes!

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Ah!

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Yeah.

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The meeting
isn't till 3:00.

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But I always like to come
to New York

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a little bit early

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and hit some
of my favorite haunts.

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Like right here is my favorite
New York pizza joint.

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And I'm gonna go get me
a New York slice.

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Hey, Kelly. What's up?

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Nothing. Oh.
Except, oh my God, Jim.

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Last night, Ryan and I
totally finally hooked up.

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It was awesome.

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Oh, that's great.
I'm really happy for you.

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I know.
And it was so funny.

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'Cause we were at this bar
with his friends.

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And I was sitting
next to him the whole night.

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And he wasn't making a move.

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So in my head, I was like, Ryan,

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what's taking you so long?

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And then he kissed me.

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And I didn't know what to say.

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So I said, "Ryan,
what took you so long?"

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I mean, I just said it to him.
Can you believe that?

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Wow.

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Oh my God, Jim.
Is that embarrassing?

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I'm embarrassed.

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No, don't be.

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Oh, thank God.

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Because I was nervous, Jim.

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You will not believe.

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I bet.

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I was so nervous.

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But now... now I have
a boyfriend.

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I hooked up with her
on February 13th.

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Here it is.
Heart of New York City.

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Times Square.

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Named for the good times
you have

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when you're in it.

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Most people when they come
to New York,

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they go straight
to the Empire State Building.

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That's very touristy.
I come here.

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Great places to eat.

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We have Bubba Gump Shrimp,
Red Lobster down there.

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You know.

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This is... this is the heart
of civilization right here.

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Whoa.

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Oh.

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Guess what?

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Really?
Mm-hmm.

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They're from Bob again.
That's great.

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Everybody takes the subway
in New York.

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It's fast, it's efficient,
gets you there on time.

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It's a way to...

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Okay, there's a guy pooping

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in a cardboard box down there.

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This is the world-famous
Rockefeller Center.

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Founded, of course,
by Theodore Rockefeller.

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This is the skating rink.

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And I think the Rangers
practice there sometimes.

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And it's... that's Tina Fey.

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That's Tina Fey
from Saturday Night Live.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hi. Oh, I'm s...
I'm sorry.

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I thought you were...
Okay.

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She looked like... she looked
a lot like Tina Fey.

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Hello. Hello.

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I thought that was Tina Fey,
but it wasn't.

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Are you serious?

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He was here?

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When? When I was talking
to the fake Tina Fey?

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Come on! No, s...

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Hello, Angela.
Did you her?

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Somebody totally
rocked the house

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and got me the best present
I've ever gotten.

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Really? I wouldn't know
anything about that.

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But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Oh, I did. I did.

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I didn't get anything
for Valentine's Day.

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Oh, I bet you will
before the day is over.

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Really?
Well, I hope I do.

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I would love to live
in New York some day.

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It's a big dream of mine.

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Work corporate with Jan.

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Be awesome.

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Go to Broadway shows,
eat hotdogs.

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Scranton is great,

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but New York is like
Scranton on acid.

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No, on speed.
Nah.

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On steroids.

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Okay. Um, I think...

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that's either the Hudson
or the East.

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So we're back... should be
back this way.

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There is a lot of pressure
on me right now.

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It's like Michael Jordan
in the NBA finals

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or like Stormin'
Norman Schwarzkopf.

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And this presentation
is Desert Storm.

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And as soon as it's over,

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we will not have to deal
with those Iraqis anymore.

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Let's do it.

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No, that's all right. Spend money
on her instead of giving it to us.

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That's fine.

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No, I didn't even have
a seat for you anyway.

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Yeah.

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All right, man.

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Okay, have a good night.
Bye.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Phyllis Lapin?

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Holy God.
It's from Bob.

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Man, that thing's
bigger than I am.

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No, it's not.
Oh, zip it.

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There they are.

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What's up?

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Hey.
Hey hey.

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Michael Scott.
Josh Porter.

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Hi five.

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Bam.

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You know Dan Gordon
from Buffalo.

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Yeah, how you doing?

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Nobody needs
to introduce this guy.

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Craigers.

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Oh.
What's up, buddy?

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You have been kicked out
of every strip club in Albany,

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is that true?
Guilty. Yeah.

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So what's going on?
What'd I miss?

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Not much. They're, uh,
I guess running late upstairs.

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So we're just waiting
for the presentations.

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Cool. Good. Good.
Good.

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Give us some time
to catch up and...

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Pam, hi.
How you doing? Good.

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Listen, uh,
may I speak with you...

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privately?

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You can't fire me, Dwight,

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just 'cause Michael's not here.

