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Excuse me.
How long is the wait
for a table for two?

2
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I would never,
ever serve you.

3
00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:23,507
Not in a million,
billion years.

4
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It's a nice tux.

5
00:00:26,622 --> 00:00:31,170
I know. It belonged
to my grandfather.

6
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He was buried in it,
so family heirloom.

7
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I try not to think of it
as lagging behind.

8
00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:50,517
It's more of a
David-and-Goliath thing.
Yeah, but...

9
00:00:50,649 --> 00:00:53,159
Well, the fact
of the matter is

10
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that your branch
is currently number four

11
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of the five branches
that I oversee.

12
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Top 80%!

13
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Michael?
Yeah?

14
00:01:06,088 --> 00:01:09,058
You know that I'm
very serious here.

15
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Jan, listen,
I promise that I will
kick it up a notch. Bam!

16
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What?

17
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Emeril. Oh, actually,
while I have you,

18
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not that I have you
or have ever had you,

19
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but we're having
our Casino Night tonight

20
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and I think everyone
would love to see
their fearless leader here.

21
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I think you can handle it.

22
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Oh, come on. Come on.
I think so, Michael...

23
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You know, it'd be fun.

24
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I can hear it in your voice.
You need a break.

25
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Goodbye, Michael.

26
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Jan and I understand
each other.

27
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The romance thing
is sort of on hold
for the time being,

28
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but we've remained
good friends.

29
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Good friends
with privileges.

30
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Not now, some day.

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THE FULL VERSION IS LONG 28 MINS

32
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But you can still watch it,
just some jokes are missing.

33
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Okay, everybody.

34
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Tonight's event is to benefit
the Boy Scouts of America.

35
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Again. We do that every year.

36
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Well, they need our money.

37
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They don't have cookies
like the Girl Scouts.

38
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It'd be nice to do
something for people
who are actually suffering.

39
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Well, Oscar,
if you don't like it,

40
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then you should
concentrate on winning.

41
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Because the person
at the end of the evening
with the highest chip count

42
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will receive $500
to donate to the charity
of their choice.

43
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So, get your charities in to Pam.

44
00:04:03,646 --> 00:04:08,193
I, for example,
am playing for Comic Relief.

45
00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:11,992
That doesn't exist anymore.

46
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Comedy's very much alive,
as are homeless people.

47
00:04:17,623 --> 00:04:21,889
No, they stopped
making that show.

48
00:04:22,299 --> 00:04:26,845
Well, then, they need
our money more than ever.

49
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Oh, and another fun thing.

50
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We, at the end of the night,

51
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are going to give the check

52
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to an actual group
of Boy Scouts.

53
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Right, Toby? We're gonna...

54
00:04:45,398 --> 00:04:50,122
Actually, I didn't think
it was appropriate
to invite children

55
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since it's...
You know, there's
gambling and alcohol,

56
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and it's in
our dangerous warehouse

57
00:05:00,953 --> 00:05:03,523
and it's a school night...

58
00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:12,046
And, you know,
Hooters is catering.
You know, is that enough?

59
00:05:12,998 --> 00:05:16,147
Should I keep going?

60
00:05:20,775 --> 00:05:24,263
Why are you
the way that you are?

61
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Honestly,
every time I try to do
something fun or exciting,

62
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you make it not that way.

63
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I hate

64
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so much about the things
that you choose to be.

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What are you doing?
Oh, nothing.

66
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"Till Death Do Us Rock."

67
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They're wedding bands.
Oh.

68
00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,861
Roy was supposed to
pick the band,

69
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but he's concentrating more
on the bachelor party now.

70
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Wait, wait, where you going?

71
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I mean, even if you
don't hire a band,

72
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you still have to
watch the bands.

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Pam, these are people
who have never given up
on their dreams.

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I have great respect for that.

75
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And, yes, they're all
probably very bad

76
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and that will make me
feel better about
not having dreams.

77
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There's a KISS
cover band in here.

78
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Let's do it.

79
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I'm pretty happy these days.

80
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I'm getting married soon
and I'm getting along
with everybody at work.

81
00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:11,956
Why did I talk to Jan
about transferring?

82
00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:16,517
Well, you know.

83
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I have no future here.

84
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Wow.

85
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I don't know how
you're gonna decide.

86
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They are all extremely good.

87
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I think I should
hire them all.

88
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Do like Lollapalooza.
Yes.

