1 00:00:06,895 --> 00:00:08,942 - Hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:08,944 --> 00:00:11,054 Who are you faxing so early in the morning? 3 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:12,334 Oh, um... 4 00:00:13,776 --> 00:00:15,406 Kinda hard to explain. 5 00:00:15,408 --> 00:00:17,038 I don't have a ton of contact 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,926 with the Scranton branch, 7 00:00:18,928 --> 00:00:19,982 but before I left, 8 00:00:19,984 --> 00:00:22,542 I took a box of Dwight's stationery. 9 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:26,126 So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. 10 00:00:26,128 --> 00:00:27,886 From himself. 11 00:00:27,888 --> 00:00:29,838 From the future. 12 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,086 "Dwight," 13 00:00:31,088 --> 00:00:33,902 "At 8:00 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee." 14 00:00:33,904 --> 00:00:35,854 "Do not drink the coffee." 15 00:00:35,856 --> 00:00:37,710 "More instructions will follow." 16 00:00:37,712 --> 00:00:39,918 "Cordially, Future Dwight" 17 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:47,214 Nooo! 18 00:00:47,216 --> 00:00:49,134 You'll thank me later. 19 00:00:50,753 --> 00:00:56,579 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 20 00:01:21,839 --> 00:01:22,638 There she is. 21 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:23,790 - Jan Levinson. - Michael. 22 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,750 First thing in the morning. 23 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,606 I love to start my day 24 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,718 with a hearty bowl of Jan. 25 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,278 - Michael. - Just call me Levinson. 26 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,038 In the morning. 27 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,054 Baby. 28 00:01:35,056 --> 00:01:37,038 - Michael. - Yes. 29 00:01:39,119 --> 00:01:41,550 I'm here to tell you that we are closing 30 00:01:41,552 --> 00:01:43,022 the Scranton branch. 31 00:01:45,487 --> 00:01:46,766 I don't understand. 32 00:01:46,768 --> 00:01:48,718 The board voted last night to close your branch. 33 00:01:50,351 --> 00:01:52,110 On whom's authority? 34 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,030 The board's. 35 00:01:56,047 --> 00:01:57,614 W-what? 36 00:01:57,616 --> 00:01:59,246 I'm very sorry. I-I... pssh. 37 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:00,238 I don't relish 38 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,870 telling you this. 39 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,590 Uh, you've been a big part of this company. 40 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,734 And the board asked me to thank you 41 00:02:06,736 --> 00:02:09,038 for your years of service. 42 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,286 You're welcome. 43 00:02:10,288 --> 00:02:11,406 A small number of people will be transferred 44 00:02:11,408 --> 00:02:12,686 to the Stamford branch, 45 00:02:12,688 --> 00:02:14,638 and the rest will be getting severance packages. 46 00:02:16,399 --> 00:02:19,438 Am I a small number person or a severance package person? 47 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,750 Well, we haven't made 48 00:02:20,752 --> 00:02:24,942 final decisions about personnel yet. 49 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,363 But you're a severance package person. 50 00:02:28,912 --> 00:02:30,222 Oh, my God. 51 00:02:30,224 --> 00:02:33,134 Oh, my God! 52 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,942 No! 53 00:02:40,623 --> 00:02:42,798 What are they talking about? 54 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,494 I don't know. 55 00:02:44,496 --> 00:02:46,062 Is it serious? 56 00:02:46,064 --> 00:02:47,918 I don't know, Kev. 57 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,998 If you find out anything... 58 00:02:52,783 --> 00:02:53,870 Call me. 59 00:02:53,872 --> 00:02:56,846 You got it, buddy. 60 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,566 You all right, Michael? 61 00:03:07,568 --> 00:03:09,806 Do you want me to get you some water 62 00:03:09,808 --> 00:03:11,502 or a tissue? 63 00:03:13,263 --> 00:03:14,894 All right. 64 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:16,174 You know what, I don't get it. 65 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:19,501 I don't... 66 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,574 I don't get it. 67 00:03:22,576 --> 00:03:24,014 Because our numbers aren't that bad. 68 00:03:24,016 --> 00:03:25,326 Things are looking up. 69 00:03:25,328 --> 00:03:26,894 It's not all about numbers, Michael. 70 00:03:26,896 --> 00:03:28,526 - Well... - It's... it's about talent. 71 00:03:28,528 --> 00:03:30,574 Oh, you gotta... Josh? 72 00:03:30,576 --> 00:03:32,078 Our CFO believes 73 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,094 - that Josh is going to play an important role... - Josh. 74 00:03:34,096 --> 00:03:35,054 In our company's future. 75 00:03:35,056 --> 00:03:36,398 Oh, really? What role is that? 76 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,766 - Yes, really. - King of the stupid universe? 77 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:39,758 Okay. 78 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,782 Don't do this... 79 00:03:40,784 --> 00:03:42,350 I... I think we're finished. 80 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:43,374 And I need to go... 81 00:03:43,376 --> 00:03:44,750 We are not... 82 00:03:44,752 --> 00:03:47,566 I would appreciate it if you would please use discretion 83 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:48,782 until we get our ducks in a row. 84 00:03:48,784 --> 00:03:50,766 I know you're mad, but don't do this to me. 85 00:03:50,768 --> 00:03:53,422 I know... I know I hurt you. 86 00:03:53,424 --> 00:03:54,990 But please do not do this to me. 87 00:03:54,992 --> 00:03:56,430 Don't hurt me like I hurt you. 88 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,302 Jan. 89 00:04:00,304 --> 00:04:01,966 Jan. 90 00:04:04,431 --> 00:04:06,638 It is an outrage. 91 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,853 That's all. 92 00:04:07,855 --> 00:04:09,230 It's... 93 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:12,718 They're making a huge, huge mistake. 94 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,502 Let's see Josh replace these people. 95 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:19,406 Let's see Josh find another Stanley. 96 00:04:19,408 --> 00:04:20,878 You think Stanleys grow on trees? 97 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,253 Well, they don't. 98 00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:23,534 There is no Stanley tree. 99 00:04:23,536 --> 00:04:28,621 Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? 