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No, Pam, just, um...

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Just...

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You need to get something
for your girlfriend?

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Girlfriend. Yes.

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And the reason I didn't
get anything

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for this particular person...
who shall remain nameless...

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is that she's not really
the kind of person

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you'd think would be
in to Valentine's Day.

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She's kind of...

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Tightly wound?

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Exactly.

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Okay.

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Well, sometimes the gift
is really about the gesture,

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you know, like what it means

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instead of what it is.

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You mean like a ham?

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No.

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Not like a ham.

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It's about doing something
so that the person knows

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that you really care about her.

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That you remember her. Okay, I get it.
That's great.

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Okay, shut up.
I know exactly what to do.

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How about you, Craig?

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Did you lose anyone?

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Oh man. Jan called me
in September.

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And she's like you gotta
fire four people.

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And I was just like, what?
You know.

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Did you?

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No. I just ignored her.

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She's the worst.

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She is our boss.

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She ain't my boss, dude.

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I don't work for that bitch.

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Hey, ca... ca... come on.

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You know, that's not...
Just cool it.

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You like Jan?
How can you like Jan?

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Maybe because she's
my girlfriend.

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Was or not my girlfriend.

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We hooked up and...

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You hooked up with Jan?

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That was just,
you know, months ago.

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It was just once.

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God, it's just stupid.

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Just forget it.

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Yeah, let's change the subject.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know what he's thinking,

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but I would just be so psyched

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if we just dated forever.

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Well, take it slow.

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'Cause it seems like
a lot of the time,

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things like that need to...

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Soda.

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Cool.

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Hey, so do you want
to do something tonight?

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Oh, no, not while I'm here.

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I mean, I know that it's
Valentine's Day or whatever,

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but there's totally
no pressure at all

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of any kind whatsoever.

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I can't tonight.
I have plans with my friends.

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Okay. That's cool.

266
00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:00,715
I completely understand.
Okay. Cool.

267
00:11:00,717 --> 00:11:02,051
Okay.

268
00:11:23,128 --> 00:11:24,997
Josh Porter, Stanford.

269
00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:27,235
And Michael Scott, Scranton.

270
00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:28,571
Nice to meet you.
Ditto.

271
00:11:28,573 --> 00:11:29,673
How are you, Jan?

272
00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:31,476
Fine, Michael. Thank you.

273
00:11:31,478 --> 00:11:34,382
Okay. So we are
in the process

274
00:11:34,384 --> 00:11:35,718
of doing a complete review

275
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,722
of the company's
financial strength.

276
00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:39,092
All I'd like to do today...

277
00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:40,528
Nervous?
No, I'm not nervous.

278
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,265
Well, I mean,
I guess I'd be lying

279
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:44,102
if I didn't say
I was a little nervous.

280
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,139
Um, the new CFO
is judging me on this too.

281
00:11:46,141 --> 00:11:47,342
And, well, it is Michael.

282
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:51,550
So, yeah, I'm very nervous.

283
00:11:51,552 --> 00:11:53,587
So with the 12
new local accounts,

284
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,593
we had a total
of 4% organic growth,

285
00:11:56,595 --> 00:11:59,266
which was just above
our pre-year targets.

286
00:11:59,268 --> 00:12:00,768
Thanks very much.
Thank you.

287
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:03,007
Okay, Michael.

288
00:12:09,153 --> 00:12:10,956
What is a business?

289
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:15,364
Is it a collection of numbers
and sales reports?

290
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:16,700
Sure.

291
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,137
But as you know,

292
00:12:18,139 --> 00:12:19,739
David and Jan,

293
00:12:19,741 --> 00:12:21,777
it is much more.

294
00:12:39,347 --> 00:12:43,487
Life moves a little slower
in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

295
00:12:43,489 --> 00:12:46,026
And that's the way we like it.

296
00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:48,030
'Cause at Dunder Mifflin,
Scranton,

297
00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:51,236
we're not just
in the paper business,

298
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,507
we're in the people business.

299
00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:55,444
Let's meet some of the folks

300
00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:59,552
who make the Scranton
branch so special.

301
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:01,556
This is Stanley Hudson,

302
00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:03,560
one of our talented salesmen.

303
00:13:03,562 --> 00:13:06,533
An African-American
father of two,

304
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,137
Stanley's dedication

305
00:13:08,139 --> 00:13:09,907
is no doubt one of the hallmarks

306
00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:11,710
of the foundation
of the business

307
00:13:11,712 --> 00:13:13,747
we're hoping to build
our basis on.