89
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Have three stages, yeah.

90
00:07:42,591 --> 00:07:45,560
Your mom would love that.

91
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She would.

92
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Oh, this band
is called Scrantonicity.
Oh.

93
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Let's take a look.

94
00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:00,939
Nice.
Oh, wait.

95
00:08:01,654 --> 00:08:03,988
That's Kevin.

96
00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:06,494
On the drums.
What?

97
00:08:06,624 --> 00:08:08,420
On the drums! On the drums!

98
00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:12,760
Oh, my God, that's Kevin!

99
00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,792
Great song, Kev.

100
00:08:16,859 --> 00:08:21,406
We really don't do
a lot of weddings.

101
00:08:21,773 --> 00:08:27,495
We actually don't play
in public very often.

102
00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:34,508
We are all really hoping
that Pam's wedding works out.

103
00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:40,756
This could be
a turning point for the band.

104
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:45,670
Wow. Oh!
Oh, my...

105
00:08:45,805 --> 00:08:50,709
Yeah, you haven't
seen that since 1983.

106
00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,921
That is amazing.

107
00:08:54,929 --> 00:08:57,659
Okay, we have to sign him.

108
00:08:57,794 --> 00:09:00,126
I'm gonna call the label,
we're gonna...
No! No!

109
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,521
No, Pam, you're gonna
loose him to another wedding.

110
00:09:02,647 --> 00:09:04,378
No, come back! No, no, no!

111
00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:06,252
Kev!

112
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,899
Jim is great.

113
00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:15,681
Being with him just
takes away all the stress
of planning my wedding.

114
00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:24,072
Yes?
Michael, Carol Stills for you.

115
00:09:24,268 --> 00:09:26,150
Your realtor.

116
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:29,917
Oh, yeah, put her through.

117
00:09:30,052 --> 00:09:37,466
Hey, Carol, how goes
the real estate biz?
Is it real good?

118
00:09:38,237 --> 00:09:40,089
It's still me.

119
00:09:40,224 --> 00:09:42,677
Sometimes I don't put
Michael through

120
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:46,286
until he's already
said something.

121
00:09:46,425 --> 00:09:51,207
I look at it as
a practice run for him.

122
00:09:51,337 --> 00:09:55,244
He usually does better
on the second attempt.

123
00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:59,457
Carol, you're on with Michael.

124
00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:03,905
Hello, Michael?
Hi, Carol. How you doing?

125
00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:10,143
I'm great. I just needed
one last signature for
your mortgage insurance.

126
00:10:10,282 --> 00:10:13,261
Oh, hey, no problemo.

127
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:16,556
Can I drop it over later?

128
00:10:16,688 --> 00:10:23,347
Actually, I'm sort of hosting
this charity thing

129
00:10:23,587 --> 00:10:26,856
in our warehouse,
Casino Night.

130
00:10:26,983 --> 00:10:31,246
Oh, great.
Yeah, it'll be good.

131
00:10:31,426 --> 00:10:35,792
You know what?
Why don't you come by?

132
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,538
Bring the papers,
I'll sign them

133
00:10:38,677 --> 00:10:42,064
and then you can stay
and have a drink.

134
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,034
To the casino thing?
Yeah.

135
00:10:45,168 --> 00:10:48,894
It'll be fun. What do you...

136
00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,822
What do you...
What?

137
00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:54,683
Oh, I'm sorry.
Could you hold on?

138
00:10:54,816 --> 00:10:58,482
Yes?
Michael,
Jan's on line two.

139
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:01,886
Okay, put her through.

140
00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:08,782
Jan Levinson, I presume?

141
00:11:09,493 --> 00:11:12,102
It's still me.

142
00:11:12,457 --> 00:11:15,604
Michael?
Hey, Jan. How you doing?

143
00:11:15,731 --> 00:11:20,574
You know, I...
I thought about it

144
00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:24,251
and you are right.

145
00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:28,761
I am?
I could use a little fun.

146
00:11:28,887 --> 00:11:33,854
So, I am going to drive up
for your Casino Night.

147
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:40,429
Oh, okay.
I will see you tonight.

148
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,808
Okay, sounds great.

149
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:47,014
Bye-bye.
Bye.

150
00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:54,386
Hello, Carol?
Hi, sorry about that.

151
00:11:54,521 --> 00:11:57,849
I just...
No problemo.