100 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:30,990 Show me that farm. 101 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:33,614 With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up 102 00:04:33,616 --> 00:04:36,078 all over the place, ripe for the plucking. 103 00:04:39,151 --> 00:04:41,198 Show me that farm. 104 00:04:42,607 --> 00:04:44,142 Pictures. 105 00:04:44,143 --> 00:04:46,861 Memories. 106 00:04:46,863 --> 00:04:47,918 Look at that. 107 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,879 They grow up so fast. 108 00:04:52,111 --> 00:04:53,870 Hey, stranger. Don't say that. 109 00:04:53,872 --> 00:04:55,790 That just sounds weird. Please. 110 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:58,190 Sorry, I just feel like we haven't talked in a while. 111 00:04:58,191 --> 00:05:00,750 Well, we have nothing to talk about, Dwight. 112 00:05:00,752 --> 00:05:02,766 Just do your work. 113 00:05:02,768 --> 00:05:04,014 While you still can. 114 00:05:13,390 --> 00:05:15,822 When you become close with someone, 115 00:05:15,823 --> 00:05:18,030 you develop a kind of sixth sense. 116 00:05:18,032 --> 00:05:20,334 You can read their moods like a book. 117 00:05:20,336 --> 00:05:22,285 Right now, the title of Michael's book 118 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:26,254 is Something Weird Is Going On. 119 00:05:28,112 --> 00:05:30,094 What Did Jan Say? 120 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:34,702 The Michael Scott Story. 121 00:05:34,704 --> 00:05:36,398 By Michael Scott. 122 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,126 With Dwight Schrute. 123 00:05:38,128 --> 00:05:40,173 Hey, um, did you hear about your friends 124 00:05:40,175 --> 00:05:41,870 in Pennsylvania? 125 00:05:41,872 --> 00:05:43,790 Rumor has it that the Scranton branch is "gklch." 126 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:45,902 Really? 127 00:05:45,904 --> 00:05:47,085 Wow, that's too bad. 128 00:05:47,087 --> 00:05:48,590 Um... 129 00:05:48,592 --> 00:05:49,550 Sorry. 130 00:05:49,552 --> 00:05:51,950 Scranton branch is closing? 131 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:54,030 In your face. 132 00:05:54,032 --> 00:05:56,174 Well, I work here now. 133 00:05:56,176 --> 00:05:58,030 Mmmm! Sucka. 134 00:06:04,207 --> 00:06:05,966 Are you okay? D... Yeah. 135 00:06:05,968 --> 00:06:07,790 Great, amazing. 136 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,677 Best physical condition of my life. 137 00:06:09,679 --> 00:06:11,406 What did Jan want? 138 00:06:11,407 --> 00:06:14,062 Nothing. Just checking in. 139 00:06:15,438 --> 00:06:17,261 I can't tell you, so. 140 00:06:17,263 --> 00:06:18,446 What can't you tell me? 141 00:06:18,448 --> 00:06:20,782 Nothing. Pam. 142 00:06:20,784 --> 00:06:21,998 What difference does it make? 143 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,117 We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway. 144 00:06:23,119 --> 00:06:24,654 - What? - What? 145 00:06:24,656 --> 00:06:25,997 You just said that we're gonna be gone... 146 00:06:25,999 --> 00:06:26,766 Do I have any messages? 147 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:27,758 Michael, what's going on? 148 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:28,910 What did Jan say to you? 149 00:06:28,912 --> 00:06:30,126 - Nothing. - Was she mean to you? 150 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,405 No, she... 151 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:32,494 Okay. Okay. 152 00:06:32,496 --> 00:06:33,998 Listen up, everybody. 153 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,886 I have some news. 154 00:06:38,895 --> 00:06:41,134 All I can do right now is put on a brave face 155 00:06:41,136 --> 00:06:43,118 and go out there and be their leader. 156 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,094 It's over. 157 00:06:46,096 --> 00:06:48,589 We are screwed. 158 00:06:48,591 --> 00:06:50,701 Dunder-Mifflin Scranton is being shut down. 159 00:06:50,703 --> 00:06:52,750 Michael, uh... 160 00:06:52,752 --> 00:06:53,774 We shouldn't be talking about this 161 00:06:53,776 --> 00:06:55,598 until all the decisions have been made. 162 00:06:57,359 --> 00:06:59,310 You knew about this all along, didn't you? 163 00:06:59,312 --> 00:07:02,510 Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you. 164 00:07:02,512 --> 00:07:03,885 Traitor. 165 00:07:03,887 --> 00:07:05,070 You are a traitor. 166 00:07:05,072 --> 00:07:06,638 What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs? 167 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,598 I don't know. 168 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,413 Probably not. 169 00:07:10,415 --> 00:07:12,525 This is the worst. 170 00:07:20,014 --> 00:07:23,310 So this has been great. 171 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:24,557 So let's get back to work 172 00:07:24,559 --> 00:07:26,542 and do the best job that we can. 173 00:07:26,543 --> 00:07:29,357 Toby, I'd like to see you in my office, please. 174 00:07:29,359 --> 00:07:31,118 All right. 175 00:07:34,479 --> 00:07:37,166 Oh, my God, you walk so slowly. 176 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:46,606 It makes perfect sense that it would happen today 177 00:07:46,608 --> 00:07:49,550 because I just received this in the mail. 178 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,606 1,000 business cards 179 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,974 with this address and phone number. 180 00:07:52,976 --> 00:07:55,885 I don't want to blame anyone in particular. 181 00:07:55,887 --> 00:07:57,805 I think everyone's to blame. 182 00:07:57,807 --> 00:08:00,622 If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, 183 00:08:00,624 --> 00:08:02,670 I will kill myself. 184 00:08:02,671 --> 00:08:04,781 Like Romeo and Juliet. 185 00:08:04,783 --> 00:08:06,158 The Claire Danes one. 186 00:08:10,768 --> 00:08:13,038 What happened? 187 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,085 I think the word got out about Scranton. 188 00:08:15,087 --> 00:08:17,198 Hm... 189 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,373 Hey, uh, do you know any more details on that? 190 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,901 Like, is, uh, anybody transferring here? 191 00:08:21,903 --> 00:08:23,406 Yeah, nothing's definite. 192 00:08:23,408 --> 00:08:24,654 In fact, you know what. 193 00:08:24,656 --> 00:08:26,574 Um, excuse me, everyone. 194 00:08:26,576 --> 00:08:28,429 I know there are some rumors going around, 195 00:08:28,431 --> 00:08:30,605 but nothing is definite, all right? 196 00:08:30,607 --> 00:08:32,525 Um, you guys have done a great job 197 00:08:32,527 --> 00:08:34,414 getting our numbers up around here, 198 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:35,853 but until this thing is official, 199 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:36,973 let's just keep working. 