1 00:00:03,995 --> 00:00:05,761 I'm hungry. 2 00:00:08,432 --> 00:00:10,533 Mooovie Monday! 3 00:00:10,535 --> 00:00:15,204 The only cure I know for the Monday blues is... 4 00:00:15,206 --> 00:00:17,840 Varsity Blues. 5 00:00:17,842 --> 00:00:19,342 Let's go! Let's go, let's go, let's go! 6 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:21,210 Take a seat down there. Second from the end. 7 00:00:21,212 --> 00:00:23,112 All right, everybody here? 8 00:00:23,114 --> 00:00:24,113 Yes. 9 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:25,615 Popcorn, anyone? 10 00:00:25,617 --> 00:00:27,283 Yes, please! 11 00:00:27,285 --> 00:00:28,784 Thank you. 12 00:00:28,786 --> 00:00:31,888 Anyone else? 13 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:34,023 No. 14 00:00:34,025 --> 00:00:36,292 Movie Monday started with training videos. 15 00:00:36,294 --> 00:00:38,227 But we went through those pretty fast. 16 00:00:38,229 --> 00:00:41,964 Then we watched a medical video. 17 00:00:41,966 --> 00:00:43,566 Since then, it's been half hour installments 18 00:00:43,568 --> 00:00:46,068 of various movies. 19 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,504 With the exception of an episode of Entourage, 20 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,239 which Michael made us watch six times. 21 00:00:50,241 --> 00:00:53,809 Entourage! 22 00:00:55,490 --> 00:01:01,564 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 23 00:01:25,742 --> 00:01:28,811 Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week? 24 00:01:28,813 --> 00:01:30,146 Yes. 25 00:01:30,148 --> 00:01:31,314 Why him? 26 00:01:31,316 --> 00:01:33,215 Don't whine. Get the windows. 27 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:35,918 Previously on Varsity Blues... 28 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,821 Okay, Billy Bob got a head injury, 29 00:01:38,823 --> 00:01:40,523 but coach made him play. 30 00:01:40,525 --> 00:01:43,392 So then Lance, he gets sacked. 31 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:44,827 And he's out for the year. 32 00:01:50,701 --> 00:01:53,135 Hello? 33 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:56,205 Not everyone approves of movie Monday. 34 00:01:56,207 --> 00:01:57,740 I won't say who. 35 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,576 I don't approve. I don't. 36 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:03,245 Hello? 37 00:02:08,285 --> 00:02:10,286 Let's go after that title now. 38 00:02:10,288 --> 00:02:13,656 Let's go, let's go! Let's go! 39 00:02:16,593 --> 00:02:17,660 Hi, Jan! 40 00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:19,095 Hope you brought the Milk Duds. 41 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,730 How would a movie 42 00:02:20,732 --> 00:02:22,331 increase productivity, Michael? 43 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:25,267 How, on earth, would it do that? 44 00:02:25,269 --> 00:02:27,036 People work faster after. 45 00:02:27,038 --> 00:02:28,104 Magically. 46 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,739 No. 47 00:02:29,741 --> 00:02:32,441 They have to, to make up for the time... 48 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:33,442 watching the movie. 49 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,944 No. 50 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,679 Do I need to hire a babysitter for you... 51 00:02:36,681 --> 00:02:38,047 Kitchen. 52 00:02:38,049 --> 00:02:39,181 Some little 14-year-old girl 53 00:02:39,183 --> 00:02:40,850 whose job it is... 54 00:02:40,852 --> 00:02:42,718 Michael is going to get us all fired. 55 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,620 You sat back and let him play that dumb movie 56 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:45,855 and now Jan is peeved off. 57 00:02:45,857 --> 00:02:47,456 And we're all going to lose our jobs. 58 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,125 That's not going to happen. 59 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,260 You know she has it out for him now. 60 00:02:51,262 --> 00:02:52,595 That's not his fault. 61 00:02:52,597 --> 00:02:53,963 He had to follow his heart. 62 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,332 Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, 63 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,300 Jan's been bitching out on him. 64 00:02:58,302 --> 00:03:01,170 Reject a woman and she will never let it go. 65 00:03:01,172 --> 00:03:03,372 One of the many defects of their kind. 66 00:03:03,374 --> 00:03:04,740 Also, weak arms. 67 00:03:04,742 --> 00:03:08,544 Dwight, you should be running this office. 68 00:03:12,149 --> 00:03:13,949 Michael would never let me. 69 00:03:13,951 --> 00:03:15,284 It's not up to Michael. 