308
00:13:14,784 --> 00:13:17,555
Yeah, I shot a bunch
of footage around the office,

309
00:13:17,557 --> 00:13:19,559
edited it together on my Mac.

310
00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:21,898
Was thinking about
entering it in some festivals.

311
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,033
Probably won't.

312
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,070
You know, not what this
is about.

313
00:13:26,207 --> 00:13:28,644
And finally, Pam Beesly.

314
00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:29,947
Look at her.

315
00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:31,249
Look how cute.

316
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:33,720
Not bad at all.

317
00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:35,324
As the receptionist,

318
00:13:35,326 --> 00:13:39,632
Pam is truly the gateway
to our world.

319
00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:42,672
Well, I hope this gave you
a little taste

320
00:13:42,674 --> 00:13:46,046
of what life is like here
at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

321
00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:49,385
What it's like to walk
a mile in Oscar's shoes.

322
00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:52,091
Or try on Phyllis' pants.

323
00:13:52,093 --> 00:13:54,329
Next time you're in town,
give us a call.

324
00:13:54,331 --> 00:13:56,266
Stop on by.

325
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,504
I'm sure you'll be greeted
by a big smile

326
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,207
and a "How you doing, pal?"

327
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:02,812
Maybe even one of Angela's
famous brownies.

328
00:14:02,814 --> 00:14:06,453
And you'll know
that you're home.

329
00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:17,441
Great Scott!

330
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,347
Questions.

331
00:14:22,854 --> 00:14:23,955
Wow.

332
00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:27,595
Okay. Okay,
thank you, Michael.

333
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,365
That was great.
Yes, thank you.

334
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,367
But for right now,

335
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,071
what I'd really like
to know about

336
00:14:32,073 --> 00:14:34,108
is the branch's performance.

337
00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:36,479
So do you have
that information as well?

338
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:39,419
Yes, absolutely, David.

339
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,891
Get that for you.

340
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,105
Can you sign?

341
00:14:49,107 --> 00:14:50,174
Yeah.

342
00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:51,911
Oscar.

343
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,647
Nothing for me?

344
00:14:53,649 --> 00:14:54,883
Join the club.

345
00:14:58,358 --> 00:14:59,425
Who's it from?

346
00:14:59,427 --> 00:15:01,162
My mom.

347
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,322
It's frustrating 'cause we'd be

348
00:15:14,324 --> 00:15:16,059
so perfect together.

349
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:18,865
You know what?
Here's the deal, Kelly.

350
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:21,569
It would be really nice
if he was into you, right?

351
00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:23,573
It would be great.

352
00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:24,642
But he isn't.

353
00:15:24,644 --> 00:15:26,713
Yeah, but it would be
so great if he was.

354
00:15:26,715 --> 00:15:28,050
Well, he's not though.

355
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,686
So you just gotta suck it up.

356
00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:31,957
You just gotta move on.
Try to have some fun.

357
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:34,228
Come to my poker game tonight.

358
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,865
Okay, cool.

359
00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:38,470
Is it okay if I invite Ryan?

360
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,655
And that about does it.
Thank you.

361
00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:50,962
Okay. Craig.

362
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,233
Yeah. Here's the deal.

363
00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:56,573
I did not understand
this was supposed to be

364
00:15:56,575 --> 00:16:00,080
a full on like report
or whatnot.

365
00:16:00,082 --> 00:16:01,449
I'm sorry.

366
00:16:01,451 --> 00:16:04,589
What did you think
"financial presentation" meant?

367
00:16:04,591 --> 00:16:06,159
I was under the impression

368
00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:09,398
this was more of like
a meet-and-greet type deal.

369
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,904
So does that mean
that you don't have

370
00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:13,607
the numbers on your branch?

371
00:16:13,609 --> 00:16:15,110
That is correct. Yes.

372
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:17,448
Craig, you realize

373
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,318
that we are trying to decide
whether drastic steps

374
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,621
need to be taken.

375
00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,291
Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.

376
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:24,195
Well, the point is
that this doesn't exactly

377
00:16:24,197 --> 00:16:25,697
bode well for your branch.

378
00:16:25,699 --> 00:16:26,934
Oh, man.

379
00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:28,938
You know what?
Michael made that stupid movie.

380
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,474
He doesn't get in any trouble.

381
00:16:30,476 --> 00:16:32,578
Maybe I should've slept
with you too.

382
00:16:38,424 --> 00:16:39,993
Okay. Okay.
All right.

383
00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,663
No, no, no, I'm not...
I just...

384
00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:45,003
I just don't know
what to do anymore, Michael.

385
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,074
I mean, I'm probably
going to get fired.

386
00:16:47,076 --> 00:16:48,845
No, you're not.