200 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,606 Huh, yeah? Be professional. 201 00:08:38,608 --> 00:08:39,662 Ladies and gentlemen, 202 00:08:39,664 --> 00:08:42,317 our fearless leader, Josh Porter. 203 00:08:42,319 --> 00:08:44,430 Josh, take a bow. Take a bow. 204 00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:46,990 I think it would be kind of weird 205 00:08:46,992 --> 00:08:49,101 if everyone from Scranton came here. 206 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,701 It'd be like, uh, 207 00:08:50,703 --> 00:08:52,238 going to your high school reunion, 208 00:08:52,239 --> 00:08:53,774 and you saying, "Hey, I missed you guys." 209 00:08:53,776 --> 00:08:55,374 And then they're all like, "Oh, don't worry about it. 210 00:08:55,376 --> 00:08:57,870 "We're all gonna move in with you... 211 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,182 forever." 212 00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:05,198 Yeah? 213 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,158 Hey. 214 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,758 Meredith, hello. 215 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,718 Tough day. 216 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:09,869 Yes. 217 00:09:09,871 --> 00:09:10,861 So listen, 218 00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:12,462 I know you're seeing someone, 219 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:15,182 but I'm still willing if you are. 220 00:09:15,184 --> 00:09:17,485 What... willing? 221 00:09:17,487 --> 00:09:18,734 You remember. 222 00:09:18,736 --> 00:09:21,133 Like six years ago we said that on our last day of work 223 00:09:21,135 --> 00:09:23,374 that we would... 224 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:24,590 sleep together. 225 00:09:24,592 --> 00:09:26,989 Oh... 226 00:09:26,991 --> 00:09:30,029 God, uh, 227 00:09:30,031 --> 00:09:32,206 um, I did not say that. 228 00:09:32,207 --> 00:09:34,382 Was that not you? 229 00:09:34,384 --> 00:09:36,589 No, not... not me. 230 00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:38,957 Oh. 231 00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:40,941 Never mind. 232 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,741 Day just gets worse and worse. 233 00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:47,949 It's a blessing in disguise. 234 00:09:47,951 --> 00:09:50,477 Actually, not even in disguise. 235 00:09:50,479 --> 00:09:51,853 In my fantasy, 236 00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:53,517 I always thought I would slap someone, 237 00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:57,357 make a big speech and storm out forever. 238 00:09:57,359 --> 00:09:59,117 But this is good too. 239 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,101 - You're kidding. - No. 240 00:10:01,103 --> 00:10:02,638 Wh... What does that mean? 241 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,006 Well, some of us are fired. 242 00:10:05,008 --> 00:10:07,886 And a few are going to Connecticut. 243 00:10:07,888 --> 00:10:11,309 Do you guys know who's going where? 244 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,477 Oh, don't worry. You're gonna be fine, Roy. 245 00:10:14,479 --> 00:10:15,822 You're very... strong. 246 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,069 And capable. 247 00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:18,542 Thanks. 248 00:10:19,503 --> 00:10:22,509 Oh, grow up. 249 00:10:22,511 --> 00:10:25,070 I don't wanna work here without Pam. 250 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:26,190 That'd just be like 251 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,589 loading trucks without any meaning. 252 00:10:28,591 --> 00:10:29,870 You know? 253 00:10:29,872 --> 00:10:31,725 I couldn't be happier. 254 00:10:31,727 --> 00:10:33,421 I'm gonna take the severance and retire. 255 00:10:33,423 --> 00:10:35,470 My wife and I are gonna travel. 256 00:10:36,431 --> 00:10:38,062 I really couldn't be happier. 257 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,350 Feeling nostalgic? 258 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:44,782 Yeah, nostalgic. 259 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:59,149 - Hey, Mike. - Darrel. 260 00:10:59,151 --> 00:11:00,142 Noble Darrel. 261 00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:04,141 - Look, I heard about the office. - Oh. 262 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:05,101 - Tough break. - I know. 263 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:06,541 I know. 264 00:11:06,543 --> 00:11:07,597 Well, I'll land on my feet. 265 00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:09,261 Yeah. Don't worry about me. 266 00:11:09,263 --> 00:11:10,542 I wasn't. 267 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:11,789 So you'll be okay too. 268 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:14,190 You're a warrior. You're smart, capable. 269 00:11:14,192 --> 00:11:16,013 You'll find something else, and... 270 00:11:16,015 --> 00:11:18,605 Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. 271 00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:19,886 So he's keeping on the whole crew. 272 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:20,910 So we're good. 273 00:11:23,086 --> 00:11:24,269 Awesome. 274 00:11:24,271 --> 00:11:26,189 This is my house. 275 00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:28,782 The CFO's taking away my house and giving it to Josh. 276 00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:33,038 And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance. 277 00:11:34,638 --> 00:11:36,237 Pah. 278 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:38,478 All right, listen up. 279 00:11:38,479 --> 00:11:39,725 Some of you may have heard 280 00:11:39,727 --> 00:11:42,157 some rumors about the branch closing. 281 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,589 Um, like when you said the branch was closing? 282 00:11:44,591 --> 00:11:46,062 But I am not 283 00:11:46,064 --> 00:11:47,949 going to take this lying down. 284 00:11:47,951 --> 00:11:48,973 I have a plan, 285 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,221 and I am going to save our jobs. 286 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:51,630 So just hang in there. Let's go. 287 00:11:51,632 --> 00:11:53,038 Yes! 288 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,381 Oh, good. You're bringing Dwight. 289 00:11:54,383 --> 00:11:56,014 Yes. This might get ugly. 290 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,998 I'm gonna need backup. 