70 00:03:15,286 --> 00:03:16,619 It's Jan's call. Talk to her. 71 00:03:16,621 --> 00:03:17,953 I could never do that. 72 00:03:17,955 --> 00:03:19,188 Fine, sit back and do nothing 73 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:21,190 and let us all get fired. 74 00:03:25,796 --> 00:03:28,564 I know that patience and loyalty are good 75 00:03:28,566 --> 00:03:30,199 and virtuous traits. 76 00:03:30,201 --> 00:03:33,436 But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair. 77 00:03:33,438 --> 00:03:36,305 At the Stanford branch, they all play 78 00:03:36,307 --> 00:03:39,275 this World War II video game called Call of Duty. 79 00:03:39,277 --> 00:03:41,777 And they're all really into it. 80 00:03:41,779 --> 00:03:44,647 I'm told it started as a team building exercise. 81 00:03:44,649 --> 00:03:46,716 Unfortunately, I really suck at it. 82 00:03:46,718 --> 00:03:48,250 Oh. 83 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:51,120 We didn't play many video games in Scranton. 84 00:03:51,122 --> 00:03:53,456 Instead we'd do stuff like... 85 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:56,125 Uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same 86 00:03:56,127 --> 00:03:57,493 high pitched note. 87 00:03:57,495 --> 00:03:59,261 And try to get Dwight to make an appointment 88 00:03:59,263 --> 00:04:01,831 with an ear doctor. 89 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:05,234 And Pam called it... 90 00:04:05,236 --> 00:04:07,002 Pretendonitis. 91 00:04:07,004 --> 00:04:09,371 Hey, Kelly, my stuff just got here. 92 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:14,110 Kelly really likes to online shop. 93 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:17,980 So I felt like I wanted some new clothes. 94 00:04:17,982 --> 00:04:20,182 I mean, I just... 95 00:04:20,184 --> 00:04:22,184 I wanted to... 96 00:04:22,186 --> 00:04:26,555 I felt like it was time to maybe, um... 97 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:28,090 just get new clothes. 98 00:04:29,025 --> 00:04:31,293 Okay. 99 00:04:31,295 --> 00:04:33,062 I love it. 100 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,663 Really? I don't know. 101 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,132 Now, you haven't even tried it on yet. 102 00:04:36,134 --> 00:04:37,433 Try it on. 103 00:04:37,435 --> 00:04:38,734 Not at work. I'll try it on... 104 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,369 Fashion show! Fashion show! 105 00:04:40,371 --> 00:04:41,837 Fashion show at lunch! 106 00:04:43,673 --> 00:04:44,940 No. 107 00:04:44,942 --> 00:04:46,242 Fashion show! Fashion show! 108 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,310 Fashion show at lunch! 109 00:04:48,312 --> 00:04:49,645 Fashion show! Fashion show! 110 00:04:49,647 --> 00:04:51,080 Fashion show at lunch! 111 00:04:53,116 --> 00:04:55,384 Why did you do that? 112 00:04:55,386 --> 00:04:57,820 I'm just killing Germans any way I can. 113 00:04:57,822 --> 00:05:00,222 We're on the German team. 114 00:05:00,224 --> 00:05:04,160 Shoot the British. 115 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:05,728 Wait, are we playing teams? 116 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:07,797 Yeah. 117 00:05:07,799 --> 00:05:10,132 Wah! 118 00:05:10,134 --> 00:05:12,601 Gah! 119 00:05:21,678 --> 00:05:23,145 Hello? 120 00:05:23,147 --> 00:05:24,747 Is this Jan? 121 00:05:24,749 --> 00:05:25,748 Who is this? 122 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,918 This is Dwight Schrute. 123 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,253 I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter. 124 00:05:31,255 --> 00:05:33,255 You should talk to Michael and he'll talk to me 125 00:05:33,257 --> 00:05:35,624 and that way we don't have to speak to each other. 126 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,159 It's about Michael. 127 00:05:37,161 --> 00:05:39,695 What about him? 128 00:05:39,697 --> 00:05:42,832 I can't talk here. It's too sensitive. 129 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:45,167 It's not about a surprise party, is it? 130 00:05:45,169 --> 00:05:47,236 No, but we should discuss that another time. 131 00:05:47,238 --> 00:05:49,905 Look, I'm already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight. 132 00:05:49,907 --> 00:05:51,540 I am not coming back. 133 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:53,542 Pull over at exit 40. 134 00:05:53,544 --> 00:05:57,513 There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. 135 00:05:57,515 --> 00:05:59,315 I know you like that store. 136 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,585 Go inside and shop until I can meet you. 137 00:06:02,587 --> 00:06:04,587 How do you know I like that store? 