152
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,881
Right.

153
00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:06,198
To answer your question.
Yeah?

154
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,187
Yes.

155
00:12:08,318 --> 00:12:11,587
What?
I'd love to go.

156
00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:13,681
Okay.

157
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:17,367
I have to get a sitter,
but that shouldn't be
a problem.

158
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:19,654
Problem. Good.

159
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:24,747
And I'll bring
the papers, too.
Good. All right.

160
00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:29,598
Sounds great.
I'll see you tonight.

161
00:12:29,722 --> 00:12:32,056
Bye.
Bye.

162
00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:44,969
Two queens on Casino Night.

163
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:51,991
I am going to drop
a deuce on everybody.

164
00:13:07,031 --> 00:13:09,942
Oh, my God!
Yeah!

165
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,006
That's great.

166
00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:20,053
Hey, hey.
Hi.

167
00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:21,982
Hey, Carol.
Hi.

168
00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:26,723
You look great.
Thanks. Thank you
for inviting me.

169
00:13:26,852 --> 00:13:31,218
It looks so great in here.
Oh, well... Kiss.

170
00:13:36,912 --> 00:13:41,278
That's how we do it
in the paper biz.

171
00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:46,020
It's European and... Yes?

172
00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:48,484
Dwight.

173
00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:57,203
Code name RelMax is here.

174
00:13:58,312 --> 00:14:01,862
No sign of Lan Jevinson.

175
00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:09,169
I'm Michael's wingman.
I've got his back. Two dates.

176
00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:13,509
He's got two dates tonight.

177
00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:20,939
My job is to keep
Jan away from Carol
and vice versa.

178
00:14:21,355 --> 00:14:26,318
Michael said,
"We must deceive them,

179
00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:34,318
"so as not to hurt them,
and in that way,
we honor them."

180
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:41,525
Can I get you a drink?

181
00:14:41,644 --> 00:14:45,552
The food is from Hooters.

182
00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:48,888
Drink would be good.
Okay.

183
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,191
Oh, I steal things
all the time.

184
00:14:58,308 --> 00:15:01,281
It's just something I do.

185
00:15:01,409 --> 00:15:04,679
I stopped caring
a long time ago.

186
00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:07,889
You should see
how many supplies

187
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:10,868
I've taken from this place.

188
00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:15,731
Honestly, I love
stealing things.

189
00:15:22,899 --> 00:15:29,796
And welcome to Monte Carlo!

190
00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:33,587
Dwight.

191
00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:39,491
I am no longer your boss.

192
00:15:40,325 --> 00:15:44,532
Lady Fortune is your boss.

193
00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:53,268
Leave all your
preconceived notions
about casinos at the door.

194
00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:59,744
Old friends, new lovers,

195
00:16:00,348 --> 00:16:07,766
and the disabled,
welcome, all.

196
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:11,282
Great, okay.

197
00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:17,121
Shuffle up and deal.
Let's get it started.

198
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,978
Black-Eyed Crows.

199
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:25,241
Okay, the game is
No-Limit Texas Hold'em.

200
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,339
Good luck, everybody.

201
00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:39,818
That's at least
four red chips to you, sir.

202
00:16:48,122 --> 00:16:50,216
All-in.

203
00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,123
I'll call.

204
00:17:01,826 --> 00:17:04,219
What are...

205
00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:09,874
That's insane.
I have good cards.

206
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:15,253
Well, Toby, I went all-in
on the first hand,

207
00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:19,758
so doesn't that tell you
that I might have
good cards, too?

208
00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:23,563
So, don't be stupid.
Just take it back.

209
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:28,840
No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir.
He's gone all-in.
Okay, all right, whatever.

210
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,351
Flip them.

211
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:42,984
You really screwed that up.

212
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:56,199
Wow, bad luck.
Yeah, whatever.

213
00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:00,530
Hey, you know what?
If luck weren't involved,

214
00:18:00,653 --> 00:18:05,079
I would always be winning.

215
00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:09,404
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

216
00:18:10,942 --> 00:18:12,677
Michael?

217
00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:15,079
Jan.
Hi.

218
00:18:15,214 --> 00:18:20,236
Look, okay, I think
we're all adults here,

219
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:25,021
and it has always been
my understanding

220
00:18:25,152 --> 00:18:28,602
that we have
an open relationship.