291 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,758 What's the plan? 292 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,749 Go to New York. 293 00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:02,221 Confront the CFO. 294 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:04,110 Show him he's making a mistake. Save the branch. 295 00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:05,805 - Can I drive? - No way. 296 00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:06,765 Shotgun! 297 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,046 No, there's no one else. 298 00:12:08,048 --> 00:12:09,614 Still. 299 00:12:10,158 --> 00:12:11,438 Thank you very much. Okay. 300 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,517 - Secretary says Wallace is away for the day... - Agh. 301 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:15,533 And won't be coming back into the office. 302 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,101 Okay, okay. Um... 303 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,285 But... 304 00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:19,501 do not worry. 305 00:12:19,503 --> 00:12:21,101 I have his home address... 306 00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:22,958 right here. 307 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,173 Why? 308 00:12:24,175 --> 00:12:25,741 Christmas card list. 309 00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:27,021 You send him cards? 310 00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:28,141 You've never met him. 311 00:12:28,143 --> 00:12:29,166 Well, when I do, 312 00:12:29,168 --> 00:12:30,957 we'll have something to talk about. 313 00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:34,670 Hey, do you have a second? 314 00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:36,238 Sure, what's up? 315 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,997 I-I know it's not definite, or whatever, 316 00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:40,365 but, uh, do you know who's coming over here 317 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,709 from Scranton? 318 00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:42,862 I honestly don't. I don't know. 319 00:12:42,864 --> 00:12:44,014 Okay. 320 00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:46,605 So is it, like, sales or... accountants or... 321 00:12:46,607 --> 00:12:48,366 You know what, Jim? I wouldn't worry about it. 322 00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:50,286 What does that mean? 323 00:12:50,288 --> 00:12:51,725 - Hi. - Jan, hey. 324 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,229 Oh, good, you're both here. 325 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,638 Ready to talk logistics? 326 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:59,085 I just feel like it could have been something special 327 00:12:59,087 --> 00:13:01,165 if we could have kept working together. 328 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,637 But... 329 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:03,597 I'm gonna go someplace else, 330 00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:06,445 and you're gonna go someplace else. 331 00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:08,109 It just doesn't make sense. 332 00:13:08,111 --> 00:13:10,477 This kind of worked out perfectly for me. 333 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:12,173 I got some good experience. 334 00:13:12,175 --> 00:13:15,469 Um, Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. 335 00:13:15,471 --> 00:13:19,245 And as far as me and Kelly goes... 336 00:13:19,247 --> 00:13:21,293 I think it's for the best. 337 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,118 Okay. 338 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,230 This is it. 339 00:13:33,231 --> 00:13:35,502 This is exactly what Michael Moore does. 340 00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:37,997 Famous documentarian. 341 00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:40,269 He goes up to people with a camera, 342 00:13:40,271 --> 00:13:41,389 and he's like, 343 00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:42,638 "Why did you do this? 344 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,853 "Why did you pollute? 345 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:45,933 You are bad. You're a bad person." 346 00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:46,926 It's very dramatic. 347 00:13:46,928 --> 00:13:48,142 Although I can't say I was a big fan 348 00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:49,901 of Bowling For Columbine. 349 00:13:49,903 --> 00:13:51,181 Because I thought it was gonna be 350 00:13:51,183 --> 00:13:52,269 a bowling movie. 351 00:13:52,271 --> 00:13:53,869 Like Kingpin. 352 00:13:57,999 --> 00:14:00,718 And it wasn't. It was something else. 353 00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:04,141 So. 354 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,221 Josh will be running what is now called 355 00:14:06,223 --> 00:14:07,790 Dunder-Mifflin Northeast, 356 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,805 which is all the offices north of Stamford. 357 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,021 And Jim, if you want the job, 358 00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:12,685 you'll be his number two. 359 00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:14,381 Wow. Uh, sure. Absolutely. 360 00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:15,533 - Awesome. - 'Scuse me, Jan. I'm sorry. 361 00:14:15,535 --> 00:14:16,653 I'm gonna have to stop you there. 362 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,989 I, um... 363 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,813 will not be taking the job. 364 00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:21,805 W... 365 00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:22,798 Excu... why not? 366 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:25,517 As of today, I have accepted 367 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:27,981 a senior management position at Staples. 368 00:14:28,558 --> 00:14:29,518 Today. 369 00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:30,797 Mm-hmm. 370 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:32,461 You leveraged your new position with us 371 00:14:32,463 --> 00:14:33,549 into another offer? 372 00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:35,117 Damn it, Josh. 373 00:14:35,119 --> 00:14:38,701 This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. 374 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:39,917 I... 375 00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:41,550 I'm sorry, all right? It's done. 376 00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:42,510 It's done. 377 00:14:42,512 --> 00:14:43,725 I gotta make some calls. 