138 00:06:04,589 --> 00:06:06,322 Many of your blouses are Claibornes. 139 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,890 How do you know that? 140 00:06:07,892 --> 00:06:09,625 It's part of my job. 141 00:06:09,627 --> 00:06:12,862 No, it's not. It's officially not. 142 00:06:13,363 --> 00:06:14,563 Noted. 143 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,100 I'm going to the dentist. 144 00:06:18,102 --> 00:06:20,870 Okay. 145 00:06:20,872 --> 00:06:22,771 I have to have an emergency crown put in. 146 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,206 Ouchy. 147 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,475 Yes. 148 00:06:26,477 --> 00:06:29,712 It's a new dentist. He's far. 149 00:06:29,714 --> 00:06:33,649 I might be gone three hours. 150 00:06:33,651 --> 00:06:34,817 Three hours, wow. 151 00:06:34,819 --> 00:06:36,552 Have fun. 152 00:06:41,925 --> 00:06:43,893 Did you get anything good? 153 00:06:43,895 --> 00:06:45,594 Yeah. 154 00:06:45,596 --> 00:06:47,963 New blouse? 155 00:06:47,965 --> 00:06:52,501 Halter top? Camisole? 156 00:06:52,503 --> 00:06:53,702 Teddy? 157 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:54,837 I could save the branch. 158 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:55,905 Really. 159 00:06:55,907 --> 00:06:58,507 If you let me run it. 160 00:06:58,509 --> 00:06:59,708 Okay. 161 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:00,910 Okay, I can run it? 162 00:07:00,912 --> 00:07:04,480 What would you do differently? 163 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:05,814 Mostly get rid of waste. 164 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:08,484 Which is half the people there. 165 00:07:08,486 --> 00:07:10,552 And clean house. 166 00:07:10,554 --> 00:07:12,988 Right here. It's all for me. 167 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,390 Thank you. 168 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,792 Dwight, you just feel strongly to speak with me this way 169 00:07:16,794 --> 00:07:18,360 behind Michael's back. 170 00:07:18,362 --> 00:07:20,462 And turn on so many of your co-workers. 171 00:07:22,065 --> 00:07:24,333 The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. 172 00:07:24,335 --> 00:07:26,902 But once I did it, I didn't look back. 173 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,505 And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. 174 00:07:29,507 --> 00:07:34,543 It's really what's best for the branch. 175 00:07:34,545 --> 00:07:36,979 And I could care less about my co-workers. 176 00:07:36,981 --> 00:07:40,482 So, here we are. 177 00:07:40,484 --> 00:07:44,086 It's all on the table. 178 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,989 I want the branch. 179 00:07:46,991 --> 00:07:51,760 And I await your decision. 180 00:07:55,665 --> 00:07:57,466 Oh, by the way... 181 00:07:57,468 --> 00:08:00,302 There's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. 182 00:08:00,304 --> 00:08:02,604 I know you like their earrings. 183 00:08:05,442 --> 00:08:06,942 Where is it? 184 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,344 Michael. Hi. 185 00:08:08,346 --> 00:08:10,112 I've had a very interesting conversation 186 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:11,246 with one of your employees. 187 00:08:11,248 --> 00:08:12,381 Oh, that's nice. 188 00:08:12,383 --> 00:08:13,716 No, it wasn't. 189 00:08:13,718 --> 00:08:15,150 Dwight just told me that he thinks 190 00:08:15,152 --> 00:08:17,186 he can run the branch better than you. 191 00:08:17,188 --> 00:08:19,521 - What? - Mm-hmm. 192 00:08:19,523 --> 00:08:20,823 You were at the dentist? 193 00:08:20,825 --> 00:08:22,191 You can't have people undermining you. 194 00:08:22,193 --> 00:08:23,392 Get control of your branch immediately. 195 00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:24,393 Okay. 196 00:08:24,395 --> 00:08:25,627 What was Dwight thinking? 197 00:08:25,629 --> 00:08:27,863 That he could turn Jan against me? 198 00:08:27,865 --> 00:08:30,532 She's my ex-lover... ish. 199 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:35,237 Wow. 200 00:08:35,239 --> 00:08:36,405 It's so sexy. 201 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:37,473 You look so hot. 202 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,308 It's really something. 203 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,442 It's too much. 204 00:08:40,444 --> 00:08:41,944 - What? - I'm gonna return it. 205 00:08:41,946 --> 00:08:43,579 No, you have to keep it today. 206 00:08:43,581 --> 00:08:45,914 Just see how you feel. 207 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,282 Hey. 208 00:08:47,284 --> 00:08:48,350 Hi. 209 00:08:48,352 --> 00:08:50,185 You look nice. 210 00:08:50,187 --> 00:08:52,788 Thanks. 