221
00:18:29,072 --> 00:18:31,046
What are you... Just...

222
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,567
Wait, what're you
talking about?

223
00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:37,132
What does that mean?

224
00:18:37,257 --> 00:18:43,500
After you said
you weren't coming,
I invited Carol to come

225
00:18:43,632 --> 00:18:48,177
and I don't think
that I did anything wrong.

226
00:18:49,947 --> 00:18:51,681
No.

227
00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:55,257
No, you didn't.
Hi, I'm Jan.

228
00:18:55,387 --> 00:18:58,475
I'm Michael's boss.
Hi, hi.

229
00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:03,981
Does anyone want a drink?
No, I'm good.

230
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:06,065
Okay.

231
00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:16,300
Um...

232
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:21,636
Hey, hey.
Hey. What...

233
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,788
Jan's here.

234
00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:35,558
Give me the dice.
Come on, Dwight.

235
00:19:35,673 --> 00:19:38,526
Let's go.
It's all on you, baby.

236
00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,390
Let's go.

237
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:44,079
Good evening, Dwight.
What is this?

238
00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:47,999
Evening, Angela.
This is craps.

239
00:19:48,131 --> 00:19:51,679
I need to roll an eight.
If I do, everyone wins.

240
00:19:51,814 --> 00:19:54,089
Yes.
Then roll an eight.

241
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,008
All right.

242
00:19:56,492 --> 00:20:01,217
Thank you, Angela.
Good luck, Dwight.

243
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:07,817
Yeah! Yeah!

244
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:13,847
That's good stuff.

245
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:18,758
Dwight, let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going.

246
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:21,919
Let's go.
Let it ride.
Let it all ride.

247
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,019
Give me the dice!

248
00:20:39,122 --> 00:20:41,155
Yeah, right.

249
00:20:41,285 --> 00:20:45,074
"Yeah, right," what?
What was this?

250
00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:52,448
I have good cards.
Really?

251
00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:56,777
And I'm gonna
take you all-in.
Wow.

252
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:04,500
I think you're bluffing.

253
00:21:22,627 --> 00:21:26,714
Yeah, I think
she's full of it.

254
00:21:33,328 --> 00:21:36,938
Straight.
Oh.

255
00:21:37,187 --> 00:21:39,798
Three nines.
Pam.

256
00:21:40,815 --> 00:21:44,902
Jim Halpert,
ladies and gentlemen.

257
00:21:45,023 --> 00:21:49,110
Thank you very much.
It was fun.

258
00:21:51,924 --> 00:21:54,716
Cosmopolitan, please.

259
00:21:56,603 --> 00:21:59,631
Can I get a red wine?

260
00:22:02,159 --> 00:22:07,003
So, two hours?
That's a long drive.

261
00:22:07,712 --> 00:22:11,799
Well, it's part of the job,
you know?

262
00:22:11,924 --> 00:22:15,709
Keep an eye on things. So...

263
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,222
Why not?

264
00:22:29,877 --> 00:22:34,780
So, how long have you
and Michael been...

265
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:44,134
Oh, well, actually,
I guess this would be
our first date.

266
00:22:46,890 --> 00:22:50,439
I guess.
Casino Night
in the warehouse.

267
00:22:50,574 --> 00:22:52,966
Good sport.

268
00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:58,290
Well, I'm having
a nice time.
Oh, me, too.

269
00:22:59,815 --> 00:23:02,025
Me, too.

270
00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:19,445
One beer
and one Seven and Seven

271
00:23:19,578 --> 00:23:21,551
with eight
maraschino cherries,

272
00:23:21,685 --> 00:23:26,110
sugar on the rim,
blended if you can.

273
00:23:28,059 --> 00:23:33,300
So, that's still
going on, huh?
You and Kelly?

274
00:23:37,824 --> 00:23:42,727
All right!
The point is four.
Shooter, roll it. Four!

275
00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:46,879
Come on, shooter!
Four!

276
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,850
Shooter!
Blow.

277
00:23:49,985 --> 00:23:53,893
Blow for luck! Yeah!
Shooter!

278
00:23:54,664 --> 00:23:59,327
Also, you.
Not playing favorites.

279
00:23:59,518 --> 00:24:02,547
All right, here we go!

280
00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:05,347
All right.
Yeah!

281
00:24:05,482 --> 00:24:09,031
Five.
So close.

282
00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:11,138
Well...
So close.