378 00:14:43,727 --> 00:14:44,686 Excuse me. I'm sorry, Jim. 379 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,413 Say what you will about Michael Scott. 380 00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:53,805 But he would never do that. 381 00:14:53,807 --> 00:14:55,501 Okay. 382 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,421 All visible points of access are covered. 383 00:14:57,423 --> 00:14:59,277 So. 384 00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:00,685 Do you know what you're gonna say 385 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:01,933 when he shows up? 386 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,149 I will improvise. 387 00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:04,238 I will speak from the heart. 388 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,741 No. Bad idea. 389 00:15:05,743 --> 00:15:07,566 You need an attack plan. 390 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,421 Here, I'll be him. You be you. 391 00:15:09,423 --> 00:15:10,381 Let's practice. 392 00:15:10,383 --> 00:15:12,014 Okay. 393 00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:13,101 All right. 394 00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:16,333 - Coming home from work. - 'Scuse me. 395 00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:17,581 Mr. Wallace? David Wallace? 396 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,829 Yes? What is the meaning of this? 397 00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:22,605 Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton 398 00:15:22,607 --> 00:15:25,069 and putting 15 people out of work? 399 00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:27,309 Well, the branch is no longer financially viable. 400 00:15:27,311 --> 00:15:28,749 It's simple dollars and cents. 401 00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,829 Yes, but these are employees, sir. 402 00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:31,789 These are human beings. 403 00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:33,038 Listen, Scott. 404 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,925 It's no longer financially viable. 405 00:15:34,927 --> 00:15:36,205 We're losing money, okay? 406 00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:38,061 It's not a charity. It's a business. 407 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,917 And it's a dying business. 408 00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:42,990 Look, the whole business model 409 00:15:42,991 --> 00:15:44,237 of the small regional paper company 410 00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:45,325 simply doesn't make sense anymore. 411 00:15:45,327 --> 00:15:46,574 Stop... stop it. Just... 412 00:15:46,575 --> 00:15:47,790 Okay, he's not gonna say any of that. 413 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,069 It... Wh... hey, why not? 414 00:15:49,071 --> 00:15:51,022 Because he'd be intimidated. And I just... 415 00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:52,109 Let's start again. 416 00:15:52,111 --> 00:15:54,093 - Just be more scared of me, okay? - Okay. 417 00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:55,917 Don't touch me this time. 418 00:15:57,135 --> 00:15:58,509 - Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? - Coming home from w... Agh! 419 00:15:58,511 --> 00:16:00,878 Pam, would you please sign my company directory? 420 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,989 Are you serious? 421 00:16:02,991 --> 00:16:04,462 Sure. 422 00:16:13,262 --> 00:16:15,757 "Kelly, best wishes. Love, Pam"? 423 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,862 "P.S. 424 00:16:18,863 --> 00:16:21,709 What a long, strange trip it's been." 425 00:16:30,926 --> 00:16:33,581 So we are still scrambling here, but, uh... 426 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,701 Mm-hmm? 427 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,485 It looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford. 428 00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:38,477 Wow. 429 00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:40,238 And I know that you just left there 430 00:16:40,239 --> 00:16:41,453 couple of months ago, 431 00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:43,373 but we would like to offer you the number two position 432 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,365 at that branch. 433 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:45,581 - Thank you. - Yeah. 434 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:46,477 Um... 435 00:16:46,479 --> 00:16:49,165 No, it's just, I'm not sure if I, um... 436 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:50,669 Well, to be quite honest with you, Jan, 437 00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:53,005 I-I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton. 438 00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:55,117 And, um... 439 00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:56,109 Michael. 440 00:16:56,111 --> 00:16:57,229 No, no, no. 441 00:16:57,231 --> 00:16:59,885 Just, um, some personal stuff. 442 00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:02,125 And I'm not really ready to revisit that, 443 00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:03,373 I don't think. 444 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,749 Ah. 445 00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:06,573 Well. 446 00:17:06,575 --> 00:17:07,693 Please think about it. 447 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:08,877 And call me. 448 00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:10,605 We will do whatever we can to get you to stay. 449 00:17:10,607 --> 00:17:11,885 Okay. 450 00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:20,077 Hey, Meredith, how you holding up? 451 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,325 I'm fine. 452 00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:22,861 Hey, did we ever have a conversation 453 00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:24,845 about doing something on the last day of work? 454 00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:26,253 Does that ring a bell? 455 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:28,109 No, I don't think so. 456 00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:29,677 Do you remember hearing a rumor about me 457 00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:32,301 and anybody, last day of work? 458 00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:34,285 Something sexual? 459 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,397 No. 460 00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:38,381 Okay. 461 00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:42,829 I'm kind of okay with it actually. 