211 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:54,990 Isn't that, like, your third soda today? 212 00:08:56,659 --> 00:09:00,429 Yeah, I think we can be a big help to your company. 213 00:09:00,431 --> 00:09:04,266 Okay, see you next week. Bye. 214 00:09:04,268 --> 00:09:06,368 Again? 215 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:07,469 Scared? 216 00:09:07,471 --> 00:09:09,038 Call of Duty! 217 00:09:11,642 --> 00:09:13,876 Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room 218 00:09:13,878 --> 00:09:15,544 - for a minute? - Now? 219 00:09:15,546 --> 00:09:16,545 Yes, now. 220 00:09:16,547 --> 00:09:17,546 Put the game on hold, everyone. 221 00:09:17,548 --> 00:09:18,947 This is not working, okay? 222 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,449 We are getting slaughtered out there. 223 00:09:20,451 --> 00:09:22,618 It's the new guy. 224 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,919 Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know... 225 00:09:23,921 --> 00:09:24,920 what we're talking about. 226 00:09:24,922 --> 00:09:26,155 See what I mean? 227 00:09:26,157 --> 00:09:27,356 We just need a strategy, okay? 228 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,525 We're gonna set up a trap in the gun room. 229 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,326 All right, Jim, are you using the MP-40 230 00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:32,761 or the 44? 231 00:09:32,763 --> 00:09:33,829 Um, sniper rifle? 232 00:09:33,831 --> 00:09:35,297 Snipe... What? 233 00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:37,099 Are you playing for the other team? 234 00:09:37,101 --> 00:09:39,034 You don't snipe in Carrington, okay? 235 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,869 Saboteur! 236 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,004 Saboteur! 237 00:09:42,006 --> 00:09:45,040 I'm gonna kill you for real. 238 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,375 The game is over. 239 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,410 I'm really going to shoot you. 240 00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:01,790 Hey, Dwight... Hey. 241 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,158 You want an m&m? 242 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,461 No, thanks, I'm stuffed. No, seriously. 243 00:10:05,463 --> 00:10:08,197 You should have an m&m. They're really good. 244 00:10:09,766 --> 00:10:12,568 Okay. 245 00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:20,943 Good, huh? 246 00:10:22,979 --> 00:10:24,546 So good. 247 00:10:29,219 --> 00:10:31,453 Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything 248 00:10:31,455 --> 00:10:33,422 for a couple of hours after you've had 249 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,157 a crown put in. 250 00:10:38,128 --> 00:10:41,930 They have this new kind of quick drying bonding. 251 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,031 So... 252 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,166 Sounds like a good dentist. 253 00:10:44,168 --> 00:10:45,534 Oh, yeah. 254 00:10:47,203 --> 00:10:48,337 What's his name? 255 00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:55,777 Crentist. 256 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,882 Your dentist's name is Crentist. 257 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:04,086 Huh. 258 00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:05,787 Sounds a lot like dentist. 259 00:11:08,525 --> 00:11:10,392 Maybe that's why he became a dentist. 260 00:11:12,996 --> 00:11:14,863 Let me see your teeth. 261 00:11:16,232 --> 00:11:17,566 Let me see 'em. 262 00:11:17,568 --> 00:11:20,636 Let me see 'em. 263 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,141 Ohh. 264 00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:32,314 You should floss. 265 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:35,817 I know. 266 00:11:37,554 --> 00:11:38,720 Well then. 267 00:11:42,592 --> 00:11:47,296 I'm glad you're okay. 268 00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:49,198 Business is like a jungle. 269 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,634 And I am like a tiger. 270 00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:56,538 And Dwight is like a monkey... 271 00:11:56,540 --> 00:12:00,375 that stabs a tiger in the back with a stick. 272 00:12:00,377 --> 00:12:03,312 Does the tiger fire the monkey? 273 00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:06,315 Does the tiger transfer the monkey 274 00:12:06,317 --> 00:12:09,218 to another branch? 