283
00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:13,003
Come on.

284
00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:16,586
So, where you staying?
Radisson?

285
00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:18,923
What?
Super 8?

286
00:24:19,049 --> 00:24:22,197
No, I...
Motel 6? Best Western?

287
00:24:22,322 --> 00:24:26,052
I didn't... I don't know...
Holiday Inn?

288
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,322
The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre?

289
00:24:29,457 --> 00:24:33,823
You staying with Michael?
All right!

290
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:50,350
Smoke?
No, thanks.

291
00:24:53,698 --> 00:24:56,489
You having fun?

292
00:24:58,668 --> 00:25:02,119
Fabulous time.

293
00:25:08,201 --> 00:25:12,925
I drove two and half hours
to get here.

294
00:25:14,983 --> 00:25:20,346
Yeah, we all really...
Left work early,
drove down here.

295
00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:25,266
And I am completely
underdressed.

296
00:25:26,387 --> 00:25:30,296
Well, I think
you look great.

297
00:25:32,993 --> 00:25:37,418
Why did I hook up
with Michael?

298
00:25:42,293 --> 00:25:45,262
Yeah, why did you?

299
00:25:46,443 --> 00:25:50,411
It was very late, Jim. Very...

300
00:25:52,407 --> 00:25:55,197
Very late and...

301
00:25:57,029 --> 00:26:02,449
Have you given
any more thought
to the transfer?

302
00:26:03,343 --> 00:26:05,497
Oh, yeah.

303
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,539
Good.

304
00:26:11,473 --> 00:26:14,682
Have you told anyone?

305
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:20,532
No.
Well, you should.

306
00:26:27,998 --> 00:26:36,412
I won the 2002 $2,500
No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw
Tournament

307
00:26:36,536 --> 00:26:41,319
at the World Series
of Poker in Vegas.

308
00:26:41,448 --> 00:26:44,298
So, yeah...

309
00:26:44,431 --> 00:26:46,943
I'm pretty good at poker.

310
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,698
All-in.

311
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:58,444
Okay, let's do it.

312
00:26:58,581 --> 00:27:01,431
Good luck, honey.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.

313
00:27:01,562 --> 00:27:06,527
But it doesn't matter,
it's just fun to play.

314
00:27:06,885 --> 00:27:10,851
Three queens.
Nice, very nice.

315
00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:14,826
I have an ace.
No, that's a flush.

316
00:27:14,954 --> 00:27:17,047
Oh, man!

317
00:27:17,175 --> 00:27:21,024
Oh, I have a flush!
Yes!

318
00:27:21,152 --> 00:27:25,358
Look, I won. Look,
I have all the clovers.

319
00:27:25,481 --> 00:27:27,812
You wanna play again?

320
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,674
I suck.

321
00:27:35,012 --> 00:27:38,281
She took you down, huh?

322
00:27:38,402 --> 00:27:42,489
I do not want
to talk about it.

323
00:27:44,368 --> 00:27:47,699
Hey, I saw your tape.

324
00:27:47,819 --> 00:27:52,961
Your band, Scrantonicity?
You guys rock.

325
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:54,813
Yeah?

326
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:59,876
Yeah, you guys
wanna play our wedding?

327
00:28:00,944 --> 00:28:06,306
Awesome. Did Pam
say it was okay?

328
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:11,513
Whatever.
I'm in charge of the music.

329
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:15,750
Dude, you will not be sorry.

330
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:19,466
Sweet.

331
00:28:20,005 --> 00:28:23,335
All right.
All right.

332
00:28:28,939 --> 00:28:32,331
Sorry, babe. I am just beat.

333
00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:34,244
It's okay.

334
00:28:34,557 --> 00:28:37,168
I'll see you at home.
Okay.

335
00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:40,792
Hey, don't try to lose
too much money, all right?

336
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:45,136
Okay.
If you still
want a honeymoon.

337
00:28:48,121 --> 00:28:50,734
Hey, Halpert.

338
00:28:50,869 --> 00:28:55,534
Keep an eye
on her, all right?
Okay, will do.

339
00:28:55,664 --> 00:28:58,456
See you.
Bye!

340
00:29:02,914 --> 00:29:05,944
Hey.
Hey, how's it going?

341
00:29:06,074 --> 00:29:12,094
Good, especially after
I took all your money
in poker.

342
00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:14,363
Yeah.