462 00:17:42,831 --> 00:17:47,277 Oh, that's good. That's... That's great. 463 00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:49,645 Um, do you know what you're gonna do then? 464 00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:52,621 Well, you know, I've got art school. 465 00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:53,805 Oh, that's... 466 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,173 Yeah, of course, you should totally do that. 467 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,453 That's a great idea. 468 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,949 Yeah, um... 469 00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,317 I am already. 470 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:05,197 I started a while ago. 471 00:18:05,199 --> 00:18:09,485 Wow, that's... that's terrific. 472 00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:12,269 That's awesome. 473 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:15,181 Well, cool. 474 00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:16,557 I'm glad you're doing that. 475 00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:22,381 You can learn a great deal about a man from his trash. 476 00:18:24,078 --> 00:18:25,837 Case in point: 477 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,821 Satellite TV bill. 478 00:18:27,823 --> 00:18:29,197 Hm, lesson learned: 479 00:18:29,199 --> 00:18:31,117 He's rich. 480 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:33,997 Hm... 481 00:18:33,999 --> 00:18:35,981 Coffee grounds. 482 00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:38,925 Was he enjoying a delicious hot beverage? 483 00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:42,285 Or disguising the scent of cocaine 484 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:46,061 from drug-sniffing dogs? 485 00:18:46,063 --> 00:18:49,133 It's a nice house. 486 00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,637 Hey, guys. 487 00:18:50,639 --> 00:18:52,397 Uh, I'm trying to organize a little group lunch 488 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,157 for everybody, since, you know, 489 00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:55,917 we're never gonna see each other again. 490 00:18:55,919 --> 00:18:57,517 Where are we going? 491 00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:59,213 I thought maybe DJ's? 492 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:00,205 Mmm... 493 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,517 How 'bout Cugino's? 494 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,661 I don't wanna go all the way to Dunmore. 495 00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,421 How 'bout Cooper's, then? 496 00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:06,669 No seafood. 497 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,389 Well, I don't want to go to DJ's. 498 00:19:09,391 --> 00:19:11,117 Oh, now, all of a sudden, you get picky? 499 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,613 Okay. Forget it. 500 00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:15,917 Hooters. 501 00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:17,229 No. 502 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,277 400 for the CPU. 503 00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:21,325 Done. 504 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,332 Ah! Here. 505 00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,212 Replenish your fluids. 506 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:43,981 Where's Michael? 507 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,581 He's not here. 508 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,501 I don't know where he is. 509 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:48,909 What d... 510 00:19:50,702 --> 00:19:51,981 What's going on here? 511 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,933 We know the branch is closing. 512 00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:55,277 Michael told us. 513 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,717 Oh, God. 514 00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,053 Okay. You know what, everybody? 515 00:19:59,055 --> 00:20:00,973 I'm sure there is a better way to do this, 516 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,829 but I've driven something like 400 miles today, 517 00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,141 and I'm completely exhausted. 518 00:20:04,143 --> 00:20:05,101 So I'm just gonna tell you. 519 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,637 Your branch is not closing. 520 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,629 Stamford is closing. 521 00:20:07,631 --> 00:20:10,221 Um, for the time being, it seems 522 00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:11,821 that all of your jobs are safe. 523 00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:12,781 Yes. 524 00:20:12,783 --> 00:20:13,997 Yeah! 525 00:20:13,999 --> 00:20:15,341 Stanley. 526 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:16,397 Is it because of Michael? 527 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,349 Did he actually do something? 528 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,229 Well, reasons are not important. 529 00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:22,829 Would you just call him, please, wherever he is, 530 00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:23,789 and tell him? 531 00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:25,261 Sure. Uh, Jan. 532 00:20:25,263 --> 00:20:26,829 Um, do you know... is anyone coming back to Scranton? 533 00:20:26,831 --> 00:20:28,012 Back? 534 00:20:28,014 --> 00:20:29,324 Coming to Scranton. 535 00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:30,317 Is anyone coming to Scranton? 536 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:32,653 Uh, y... we don't know. 537 00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:34,829 Probably a few. 538 00:20:42,286 --> 00:20:43,724 Maybe we should take a break, 539 00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:45,069 get some food. 540 00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,860 Negative. We could miss him. 541 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:47,981 I'm really hungry. 542 00:20:51,535 --> 00:20:52,909 Who is it? 543 00:20:52,911 --> 00:20:53,965 The office. 544 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,693 - Are you gonna get it? - No. 545 00:20:55,695 --> 00:21:00,589 Not until I have some good news for them. 546 00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:02,733 Not until I have some good news. 547 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:05,901 Bulum-bulum-bump- Belum-bump. 548 00:21:05,903 --> 00:21:07,661 Dunder-Mifflin Action News. 549 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:09,869 Jim Halpert, 550 00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:12,109 will Big Tuna be transferring to Scranton? 