275 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:12,421 Pun. 276 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:15,457 There is no way of knowing what goes on 277 00:12:15,459 --> 00:12:18,227 inside the tiger's head. 278 00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:19,394 We don't have the technology. 279 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,767 Dwight, can I talk to you for a second? 280 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:35,077 Wow, this is tough! 281 00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:36,445 Brrrrr! 282 00:12:36,447 --> 00:12:37,980 What? 283 00:12:37,982 --> 00:12:41,149 Oh. 284 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,851 Aaaarg! 285 00:12:42,853 --> 00:12:44,086 What is it? 286 00:12:44,088 --> 00:12:48,023 Well... 287 00:12:48,025 --> 00:12:50,225 I just got off the phone with Jan. 288 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,961 And, um... 289 00:12:56,299 --> 00:12:57,799 She demoted me. 290 00:12:57,801 --> 00:13:00,068 No. 291 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,270 Yeah. 292 00:13:01,272 --> 00:13:03,071 You know what the craziest part of this is? 293 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,706 She demoted me to your job. 294 00:13:06,877 --> 00:13:08,977 And she said that you should be expecting 295 00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:10,145 a call later from corporate. 296 00:13:10,147 --> 00:13:12,281 And that, um... 297 00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:15,183 I guess that means that you are going to be 298 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,052 acting manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton. 299 00:13:17,054 --> 00:13:19,121 I can't believe this news. 300 00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:22,090 That... wow. 301 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,726 Yeah. 302 00:13:24,728 --> 00:13:27,095 I told her I didn't know whether you'd wanna do it. 303 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,464 Because you've always been so loyal to me. 304 00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:32,634 You've been my most trusted ally. 305 00:13:32,636 --> 00:13:35,904 You said that? 306 00:13:35,906 --> 00:13:38,640 Yep, I did. 307 00:13:38,642 --> 00:13:41,176 I did. 308 00:13:43,913 --> 00:13:45,714 But I think... 309 00:13:45,716 --> 00:13:48,350 you should do it. 310 00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:52,020 Well... 311 00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:54,690 Gosh, if you think I should. 312 00:13:54,692 --> 00:13:56,191 Then I will. 313 00:14:00,997 --> 00:14:02,864 Perfect. Well, we're settled. 314 00:14:02,866 --> 00:14:04,933 All right. All right. 315 00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:07,069 Well, then you are now acting manager 316 00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:09,438 of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton branch. 317 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,374 And I am assistant regional manager. 318 00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:13,642 Assistant to the regional manager. 319 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,544 Thank you, Michael, for staying on. 320 00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:16,578 I really appreciate it. 321 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:19,081 Hey, hey. 322 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,550 I can't imagine this place without you. 323 00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:24,753 Can you? 324 00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:27,756 That's so nice. 325 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,527 Well, um... 326 00:14:32,529 --> 00:14:34,162 I guess we should go tell the troops. 327 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:38,100 Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike. 328 00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:40,001 Okay, let's do it. 329 00:14:43,306 --> 00:14:45,741 Hey. Hi, hello. 330 00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:48,110 Everybody, I have some good news. 331 00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,945 And I have some bad news. 332 00:14:49,947 --> 00:14:54,816 I am being replaced as your leader by Dwight. 333 00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:56,451 You're kidding. 334 00:14:56,453 --> 00:14:58,053 You might think that I am kidding 335 00:14:58,055 --> 00:14:59,821 and I understand that. 336 00:14:59,823 --> 00:15:00,956 Congratulations, Dwight. 337 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:03,024 Thank you, Angela. 