387
00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,915
Michael, the CFO thinks
that we slept together.

388
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,921
Don't you understand?
People get fired for much less.

389
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,724
And I just can't believe

390
00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:56,994
that you told everybody.

391
00:16:56,996 --> 00:17:00,067
And we didn't even
sleep together.

392
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:02,805
Technically,
we fell asleep in the same bed.

393
00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:04,008
Oh, God.

394
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:07,248
Michael, it was months ago.
It was once.

395
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,020
It's over.

396
00:17:10,022 --> 00:17:12,157
Do you understand?

397
00:17:13,761 --> 00:17:14,897
Yes.

398
00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:18,436
I'm sorry.

399
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,209
I'll fix this.
I'll talk to him.

400
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:22,278
I'll talk to David.

401
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,684
Surely, you cannot be serious.

402
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:28,456
I am serious,
and don't call me Shirley.

403
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,692
Airplane.

404
00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:40,882
Women are like wolves.

405
00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:43,720
If you want a wolf,
you have to trap it.

406
00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:45,691
You have to snare it.

407
00:17:45,693 --> 00:17:49,098
And then you have to tame it.

408
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,035
Keep it happy.
Care for it. Feed it.

409
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:54,475
Lovingly the way an animal
deserves to be loved.

410
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:59,853
And my animal deserves
a lot of loving.

411
00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:04,695
Hey, babe.

412
00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:06,666
You, uh, almost ready to go?

413
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,636
I guess, yeah.

414
00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,140
What's wrong?

415
00:18:10,142 --> 00:18:11,275
Nothing.

416
00:18:11,277 --> 00:18:13,279
It's just that I had
to sit here all day

417
00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:14,648
while Phyllis got
like an entire garden

418
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:15,751
delivered to her.

419
00:18:15,753 --> 00:18:17,221
What, you're mad at me?

420
00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:20,193
I mean, I know
that we said no big gifts,

421
00:18:20,195 --> 00:18:22,364
but I was kind of hoping
you'd get me something

422
00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:23,700
for Valentine's Day.

423
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,872
Well, Valentine's Day
isn't over.

424
00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:27,408
Let's get you home,

425
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,047
and you are gonna get
the best sex of your life.

426
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,490
You understand this is
a very serious situation.

427
00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:37,261
No, no, no.
Yes, I... Okay, well...

428
00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:38,430
All right, here's the deal.

429
00:18:38,432 --> 00:18:40,500
This is my fault.
This is totally on me.

430
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:41,837
Before you guys came in,

431
00:18:41,839 --> 00:18:44,008
I was talking to the guys,
we were all chatting.

432
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:46,312
And I made a joke.

433
00:18:46,314 --> 00:18:47,648
A really dumb joke.

434
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,552
And Craig the idiot
took it seriously.

435
00:18:49,554 --> 00:18:51,522
You made a joke?
I did.

436
00:18:51,524 --> 00:18:52,691
It was stupid.

437
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:54,161
And Craig, you saw him,

438
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,666
he's not the sharpest tool
in the shed.

439
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,871
Although he is a tool.

440
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,707
Well, I don't need
to explain to you

441
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,444
that even a joke
about sexual relations

442
00:19:02,446 --> 00:19:04,148
with your boss...

443
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,817
I know.
It was borderline at best.

444
00:19:05,819 --> 00:19:09,860
And... and Jan
is a fantastic executive

445
00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:11,830
and has all the integrity
in the world.

446
00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:15,337
And, um, I'm really sorry.

447
00:19:15,339 --> 00:19:18,276
It'll never happen again.

448
00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:21,816
Uh, it's fine.

449
00:19:21,818 --> 00:19:24,355
Let's just, uh, just forget it.

450
00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:26,692
Good.

451
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,416
Heading out?

452
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,752
Yeah.

453
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:41,389
All right, Beesly.

454
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:43,760
Hey, happy Valentine's Day.

455
00:19:44,529 --> 00:19:46,098
Bye.

456
00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:51,676
Good night, Pam.

457
00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:53,546
Night, Phyllis.

458
00:19:57,722 --> 00:19:59,291
Uh, Michael.

459
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:01,329
Thank you again
for that, really.

460
00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:02,531
It was very nice.

461
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,735
Oh, no big deal.
Really. Sorry again.

462
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,076
Oh, no.
It's... it's okay.

463
00:20:08,078 --> 00:20:10,580
So, uh, happy Valentine's Day.

464
00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:13,052
Yeah, happy Valentine's Day.

465
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,447
Oh.

466
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,996
Oi vey... schmear.

467
00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:45,380
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