551 00:21:12,111 --> 00:21:14,189 Oh, I don't know. 552 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,373 Jan offered me the job, 553 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,261 and I haven't really decided yet. 554 00:21:17,263 --> 00:21:18,733 Yeah, well, even if I don't get transferred, 555 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,709 I'll probably be fine. 556 00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:25,901 Cornell has an extensive alumni network so... 557 00:21:25,903 --> 00:21:28,717 We look out for each other. 558 00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:30,412 Probably go back and teach or something. 559 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,949 Where'd you go to college? 560 00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:34,508 Hm, Cornell. 561 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,589 Oh... 562 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:38,029 That's good. 563 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,957 I guess some new people might be coming from Stamford. 564 00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:45,613 Should be fun. New blood. 565 00:21:45,615 --> 00:21:46,925 Is Jim coming back? 566 00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:48,973 That's, um... 567 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,541 I hadn't thought about it. 568 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,237 I don't know. Huh. 569 00:21:52,239 --> 00:21:53,452 I just don't want it to be weird. 570 00:21:53,454 --> 00:21:55,469 You know? 571 00:21:55,471 --> 00:21:56,461 I mean, 572 00:21:56,463 --> 00:21:57,773 I took his old job 573 00:21:57,775 --> 00:21:59,053 and his old desk. 574 00:21:59,055 --> 00:22:00,813 Yeah, yeah, that might be weird. 575 00:22:00,815 --> 00:22:03,757 Overall, though, 576 00:22:03,759 --> 00:22:05,549 we still all have our jobs, so good news, right? 577 00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:06,510 Oh, yeah. Totally. 578 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:08,909 I'm so happy! 579 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,732 We don't have to break up now, Ryan! 580 00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:12,269 Mm, mm, mm! 581 00:22:12,271 --> 00:22:13,581 It is the best day of my whole life. 582 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:17,677 I don't know. 583 00:22:17,679 --> 00:22:19,437 I can't explain it. 584 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:27,725 What are you gonna do? 585 00:22:27,727 --> 00:22:30,092 I really don't know. 586 00:22:30,094 --> 00:22:31,213 How you doing with all this? 587 00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:33,068 You know, I'm fine. 588 00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:35,500 I'll be better when I know if I have a job. 589 00:22:36,782 --> 00:22:38,157 You'd actually move to Scranton? 590 00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:39,405 Yeah, if they let me. 591 00:22:39,407 --> 00:22:40,652 I think I... I think I would. 592 00:22:40,654 --> 00:22:44,269 New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. 593 00:22:44,271 --> 00:22:46,508 And you wanna move to Scranton. 594 00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:47,917 I don't know. 595 00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:49,677 If I were you, I'd move to New York. 596 00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:53,101 Yeah, you know, I... I might do that. 597 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,188 I mi... who knows? 598 00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:56,429 I... I might do that. 599 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:02,061 Guh! K-k-kah! 600 00:23:06,447 --> 00:23:07,917 Hey, Andy. 601 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:08,877 What's up, Josh? 602 00:23:08,879 --> 00:23:09,997 Hey, man, just wanted to say thanks. 603 00:23:09,999 --> 00:23:10,957 Good luck. 604 00:23:10,959 --> 00:23:11,917 Thanks, man. You, too. 605 00:23:11,919 --> 00:23:12,940 Totally. 606 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,653 Oh, well, what can you do? 607 00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:18,348 It was nice to have those few hours 608 00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,500 when I thought it was over. 609 00:23:19,502 --> 00:23:24,204 Now I have something to look forward to. 610 00:23:24,206 --> 00:23:26,509 Hey, Creed, congratulations. 611 00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:27,469 Thank you. 612 00:23:27,471 --> 00:23:30,764 Made like 1,200 bucks. 613 00:23:30,766 --> 00:23:31,757 Meredith Palmer. 614 00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:32,909 Hey, gorgeous. 615 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,156 Who's this? 616 00:23:34,158 --> 00:23:36,045 Gary Trendel, from the old days. 617 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:37,101 Worked in the warehouse. 618 00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:38,317 Oh, hey. 619 00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:39,981 Hey, yeah, listen, I heard through the grapevine 620 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,357 that your branch is closing, 621 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,557 and it got me to thinking about our deal, remember? 622 00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:46,732 Oh, yes. 623 00:23:46,734 --> 00:23:49,901 Well, actually, the branch is... 624 00:23:49,903 --> 00:23:51,948 Can you be at my place in 20 minutes? 625 00:23:51,950 --> 00:23:55,149 Yes, I can. 626 00:23:55,151 --> 00:23:56,110 Anything? 627 00:23:56,846 --> 00:23:59,245 Nothing. 628 00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:01,453 What if this doesn't work? 629 00:24:01,454 --> 00:24:04,333 What if the office actually goes under? 630 00:24:05,358 --> 00:24:08,781 Then it was an honor to have worked with you. 631 00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:20,077 All right. 632 00:24:20,079 --> 00:24:24,684 Favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. 633 00:24:24,686 --> 00:24:25,644 Go. 634 00:24:25,646 --> 00:24:28,684 My first day, when you hazed me 635 00:24:28,686 --> 00:24:30,796 by spraying me with a fire extinguisher. 636 00:24:33,103 --> 00:24:35,117 That was hilarious. 637 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,525 The foam. 638 00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:39,629 Um, my first sale. Uh-huh. 639 00:24:39,631 --> 00:24:42,701 My promotion to assistant regional manager. 