338 00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,459 But why Dwight? 339 00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:09,197 Because Dwight never lies. 340 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,665 How does that qualify him to run a branch? 341 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,300 Because that's all it takes. 342 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,503 Okay, Dwight, would you like to 343 00:15:14,505 --> 00:15:17,839 say a few words to everybody about loyalty? 344 00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:19,674 Thank you, Michael. 345 00:15:19,676 --> 00:15:21,943 I just wanna say to the few of you 346 00:15:21,945 --> 00:15:23,345 who will remain under my employ, 347 00:15:23,347 --> 00:15:26,615 that I intend to lead you into the black 348 00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:28,550 with ferocity. 349 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,419 Michael, what will you do? 350 00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:31,453 Oh, I'll be fine. 351 00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,021 Do you have any savings? 352 00:15:33,023 --> 00:15:34,456 No, no, I don't. 353 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,857 Michael, you might lose your condo. 354 00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:36,958 I won't. 355 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,993 I won't. 356 00:15:37,995 --> 00:15:40,162 I have this little vacuum cleaner 357 00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,329 that's broken. 358 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,330 If Dwight doesn't work out, 359 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,899 maybe that could be manager. 360 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,567 Maybe I'll quit. 361 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,269 It's really happening. 362 00:15:47,271 --> 00:15:49,004 Yes. 363 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,875 We can make a difference here. 364 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:58,146 I will make a difference here. 365 00:15:58,148 --> 00:15:59,614 You alone? 366 00:15:59,616 --> 00:16:00,949 'Cause I thought together... 367 00:16:00,951 --> 00:16:02,617 Oh, please, don't be naive. 368 00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:07,956 You can be in charge of the women. 369 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:17,499 Look how cute he is. 370 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,768 And he's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade. 371 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,703 I'm sorry, what are you whispering back there? 372 00:16:21,705 --> 00:16:23,705 Nothing, just concentrate on turning around. 373 00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:24,840 I'm trying. 374 00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,007 I just... 375 00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:27,175 Just tap S then D. 376 00:16:27,177 --> 00:16:28,777 Oh. 377 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,379 Any last words? No? What? 378 00:16:34,985 --> 00:16:36,418 Wow. 379 00:16:39,388 --> 00:16:41,523 Psychopath. 380 00:16:46,929 --> 00:16:47,996 What? 381 00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:50,165 I'm just looking. 382 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,601 Please go back to your desk. 383 00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:54,669 In a minute. 384 00:16:57,773 --> 00:17:00,242 Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work. 385 00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:02,277 But I'm gonna keep the clothes. 386 00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:03,612 I mean, it'll just be cool 387 00:17:03,614 --> 00:17:07,048 to have some after work clothes other than pajamas. 388 00:17:13,122 --> 00:17:16,558 Well, I guess it's time... 389 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,194 that I turn over the keys 390 00:17:19,196 --> 00:17:20,996 to the famous Sebring. 391 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,631 No, thank you. 392 00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:23,932 It's a corporate lease, Dwight. 393 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:25,066 You've earned it. 394 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,635 No, thanks. What? 395 00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:28,803 Not my style. 396 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,207 But you said you liked it. 397 00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:34,309 You've always admired it. 398 00:17:34,311 --> 00:17:35,577 That was before. 