343
00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:22,908
Hey, can I talk to you
about something?

344
00:29:23,031 --> 00:29:26,123
About when you
want to give me
more of your money?

345
00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:28,401
No, I...
Did you wanna do that now?

346
00:29:28,527 --> 00:29:31,138
We can go inside.

347
00:29:31,275 --> 00:29:34,765
I'm feeling
kind of good tonight.

348
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,472
I was just...

349
00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:47,293
I'm in love with you.

350
00:29:47,884 --> 00:29:49,855
What?

351
00:29:53,029 --> 00:29:56,698
I'm really sorry
if that's weird
for you to hear,

352
00:29:56,833 --> 00:30:01,675
but I needed you
to hear it.

353
00:30:06,712 --> 00:30:11,736
Probably not good timing,
I know that. I just...

354
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:14,829
What are you doing?

355
00:30:20,746 --> 00:30:25,293
What do you expect me
to say to that?

356
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,491
I just needed you to know.

357
00:30:33,495 --> 00:30:35,469
Once.

358
00:30:38,993 --> 00:30:42,261
Well, I...

359
00:30:45,074 --> 00:30:46,986
I...

360
00:30:52,733 --> 00:30:54,884
I can't.

361
00:30:55,367 --> 00:30:57,459
Yeah.

362
00:31:00,630 --> 00:31:05,533
You have no idea...
Don't do that.

363
00:31:06,711 --> 00:31:10,200
what your friendship
means to me.

364
00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:14,601
Come on. I don't
wanna do that.

365
00:31:15,072 --> 00:31:18,859
I wanna be more than that.

366
00:31:20,568 --> 00:31:22,779
I can't.

367
00:31:28,113 --> 00:31:31,201
I'm really sorry

368
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:37,401
if you misinterpreted things.

369
00:31:42,264 --> 00:31:45,654
It's probably my fault.

370
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:51,609
Not your fault.

371
00:31:52,848 --> 00:31:57,872
I'm sorry I misinterpreted
our friendship.

372
00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:16,162
Hey.

373
00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:19,441
I'm leaving.
Hey, okay.

374
00:32:19,573 --> 00:32:23,600
So, I just wanted
to congratulate you
on a fantastic evening.

375
00:32:23,723 --> 00:32:26,335
You did the company proud.
Thank you.

376
00:32:26,472 --> 00:32:30,797
And thanks for inviting me.
You were right, I needed it.

377
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:33,586
So, thanks.
Okay. Thanks for coming.

378
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,517
Nice to meet you.
You, too.

379
00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:39,497
And you guys have
a good time together.
Okay.

380
00:32:39,629 --> 00:32:42,078
Talk to you Monday.
Yeah.

381
00:32:42,199 --> 00:32:44,929
Goodbye.
Good night.

382
00:32:47,582 --> 00:32:49,973
She's a good boss.

383
00:32:50,096 --> 00:32:54,761
She seems really nice.
Oh, she's great.

384
00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:58,280
Love triangle. Drama.

385
00:33:00,036 --> 00:33:02,487
All worked out
in the end, though.

386
00:33:02,608 --> 00:33:05,818
The hero got the girl.

387
00:33:06,002 --> 00:33:09,727
Who saw that coming? I did.

388
00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:13,653
And Jan was really
happy for me.

389
00:33:13,776 --> 00:33:16,867
So, actually,
the hero got two girls.

390
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:19,567
He got the girl
that he works with

391
00:33:19,683 --> 00:33:25,164
and he got the girl
that he buys real estate from.

392
00:33:27,636 --> 00:33:34,992
So, I've got my New York girl
and my local flavor.

393
00:33:36,758 --> 00:33:39,093
Life is good.

394
00:33:43,426 --> 00:33:46,632
About 10 minutes ago.

395
00:33:49,156 --> 00:33:53,003
No, I didn't know what to say.

396
00:33:54,769 --> 00:33:57,220
Yes, I know.

397
00:34:01,785 --> 00:34:06,450
I don't know, Mom,
he's my best friend.

398
00:34:10,499 --> 00:34:13,410
Yeah, he's great.

399
00:34:18,218 --> 00:34:21,310
Yeah, I think I am.

400
00:34:24,533 --> 00:34:28,083
I have to go. I will.

401
00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:35,507
Listen, Jim...

402
00:35:07,687 --> 00:35:12,944
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