640 00:24:42,703 --> 00:24:44,077 Our basketball game. 641 00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:45,325 Uh-huh. 642 00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:49,196 And when you took me to the hospital... 643 00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,245 and told me that you cared about me. 644 00:24:51,247 --> 00:24:53,484 Oh, right. Okay. 645 00:24:53,486 --> 00:24:55,117 That's enough. That's good. 646 00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,573 What were your favorite moments? 647 00:24:58,575 --> 00:25:01,037 Oh... 648 00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,828 All of 'em. 649 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,429 I loved 'em all. 650 00:25:04,431 --> 00:25:06,572 Every single one. 651 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:09,677 What about when Jan said the branch was closing? 652 00:25:09,679 --> 00:25:10,797 God, Dwight. 653 00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:12,844 Well, I just... 654 00:25:13,839 --> 00:25:15,308 Hey, Pam. 655 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:16,428 We're going to Poor Richard's. 656 00:25:16,430 --> 00:25:17,869 Creed's buying shots. 657 00:25:17,871 --> 00:25:19,052 No, thanks, guys. 658 00:25:19,054 --> 00:25:20,108 - All right. - Have fun, though. 659 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,068 Cool. 660 00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:22,732 Hey, I hear Jim's coming back. 661 00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:24,525 Really? Where did you hear that? 662 00:25:24,526 --> 00:25:26,061 - Well, I was... - Hey, Ryan, you coming? 663 00:25:26,063 --> 00:25:27,084 Uh, yeah, we'll meet you there. 664 00:25:27,086 --> 00:25:28,877 Awesome. Let's go. 665 00:25:28,879 --> 00:25:29,901 I'll tell you later. 666 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,245 Okay. 667 00:25:33,486 --> 00:25:35,149 Hi. 668 00:25:37,422 --> 00:25:38,829 Crazy day, huh? 669 00:25:38,831 --> 00:25:40,749 Yeah. Yeah. 670 00:25:40,751 --> 00:25:42,061 Man. 671 00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:46,636 I'm, uh... 672 00:25:46,638 --> 00:25:49,293 I'm really glad you're still gonna be working here. 673 00:25:49,295 --> 00:25:52,365 Yeah, me, too. 674 00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:53,772 I mean, it'd... 675 00:25:53,774 --> 00:25:56,300 It's be a pain to have to find another job so... 676 00:25:56,302 --> 00:25:57,581 Yeah. 677 00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,269 Totally. 678 00:26:03,405 --> 00:26:04,717 All right, I'll see ya. 679 00:26:04,719 --> 00:26:06,540 Okay. 680 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:08,301 I was expecting a severance. 681 00:26:08,303 --> 00:26:11,308 Some time off. 682 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,101 But, um, maybe this is good. 683 00:26:13,103 --> 00:26:15,373 Finding another job is a pain. 684 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,741 There's another annoying boss, 685 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:18,924 another desk. 686 00:26:18,926 --> 00:26:22,093 I'd have to learn everything all over again. 687 00:26:22,095 --> 00:26:23,980 So... 688 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,668 there are reasons to stay. 689 00:26:35,213 --> 00:26:36,652 Hey, um... 690 00:26:36,654 --> 00:26:38,957 I think I am gonna take that job. 691 00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:39,917 And... 692 00:26:39,919 --> 00:26:41,772 Scranton? 693 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:42,893 It's not that bad. 694 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:47,564 So if they offer you a job there... 695 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:48,684 I think you should take it. 696 00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,341 Okay, yeah. Maybe I will. 697 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,388 Okay. 698 00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:54,764 Yeah, I'm... I'm happy he said that. 699 00:26:54,766 --> 00:26:57,261 I mean, I don't think he's into me or anything. 700 00:26:57,263 --> 00:26:58,732 But... 701 00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:00,941 I'm kind of into him. 702 00:27:00,943 --> 00:27:02,924 So... there you go. 703 00:27:09,197 --> 00:27:12,076 What are we still doing here? 704 00:27:12,078 --> 00:27:14,733 It's over. 705 00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:15,820 Let's go home. 706 00:27:15,822 --> 00:27:17,484 Get the car. 707 00:27:21,263 --> 00:27:24,397 Ohhh, this was such a stupid idea. 708 00:27:24,399 --> 00:27:27,309 This was so stupid. 709 00:27:27,310 --> 00:27:30,124 I'm such a stupid idiot. 710 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:31,405 I let everybody down. 711 00:27:31,407 --> 00:27:33,133 Everybody hates me. 712 00:27:33,135 --> 00:27:36,652 I lost everybody's jobs. 713 00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:38,541 Nobody likes me anymore! 714 00:27:38,543 --> 00:27:39,501 Oh, my God! 715 00:27:39,503 --> 00:27:40,588 What? 716 00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:41,900 Stamford is closed! 717 00:27:41,902 --> 00:27:44,045 Michael, we're not closed. 718 00:27:44,047 --> 00:27:45,517 Stamford is closed! 719 00:27:45,519 --> 00:27:46,477 Stamford is closed! We did it? 720 00:27:46,479 --> 00:27:48,300 We did it! We did it! 721 00:27:48,302 --> 00:27:50,061 We did it! 722 00:27:50,063 --> 00:27:51,884 Yaaahhhh! We did it! 723 00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:54,828 We did it! Yeah! 724 00:27:54,830 --> 00:27:56,236 We did it! 725 00:27:56,238 --> 00:27:57,581 Yeah! Right here, right here. 726 00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:00,332 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! 727 00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:02,156 Ho, ho, ho, ho, hoooo! 728 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:03,212 Yeah, baby! 729 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:05,677 In your face! 730 00:28:05,679 --> 00:28:06,637 We did it. 731 00:28:06,639 --> 00:28:07,980 Oh, man. 732 00:28:07,982 --> 00:28:10,317 How did we do it? 733 00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:11,404 I don't know. I have no idea. 734 00:28:11,406 --> 00:28:13,389 I don't understand. 735 00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:15,788 Well, for a minute there, I saw myself 736 00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:17,612 selling my house, moving to Costa Rica, 737 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,565 learning how to surf. 738 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,028 But Costa Rica will still be there... 739 00:28:24,622 --> 00:28:26,604 when I'm 65. 740 00:28:27,308 --> 00:28:36,898 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.