399 00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:36,845 I'm thinking about getting something German. 400 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:37,946 Something with decent gas mileage. 401 00:17:37,948 --> 00:17:39,714 Plus the convertible 402 00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:43,251 is a ridiculous choice for this climate. 403 00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:44,719 Take it back. 404 00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,222 No. 405 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:52,627 That's my car. 406 00:17:55,998 --> 00:17:57,299 What did you... That's my car! 407 00:17:57,301 --> 00:17:59,167 Yes. 408 00:17:59,169 --> 00:18:01,236 I know, Dwight. I know. 409 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:03,038 I know. I know. 410 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,339 You know what? 411 00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:06,575 Jan called me about your little meeting! 412 00:18:06,577 --> 00:18:08,209 No. 413 00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:11,046 I know what you did. 414 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,114 I made the whole thing up, Dwight. 415 00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:14,549 The Sebring's cool. Oh, do you? 416 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,650 Do you like the Sebring? 417 00:18:15,652 --> 00:18:17,085 How dare you! 418 00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:18,920 How dare you, Dwight? 419 00:18:18,922 --> 00:18:21,556 Don't fire me. Please. 420 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,558 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you 421 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,659 right here on the spot. 422 00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:26,027 I have excellent sales numbers! 423 00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:27,662 Not good enough! 424 00:18:27,664 --> 00:18:28,730 I'll do anything! 425 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,332 Anything! 426 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:32,300 I'll do your laundry for a month! 427 00:18:32,302 --> 00:18:33,635 For a year! Michael! 428 00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:35,437 I have a laundry machine. 429 00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:38,340 I'm sorry. I'll do anything. 430 00:18:38,342 --> 00:18:40,075 Please. 431 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,077 Please. 432 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,179 I don't know if I can trust you anymore. 433 00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:45,447 You can't. You can't. 434 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:47,148 But I promise I'll never betray you again. 435 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,150 What can I do, Michael? 436 00:18:49,152 --> 00:18:51,319 What can I do? 437 00:18:51,321 --> 00:18:54,089 What can I do? 438 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,291 What can I do? 439 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,293 What can I do? 440 00:18:58,295 --> 00:19:00,996 You can get up. 441 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:02,831 Get up. 442 00:19:09,005 --> 00:19:11,339 And you can hug it out, bitch. 443 00:19:20,282 --> 00:19:22,050 Hug it out, bitch. 444 00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:23,818 That is what men say to each other 445 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:24,919 after a fight. 446 00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:26,021 They hug it out. 447 00:19:26,023 --> 00:19:27,522 And in doing so, 448 00:19:27,524 --> 00:19:30,125 they just let it go. 449 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,993 And walk away. 450 00:19:31,995 --> 00:19:34,462 Then they're done. 451 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,065 Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however... 452 00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:39,401 I have found. 453 00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:42,303 Doesn't translate. 454 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:15,770 Yeah. Yeah. We hugged it out. 455 00:20:15,772 --> 00:20:19,441 But it turns out, I was still a little angry. 456 00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:24,345 So I felt I needed to punish him just a little bit more. 457 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:26,414 And I'm making him do my laundry for a year. 458 00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:36,795 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.